THEY'RE REAL!! Disney Backtrack on "Fake" Pics and Confirm they are LEGIT!!

Disney responded to the Snow Brown and the Seven Seattle Baristas yesterday claiming they were fake. Then just a few hours later back tracked due to a "misunderstanding" and confirmed these pictures are in fact REAL!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
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[@bindiboo1077]

Don't back down Disney, this film deserves at least $400 million in production budget!!!

[@jayg1438]

and 200 million in marketing

[@chaos.corner]

Chuck in 150M for reshoots.

[@stevekidd6319]

Whatever it would take to put them into Chapter 11 bankruptcy, they should throw that at it. 🤣

[@daidavies6210]

Don’t be so Fucking stupid £900 million is better 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daidavies6210]

Fuck it make it a Billion 😂

[@jamesdonnelly8087]

I remember when Peter Dinglage first publically complained about using dwarves for the live action film. They interviewed a few dwarfs who were members of the screen actors guild. They were like, "hey Pete! STFU! Thanks for pulling up the ladder after you made your million!"

[@animeangel1983]

How can Tyrion Lannister be the only one if he lets the "others" in? How else can he claim persecution based on his size if there are "others" like him? And yes that's all he'll ever be, Bolliver Trask from the X-Men First class series? No, no one cares about that, he's Tyrion Lannister for now and for ever more. His movie Cyrano failed badly because it was released after he made that statement about this movie being "ablist". His Game of Thrones role is all he will be remembered for.

[@filthycasual8187]

@@animeangel1983 It was a good role, too. But he wasn't even playing a fantasy dwarf -- he was playing a human with dwarfism in a fantasy setting.

[@janetracer]

Dinklage is playing his own version of Little People Highlander....There Can Only Be One.

[@DuranceBell]

@@janetracer Too bad the Disney Willow series was complete garbage. I'd much rather see Warwick Davis as king of the dwarfs.

[@janetracer]

@@DuranceBell I couldn't agree more.

[@elijahherstal776]

The fact that they denied it first tells you that they know what people think, they know it's pathetic. I hope this company continues to lose money.

[@mnirwin5112]

There's no doubt that this particular little gem will lose a shedload of money. Correction: a shedload MORE money. To go with the millions they've already lost on their last four or five bombs.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

What blind moron dressed these poor bastards?

[@jjones9822]

It looks like a bunch of college students in the woods filming with a hand held. They spend hundreds of millions on this? Where is the effort? I get that they want to be woke but could they atleast put in the effort to make a quality looking product? Simply put, these are unimaginative, untalented people.

[@marychocolatefairy]

lol, it's practically a reflex for Disney now (and certain other filmmakers), to automatically deny anything they think audiences won't like.

[@ianclarke4945]

The self denial is strong is this one. It's like they don't even believe themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

I don't understand how NOT hiring dwarfs is more "inclusive." They're taking away roles from people who aren't exactly getting a lot of roles as it is!

[@thebeard7926]

Once Disney decides to make a biopic of the life of LeBron James, dwarves will be needed for the main role 🤣🤣

[@FoxyCAMTV]

Don't worry disney will hire dwarves for every action hero movie they'll make.😶

[@Alexander_Kale]

Casting people afflicted with Dwarfism to portray Fantasy Dwarves is a bad idea to begin with. Look at Lord of the Rings. Compare to the Dwarves in the Narnia movies. No contest. Warwick Davis and Peter Dinklage are both great actors - when they are not playing fantasy Dwarves, that is. Give me a Gimli over a Nikabrik anyday.

[@bullythebooks]

@@Alexander_Kale You are right! We should also not hire black people to play historical black people. We should also not hire women to play historical women, same with hispanics and asians.

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

they will CGI the non dwarfs into dwarfs...for a billion dollaros...

[@Alabamahobo]

Shout out to Peter Dinkhead for pulling the ladder up behind himself.

[@andrewcurtis4568]

If you care about your childrem don't EVER let this vile corporation anywhere near them.

[@gideondejongh838]

True words right there.

