Snow White Looks Hilariously Bad

The first pictures have leaked from the set of Disney's latest live action remake, Snow White. And well... they're not exactly flattering. Could this end up being Disney's biggest flop yet?
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[@zoltanban6988]

As a European, I am deeply offended by Disney's systematic purge of Europeans from their own folklore. Are we not good enough to star in our own folk stories?

[@Bredaxe]

Amen.

[@smgdfcmfah]

You must be racist to even ask such a question. How DARE you?!?

[@Franklowry980]

Nope

[@jaimeosbourn3616]

Apparently not.

[@kayleighc1681]

You're offended by everything though aren't you snowflake?

[@GrunesGemuse]

I loved the part where the Evil Queen and Snow White came together and agreed that beauty is a social construct and lived happily ever after

[@BustyIndian5000]

Dude...... this might happpen

[@als3022]

Spoiler warning needed

[@fuwto]

At least we would get some good lesbian porn 🤣😂🤣

[@AYFKMRN]

While simultaneously skewering the Portland refugees with their bare hands, all while proclaiming that GENDER IS NOT REAL!! So brave. Much empowerment.

[@CowboyRobot2000]

As lesbians.

[@johnsharpe6411]

Disney has replaced "happily ever after" with "miserable forever more".

[@jeffreylawrence6928]

Nice one - I wish I thought of that…

[@KingofAwesomness14]

damn, this is good, real good! Nice work!

[@tarapetrovic5125]

hehehe :D

[@lalehiandeity1649]

Not forever. It’ll end when Disney dies.

[@erikbihari3625]

@@lalehiandeity1649. Damn, I hope, so walt can finally stop, spinning in his grave!

[@thekittehman]

Why is Peter Dinklage offended about dwarves being played in Snow White (and the 7 dwarves) when he had no problem playing dwarf in GoT?

[@jenniek8391]

Maybe because his character in GoT was a well-rounded human being who had agency and was just "a dwarf" who was reduced to a single adjective. Is that clear enough for you, or do you need more info?

[@joserobertosolismerlin5527]

​@@jenniek8391And then Hornswoggle said that Dinklage cost 7 of them work

[@snelgrave101]

Because he's made it to the top using his dwarfism, now no-one else has to be allowed to because Peter said so.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

@@snelgrave101 I suppose that would make Dinklage the Uncle Tom of midgets. EDIT: Would that be Uncle Tom Thumb?

[@Wishmaster787]

​@@jenniek8391Or maybe he's just a prick that pulled the ladder up behind himself and screwed over fellow dwarf actors.

[@olafgurke4699]

As a German, I have to say that no matter how hard you butchered the pronouncing of that text passage, Disney butchered the fairy tale much, much worse. Can I scream cultural appropriation at them now? They like that term, don't they?

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

Tf are you on about? Even their original adaptions were shite and disrespectful to the true stories... Not like this is any new. Why care about this change now when they had already practically rewritten whole parts of the story??

[@MF-kc9lk]

comming soon: from "Abysney" in association with "Netshit" The real Doku-Drama in 10 episodes for mordern audience. "My Fuerer" with Dave Chappelle as the main charakter "A.Hitler"

[@TheOrangeRoad]

Don't worry about it, Soon your country will match this character's skin color

[@AK-jb9pb]

​@@TheOrangeRoadno we are darker tbh. Thanks to Angela

[@AtlatlMan]

Germans don't count as people anymore. Just ask the people that own Disney.

[@misterfischer2177]

What a noble man Peter Dinklage is. Helping those little actors to stay unemployed so they can preserve their dignity. What a guy.

[@musicsoul4037]

his fcking ego and fear of competition got the best of him

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

i was so confused by that, i thought it was the other way around but the fact he's against it is just mind boggling

[@takatamiyagawa5688]

@@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 I'm sure he thinks he's doing real short people a favor by not allowing them to be cast as a slightly non-human race that lives with their own kind away from other people. Still, roles like Tyrion Lannister where he figuratively towers above other characters with his skill in politics and strategy, are rare.

[@stuartspencer2161]

Dinklage made his money. Why would he want any other actor come and take over the niche he made for himself? All hail the King of the Dwarves.

[@jaywoodo6978]

@@takatamiyagawa5688 lucky him

[@Critter97]

I swear we have officially hit the point where the vast majority of fanfics have better writing than 97% of the stuff that’s canon these days. How did this get so many likes?

[@ellie_stipp3337]

LMAO

[@proudbrogressive315]

That's actually pretty accurate. Even those dogshit Naruto yaoi fanfics have much better storytelling than AAA mainstream abominations.

[@nathanseper8738]

If not for excessive copyright laws, these writers could have the ability to make their own movies.

[@GlowBerryPumpkin]

It's funny how directors and people who make games used to be seen as creative geniuses. Now people are probably getting the vibe that the only way to get ahead in these fields is to care out loud about progressive ideals. I don't even know why games barely function on release day.

[@Critter97]

@@GlowBerryPumpkin Whatever makes them more money I guess.

[@Lucas-de-Andrade-de-Oliveira]

"Almost White and the seven minorities"

[@Kyra-qn3nh]

Off White and the Seven Diversity Hires 😂

[@stormbowman7148]

Imagine having the original be the highest grossing animated feature of all time, and the re-make being the feature having the highest loss of all time. That would be something.

[@ngultrum1]

Funny thing is, Snow White is essentially Disney's cope when it comes to money. Every time they lost a lot of money, they just re-released it. > Facing financial troubles due to WW2? re-release Snow White. > Going through a lull because Walt Disney himself died? re-release Snow White. > On the brink of bankruptcy because the 80s are your worst decade yet? re-release Snow White. Now they'll lose money FROM Snow White.

[@liamphibia]

Walt is continuously rolling in his grave rn.

[@damian131313131313]

I doubt it, people will still take/send their kids to go and see it. That will probably be the only revenue stream though.

[@artist4308]

From a quick google search of "highest grossing animated film of all time", the results show that it's the 2019 Lion King remake. Kill me.

[@trequor]

​@@damian131313131313Idk man this might be a step too far. Especially after parents sat through Little Mermaid. I dont think anyone is willing to listen to another disney rap(e).

[@Dan-Payne]

The German language being spoken in a thick Scottish accent might be the single most terrifying way to convey the spoken word

[@zenster1097]

You know you like it. Lol.

[@valueinvestor77]

Oh I don’t know? There’s been the odd Austrian that made the German language even more scary than the harsh language that it already is.

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

We love it when he talks dirty, so does Tatianna!

[@Nirual]

⁠​⁠@@valueinvestor77, that guy has nothing to do with how more “terrifying” German sounds. Germans and Austrians spoke long before that man was even born, and it was still a rough, unique language, spoken by sane and mad men alike. That’s like saying that odd fellow from Georgia made the Russian language scarier than what it is. I’ve actually learned the language, and once you hear it (sans) the drinker, it is not as “terrifying” as you think.

[@1ManNamedDan]

This made me laugh out loud. A close runner up to melt the mind would be Klingon with a Jamaican accent.

[@madeinstien]

We've had the writers strike We got the actor's strike Now we need the viewer's strike to finally hammer in the final nail in Hollywood's coffin

[@colap3848]

Hear Hear! I'm boycotting all live action remakes from Disney, until they stop erasing white women.

[@guyginator]

Already striking. Hit them in the wallet.

[@paulkelly2701]

I've only seen Mario Brothers, Sound of Freedom and will see MI 7. So you could say I'm boycotting...the garbage stuff and being hyper picky.

[@Steve_643]

That’s the best idea I’ve heard in a while. This woke BS needs to end

[@pauloasotor]

@@paulkelly2701 watching sound of freedom is kind of the opposite of being "super picky", but, ok.

[@AS-qi9mb]

Somebody once said "Just because you have new paint, does that mean you repaint the Mona Lisa?" and I think that is the most accurate way to describe these remakes. Changing classic movies to conform to modernistic ideologies is dumb because it is like trying to gloss over history to a point where history is unrecognizable. Not all past history is great but you have to still acknowledge that *it exists* regardless of how modern audiences look back on it now. The original Snow White is a timeless masterpiece because it is itself a part of history and history is reflected in it.

[@Lotsolov4u]

Very well said. In 100 years the originals will still be "the classics" while the remakes will just stay "the remakes"

[@Skeletal33]

Disney literally cut 21 dwarves from finding substantial work: 7 cast members, 7 stand-ins, and 7 stunt doubles. Those roles would have been huge for them

[@MelbourneArchviz]

it's just 7, non famous people stand in for themselves and when it comes for stunts they actually work harder and do their own.

