Heaviest songs ever

This is just my opinion.
(I do not own any of this music, this is all promotional for the amazing bands listed)

[@thecoconut4569]

nice to see all these nice people here

[@serioulysam123]

Mark R. Chandar Metal people are some of the nicest people 🥰

[@thecoconut4569]

Sam Corbin that’s true

[@SFCKNZSD]

it’s nice to see you here too

[@yaku63]

Sup Megamind Mute.

[@jaeger1009]

Hello mi british friend

[@legoeater6920]

This is what people in the 1950's thought Elvis sounded like

[@TheNightTyrant]

I mean.... it's not like they thought anything wrong.

[@megamuerte6934]

I laughed so hard bruh 💀

[@ardizzone2111]

Kjjjjjjj

[@afm-unpluggedunderground8270]

Right! Lol you ain’t lyin

[@xKing-ky1pn]

IM DYING BRUH LOL

[@lxillisxviii5336]

My stomach when I haven’t eaten all day

[@suggestedusername6662]

That’ll happen

[@schaima_stjv]

HAHAHAHAAHHA

[@soggycat7381]

0:51

[@chadwickmcfaggins9734]

3:02

[@sarahmiddleton7205]

I like your pfp😂

[@laced9585]

What people think I listen to when I say "I like metal"

[@giovannigiorgi69420]

Yeah that's kind of ennoying

[@gabeus9170]

Qritikalツ I like metalcore

[@Ray-uq6nh]

Gabe US ew

[@emadeathmetal1264]

@@Ray-uq6nh opinions I guess.

[@gazzz7484]

I mean it’s pretty spot on for me

[@Moonwalker1075]

This what people who don't listen to metal think iron maiden sound like.

[@joeltheranker580]

Timestamps: 0:22 Imagine Dragons - Believer 0:50 Nickelback - Photograph 1:22 The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long 1:53 Darude - Sandstorm 2:22 The Beatles - HEY JUDE 3:00 Taylor Swift - Shake It Off 3:31 Smash Mouth - All Star 4:04 Spice Girls - Wannabe 4:36 The Wiggles - Fruit Salad 5:38 Cocomelon - Wheels On The Bus

[@Grapesoda-is7ti]

5:03 Creed - With Arms Wide Open 5:20 Kidz Bop - Bring Me To Life

[@erfan1635]

😂😂😂

[@lightningmonky7674]

High effort shit post 🤣🤣

[@twilightwolfpiano]

something seems a little off about them in this video, wonder what it could possibly be

[@Temarim222]

Lmfao

[@funneneym9965]

This is what non metalheads think Metallica sounds like

[@digitalmortality2001]

this is what non metalheads think metal sounds like

[@KookaiPLZ]

This is the climax of music development. Human screaming

[@digitalmortality2001]

@@KookaiPLZ the lowest of quality

[@dimebagjonathanburtonmustaine]

haha old Metallica is heavier than this shit lol

[@somerandomguy8404]

This is what little kids think what rock is

[@dizzasterartist]

When he said: *ourghe weeee weee wourghe wurwur* I've felt that

[@voltaire9176]

I cried when I heard that (real emotional stuff)

[@KitKat-gy7zd]

Same

[@youssefigrou5512]

Same here

[@dizzasterartist]

@Yeti Confetti another old ass salt comment

[@dizzasterartist]

@Yeti Confetti exactly

[@Tim2716]

This is how Imagine Dragons listeners imagine Bon Jovi sounds like.

[@jacobfrank5743]

lmfao holy shit

[@blvvd666]

JAJUDJWJSA

[@DustyEchozy]

Maybe not Bon Jovi after 2010s.

[@Tim2716]

@@DustyEchozy yeah

[@bode6128]

So is this how people who listen to pop think metal sounds

[@aeron_draven]

Yeah basically

[@fymarchan6476]

theappletree Metallica is not Metal it’s just fucking money machine

[@joeyhammer6702]

@@fymarchan6476 what you fucking mean Metallica is definitely metal. Maybe they sold out on their 5th album but that doesn’t mean they are garbage. You don’t have to hate popular stuff. Metallica helped paved the way for thrash metal which led to the development of death metal and other extreme genres. So Metallica has rightfully earned their spot in the metal world. Do you mean to tell me master of puppets, ajfa, kill em all, ride the lightning, and the black album are bad albums maybe give them and actual listen

[@babtizedinbloodofficial7679]

This is the new heaviest metal we have

[@wizarddemon]

@@joeyhammer6702 I think he's new

[@dostamales1957]

“When a woman likes you she speaks in a higher tone” Women around me:

[@blixxy7015]

🤣

[@semhalmezgebe9609]

Lololololl

[@gladiatorMMA149]

Lol

[@philippebaillargeon5204]

bro do you live in hell ?

