Hearts of Iron 4: Spies in Real Life

[@SquireComedy]

Go to nordvpn.com/squire and use code squire to get 70% off a 3-year plan and an extra month for free. We sincerely hope you enjoyed this video, and just wanted to thank you all for the continued support. In these next few weeks, we're working on a couple of brilliant War Thunder skits, as well as some for M&B: Bannerlord that we think you'll enjoy.

[@Rob.DB.]

I sincerely hope so. Anything resembling the "Old" Squire ,would be world better. Have you not been receiving my last few carrier pigeons??? Why, the front is a real mess, & both flanks are totally buggered!!! You may have one last chance of changing the flow of this royal shit show,if you can pull your head out of your arse , & get your Spitfire out of the pawn shop! You disappointing dullard !! You lack-a-daisical dim wit,you!!! "Why are you still here?!!! "GO! GO! GO!!! " MOVE IT YOU SMELLY SACK OF DOG SMEGMA!!! ...."where's my service revolver?....I'll put you on the move with all haste!" ...."Better listen to him & go". "You are actually the 4th.Squire this war." "Oh no!" *Bang* *Thump* ..."Oh well, you were the 4th."..."Best be practicing my German!"

[@rfs3935]

Squire The Inglorious basterds references in this was great

[@AmericanCaesarian]

In honor of your British empire game, I conquered all of Europe , North America and Asia as Britain, I did a mass deploy trick to keep my puppets and formed the imperial federation, basically controlling the world

[@Themanfuhreal]

Gotta love the inglorious basterds references

[@Ivan_Drago.]

So why is the ending so shit?

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

I like how you can only run one spy rescue op at a time. I once had 4 spy’s being held by Japan. I forgot to rescue two of them. Oh well I can always recruit more :D

[@bravomike4734]

lol

[@evitafridrihsone1159]

@Kornel&Co. Maybe you could've said that a nicer way?

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

My friends like to joke about the stupid ways your units can die in grand strategy and rts games, usually due to forgetting to micro them, and how you would tell their family they’re dead. “Well you see ma’am, I forgot he existed, so I never bothered to extract him.”

[@wouterkessel4852]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 With me its more because I usually play china and I either use ww1 tactics or human wave tactics so that kind of causes me to lose three to four million in a matter of two years

[@The_Murder_Party]

Wouter Kessel AKA: like 2% of you manpower, I mean good god.

[@MagnificentSpeed]

of all the spy games out there, you pick the one where u look at a world map for 5 hours.

[@SquireComedy]

Most of spy work is pretty boring. Apparently. I'm not a spy.

[@bandanathereaper9863]

@@SquireComedy That is what an undercover spy would say!

[@noble6339]

Squire I’ve always preferred assassinations

[@kyleplatter8954]

Magnificent Speed correction it is looking at a map of Germany for 5 hours

[@mm-ez6xn]

@@bandanathereaper9863 **RED SPY IN THE BASE**

[@iowars8592]

Playing "We'll Meet Again" as the nuke goes off is pure brilliance.

[@SquireComedy]

Haha! Strangelove is my favourite film.

[@justsomeguy7921]

Another person who enjoys Strangelove? It can’t be!

[@cesarrodriguz7549]

I heard an instrumental version of the song and was looking for the source for, I kid you not, since 2017. Thank you for the song name.

[@Solongsocialmedia]

@@SquireComedy that song reminds me of bill cipher. Who knows u might summon gravity falls fans.

[@cipher1579]

"Heil Hi-" "No, not in public! Do the little one!"

[@Themanfuhreal]

I found this and started reading this the second it played in the video

[@cipher1579]

@@Themanfuhreal nice

[@helliswar]

@@Themanfuhreal same lol

[@cbhlde]

@@Themanfuhreal Yeah, a year later und ich mache das Gleiche. :)

[@TheOofdoof]

comedy gold

[@MikeGoesBoom]

A German spy infiltrated a British navy ship. The captain, unknowingly, strikes up a conversation with the chap at dinner: Captain: "These Germans think they're so smart, but they're no match for the British Navy. Do you actually believe they've sent any spies here?" Spy: "Uhh, Nein, of course" Captain: "Nine spies!? Bloody hell, sound the alarm!"

[@cromwell4029]

MikeGoesBoom guten Tag Mike

[@FookFish]

eyyyy mikeyy. squire has beaten your upload schedule. AGAIN

[@blades9152]

Eddie Blake du sheisse

[@BlueSpaceRanger]

German humor

[@aileenlacson8554]

Lol

[@molotov6844]

I had a male spy that looked like he was 40 years old and he had the ability: "Seduction". I named him Obiwan Kenobi and went about my way.

