*HEATED* RANKING Our Top 10 PL Strikers

[@markpearson5018]

pitchside without garatt is below talk tuah

[@yessi1585]

Spit on that thang

[@mileshenry6082]

Bro😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tommy35911]

he is just as bad, just with an attitude

[@Nali-h6t]

Chrismd is the only unbearable one

[@ReDav1s87]

Tom is the worst, and he is all talk. He's the guy who talks about how good he was in grade school. Then, when it comes down to putting his money where his mouth is. He runs. It's embarrassing.

[@connorevans8126]

Nice to see Chris has adopted the culture of the channel with a honking list

[@lewis.westworth4590]

theo and chris make reev look like the oracle

[@ultimatechickenhorsesweat2614]

😂

[@dankke19]

The way Lewis talks about Wilson you'd think that he scores 20 goals every season...

[@stag95]

47 goals in 95 games for Newcastle is very good tbf

[@autury-5703]

he scores a goal every other game mate, ur acting like hes absolute trash man

[@anthonyyHD1]

@@autury-5703cause he plays about 4 games a season

[@sdrp9539]

Wilson could have been a top prem striker but his injury record is ridiculous

[@anthonyyHD1]

@@sdrp9539 maybe, or he could be a fit striker and have his numbers not look close to as good cause he'd play more minutes and not score the same. Bit different starting regular 90s and make late sub appearances

[@DonKelleyIII.22]

Ranking their lists 1. Reev 2. Chris 3. Theo Lewis

[@aaronbenson4532]

Reev is light years away from chris

[@DonKelleyIII.22]

@aaronbenson4532 True, but lewis is even farther behind the rest

[@ACBandit]

2:15 hojlunds conversion rate: 26.3% wilson: 25.7%

[@Dan.szn01]

cool

[@michaelbirkhead673]

Silly comparison when hojlund has played way less games

[@Jaxel1926]

@@michaelbirkhead673wouldn’t that go in Hoijlands favour?

[@michaelbirkhead673]

@Jaxel1926 why would it, if he's played less games you'd expect him to have a higher conversion rate no?

[@valzor2562]

this was my immediate thought lmao, we completely missutilised him as well.

[@hacwoolls5467]

Lewis talks about Wilson like he puts up haaland numbers every season 😭

[@antonyallen8025]

Goals per minutes wise, he actually closer to haaland than most on the list

[@danzendler7158]

@@antonyallen8025because he’s always injured

[@GetItRight374]

@@antonyallen8025does that not just shows that it’s not that important? Chris wood had the highest in Europe last season and he is no where near top 30

[@antonyallen8025]

@GetItRight374 clearly is important, but also need to add the volume to it too. Chirs wood scored 17 league goals in 2 years, wilson has 27

[@pturisaksen6044]

We need Tom back NOW

[@ultimatechickenhorsesweat2614]

Tom is good for the pod yes but idk he’s a stiff idiot as well lmao

[@adamhancox2188]

How you can even count Chris when he put Alvarez on his list

[@matty1283]

@@adamhancox2188Lewis put isak first that’s much worse

[@adamhancox2188]

@@matty1283 no because at least Isak is a top 2/3 prem strikers the take is still outrageous but given it's at least eligible it's better

[@Dy_fault]

“Haaland came on a free” - literally 0 ball knowledge.

[@ashbrockley7313]

nobody disagreed with it. says everything

[@lIJack8Il]

Awful knowledge but honestly, I’d say it was basically a free as he’s generated more than what was spent on him for the club with everything they’ve won 😂 disregarding wages ofc, but obviously it doesn’t work like that haha

[@joejackson98]

If there’s 2 Newcastle strikers in the top 10 I’m unsubscribing

[@Karl_00097]

That man was smoking something

[@rLxJake]

Hahaha bro Lewis is a clown that doesn’t put on the face paint. He needs to be fired.

[@SoulControlla99]

Gordon's a top 10 striker too. There should be 3.

[@afonsocruz1852]

​@SoulControlla99 I would love to see 3 newcastle players top 10 Gordon plays better on the wing, he is absolutely in the top 10 wingers tho.

