Hearts of Iron 4: When Britain Joins the Axis

[@SquireComedy]

Hello everyone! Hope you enjoy this one! I'd like to dedicate it to Bruno Ganz, who passed away the other day. I watched him playing Hitler in 'Downfall' a lot, and it served as inspiration for this sketch.

[@bigg4319]

Wait he died? Bloody hell, time to watch Downfall again

[@randomguy_8608]

Second chaps

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Squire is the jontron of HOI4 and war thunder, he uploads good stuff, but yearly

[@Sgt-lott10]

Squire that sucks, at least this video came from that

[@Johnishere1000]

Hey squire love you vids sending this via carrier pigeon so I hope it reaches you well

[@MagnificentSpeed]

Top ten allied commanders not even Rommel would challenge in the field *#1.* Bill.

[@fellaknee8429]

Magnificent Speed Bill out here flexing

[@yinranzhang1908]

But Bill is fascist

[@theimperialyank]

No one can take on Bill and survive

[@Orangefan77]

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Onnnnnnnnnnnnnn Biiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllll TAKE ON BILL

[@randycheow4268]

Bill looks with Montgomery except he doesn’t have a second badge on his beret

[@CallsignYukiMizuki]

"If by RAF do you mean our REMAINING Air Force?" Comedy gold

[@Ajehy]

Callsign-YukiMizuki - “He’s down for refueling at the moment.”

[@echooscar5241]

Gold

[@SomeoneNamedTygget]

Perfect American accent, just flawless.

[@SquireComedy]

I thought so too. If he was going for a 30's mobster with English parents.

[@StevenTheAristolianNerd]

@@SquireComedy The Dan Patricks one was great actually.

[@Shatnerpossum]

It was like a non-country Slim Pickens. Just, beautiful.

[@IntrepidAnimations]

You're so welcome ;3

[@IntrepidAnimations]

Just to clarify, I am both TheIntrepidVA and TheGamingSoviet.

[@thomasntdt4828]

Squire is literally gamer Mosley here

[@ffreeze9924]

That mod should be renamed to “Gamerreich”

[@foxtrotdelta225]

FlameFreezer 765 would that be an alt history of an alt history of a an alt history?

[@fulcrum2951]

@@foxtrotdelta225 yes

[@robhiggerson4203]

Based

[@Quit-yapping]

-30% war support?? 100% world goal generation?

[@rollington9024]

1:12 Was that an "Artillery Only" reference? I approve.

[@Masterhitman935]

Rollington can you please explain, I’m out of the loop with HOI for awhile now.

[@volatile100]

@@Masterhitman935 there was a meme of doing the artillery only challenge. Basically, you use only artillery in your army, which left you with huge soft attack, but not HP or organization.

[@math3000]

Look for ISorrowProductions you'll find out soon. ;)

[@benjaminmaxwell9025]

It was spammed literally everywhere on the internet

[@generalpinochetfoundthesol3747]

Artillery Only was good ,but cool math games are just the best!

[@ancientfungi7818]

This is the stuff I subbed for. Oswald Mosley, Artillery only, scraping the barrel and The Downfall references. loved it

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers mate! Glad to hear it!

[@NodDisciple1]

But who's Britain's version of Fegelein?

[@NodDisciple1]

@Harry Lagom Who is he exactly?

[@NodDisciple1]

@Harry Lagom Yeah...but I'm referring to 30s-40s Era...not modern. :-/

[@ifabianxd1338]

"Can somebody turn this bloody day & night cycle off?!"😂

[@ifabianxd1338]

I got a heart! Onces i have a job i will sign up on Patreon😁

[@HiopX]

me, everytime that fucking fireball interups my gaming

[@camelofsiberia962]

@@ifabianxd1338 can you close it?

[@ifabianxd1338]

@@camelofsiberia962 close what?

