Heart Eyes - Movie Review

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This Valentine's Day, we get a slasher film....which might not be as generic as that sounds. Here's my review of HEART EYES!
#HeartEyes

[@JeremyJahns]

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[@krishnasaxena7753]

Dammit now we want a Jeremy ASMR! That wasnt the case before today!

[@mementomori771]

Drink water hope the throat feels better

[@tylerhoagland1535]

Tryna sell me a mattress for valentines Jeremy? What are you insinuating?

[@JasonVoorhees6661]

Maybe he wants everyone to cosey up with Jeremy lol 😂

[@Thatswildpimp]

well you know

[@cardassa]

Get laid?

[@framingniugini1987]

😂

[@jonbaxter2254]

I might unironically take a good night sleep over... something else.

[@EvanMonroe]

First “Companion” and now this? February really is cooking this year with quality date movies.

[@sonicsnake44]

As long as they don't mind blood.♥️😍♥️

[@wyldloganroth5303]

My first reaction when I heard that this movie was directed by Josh Ruben: "Like... Like the seagull guy?"

[@dotkor2023]

Riiiiight??? Googled it and it seems it's actually him. Been a fan since collegehumor

[@LexieNavaro]

The most unrealistic thing in the film is Valentine's Day in Seattle with no sudden snowfall.

[@ShmuckOnWheels]

Or the characters not getting harassed or straight-up robbed by skell street junkies.

[@elijah0208]

5 secs in n im going back to stuckmann, i prefer his calm less emotions attitude

[@BK12355]

​@@elijah0208good for you.

[@PoppCulture94]

Plagiarist.

[@atx0025]

Valentines themed movies are some of my absolute favorite guilty pleasure horror movies. They're always over the top, they usually have some solid actors doing good jobs in their role.

[@chansesArmstrong]

Dean Winchester

[@deanflash112]

I would love to trick someone into watching a romance movie only for Art the Clown to come out with a cupids outfit and commit unspeakable things.

[@OstianOwl]

Honestly this isn't too far out of the realm of possibility for Art. Takes notes for Terrifier 4, Leone!

[@MM-jc7uv]

@@OstianOwlhaven’t watched those movies because it seems like it’s just a gore fest with zero plot. Are they worth watching? Or are they just movies made for gore enthusiasts

[@yngbenjiboi13]

@@MM-jc7uv The 2nd and 3rd have a plot the first was basically just a regular slasher film I personally love them but it’s up to you because I’m sure you know how over the top they are

[@thejamesbondshow9754]

You're single aren't you!!

[@thejamesbondshow9754]

​@@MM-jc7uvthey're absolutely disgusting. Avoid. I work at a cinema and when Terrifier 3 was showing, people vomited and walked out.

[@DiatribeDeity]

Does everyone who does a Helix mattress ad have a completely empty room, or do they have to go to some secret Helix sterile room somewhere?

[@ChadAV69]

That is a great point

[@CineRam]

Your description of the plot reminds me of the original "Terminator", in which Arnold gets the first few kills out of the way early on, and then devotes the rest of his time to the main characters, whom we spend a lot of time with in between scrapes with Arnie. Plus, a set piece at a police station.

[@DHynes5]

Also Terminator was a good love story as well between Sarah and Kyle!

[@SimGunther]

2:15 DanDaDan bringing that romantic element to the table was a nice addition to what would've been an otherwise "good enough" supernatural shounen ❤

[@smac1684]

Ah yes the love of turbo granny

[@paradisecity0406able]

I'd be surprised if 'Hungry Eyes' doesn't play during this movie

[@jonbaxter2254]

Hungry Eyes 🎵🎵

[@Darkhonor21]

One look at you and I can't disguise 🎵🎵

[@MnmManz]

I saw this as 100% a parody. It felt like a halmark movie plot mixed with a slasher. Like all of the character's dialogue and scenarios seemed to be as intentionally cliche as possible. It didn't matter how unusual of a situation they were in, without a second's notice, the main couple snapped back into sappy mode and I found that very funny.

[@HassanSabbaku]

Jeremy being down to seeing PREQUEL movies of this pretty muchbsold me on this film.

[@John_Notmylastname]

Ah yes at least my loneliness can be alleviated by better sleep.

[@chimeratheo1855]

Jeremy sounds like Keanu Reeves with his voice like that

[@crackbane1330]

Is he sick

[@JM-db8ez]

Uhm...maybe an anemic and high strung Reeves, I guess....mmm, not hearing it but sure.