[@Darkstar-se6wc]

Peter Dinklage didn’t want the competition.

[@ranchokitty1]

@@Darkstar-se6wc he pulled the ladder up after him.

[@chriswhite3692]

@@Darkstar-se6wc That is one way of looking at it.

[@soldierside365]

Hahaha ‘huge for them’

[@dms-f16]

As a kid growing up in a post-soviet country, Disney books & movies were there to show me the power of dreams and creativity. We had rampant inflation, no jobs, poor pay, but damn, each time mom brought me a Disney book it was Christmas. I wanted to become an animator and work for Disney. I studied art, did everything. Now I'm an adult, do art for a living, but working for Disney is the last thing I wanna do! I wanna empower more indie creators and bring back originality. It's high time! EDIT: Thank you all for your encouragement! Let's all make cool stories! ❤

[@joelibironke8101]

Go for it man✌✌

[@danielrudolf5441]

Old Soviet cartoons were pretty awesome TBH.

[@EthanDarke]

​@@danielrudolf5441shoe and shoelace, one is meaningless without other

[@machupikachu1085]

@@EthanDarke umm...shoes don't need shoelaces...

[@Splucked]

♥

[@Honkytaco]

My mom was born in a tiny village in Mexico, she use to LOVE Snow White , that was her favorite movie as a kid and when I showed her this she said it was the most humiliating thing she’s ever seen , funny how she related to a princess without having to be the same color as her, Disney got it all backwards

[@Grunge_Cycling]

I get where you're coming from but to be fair Mexicans have a lot of internalized racism from the colonial history. But yeah, don't mess with people's childhood memory.

[@ankina86]

I am Polish and I never needed a Disney princess to look like me to relate to her. I think that these days people are very narcissistic.

[@proudbrogressive315]

​@@Grunge_Cycling It has nothing to do with so called "internalized racism". It has to do with the fact that mexicans aren't obssessed with the toxic racist culture that permeates the US. I have distant relatives from there and can tell, from personal experience with them, that they don't see every single goddamn thiing through a racial lens. That's almost exclusively a liberal white american perspective. Mexicans don't need virtue signalled representation, because their collective prehispanic culture spans millennia. Even before the US even existed at all.

[@dealerhealer3673]

​@@Grunge_Cyclingyou been to America buddy?

[@popmerde]

​@@ankina86no, it's called stupidity, not narcissism

[@spankyharland9845]

3:34 I love how Gal Gadot is looking off at a distance and thinking how this young actress in front of her is literally ruining her career with disney....classic.

[@FairyTanya]

gal gadot would made a much better snow white, she even looks like her

[@blackblurable]

She’s also part of the problem

[@Grimnir_x]

She's ruining her own career, shes an awful little 'anti cop's insect who does not deserve any of the opportunities thrust upon her.

[@FairyTanya]

thats a stupid thought, how her nationality even matters here? unless you are just being racist/hater@@TheJunkerVerse

[@FairyTanya]

@TheJunkerVerse if you knew much about israelies you would know that like more then half of us originate from europe, not only middle east. gal gadots ancestors are from western europe , like germany and such. oh wait, isnt it where snow white is from? face palm.

[@CheeseHater-ty1fz]

Rachel Ziegler: “Finding love wasn’t even in Snow White’s mind.” The lyrics to the first song Snow White sings: “I’m wishing for the one I love to find me today”

[@DrakeSilver]

The fact that they can't even give snow white of all movies the respect it deserves shows how far Disney has fallen.

[@bitty_beastly47]

We don't need any more examples to see how far disney has fallen. They're talking about selling itthe company

[@ohior3al874]

Just wait they are going to make a live action remake of Steamboat Willie.

[@maxsommers6843]

Although it wasn't as significant, you could also say the same about The Little Mermaid. That movie basically saved Disney from a years long commercial and critical slump, and kickstarted the very successful Disney Rennaisance period through the 90s. They really don't give a shit about the company's legacy.

[@nordicvader5755]

The real Disney is dead, and has been dead for decades.

[@michaeltonson5325]

The protagonist is no different than the villan if she only thinks about herself.

[@AccursedSun]

@jf2176 Women are "queans", actually. Quean, which means "an ill-behaved girl or woman" and "prostitute". They're just misspelling it!

[@grd6513]

​@jf2176 "all" 🤢

[@krimson4626]

@jf2176 Ah yes "Queens" but only in their own worlds.

[@penny1545]

Wendy from Peter Pan and Wendy: Hey! Knock! Knock! Who's there? :)

[@catinabox5586]

​@jf2176I wouldn't say all, but I believe this is primarily affecting the next generation. Numerous issues are caused by ourselves because we live in a time when we are simply too privileged, which has made the new generations extremely insensitive to any type of problem, whether serious and reasonable or something stupid. I woud say that this movie would mostlikely flop and it's appropriate to be outraged about it, however I hope we'd focus more on issues the world really needs our solutions to.

[@vrishanksingh7674]

Me and the boys on our way to watch 'Off-White and The Seven Minorities'

[@janspeer7924]

Bewdy luv it

[@ShonkV]

its more entertaining to watch the critical drinkers rant than literally any of the Disney remakes

[@osiris7800]

sadly true

[@wuhhlfarg5578]

I'd watch hours of him insulting modern media on a big screen

[@OptimisticCynic715]

I can't even sit through the movies anymore, but there are plenty of funny critiques to enjoy.

[@Lizardman1997]

For real

[@ianwilliam3811]

Our girl Emily Blunt got it right when she said whenever she gets a script that says 'strong female lead' she chucks it straight in the bin.

[@Anthony-dq4dl]

She's pretty...whats the word.....BLUNT about it

[@baylorsailor]

She must understand that trope has worn very thin in the last two decades.

[@CaughtIn35mm]

somebody that actually cares about movies fs, you can do strong female characters like she did in edge of tomorrow but its just that a strong female character theyre not preaching just making interesting details for the audience

[@jinpachibobochan3532]

She's quite blunt

[@Alp-xe6ty]

​@@CaughtIn35mmyeah but the problem is, instead of talented writers writing well constructed stories with strong, relatable characters, we now have political activists posing as writers and using film and TV as a platform to push their individual ideologies onto the rest of the world. All of these characters are just a reflection of the power fantasies they play in their head. They have no emotional intelligence or consideration for other points of view, so all they do is pump out the exact same thing over and over again. Becase we aren't getting films and shows written by competent writers. It's all political power plays now.

[@TheRagdollrejects]

“We need to be inclusive by removing all these characters with dwarfism” - Disney are just trying to lose money at this point.

[@RoboRoby321]

Not only that but replacing them with black fat women, because there is a scale of diversity and some minorities are more important than others

[@hanuman3527]

Ran by NPC’s. They have no idea how to be creative.

[@RabbitholeIsrael]

yes, i think they have meatings discussing how they can possibly loose more money. Looks like they are a very inventive bunch.

[@SapunMan]

Trying? They're succeeding.

[@erikbihari3625]

@@SapunMan. Yes!

[@turkeyman631]

I got to say I'm getting super tired of these outspoken actors and actresses acting like their opinions matter more because of their occupation. These people are so similar to the people they hate and they dont even see it.

[@jenniek8391]

Yeah, just like I'm a little tired of these KZbinrs having meltdowns over bloody Disney films.

[@arizkabir2628]

​@@jenniek8391 make your own story.😊

[@jamesandrews8698]

Most actors are shallow and stupid. Don't get me wrong I love movies.

[@AlextheLordofFire]

I can’t help but feel like the seven dwarfs, instead of looking like miners, now look like a group of homeless men squatting together in the same abandoned house.

[@fynkozari9271]

What is Disney doing changing every character to black? Like who are they trying to please? Mermaid already black why not alternate snow white to white? It's right in the name.

[@danieldickson8591]

The animated dwarfs had charm, I see no charm in this group.

[@jen1ce]

💀

[@vida2559]

6 pirate and the 1 dwarf

[@joelstands9]

Looks stupid I’m Tired of these race swaps

[@franciscodanconia4324]

The dwarves were very positively portrayed in the original. Yes they were somewhat silly sometimes, but they took in and cared for a stranger, and demonstrated great bravery. In short they were heroes in the story just as much as Prince Charming.

[@BlueRidgeBubble]

And dwarves are not little people! They're their own species. Lol

[@Elerad]

As my friend's young daughter said, when we attempted to explain to her the reasons Disney provided for why they weren't going to be in the remake, "But... they're the good guys."