[@gladiatorMMA149]

@@philippebaillargeon5204 no what kind of stupid question is that

[@robertphillips1605]

I love brutal death metal but at this point I feel like it's a competition to see who can sound the most like a frog

[@dragonking3652]

I dont see the problem lol.

[@twilightwolfpiano]

ok as a fan of this music, this made me laugh

[@Somewhere_Bagel]

Thats because lot of these are slam or some variation of that. Some of my favorite brutal death metal bands are Mortal Decay, Internal Bleeding, Demillich, Disgorge, Gorgasm, and more. Although i do love these stupidly over the top bands like this video

[@lightningmonky7674]

Or a pig!

[@ofxquixx4609]

It's Deathcore or Ultra Death Metal

[@ikon4255]

this is what black sabbath sounded like to people in 1969

[@harrisonkallergis8306]

Cannibal Corpse sounds like the Beatles after this.

[@anesthesia24]

the beatles are nice tho

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

@@anesthesia24 That’s what he meant. Cannibal corpse sounds really ugly, but after these songs they sound really melodic and nice. He’s only praising cannibal corpse and making fun of slam deathcore.

[@anesthesia24]

@@juanjoyaborja.3054 im a metalhead but do people actually like this slam deathcore shit ?

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

@@anesthesia24 Probably not. These bands aren’t extravagantly famous, probably because it just sounds that ugly. The people who like it probably say it as a joke.

[@thedjentleman1662]

@@anesthesia24 I'm metalhead too and slam fucking sucks, it's an insult to metal and the worse is that it gets confused with death metal

[@BlaseApollo]

Not my cup of tea but A. Some of the riffs were amazing B. Cover art was badass C. People who are saying that this "isnt music" or "doesn't require talent " are completely wrong

[@guitarplayer1495]

well, people who call this music untalented or just 'noise' are probably either K-Pop fans or rap fans.

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

Plus I, despoiler had one of the most difficult vocals ever

[@guitarplayer1495]

@@juanjoyaborja.3054 check out Cattle Decap, Infant Annihilator, Cryptopsy, Oath To Order, Shadow of Intent if you like those guys. or Acrania, Lorna Shore, Within Destruction, or even mental cruelty! Those guys are nuts

[@heavymetalhorseman2068]

Spot on.

[@rokko4047]

@@guitarplayer1495 i like rap and kpop and i think this shit's fire

[@slipknotmfkrlocust8843]

Can't believe Taylor Swift wasn't on here.

[@Gaz_42069]

Bro really made me spit out my water 😂

[@lancelot5125]

😂😂😂

[@kerbalscuffedprogram4705]

But what does Corey Taylor think about this?

[@slipknotmfkrlocust8843]

@@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 If taylor swift were to marry corey taylor, would her name become taylor taylor?

[@TheEasybeat]

Apparently the heavier they get, the less legible the band name is.

[@phuckp.cummings5148]

I feel it should be the other way around, where if the band name is illegible, the heavier they are

[@Pengd]

@@phuckp.cummings5148 So do I but it seems slam bands beg to differ.

[@digitalmortality2001]

@@Pengd some of them, for example suffocation and devourment

[@crashdummy40]

The Opposite from the ass tracks i just heard

[@digitalmortality2001]

@@crashdummy40 actually, it isnt the opposite

[@gemstonez]

this is what i thought linkin park sounded like when i was 6

[@abeginnerspov5968]

I won't be surprised to see people expecting a Linkin Park song. Chester was a fucking demon

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

@@abeginnerspov5968 Jason Evans makes his screams puny

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

@@abeginnerspov5968 RIP :(

[@Grapesoda-is7ti]

This is what Minecraft players think Korn sound like

[@EnigmaEnginseer]

Remember, if your band logo doesn’t look like a thorny bush you’re doing it wrong

[@paulsmith5611]

🤣 very true

[@ash_vagabond3308]

Top 10 greatest burps of all time

[@Dang3rMouSe]

lol

[@frijolitocool]

This has 2009 vibes yet it was made in 2016

[@frost15693]

true

[@Miek333]

Perfect music to play at a wedding, funeral, or a 8 years olds birthday party.