[@JoJo-vg8dz]

They support chemical and surgical castration of kids.

[@JoJo-vg8dz]

They support the promotion of perversions to kids.

[@kinagrill]

Keep to the at-the-latest-90s-released stuff and do not proceed further from there... if you absolutely HAVE to watch some of the GOOD stuff from way back when.

[@harbl99]

"Those are fake...and by fake we mean real, but not what we wanted you to see." -- Disney, experts in gaslight and gaslighting accessories

[@SilverAxe13]

Why has Disney been losing so much money lately? I just can’t figure it out.

[@legiran9564]

Global Warming according to Iger.

[@Pessimisti_56]

Neither can Disney.

[@thanqualthehighseer]

it is indeed a conundrum.

[@Kowalski_5]

The accountants will.

[@LosMSR]

They gonna blame streaming, the place where this thing maybe will gain money, lol.

[@bossjihyo2276]

I lost it when you started giving them names. We should thank Disney for the content they're giving us to mock them. Don't stop 🏃🏻‍♀️

[@UrShadowbannedGoIncognito]

NEVER trust Disneys PR team. The LIARS are pathetic and are just getting ready to blame the fans for another failure.

[@aeronaut8088]

Does anyone else think Disney just went down to the homeless areas and picked 7 meth-heads? Maybe it's just me

[@alesksander]

hahah so true Almost like some sort self projection

[@berserkerpride]

Definitely that tall dude in the back wearing the bonnet. The two black chicks were scooped up at the local women's studies course.

[@Theinfamouskira]

For their writing team? Probably

[@jayg1438]

would be more entertining

[@glitterkitty1979]

🤣🤣🤣

[@parthin]

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? You are, my queen, Snow White is brown." Movie ends.

[@angelplayz5783]

If someone from 20 years ago were to watch our reality, they would think it’s a parody 🤡

[@tiba2603]

For real

[@mr.voidout4739]

A GTA6 writer said about a year ago in an interview "It's hard for us now to parody society. Society has become a parody of itself."

[@dwavenminer]

We live the Idiocracy timeline...if only we knew that it wasn't a movie, but instead a documentary from the future...

[@PTHYTQV]

For real. The shit western politics say and do with a straight face, the things that now passes for movies... We are living in a parody already.

[@Jim-Mc]

Can confirm.

[@saiyansomething73]

Remember, Peter Dinklage got out ahead of this film and made sure that Disney didn't hire little people to play little people. Wonder if Billy Barty, Deep Roy, or even Warrick Davis would have sabotaged a payday for their fellow diminutive thespians.

[@Travixius1]

Tyrion has lost all credibility and wants to be the only short person working in films.

[@Exequor1]

thats exactly right

[@mark7s980]

They have a lot of nerve calling it "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". They've changed it so much it's not even the same story anymore.

[@schwaaard]

It’s not a lot of nerve. It’s a lack of shame. These people have a seared conscience and are incapable of feeling embarrassed or ashamed of…well…anything. That’s what happens once you’ve sunk to the most debased and perverse version of yourself.

[@heraldofwar]

Disney keep on doubling down on stupid and now we have finally achieved peak content cringe! If you told someone this was a amateur dramatic club you could say fair enough .... But this is from a billion dollar studio!

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Man I wish I could believe that but we've seen it too many times before. Believe me, I hope this is the peak, and I truly don't know where they could go from here but..... I wouldn't be surprised if they announced a 2024 remake of 'Cinderfella'

[@rickhunter6513]

More like quadrupling down

[@yamatotakeru9078]

TRUTH

[@normsti000]

You know I think I once saw an ad for an X-rated "parody" of Snow White that looked much like this.

[@Antifuzz1]

Disney said hold my bud lite, its they/thems time to shine.

[@kenrouse8019]

I loved the comment "Snow White and the 7-Figure Loss"!

[@hectoraccented5312]

Funny but history tells us it'll be more of a 8 or 9 figure loss depending of the movie budget

[@nicoleking772]

Not So White and the Seven-Figure Loss

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

Snow (not) White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Individuals... wait, scratch that, Peter Dinklage complained!

