HEART DROPPING TEXTS!!

[@Yentirb68]

As an adult, I realize that mom should’ve taken her own chicken out the freezer before SHE went to work. 😂 😂😂 unnecessary stress!!

[@goddesslafwa7704]

Right😂 like who was taking the chicken out when I was too small to reach the freezer? You wanna change the routine 10yrs in and I'm the bad guy?!😂😂😂😂

[@jasonthompson7378]

@@goddesslafwa7704 Facts!

[@SummerTyme2023]

Smh smh....you guys are trash...

[@nettyjames4210]

Why would you say something so bold, true yet controversial lol 😆

[@intldawn]

Facts! Chicken takes a while to defrost. You waiting until the kid comes home and only giving that a couple of hours? 😂

[@colleenchibanda]

“The police are outside -run!”😂😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Anytime I get a text (especially from a hun) saying "We need to talk", no matter who it is, the fear of god always seeps in😭

[@ghosty_sa]

Ntwana😭😭😭swear I feel the Rath of all the Greek God's on my soul. Pause😭😭😭

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@ghosty_sa chief, mjolo is not for the faint hearted😭☠️

[@khaliphamlambo1562]

SA 🇿🇦

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@khaliphamlambo1562 😌🇿🇦

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@khaliphamlambo1562 😌🇿🇦

[@novacaino]

I was stone faced until "he used to wear P.E. shorts but he wasn't the P.E. teacher" .. That's hilarious for some reason.

[@brandonblackshear9154]

Same hahaha, talking bout "He was ready for anything!" lol

[@colleenchibanda]

Im not okay😂😂😂

[@redswastedtalents4671]

"Your dad's in school looking for you" gave me images of Terminator 2 where the T-1000 is walking round the shopping mall looking for John Connor

[@pk_whitney09]

The dad looking for you one... Bruuuuuuuuuhh!! I would go cry in the bathroom!!

[@Emasikuzimba]

That "your dad is in school looking for you" text😭😭😭

[@phindumpamela9377]

James could write a book 😂😂

[@lebomakhubedu6376]

the chicken out the freezer was deadass my childhood too

[@ineverswag]

everyone's really

[@enigmadrath1780]

Your mom calls and you have the audacity to sound exasperated because OF COURSE you've already taken it out of the freezer, when really you haven't but you'll definitely do it in a bit once you've finished the level and she won't be none the wiser .... until she sends a message an hour later that she'll be home in 15 so go ahead and preheat the over and then the terror sets in and you're desperately trying to thaw half a chicken out in the microwave but you never get the setting right so that bitch's half frozen, half cooked and then headlights flood in through the kitchen windows as mom's car pulls up the driveway😭

[@bluesEvanskro]

That’s me even now and I’m 21😂

[@Jesse3522]

That "FAMMMM!!" killed me lol ☠️😂

[@MusaAkangbe]

There needs to be a cartoon series of James in high school

[@hauwamuktari735]

I HEAR this!!!!!

[@sarahmariey5377]

Absolutely

[@tedmangreavesii3318]

That 'She found out' text will have you shook.

[@PhillipMadock]

James being worried that Fuhad didn't bel him back is so on brand

[@Prec-mv2uc]

When I was a little thief 😂😂😂😂

[@obokengm788]

Not sure if you'll ever see this, bt if you ever see women complaining about men on podcasts we ARE NEVER referring to you guys ❤ love your content, glad you guys are going strong

[@leegwen958]

FAACTSS!

[@NothandoLove]

I agree a 100% we love our daddies😊❤

[@kweisivines2550]

They never need to put the mics away!! Love them ❤❤❤

[@Nitro15]

Glazing hard 🚨

[@obokengm788]

@@Nitro15 proudly so, they're hard workers

[@ashafaahmed9505]

That bottle Fuhad is drinking is sounding empty 🤣

[@Bomboclaat23]

6:05 my Life Sciences teacher wears our school rugby shirt EVERYDAY 😭

[@heymay2242]

Cheat day with a lil sidey 😩😭

[@SophisticatedTeacher]

That was cute!

[@beyfan878]

If any of you went to school in Southern Africa, do you remember the Afrikaaner teachers and dads in their short shorts, long socks (in Winter esp) and farmers shoes 😂😂😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

The boer combo never fails them🤣🤣and sometimes they'll go further by not wearing socks or shoes at all☠️

[@ghosty_sa]

Ntwana my rugby coach😭😭😭broer always wore shorts. 5am in the freezing cold winter daiman wearing shorts😭😭😭😭swear them broers are a different breed

[@FeziMthembu]

Don’t forget the puffer jacket and shorts combo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pkmsd8291]

​@@junglekxngtalksanimeshort shorts, hemp, boots and cap. Boer is done 😂

[@boitumelomothibe2825]

And that farmer hemp/shirt. That was their uniform 😂😂 and it was always the same khaki/brown colours

[@Franz_ZA123]

Fuhads gasp when James said "Look at yourself"🤣🤣🤣

[@MonsterElvin]

"Your test results are ready to collect" fam when I hear dat am like burn it down 😂

[@reggieking5167]

My wife messaged me a few days ago this is what she sent “WTF!! we need to talk I’ll call you later” When I tell you my heart and appetite dropped instantaneously. I nervously called her and she didn’t answer I paced for an hour thinking oh shit, oh shit.