[@Fetch_Productions]

That’s the kind of music I listened to when I was like 3, so that joke is out the window-😂

[@taggarerinkeby626]

yea all kids dancing to this 😎👍

[@haley-ru7jz]

Definitely playing one of these at my funeral

[@TankEngine75]

Never understood why metal music is apparently not for weddings or kids or whatever, I listened to metal since I was a kid so I don't understand the jokes

[@evanlewis4425]

Me: yeah I like Metallica, What’s going through their mind:

[@dankboi6128]

*their*

[@vandalking8341]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂

[@rikkatheconure2395]

the exact opposite happened to me.. i said i liked metal and they were like "so like matallica?" of course they were like 50 tho and thats the heviest thing that exists to him

[@devyl3057]

@@rikkatheconure2395 I would make a joke about this comment, but I'm not gonna...

[@masteroffire5793]

Metallica is heavier than some of these change my mind

[@lilairstrike535]

not necessarily a “fan” of this genre, but all of their artwork and cover pieces are awesome 🤩

[@chrisclips5175]

Ok this makes me think slipknot and pantera are rock bands

[@littlefire1205]

if you listen to this type of music for only like 2 days, everything else is pop songs. i thought metallica, slayer, slipknot, and system of a down were heavy until i only listened to Infant Annihilator for a week and when i listened to those bands i just listened, i was like "😐"

[@Wegetsu]

@@littlefire1205 Kinda same...I'd still prefer Pantera or any band from the big 4 over this but opinions I guess.

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

Going back to Metallica and Judas Priest after going on a brutal fucking death metal session for 3 days just doesn’t feel right

[@mateogonzalez6421]

Listening to the darker and heavier sub genres of metal makes me want to dance when somebody plays thrash.

[@raskullsshako]

@@mateogonzalez6421 I mean, it won’t hurt to do the Toxic Waltz 🤘🏻

[@fresabeso3353]

Finally some nice Christian music

[@rby9315]

Lol I don’t think so😂🤣

[@fresabeso3353]

@@rby9315 💀💀

[@yegummy3312]

Amen to that sister.

[@fresabeso3353]

yegummy :)

[@crystalbellathewolf6744]

Right

[@gravyspin2938]

When you can’t read the band name you known it’s good shit.

[@toospooked4594]

When you can't understand what there saying is good stuff too lol

[@ynonkak]

There is this one band I only listen to one of their songs and the song and band name literally has ... at the end because it can’t fit on screen

[@Reoat-ib9dk]

​@@ynonkak For real?

[@ynonkak]

@@Reoat-ib9dk yeah

[@ynonkak]

@@Reoat-ib9dk I found the song and try to find the band by using the song name and just remember the band name is very long the song is called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@lunar.enigma08]

all these bands have super complex logos that are near impossible to read, but it's a sort of art that i can appreciate in a way. they're like the entangled brambles of doom, forming vague letters of prophecy. overall not my sorta music but i don't actually hate it. also all the people that made the album art are super talented.

[@blackhole7668]

Who tf asked you?

[@Mentalmetalia]

@@blackhole7668 🤓

[@lunar.enigma08]

@@blackhole7668 just stating my opinion. i wanted to create a positive since this comment section is full of negatives.

[@weeklydoseofinsanity3319]

@@blackhole7668 everyone's entitled to what they want to say, to put it on the internet. don't make it a reality where we shut down people's opinions, do you want what you say to be shut down? hell if you say you don't care about being shut down (which I know you'll certainly respond saying something of the sort), wont it still be pretty fucking annoying for something to shut you up? have a think about it

[@pseudoprogression]

@@lunar.enigma08 we need more people like you asap

[@katfis]

its more of a countdown of the most unreadable logos

[@gallowshumor1784]

Meh these logos are easier to read than a lot of better bands

[@antongerasin3871]

@@gallowshumor1784 If by "better bands" u mean Slipknot or Disturbed - idk wtf are u doing here.

[@nyxo8064]

@@antongerasin3871 he never mentioned slipknot or disturbed and as bad as those bands theyre still better then 9/10 of these bands

[@antongerasin3871]

@@nyxo8064 I guess it's right if you're up for generic stratched shit. I wouldn't protect all of this bands, but at least 4 of them are just incomparably better at making truely NEW music. Not like Slipknot never did, but 3/4 of their songs would be 10 times better if were like 2 times shorter.

[@Reoat-ib9dk]

I can read #6

[@МаксВинокуров-з6й]

Pop-lover: i like every type of music Me:

[@salfisher114]

Same

[@salfisher114]

@Cerberus DUDEEE

[@filomenyhospis]

а как насчет харш нойза?