[@camelofsiberia962]

@@ifabianxd1338 day night area in tge game for example while I play as japan I hardly see europe because of it

[@volt1068]

'Tell our men to research this:" ***Pivots Phone Around Figure***

[@gearandalthefirst7027]

iphone XXIX with 3d scanner circa 2045, colorized

[@carlose4314]

@@gearandalthefirst7027 no, that's the Brit Phone 3D

[@anarmasimli]

Or they will do nothing until the end))))

[@danielr.l.mccullough600]

*during preparation* Okey, Oswald Mosely, check. Downfall, check. Wardrobe and 40s bicycle, check. Cadillac, check... hang on Bill, what's our budget on this one?

[@SquireComedy]

Patreon is our budget. Without it, we'd just be sat in my kitchen with toothbrushes perched upon our upper lips.

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

@Adventure Inc Sounds a lot like this slug-balancer I saw back in 1916 or 17. Well, it was that or a feeble Buster Keaton impersonator.

[@danielr.l.mccullough600]

Squire You should actually do that once just for shits and giggles

[@calanon534]

@@derpimusmaximus8815 +500 beans for your bowl, and you win 50 Internets, good sir. You know why, I know why.

[@TomasPabon]

"Jeeesus, they've bombed it into the ground" "Yeah, sir it's always looked like that sir" "Oh"

[@Ranger1PresentsVirtualRealms]

As an American I am here to inform you that the nautical sound effects you inserted when the Cadillac pulled up did NOT go unnoticed... and may I say that they were quite accurately reproduced. My father in law is the president of the local Cadillac club, and when they have their get togethers the event parking lot reminds one of a "Pearl Harbor" re-enactment. Well done sir!

[@fozzylozzy1131]

Just curious but have you thought of turning up in a bunch of mitsubishis and ruining their party?

[@MegaMrmeathead]

@@fozzylozzy1131 that’s f*cking amazing

[@themaninabucket8365]

5 seconds in and we see someone biking to a bunker. Good start.

[@SquireComedy]

hahaha!

[@theitalianjojo3440]

FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEG... oh, wait, wrong bunker.

[@agecom6071]

Montgomery! Montgomery! Montgomery!!!

[@Killerbee4712]

@@theitalianjojo3440 fegelein supports the USA in their attack on us, FEGELEIN-

[@miscellaneous.7127]

They're getting their money's worth out of those uniforms!

[@SquireComedy]

Hahahaha! Bloody right we are!

[@NottsAndDerbyLHG39-45]

@@SquireComedy ah, yes lovely 49patts

[@revan3170]

They made it past our roundabouts?! Bugger, I’d have thought the continuous switching between double and single carriageways towards Bletchley would have left the bumbling yanks completely baffled.

[@SquireComedy]

Fact: The mini roundabout was invented as a quicker, cheaper method of defense.

[@revan3170]

Well there’s no denying it’s effectiveness. I only go into Newport Pagnell unless it’s life threateningly necessary.

[@revan3170]

Furthmore, How DARE you spell ‘defence’ in that disgraceful manner! And you call yourself an Englishman.

*throughabouts

[@fulcrum2951]

I remember in hoi4 invading the uk as some random nation, that very roundabout has slowed down my units quite significantly

[@HojozVideos]

I can see what you did there. RIP Bruno Ganz

[@krakenburger56]

Helo Hojoz

[@HojozVideos]

@@krakenburger56 Hello there Kraken

[@liberty.b.r]

Who is he?

[@krakenburger56]

@@liberty.b.r Ever heard of Kerbal Space Program? Well I found him out from watching this person in my recommendations called Jolly Roger Aerospace. He does competitipns and Hojoz also does them. They know each other.

[@HojozVideos]

@@liberty.b.r Lead actor in the movie Downfall.

[@WasatchGarandMan]

On December 12th 1943 the 1st Infantry Division and the 101st Airborne of the US Army broke through the British roundabouts.

[@chairmeme6231]

Truly a critical victory for the allies.