[@mesidye]

😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@blending_in]

spill the tea man..

[@blackbeauty7499]

I’m invested please tell me what was the out come 😂

[@P.M_M]

Out with the mrs (fresh relationship) & my best friend, last thing i remember is shots few hrs before closing. Crash at hers, wake up in the morn and shes already left for work. Me: "morning babe, how're you today. crazy night last night yadda yadda". Her reply: "dont speak to me"........... had me STRESSED thinking i've ruined a gd thing before its really began. I always remember my nights, but was feeling myself with the new GF and my homeboy so got a bit loose and lost the last hr or 2 of the night. Turns out my best pal decided to get her to do that as a prank and they both had a chuckle, got me pacing her living room for half a day working out wtf i did wrong 😂😂😭😭

[@BaDST07]

I remember my college roommate texted me and said her boyfriend ate my leftovers. I was so mad, because they were leftovers from visiting home (Fried chicken, collard greens, potato salad, corn bread).

[@meghan8020]

That …. It’s one thing eating your roommates leftovers…. That’s rude enough. Eating your girlfriend’s roommates leftovers, in a house that’s not yours…. Straight to jail.

[@SophisticatedTeacher]

🤣🤣🤣 Your roommate didn’t want to get beat up!

[@Dennis-sk1fx]

You out! I hope Mr. Henderson gets to see this😂😂😂😂

[@DazzaInno]

U ate my leftovers😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@nenjigenesis7049]

I'm convinced james has a story for every damn thing on this earth. What ever the scenario, bring it.

[@emmanuelereokon]

Typical Nigerian message that will break your heart: Bro are you sure it is here you charged your phone 😂😂💀

[@CG-bl3sc]

“I hope you enjoy your ice cream and the shirt I picked out for you”I won’t even look around… I’ll just go into full blown sprint. I’ll be the new Forrest Gump cos I will run for months.

[@dumpsterdiver2918]

Damn…. The air you guys have where you stay gotta taste pretty good for the both of you to take sips out of empty cans! 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MsMookalate]

2:06 my mom was the one looking for me😂😂😂 Around dismissal they even called me during the intercom 😅 I took the school bus home. My ex even pointed to my mom’s car in front and thought it’ll be funny. I’m like “Sir I have family that gaf. A West Indian family to be exact and I can’t survive this.”😅

[@Cantetinza17]

I was starting to talk to this one guy that my friend liked too and he said, "I like you both. You're really fun, but (insert friend's name) is more acceptable to bring around my parents."

[@CrazyAce777777]

Gotta spin the bonnet thing be like one of your boys just got locs started, something to say while you're packing at least

[@allisonsaidi9310]

All I’m saying is James has a GREAT memory!!! Cause how do you remember all that😂

[@DikkiBell]

Browsing history too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂TBH i can relate to most of this council est built different

[@UnusualElan]

"we need to talk.....".......that one scares the hell out of me!

[@The123456782555]

great video, but i personally was waiting for the: when she text you. "The month is almost over and i haven't gotten my period yet 👀" as a young lad that shit right there broTHA makes you lose weight instantly. dont ask me how i know 🤣🤣

[@reginafromrio]

Why do I think they are cheaters? They seem to be compassionate with the cheating texts. 😅

[@theintellectualinquiry]

I clocked this too💀… the cheating texts and tweets are always too relatable

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@reginafromrio nahh they just like playing into the scenarios🤣

[@reginafromrio]

@@junglekxngtalksanime Fair for internet fodder

[@Yxcvbnmxy]

They have confirmed to have cheated in the past a bunch.

[@reginafromrio]

@@Yxcvbnmxy ok fair

[@miranda07]

almost the same at my work we have ear pieces my manager says over it miranda come to the office mans needed to ask how to spell my last name my heart dropped

[@biancafriesen1285]

10:43 i felt that, its awful! 😂

[@Jin_Raiden]

Damn the one where they talked about the ice cream date in the shirt she picked out for him… shit is so relatable. 😭😭😭 Letting them wear our couples items and wearing shit I picked out for him smh. Gave me ptsd hearing that lol.

