If Top Gun Maverick was a Russian Film

After the success of Top Gun Maverick, it seems the Russians have since abandoned this project to make a competing film. Anyway, we'd like to thank our sponsor Ekster! Get up to 35% off their wallets this Valentine's Day Sale when you use our link or discount code " SQUIRE" - shop.ekster.com/SquireComedy
Music used was from Short Circuit, go and check it out here: • Kenny Loggins - Danger...

[@timberwolfmountaineer873]

"more flying hours than any T72 turret" That line hit hard :D

[@TRPilot06YT]

Just like how hard that Javelin impacted the T72 💀

[@tanksaresocool]

T-72 got what he deserved.

[@ONI_002]

not as hard as the turret hitting the ground

[@hoosierpatriot2280]

That was the funniest line!

[@captainiceberg8637]

@@TRPilot06YT Javelins are useless lmao

[@jamescousins9216]

I love how this whole presentation is being conducted on the background of Arma 3 shenanigans. Perfect.

[@sickbozo8152]

its thats war thunder mate

[@tacticalsocialist8060]

@@sickbozo8152 no it isn't its in arma

[@USSEnterprise6126]

@@sickbozo8152 it's arma

[@Walker-bo7sz]

@@sickbozo8152 Its both

[@TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep]

@@sickbozo8152 it’s neither

[@listenchump4041]

''Something is wrong with my aircraft'' ''You're delusional'' That Chernobyl reference

[@strandalx]

*sigh* "call the fire brigade" 😄 there were quie a few good ones from Dyatlov here

[@pablitotio79]

"safety first, always!"

[@Truck80]

I don’t get it

[@xxXpimentaXxx]

Priceless

[@Climbingandtech]

@@Truck80 same please explain

[@ZirconiumPantsTeardown]

I can hear the quotes taken from Chernobyl like “call the fire brigade” and “safety first always” and “he’s delusional” and even “he’s in shock”

[@J00dy11]

"the man had more flying hours than any t72 turret" that was genius and now i have drink on my monitor

[@spookyskelly5276]

It's not genius. It's a very common joke online.

[@Aredel]

What’s with a flying T-72 turret? What the hell happened?

[@UserMax9]

@@Aredel Russian tanks like to launch their turret 50 feet in the air after being hit

[@Aredel]

@@UserMax9 wait wait wait. This is a recurring issue? This wasn’t just a one-off accident?

[@thetacticaldeer2792]

@@Aredel throughout the history of tank warfare if a tank is hit in the ammo rack the shells will explode and the pressure inside the hull will cause the turret to fly off… so yeah it’s kind of common

[@rrphantom8194]

- "How tf am I supposed to flight this? It has no wings" "Official paperwork says that this is a fully functional plane, funds were assigned to its mantainence" - "I will stay at base then" "Jump into the infantry truck, you are going to Bakhmut" * Hiiiiiighwaayyy to the danger zone *

[@kikidevine694]

I love the way that certain incidents that occurred since this dropped have reinforced the utter authenticity of this particular 'parody'

[@halburd1]

2 planes and a copter crashed for no reason 2 weeks ago lol. so realistic. they missed the pilot that flew to ukraine to surrender and got his buddies killed after they tried killing him. guess that was too un realistic for the skit lol.

[@foxmccloud6979]

Even KZbin Comment Sections can't escape NAFO Expansion.

[@TheMrNomadus]

brainrot

[@Mate-vg2ft]

“Hey look! A group of Wagner mercenaries!” That line killed me. Keep on keeping on.

[@Mate-vg2ft]

@Russian Invader spend five minutes at Wagner high command and you’ll have enough salt for a second mine.

[@KoenigPixel]

@Russian Invader For the Motherland!

[@raketny_hvost]

@Goodshitsallseeingshit where is Crimea now? is it Ukrainian already?

[@nicholashuggins8201]

the funniest part is that line also, more literally, killed Maverich. He's very quickly removed from his position as last intact survivor of the raid, as well as being full of lead.