[@tinytinkertank7425]

Just build a ton of roundabouts, their vehicle divisions will suffer 80% attrition in those :D

[@bootmii98]

@@tinytinkertank7425 whereas British motorized/mechanized get movement bonuses

[@a_channel2545]

Guys, we do have roundabouts in the US. 😂

[@nukclear2741]

@@a_channel2545 What they don't know won't hurt them ;)

[@brasilball353]

France: *Chuckles* i'm in danger

[@brunoiancarraro2459]

BrasilBall brasileiro é fogo

[@bwcmakro]

"The Americans are bombing central London and this time it's deliberate" - pissed myself, mate, good show.

[@Demiurge0000]

@michael wittmann I too would like to know

[@readhistory2023]

@michael wittmann No, but the Brits have been on the receiving end of friendly fire incidents by the US, as well as their own air force. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_friendly_fire_incidents

[@TheArklyte]

@@readhistory2023 seems like americans really liked to shoot their allies. American pilots pursuing ace status had on several occasions mistook(or "mistook"?) soviet La-7 fighters for german Fw-190... with terrible results as soviets weren't using teen pilots or short on fuel and ammunition like germans.

[@filmandfirearms]

@@TheArklyte "weren't using teen pilots". Actually, Russia had pilots, including some of the famous Night Witches, as young as 17

[@Gaizhun]

@@TheArklyte *mistaken

[@_Matsimus_]

Hello good sir! I hear you wish to chat 👍😁

[@SquireComedy]

I'm gonna join your Discord. Had to happen eventually.

[@RoqueTHEGAMER]

@@SquireComedy Now that is a crossover that I would never expect to happen!

[@StevenTheAristolianNerd]

*"INFINITY WARS WAS THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER"* Mat & Squire: Hold my tea!

[@rollsroycegriffon2375]

I didn't even expect this crossover. The crossover of two of the greatest KZbinrs.

[@bennytsai4065]

oh it's Matsimus

[@charleslathrop9743]

"Old England" Killed it. Am American, can confirm, this is how we refer to you.

[@windsormonarchist1096]

Cheeky bastards

[@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676]

@@windsormonarchist1096 How do you refer to us Russians?

[@999Claymore]

@@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676 Russians. Or filthy commie bastards.

[@ryanalving3785]

@@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676 Bizarro-America, basically.

[@ijnisus6273]

He 111th like

[@zachmaloney6631]

2:14 " they made it through the roundabouts? I was banking on that fixing them for at least six months " clever

[@normiukkeli3739]

Lv1 6 inf+eng Lv15 7 inf+2art Lv35 6 marm+4mot Lv100 arty only

[@gildedphoenix]

Lv 150 bicycles only. Cyle to the Moskau

[@tzeningtan1507]

This is how the mafia works

[@Flopsos]

The weather tomorrow will be: *packages of freedom and democracy*

[@windsormonarchist1096]

Because Britains democracy hasn't been around for literally 5 times that of the americans.

[@oscarredfearn3492]

@@windsormonarchist1096 it was a joke

[@BrettonFerguson]

@@oscarredfearn3492 Yeah he didn't get it. Apparently he believes America actually drops packages of freedom and democracy of other countries.

[@Luke-nc6fj]

That description of Birmingham is pretty accurate. Sincerely, A Brummie

[@macdege6754]

To be fair, the only reason us Americans ever figured out the roundabout was because we bombed our way through it.

[@Something8830]

A two day artillery barrage cleared it up.

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

Just think of it as a 4-way stop but you get to run over a statue of Cromwell in your tank as you cross.

[@reihleoberle8702]

Is my state the only state that has thousands of roundabouts? I live in Indiana?

[@カスカディア国人]

FastAFBoi actually no, I live in the rural south and my little town has one roundabout. There’s like none in the rest of the state besides like 2 other much bigger towns have them.

[@greninjamastergabe6452]

@@reihleoberle8702 I live in Indiana too. There are so many roundabouts where I live. In fact, there's one that's about two miles from my house.

[@ShahjahanMasood]

You were meant to destroy the Axis! Not join them!

[@gildedphoenix]

It's over UK! I have the Air Superiority

[@mr.magnificent3237]

@@gildedphoenix You underestimate my anti-air guns!

