[headphone warning] nonsensical moments of black friday that i enjoy

hi yes i made this video to include everything i love in life: starkid, mediocre editing skills and tpyos.

[@itslillyillustrates]

Currently thinking about Linda's iPhone 11

[@megamon9258]

I noticed that

[@cristinamariposa]

Wait isn’t Black Friday supposed to take place in 2018? How does she have an iPhone 11?

[@karmic_punishment]

Cristina Mariposa Linda transcends time and space with the power of soccer mom

[@miracledraw6868]

@@cristinamariposa TGWDLM is October 2018 Blackfriday is November 2019

[@cristinamariposa]

miracle draw if Black Friday is in November 2019 then that makes Jane’s death Christmas 2018 but she’s already dead in TGWDLM so she’d have to have died in 2017, making Black Friday take place in 2018

[@Trailtracker]

Black Friday is a musical about how dangerous the uwu language is, dont be fooled

[@kristen8203]

*fowoled

[@Trailtracker]

fuwuled

[@theconfusedoctopus]

When you have a lisp and can only speak in uwu language 😔

[@funnylittlecreature]

Bwack Fwiday is a musicaw about how dangewous da uwu wanguage is, -don’t- be foowed

[@funnylittlecreature]

OwO

[@georgiairving1234]

Curt and Lauren both had to scream LIKE THAT every performance and didn't lose their voices once

[@lizducharme6219]

And I'm pretty sure both were sick during the run so mad props

[@roj6895]

OwO 👉👈

[@mariajosefinasaporito5189]

Tan Judia their range is larger than my life tbh

[@abby_clementine]

I'm pretty sure most of the cast was sick while they were doing these, we really got the best fandom☺️🥺

[@djwilson1993]

Curt has vids on KZbin from when they were performing, and one of them starts with him talking in a lower register because his voice was so fatigued from the first weekend of shows.

[@lizducharme6219]

Jon Matteson, his expressions, and that fking tie around his head give me LIFE

[@itslillyillustrates]

THE TIE AROUND HIS HEAD IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE COSTUMES IN THE SHOW

[@dixiecripps7792]

Nobody: Gary Goldstein Attorney at Law: 😬

[@mtsmcr]

My absolute favorite moment of black friday is when James and Joey are lifting Lauren during “Adore Me” and James is like :D while Joey is like >:(

[@sarahkinsey5434]

I always wondered why James as the Security Guard is always smiling and Jon as Gary always looks insane

[@inerciasart]

During all of Adore me everyone is like "we're going to destroy you" and then there's James like :D

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@sarahkinsey5434 They were all told to look evil, but James is such an absolute beacon of light and goodness in the world that he couldn't not have a big smile on his face (this is a joke, none of this is true, it was probably just a character choice, I just love James).

[@sarahkinsey5434]

Ayah13 how could you not love him!

[@skylarvinson3966]

Why do I have a feeling no one was expecting Curt to go as hard as he did, but then just went with it?

[@JackieBorelli]

robert's portrayal of a mid-2000s american teenager kills me

[@FloreMar-yp3iz]

It killed him first

[@eceb4355]

@@FloreMar-yp3iz Okay, slow down satan, it's enough for you today.

[@nicolerobertson2654]

@@FloreMar-yp3iz Get out 😭

[@danWHY]

I love watching a group of people be absolutely *feral* for 2 hours 17 minutes and 8 seconds man

[@itslillyillustrates]

love that chaos!!!

[@megamon9258]

“So like... What if we take a minor character from TGWDLMand make him like... A big part of the next musical?” “Can we mention the other characters from TGWDLM too?” “Yeah, as long as they can all show up in the final number.”

[@jeremytewari3346]

I get the second part, but who’s the character from TGWDLM in Black Friday

[@hannaheverett544]

Jeremy Tewari General MacNamara

[@jeremytewari3346]

Hannah Everett Ohhhhhhh, he honestly always felt like a big character so I forgot lol

[@tss5320]

@@hannaheverett544 for some reason i thought they meant man in a hurry lmao

[@neatoburrito7249]

Sarah Hamilfan *Jeff reins*

[@laurenstotebag]

curt mega was so chaotic in black friday I consider it iconic

[@itslillyillustrates]

His ensemble characters always have the best reactions to scenes, and don't even get her started on how incredible Howie is

[@jeremytewari3346]

See I’m conflicted on Howard’s inclusion. I think it hampers the pacing and gives us one too many characters, but on the other hand Curt’s so amazing at it

[@itslillyillustrates]

@@jeremytewari3346 yeah I get that. His character definitely feels kinda out of place and slows the story, but I do that have a soft spot for kinda pointless/weirdly included characters. I feel like the main reason he is there is for the look into the black and white, which is cool, but also Curt's delivery for the character makes it him so funny.