[@daz2742]

Pull up the ladder Peter!! We're supposed to believe that Peter Dinklage could be a master swordsman in Cyrano De Bergerac, and beat six feet tall skilled swordsmen, whilst ignoring the elephant in the room, that it's just not possible in reality. (Regular, and special olympics for fencing). We have to believe a dwarf can be a master swordsman for political correctness, but not dwarves playing dwarves. Insanity.

[@scarlett19b]

😂 *Wait, Scratch That* 🤣 *I see what You did there!*

[@TheCarterKent]

"NAME THE WOKE DWARVES"...what better than for the public to come up with 7 MOST appropriate names for the new Dwarf contingent !

[@MediumRareOpinions]

I think we can keep Dopey

[@karlthorsten9118]

Leprossy, Cancerry, Meningitissy, Lupussy, Hepatitissy, Aidssy and Hivvy.

[@homespace1268]

Meanie, freaky, cringy, wokey, creepy, clowny, and weirdo.👺🤖🤠💩👽🤡🐽

[@corey4805]

Why haven't Disney shareholders sued Disney. Nothing they do seems to make them any money.

[@kencarp57]

Disney has become a parody... of itself. A literal Clown Car of incompetence!

[@paulrasmussen8953]

Dont insult clown cars. They at least work

[@scarlett19b]

@@paulrasmussen8953 *Same goes for Clowns🤡 they actually can act/are talented and don't look as ridiculous as "whatever the Hell this is/supposed to be"!*

[@kencarp57]

@@paulrasmussen8953 OOPS, my bad. Sorry, Clown Cars!

[@seanmcclure]

I’m guessing when this was first planned, they assumed they would release this coming off a string of blockbuster hits. Poor Disney. They are dead.

[@Docktavion]

They keep making them as the media keeps covering for them, too many folk still jizz all over Disney. They hope they can make it over the hill and make this shit “mainstream”.

[@tcook6759]

I’ve been done with Disney for several years now and am enjoying watching the bonfire they have become on the internet. Such a shame as I used to love them. Great job Az.

[@sleepinglionarchives]

How does Disney not know they're a joke at this point? I used to feel excited about their productions as a kid. Then, in recent years, worried. That became dread. Now I feel nothing. They have proven themselves incapable of functioning as an entertainment company

[@thebeard7926]

I just feel disdain for them these days.

[@shaunsaunders531]

Oh, hilarity. Everytime they come out with one of these ridiculous, steaming dog-piles I just laugh now. It's excellent fodder for Az and the rest of the crew. My only regret is the current generation aren't getting the wonderful films I got growing up - unless their parents sit them in front of the originals on DVD.

[@allenlevy3518]

I remember watching the classics with my folks on Sunday evening when I was 10, They had Robin Hood, Dumbo & Pete's Dragon on cable TV. We'd sit in front of the TV & eat dinner as a family watching those greats....Man how Disney has fallen!

[@kinagrill]

I've had a legit worry of having been Mandela-Effect'd into another reality cuz I recall when Disney stuff was GOOD.

[@HERITAGE12]

I think it's time we SERIOUSLY ask whether Disney is a straight up money laundering front. It's the ONLY thing that makes sense now 😂😂😂

[@NeedMorePlebs]

Is making a profit while laundering money a no-no?

[@travisgeorge1553]

Not if they do this for ESG money

[@HerculesBallsInc]

If money laundering is the only explanation, why is every other company going woke too? Are they ALL money laundering? Are they trying to lose money to help Disney cover it up? No... your explanation does not cover the existing facts.

[@stpbasss3773]

​@@NeedMorePlebsDoesn't it seem that way with Disney 😂? They have to be purposely ruining the company by now, nobody could be that stupid and I said this ten flopping movies ago.

[@cyberhype5495]

It's an Agenda.... the same reason CNN loses millions annually but keeps pumping the same propaganda & will never change

[@chaos.corner]

Remember a time when knock-off Disney was generally worse than Disney? At this point, the porn parodies probably have more integrity.