[@Realmfire]

Seems about right

[@thescottishanimeguy9946]

*Obi-wan

[@molotov6844]

The Scottish History Guy my bad

[@Sturmdude]

"That's MAD" I see what you did there. It killed me just like it did you.

[@The_Murder_Party]

Storm_Shield1990 shit! I missed that.

[@dutchroller7030]

You just killed me

[@matthewpfeiffer6107]

Love the Inglorious Basterds reference!

[@SquireComedy]

Thought nobody was going to get it!

[@fds7476]

@@SquireComedy Very wise of you to not meet in a fuckin' basement.

[@lukeounsworth9686]

Literally was watching that movie 2 hours ago

[@charlotteinfinito3581]

Squire say goodbye to your nazi balls

[@RD1R]

Holds up 3 fingers

[@CrazExtra]

"when did barbarossa start?" "1937" 😂

[@Knallteute]

Only in HoI

[@julianandrescarrenobetin9459]

Magic of the hoi

[@gengarzilla1685]

My latest game had Hitler go straight for Barbarossa in 1938, before he'd wiped out Czechoslovakia and Poland. It looked like he wasn't reaching the fielded manpower requirement for Sudetenland, but I didn't think me swiping Austria from under his 'tashe and restoring the Austro-Hungarian Empire would internally screw him up that much...

[@Mangos1021]

I love the historical jokes. Well done squire.

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers old chap!

[@sagichnichtsowiesonicht7326]

let me in on the insiders please, enlighten me

[@callumsmodellingcentre6902]

And the Monty Python references.

[@vanukas8783]

Square

[@therealjoediaz]

I would like this comment but it’s up 420 likes

[@theadventuresofjavier8698]

Greetings from gloomy and toilet paperless California.. Squire help us...

[@SquireComedy]

In Squidonia, citizens have plenty of toilet paper...and food. Deffo lots of that for sure.

[@theadventuresofjavier8698]

@@SquireComedy Squire for president of the United States 2020

[@SupermarineSpacefire44]

@The adventures of Javier 86 you and me are both suffering :(

[@theadventuresofjavier8698]

@@SupermarineSpacefire44 😢

[@w5527]

I work at a market and everything’s gone. We need reinforcements.

[@thedirtydoom]

„You're looking for the Bolschewik Schweinehund one“ ich liebe diese Deutschen Ostereier 😂 And by the way... "Schwarzbraun ist die Haselnuss" sounded terrible in the Brit-accent version

[@SquireComedy]

*Loads good old fashioned service revolver* Excuse me sir, are you a German spy?

[@thedirtydoom]

@@SquireComedy Nein, offensichtlich nicht. Wie kommen sie darauf? *Cocks P08*

[@teodorogerald]

Dirty_LP *Cocks Browning Hi-Power* Are u a kraut spy eh?

[@thedirtydoom]

@@teodorogerald *Cocks C96 Schnellfeuer* Nein, aber du bist gleich schweizer Käse, du Tommy!

[@someguysomeone3543]

@@thedirtydoom Ok Jerry there is no more running now.

[@CheshireTomcat68]

Armstrong and Miller are proud of this video and stuff, blood.

[@WG55]

Big time!

[@spamhonx56]

Isn't it, though?

[@fds7476]

Standard!

[@SquireComedy]

It was like, no effort fam. Surprised NordVPN approved it and this and that. Me and my boy said shit like 3 times and everything and we didn't even get in trouble. Random.

[@janslavik5284]

And you are not even lying!

[@radogost1536]

0:33 notice that hammer and sickle badge

[@doop4wow540]

Thanks for sporting that 9ut

[@thatscrazy7551]

Two British chaps being German What ever next?

[@cbviperess9319]

Two German lads being British?

[@devinpetersen2387]

The queen is ethnically German.

[@SotSobRKamikaze]

@@devinpetersen2387 really? I know the royal consort (Prince Philip) has German heritage but the queen? (I mean if we ignore the fact that all European royal families can trace back their heritage to one german noble Family who thought socializing means marry your daughters into every noble family in existence)

[@petertaylor4980]

​@@SotSobRKamikaze Under the Act of Settlement 1701, the British crown can only be held by descendants of Sophia, Electress of Hanover.

[@Orangefan77]

watching this a soon as it finishes saving to my thumb drive on this train through Eastern Europe

[@infernosgaming8942]

Loved the Inglorious Bastards reference at 5:10 lol

[@DylanGunner]

1:21 Poles beat Germans back into Germany!

[@hhs_leviathan]

Is Dressel playing Germany again?