[@jimjamauto]

It's a knife-ear plot to write the honorable dwarves out of history

[@prestonroberts2941]

"In SHORT!?" What the HELL do you mean by that, sir, or ma'am, or them, or xim, or whichever pronoun you identify as!!!? /s :D

[@kiri2848]

I mean, the way they were portrayed, was also pretty realistic, because they were miners and miners in medieval times werent of the tallest builds. The constant exposure to toxic fumes and lack of oxygen in the mines will do that to you over a lifetime when you start working as a minor. There also was a generall need to be compact because medieval mines were not especially grand in design nor execution. Thats why the hats of the miners were so long and stood up as they were filled with straw to protect the head against falling rocks. At least as well as was feasible back then.

[@timbaland1981]

As a Nigerian who grew up reading Enid Blyton's books -Famous Five, Secret Seven, Wishing Chair Again, etc.- I cannot bear the decimation of the beautiful stories that exposed me to cultures continents away , way before the internet. We have amazing Nigerian and African fiction to share with the world so we do not need to see ourselves forced into the narratives of others, rather let us appreciate their own originality and ingenuity.

[@farmschoolchicks1913]

I’d love to see 1990’s-Disney versions of folktales from around the world. That was my main point around The Little Mermaid. I know Africa has SO many mermaid tales, why retell the one everyone knows?

[@mogaman28]

You are asking that rich white people from the USA learn something about real African culture?! 😂 See what happened with The Woman King, they choose to represent a bunch of enslavers as heroes!

[@TheSealOfTheRose]

I agree I don't believe children themselves care if they characters look each other or not. When I was a kids my favourite cartoon was hugo the hippo, which was set in Zanzibar and all the children in it where black.

[@alanparsonsfan]

@timbaland1981 In a perfect world, Disney would come to their senses and animate your African fiction thoughtfully, without pandering. I think that would be a great thing to see, but I'm not holding my breath. I think it will take an African millionaire to fund it so that it can happen.

[@luke571]

As a German I don't know any African or Nigerian fairytales, but I'd be interested to see them! Good comment and good take.

[@mpb3481]

My problem with the casting of Rachel Zegler isn’t only that she isn’t “snow white” as the titular character has been very specifically described, but also how could anyone deem her more beautiful than Gal Gadot? That was the premise of the tale - the Queen’s jealousy drove her to want Snow White dead. I can’t imagine someone who looks like Gal Gadot being jealous of or insecure about Rachel Zegler who’s pretty enough (when she isn’t making the oddest faces) but not by any stretch a great beauty.

[@BigGamingBossMan]

I mean to be fair, the Queen in the original movie before she transformed wasn’t exactly ugly

[@mpb3481]

@@BigGamingBossMan That’s exactly my point. The Queen was the fairest in the land until Snow White came along. Gal Gadot is a beauty (Miss Israel anyone?). Rachel Zegler is pretty in a dime-a-dozen kind of way. Why would anyone who looks like Gal Gadot be jealous of her?

[@alphara_harold]

@@mpb3481 Some people assumed that's the character arc of Evil Queen. Even when she's way prettier than anyone in the world, she will still be evil and get jealous of others' normal look. Maybe the original cartoon didn't make to seem that way (as Snow White in cartoon seems prettier than queen) but the live action is going in this direction because Gadot surely is prettier than Rachel.

[@dr.medieval1131]

Snow White was Disney's first full-length movie, and this version looks to be one of their last. It's almost poetic in its level of hubris.

[@sailnekkid]

Saw the original "Snow White" on black & white TV when I was a kid..... Movie made 8 years before I was born..... (1937?)

[@greatclubsandwich5612]

It all comes full circle... THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIFFFFEE!!!

[@mattstorm6568]

Meh, reality is there's always an army of slushheads who line up to watch these movies no matter what, even those who complain about the anti-white, anti-male propaganda.

[@Meowpheus101]

The Original Snow White was not only Disney's first full length feature film. It was a huge risk taken by Walt that his own brother & investors were totally against as they thought an animated movie would never ever make money. So Walt funded this film himself and the pay off was not only huge, but it created a whole new mega popula genre of film. Walt Disney was a creative visionary that took risks in the name of *NEW IDEAS, IMAGINATION, PROMOTING GOOD MORALS, THE POWER OF LOVE AND FAMILY VALUES* My how far has Disney broken away from its roots. Now they're just morally & creatively bankrupt hacks that lack any vision and prefer to just plagiarise, memberberry and lecture on highly divisive political ideology that has no place whatsoever in family entertainment.

[@saoghail9769]

@@Meowpheus101 Walt is rolling in his grave right now.

[@tiberiusblack659]

The way Gal Gadot wanted no part of what she was saying is VERY telling.

[@osmanyousif7849]

She’s like, “Is this child ever gonna be done?”.

[@kzero1499]

seriously, and that's coming from one of the delusional hollywood stars that was singing about lockdowns for the plebs from her mansion a few years ago lmao

[@VnVnV-893]

It's a spectrum of woke idiots. Just because gal is on it doesn't mean her co-star can't be an even greater idiot.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Disney used to touch our hearts, now they touch us inappropriately.

[@Gimmerent69]

💀

[@randomt800kiddo2]

🤨🤨🤨

[@SoDap7]

That’s wicked

[@clairvoyance6847]

@@SoDap7id even say….. maleficent

[@fatesiesifat6034]

😂😂

[@sarahrenkoski4311]

Disney deserves what they get. "CANCELLED". The garbage has to stop. Loved Snow White as a child. She was loved and protected by MEN.

[@apollyon9946]

Snow White is the complete antithesis to feminist Hollywood. It is a story which portrays a jealous, narcissistic, envious woman as evil and a kind woman who protects the small weak men as a hero. As a reward for her pureness of heart and resillience she is essentially rewarded by the ideal man and lives happily ever after. I bet the Evil Queen will be portrayed as a hero in this version.

[@Vahn421]

This is a fantastic way of looking at the story.

[@MrMittens1974]

They cast Gal Gadot so the audience is expected to sympathise with her exactly as they did with Cruella and Maleficent. Evil is being championed.

[@Lasershadow]

I think Disney did portray the Evil Queen as "the Good Queen" in the end of Once Upon a Time.

[@diogenesenuts]

Underrated post

[@nordicvader5755]

Yes they were once known as 90's feminists.

[@BigBoss15310]

Imagine having Gal freaking Gadot as your main villain whose motivation comes from jealousy of another woman’s beauty

[@docsavage8640]

😆 🤣 😂 especially when Sh*t Brown isn't even a 7

[@laalaa4303]

This is exactly like having Charlize Theron being jealous of and fearing Kirsten Stewart, who is very pretty but by God Charlize is a walking goddess and just unfair casting as the wicked stepmother

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Bro Gal Gadot is literally a model 😂

[@nischay4760]

yeah but they probably won't write a woman to have such petty emotions so she will be characterized as a tragic mother who just simply wants to get together with her daughter, and that the real villain is the stepdad who sends the prince to "save" Snow White in order to get her to his side.

[@Mouse_Metal]

The magical mirror is broken.

[@deepfreeze49]

When you are so detached from how bad your product is you claim it's fake when you see a picture of it.

[@firestick4991]

You mean, the photo of Dirty Snow and the 7 random homeless people from San Francisco?

[@joshuashaw2923]

I would totally understand them changing the prince’s kiss, at least adding a line of dialogue from said prince asking a dwarf “what happened?” And the dwarf says something like “it’s a curse, only true loves kiss can wake her” or something like that, because it is admittedly a little weird that a dude sees a corpse and thinks “ya time to smooch” but that’s a simple and quick solution that doesn’t affect the story in any negative way

[@fabionoronhazampieri7639]

I give you a explanation During the production of the original snow white a lot of scenes were deleted, some inclued the prince and snow white having a secret hidden love and a scene 9f the prince discovery the evil queen's plan to poison snow white so the evil queen was going to jail to jail the prince just so he cant break the curse. So yeah, in a nutshell the prince and snow white already loved each The prince discovers about the evil plans of the evil queen and get jailed by her to not break the curse It was just cut from the final fipm due to budget cuts

[@joshuashaw2923]

@@fabionoronhazampieri7639 interesting, either include that or put some dialogue in, and even still probably put some dialogue in with the new context of just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean it's always consensual

[@kaytsakgaming224]

she is not a corpse and it's about a kiss to save a life... same thing with CPR... what the fck is wrong with you xD why being sensitive with all bullshit... if you don't like it watch other movie... instead of "wanting" to change to your own accord...

[@romeowandrainbow1040]

@@fabionoronhazampieri7639never knew this thank you for saying this.