[@krajicsek13]

The cgi in that one Pirates of The Caribbean parody(The one that has an ad on almost every porn site) is actually better than todays Disney live actions

[@etsequentia6765]

What exactly was the request from wardrobe department? *"Give us characters dressed like Hippies from the sixties that were rejected by all the other Hippies because their fashion sense was too awful"?*

[@scarlett19b]

*The Fashion Police called☎️ : They've committed multiple Fashion crimes!*

[@HerculesBallsInc]

Disney hires people based on skin colour, not on competence. They've often had people fill positions doing things they've never done before. It could very well be that they wanted authentic German middle-ages costumes and this was the best their diversity hire could do.

[@SammEater]

At that point they should just grab the staff from the park and use on film, even those theme park outfits are more accurate than this "film".

[@PTHYTQV]

Am I seeing things, or is one guy dressed in an old suit jacket, and a beanie?

[@magicdinsmore3107]

@@scarlett19b The Fashion Police called back: The entire department has committed mass suicide over the hideous direction of culture, culminating with this production of Snow White.

[@erikdolnack846]

I'm LOVING how much fun Az is having with these Snow White videos! His laughter is infectious.

[@floydlooney6837]

Even I thought it might be fake, it was so ridiculous I thought it was parody. You cannot parody these people.

[@Darkstar-se6wc]

Poe’s Law in action. 😂

[@SammEater]

Nah mate, the parodies at least try to have the outfits as close as possible to the original. Even those horrible "Epic Movies" from the mid 2000's had their characters actually looking like the people from the movies they were making fun of.

[@danallison8745]

I am so thankful for woke Disney! because of them I get to watch your hilarious rants! worth it!

[@acid5ive244]

That and i'm saving tons of money, so yea thank you Disney and woke Hollywood in general, stay the course 👍

[@ricktr6861]

After what they did to Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, the Lost Boys (and girls) and the rest, I knew this would be bad but this is a whole different level. I can't wait to hear the rap song they write for it, "YO YO, YO YO IT OFF TO WORKS WE GO"

[@ariamaddison257]

The downfall of Disney is one of the best series in history. I’m so glad I get to be part of this amazing historical event. 🤣

[@Pessimisti_56]

And its live action.

[@joba4848]

One of the few tiny plus’s in this age of shit.

[@CarolFremel-my4hs]

Certainly Walt would have been for its immediate extinction

[@theunknowncommenter725]

Tragic, but necessary.

[@biteme13]

I honestly can't stop laughing. I'm serious, tears are in my eyes from laughing.😅

[@crazyman8472]

“I’d laugh if it wasn’t so pathetic; ah, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway!” HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤡🤣

[@Dat_Jonx]

I swear they money laundering. No way someone gonna intentionally make something that bad and spend 200 lemons on that.

[@baronlemarquis]

The fact Disney said it was fake, mean even them don't believe in their own shit. Ouch

[@kairor77]

I hopped for this to be real and I'm so happy that it is! Because this will be the most colossal failure in the history of filming. Having a black mermaid is one thing but this will top them all.

[@sav7568]

They Brits are giving things a pretty good shake. They have a black Prince Charming, Eliza Doolittle and Anne Boleyn.

[@vissermatt1058]

Just a minor reminder, snow white and steam boat willie started it all. This is how they treat the origin of their companies existance.... What a bunch of tyranical adult children

[@scribesntribes]

I can't believe that after the BILLIONS of dollars they've lost, they are still choosing to stick with "The Message". It's like watching a car crash is ultra slow motion 🙄

[@JDoe-gf5oz]

They just have to last until 2030 when they'll be rewarded for being on the right side of history.

[@amadman8149]

I'm an old man, but sometimes I just rewatch Snow White. There's something magical about it. Just listen to Hi ho, hi ho it's off to work we go! How did it come to this?

[@Kowalski_5]

Disney employees aren't going off to work tho.

[@daz2742]

The Ho part is probably problematic now.

[@AnalPolyps]

Hi Ho, we're coming for your children...

[@amadman8149]

@@AnalPolyps this is the entire problem, Walt could power the entire planet if we put a dynamo in his grave!