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

HISTORICAL ACCURACY! Semper fi!

[@thelordscrusaders387]

Poland STRONK

[@panzerjaeger016]

I love how much effort they put into the sponsorship ads.

[@glosterjavelin2111]

My word two videos in a month fabulous!

[@SquireComedy]

We're doing well! I'll tell Bill to take the next few weeks off.

[@glosterjavelin2111]

Squire ah right send my regards mate

[@johnshucavage3065]

I must admit, I came close to spitting my tea out during the first blooper, when Squire angrily backs out of the phone booth and retorts, "Bastard." Loved it! 🤣

[@cjclow052]

1:34 nice monty python reference

[@mpersad]

"Do the little one". Really excellent lads, just gets better. Well done!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, Mark. Really happy you're enjoying them mate!

[@shockblaster1201]

Remind me to send a seducer next time, that outta change things!

[@SquireComedy]

Oh Christ. Please. No. I'm not dolling Bill up as a 40's stripper.

[@shockblaster1201]

@@SquireComedy "Squire released a video with Bill dressed up as a 40's seducer." "Why am I not surprised?"

[@drstihl2007]

@@SquireComedy That's for some reason exactly what i want to see!

[@Alvaro89Rus]

@@SquireComedy tss-tss, and I thought you are professional.

[@ohsomedude]

When your teacher starts getting angry at the class for yelling and your setting in the back like 1:42

[@maddoxlacy9072]

But where is the Luxembourgian spy We all know their war efforts are tremendous enough to justify having at least 12 spies

[@seanbruce8294]

I wonder what would be the reaction of someone, who’s not involved in these skits, who witnesses Squire and his friends acting out their videos?

[@The_Murder_Party]

Sean Bruce ditto.

[@GioPotatoes]

This is the only channel I know that puts more effort in the sponsorships than the actual skits. I love it.

[@goemon_strike169]

War thunder planes real life vid plz

[@SquireComedy]

We are making it soon! (TM)

[@Ruwalk]

Squire “soon” you mean

[@stefanhammarson7456]

First time I was checking the KZbin homepage today, what are the odds?

[@SquireComedy]

Boom!

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

6:30 wait so, he exposed terry as a fake spy and then helped out the real German agent? Give this man a medal?

[@marksmanGrey]

Award for most realistic acting ever

[@picapollofan]

The new Spies in Disguise movie is looking great!

[@yusufgungor5978]

Squire really looks like Cillian Murphy

[@SquireComedy]

My girlfriend wishes.

[@rosaliesunter4052]

Girlfriend? What about your boyfriend, Bill?

[@ivanivanofivansson8551]

1:16 that was a fantastic entrance, the music and everything, perfect hahaha watched it 5 times, still funny

[@RyzawaCh]

I wish real life had a "speed up" option sometimes...

[@Jo-Heike]

1:30 secret agents doing the Hilter salute is comical. They say it in Man in the High Castle too, like, at least give your spys a break.

[@Forcystus85]

The Armstrong and Miller tribute at the end, glorius ^^

[@TheRagingStorm98]

Armstrong and Miller at the end. Flawless comedic finish

[@xanpenguin754]

Absolute banger of a video. Watched it with my morning cuppa. Also loving this new upload schedule.

[@SquireComedy]

Hahahah! Cheers mate!

[@q.c8674]

Not going to lie, that Armstrong and Miller reference took me by surprise. Good Stuff.

[@Wandering1500]

That's no telephone box. That's a book exchange!

[@SquireComedy]

Damnit! You've caught me.

[@Wandering1500]

@@SquireComedy Consider yourself well and truly booked.

[@bofoenss8393]

I love that Armstrong and Miller nod! Absolutely brilliant and hilarious! Well done as always, Squire. Looking forward to the next.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate! Really glad you enjoyed it!

[@bofoenss8393]

@@SquireComedy That's like a compliment and shit. You know what I mean?

[@justaminiguy6554]

4:48 "This is it, old boy. Hope you don't mind I go out speaking the King's." "We already are!" I am dead.

[@oliversherman2414]

Ah yes, truly the most British German spies I've ever seen 😂

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

5:30 That's my jam

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

@Erwan TILLY I forgot But parts of the door sounds like "hold the door" Lol

[@uncleflagzz]

I really like the Fail Clips at the end

[@spades2246]

I loved the Inglorious Basterds Reference

[@gigachad-gx9vu]

The Inglorious Basterds references are just perfect.

[@derkaltefisch]

nice "flach köpper" at 6:20 !

[@MrTapierwithmustache]

I got strong Amstrong and Miller vibes from the ending, verrry good.