[@Cazza]

@@rLxJake He’s gold a his job though, just because you disagree with his stupid as fuck break dead opinions doesn’t mean he should get fired lmao, grow up

[@alexedwards9152]

for a guy with a football channel Chris knows fuck all about football

[@rickz4622]

tbf he never claimed to know about it he’s just good at it

[@Jeetje-yq9bz]

Like you have a clue lmao

[@alexedwards9152]

@@Jeetje-yq9bz I am in possession of a clue, your assumption was wrong. I got clues for days pal, unlike yourself I am balling out with clues. Clues for breakfast, lunch and dinner matey.

[@Jeetje-yq9bz]

@@alexedwards9152 yap yap yap be quiet lil guy

[@alexedwards9152]

@@Jeetje-yq9bz clueless.

[@tedwiskar4804]

Havertz above Watkins might be the worst thing ive ever heard and that's saying something for Theo absolutely shocking and embarrassing

[@pietrovitale9940]

even better after hearing his convoluted explanation when you realize that in the space of one game Watkins has matched Havertz output

[@davidjakobs4948]

Crazy thing is that it wasn't even the worst opinion on the video.

[@lijah_3008]

Tbh all he had to do was swap Watkins and Solanke the others had ridiculous lists 😂😂

[@BlakeBren]

Haaland had 5 assists last season compared to Isak’s 2, and Haaland missed 3 months. Just PLEASE stop giving Lewis the chance to talk on these it’s sooooooo tedious listening to him spew the same overly biased bullshit about Newcastle players every chance he gets. Takes away from actual football conversation when you have to spend 20 minutes going over the same points about the same players. He doesn’t even provide reasonings beside “I think he’s class”?? Literally citing his opinion as his reasoning and then defending it like it’s gospel.

[@frankdux5693]

Haaland actually played more games than isak. Haaland played 1 more league game and 5 more in total in all comps. Isak is a crock and spends time out. But because Wilson is a even bigger crock isak had to play a large chunk of season while carrying an injury. Obviously the injury struggles to heal when keep being aggravated.

[@adammcnassor4411]

Watkins had 13

[@AdamM1797]

Do you remember any of haaland’s goals ? Do they stand out … no they don’t. The point being that isak is a better footballer than haaland🤷‍♂️ like messi is better than Ronaldo despite Ronaldo having better numbers.

[@jamesgodfrey5289]

@@AdamM1797the fact that you say none of haalands goals stand out still doesn’t make Isak a better striker then him 😂

[@kennyhennessey7532]

Your first problem was coming here for "actual football conversation"

[@Zurgq]

Reev being real about havertz was needed in this episode

[@ryanator109]

Yup, he’s no way better than 9th. I’d even put him bellow Pedro

[@Joe-h3l]

Aguero one of the best strikers the prems ever seen didn’t break 30 goals in the prem in that city side why on earth would isak be able to do that 🤣

[@alexholford1048]

Theo mocking Chris’ list, that he made up on the spot… lest we forget Almiron top 10 wingers

[@MCAM2024]

Almiron to 10 wingers?? 🤣😂🤣😂 He's probably not even in the Top 10 at Newcastle!! Has he even put a cross in throughout his whole Newcastle career

[@adam-z9e2j]

@@MCAM2024 he didnt put almiron in his top 10 wingers mate

[@alexholford1048]

@@adam-z9e2jyeah he did mate , go watch it

[@Birl]

I didn’t realise Chris was this much of a weirdo

[@adam-z9e2j]

hows he weird lol

[@TheBloodOfGiroud]

lil man syndrome, tough life

[@OliverRandall-lq2nl]

@@adam-z9e2j let’s not beat around the bush

[@BeJaminYeh]

since the breakup

[@nameanteater4772]

Reev the only one without an outrageously bad take

[@ryanator109]

Jota is definitely a bad one, but that’s the only one tbh

[@michaelshoemonster563]

Theo saying havertz is the third best striker in the league has actually made me feel unwell

[@ToastMalone824]

The way Lewis just arrogantly laughs at anything even slightly anti-Newcastle is so fucking jarring

[@FSeg7]

Chill out mate

[@WoodpeckerBWFC]

isak and that only get rated so high because lewis is there, its such an agenda lol

[@Ronniedinho]

Haaland had 0.87 to Isaks 0.70 last season (GPM). Lewis is just a weird guy when it comes to this Isak stuff, making up stats and being a weird little frog.