[@romeowandrainbow1040]

Kiss a corpse 🤣

[@XeniaChow]

The more money Disney loses the happier I become!

[@ih82r8]

Me too! I can't wait for the "Disney files for bankruptcy" headline.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Disney really regrets buying all those companies and making crappy movies from them 😂

[@fernando749845]

Well it's YOUR money they're losing, so that's not great at all.

[@mrgonzale0978]

@@ih82r8 unfortuantly there are fans of the corporation out there. heck they have alot of supporters that like the idea of disney using AI to make their movies with out the actor been there. oh and disney would never go bankrupt. remember when they bought marvel and fox. people still watch there movies.

[@StealthXD1]

Until your tax dollars go towards bailing them out.

[@ChompDude]

All the whimsy and lightheartedness of a fantasy world replaced with identity politics and a "modern edge". I cannot express how much hatred and contempt I have for modern Disney.

[@rightarchivist]

And yet, leftists will still conjure up 81M votes for an NPC

[@KungFuHustling]

Eh, they aren’t worthy of contempt. The best thing you can do for them is to serve them with ice cold indifference.

[@adamkares7549]

"Strike me down with your HATRED" -Bob Iger probably

[@The.Nasty.]

I can’t believe as a kid I wanted to be a character designer for them… I’m actually disgusted by what the company has devolved into.

[@ActionableFreedom]

That whimsiness and light-heartedness is initself a capitalist/american distortion of the true nature of the far more "grim" Grim fairytales. So I guess its come full circle now, except it has not and it somehow became even more distorted.

[@crazySeafood]

I remember my grandmother saying to me, "I don't care what they tell you in school, Snow White was Colombian!"

[@ivanjakanov]

must be alzheimer's

[@thomyohansen3961]

Colombian*

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

That's the wrong snow...

[@ixian_technocrat]

Colombian is not a race, though. Got a Colombian colleague who is as white as me, a Swiss.

[@Smiletofen]

This is a reference to the Cleopatra documentary.

[@KnightAmine]

The end of Disney is coming.

[@jenniek8391]

Yeah I doubt that.

[@arizkabir2628]

​@@jenniek8391 why are you running around in comments and shoving your opinion in other people's face?

[@kristinahuchison2511]

@@jenniek8391bigger they are, the harder they fall. Nothing lasts forever

[@Eh-Mungu-Nguvu-Yetu-q8p]

It's already dead

[@covingtonhalltown3730]

The 1937 Snow White animation is so smooth and beautiful. Despite not real, you could feel the affection Snow White had for the dwarves when she kissed them.

[@Kartracer95]

The Woke Left has to appropriate literally everything to continue to divide us

[@TheCapedWanderer]

When Grumpy finally comes around to her, it’s such a genuine, dramatic, cathartic moment.

[@casewojo6186]

Oh shut up.

[@Kartracer95]

@@TheCapedWanderer ❤️🙏❤️

[@cfw91491]

Grumpy was the one who openly cried when Snow White was apparently dead after eating the poison apple. Even though I knew her prince would come that moment was so heartbreaking.

[@homi1001]

The german part was actually pretty well pronounced and you could understand at least 80% flawlessly.

[@ahnuldschwarzenegger1]

I find when I shout in German, people understand me better.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

A drunk scott does a more accurate telling of Snowwhite than Disney 😂

[@looinrims]

@@ahnuldschwarzenegger1as a Jew I can confirm

[@ahnuldschwarzenegger1]

@@looinrims Thank you! 😂

[@Sig509]

I bet that screaming is like 50% of understanding.

[@markstrickland8736]

There is a huge opportunity for a company to step in and create what Disney used to create.

[@immune85]

Very true!

[@topcat5233]

no there really isnt. you would get eliminated from success in any way possible. thats what monopoly is and thats what they have.

[@markstrickland8736]

@@topcat5233 There are thousands of movies made every year. How does Disney have a monopoly?

[@topcat5233]

@@markstrickland8736 "and create what Disney used to create" I was talking about that in particular

[@markstrickland8736]

@@topcat5233 I was speaking of beautiful animated movies for children. Without an agenda.

[@judechristianfrancisco8180]

I guess Rapunzel live action would be bald.

[@Eh-Mungu-Nguvu-Yetu-q8p]

😂😂😂

[@chloeho7586]

HAHAHHAHAAH I THINK IT WILL HAPPEN

[@RebekaBoldi]

They will cast Jada Pinkett Smith so they can tick off two items at once from the diversity checklist.

[@ThatOtherRaccoon]

Ironically, Gal Gadot looked more like Snow White than the actress they got to play Snow White. Edit 1: Apparently I have to clarify to many invertebrate jellies that what I mean by this comment, is that based on the physical description of Snow White, Gadot looked more like Snow White than Rachel did.

[@ComposedSage75]

That would’ve made more sense than who they chose

[@quickman2663]

She also looks a bit, ahem, fairer than Zegler.

[@docsavage8640]

Looks younger as well 😆 Sh*t Brown looks like she's taken some bad drugs and hard beatings.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Gal Gadot literally comes from the middle east and still looks more like Snow white than Snow white herself

[@ThatOtherRaccoon]

@@ComposedSage75 It made TOO much sense so they must have just said, “Nah it’ll be fine.” 🤣

[@Stat1cVo1D]

As a German I have to say, if I weren't a subscriber already, I would have instantly subbed after this flawless presentation of our literature in my mother tongue; music in my ears ❤

[@lotharrenz4621]

@@noel_starts_now he can start as the new Tagesschau voice any day soon. I might even buy a TV for it again...

[@foreverpinkf.7603]

As another German: let your ears get checked a.s.a.p. He´s trying hard, but "flawless"? That has the taste of bootlicking. I´m a long time subscriber as well and I appreciate his work, so don´t get me wrong.

[@dunkleosteusterrelli4064]

@lotharrenz4621 Heute im Studio: Der kritische Trinker

[@anonomaly]

@@foreverpinkf.7603 Think he's just trying to be nice and is appreciative of people using your language. All I've got is Guten Tag, lol.

[@wtfiswiththosehandles]

Beauty of German language is what made me understand why you all decided to start a world war.

[@josephreifenberger1330]

Dinklage's criticism of the dwarves aspect really makes you wonder if he's ever actually even seen the movie. Honestly, the dwarves are some of the noblest characters in all of Disney: they are horrified to find that Snow White is in grave danger, rush back to try to save her, risk their lives to pursue Queen Grimhilde after she's poisoned Snow, keep her protected after her sleeping death, and celebrate joyfully when she finally has her prince, doing all of this without any real promise of romantic love or other similar benefits. She showed them love and care and they do all they can to repay it and protect her. Meanwhile, Dinklage just sees little people and thinks mockery Also, the dwarves in that photo look like the little people from the Safety Dance music video

[@mikavirtanen7029]

Dinklage is the most succesfull dwarf actor right now, so he probably thinks that he is the king of them all .Good actor, but he should keep his claptrap shut when it comes to anything else but his own performances.

[@thewiirocks]

@@smoli exactly this. Dwarves have a long history in Holllywood and it has been fairly good for them. Now that he's broken the mold and pulled off auteur status for himself, he wants to shit on that history to seem more unique and relevant.

[@kyleconnor2759]

I thought he was a midget not a dwarf

[@juryrigging]

​@@thewiirocks Warwick Davis wants dwarf actors in dwarf roles. At least, he criticised Snow White and the Huntsman for scaling down normal sized actors back when that came out. It would be interesting if the two go to war over this.

[@grandetaco4416]

that's an insult to the safety dance video! 😠

[@festung78]

As a German from the very area where Snow White comes from, I am saddened and offended at the degradation of the 1937 movie which was quite close to the original storyline (true the prince did not wake her with a kiss but he was there and he was in love with her). Zegler exhibits a level of smugness that is unbecoming of an actor staring in a movie that has delighted generations and is very justly considered a classic precisely because its values transcend the vicissitudes of time rather than being a product of a fleeting presence. Since when is celebrating the enduring and redeeming power of true love outdated. This new movie is cultural approbation and above all defamation

[@Lobosalsa9]

I used to get sad, mad, frustrated, etc when Disney did this. I’m so numb to it now. I’m just kind of enjoying the ride of watching them slowly spiral downward. Every week it’s something new, and it’s way more entertaining than anything they’ve actually released lately.

[@andyjcoop]

Same, I actually want it to burn faster. I almost think we should start infiltrating these organisations and making even more extreme demands. "Why is snow white a woman!?" Just send this ride to terminal velocity.