[@Jay-jb2vr]

Waiting for Jurassic World Rebirth trailer review lol

[@narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801]

Whoa!

[@OG_Cool_Cat]

Josh Ruben? As in precious plum Josh Ruben? Good for him!

[@belate165]

As in dropout superstar Josh Ruben ?!

[@Sabor180]

​@@belate165Just looked it up, yup 🤯

[@Erasureeraser]

As someone who watched Disney Channel quite a lot in the 2010s, it's nice to see Olivia Holt in a horror movie. I haven't seen her in quite a while. She can sing, she can act, she deserves the same amount of success as Sabrina Carpenter, who came in the same Disney Channel era as Olivia was and they were very close during their Disney Channel days

[@KillBill808]

She already been in one with Totally Killer (2023)

[@russellhunter363]

Olivia Holt was also in the Freeform show “Cruel Summer”. She was really good in it.

[@M_k-zi3tn]

Yeah I haven't seen her in anything since Cloak and Dagger

[@TumbleyardBloomsnag-w8q]

Huh could you speculate as to why this isn’t the case then? It’s curious there’s just NOTHING limiting her yet she’s unknown. It would be really odd to think that’s for NO REASON but you didn’t seem to mention that part here.

[@casthedemon]

I don't even know who either of those are.

[@jmn194]

I was planning on watching this and Love Hurts in the same day. Guess I’ll just be watching this.

[@christianmbabazi9722]

Why not both

[@jmn194]

Because I heard mostly bad things about Love Hurts and I’m not gonna spend $14.25 to find out. I’ll wait for streaming.

[@mascot4950]

@@jmn194 I watched the trailer and Jeremy's review of Love Hurts. I'd agree that it feels like the trailer pretty much just gives a full summary of the movie. So if you're curious, you can get through it in about two minutes.

[@jmn194]

I’ve watched it. I was quite excited. But it did show a lot, and the fact that it’s little more than that means I’m saving money.

[@danielleblanc4660]

4:58 pretty good flickering lights impression

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

Indeed, he should get an award for it

[@QazyQuacks]

3:00 little known fact mason was meant to die in scream 5 but they liked his screen presence and his personality so much they change the death last minute so he’d be in scream 6

[@ChadAV69]

He’s the only likable character left in the franchise

[@QazyQuacks]

@@ChadAV69 on god

[@Vertigotheatre1]

Mason is great in the Scream movies, he has a lot of talent

[@justinrodriguez5957]

"And if you're gonna do that, you need a pair that's gonna bring it." Nooo Jeremy, nooo! First the mattress plugin now this. 🤣

[@juanarocha8629]

Boi is thirsty

[@oompie815]

Jeremy Jahns and Double Toasted dropping their review at the same time. That's a first timer.

[@mavowar72]

They should make the knife in the door more realistic. Like Heart Eyes needing to use a hammer to pound the knife thru the door. Then struggling to pull the knife back out of the door. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@aliens22]

Man, this movie was funny as hell. My theater was cracking up 😅

[@WishingItWereEasy]

Wait you’re single?? But…. How? Your face. Your face alone should make you not single, but taken.

[@TeeTime84]

Thats wicked work with the mattress V Day ad🤣

[@jonbaxter2254]

I agree Jeremy, dating in the modern day sucks so much.

[@thedealmama3070]

that helix commercial was more entertaining than some disney+ shows I have seen, more of this please 🤣

[@jmorgmate]

Damn, this being good is a surprise. Going to have to check it out now!

[@Andrew-sy6on]

The secret sauce to heart eyes being good is actually Christopher Landon, the writer/Producer. He is the guy behind freaky and happy death day. He was also supposed to direct the new scream movie before the massive shake up happened, and he left the project; which may explain why one of the actors from scream is in heart eyes

[@brainzter]

Uploaded 39secs ago? Never been this quick before 😮

[@CaptainRetroStation]

Jeremy inspires that kind of quickness in his followers. 👊😎

[@abradford23]

I love the way Jeremy moves, it's like he's about to offer you a box of Milk Tray.

[@chaoticfury22]

This may be my way of getting my husband to watch a rom com without realizing it 😂

[@KonohazFinest]

Dang 🤣 well knowing how he will internally react I guarantee while he won't say it he's gonna be expecting something later that night lol

[@reemerger]

😊

[@chaoticfury22]

@KonohazFinest 🤣🤣 probably. Happy Friday to you and yours!

[@smcgilli34]

Was waiting for a reference to Dokes from Dexter. “Heart eyes, mother trucker.”