[@sarahkinsey5434]

@@jeremytewari3346 I think they did it because a lot of apocalypse movies have the scene where the leader tries to make a deal with the enemy

[@luccaburgess]

I honestly want more Curt Mega in starkid

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

yo im an auditing student... imma use that 'audits' dialogue if any client messes with me

[@sophiam3940]

Jon Matteson’s wiggly voice is so undertalked about. I think it might be because everyone forgets that he does it but oh. my. god. He did such a good job? Like, I knew it was him when I was watching it but I wasn’t sure and I wondered if it was prerecorded or something but no, he does that live and it’s so creepy and I love it

[@KaijaSchmauss]

I honestly thought it was Nick Lang voicing Wiggly until I saw the credits. It didn't sound like Jon at all. Dude is incredibly talented.

[@itslillyillustrates]

He's so good at doing such different voices and honestly just acting in general. He's by far one of my favorite newer Starkid members.

[@jesusisdefinitelynotarelig7515]

Ikr he played Wiggly soooooo well!!

[@BellaDarby-uk8my]

Yes! And he did it live each night.

[@sporegobble]

omg he did that live?? jesus like,, the laugh and everything oh my god i love him

[@jessierain3354]

The "OOO RIGHT IN THE SUPEANA" hit different this time

[@hollisjo4023]

It scared the subpoena out of me

[@xxMusicxSpeaksxx]

I’m so obsessed with the way Kris Kringle says “lockER”

[@amityislandchum]

There were a few times in this musical that Robert's Australian came out.

[@eq5450]

Can't help laughing every time I see his sports jacket says NHS. We wish the uniforms were that good XD

[@geniehossain3738]

every time he says ‘been’ and you can really here those bright ‘e’s that sound like ‘seen’, I feel like I’ve witnessed something precious.

[@hannahreid1557]

the “are you ok” before he gets beat up is just pure aussie

[@Setoro24]

1:23 Hannah just bouncing around backstage is such a criminally underrated part of the show

[@suki426]

This best part of the digital ticket is you could see the whole stage so you could see her the entire time

[@Setoro24]

@@suki426 Yeah, I heard that the dance during the finale was great, but they cropped it, so you can't see it during the KZbin show. Shame.

[@dnr-musics6860]

Isn't that the little dance that emma does during cup of roasted coffee in TGWDLM?

[@Setoro24]

@@dnr-musics6860 OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

[@jackmclean4120]

She's stimming!!!

[@cathyb299]

I love the mix of the Obama voice and ‘Take one step closer to my fWeNdY WeNd and I’ll rip out your throat with my own teeth!’ It just adds another layer of feralness to this show

[@ElfQuestComicDubFamily]

This is great! As if Curt’s Wiggly meltdowns couldn’t get more intense lmao

[@parfaiti5979]

this has and probably will be my favorite bf video considering the sheer number of black friday videos i watched, you should really take that as a compliment

[@itslillyillustrates]

bro thank you 🥺🥺🥺

[@randomgirll3123]

I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED and LOVED "I'll bite your nipple off". Like... I really hope that line was improvised but if it was... what the hell Mega. XD Joey looks so sexy in that lighting in the black and white. I realize with this edit just how much everyone screams in this show. XD

[@thebanditking3084]

I never noticed it until now xD

[@Ray-hk1zm]

I FORGOT THAT HIS REAL NAME WAS CURT MEGA AND I WENT "haha funny Spies reference" I-

[@ameliadowsett7736]

Justice for Gerald I say

[@Raven-yv6di]

I hope they do another musical in this universe and bring back Linda and Gerald in some way. Like imagine watching it and suddenly someone like Joe Walker (I know, I know, he moved on but I can dream) walks on stage as Gerald like Dylan did for Emma's BIL.

[@mads9966]

Raven Bond honestly if they don’t do this they better be prepared for audits

[@Raven-yv6di]

@@mads9966 Audits up your wazoo! Audits up your yingyang!

[@Raven-yv6di]

@@mads9966 I've been thinking about it more and now I desperately want Joe Walker to come on stage and act just like Linda he'd be so perfect for it

[@CantDraw-bq6pj]

@@Raven-yv6di I think James Tolbert has the perfect 'Gerald' energy. I can't explain why, he just does

[@lilyhawkes5578]

I also live for Linda's *hAAA* after joking abt Jack Daniels.

[@mysticflower7795]

Same! it’s been what days? And I already quote _hA_ every five minutes

[@evilforsure4838]

jack daniels. HA getheroutofmysight

[@jesusisdefinitelynotarelig7515]

I knEW iT 😢 i KnEW yOu WeRen'T sANtA 😭

[@mads9966]

Malfoy rolling on the floor *dramatically pulls out hat* a rEd TrIciCLe

[@jesusisdefinitelynotarelig7515]

@@mads9966 SANTA :D

[@YoshiOombaa]

The whole meltdown scene in the Oval office deserves a goddamn award for the script and the performance. Curt went fricking in!