[@МаксВинокуров-з6й]

@@filomenyhospis и копрограйндкор

[@wizarddemon]

@Cerberus ahh screw angus is gonna take them to hell

[@stinkywhizzleteats.3673]

The lyrics of these songs touched my heart. Good for putting kids to sleep to and relaxing to!

[@GreatOldOne9866]

I know you might be joking, but that’s actually true.

[@Grapesoda-is7ti]

Skinless’ lyrics were actually awesome

[@ponos_abizyani]

And when he say hueeeeheheheeeyyyyyyzzyysuehehehehbszbxjjdsbsbaanshxjxjsvsjsn Its touch my hearth and make my cry

[@OmarHyari2009]

Good for putting kids to *_"sleep"_*

[@fanaticofmetal]

@@Grapesoda-is7ti And the song just slaps

[@insaciablemente]

This is what grandmas think Led Zeppelin sounds like

[@alec1982]

😂😂😂

[@jackywacky4972]

I don't know why but 0:50 sounds like a really loud burp

[@Cobbsterner]

genuinely my first thought, like that shit's the world's longest burp

[@jackywacky4972]

@@Cobbsterner haha yeah same i couldn't help but notice it when u can't understand the lyrics xddd

[@atlf3357]

Stoppp now I can’t unhear it 😂😭😭

[@lebauro]

it is my friend, it is

[@gradiumm]

thats how you know its good

[@Grapesoda-is7ti]

10. Wheels On The Bus 9. Itsy Bitsy Spider 8. Pledge Of Allegiance 7. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 6. Happy Birthday 5. Mary Had A Little Lamb 4. Johnny Johnny Yes Papa 3. Humpty Dumpty 2. Old MacDonald 1. Head Shoulders Knees and Toes

[@The_IDoom_Slayer]

Them shits are fire

[@RonsonMusic69]

Too heavy for mee

[@billbobbophen]

You're delusional to only put Twinkle Twinkle in 7th. Belongs in top 3 at least.

[@TiredAndBloody]

Head shoulders knees and toes goes hard in the moshpit

[@Grapesoda-is7ti]

@@TiredAndBloody Bro when I entered the pit when that was playing I lost an eye, a testicle, and basically the entire bottom half of my body

[@zemaneiro292]

Top 10 songs for people who "listen to every kind of music"

[@Akshay-dn8qc]

Checkmate people who “listen to every type of music”

[@medisculpodemisaccionesinm2298]

I hate them

[@childmolester6557]

but this isnt music

[@MisterAutist]

@@childmolester6557 There is rhythm to all these songs and dissonance within it's notes, therefore, it's music.

[@childmolester6557]

@@MisterAutist well, still shitty and boring music, and i listen to metal too, but i prefer the oldschool stuff with a message and some emotions behind those screams over some burps, just my opinion

[@a77ackeranimations20]

10. Imagine Dragons Dancing in the dark 9. Ed Sheeren shape of you 8. Taylor swift You belong with me 7. Fur Elise by Beetohven 6. It's Corn! (Remix) 5. Dream Mask 4. World's smallest violen AJR 3. Megalovania Toby Fox 2. Candyland blood on the dance floor 1. Family guy theme song

[@TrophySon1996]

Damnit, you didn't include "Happy" by Pharrell Williams, and "Last Friday night" by Katy Perry... Those are much heavier than that

[@megamuerte6934]

Bro wtf shape of you It made me sleepless, that song scared me when I was a kid. It's countless times I shit my bed just thinking about the phrase "I'm in love with the shape of you"

[@ieatforeskindotcom]

y'all clearly did not listen to the my little pony friendship is magic theme song, shit traumatized me dawg

[@a77ackeranimations20]

@@ieatforeskindotcom also I forgot goofy goober rock

[@DavidKazuma]

honorable mention: Babykiller by Devourment

[@maxgoryachevofficial]

I just love the peaceful PowerPoint type transitions between the songs

[@kolegth]

Windows Movie Maker*

[@angeloundercover8012]

My mom used to sing me these songs before bed.

[@gladiatorMMA149]

Same I would accidentally knock myself out for my head banging and windmilling

[@HellWorker-sw3lm]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gladiatorMMA149]

@@HellWorker-sw3lm that's a sick profile name man

[@HellWorker-sw3lm]

@@gladiatorMMA149 yours too bro

[@gladiatorMMA149]

@@HellWorker-sw3lm thanks man

[@SvedskiKuvar]

This is what my great-grandmother thinks The Beatles sounds like.