[@Dowlphin]

This is the real 'metaverse'. We don't enjoy living in this reality, but we enjoy MST3King it.

[@CEAsfg]

So they’re ok with Snow White being race swapped when her skin color is in her literal name, but when Disney revealed the casting for Lilo and Stitch live action, the woke mob complained that the actress playing Nani is “too white” for the role, even though she is still a legitimate Hawaiian woman? What do they think, that everyone who is not European is black? So why is Nani’s skin so important but Snow White, who’s physical appearance has been established in fairytales for centuries, can all of a sudden be ignored and altered because someone apparently can’t relate to her unless they look exactly like her.

[@bluesonicstreak7317]

The kid who played Aang in the shitty Last Airbender movie was half-Asian, and was viciously attacked for being "too white" for the role, too. Pretty ironic considering that Aang is one of the palest characters in the original show.

[@TheMysteryDriver]

Have you seen the encanto "barbie" dolls in stores? They make Maribel darker and her flower sister looks black.

[@Devastish]

Don't look for consistency in the application of leftist values; it simply doesn't exist. The only rule to look for is "Will this further our agenda?". If it does, then it's fine, even if it logically contradicts a position that was taken in a similar situation.

[@GullibleTarget]

The media decides to take those online protests and blows it up as if it is a major thing and lazy thinkers are falling for it. Flocking to the comment sections like a flock of gulls, squawking the same tune to eachother.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

Live action Snow White: *has brown skin despite her name deriving off of her skin color* Twitter mob: iT’s dIvErSe, sO iT’s oKaY Live action Nani: *is the same race as the character, only a couple shades lighter* Twitter mob: RACIST! UNACCEPTABLE!

[@Tabascofanatikerin]

As a German I found your reading of the German description of the title character just wunderbar! I'd gladly pay you to have a fairy tale reading tour in German kindergartens.

[@raoulboss4835]

Wana see the most german of kindergartens google: Kindergarten achsiedlung bregenz maps

[@sigutjo]

Count me in. Bin vor lachen bald vom Stuhl gefallen.

[@deralex3051]

Wenn eine Beschreibung einer jungen Frau wie eine Kriegserklärung klingt😂

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

@@raoulboss4835 LOL!!! Ich mein hier in München haben wir auch noch Hakenkreuze am Haus der Kunst aber der Kindergarten sieht ja n bissl moderner aus ... oh maaaan.

[@user-cq6km9vq2m]

It's almost as good as JFK Jr.

[@robertwills7881]

If they tried SO hard not to offend certain people, then why are the offending Europeans

[@Mas3452001]

The clearest sign that Disney is coming to an end as a viable brand is that Disney would take a huge turd on a movie that helped give Disney its start.

[@havardberger5735]

Why would they not ? They killed Star Wars and raped Indy. Made tons of Marvel movies that realy is no good. Go ms Kennedy.

[@Zaphods-Third-Arm]

As much as it hurts me to say it, it's never going top happen, if it was ever going to, it would have done so by now. They have literally, in seven years, killed every single financially viable franchise they 've touched. All the crap about The Little Mermaid going to be a gigantic flop and not even getting close to breaking even. Well, it is going to at least break even, so it will make them something. Even Indiana Jones, which will loose millions will not stop them. Proof is this monstrosity - after all they've ruined, they still release this. Yeah, Disney is not coming to an end.

[@dickmelsonlupot7697]

@@Zaphods-Third-Arm TLM didn't even break even. even if we consider the total costs that we might know of or just do some doo doo level math, TLM's $554.3 million revenue wasn't even enough to break even at all especially considering how much Disney spends on advertising, merchandising, toys and whatnot.

[@jbauer140]

Disney is weak and they deserve what they get for bending the knee to a small percentage of people! and if they didn't even make these stupid remakes and kept them the way they're were supposed to be in representation, im sure Disney would've been just fine staying the juggernaut they WERE!!!! I don't support Disney, but its bringing me great pleasure knowing that the more you give Into the virtue signaling, identity politics... the better!!!!! because the very thing you champion is the very thing that is destroying you!!!! hahahaha I miss the old Disney when it was about imagination, wonder, escapism, families. now its about corporatism, forced ideologies, wokism, and giving in to the snowflakes so they don't cry rainbow tears or tear out their cotton candied colored hair!!! lol

[@PoorlyPlaying]

@@dickmelsonlupot7697is that total revenue or just box office?

[@atinofspam3433]

Snow white is literally called snow white because her skin is pastier than a british vampire. Casting an actor who isn’t white doesn’t make any sense.

[@jout738]

I bet this movie aint going to be that great also, because thoese seven dwarves are gender and race diverse liberals who have no other point in the movie, than act like clowns, so I think this movie is going to be preatty bad clown fest.

[@angelit161]

In many situations she would be considered white but because he mentioned shes from columbia I guess that knocks her down a few pegs in terms of whiteness level. Lmao ya’ll are ridiculous.

[@jasenwm]

​@@angelit161he's not talking about demographics white, he's saying her skin is white. Not brown not tan white. Dumbass. She's snow white not snow tan or snow Hispanic

[@faithful451]

Bruh it's white as in the colour not the "ethnicity" (I put that in quotes because there is no real ethnicity of "whiteness" there are many people of different ethnicities and nationalities who happen to have a similar pale skin.

[@Ruscococo1]

​@@faithful451if they cast black characters with white ones...uproar

[@coltergiest]

Let's all congratulate Dinklage for carving out a small piece of success for himself and then, in short order, pulling up the stepstool behind him. That's mighty big of you.

[@TheKpa11]

Tyrion Lannister in our world just seems like an asshole

[@josiahwyncott7519]

Little and rich man syndrome.

[@CowboyRobot2000]

It was a tall order, but he stepped up and set himself head and shoulders above the rest.

[@18pablo88]

Dwarf brexit, imposing sanctions on yourself

[@danielsweeney8164]

underrated post

[@hopegalaxy]

Now these "magical forest people" have now been turned into CGI rendered dwarfs... Hang on this is gonna be even worse.

[@elaineoh3984]

Loved how Gal Gadot left the chat when Rachel Zegler was prattling on about how Snow White doesn't need no man.

[@Fuzzycat16]

Seems like she doesn't like her that much.

[@wiinterflowers95]

@@Fuzzycat16 When Wonder Woman doesn't care about the film, you know that says something! And Gal Gadot doesn't do the whole modern message BS!

[@salguodrolyat2594]

She is coming to the realisation 'I have just signed on to a sure fire super flop.'🤣

[@wiinterflowers95]

@@salguodrolyat2594 I sure as shit didn't see the Modern Mermaid and I sure as shit am not gonna see this movie.

[@salguodrolyat2594]

@@wiinterflowers95 Deliberately avoiding trauma is a good life choice. your 70 year old self will thank you.😁

[@SympatheticStrawmanVA]

Considering they couldn't get the "Snow White" part or the "Dwarfs" part right, I'm impressed Disney managed to actually correctly count to 7.

[@smgdfcmfah]

It was a mistake. Disney asked how many Dwarfs there were supposed to be and someone answered "2+2".

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

Especially considering math is racist..

[@justinbowers2749]

And you can bet that the evil queen will not be seen as evil but “just misunderstood” After all she is a woman and women are in capable of being evil, only those evil straight white men are capable of being pure evil with no redeeming qualities. No no, women are always victims isn’t that a wonderful message to have

[@L8ugh1ngm8n1]

Woah what's with this numberistic stereo norm shamming in the comments... if Disney wants to go with five or six then who are YOU to shame them in to another number?

[@SympatheticStrawmanVA]

@@L8ugh1ngm8n1 I'm the consumer.

[@SheldonAdama17]

I get more entertainment from watching a drunk Scotsman skewer Disney than I do from their actual movies.

[@Cluv22]

Oh my God! Me too!!😆😆😆😆😆

[@minatorres5261]

Wait he’s Scottish?

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Disney are really shooting themselves in the foot

[@andresdanielem]

​@@minatorres5261Wasn't it obvious?

[@ShmoofWB]

Same. Then again, I was never a Disney fan.

[@mikehorb9485]

I’m almost 30, so I remember VHS tapes on the CRT TV sitting on top of the fridge at daycare at this old ladies house. She was a Disney fanatic. Owned all the tapes and books and plushies and the whole 9 yards. Would go to the Grand Floridian once a year every year for an extended vacation. She would boil us hot dogs for lunch and would play the tapes on the TV (it was on top of the fridge so no one could reach up to touch it lol). I remember the commercials on TV for the “Disney Vault Collection” and they would only release and sell VHS in limited runs at a time, or at least that’s how I remember it, but the Vault was a real thing. All this backstory to say, once absolutely every Disney property has a live action remake, I imagine Disney putting ABSOLUTELY EVERY ANIMATED CLASSIC back into the “Vault”, no longer available for the public to see. That’s my guess. I only saw the first Avengers and the first of the 3 new Star Wars Trilogy, and knew it wasn’t like the stuff I saw as a kid. So I stopped watching anything Disney a while ago. I still read the news and all that, but wow everything fell apart.