[@aidenmullen4363]

Lewis genuinely makes me turn off the vid. him saying isak is better than haaland and continuing to argue about it for 10 mins is so annoying 😭

[@robrichardson6246]

@@aidenmullen4363 so you didn’t turn it off then?

[@lucascardarella5139]

@@robrichardson6246you can tell he argued about it for 10 mins without watching the rest of the video pal

[@aidenmullen4363]

@@robrichardson6246 i skipped to the end

[@18103jwowjeow]

Incoming Lewis silly Wilson shout probably…

[@James-ly1zt]

Called it

[@ryanator109]

Scored the same amount as Pedro last season tbf so it’s not a horrific shout

[@ElektroShaw]

Lewis, as a fellow newcastle fan, Isak is fucking class, but Watkins is closer to Isak, than Isak is to Haaland.

[@lightninggamer136]

My list would be, 1. Erling Haaland (Manchester City) 2. Alexander Isak (Newcastle) 3. Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa) 4. Diogo Jota (Liverpool) 5. Kai Havertz (Arsenal) 6. Dominic Solanke (Tottenham Hotspur) 7. Darwin Núñez (Liverpool) 8. Rasmus Højlund (Manchester United) 9. João Pedro (Brighton and Hove Albion) 10. Jean-Philippe Mateta (Crystal Palace) But if I were to take away my bias I might put Jackson in instead of Núñez but idc

[@theohowe3106]

Without Tom this channel is legit the worst for opinions

[@txrlg9748]

Agreed, but it’s the funniest for entertainment

[@zangrat]

​@@txrlg9748 thats very debatable

[@smckoy-vq1zl]

If it’s current form Jader Duran has to be on that list

[@user-zm3zj3hq3s]

Jader ?😂

[@smckoy-vq1zl]

@@user-zm3zj3hq3s I meant Jhon Duran

[@TommyGoodison]

@@smckoy-vq1zlhe’s known by both dw

[@Essex412]

Definitely!

[@adammcnassor4411]

@@smckoy-vq1zlyou were right! His full name is Jhon Jader Duran. Spelt Jhon and not John

[@adphk]

I’m only 2 minutes in and can’t wait to hear who Lewis has put in ahead of Hojlund with his question of “what has he done to deserve top 10” in mind, melt.

[@mitchwills6319]

Don’t do another video until Tom is back

[@colereiche270]

Hojlund scored 10 in the Prem, 5 in the Champions league and 1 in the FA cup. 16 goals at the highest level with no service as a 20/21 year old is very good. I'm not calling him world class yet but to say he doesn't score goals is ridiculous.

[@rbstickymicky66]

10 goals In the prem as the number 1 striker is terrible haha

[@bh6921]

⁠@@rbstickymicky66 tf no it’s not if u consider the circumstances First season Shite Utd team who didn’t want to pass to him Only 21 Injured 10 in the prem was more than Nunez first season in 6 less games

[@Mattjames1906]

If you look at his first season he outscored what Isak and Nunez did in theirs

[@GetItRight374]

@@rbstickymicky66outperforming his xg because he doesn’t get any service. Scored 16 goals in his first season. That is not bad.

[@thefatcontroller7443]

@@rbstickymicky66do you think drogba is a good player?

[@MatthewMc515]

chris is that good at dribbling that he can do it from his mouth now

[@tylahart4787]

Havertz above Watkins in a striker list is the worst footballing opinion i’ve ever seen

[@waviehall]

putting jackson behind havertz is madness, nevermind jackson and jesus.