[@AnnIsRad]

PFFT THE BEATLES?! WHAT THATS LIKE 1%

[@jjandjacks7928]

@@AnnIsRadthat’s the joke

[@therealblsck6852]

Chill/Lo-Fi music for study and sleep

[@DoktrDub]

You know it’s heavy when you can’t read the band name

[@lokstollen124]

Funniest comment EVER!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@childmolester6557]

@Ralph Richter true

[@Tomejatokoupil]

@@childmolester6557 the fuck is wrong with you

[@yaboi2500]

Unless your band's name is Mortician or Ulcerate.

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

How to make a "heavy song": -Play drums fast -Use double pedal -Low guitar tuning -Pig vocals And there you go

[@hardcorechronicles]

Hooombre, siempre encuentro un comentario tuyo en algúnos lugares inesperados ja

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

@@hardcorechronicles xd enserio?

[@hardcorechronicles]

@@PieroMinayaRojas En casi todos de los demos de System y en algún otro más de metal

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

@@hardcorechronicles Mmhh bueno yo he subido mucho material de System

[@hardcorechronicles]

@@PieroMinayaRojas Sii, yo creo que he comentado algúno hace tiempo pero la verdad me sorprende encontrarte en ciertos lugares ja, no lo tomes a mal

[@smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny]

i fully expect the last song to be a recording of my dad snoring

[@thesenate2656]

What comes to my grandma’s mind when I mention Iron Maiden

[@J-Santana155]

Lol my step dad thinks iron maiden came from the devil

[@Solvo6000]

My dad says that when he was a kid he was scared of Maiden because of the posters

[@manglef1843]

I found all of these Songs from my grandmoms playlist, Am i supposed to be worried?

[@_DiskoDieter]

No be happy lol

[@loganpatterson7279]

4:04 Jesus, is their drummer a spider?

[@bagtype]

Nah it's a minigun

[@nevermind2322]

he's using drum triggers, basically cheating

[@LeToplache007]

@@nevermind2322 Lmao he is still playing the drums. You wouldn't know but a lot of professional drummers use triggers on their sets live. Skill is still there, the sound is just louder.

[@johns3655]

It's common to use electric drums now too

[@cuppalatte_]

An A-10

[@oscarh5439]

This is how Slipknot sounds to people who listen to mainstream pop

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

You mean led zeppelin

[@tcg1_qc]

@Sam and it's a good thing, metal needs to become more popular, we need more metal fans.

[@Ataxanrakhminov]

@@tcg1_qc wake the F*ck up bro metal is dead since late 90s

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

@@Ataxanrakhminov So apparently slipknot became randomly popular throughout the 2010s? Talk about metal being dead lol.

[@Ataxanrakhminov]

@@juanjoyaborja.3054 I was talking about metal being less popular

[@francisfrain6385]

Top 10 songs that you can smell

[@lilblinder11]

ha comedy 👏

[@juicykiwi7347]

Smells like phlegm, plaque, tobacco, and beer.

[@luvscxrs8606]

Step 1: consume copious amounts of Taco Bell Step 2: record whatever comes out of you Step 3: play metal over the recordings

[@yaboi2500]

If that's case, then the entire list would be Primitive Man and Thou songs lol

[@callum910]

Where's Nickelback

[@childmolester6557]

nickelback is still 100 times better than these burps

[@nicsferatu86]

Gabi Stefanoaia im trying to ignore this braindead comment

[@callum910]

@@nicsferatu86 let my try and ignore the fact you think I'm being serious

[@childmolester6557]

@@nicsferatu86 go cry kid, did i hurt ur feelings?

[@nicsferatu86]

Gabi Stefanoaia you’re the last person that would hurt my feelings knowing that you listen to nickelback

[@randomanimations6462]

They all drank a large McDonalds sprite before this

[@creamcheez6354]

0:50 when he said *e̸̢͍̼͆͛͋u̸̢̻̼͌͒͝a̴̪͔̪̔̽̚o̵̞͕̼̓͐̔u̵̢͖̼̓͛̕i̸͎̞͕͐̓͠a̵͙͎̐̓͌͜r̴̢͍͑̽͜͝g̵̢̠̠̀͌̈́h̵̠͚͉̓̔͘y̵̠̻̦͑̀r̸̠͕̙͛̚̕r̸̢͎̽̈́́͜g̸̡͚̻͛̐h̴͇͍̟͋̓* i felt that

[@charliesarmmole704]

The less readable the logo the heavier the band

[@dylan-kt7kd]

Alucard tell that to cannibal corpse

[@dimaswahyupratama3694]

It is all make sense now

[@mateogonzalez6421]

Straight up cap. Deicide is clear as day but it’s as heavy as it gets.