[@exaucemayunga22]

Disney is literally trying to see how far they can go before people stop watching their movies

[@andrewlangley9507]

Too late.

[@poiuyt975]

I believe they had already reached that point.

[@Jarl_Thidrandi]

They might have hit the mark with this one, I can't imagine who would want to go and see this ugly movie.

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

@@poiuyt975 They're in denial... they've always got some kind of excuse... like the pandemic, or fatigue, etc.

[@pattonramming1988]

Who is still going to theaters for this shite?

[@ThereIsAlwaysaWay2]

I love how they took regular actors to play the dwarves but fully ignored dwarfs actors. This is real inclusion 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dowlphin]

Disabled rights is so yesterday. Feminism is already evil. Looking forward to the clown empire bringing forth the postmodernist apocalypse cult chauvinistically waging war on transgenders because transgender is so yesterday and reaffirms the existence of the concept of gender. P.S.: The picture seems to show one actor with dwarfism, and I cannot tell who that is.

[@Mark-in8ju]

complete hypocrisy

[@xmasinpacific]

Peter Dinkledge had a problem with it - take that as you will

[@germanicelt]

Dwarfs Lives Matter

[@christoff124]

Stunning and brave

[@angelstrehlen]

I am a German, and I say they are guilty of cultural appropriation.

[@dennisv8934]

Yes, to them it's only cultural appropriation if it's non-white culture being remade. Otherwise, it's "inclusiveness."

[@Lazurousrising]

I am German as well and I am offended by this hot mess

[@MrDukeSilverr]

Im german and i couldnt care less, idk how any adult could actually be offended by this lol

[@MrDukeSilverr]

@@Lieselotte77 a man of taste

[@philliusphoggwick8299]

I am not German and I don't understand why anyone would care. Don't like it don't watch it. It is literally that simple.

[@allenseeallendo5844]

They delayed the movie one year!!!!!!! Oh thank god for the human race.

[@Kyle-my5il]

The original is what made Disney a household name, it would be ironic if the remake is the final nail

[@kayestar9990]

The circle of life for Disney begins and ends with Snow White

[@icata12345]

this coffin is full with nails already but refuses to sink

[@AceGoodheart]

At this point I'd love to see Disney go bankrupt. This coming from someone who loved Disney as a kid.

[@every1665]

Don't feel bad - that Disney died several years ago anyway. This Disney is a miserable leech living off the reputation of its' host corpse.

[@dennislogan6781]

I agree. There will be no more Disney great films for the future, ever.

[@erikbihari3625]

Couldn't agree more, that way, Walt Disney can finally stop spinning in his grave!

[@veramae4098]

[sigh] I'm 70, and remember The Disney Show in the '60s with great love. Always introduced by Walt being fatherly and the REAL Tinkerbell (OK, OK, even then I knew it was added animation but he played it well.) Shirley Temple Theatre in a Little Mermaid costume, and several others. Sunday night. A time TV networks showcased great productions, movies, symphony orchestras, etc.

[@nunka34ify]

Stop paying to see their new movies. I just rent their classics at the library, that way they still don’t receive a penny from me as opposed to buying their classic films

[@ActionXander]

How inclusive of Disney to completely omit dwarf representation

[@Tomiwa101]

There's one dwarf from my observation but your point still stands.

[@take7upyours822]

I guess it's now PC to just erase under represented groups now.

[@DavidLopez-qi8hb]

You can thank Lord Tyrion Lannister for that

[@vertigo2894]

Peter Dinklage is to blame

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

@@DavidLopez-qi8hb He didn't want compensation.

[@CutiePie-hh3gg]

That classic cartoon is untouchable..you can't top that

[@robinfox4440]

The "modern audience" is such a myth, too. I'm a modern audience member. I don't want any of this. And based on the flops, neither does anyone else.

[@martinmedvec2176]

Vocal minority is the modern audience, my friend

[@lullaby218]

Comm|e audience

[@cabezadepija7318]

have you been living under a rock? already the millennial generation is full of moronic sheep... but gen z is completely brainwashed to hate traditional western values and the nuclear family into retardation and gen y is being groomed to be even worse

[@Dayz3O6]

No, we would be called classic audience

[@kyridounis5040]

Too true. The myth of "what modern audiences want" derives from out of touch corporate shells making assumptions on what people want due to political debates depicted over social media, which in turn is their only anchor to the real world

[@travisvanalst4698]

There’s no way anyone can believe that Gal Gadot’s character will look into a mirror and that mirror will tell her that Rachels “Snow White” is the fairest lol.

[@paradox...]

😆💯

[@SumDumGy]

I don’t think that’ll be the question because the narrative can’t be about physical beauty anymore. She’ll ask something about who has the strongest heart or destined to be the greatest leader of people.

[@primalmythic386]

most Fierce

[@chasehuggins6157]

@@SumDumGyyup.

[@mogfan6125]

I was thinking that myself while Zegler was being interviewed. I imagined Gadot may well have been gritting her teeth while looking away, thinking "That should have been my role!"

[@darkholyPL]

I've already seen people call this 'Off-white and the 7 diversity hires' and I think that's fucking hillarious and also ture lol.

[@AbstractM0use]

Gave me a good laugh. Good way to start the day.

[@albator1]

Too gentle. ''Black-white & the 7 Diversity'' sounds better.

[@Nitz82]

​@@albator1chocolate white*

[@crimsonhawk4912]

The wet back and the 7 simps

[@MrLind87]

Snort White and the seven diverse mules 😂 Remember, she's Colombian. 😂

[@emperorRRI]

Why is not snow white played by a German actress ? If the story is taken from GERMAN folklore

[@itsnlee]

Disney is unhinged at this point. Just when you think it can't possibly get any worse - it gets worse.

[@Lobosalsa9]

Endlessly entertaining. Every week!

[@aussiechris9111]

They might as well make Jada Pinkett Smith the President of the Studios

[@scottjones1109]

Hopefully another bust at the box office will help make Disney see the light. But with the company now mostly peopled with devoted fellow travelers, I expect it to soldier through as long as it can as is. That's how the now defunct Soviet Union handled things back in the day too.

[@ravenblood1954]

@@scottjones1109The defunct Soviet Union wishes it could make money like Disney xD. Every movie you guys claim is proof that Disney’s wokeness driving people away only ends up making millions in the box office xD. You are literally comparing a communist state to an actual mega corporation, these two things are not the same xD

[@benjaminjth]

Excactly. I am surprised this time. Over the scale of madness

[@DM-ot2gw]

The REAL problem is the absense of creativity. Instead of working on new stories with new characters, one is chewing on all the old tales that should remain untouched.

[@robert-h2x]

what they where creative... change snow white to brown, dwarf is female and black and not dwarf, and prince charming wont kiss snow white/brown

[@marissashantez6051]

The real problem is still culture appropriation from white people.

[@jakab174]

They never really did anything else tbh, old Disney did the samething. Almost all of their movies are coming from somewhere else.

[@doge-pal]

Strange World and Elemental were "new stories with new characters", and they sucked. We need _good_ stories with _good_ characters, aimed at a universal audience.

[@AngeliqueNewman-bk2sh]

Disney should stop changing the classics which only anger people, instead they should look into other cultures. They all have their interesting stories. Give us something new Disney. Do your homework and enlighten us.

[@XeniaChow]

I just loved the part in Snow White when she sued the prince for sexual harassment after he kissed her without her permission

[@NaiveAgenda]

The bravest of moments

[@irregularhunter0586]

So brave she ended up old, childless, and alone.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Stunning and Brave

[@nischay4760]

that reminds me of that case when a guy saved a girl from an accident or something and she sued him and actually won

[@tonyjanney1654]

@@irregularhunter0586 And was eaten by her cats when they finally checked on her after no one had seen her for a month.

[@CN-bg1fy]

This is a sad issue It'll never be enough. Bye Disney

[@Galaxies3000]

They'd make a Bambi movie and somehow manage to make the lead role into a moose for _diversity._

[@bonecrusher449]

I can’t help myself, your comment just reminded me of the shitty cats movie! 😅 … Holy shit

[@MagnusBellatorr]

Nah, they would still be the same animals, just a bunch of them would have their voices changed to minority accents.