[@chairmeme6231]

@@mr.magnificent3237 don't try it

[@gildedphoenix]

@@mr.magnificent3237 *Nukes and throws rockets from New York, then, parks Iowa to London port*

[@connor4435]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[@100dampf]

Wait what? a Video where great britain isn't the best at everything? Squire, are you feeling sick? Or worse have you been replaced by an american?

[@IntrepidAnimations]

FBI, Stay where you are.

[@theintrepidva2251]

@@IntrepidAnimations Yeah, Stay where you are guy.

[@theintrepidva2251]

They must never find out ;)

[@100dampf]

@@IntrepidAnimations okay then. I will stay right here and do not open the door. Have fun finding my bunker

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Oh

[@cohortConnor]

“We’ve been liberated by the United States.” “You mean they’ve puppeted us?!” PERFECT! LOL

[@spanglish_official]

True

[@autisticgamer4949]

"Should we load a save game sir" "No that would be cheating, we're British....plus we're playing on Ironman" LMAO

[@reedcoffman3210]

Ironman has never stopped me from loading a save game

[@autisticgamer4949]

@@reedcoffman3210 Its a joke about save summing

[@reedcoffman3210]

@@autisticgamer4949 yeah ik I was saying that ironman cant stop me from save scumming

[@AFGuidesHD]

"and this time it's deliberate" xDDDD

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

4:28 "I don't think I've ever looked in this drawer before. *opens drawer* Oh wow, a gun!"

[@SquireComedy]

God I love Matt Berry.

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

@@SquireComedy I'm hoping he'll bring a good helping of ham to the TV version of What We Do In The Shadows.

[@rwaitt14153]

Except he pulled out a Webley. Not a Colt Peacemaker. Apparently the Americans had visited previously.

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Thanks for the yearly upload squire, very cool!

[@SquireComedy]

See you in 2020.

[@ol_fortune9474]

@@MausOfTheHouse that will be in 2021 I guess?

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@ol_fortune9474 I hope not

[@dant3945]

Kind sir would you please be able to do another war thunder sketch

[@SquireComedy]

The next one will be War Thunder, don't worry.

[@dant3945]

@@SquireComedy omg omg omg

[@AdelineLowry]

@@SquireComedy live action or...dare I say...with gameplay footage?

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@SquireComedy yes you responded, but not to me, anyhow thanks

[@SquireComedy]

@@AdelineLowry Both? Possibly? Playing with ideas at the moment.

[@jacksonbowns1087]

The secret to defeating the roundabouts: just drive straight through and over them.

[@petertaylor4980]

Works with tanks, but I've heard of one tourist who took "Go straight on at the roundabout" literally and got stuck under a road sign.

[@madwolf0966]

How to be Oswald Mosley? Wear a sweater.

[@worldofdoom995]

and a little mustache

[@Flopsos]

What about: if the Germans respected Belgian neutrality

[@jakemitchell6578]

What if the British respected Greek neutrality? 😉

[@BR0984]

Flo Ris what about: if africans from Congo had hands

[@beakyturf6336]

No one respects the Belgians. Is it even a real country?

@@beakyturf6336 Naah, just Dutch people with a funny speech impediment.

[@Runenschuppe]

But they did. The Germans were peacefully driving their tanks and infantry forces through Belgium into France, when the Belgians maliciously tried to interrupt their journey.

[@megannn__7]

Those American accents had me crying- I’m so glad I found this channel

[@Ashfielder]

Beautiful ‘automobile’ at the end there too, Patreon must be going awfully well.

[@SquireComedy]

Hahaha! We're bad at making money.

[@alexchambers1791]

1960 Cadillac Sedan DeVille Flatop *nuts*

[@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676]

@@SquireComedy Have you considered Communism?

[@Ashfielder]

*Squirewald Mosley has joined the kerfuffle.*

[@linusdn2777]

This is not the end, it is not even the beginning.... Of the end. But it is perhaps the end of the beginning...