[@LeftiesHater]

So.... Where's Nickelback?

[@МатвейЗамотаев-ж9ф]

Моё почтение

[@xxrat_beccaxx6562]

BAHAHAH

[@timd2789]

This joke has gotten OLD

[@ВоваВоробьёв-и5ф]

Бляяяя, ты сделал мой день, ору

[@ПожилойЧакЧак]

Никельбэк охуенная группа

[@ulench6653]

My favourite lyrics were "gruuuurgh glurghglurgh gruuuurghlghhh"

[@BiggieSwagz]

This video really helped heal my life. Because of my lack of sleep, I was failing school, being less social, and disappointing my family, teachers and friends. Thanks to these songs, I was able to fall asleep faster, and more peaceful, waking up happier and more confident in myself throughout the day. Thank you, Zombie-Slaying-Skeletal-Badasses-That-Tend-To-Appear-On-Metal-Albums

[@DarkOminigiri]

Hey man we're on the same boat here

[@simoneleven3396]

0:51 my man speaking fax

[@juanjr4mirez]

Lmao JJAAJAJAAJAAJ

[@Dasdickehuhn]

His growling is sloppy asf souds like he has water in his mouth or other shit

[@ilyas_elouchihi]

Looool

[@maxk9102]

The harder is to read the band name, heaviest the metal is.

[@arockfloatinginspace4488]

Nope i can read suffocatin's name easily

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

So wait, if nickelback makes their logo completely illegible, they become a really heavy band?

[@YourboiPancho]

Wild how I saw this video so long ago as a kid and would ask myself why anyone would listen to this stuff. But now here I am years and years later realizing that I know all of the bands here

[@kkirill4633]

Forget about the music - the covers are literal pieces of art

[@coolstuffsam4468]

How

[@laurajones9821]

​@@coolstuffsam4468 cuz they are

[@coolstuffsam4468]

@@laurajones9821 it’s just gore

[@laurajones9821]

@@coolstuffsam4468 it's sarcasm

[@a77ackeranimations20]

​@@coolstuffsam4468 did you even look at them? The shark one is amazing

[@thespasam5487]

Nothing screams 2000’s like a list of heaviest metal songs in 4:3 aspect ratio with windows moví make default lower thirds.

[@1brytol]

Me: I like metal. My mind: Disturbed, Sabaton itp. My family:

[@hmmmrobert7570]

Those are not metal tho

[@nicolasreny221]

@@hmmmrobert7570 bruh stfu sabbath is metal

[@childmolester6557]

@@hmmmrobert7570 yes, ur right, just like these burps over a gay and boring intrumental aint metal either

[@antongerasin3871]

@@hmmmrobert7570 For me Disturbed are not. Sabaton most of the time are.

[@childmolester6557]

@@antongerasin3871 disturbed is actually heavier than sabaton 🤡🤡🤡

[@Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeey]

Mother of God, It's All Toilet Sounds!

[@elihufsmith8055]

LOL

[@kenyeralma666]

😭😭

[@Zane_windle]

Imagine if this was what alarm clocks sound like.

[@nikodragu3]

U gotta agree that it will be 10x more effective

[@Zane_windle]

@@nikodragu3 it will definitely wake you up

[@beauchambliss9910]

I would love it t9 be hones

[@kerembayrammusic]

Good idea, setting my alarm to burping noises over hardcore guitar riffs

[@SxpectBeats]

You know what is the best thing? This songs are my alarm🤪😅

[@incognito9813]

The kind of music my mom thinks I listen to when I say "I like metal".

[@lola.3888]

I actually listen to this type of metal lmao

[@oiron6213]

I hope she does

[@eellion3611]

@@lola.3888 same

[@Tomejatokoupil]

And for me its true

[@constantine-dl7wh]

remember, people, It's not a death metal band if you can read the logo!

[@frytagustaw1447]

My stomach after eating something outdated

[@Jas_117]

*world's longest burps*

[@samocskasofia8998]

Unbeatable record xd

[@maddie_plays_roblox9436]

Top 10 most Christian songs right here........amen 🙏

[@Mafiotcho05]

This is not stan songs

[@Mafiotcho05]

Satan*

[@rubikfan1]

At what point is metal turning in people burping?