[@kielmitchell6821]

I remember getting a message from the missus asking where i was i replied im at work late she replied ah ok no worries then i got a picture message of my car parked outside my sides house 😂😂 ive never been so scared i did the scooby doo voice and everything 😂😂

[@Quan367]

I don’t give a shit bout my browser history no more 😭 you shouldn’t be in there either ways 😂

[@AlanaSimmons-r1c]

Bro the text that made my heart drop was literally just my name with a period not even an inch away from my name

[@clarenceodhiambo1077]

got a text that did me bad, was scared and couldn't respond for days,, the baby its definitely yours gave me flashbacks

[@OkayMaybeImDoneNow...]

James's story ends at 6:16. Sorry, didnt come for story time😂😂I came for the title of this video

[@ripfumeloloyrahmikhari1844]

Seeing this as he starts 😂

[@chipperjaunte]

Thank you😂😂😂

[@sharonnkirote9106]

Saamee😂

[@carlosgutierrez2789]

Perfect timing I just sat down to take a shit

[@UnbrokenParticle29]

My story: I was in high school and I was grounded. (I think that time I stole my dads van and his half gal of vodka) I was allowed to go to school and school functions. I had drama class after school every Wednesdays. Well, one week they cancelled it but I didn't let my parents know. After school, I snuck over to someone's house and I got a text from my dad saying he was doing a location check and was waiting for me outside drama class. 😭 BOY did that make my heart drop into my a**hole.

[@jordanbaldry822]

The reception bit by james gave man flashbacks

[@dominicbroome9381]

Look at yourself😂😂😂😂😂

[@kelvinpayne5224]

I was texting one gyal from Ireland, then at 2am I had a few missed calls, them a message saying I know your from London, we are coming for you, boi was I shit scared lolol.....

[@bubbly912]

Omg😳..what happened then?

[@kelvinpayne5224]

@bubbly912 after 3 days of stressing out.....she had tried calling me, but all I did was throw the SIM away, and got a new number.....I don't even kno if they came to London....

[@unathisilo4941]

"Why aren't we dating?" Is there a good answer for that

[@alb.88]

"Bc you keep asking me stupid questions like that and it just makes me not want. Stop asking me and maybe we will" 😂😂

[@pkmsd8291]

​@@alb.88Yeah right

[@unathisilo4941]

@alb.88 i kept it cordial and said, "we're friends, and I never got a hint you wanted more." My friends say i should have said yes and clapped some cheeks

[@alb.88]

@@unathisilo4941 I respect your approach more. There's no point in stringing someone along

[@Gl1tch954]

Lmaoo bruh dad in school looking for you, use to have my heart beating abnormally

[@jackiestevenson8926]

When I was in school I skipped school and would have a friend call in and say I was sick and my dad showed up to the school looking for me but this was before cellphones so I didn't know he showed up to the school and I went home later that day acting as if I just got out of school but my dad already knew I didn't go. I got in so much trouble 😂 not just from my dad but from the school as well. The text about the dad looking for his kid at the school made me think of that.

[@rslikkers841]

Imagine "that cat just died"

[@Derelict1]

The merch link doesn't work, bruh!

[@simy_official2981]

First comment....love y'all...come to Kenya🇰🇪😂❤

[@obokengm788]

Stay safe if you live near the protests ❤ hope those protesting stay safe 🇿🇦 love from SA, wish we could be as bold as your people

[@siobhanmcfadden3434]

Love this thread 👏

[@nenjigenesis7049]

ShxtsnGigs is like tales by Jameslight with a little reaction.

[@TheSparkExperience]

Fuhad is wearing two watches?

[@i_am_a_boy5655]

She said no

[@PlusUltraG]

Is that Liquid Death in the back?

[@DellGotEm]

Another one would be "you gotta go"

[@YGSTAN06]

FREE PALESTINE ❤

[@rubies_makhanya]

Jesus Christ loves you everyone and He will never forsake you ❤

[@deborajagielska0097]

why they always say "what's a text that made your heart drop instantly?" before reading them??lol

[@baldeahmadoumacka1217]

Maybe so people who randomly drop in or only listening can get in with the program faster

[@Rosiebluee]

Probably because their episodes are in podcast form too so it’s more for the listeners

[@laurakeefer981]

There used to be a website where you could turn your teachers in the South Park characters and I turned my business teacher into one and got suspended for it Edit: it stayed up on the wall all year it was hilarious

[@catherinemwimbi]

those cans are empty

[@untappedpotential28]

Brazzer history

[@wolfy_4k690]

Picture followed with, who is she?!

[@Radeyford]

I’m 13, this lengers from Brazil AND Italy is getting sweeted by me. I asked her what she’s doing for the summer, she said ‘I’m going to Brazil for the whole thing and then gonna spend y9 in a n Italian boarding school’ kms smfh

[@nalyajj]

💙💙💙

[@keepingitrealawesome]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@fmandaza]

Who is [ insert name here]?

[@vuyolwethublaai6874]

The did you mean to post that story James told was definitely a lie💀 can't prove it obvs, buts it's a lie😭

[@JerryRyce]

😂😂😂

[@Radeyford]

i vape btw