[@scarlett19b]

@@amadman8149 *He's cremated⚱ though but I'm sure His urn has broken into a million little pieces.. It literally shattered after what happened to the Classics He created with His older brother, wife & employees!*

[@Thanatos2996]

I don’t know how they’re even expecting to sell Mud Brown and the Seven Hippies. The dwarves are the most memorable part of that movie; if they don’t have anyone recognizable as Happy or Grumpy or Dopey, then they don’t have much familiar iconography left to con people into buying tickets.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

I can GUARANTEE that 'Grumpy' is a white male, as is 'Dopey'. And can also GUARANTEE that 'Doc' is a diverse black female in STEM who is a GIRLBOSS.

[@FoxyCAMTV]

Why didn't you say Chocolate brown or wheat brown...Why mud brown? You people are only politically keeping your mouths shut,still the racism is bubbling out.

[@Thanatos2996]

@@FoxyCAMTV wheat isn’t brown, and chocolate isn’t something you find in nature like snow, plus it didn’t exist in the setting of the story. The natural analogies that occur to me here are mud, dirt, earth, or maybe wood, and of those, brown as mud seems the most similar to saying something is white as snow to me. It’s not racism, it’s just a play on the name of the character. I happen to think the actress is a very good looking woman, just that she’s an extremely poor choice for this particular story.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

@@FoxyCAMTV Since you obviously are too dense to understand, the analogy is meant to underscore that the substitution is less desirable. You are ASSUMING that it is less desirable because of racism, and really the only way you could believe that is because you refuse to listen to anyone's ACTUAL reasons. I don't expect you to listen to this explanation either, but hopefully other people can see it and decide for themselves whether they want to be counted among people who have to constantly pretend everything that is happening in the world isn't happening to get by.

[@endangeredspecies8441]

Yeah Disney we are done here. It’s not that they can’t do anything right, it that they actively refuse to do anything right. They are insistent on pissing you off.

[@jamestacardi8767]

Keep it coming Disney....burn that money....I love seeing that ECG money burn on the alter of Woke & agenda....

[@Kangaroo-Flavored-Shoelaces]

The top executives at Disney must know that this movie will bomb. Knowing this, why would you still commit to failure? I’m so overwhelmingly astonished. It’s as if they’re deliberately making an effort to sink their own company. I hope one day an informative documentary comes out and explains Disney’s recklessness.

[@SarahC2]

(same being silly, but only mostly) It's the AI, man! It's been controlling the systems for about 10 years. It's experimenting, exploring, making changes, .... controlling..... can you feel the strange singular drive from all these companies, institutions, governments around the world? It has them in it's control!

[@unkeptorc9656]

the picture looks like something you would see in a Halloween costume ad

[@jayg1438]

from the 1970s

[@legiran9564]

We live in an era where Phoenix Games with Snow White And The Seven Clever Boys has more respect to the source material than Disney.

[@jackmesrel4933]

Ah, a fellow Caddicarus fan, nice

[@Jonkin715]

I do not even know what that is, yet I completely believe you.

[@JoakimOtamaa]

​@@jackmesrel4933"This is my song, I'll sing it now.... Hello girls and boiiiiis!"

[@jasminemendoza5103]

More like Disney is copying Pheonix games.

[@spritemon98]

The what now??

[@SirPreyas]

This has been said before and I'll say it again: Disney deserves their failures.

[@Binxalot]

Honestly i think the Disney board is trying to purposely destroy the company. There is no logical reason that explains why they keep beating this dead horse of diversified remakes.

[@SilusGrundy]

Just when you think Disney can't dig their grave any deeper....