[@wilberthotting7878]

That line killed him too apparently

[@junlee3]

I love these skits so much, never stop

[@SquireComedy]

Only the FSB can stop us now!

[@MrFantasio5]

@@SquireComedy then stay away from windows!

[@nonFireresist]

@@MrFantasio5 Editing on MacBook is just fine... ;-)

[@guillaumeb5511]

@@SquireComedy Do you know way to Salisbuяy cathedяal? I tяaveling foя visiting puяpose.

[@Irish381]

@@SquireComedy Only the FSB asks questions!

[@RedRazorback15]

God damn that cameo from Wagner Group hit hard lmao

[@SquireComedy]

Not as hard as their opening volley against my character's head.

[@ligmagaming6939]

@Russian Invader bruh americans think that the only things you need to be a civilisation are a toilet and some salt 💀

[@L4evsk]

@Russian Invader We in Ukraine don't say "Kihiiieeeiieeev", it's Moskali accent. The real patriotic Grand Ukr must say "Kyiv" (yes so short). Sorry for bad American, they sent us negr instructor. Damn Yankees always keep best to themselves and send trash to their truest allies. Even now that we are at true war with Russia, unlike several previous years when we were...err, also at true war, with Russia...yeah.

[@L4evsk]

Actually no, they use kuvaldas (sledgehammers) as standard issue weapons, all know that.

[@L4evsk]

@Russian Invader LOL I just said how they call it, not how it was named. Some careful reading, man\woman, please, not shifting topics :-) But if it's not the topic you meant originally, sorry.

[@traumateaminternational4732]

"You will be pulling 8-9gs, which, according to the specification manual we will be releasing tomorrow, your aircraft can take." Squire is truly built different. Much like those SU25s.

[@LegoBob4123]

4:00 I expected the officer would have shoved that SMG into the arms of anyone that wanted to opt-out and say "you're an infantryman now" as the subversion to the obvious shooting.

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

Even the infantry is less dangerous then flying a supply helicopter near the front.

[@Apt00]

"Oops, I think I hit a hospital." "That's tomorrows target you cretin!" Killed me

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Nope, I'm not making a joke about dead patients. That's a bridge too far.

[@guy2026]

Like those patients

[@sparrowsbewertungen6930]

Funny tho how thats an american thing to do

[@fulcrum2951]

@@sparrowsbewertungen6930 didnt stop Russia from doing it eh?

[@sparrowsbewertungen6930]

@@fulcrum2951 not on scale from americans attacks, and that in a war as huge as this

[@AnonimatosTM]

I actually thought the drunk one was going to be the only one returning and getting a medal. Great job guys

[@Jumptownwore]

For historical accuracy, they all needed to die. :p

[@g-low6365]

would be cool if he drank mig radar cooling alcohol

[@Karpakurva]

😀

[@tizanikandothers]

"he has more flying hours than a t72 turret" nah bro with this one you got me rolling

[@WeirdCongs]

Perfect English accent for all Russian characters, very legit, must be a top HBO serie ..

[@brainflash1]

"The man had more flying hours than any T-72 turret." Damn, get wrecked like Madonna's face at the 2023 Grammys.

[@seal1098]

The best creator strikes and nails it again, legend

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers mate!

[@seal1098]

@@SquireComedy No problem, you never dissapoint and deserve every compliment

[@hayleywilliams8750]

Can i work for you? i good with ww2 history so i could take the mick with hitler. I'll work for free

[@sethbacon7490]

Russian counter intelligence must have hit a new low for squire to get this documentary footage out of the warzone. Thanks for your hard work and dedication to reporting squire, the world needs more journalists like you.

[@scottn7cy]

"More flying hours than any T-72 turret" was a genius line.

[@nickmerino9440]

Another certified drone dropped classic. You guys literally make my days better. I look forward to your videos. You must be very intelligent to come up with these lines. I couldn't be half as funny. Props and cheers from NJ,USA comrade

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, Nick. Rest assured, we're idiots of the highest degree and have achieved this modest popularity with a combustion of pot-luck and thumbnails with weird expressions. I'm damn certain you're just as funny, just got to find the right outlet.