[@winerschnitzel0013]

Linus Newman alfons åberg

[@msredfox]

_I SAY! 'TIS BEEN A WHILE, OLD CHAP_

[@nobodys_winds6580]

"Sir, a new research lot has come available! Best we act quickly, or else our scientists will *literally* sit there and do nothing until the end of time." I'm dead 😂😂😂 In all seriousness, nice work on the video and R.I.P Bruno Ganz

[@keloid7682]

@5:26 that’s a southern accent, most states here have different accents, so it’s pretty hard to blend in. But in other words, the accent is perfect.

[@brawlerdude555]

Does this mean Canada will truly be America's hat now?

[@PhoenixFires]

The US just needs a few more states and territories to organize.

[@EEYore-py1bf]

Haha, you guys get to deal with the Frenchmen now! They're always angry for some reason, no one can really figure out why. And DON'T ASK THEM TO SPEAK ENGLISH. Unless you're fine with dead politicians and kidnapped diplomats.

[@PhoenixFires]

@@EEYore-py1bf We'll just put them in... LIBERTY CAMPS.

[@carlose4314]

@@PhoenixFires Nah, we'll just puppet them.

[@PhoenixFires]

@@carlose4314 But that's imperialism. We need more LIBERTY.

[@mucoemre3305]

This literally just made my day

[@Sn0rlax18]

"they've made it through the round abouts!?!?" Had me dead

[@BrettonFerguson]

"Do you mean to say the Americans are bombing central London?" "Yes sir, and this time it's deliberate."

[@chairmeme6231]

I like how the "bunker" is just a want to be pillbox.

[@anormalorthodox]

3:09 when you use a modern and old phone at the same time

[@mistermister2291]

"They've made it around the round-abouts." Best. Line. Of. The. Vid. I can attest to our ineptness with round-abouts.

[@PootVidHere]

Anyone notice that the globe went from 100% to 75% world tension when Squire pulled out the Single Action Army?

[@awakenDeepBlue]

Britain just capitulated and was puppeted by America. World tension decreased.

[@Danspy501st]

"Jesus! They had bombed it into the ground" "Ah, no sir. It had always looked like that sir" XD I dont know but that cracked me up laughing

[@h.m.s.belfast4047]

Heyy, that is no Squire, he is not British-bia... I meant.., acknowledge about British superiority at everything.

[@windsormonarchist1096]

Good save would have had to report you to my local council and get Her Majesty to order ur execution mate.

[@ibrahimb4422]

I can find a better bunker than that in North Africa!

[@windsormonarchist1096]

Built by the British never the less

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Wdym? It's perfect, no one would expect it to be a bunker

[@Masada1911]

The mustache actually suits you Squire lol

[@SquireComedy]

Thank you.

[@Masada1911]

Squire no problem at all dear fellow. Yessss.

[@FacelessDeviant]

Came for the hoi4 memes, stayed for the glorious moustaches.

[@jimbotine]

Slauge, artillery only and in comments squire talked to maxemus . oh god I need the best crossover ever

[@fettfan91]

“What would Hitler do in a situation like this?” “Bunker party? I’ll put on some swing!” Okay, that was both clever and hilarious. Bravo chaps.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

2:44 Entirety of HOI4, in a sentence

[@dhruvthejarani9405]

You have earned yourself a subscriber

[@SquireComedy]

That was quick. Looks like you searched for Hearts of Iron live sketches on the right day. Welcome aboard!

[@dhruvthejarani9405]

I will serve Squidonia in the best I can

[@killian9314]

They've entered Birmigham TELL THEM TO KEEP IT Savage

[@MarkTools]

"Are you telling me that Americans are bombing the center of London?" "Yes sir, AND THIS THIME IS DELIBERATED..." I died.

[@empireatwar840]

Amazingly done and I just love all the references. Keep up the great work!