[@DraftFaun919]

I was already planning to watch this for valentines. Thanks for giving confirmation that it’s good

[@theredmachete5877]

It pleases me to see Jeremy the winner when compared to the same critics he started with. Leaving stuckmann in the dust view wise and the schmoes...it's well deserved

[@RavenHouseMystery]

Thank you, Jeremy. Favorite Valentine's Day horror film: My Bloody Valentine (1981), though it will be fun to see if Heart Eyes can replace it.

[@michaelj1729]

at first what i remembered watching the trailer was "damn this looks like Happy Death Day" and this review solidified it. Gonna watch this!

[@NikoZguri-l8z]

Producers: "how psychotic do you want this movie to be?" Josh Ruben: *yes*

[@kvol1668]

The dogs got their own bed!

[@mariowilson-ox6kx]

So your movie review brand is you doing reviews as a stand up comic? It works!

[@jordanwilliams5266]

I am excited to go see this one for sure! Some of my favorite valentines horror flicks are my bloody valentine (2009) just for its one twist alone and also some pretty gnarly kills that you would expect in a slasher, and Valentine which is a bit of a guilty pleasure but a fun one nonetheless.

[@lordofthereels6790]

Spring is an amazing horror romance that needs more love by the directors of Daredevil Born again. The human intimacy of Linkletter's Before trilogy with Lovecraftian weirdness = perfection.

[@tylerhoagland1535]

Will you be my valentine Jeremy?

[@blackalphagaming8010]

🤢🤮

[@colleen4ever]

Get in line, girl!

[@michaelleone9931]

This movie was incredible. A perfect mix of horror. Comedy, and romance. I loved it !

[@dragondaveltd1992]

Recommend to any horror fans and Valentine's Day date nights

[@ericsilva-gomez2481]

Hell no, watch Captain America 4

[@KingCrimson68]

@@ericsilva-gomez2481horror fans

[@TheStoryTeller117]

"Dont want to say its a trash fire in the dating world, more like a nuclear wasteland." Well said Jeremy.

[@jennifere.pergola598]

Sounds like a good movie - reminds me a bit of how "Shaun of the Dead" was basically a romance and buddy comedy set in the middle of a zombie invasion. Fun times! 😁

[@mikemoore4033]

Writing and portraying believable and relatable characters is a huge part of every successful art, film, streaming, whatever. The inability to do it is just one of the (many) reasons Disney has produced so much unwatchable crap.

[@synbiosblade]

I think I would prefer the wasteland with a few cannibals over the current dating scene lol.

[@nesuatunes]

I was looking forward to this review since I first saw the Heart Eyes trailer. Perfect movie for a JJ review. Hope that your larynx feels better.

[@thelaughingrouge]

We're really getting some good horror/slasher films in the first couple months of the year? Wild.

[@son-tchori7085]

"A romantic comedy. With zombies." : Shaun of the Dead (2004)

[@JSPokemonYT]

Olivia Holt is already on her way to becoming a top tier Scream Queen and continuing her rise from her past Disney Channel stardom.

[@BK12355]

Factious. I learn a new word. Thank you.

[@BrendanWheatley1971]

We saw it last night at the drive in - the only problem we had is so much of the action is in very dark circumstances that especially at a drive in it was very hard to see what was going on But as JJ said the chemistry between the leads and the overall romance was very good

[@twentywordsorlessYT]

The _Happy Death Day_ guys make a good horror comedy? In other news, weekdays end in 'y'.

[@5ftOfRage]

If they're going to make a horror movie they have to be some scary moments settling sprinkled throughout the movie

[@fortheloveofking]

My favorite Valentine's Day/slasher flick is Die Hard.

[@anubusx]

Die Hard is a Christmas Movie.

[@adarrlnathantv9444]

Thats a christmas movie

[@blackguyofthesouth2161]

The only other Valentine's Day slasher flick I've seen is Valentine (2001) with Denise Richards, Marley Shelton, Jessica Capshaw. Its a guilty pleasure of mine

[@paintedexpressionssogriffi1322]

Well that came out of nowhere! I'll give it a whirl sometime!

[@Letstunein]

Wow Jeremy! You made me want to see this one!

[@MooVeetheMovieMonster]

My favorite Valentines movie is Midsommar, because at least in that film the break up was earned.

[@Strobobel]

Anybody else catch her friend rattling off Rom com titles in the limo towards the end 😂

[@EwokEight]

I was... compromised for this review and I still liked it. That's your energy Jeremy.