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

@@SquireComedy "It disappeared, like a Ghost" how I wish to be that kind of idiot.

[@Vincent_A.]

I’m from NJ too lol

[@25henrywatson]

This was the funniest skit yet! Could not stop laughing-- most laughs the whole year! Bravo!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks old chap!

[@romwell]

@@SquireComedy Ukrainian living in the US confirming that this was the absolute BEST iteration of Top Gun, and could not have been more complete

[@aesthetics8230]

There was an actual Soviet Top-Gun Called "Mari" named after the Airbase, wich was a Training Program in the Soviet Era.

[@ElDiablo223]

‘More flight hours than a T-72 turret’, that is priceless! You guys had me laughing for hours, well done gentlemen. Cheers 🍻

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

That jet using prop plane sound effect buzzing the tower whilst inverted seems like a lot of effort for a blink and you'll miss it joke. But I didn't blink. And I laughed.

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

And sound delay on the explosions that definitely were not Russian military buildings? You guys think these things out better than Hollywood.

[@kikidevine694]

This is the dedication/madness that is Squire

[@noskill7272]

The helicopters crashing in the background was a good touch haha

[@floppydolphins4123]

Bro was months ahead in predicting the Wagner group fighting the Russians.

[@thorkellingolfsson1618]

That crazy to think about

[@Just_AnotherPlayer]

Incredible how the Russians let them film this documentary about their military

[@_luis_514]

And even film the ghost of kiev, someone who was not real, how do they do that

[@Biggles2498]

Yes their Very British Accents were so convincing Old Boy What.

[@user-nt3qf8fl8u]

​@Russian Invader ну у нас после санкций ушли только компании некоторые, газ дешевле, вот вы называете перемену пола, геев, нормально ? Это вы деградируете

[@cryptoforfuture8838]

dunno mate, but as a Russian i think its a pretty decent scetch .. had a good laugh =) besides, this type of message is quite funny on multiple levels as ok, Ukranians got all this super weapon systems, gear and training from US/EU and they are facing what ? drunk conscripts with no training, no equipment etc. soooo why they are not in Moscow yet? i mean it should be a walk in a park if things were really like that =)

[@fartnutssupreme4930]

@@user-nt3qf8fl8u go fight for your country in ukraine.

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

First the T-72 joke and then, the Ghost, and all the wacky Arms 3 graphics. You guys are geniuses.

[@Leyebrow]

as a russian, this is painfully funny

[@raketny_hvost]

every american or european joke is painfully funny. funny how they try to blame someone for crap they done 10000 times. painfully how they are still so ignorant about themselves

[@NATO_B_XATY]

А мне вчера было смешно, когда ваши лохи за один час над Брянском потеряли два вертолета и два самолёта )))))

[@raketny_hvost]

@@NATO_B_XATY тем временем нелохи: теряют СуПерСовЕршЕнный МегАсОвРемЕннЫй леперд без боя, ловят выбухи по всей стране от прошловековых бобров, которые даже со своей территории не улетают

[@Leyebrow]

@@NATO_B_XATY странное у вас чувство юмора значит

[@nicholashuggins8201]

woah that's... right. An unbiased Russian opinion! Hallelujah, the propagandists have not won! You idiots have a chance!

[@Shkvarka]

Best regards from Ukraine, Odesa! Thank you so much for supporting us and special thanks for Storm Shadow;) You will enjoy the show;)

[@AlexanderBasov]

Odesa lloks awesome today. Thankyou for the greate show.

[@MrJontte79]

I really love what you've done with the Storm Shadows lately! Just imagine how things could've panned out if Ukraine had gotten them (and all the other equipment as well) last year, instead of the West being afraid of some imaginary red lines drawn up by the impotent rage of the alcoholic regime of the failed dutchy of muscovy!