[@C4Cole05]

Now this is why I am subscribed to Squire Another Great video from the greatest tea drinker in the world

[@bloodrunsclear]

'Have we tried replacing the men...with artillery?' -And that's how every war was won ever

[@kazarousgaming8150]

-Let's research this -What is it? -Oh I don't know, just send it to them and see what they can make of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@valocator3923]

Fuck, my town lost the baseball match.

[@para_magnus2200]

‘Tis a great day when squire uploads a video

[@SquireComedy]

Thus, most days of the year are not great.

[@Sgt-lott10]

Squire yep

[@para_magnus2200]

Squire ahh the great squire responded And yes it is true most days aren’t great when squire doesn’t upload good sir

[@WednesdayAddamsMW]

"Haven't they got enough on their plate as it is?" Me: *dead*

[@AvarikVonNom]

At least the weather's about the same as it always is, thank goodness for that

[@Vajperrr]

3:53 „Said Churchill, as he sold Poland to the soviet union, ignoring its enormous war effort”

[@Chrisket]

New Detroit? Must've been Yorkshire before...

[@thebronywiking]

York - New New York, South Hampton - New Boston, Liverpool - New Baltimore, London - New Washington, Birmingham - New Detroit, Plymouth - New Miami, Manchester - New St. Louis, Newcastle - New New Orleans, etc.

[@caydens.1250]

I really like how the world tension goes down 25% after the bunker party is announced (or after the glorious leader reaches for the revolver) 4:15 and 4:28

[@standooostandooo9195]

2:47 Literally me when i don’t have time to carefully select research...

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

I love how this just throws shade at Birmingham relentlessly before the first minute's up.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

It's funny because he actually looks like Oswald Moseley

[@JCarter3000]

Your content makes me want to play this HOI4 game in my steam library which I've never gotten into. Genius, thank you

[@slipper_0980]

2:53 thats actuelly exactly how i rechearch

[@vovinio2012]

0:10 What a beautiful wiew of Dawning st. under the Mosley rule!

[@meatusbeatus5548]

Hoi4 + Squire? I had my pants on a second ago...

[@___axg96___63]

That car is beautiful. Great work as always sah! Although I must say I do miss your older gameplay videos as well. Cheers

[@hoisoiboi6535]

1:49 Oswald Mosley plans to turn Kent into a battlefield.

[@thetourettesgamer8851]

Fantastic video as always squire! And touching that you dedicated this video to the incredible actor Bruno Ganz.

[@panzerkommandant4761]

3:24 epic heel tap

[@gmmuller100]

More comedy gold from squire. love your videos, keep up the good work ❤️

[@anameofsomesort959]

Nothing like jolly ol' fascism!

[@mrcyberpunk]

"God that's a lot of micromanaging" THANK YOU. Its almost as if Paradox needs to implement a Queue system for Research.

[@Novac_Alexandru]

When You playing Hearts of Iron IV Withow History AI.

[@JessWLStuart]

"Remaining Air Force... he's just down for fuel..." CLASSIC! I love these videos!

[@Miftahul_786]

Ahh yes a Squire video... *PUBLISHED ON MY BIRTHDAY GODDAMN!!*

[@SquireComedy]

Happy birthday! :)

[@Miftahul_786]

Squire omg thanks :D

[@Miftahul_786]

I mean he has his moustache at least... *MAGNIFICENT*

[@jamescusack6511]

They’re entering Birmingham sir *_tell them they can take it_*

[@Siptom369]

I bet Mosley was organizing his protests from such a rundown bunker as well

[@MorningGI0ry]

The Eternal Anglo™️

[@BoarVessel-BCEtruscanCer-xy7et]

You're definitely getting into the spirit of these videos now! Theres been massive improvements over the last few!

[@generaltsingshitao4368]

Bill In Uniform Looks like Montgomory

[@dumbdragon36]

Squire! You need to make a video about and/or featuring the Italian ground forces!!!!

[@nicolasgabrielsedano5948]

Man it feels good to know that my one dollar want into this

[@I.no.ah.guy57]

"Rain. Gee who woulda guessed it? Guess you guys better be rebuildin those houses! Hahahahaha" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