[@thenumberonebeaner2211]

I was able to see the movie in early screening. Thought it was solid before the edits, the trailer does just enough to show the premise without spoiling some of the best scenes, can't wait to take my gf this weekend!

[@sandeepsrivastava17]

Watched the entire ad because I wanted to see what jeremy without the red(green) screen looks like.

[@j.mallay]

Kind of got a Keanu Reeves voice going on Jeremy.

[@SanteeKlaus]

Been waiting for this review, thank you. I'm glad you recommend it. You should do a list of your favorite holiday slashers to watch for each holiday.

[@CHANNAKAJIMA]

Jeremy Jahns, the neighbourhood blues singer voice. 🌆👏👏👏👏👏 He should have worn a black fedora hat for this review. 🍷🍫🍸🍸🍹🍺🍺🍺🥂🥃🥃🥃🌛🎶🎵🎤😎🎸🎷🎵🎶🎶🎥🎞🧹🚻

[@Gamerninja24]

I find it funny that the Scream inspired Valentine Slasher is possibly going to be better than Scream 7.

[@sebastiantrias1529]

Literally refresh my KZbin app and got this review and Double toasted.

[@PeeJayBrownJr]

Classic slasher and absolutely enjoyed it! And with a below $20 million budget it shouldn't have a problem making it back.

[@NickCodyComedy]

Jeremy, pretending to be unfamiliar with the silliness of Seattle when we all know he was Chad Prime... very fun plot twist

[@kidbonesonline]

Heart Eyes is the equivalent to My Bloody Valentine but with better acting and it's filmed in the good ol' U.S.A.

[@RogueRotte]

Heart Eyes felt like an early 2000s horror movie and it was so cool. Hate most slashers-but this was quite unique.

[@romanreviews8892]

Weird double feature with Bring Them Down which I saw yesterday but oddly satisfying

[@michaeloliva8353]

I really enjoyed this one. I was just a bit let down with the killer reveal. I figured it out early on, but there was a bit of randomness that came with it. Won’t say anything due to spoilers, I just feel like the reveal was pretty weak. Fun movie, some cool kills, good comedy. Another great film along with Companion to start 2025. Never thought a rom-com with a serial killer would work but they pulled it off 🤘🏽

[@bdubberz]

Happy Death Day - Slasher/Comedy Thanksgiving - Slasher/Comedy Totally Killer - Slasher/Comedy with time travel Heart Eyes - Slasher/RomCom

[@ivantorres635]

You sounds like angry Keanu Reeves in John Wick

[@slaaneshhedonite7068]

Haven’t seen it. I’ll keep me eyes open for it.

[@UndeadEggmiester]

Damn I'm pleasantly happy to see this is a getting a good review.

[@RyoHazuki224]

Oh Jeremy. You had me at mattress ;)

[@wesmurphy2533]

I have been a fan of Josh Ruben's films thus far. Scare Me was fantastic, Werewolves Within was surprisingly entertaining. Good for him

[@PunisherBatmanFan]

Loved this movie! Thanks for the review Jeremy!

[@thebear7086]

I hear Heart Eyes and I immediately think of Christopher Lloyd in Roger Rabbit and his Dagger Eyes. Don't know why.

[@connorstace]

Never been this early. Just wanted to say that we appreciate you Jeremy. Thanks for doing what you do 👍

[@chasemiller3712]

All these movies that are a great time, no alcohol required must be a pain to clean. Broken glass isn't fun.

[@Skoora]

Can’t believe you didn’t go for some Kermit inserts 😊

[@veronicabrushsci-fi]

Came for the movie review, but my favorite part was the accurate review of modern dating culture!

[@JorgeMartinez-dp3im]

Fullbody Jeremy jumpscare in the first 30 seconds lol.

[@brysontires]

Jeremy being continually shocked he liked this movie throughout this review is killing me 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PopsiCOLE]

Oh how I love wasting an entire minute of a Jeremy Jahn's review just for a sponsor that no one gives a crap about.

[@aaronclick6388]

Jeremy Jahn’s voice slowly morphing into RFK Jr’s in real time? Uh…er…prerecorded time?

[@FlyingDutchman2693]

I was doubting this movie.. now I might check it out

[@JordanNMovies]

Thought it was going to be a generic movie, but it ended up being a fun time. And I laughed more than I thought I would have😂

[@Crow-Fly]

You said josh ruben and I out loud went ooohhh!!! Love josh ruben flicks got something to watch today :)

[@MiguelDiazDrivenLife]

I never watch ads, these I do 😅

[@sarathbabu1245]

VIDAAMUYARCHI REVIEW!