[@bonecrusher449]

@@MagnusBellatorr never say never, at this point disney is able to do everything!

[@DaylanTheAngrySauerkraut]

An angry , militant, transgendered moose who deliberately changes pronouns and berates children for treating it as a moose because it identifies as a squirrel. And Bambi is to be spelled with an umlaut and closed italics that cannot be typed on normal keyboards so if a special keyboard isnt supplied at great expense, they will cry discrimination, stage a public protest and call to arms other transgendered moose-squirrels Bambis to unalive all those that identify as the creature they wrre born as... but i digress.

[@jazzorcullo]

@@DaylanTheAngrySauerkrautlolol

[@DarrenWatson64]

At this point, the “strong female character who needs no men” trope is no longer hilariously bad. It’s just plain bad.

[@TheKpa11]

Retort by opposition: *Throws money* 💰 No it’s not

[@user-gu9yq5sj7c]

There's people who like strong male characters who don't need anyone or women either. Mgtow said men don't like relationships, and said women are just golddiggers and burdens. Why do you think it's only ok for men to not want anyone or women? Also, just because people don't want a relationship doesn't mean they're bad. Some men said they don't want male characters or men to do everything. Superhorrorbro played the demo of the House of Ashes. In that game, a male character let a female character fall cause she was dragging him down. There was a comment that said that it's good he let her fall and didn't help her to not be a simp. So some men think it's bad if male characters to help female characters. So what's the point of you wanting female characters to want men? On ZackScottgames review on the Mario movie, he said he thought inactive female characters are boring.

[@planescaped]

@@user-gu9yq5sj7c This comment reads like it was written by an AI, lol.

[@RamikinHorde]

@@user-gu9yq5sj7c How do you construct such a lengthy strawman without a SINGLE moment of self-awareness? "MGTOW says this" "random youtuber says that" what does literally any of that have to do with the original comment? "Why do you think it's ok for men but not for women?" Where did he say that? Hello? are you mentally ill and hearing voices? Literally, not a single point you made has ANY bearing on the comment nor the video you are responding to - it's actually impressive.

[@mikeguilmette776]

@@user-gu9yq5sj7c Bot.

[@jpwartist]

I love it how Disney have found a way of keeping real dwarf actors out of the film under the guise of progressive, inclusive and modern filmmaking 😂

[@SuckHole838]

Lord of the rings style lmao

[@Peter-jl4ki]

They had to. If they had included them, the people that Disney decided matter would have criticized Disney for wronging the dwarf actors in some way, guaranteed. At this point the only thing that can save Disney is a new board that reevaluates who's the audience whose opinions actually matter.

[@axel-nf4bc]

But the one that bitched made sure his ass got a role gues he wanted to be the only small person

[@ddkisa944]

Omg 😂

[@TrickOrRetreat]

You can't make this shit up 😋

[@Mariana.sofiaaa]

Snow white was one of the 1st Disney movies I’ve watched in VHS and it’s also one of my all time favourites . It just breaks my heart what they’re doing with the live action. I’m not happy they casted a latina to play her (I’m peruvian btw), snow white is supposed to be white as snow, I would’ve prefer if they made a new princess, a latina, with a different story. Disney is not what it used to be anymore 😔😔😔

[@jenniek8391]

It breaks your heart? Seriously? How does this film affect your life? I have an idea for you: don't watch this live action remake, and keep watching the original that you love so much. There! Fixed it for you.

[@Mariana.sofiaaa]

@@jenniek8391 sounds like you’re a bit annoyed by my comment. Let me be lol. Im allowed to have an opinion about the trailer 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ oh geez thanks for the suggestion, it never crossed my mind about not watching the live action movie lol 🫠🫠

[@joecoz26]

Disney really has become the definition of insanity. They keep doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

[@adamkares7549]

"What if this time, we quadruple down on the stuff everyone hated the last 10 times"

[@trolleriffic]

@@adamkares7549 You just know they slapped each other on the backs for coming up with this latest atrocity.

[@RambleOn07]

They are Progressive. Progressivism cannot create, it can only corrupt and destroy.

[@Zeetana1]

Cultural indoctrination is what it is. As long as Disney gets a good ESG-credit score, BlackRock and the likes will continue to shower them with money to burn. For the sake of their precious globalist-communist agenda of course.

[@mzy10511]

@@Mariner4Sea its so sad because neither side of the political spectrum likes these lmfao, its literally just gold plated shit

[@motzaikmuzik1657]

This is just.. poetic at this point. I’ve been through all the stages of grief for modern movies. And now I watch with sadistic joy as they cannibalize themselves

[@osmanyousif7849]

Funny how the Disney company started with the movie Snow White & the 7 Dwarves. Now I feel like the remake is going to send it down for good.

[@wimpymcsteel4458]

Ditto

[@CoolSmoovie]

Hope you aren’t giving them any money in order to watch

[@RS-ls7mm]

What's really revolting is that Disney stock out performed the market and the parks are making record profits. The movie side of the company is trivial. All the lazy parents are keeping the company alive. I doubt the parents even care what the kids are watching.

[@postive-vibes]

@@RS-ls7mm The stock has corrected significantly, they've laid off more than 7,000 employees with more to come and they are re-evaluating all of their expenditures, weighing the possibility of selling a stake in ESPN and perhaps Lucasfilm.

[@jungeezy]

That point about the dwarves is so real. We’re so focused on giving people of color opportunities, we don’t give any to those afflicted with disabilities/abnormalities. Great job Hollywood/Disney.

[@Dowlphin]

Analogue to how the transagenda is waging war against feminism now.

[@matroid10]

I will never understand why Hollywood is so gung-ho about gender identity and sexual identity but when it comes those afflicted by dwarfism, nothing. We literally had multiple Lord of the rings movies in the 2000s and 2010s that could have been perfect for those actors and actresses. Same thing with Ring of power. Now the same thing with Snow White. Why the hell does Disney/Hollywood not want to put these people on screen? Perhaps they do not view them as worthy, just the kind of disgusting behavior you'd expect from these corporate shells.

[@tickledeggz]

​@@silaswild6233actually it's you who missed the point, see theres this thing called sarcasm...

[@TedEhioghae]

​@@silaswild6233Little people should play the part of dwarves.

[@Peanut-hl3zn]

@@silaswild6233 trust me bro its sarcasm

[@stevenrodriguez1394]

“In less world dominating terms” dude I almost choked on my soup 😂😂😂

[@johnhuey]

Fun fact: the folk tale that the Grimm bros based Snow White did not have Drawfs. The characters were miners who had been working the mines since they were small children and as a result their bodies were misshapen with legs bowed and backs bent. Grimm indeed.

[@samblack5313]

I hear one of them went on to work at Notre Dame.

[@cellardweller5245]

Also, in the finale, Queen was forced to dance in the red-hot iron boots until she died of exhaustion and pain

[@ibidesign]

Somebody ought to tell Dinklage.

[@Dharengo]

@@cellardweller5245 I recall that happening, but was it Snow White?

[@A_Random_Ghost]

@@cellardweller5245 Seems that was Cinderella.

[@carmeltabby]

I love how Gal Gadot turns away and visibly tunes out because Rachel has the original movie totally wrong. Pretty sure Snow White was focused on surviving and making the best of her situation, not pining after the prince she saw for a moment in the first scene.

[@jasondowns940]

Hearing a Scottish man read German is just about the scariest sound I’ve ever heard, and it will continue to haunt my dreams forever.

[@creativedoof]

No nightmares here for me, mate! The raw sexiness of a Scot speaking in the Deutsch language is something that shakes the very cores of modern audiences that pay good money for shite movies everywhere. It's absolutely beautiful.

[@Laurtew]

I grew up hearing German. (My grandmother was from there.) I *love* the language. Honestly, nothing sexier to me than love poems in German. I also have a heck of a soft spot for a Scottish accent. (Again, just dang sexy.) I flinched a bit at a couple of those pronunciations, but I really want to hear him read some German love poems with that accent. :)

[@Gh0stGaminginc]

...why? The Scottish accent is harsh, as well as German, so they compliment eachother well.

[@fenrir_ferreus]

​@@LaurtewMaybe he should read this one: Wenn ich in deine Augen seh', So schwindet all mein Leid und Weh', Doch wenn ich küsse deinen Mund, So werd ich ganz und gar gesund. Wenn ich mich lehn an deine Brust, kommt's über mich wie Himmelslust; Doch wenn du sprichst: "Ich liebe dich!", So muss ich weinen bitterlich. (Heinrich Heine)

[@GrafSau]

​@@fenrir_ferreus Danke für das tolle Gedicht! Der letzte Vers hat mir doch glatt paar Tränen in die Augen getrieben

[@MistaShawn]

As a lib, I despise Hollywood's race swapping/woman strong over representations.