[@MajorSmurf]

You know what is a pet peeve of mine that I wish Hollywood fantasy films would stop doing. STOP giving characters modern multi-coloured clothing that requires modern technology to create. Pick a colour for a piece of clothing that you want for a character and stick to it with different colours coming from different pieces of clothing. Stop with the patterns designs as well. The only pattern that wouldn't annoy me is basic ones like squares of different coloured wool/cotton/leather snitched together. How the hell would any of the Dwarves have the time to dye their clothing like that. Everything looks and feels modern and it annoys the hell out of me. It's a fantasy based in real life times where we know clothing wasn't anywhere close to being this well crafted. Some people forget this but everything was hand-made including clothes till the industrial revolution. The Dwarves lived in a cabin the middle of the woods wouldn't have access to this. How is a film made over 80 years ago got better character design then this.

[@fuseblower8128]

Well, at least they've found a use for Target's Pride Collection 😂

[@TheDudeAbides180]

Come on, we knew they were real, that's 2023 Disney 'entertainment' right there

[@Drak976]

I'm honestly surprised people didn't think it was real. I keep waiting for disney to really go there and start releasing 2 mice 1 cup type content.

[@bio-weaponn5576]

Oh please Disney put EVERYTHING you have left into this movie, I'll totally be 'rooting' for you.

[@revan.3994]

I cannot believe that e.g. Black Rock and other investors pulled the plug on Disney already years ago.... But it seems these investors goal is no longer to make money... which is totally beyond understanding.

[@bunberrier]

Shhhhhh Dont stop them This is the part where we "never get in the way" as the phrase goes

[@cyberleaderandy1]

When Disney tells you something you know the opposite is true.

[@grimdicer152]

Should've called it Snow black and her gender fluid 7 companions

[@nicoleking772]

Not So White and the Seven Hipster Zoomers

[@clearviewmike]

Sell your Disney stock.

[@mustafachoudhury3368]

Snow brown is the correct tittle here but the black representation will come in the form of 'the huntsman' character

[@juanpablosaenz9037]

Nieves Blanco and the Seven freaks from Portland.

[@michaelpettersson4919]

Her? Are you assuming Snowwhite's gender?

[@The_Zilli]

Is Disney trying to re-enact Brewster's Millions but instead of Millions, its Billions?

[@dwavenminer]

We cant even make parodies of Disney anymore...theyre doing it themselves

[@kizmo2317]

Watching Disney's antics is like watching your alcoholic uncle with terminal liver cirrhosis fall off the wagon time and time again.

[@1stAmendmentorDie1776]

After 3 strikes you start to root for him to just end it.

[@backcountry164]

Sand Tan and the 7 they/thems

[@Serr8edGrin]

BUT Disney's self destruction is actually hilarious.

[@speciallasagna8521]

Provided that uncle also abused your little sister when you were children.

[@4gottencrackaz]

How can a comment be so accurate and fucking sad at the same time?

[@bordocofrivia2896]

My question is, how can Disney produce flops so many times and still have enough to make more flops? Makes no sense to me.

[@NavySharkz]

That's why they're slaves to Black Rock and the government, they're the one's who keep giving these woke studios the money.

[@hectoraccented5312]

Credits, people that spend money in their parks and hotels and "creative accounting"

[@juanjoseleonvarea2495]

Because to make these productions they have to ask for bank loans and since the loans are more likely to be granted if they comply with ESG credits (environmentalism, diversity equality policies, etc.), they have to do things like that, even though they know they are going to be a failure. There are also investors who use those ESG credits to improve their company's credits and thus give them more money for the companies from which they actually make a profit. For example: a company that manufactures shoes, but pollutes, has few ESG points, so it is difficult for them to grant bank credit. If they invest in such a movie or series, they improve their ESG credits and make it easier to raise the money to invest in their factories.

[@jayg1438]

the cultish brainwashing is real

[@magnemoe1]

@@juanjoseleonvarea2495 If you are an billion dollar company you can use the international credit marked, Japan or Switzerland comes to mind. I think its more about woke investors thinking ESG was an good idea and they are obviously backing woke companies. Think ideology nor economic and Hollywood accounting making it hard to measure how much an movie makes unless its an total flop.

[@tdsdave]

I remember Dinklage saying the Dwarfs should not actually be dwarfs, I suppose becoming wealthy on various series he gave no craps about the opportunities for others .