[@Shkvarka]

@@MrJontte79 oh, I'm glad you enjoyed!:) I like the fact that Storm Shadow become the first winged missile in the world that destroyed submarine!:) I hope your county will NEVER have such need, but Ukraine will always help you and support you as much as we can! Sometimes it's hard mentally stay strong during war, it's hard to relax and even enjoy a movie (more than 560 days so far, oh my...). But thoughts that you, Great People are still thinking of us and are with us just cancel any sadness! Thank you!

[@MrJontte79]

@@Shkvarka That was quite some show yesterday! 😁🚀💥 Крим - це Україна!

[@Shkvarka]

@@MrJontte79 I'm sure, after Victory we will build some monument in respect of our Allies and Storm Shadow, somewhere in Crimea:) btw where are you from?:)

[@coloneljason9094]

As an Arma enjoyer,I loved the background.Smashing job mate!

[@SquireComedy]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@peeweepurpdrank]

Thought it was dayZ ironically

[@nilgundincel-pl8ev]

Background is arma the plane footage is war thunder

[@BlaBla-pf8mf]

This is not a movie, it's a documentary.

[@captainiceberg8637]

Lmao history will not be kind to Ukraine.

[@BlaBla-pf8mf]

@@captainiceberg8637 history was never kind to Ukraine.

[@captainiceberg8637]

@@BlaBla-pf8mf 'The Borderland'

[@herotxgaming2572]

​@@captainiceberg8637 ok keyboard warrior I bet you are secretly a Russian supporter, I saw you write the same to another person

[@captainiceberg8637]

@@herotxgaming2572 I'm against the WEF, that's for sure.

[@focuszx]

"The planes fooked!" 😂

[@CalledTurnAGundam]

Instant classic I love how RP is just the perfect fill-in for every accent to an English speaker.

[@barryscott1756]

More flying experience then a flying t72 turret 🤣

[@johanerwintaglang457]

@Russian Invader You mean the ghost of Igor Mangushev? I guess making a performance with the skull of one of your death enemies on a stage is like NEVER a good idea, perhaps?

[@alphaone5406]

Love the inclusion of the lines from the Chernobyl series and the Ghost of Kyiv

[@nitrrogen2628]

kiev

[@krebssfish9370]

@@nitrrogen2628 Kyiv

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

The ghost never existed, and it's always been spelled Kiev and as long as I have been alive.

[@thedude5449]

You mean the blatant lie of kiev?

[@krebssfish9370]

@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay It's always been spelled Kyiv by Ukrainians.

[@samuelbrookes9267]

why can't Hollywood hire you, you make the best content I've seen in years. Keep up the good work, Chaps!

[@oliversherman2414]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Russian military 😂

[@charlessaint7926]

Russians with British accents. Totally historically accurate! :P

[@cpte3729]

Movies where russians speak in russian accents arent historically accurate unless they are speaking english in the story as well. Russian accents speaking english are like english accents speaking russian. If the characters speak English for the convenience of the viewer but speak Russian in the story it doesnt make sense for them to have Russian accents because they are not speaking English. This is why in movies like The Death Of Stalin they speak english in a variety of british accents depending on what kind of russian accent theyd have if they spoke russian to the viewer

[@noahmc7804]

@@cpte3729 but my immersions. Aha

[@jimfraser734]

Thank fuck you’re here. We’d never have spotted that

[@chrispekel5709]

​@@cpte3729 my brain hurts reading that

[@AWMJoeyjoejoe]

I bet you complained about the accents on The Death of Stalin.

[@I-should-have-let-Trotsky-stay]

Every second of this was comedy gold

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate, means a great deal!

[@Martsadog]

Got to love that background landing 5:21 It's faster landing when the propeller points downwards.

[@kipmeneer]

I love the HBO Chernobyl references here and there

[@liltapeworm-1914]

I love how some of the explosions actually take a second or two to reach the camera due to the speed of sound, and also that a modern russian soldier is using a pps 43 (without the bolt locked open too, aka he can't fire it).