[@BenDenman]

Isak has had 9 shots this season and scored 1 goal haaland has had 20 and scored 9 so every 9 shots isak is scoring 1 and haaland is scoring 4.5 goals

[@ripxdoc]

Havertz bein S tier in the thumbnail is good bait

[@ryanc13406]

Theo putting Watkins’s fifth deserves jail time

[@avfcd8336]

If he went to arsenal last summer he’d have put him in second. Most assists in the league last season, nominated for player of the year, 19 non pen goals.

[@ryanator109]

Bellow Havertz too 🤣🤣🤣

[@Harryyy2121]

1. Haaland 2. Isak 3. Watkins 4.Jota 5. Havertz 6.Solanke 7. Joao Pedro 8. Nunez 9. Cunha/Jackson 10.Mateta Mbuemo would be in but many people consider him a winger so I left him out

[@edenjorginho8604]

nunez 🤣🤣

[@Harryyy2121]

@@edenjorginho8604 55 starts 33 goals in all comps when he gets a run in the team he’s good

[@edenjorginho8604]

@@Harryyy2121 u can say all the stats u want, actually watch him for 90 minutes the guy is awful

[@jonbon6843]

@@Harryyy2121 get Nunez tf outta here

[@marcusgrady2435]

Valid list

[@boyo9103]

Newcastle bias is crazy you'd think Callum Wilson is scoring a hat-trick every game after the glazing he got. Then defending Isak by saying he wasn't getting service while putting down Hojlund the whole time is crazy

[@Mattjames1906]

Haaland was ahead of Isak in goals, goals per minute and assist last season so none of Lewis arguments hold up. He also dismisses Hojlund as a waste of Money and injury prone but in his first season he had 16 goals in 43 games vs Isak first season of 10 in 27. Hojlund also scored 5 CL goal vs Isak 1 last season. It’s not stupid to think Hojlund will be at Isak level by Isak age. Lewis wants to make out Newcastle are good enough to challenge Arsenal but also underdogs when it suits the narrative. He seems to forget Isak cost £63M and Eddie Howe has spent over £450M+ on the squad he inherited. That aside… well done on the fight 💪

[@Kyrosses]

That CL argument is SILLY. Can you even compare Newcastles GROUP OF DEATH to Manure's group??

[@Footyfan69420_]

I love how he puts Wilson in at 8 cause even though he’s barely played he’s give back a good return of goals but puts Haaland at 2 even though his return in goals has been insane and Isak has scored once this season lol

[@coreyjackson9355]

Lewis needs to give his head a wobble! Biased is an understatement

[@Brettson87]

Lewis says united are a better team than Newcastle to fit his agenda, but then says Newcastle are better any other time. Any team takes Hojlund over Wilson

[@johnbool6938]

The day Tom leaves pitchside is the day this channel dies, and this video has further cemented that idea for me.

[@Wooodzehh]

Putting Isak top when his scored one goal this season is mental

[@juusosurvonen]

Damn jackson is getting underated. And havertz fourth is diabolical

[@croppersfc3163]

Hojlund scored 10 in the league last season with an XG of 7 for a team that created very little. He’s definitely top 10

[@ryankarlparker1345]

Reev's list was perfectly fine. I know this because the other two clowns were trying to mock him. Theo and Chris don't have a football brain cell to rub together bless them.

[@wharfey9441]

Jackson at 9th is cardinal sin for a player who's bagged the 4th most non pen goals since beginning of last season

[@em_si]

There are 7 players who've scored more non-pen goals than Jackson since the start of last season (Haaland 28, Watkins 21, Foden 19, Son 17, Bowen 17, Isak 17 and Solanke 17). Jackson's tied with Chris Wood and Salah for 16.

[@tnparge976]

We're 1 minute in and debating if Hojlund is a top 10 striker in the prem. This is gonna be comedy

[@xmtch2501]

‘Current top 10 strikers’. ‘Throw in Jesus’ who has played a grand total of 15 minutes this season. No one pulled Chris up on that, but what do you expect when the rest are crybaby deluded Arsenal fans…

[@lewisleedodd]

Watkins is as obviously 2nd as haaland is 1st. No debate needed. Fact.