[@epikilleviatanoexl2458]

when you're happy you enjoy the song, when you're sad you understand the lyrics

[@money-j60]

Black people hear rap white people hear rock music

[@fanaticofmetal]

​@@money-j60Both usually listen to rap lol, metal is not mainstream

[@money-j60]

Hm ok

[@grates211]

''It's not heavy it's just people burping'' Yeah it's not heavy it's brutal lol

[@arts1721]

@Sam lol pantera heavy

[@tebunky8187]

what non metalheads think korn sounds like:

[@mannequingaming54]

they must think nickleback is basically cannibal corpse

[@haiqalrafiq7834]

true 🤣😭

[@chimonjyotisaikia2454]

Slipknot and lamb of good too😂

[@doomervibes4341]

That pic of Varg with an anime girl 😂

[@paraa2443]

And they also probably hear "Hail Satan" in KoЯn's songs too.

[@giovannikarolsimonetta7895]

i need a lo-fi version of this

[@emiliogonzalez5386]

xD

[@giuartista2911]

You have a ear dolphin range? 😀

[@extrememetaldonnie8715]

low fidelity or like lofi as in the music genre?

[@another_irate_user]

My favorite one is where he goes: "AAAAUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@Okbuddypal]

My personal favorite is when goes BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

[@ElijahTestini]

I love this light Christian rock

[@r3dcl0udzz20]

It's not heavy enough

[@spitz5183]

Christian Rock? I though this was bubblegum pop with R&B elements.

[@AnEgg01]

@@spitz5183 is this not 24/7 lofi beats?

[@kubokubo6347]

My favorite part was the URRRRRRRRRRR and the BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Itsnoahscott]

Lester Holt Lol Same

[@cg4322]

Meeeeeeee..... Grrrrr ...want...GRRRRRR....... COOKIE. cookie Monster

[@spook_ey.a409]

The amount of people in this comment section that know nothing about metal is alarming

[@thedjentleman1662]

Ikr, they think this the real shit whereas this is just dumb generic slam

[@thedjentleman1662]

@Sam I don't listen to djent either, it's just for the meme lmao, I'm more into thrash and death metal

[@timd2789]

Well to be fair this vid showed up in a lot of people's recommended

[@balddavemustaine7620]

Sounds like someone had too much Pepsi

[@nensha5084]

"heaviest songs ever!" *shows nothing but slam metal*

[@moe8885]

Skinless isn't slam.

[@nensha5084]

@@moe8885 missed the point of the comment though

[@moe8885]

@@nensha5084 its a funny comment, I just had to point that bit out.

[@just_another_internet_man755]

Well, he's not wrong, slam metal is a heavy genre, but yeah, i missed some variety here.

[@nyxo8064]

@@just_another_internet_man755 and musical talent

[@cKHAVIKk]

Every one of these songs sounds like amplified burps over amplified farts.

[@neealexbendkei6412]

Slam Death metal ❌ Burp Metal ✔️

[@donovanrobinson5811]

Belchcore😁👍🏻👌🏻

[@austinmurray7298]

I love seeing the haters hate on music they don’t understand I’ve listened from everything beginning with slipknot all the way to analepsy listen you may not understand the music but that’s the point of slam metal your supposed to feel crushed by it your not supposed to hear words since it’s trying to be inhuman if you want to hear lyrics go to something like Metallica Sabaton or even rammestein if you have to but slam is made for people to listen to and feel crushed

[@kreaturethezombie1275]

You said it best here!

[@psychotronstudio63]

facts

[@fanaticofmetal]

Yeah. The point of this music is literally to cause a reaction, and it's working lol

[@big_titan_ofleft_house8377]

When peppa pig is the vocalist

[@oncelerfan850]

hahahahaha!

[@philip6019]

Mom, pick me up im scared

[@Neon-cz9xg]

Peaceful country music

[@oliveforyou8544]

I could fall asleep to this peaceful music so quickly.

[@AdamMathews]

lol the second one sounds like a man burping for the first time in years

[@KhanGarth]

tfw your growls are so low it just sounds like a burp

[@snailmail2000]

Now it's unhearable

[@barrywalker673]

I started my Metal journey with AC/DC and Accept way back in 1980 at 11 years old. Now at 51 I'm a proud owner of eight of the 10 albums that these songs are on. The progression of Metal has always kept me tuned in to the new forms it has branched into. Where it goes from here no one knows, but I'll be there listening until I die.

[@SirForcekin]

You’re a legend.