[@AMARTmtz]

At this point the whole company can fall into a fiery chasm for all I care. Their lack of self awareness is honestly baffling and the fact they continue to disrespect and disregard what made their old characters great is a slap in the face of the people that grew up with the older films. Over it

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

"their old characters"??? "their"??? Even their first attempts of adapting german folk tales were horrendous. They left out all the gnarly stuff and washed it clean... Who cares if they rewrite a few characters now? It's not even comparable to the original stories.

[@AMARTmtz]

@@underarmbowlingincidentof1981 so they were suppose to just leave in the gnarly dark stuff for the kids lol. The old movies were obviously aimed towards kids/family and were rewritten accordingly. Now instead of removing darker themes, they shoehorn in woke modern societal garbage. I think there’s a difference lol

[@hanrockabrand95]

My guess is that the powers-that-be in Disney simply lack the raw talent to offer anything better than faded facsimiles of previous accomplishments - so much so that they can't even recognize better from worse. Sort of like a tone deaf singer blundering their way through karaoke night. The "spice" of race-swapping, gender-swapping, and any other similarly subversive surprises happen to be the only trick this pony knows. Expecting anything else at this point would be expecting to wring blood from a stone. As you are, I am also over it.

[@LyaksandraB]

@@AMARTmtz Treating kids like they're made of cotton candy is what has brought us to our current situation. Just stop.

[@LyaksandraB]

They don't lack self awareness. The people in control know exactly what they're doing.

[@Avalon_1991]

I read a biography about Walt Disney and they focused a big part of the book on Snow White. The amount of effort put in to the original Snow White was insane. Walt Disney spent nearly every day for months going through every scene over and over to ensure the whole film was perfect. The animators put in so much work and no one ever believed it would work. I love Hercules, Tarzan, Atlantis and Treasure Planet. I would have loved remakes but now I'm worried about what they would do with them.

[@james656-k8e]

i used to be annoyed that disney barely gave Atlantis and treasure planet any attention but nowadays maybe that's a blessing in disguise

[@Shino2288]

Treasure Planet is such an underrated movie, and the irony is it was made for boys! This shows Disney was capable of making quality products for boys! But instead of persevering like Walt Disney (Walt persisted in making Snow White despite the big resistance and doubt), the company CHOSE to change and warp existing IPs to cater to the 3% of the population. No wonder they are losing money and their products are tanking. Can't wait to see this film flop as well 😂

[@itsmejinxfromleagueolegendsrea]

Yeah you listed some of the best animated films, but don't give them any ideas

[@slc1923]

Well Tarzan would be black of course….he is ship wrecked in Africa after all…LOL.

[@yodoleheehoo90]

The films you mentioned are also my most favorite! Atlantis' Kida is just so beautiful and kick ass, and the OST of all the movies are so wonderful🤗

[@edcapeling8998]

Peter Dinklage really walked across that little bridge to fame and fortune and burned it down behind him to prevent his competition from ever getting the chances he got in the film industry

[@EvilDoresh]

He saw how this works when _he_ basically replaced Warwick Davis in anything for which Davis was too old XD

[@joaoguilhermebastos519]

Fucking genius. It seems that he learned well from his previous roles.

[@kirakateastudillo9927]

Gal Gadot was like, "ohh shut up kid, you don't want to embarrass yourself."

[@run-a-milekyle3835]

Disney, it’s okay to stop. You don’t need to murder anymore classics with these remakes.

[@sunflowerice]

are there even any left? 👀

[@run-a-milekyle3835]

@@sunflowerice there’s only a few, but I won’t mention them in case Disney is watching. 🤐

[@Rassenomatjutut]

Agreed. If it ain't broken, don't fix it. Luckily, at least The Fox and the Hound, Rescuers, Black Cauldron, Pocahontas and Hercules have been spared for now.

[@eddieray]

I bet they're gonna remove Eugene from Rapunzel as well, so that Rapunzel can escape that tower by "herself". 😂

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

@@eddieray they’ve adapted rapunzel into Tangled, remaking a 2010 film is pointless

[@ellysetaylor5908]

This actually could have been a really empowering story for the dwarves. Yes, the prince wakes SW up from sleep. But it’s actually the dwarves who keep her safe for most of the movie and ultimately defeat the witch in the end. It’s true that the original gives them fun and wacky personalities but it ultimately treats them with a lot of respect too. It’s almost like the original creators aren’t evil people who want to oppress everyone, but rather good people trying to tell a good story.

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

the "original" bah... you mean your "american adaptation".

[@KathyH684]

​@@underarmbowlingincidentof1981I think they meant the original film.

[@SaiyanGamer95]

Blame Peter Dinklage for the removal of the dwarves.

[@rawx485]

​@@SaiyanGamer95exactly. Im sure Dinklage was well intentioned, but he basically screwed a bunch of fellow dwarf actors out of a job.

[@kri249]

That's the beauty of it. Wacky personalities usually indicate a person not to be taken seriously. But when they show noble self sacrificing traits to help the hero/ine it breaks that stereotype and gives them a nobility to be admired and taken seriously. That's the power of good story writing. So naturally this would be absent in a modern Disney film.

[@karentookthekids1267]

"True love was the only thing on her mind" Oh, yeah, definitely... it's not like she was a kindhearted girl even though she was a slave in her own castle and had to run away in fear of her jealous stepmother, and cleaned up a house despite her not needing to, and was given friendship and protection from the seven dwarves due to her kindness and was soon rightfully rewarded with a handsome prince for having a gold heart despite everything she's been through. How SHALLOW of her.

[@erikbihari3625]

You seen"why snow white is still the strongest princess"by"there will be fudd"?

[@kanikagaral7637]

She wasn't rewarded that prince. It was a way to reward her kindness by sending someone to help her. Her reward was her life that was taken from her by that evil step mother. That prince was not only a true love. People don't want to see that. They only see one dimension in every story.

[@zellafae]

@@NoName12344othen that needs to be the only part that changes as far as i am concerned, make her older

[@RX-eq7ye]

@@NoName12344o she was 14

[@kaltaron1284]

@@NoName12344o In the first version it was even her actual mother but they changed it to stepmother.

[@Gaumukh]

In this crazy world, we need a movie filled with love, loyalty, trust and, romance.

[@karioken]

I grew up in Austria and in Kindergarten this was a classical fairytale. And even in kindergarten we understood that dwarfs are fictional characters and not real people. And Snow White was actually a dream child of her mother. Her mother was sewing and three drops of blood fell on the snowy window frame. And she said: "I wish I had a child white as snow, lips red like blood and black hair like the window frame."

[@Maria-it1wq]

I had a book with this original tale (I live pretty much far from you, tho, and didn’t know it was “canon”). You just made me feel so good with nostalgia right now haha. The ebony window frame…

[@mlkh8073]

Same for me! And I'm pretty sure I live very far from you guys.

[@genericyoutuber5533]

Gal Gadot uncomfortably looking off into the distance is such a mood with modern Hollywood 🤣

[@vertigo2894]

She isn't a very honorable person to be honest. Search the iphone scandal

[@genericyoutuber5533]

@@vertigo2894 Ah, I don’t know very much about her as a person, more so just found the action of looking away as they talked about Snow White’s “agency” to be funny!

[@wildansaladin8728]

She's like : "Shut the F up, you little s**t! You're gonna tank this movie..!!"

[@vertigo2894]

@@wildansaladin8728 Don't put your own thoughts into people's heads. Also, the Snow White actress is probably saying what the makers want her to say. Gal Gadot is all about business too.

[@HellsFallenAngel1]

Her smile fading for a brief moment is an honest expression of how tiresome that talking point has become.

[@shidderalpha2293]

You will never convince me that Gal Gadot could ever be the evil stepmother who's gelous of her daughter's beauty.

[@susivarga7303]

Youth? Yes. Her husband's love for her? Yes. Beauty? Noooooo.

[@danieleziaco7092]

I'm willing to bet that in the end it'll turn out that the stepmother is not the real villain but it's, in reality, manipulated by a (obviously white) evil man

[@greatjob7113]

gelous?......

[@mambi74]

@@danieleziaco7092 🎯🎯

[@osiris7800]

gelous? really?

[@w12266]

I loved the part when Disney said "it's changing time" and then changed the whole story and concept of snow white. Truly a moment of all time.