[@rocksteady9826]

Arma 3 be like that.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Seen a few pps variants knocking around ukraine at the moment on both sides, sniper back up weapons, self defence weapons, trench clearers, that sort of thing.

[@liltapeworm-1914]

@@Ukraineaissance2014 yea, pps and ppsh 41s have been used a lot there apparently, are you serving right now?

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

@@liltapeworm-1914 i was there about a year ago dealing with training stuff, im back home now and helping send pickup trucks and supplies

[@dannythehonestgamer6051]

The video could also be named "The Russian experience in Ukraine" since it is pretty much spot on.

[@marysartr]

It's not its fucking western propoganda

[@dabubba4603]

@@marysartrjust keep adding L’s to that comment list

[@_luis_514]

Yeah, u been there to watch it. Sure u dont eat shit from ur eyes

[@thedude5449]

Ukraine isn't doing any better

[@captainiceberg8637]

I think history will see it differently but go off King

[@kiwi074]

I love the helicopters and fighter jets in the background flying upside down and crashing into the airfield 😂😂

[@darriusdias]

"HIMARS-t be imagining it!" That one sent me. 🤣

[@GeorgePrince]

You included so many events in the UK and the possible behind-the-scenes planning, it was really funny! Loved the advert, best one yet! Hilarious!

[@ivan200804]

Это точное описание ВКС России. Наверно в наших рядах затаился шпион!!!!

[@SquireComedy]

No spies here, officer.

[@Progection]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3vcoK2VrtWer7s "Ми и таких набираем"

[@SpiritOfMontgomery]

@@SquireComedy you’re just a journalist, not a spy. Totally different old boy

[@maxeffeKtt]

@@SquireComedy hey,you need to see old russian movie call "ДМБ" to take deep understand of russian army.

[@Yosh370]

@@maxeffeKtt oh no... But oh yes! Товарищ дембель, а когда нам кушать дадут? Никогда, товарищ дух. Это армия...

[@LewisB3217]

Even just watching the background at the air base was hilarious 😂

[@riccardobalbo234]

I feel like I laughed way more than I should have. That line about a T-72 turret's flight hours was gold

[@PotatoeJoe69]

This isn't even sarcasm, because it is reality.

[@_luis_514]

West reality hits different, doesnt it?

[@tarektechmarine8209]

@@_luis_514 bit of delusion and out right belief in what DEMOCRATIC western leadership and media tell you.

[@TRPilot06YT]

​@@_luis_514 Its all le west cia globohomo satanist illuminati black magic propoganda!

[@samuell.stanko8655]

@Russian Invader 😂

[@yevhenhoncharenko7862]

@Russian Invader and for ruzians it was "reality" to invade Kyiv in 3 says, but in one year you are talking about Soledar, lol

[@cheeseninja1115]

the amount of jokes about the absolute state of the Russians forces (based on real events) crammed in here is astounding. Also have to give props to the ripeness of some of them, that door stretcher joke is a new one comparatively.

[@Tamburahk]

one day this events will be basis for films similar to "Where did the seventh company go?"

[@davidh6300]

*Absolut

[@PointyHairedJedi]

If this gets a sequel (and I hope it does!), you've gotta get Mr Perun in there for a voice cameo. :D

[@foowashere]

Haha, a Perun-narrated "Making of Top Gunski Maveikov" would be spot on!

[@Captain_Coleslaw]

I didn't realise Captain Jack Aim-7 "Sparrow" was a Russian SU-25 pilot in the squidonian Arma3/War Thunder universe! Splendid show as usual lads :) Lots of great little background details!

[@bigtinasoup2927]

"safety first, always" Awesome Ukrainian series!