[@kaithatsme473]

About that apple, he normally just forgets about the apple. The person who has it doesnt know what to do with it at the end of the show.

[@parkerraphelt9657]

I got the apple when I saw it, and ended up just throwing it away. It would be too creepy for me to keep it, although I did take a picture of it before tossing it.

[@kaithatsme473]

@@parkerraphelt9657 true that

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@parkerraphelt9657 _Eat it._ _Bite the apple._ (I'm just kidding please don't-)

[@birblover6782]

Why is no one talking about the possibility of Tom getting flashbacks (sorry, I mean remembering bad things vividly) when he held the pistol in the final scenes?

[@danielshore1457]

I mean it'd explain how he was disarmed so easily

[@jennag8544]

Curt is so uniquely feral in this show oh my god

[@robbieistired]

What even is a cabbage patch kid, like you're cutting into a head of lettuce and oh shit a bAbY Edit: Black Friday but every chaotic moment is deep fried

[@itslillyillustrates]

oh so the entire show is deep fried I got you

[@ogviolinist8954]

Check your props or I will eat your Crocs...

[@itslillyillustrates]

Never forget 😤✊✊✊

[@ogviolinist8954]

@@itslillyillustrates Indeed!

[@sophiepeters2006]

1:21 I didn't expect Ethan to get deep fried 😂

[@sinakonig1716]

this is the Curt Mega appreciation I came for thank you that man is a treasure

[@itslillyillustrates]

He's like, my favorite part of this show in general. We truly stan.

[@moonlight_dulcet]

3:20 CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[@StarrrGrrrl]

Curt really went feral didn't he

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

I love Jon Matteson so much. He didn’t have much of a role in this but he still went so hard at all his roles I-

[@shaunchristopher7734]

I mean ... he was wiggly

[@kerahbundy5705]

Okay so at 5:31 and 5:32 Kris Kringle's talking to the elves. And a neck vein is v e r y visible, and it's my favorite thing ever.

[@hobbedgoblin10]

he is lord wiggly’s lord he is lord lord lord wiggly’s lord

[@sanneottenhof2675]

*WhiPpEr SnAPper*

[@leofiggs8681]

curt mega went absolutely FERAL in this one

[@maem7462]

2:39 They should have had Gary through the portal and talk to wiggly then the world might have been saved because a lawyer would figure out some kind of loophole or something

[@camdotcoms]

can we all appreciate how feral jeff blim was the entire time?? the man in a hurry really let him just let loose

[@JackieBorelli]

the noises jon makes as wiggly are legit nightmare fuel.

[@georgesmith4307]

0:57 I love/hate the weird tension of this moment lmao

[@cammyisntdoingokay]

Sherman Young sounds like he’s always talking in the “SaRcAsTiC TeXt” style of texting.

[@IXVMM]

“Unless I get what I shit” genuinely makes me laugh every time

[@itslillyillustrates]

poetic cinema.

[@lilyhawkes5578]

I live for Santa Claus is Going to High School.

[@letmepukeinyourmouth8520]

Hannah vibing during CaliforMIA is us during the entire musical.

[@Emily_M.]

0:11 Honestly, same Rob, same. We're all dead inside.

[@ratlord7030]

*_"O O O O O O H, R I G H T I N T H E S U B P O E N A A A A A A"_*

[@bobsponge6062]

Oh my god I didn’t get Hannah’s “wear a watch” until just now

[@ilexdiapason]

why did i JUST realise that take me back and when the world's at stake have almost the same chords

[@dahlia4144]

The yet when Hanna threw the doll reminds me of when I went to watch Froze 2 with my friends and one of my friends went to the bathroom during Next Right Thing but fell down the stairs. So it’s something funny that happened during a not funny time

[@midnasun]

FINALLY A BLACK FRIDAY COMP WITHOUT THE REALLY REALLY AWKWARD PAULKINS “WE ARE INTIMATE” MOMENT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOUUU

[@Coll__n]

I was literally DYING watching this video!!!!! These edits and comments are pure gold!!!

[@maem7462]

3:46 I love Jeff's run there it is one of the funniest and best things ever

[@val8869]

the lip quivers get me EVERY TIME

[@itslillyillustrates]

IT'S SO FUNNY

[@jocelynglick3582]

OOOOOH RIGHT IN THE SUBPOENAAAA

[@sploosh7106]

This musical was so chaotic... I love it

[@veronikavarakova3927]

3:20 i spat out my drink

[@nina.angeli_ne]

“This attorney speaks a language only the devil (wiggly) himself can understand.” The attorney IS WIGGLY. (Like Jon is both characters soooo)

[@ashlynm4484]

Idk if someone already made this comment but no he never got the apple back lol the audience member that got handed it just got to do whatever they wanted with it. I saw it closing night and I wish I had been the lucky soul to get the apple lol

[@sleep_deprived_has_arrived3364]

I don’t know what you think mediocre means. This is so much better.