[@Cheese25536]

A Squire video on my birthday is one of the best parts of my day

[@SquireComedy]

Happy birthday!

[@ulysses2921]

1:31 monty python swallow reference?

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

the British Valley talk, i dont know what to say, im both taken aback, disgusted, and intrigued, all at once.

[@holycrusader3838]

4:42 nice Inglorious Bastards reference

[@tijnvanderweijden3541]

I love that this sketch suddenly turned into Inglorious Basterds.

[@fettfan91]

I really appreciate the variety of characters and this and that.

[@clubtcb]

That armstrong & miller bit was spot on !

[@furioussherman7265]

The Inglorious Basterds reference had me rolling in the aisles.

[@louisswanepoel1614]

"That's MAD" Laughed at that one

[@thecultofjormungandr483]

1:40 ya that could get you arrested in Europe.

[@Dansambroplayz]

So Europe is like china?

[@DennisBell-tz2sb]

Now that was your funniest. I have your channel for a long time. You make me bloody well roar. Thanks.

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers mate! That made my evening!

[@CameroonyoTheFirst]

Gotta love the amazing reference to the Armstrong and Miller RAF Guys in the ad 👍

[@octaviangrant9441]

7:05 “it’s well easy blood”

[@Idekwtph]

Just to let you know, I fucking LOVED the Inglorious Basterds reference.

[@EvoSwatch]

3:32 Barbarossa in 37. At least Dressel did Sudetenland in 37... *Nicht Barbarossa*

[@piper06w15]

Top notch Armstrong and Miller!

[@SquireComedy]

Standard.

[@o-pitamask4698]

When squire works for the peaky fooking blinders

[@HighAdmiral]

"Not a problem, I'll just speed it up a little bit"

[@BuffBisexual]

Loved the inglorious bastards reference lad

[@theamazingengineer1901]

Nothing like a top rate production from squire to boost morale in a toilet paper starved world! Brilliant show!

[@SquireComedy]

All in a day's work mate.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

“(???) Strudel, Autobahn.” “Yes I know what a u boat is” So, you had Ollie speak real German, and then you had the telephone guy say different phrases instead of German? Love it.

[@benedictjlarkin9296]

The comedy is getting funnier, in fact I dare say it is better than BBC stand up.

[@SquireComedy]

If you could email the BBC regarding that thought, we'd appreciate it! Haha! Thanks though mate, that means a lot.

[@harukavids9282]

4:39 That Inglorious Basterds reference I love it

[@romanulvasi]

Russian spy:Hallo Hans, what are you doing? Hans:Frans,why do you have a russian accent? Russian spy:...

[@dant3945]

Just got the tweet kind sir

[@SquireComedy]

Ah agent, you've arrived. Time to execute your mission.

[@hardwirecars]

im just amazed you were able to find an old phone booth in this day and age.

[@comercialaviation]

Love the Armstrong & Miller skit at the end :D

[@zachbaird4717]

First, I expect biscuits

[@SquireComedy]

*hands over chocolate hobnob"

[@TheAetheris]

"MAD" I see what you did there :P

[@Adumb_]

The god damn inglorious bastards dialogue was amazing.

[@pug1062]

I love the Monty Python reference

[@TheMightyTrollFish]

The movie reference fucking got me so hard. I started crying.

[@angbandsbane]

I don't even play HoI and this is making me laugh out loud. Good work, Squire Squad

[@Gweb52]

2 years later : Am I the only one trying to read the paper when Squire holds it up ?

[@boombler4320]

Squire talking to Squire is best thing about the entire channel

[@reav3rtm]

Love that Armstrong & Miller inspiration :)

[@gaz2113]

This is by far the GOAT of all add plugs

[@RobzThe8th]

OH MY GOD RAF PILOTS, YOU MAD LADS!

[@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding]

When stealing a blueprint requires you to lose your entire intel network.

[@diamond_pacific8093]

Bless you for that Armstrong and Miller homage!

[@junzhihanquan]

The nuc bomb wasn't from us because we have only two research slots and under ironman mode→_→

[@Onio_]

Nice Inglorious Bastards reference, well played

[@simokoistinen7470]

Blackadder! Is that you!? 3:40

[@donmiller8702]

Whats the music at 6:32 ?

[@memelord97-99]

Spies? *laughs in cybernetwork*

[@forsommyr4282]

So this is what they’re doing when I send them in a mission ok

[@Leon_der_Luftige]

"Auf Wiedersayn" No wonder you got caught.

[@Lewwdog]

Inglorious Basterds reference on point there chaps