[@aramos3639]

The russians just managed to do a quadruple friendly fire event with an SU-34, 35 and 2 choppers. No parody of russia can ever beat the debilitating stupidity of the real thing

[@prestonhanson501]

"He just blew up my apartment i can hardly afford despite my very high ranking in the army" lol. So true

[@theemperor5244]

"Safety first, always. I have been saying that the past 25 years"

[@EBtheXIII]

As Russian, I am amazed how close to reality this is. I mean the way officials twist the truth. And it’s also sad how true it is. I mean, clueless conscripts, delusional mil brass, that know they’re wrong, but still doing all the atrocities. Well.

[@jamesrowlands8971]

Most of it is actually parroting Western prop. Ghost of Kyiv for instance never existed. The fact that you think this is accurate means you've been lied to very effectively.

[@dabubba4603]

@@jamesrowlands8971​the ghost story popped up on on noncredibledefense and then got circulated by the media which garnered attention and became known to a large audience, the video nor the person commenting is saying it’s true (as they explained it further) it’s just something anyone who’s payed attention would know about, also this is a squire video based on a fictional movie that’s pretending to be made by Russia…if you expect real info and not memes then go watch your preferred media outlet

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

@@jamesrowlands8971 Don't think that was meant to be taken literally, just an allusion to the legend. What are your thoughts on the other aspects of the video?

[@tdkreturns-batcavepictures1224]

I feel you bro! Really.

[@thedude5449]

@@eldorados_lost_searcher not a legend, propaganda. Just like the nonsense at snake island. The whole war is crap.

[@kexmachine]

From the scariest boogeyman of 20th century, those guys became the funniest idiots of 21st. I am pretty sure they gonna give you even more ideas for sketches.

[@jamesrowlands8971]

300,000 Ukrainian KIA, and you're making jokes about how dangerous they are? That's pretty disrespectful to the sacrifice the Ukrainians are making don't you think?

[@thatplaneguy944]

@@jamesrowlands8971 where are you getting those numbers? The current estimate is that Ukraine has lost about 100,000 while Russia has lost 180,000. Also, I don't think it was disrespectful to comment on the fact that Russia is laughable right now, Ukrainians have fought hard and honorably, but Russia has also made massive blunders, and the rampant corruption that the west has known about for years is finally affecting their once Great War machine

[@jamesrowlands8971]

@@thatplaneguy944 I don't know why you call that the 'current estimate' when Von der Leyen said that Ukraine had 100,000 KIA in August, and Zaluzhny said 270,000 KIA in November.

[@tarektechmarine8209]

@@jamesrowlands8971 I don't trust both, but certainly think it's somewhere in between. Make no mistake, ukraine is suffering, they just have the ENTIRE western world giving them weapons and money.

[@thatplaneguy944]

@@jamesrowlands8971 the estimate I am basing this on is from the Norwegian Ministry of Defense from the 23 of January, just a few days ago. If you'd like to look at various estimates and who is making them look at en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Russo-Ukrainian_War Select the section on this invasion and you'll see military losses on both sides, and Ukrainian civilians as well. I'd check your numbers again before you get ousted as drinking the Russian propaganda Kool-Aid

[@joebarthram596]

'His experience, but not his opinions will be missed' 😂

[@nevasoba5953]

When satire and real life collide

[@jordansorenson698]

That map during the briefing was excellent! I genuinely believe that those conscripts were trained using that level of detail (if they were trained at all).

[@devilsdingo8760]

Need a sequel to if top gun was a british film with the british version of top gun maverick

[@jiffycomer3673]

The stuff going on in the background folded me 😂

[@Matt-ls1ng]

Haha with everything in the background i almost missed the Chernobyl quote “safety first always”

[@harishabul286]

Highway to the gulag zone

[@robertbruce7686]

It's the clip with heli doing "emergency tarmac kiss" 😆

[@DerkMiester]

Ok, first the background antics are perfection. Second, love the Chernobyl HBO series references! 😂

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Squire channeling Michael Palin there. “Does anyone WANT to fly helicopters into Bakhmut? Dying Su-25s not good enough for you ay?”