[@dellboy1775]

Lewis keeps going on about how issak would get the same amount of goals as haaland in the team he plays in as a way to down play how good haaland is. Haaland has a goal a game ratio everywhere he's been that involves teams like molde red bull salzburg dortmund and Norway. Issak doesn't come anywhere near haaland

[@kylevanderhall9193]

I feel like this podcast would be better if there was a mute button for lewis whenever he talks about Newcastle

[@as8603]

If Newcastle didn’t have Isak & were depending on Wilson as their main no.9 then you’d realise how important it is to be available. Blokes made a glass.

[@user-zm6sr5vt5x]

30:30 Goals per Minutes played last season in the prem: Haaland: Goal every 94 minutes Isak: Goal every 107 minutes...

[@milesmelendez2201]

1. Halland 2. Watkins 3. Issak 4. Solanke 5. Jota 6. Hojland 7. Mbeumo 8. Havertz 9. Jackson 10. Vardy

[@daniel30000i]

Vardy lol

[@milesmelendez2201]

@@daniel30000i lmao yeah had to. Baggin a couple so thought…. Fak it

[@daniel30000i]

⁠@@milesmelendez2201what about mateta

[@milesmelendez2201]

@@daniel30000i yeah I realized once reev said his name I messed up lol. I’d change them two around. Other than that I think my list is fairly good

[@henrygreene1821]

​@@daniel30000ivardy sent Marc Guehi back to the Ivory Coast fella. 37 years of age. 2 goals in 4 games. Top 10 strikers of all time. As long as he's still in the PL, he automatically makes it into a top 10 CURRENT list

[@flysi01]

Watkins was the best striker in the league last season, 2nd is the lowest he should be on any of these lists

[@sheep3322]

So many strikers getting missed here... Wood is amazing for forest, vardy still scoring prem goals, and Duran is just so good right now on current form

[@oCapri]

Kai Havertz 3rd Theo is something else man. We need Tom back ASAP

[@roryperritt5314]

He’s 4th or 5th people just think he’s shit because of his time at Chelsea

[@SebastianBenavides-sk4vb]

Chris having gabriel jesus in top 10 is crazy

[@YourDestinyGuide]

If were putting both Newcastle strikers in the list then im not quite sure how jota and Nunez aren't both in. like let's be honest, if were allowed multiple from each club then both jota and nunez are top 10.

[@jamesheslop8447]

Watkins at 5 is absolutely criminal Jesus Christ

[@rLxJake]

Okay having Isak over Halland just proves Lewis should be fired. If he’s not gonna put on the red nose and the face paint yall can find a better clown.

[@EJTaylor8]

once again asking what the point is of getting lads who don’t watch football on a football podcast? having one as a regular fixture is bad enough, but now getting them as guests too?

[@darrenclayton5591]

To put havertz in the same conversation as Watkins is criminal

[@snakebite002]

I like how they take it in turns to say an awful list and then it's a 3 v 1 for a different person

[@totitu1812]

state of them lists. no one even questioning the fact that Haaland cost City 50 mil

[@martinjasper7650]

City paid 51 million for Haaland, Newcastle paid 60 million for Isak...

[@croissantpower]

Release clause

[@martinjasper7650]

@@croissantpower Yep, but still cheaper than Isak, so the statement that they paid more for Haaland is false.

[@croissantpower]

@@martinjasper7650 oh I didn’t realise they made that statement. I thought you were trying to suggest Man City made such a better deal by getting Haaland cheaper

[@FACTSONLY186]

​@@martinjasper7650they paid more, the total deal was close to 170 mil

[@peterstockdill2277]

I genuinely started to like Lewis after the whole boxing thing, then I watched this

[@McD0161]

Shock Lewis makes it all about Utd, childhood ruined by Fergie 😂😂

[@fifforgaming8394]

Swap Darwin Nunez with Mateta In Reevs list, then i think it might be spot on

[@celtic69]

theo outing that he uses FPL for how good he thinks players are

[@Colley32]

Hojlund had a 1 in 3 record last season. That’s pretty good for a 20 year old in his first premier league season.