[@blackhole7668]

You're sad

[@TheUsualSuspects358]

Can you please tell me what the name of the bands are I'm very confused

[@jeffrunyan2691]

@@TheUsualSuspects358 shit pile and company

[@jeffrunyan2691]

@@barrywalker673 I would never publicly admit I wasted money on this crap.

[@strathattack4325]

This comment section in a nutshell: "Not as heavy as Nickelback". "The vocals sounds like burps."

[@kubokubo6347]

Yes

[@Santiagopauli]

Where is ed sheran?

[@benb5998]

I’m asking the same thing man:/

[@bigyessuccess4525]

Bro hasn’t heard wheels on the bus yet 💀

[@foobindoobindoobers2772]

U know it’s heavy when it sounds like someone shitting

[@bottomtextgaming1864]

chipotle bathroom stalls be like

[@graysonwells4959]

Thank you I’ve been trying to remember what this sounds like

[@xhoppahoppa4763]

I can definitely hear influences from the Beatles 😂

[@duduneitorsepsiboi8467]

Xhoppa Hoppa xdxd

[@majiddaher9336]

When he said huhhuhuuuhuuuuhuujlhiiiiihiuuuuhuuuuhuhuu .. How can a man write this amazing lyrics.

[@island2919]

Oh yeah

[@cookiesontoast9981]

You don't listen to this type of music for the lyrics. I like to think of metal this heavy as instrumentals with the vocals just being another instrument.

[@island2919]

@@cookiesontoast9981 beautiful statement there, agreed

[@DeSch0ft]

I like it shen they said: "Oooooouhgguhhooohrroooooggghhh" was amazing man

[@bruhmomentum9695]

Its so hard to find metal that melts your face off without the lyrics just devolving into a pig/frog hybrid being hate fucked while the drummer plays "how fast can the bass pedal go". I just want a distinct melody, rather than a wall of noise

[@davidavila8805]

Listen to electric wizard , or high on fire

[@Pupp377]

Breaking Benjamin. They’re more butt rock or post grunge than metal but they’re pretty much exactly what you’re looking for. If you want more metal I’d start with either Ember or Phobia but for Post Grunge check out We Are Not Alone

[@War_Meister_Records]

@David Avila Huata is much heavier for doomers, It isn't just over done sabbath worship. (Not saying anything is wrong with sabbath or EW , I love em both) However the underground of doom and sludge metal is where you'll find the good shit

[@oofydoom]

Lmao couldn't have said it better myself.

[@chambersofmadness3730]

listen to demolition hammer

[@tcg1_qc]

4:03 fucking hell, those are not drums, it's an MG42

[@thekadengank2143]

99 percent sure its those computer drums the youngsters been usin. No ones actually playing that unless they went out to a ranch with a machine gun😂

[@craig5222]

Amputated- “slam pig” literally sounds like the progression of a Taco Bell and natural light bowel movement in a public bathroom with concrete walls

[@auctive7439]

Somebody said the vocals on their 2014 album (different vocalist, more normal death metal vocals) were generic. Mf EVERY slam vocal just sounds like someone downed a 32 oz baja blast at 3am and picked up the mic you can't call shit generic

[@michaelolz]

I'm a complete square, family man, Christian and I actually like this and the metal community is populated by awesome people. We come from all walks of life. We just dig what we dig. I do, however, have a challenge for you, Mr. Corbin, if you ever come back here to this comment section...can you do a part II of even HARDER songs? That'd be great. It's good that channels like this are being put out by actual fans because you get to hear the real stuff. I've seen this video many times and I really do appreciate what you're doing.

[@seanrosenau2088]

You say you like this music, how do you feel about Dungeons and Dragons?

[@plazma7778]

listen too gorenoise it’s the most heavy genre ever

[@xJust_Pizzax]

Impending Doom is a Christian band

[@erikhof410]

0:51 Me after finishing my cola

[@glimluk1308]

U made my day😂

[@dxvilsflowrkiss]

XD

[@GabrielV65]

This made me laugh

[@dxvilsflowrkiss]

@@GabrielV65 ikr

[@OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ]

“Mumble rap is just a bunch of nonsense” Their same playlist

[@okkie1871]

at least this is fun to listen to

[@validity3413]

But the entire point of rap is the lyricism, the instrumentals are very boring baselines for the lyrics

[@Steezealways]

Those are the same guys that act like there intellectuals just because of they're music taste then when you say there catalogue it's just this lmao

[@Steezealways]

​@@okkie1871I'm genuinely curious how

[@OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ]

i love both genera's for this reason im not even hating. i love bumpin to all the same songs that go, "bitches money weed" and "blood guts and terror"