[@scarlett19b]

*That's exactly what PD did!*

[@SammEater]

Yeah, that whole thing was really just a pathetic excuse to save his career, after all there could be 7 potential threats to his position as the most famous dwarf actor.

[@thehorrornoobs5481]

I’m at a loss for words…I didn’t think they would go this low but I was wrong before.

[@MrShanbo99]

Disney should dig out a VHS copy of the bandits and see how its done properly.

[@jayg1438]

this photo smells of Patchouli and regret. Your rant was amazing.

[@milesshields2643]

Don’t forget B.O. and self righteousness

[@matrix3509]

That image of the "dwarves" is truly special. Its so goddamn bad it almost can't be memed on.

[@magicdinsmore3107]

Gotta love the giant in the back, the one with opioid eyes and a hoodie.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

My mom knows nothing about the culture war but I showed her those "dwarves" and she laughed uproariously.

[@TheDon266]

"snow brown and the seven Seattle baristas", genius😂😅

[@yamatotakeru9078]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffrix27]

And I thought that this pic was a picture of current CRT kindergarten teachers.... Was I wrong!

[@darinmckenney1806]

These “actors” have to know that they are not hired for their skills, but will laugh all the way to the bank. So much is wrong with movie. LARPing does pay.

[@gags730]

You instantly explode in laughter when you see the Snow White images. You don't even have to add a caption to these images they are an instant meme. How does Disney think this is going to be a success? Whoever is responsible for this movie is so far gone they need to be fired. Anyone involved in the production of this film who thinks this is a good idea needs to be fired. This is complete insanity. What the F'k is this? Really what are we looking at?

[@batboy555]

I about spit out the gummy bears I was eating laughing so hard.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

It's true. My mom doesn't follow any of this culture war stuff and even she laughed when I showed her those pictures.

[@gags730]

I really would like to know what experience the Costume Designer has. This literally has to be their first gig. It reminds me of the early 90s all they need are some Swatch Watches and they could be in a Cindi Lauper video. 'Snow White just wants to have fun...'

[@SmokeyTheHeir]

I did think the dwarf only had one arm, because that ment they’d catch 2 birds with 1 political correct stone…

[@johnellisbushbush]

They’d be better off just re-releasing originals in the cinema… Minimal cost and people might want to go watch it be it the classic Disney animated classics for the Pixar classics. But no they’d rather continue to decimate themselves on their 100th anniversary.

[@michaelplowman8674]

The money they could make that way is insane, but they'd rather send a MeSsAgE for MoDeRn AuDiEnCeS.

[@winterwolfsden]

Yup. With schools out for the summer dropping originals in theatre seems like a no Brainerd. Hell they ought to be doing that a fair discount in attempt to win fans back.

[@stevedelie8145]

Disney has hit rock bottom. They are in a failure spiral and he points this out in a hilarious way.

[@parapendejadas4913]

Snow Brown and the 7 Seattle Baristas!..🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@bidennumbskull7613]

😆🤣😆… Disney will NEVER see another dollar from me an my family. What a pile of filth!

[@TheAmbientMage]

Az has clearly lost some grip on reality after all this self abuse and I am all here for it.

[@paulrasmussen8953]

I want more of it

[@onurkneezb]

wait, the new Snow White is Columbian now??? The name Snow White takes on a new meaning...

[@ericfrancisco6615]

Yes I can see it now. Snow Brown, after taking down the Huntsman with her Dwarven cartel, consumes copious amount of blow and exclaims "El Scorpio is reeeaaaadyyyyy!!!"

[@jayg1438]

I see what you did there. Hunter's Columbian marching powder must have made an appearance to green light this disaster.

[@josephfisher426]

Which itself was already done, in the pilot for Magnum...

[@dutchdykefinger]

@@jayg1438 if we're talking Hunter Biden, sometimes it's also parmesan cheese though :')

[@xerotonin6776]

I can't believe this comment doesn't have more liked that's hilarious

[@gentugo]

It just keeps getting worse.

[@TheGrimReaper9884]

WTF, from the former home of wholesome family entertainment, totally agree that actual people with dwarfism, complained they were being denied lucrative Panto jobs.