[@1mACunt69]

Can we all agree Lewis know fuck all about football a 5 year old would have better ball knowledge

[@jordanphillips8959]

I can’t believe this is a football podcast when they all know so little about football 😂

[@luka_mcm6637]

lewis talking about wilson and isak not getting service and hojlund has arguably the worst service in the league and still had more g/a than wilson

[@samakiniyi2212]

Wait until Lewis finds out Hojlund scored more than what Isak did in his first season 🤣

[@J19-w2d]

Must have been the 3rd one of these this season

[@calvinwilson1022]

I hate this "if x was at city they'd score the same as haaland" as if city didnt have aguero, arguably the best ever striker in the prem, and haaland is making aguero's achievements look sunday league ffs. Haaland is a freak and will be considered the greatest ever striker undisputed at his current rate.

[@MartinKul100]

It’s such a giveaway that you don’t understand football when you say shit like «swap Haaland and x and x would score the same chances». What makes Haaland great is his ability to get into goalscoring positions. It’s a skill that isn’t related to the team. He scores at the same rate for Norway; a mid team (I’m Norwegian so I’d know). And he had insane goal-to-game-stats for both Salzburg and Dortmund. Hell, we saw solid strikers like Jesus and sensational strikers like Aguero struggle to put up even half the numebers that Haaland does in the same team under the same manager. Isak is solid, but in all honesty; he’s not even remotely close to Haaland. No one in the Prem is. Lewis’ should have that mic removed for having an opinion like that. All around tough watch…

[@josefwhitlam3560]

Isak has registered more than 5 assists once since joining dortmund haaland has only registered less than 5 assists once in the same period but yet isak is more creative 🤷

[@PDXKing99]

In Isak’s entire career at Newcastle so far he’s scored 36 goals and assisted 5 times in all competitions, just last season alone Haaland missed two months and scored 38 goals and assisted 6 times they’re not comparable the only players on Haalands level at striker is Kane at Bayern and probably Gyökeres at Sporting

[@Callum-x4x]

Chris do us all a favour and never come back. Dude mentioned Lukaku and Mainoo 🤦‍♂️

[@Shfbejnesnskd]

Chris is refreshing, he’s atleast honest about not knowing football.

[@PapaDragon282]

Lewis saying who was united playing against in the UCL as if they didnt have Bayern in their group

[@mexicanginger4]

Mentions Wilson’s conversion rate as a reason he’s better than Holjund but didn’t check to see that Holjund was a higher conversion rate… classic pitchside

[@Oof-lp2dr]

Lewis just waffles massively. Haaland had a better goals per minute ratio than Isak last season despite his misinformation. About the same XA and big chances created. However Isak had less assists.

[@ryancomfort3606]

every time I think lewis's opinions are getting better, he does something like this lmao

[@Mohadam17]

Theo having Watkins 5th is awful. Havertz and Solanke. Watkins got more assists last season

[@jarnemelk]

Watkins 5th is a shocker😂😂

[@JLuciid]

Reev definitely orders plain at nandos

[@someonesomeone8414]

Watkins has started the season slow and yet already has 2 goals and and an assist, 2 more goal contributions than Isak and he copped 0 stick. Maybe they just hold Watkins to a higher standard 😉

[@em_si]

Tbf they did film this days before Watkins scored those 2 goals

[@angusjumps]

did lewis just say callum wilson is better than hojlund made me spit my sandwich out a deluded Newcastle fan jesus !!!!

[@forkii4122]

Reev actually got involved this episode bless

[@PlayerAyte]

Anyone with Havertz over Jackson is a damned fool

[@martinjasper7650]

Claiming that Isak is a better striker than Haaland is like claiming that Lewis would find a date quicker than Chris MD...

[@bip2407]

10:25 lewis has to be off his rocker to say man u has a better team than newcastle

[@scottyanderson19]

Lewis showing his bias as per, immediately. "whats he done in the prem?" Hojlund - the youngest-ever player to score in six successive Premier League games

[@Han150995]

Theo mocking Reev when Reev definitely has the best list 😅

[@samakiniyi2212]

Haaland came on a free? Thats news to me🤣 Lewis has no idea what he’s talking about 😭 City literally paid his buy-out clause