[@jimmysandford9841]

I love how your finally doing real time skits. I love it just to be clear

[@fredo0084]

The cameo of the ghost of Kyiv was awesome and I didn't expected it , you guys always make laugh and have fun more than the last video keep it up ,those little jokes like "don't ask where I got it " crack me up Look up for the HIMARS lol

[@marysartr]

Kiev

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

@@marysartr According to the people who live there, Kyiv. Different dialect.

[@jukebox_heroperson3994]

@@eldorados_lost_searcher He's right though.

[@_luis_514]

​@@eldorados_lost_searcher Kiev, you are talking in english, not Ucranian or Russian.

[@marysartr]

@@eldorados_lost_searcher kiev

[@TheAlchaemist]

You knocked it out of the park with this one. And the handful of Russian trolls and tankis crying in the comments is pure delight :) THANK YOU GUYS!

[@mikulaszach2652]

Respect to Squire for filming the flying scenes in the actual su-25s in the air!

[@jonnypariah1]

Loved the Chernobyl script references ...

[@SquireComedy]

Such a brilliant series.

[@jonnypariah1]

@@SquireComedy Watched it this week, because it's probably STILL the best television I've ever watched. It IS great, not terrible.

[@dannolives]

His experience but not his opinions will be sorely missed haha

[@diane9247]

The mayhem on the base in the background, and the famous Fire Brigade just standing there watching it...pure gold. 💥🔥

[@drzoidnilsson73]

"..get back, sober up for 25 minutes on the ground and then get back up here..." The true strength of the Russian Armed Forces lies in the extraordinary ability of their soldiers to adapt their bodies and livers to both withstand, manage and process alcohol.

[@nryn6023]

Oh my god the makeshift telnyashka 😂

[@SquireComedy]

Not sending them £20 for a real one, haha!

[@thcdreams654]

Great content. Absolutely hilarious. You guys always knock it out of the park. Thanks.

[@guycalabrese4040]

4:52 - best!!! "More flying hours than any T-72 turret" cracked me up!!! 😆

[@philb.3381]

What a great way to get my weekend started. Thank you!

[@TrinSpin]

Who else expects the comments section to become as amusing as the skit itself?

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Already have a few trying to stir things up. One is going around trying to russify the spelling of Kyiv. Kinda disappointed, really. Usually they're more formidable. Do you think their funding got cut?

[@justy1189]

@@eldorados_lost_searcher Nope they are short on manpower after the latest roundup of men on the street.

[@crushingvanessa3277]

The stuff in the backround is more fun to watch than the briefing. Love the velcro moustache.

[@bigchunk1]

The man had more flying hours than any T-72 turret. lol

[@thelogan4641]

This is so unrealistic! How did the Wagner troops get ammunition to shoot him?! xD

[@Masada1911]

They stole it from the army

[@thelogan4641]

@@Masada1911 ah, well then it all makes sense!!

[@deanmckellar619]

Good to see Dyatlov got his Career back off the ground again... Before stalling out and crashing back onto the runway before being called to replace an instructor xD

[@jeffjr84]

Russians deploying out of TIzzy. seems legit ;P

[@cgt3704]

This is what i need after i finished my exams. Keep making these videos

[@thomasthedestroyerofplanet6018]

The helicopter crashing in the background 😂

[@shedzy22]

I’ve been waiting for this ever since Top Gun Maverick came out. This is amazing thank you

[@solreaver83]

Love it, comedy gold. Made even better by the fact you didn't try accents for the Russian, made it even funnier.

[@light_gladiator4047]

I am a simple man, I see Squire posts I click it at the speed of light

[@kijangberburu5991]

Dude this whole video is better than any tv shows in my country :')

[@JPGoertz]

Excellent and full of great lines. And the drunk Smirnoff fella... Fabulous!

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

“Blyat no fuel” “Oh blyat aim-120”

[@ericvonmanstein2112]

Excellent representation

[@thomasthedestroyerofplanet6018]

The only ad I’ve never skipped

[@Indylimburg]

He had more flying hours than the T-72 turret! 😂