[@3cnothanks753]

Man in a Hurry is such a mood

[@itslillyillustrates]

He. Is. In. A. Hurry.

[@UncleSamAAAA]

I shouldnt have watched this with head phones

[@sarahsevak3467]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING IM LITERALLTY LAUGJING OUT LOUD OMG THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER

[@elizabeth7951]

1:01 queue the forshadow monologue from avpm

[@mysticflower7795]

Ahhh I can’t believe I didn’t think of that!

[@amityislandchum]

Cue*

[@lillian2579]

You just made feast or famine even more chaotic than it was before 👏👏

[@pebbl_eeater]

I love everything about the “Santa Claus goes to high school” scene it’s fucking hilarious Also #justiceformacnamara

[@kelseym8863]

The kiss scene in Santa claus shot the rating from G to R

[@galacticlavalamp6338]

This editing makes it like 50 times funnier idk why

[@majaercegovic1316]

Curt nearly had an aneurism

[@inerciasart]

Everyone was overacting in Deck the halls and I just love it

[@MeonLights]

I love how Curt both as the President and the laid off worker goes into half crouch ready to pounce stance whenever he goes wiggly... I mean crazy. ...also what 7 year old needs a TRICYCLE?!

[@jeneannem4230]

“Thaaaat’s right”🤓

[@maggie-zr5ni]

2:45 we already worship Gary. We’ve got a cult on tumblr and discord called Gary Goldstein’s cult

[@g2growcya]

Yes! I was sooooooooo damn happy when Corey got a solo!!! Also everything else u highlighted

[@wasabi5743]

Is NO ONE gonna talk about Jeff’s RUN at 3:45

[@fangirlandproud6442]

6:00 best part of the show

[@emmaclayton7133]

This is a warning!!!! Turn down your volume⚠️

[@skyjoe55]

Why are none of the wigglies in the musical in boxes?

[@panic-at-the-disco9665]

Instead of saying oh my god I now say oh my wiggly bc this musical enlightened me 😂

[@sophiakuhl3181]

Gary and wiggly really just get to show off how chaotic Jon really is and I love every second of it. I mean just look at Jon’s face whenever he’s Gary. It’s perfect

[@caitiemoriarty]

“Editing” I laughed so hard at these clips... and I’ve watched Black Friday 8 times through

[@Group-de1ut]

The Northville Highschool step team is everything I’ve ever wanted to be

[@nathandickerson2278]

"OOOO, Right in the SUBPOENA!"

[@Dead-or-Alive1985]

"I've met God. He had nothing nice to say about you." is an INSANE line

[@shayne_has_landed2511]

7:18 I got distracted for a minute and I immediately knew you said yeet even though I wasn’t looking at my phone screen

[@michicoverss]

I love the neurodivergent representation with hanna and how all her little dance can be actually stimming, i just adore it

[@bi_cycle]

"Oh no Mr Pwezzy Wez, have you misplaced your bomby womb?"

[@bellamiller870]

I hadn’t noticed Robert’s Aussie slip ups since I’m Australian myself but once people start pointing it out it’s so obvious

[@mackenzieallison13]

ok, but Jon looks so cute when he has the tie around his head

[@guillermocalderon7101]

3:19 right in the subpoenas!!!

[@shinx2717]

7:33 From what I've read, he never takes the apple back.

[@devilluv_]

I think Gerald would be also played by Jon. I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST FEEL IT

[@Siegfried1917]

bless you for these zoom ins on their faces

[@paige7501]

No one will ever understand the love I hold for this video

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

1:17 i am concerned that angela is going to eat wiggly

[@pretzelsart]

PREZZY-WEZZ. FWENDY-WEND. I FUCKING HAGE THAT WIGGLYS VOICE IS CANONICALLY JUST UWU SPEAK

[@krizz8m.425]

I knew there's a reason why I love Jeff

[@20beesinasuit19]

Curt mega is my favorite person

[@jessicaroman7503]

Curt Mega really said feral rights during feast of famine and when him and Gary killed Ethan they really said fuck them kids

[@poopface6009]

really need me some friends to watch stardkid musicals with

[@joanafernandes85]

Sameee, like I'm dying over here😂😂

[@poopface6009]

@@joanafernandes85 like straight up add me on discord

[@joanafernandes85]

@@poopface6009 how do we do that??

[@poopface6009]

@@joanafernandes85 we swap are discord names. its just that easy mine is poopface#8824

[@joanafernandes85]

@@poopface6009 I've send u a request 😊