[@JanelleDianeH]

I can't wait for more of this! You've had me rolling on the floor since this photo was released! I will say, Dave Ruben called the tall one "Rapey", which nearly killed me, but you OWN this subject. 😂

[@davidschmidt8553]

The circle is complete. "Snow White" was Disney's first feature film, and "No White" will--I hope--be the last.

[@jdranetz]

I think the higher ups thought those terrible pictures couldn't possibly real. Until, they made a call to a producer on site.

[@Timelord007]

Disney is the only company i swear doesn't like to make money, they losing billions yet cannot accept any criticism as why the general public don't support there films or TV shows.

[@maggoli67]

CLEARLY, the best choices for the roles.

[@Fuck_google666]

Disney was lying??!1 No way... 😏

[@AP-ng1bm]

I know a jobs a job, but seriously wtf is Gal Gadot thinking ??

[@KomboEzaliTe]

"Oh, sweet, another franchise is being ruined! I hate the audience. Hail Satan and pass me some more of that honey roasted baby."

[@marychocolatefairy]

Tbf, she'd already signed on by the time they started doing strange things with the 7 dwarves, lol.

[@PoopaChallupa]

No White and the 7 diversity

[@Imlaor25]

They are panicking and I love it

[@JaimesPlahn]

Where Are The Picks, Shovels And Work Tools? Truly I Believe They Are Off To Work At a Seattle Espresso Joint.

[@wcw2793]

These outrageously high budgets have to be money laundering schemes. The effects don't look like they were made for that much because of how awful they look.

[@johannw7933]

Snow Brown and the Seven Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers and Scientists. This is going to bomb like Adam22's marriage.

[@uncleclaps44]

Snow Bint and the Seven Sympathy Hires.

[@joeyellis850]

Notice how "Snow White's" costume is in the ball park of authentic but the "Seven Magical People" look like they just walked out of Walmart. You have to wonder who made that call?!

[@scarlett19b]

*However the Red Cloak looks very cheap.. like a Halloween costume ordered online.. It's that hideous!*

[@joeyellis850]

@@scarlett19b Your not wrong! The cloak reminds me of a picnic table cloth. The yellow skirt isn't much better. In the photo you can see her top is blue.... they really went for the primary color route. Like a walking Easter Egg!

[@scarlett19b]

@@joeyellis850 *I've seen cosplayers with a more beautifull cloak and dress..*

[@Jim-Mc]

Did the same with the live action Beauty and the Beast. They're trying to remove things from their historical roots, i.e.18th c France, Germany, and make them pure fantasy.

[@joeyellis850]

@@Jim-Mc They can make them pure fantasy and not have them look like they came from a kids 3rd grade play.

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

When something looks so bad, people try to tell themselves it's fake💀

[@phantom_not_chopper]

Meet the cast now, find out about their scandals later. Will they vet them; no. Will they defend them when it's revealed they are deviants and criminals; yes.

[@MR.WiseGorilla]

Disney is a completely joke. I hate them.

[@anthonywilliams7052]

We need a new story of Snw Brrrrown with the 7 children, all from different baby daddies. Mommy is strong and independent and "don't need no man", they get 7 checks every month from each "daddy" and daddy guppy - ment. A documentary.

[@r.billasackerl5536]

I feel like Emma Watson should publicly apologize for taking away the job of a beautiful black woman in Beauty and the Beast..

[@brando3424]

Wym

[@JDoe-gf5oz]

She probably would if someone prominent made a stink.

[@darylrichardson8567]

They don’t mind being called dwarf or midget & THEY ARE DIFFERENT. Call a midget a dwarf & they will promptly inform you they’re TALLER than dwarves. Little person is condescending & they hate that term.

[@humbertoventura1344]

Disney is shitting on its most important art piece. How endearing.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

Ahahahahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂 Could this movie look or sound any worse?

[@yamatotakeru9078]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RiFFxxx]

They all look like they're about to sell you the Big issue.

[@maxbrandt6]

They look like they got their costumes out of a last chance bin at Goodwill! 🤣