REVIEW: Indiana Jones and the Go F**k Yourself Disney/Lucas Film!!

I have seen some pretty poor movies recently but NOTHING compares to this absolute piece of TRASH. Possibly one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. Indiana Jones trips and stumbles, grazing both knees on the way down in this dour, sad and pathetic finale.
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[@danielsdimension7828]

What Kathleen Kennedy has done to George Lucas work is unforgivable

[@nonplayercharacter596]

it’s got to be a personal vendetta

[@russbennett5470]

And that’s why you never promote the girl that just makes the coffee

[@dedexus]

I have a bad feeling about her. Some kind of special place in hell awaits.

[@chrisw6164]

George Lucas trashed Star Wars decades ago.

[@freddytheplatypus826]

it really sucks to have to live through it but fans will be vindicated with history's portrayal of her being directly responsible for the destruction of George Lucas' legacy.

[@ivanhunter6492]

Give this man a medal for doing this for us.

[@racheljames7]

I couldn't do it, me! What Az and Disparu do... I couldn't hack it. They watch these horrors so we don't have to.

[@flacodeltoro6675]

For real! 😂👍

[@basilbaby7678]

When do we start erecting monuments to our Culture War veterans? If the Satanic Temple gets to squat on City Hall. I want a memorial of Gary and Az behind their 🎙️’s.

[@avernikas]

Disney is Cancer Aids in the butt!it

[@Wheelie2077]

Get off the fence AZ, did you like the movie or not?

[@landonsrt9587]

I went to see the new Jennifer Lawrence movie and the employee asked me if I wanted tickets to see Indy. I told him HELL NO and they both laughed. I asked their opinions since they had already watched it. They just shook their heads in disappointment… all I needed to know!

[@forkinhell3545]

Worst fears confirmed. Thanks for taking that bullet for me and saving me from that traumatic experience!

[@Jetblast01]

This wasn't a eulogy...this was an execution. RIP Indy.

[@och70]

At least executions are over quickly. This dragged on for over two-and-a-half hours.

[@WayStedYou]

@@och70 And two films, and almost 20 years

[@sarov7658]

@@WayStedYou crystal skul was good compared to this

[@blackguard5883]

@@och70 Think "Death... *BY **_IMPALEMENT!"_* Still an execution, just not one you issue lightly.

[@Spock4771]

Please you're wrong this movie was fantastic a lot better than the crystal skull and a great send off for indi

[@russelljackson8153]

I feel like these films are made by bitter, joyless people who want to make all of us fans as miserable as they are.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

They know they can't create anything as good as the original movies so they have to make them look bad before their own crap looks any good.

[@peterlang777]

nailed it! bingo!

[@jolovesminnis]

Spot on!

[@patrickhenry8425]

They want you to feel hopeless and helpless. Demoralization is all this is. "Order out of chaos" they create the chaos so we will accept the "order" they "provide" us. You will own nothing, eat the bugs and BE HAPPY(tm)

[@sillyconeman]

Yes, they're called liberals

[@dritzzdarkwood4727]

I want that vile woman to get a lifetime contract so she can complete her destiny, and run Disney completely into the ground to the point of Disney stocks worthy only as campfire kindling.

[@kebabsaurusrex1601]

On behalf of the UK, I would like to apologize for Phoebe Waller-Bridge

[@ShooterMcgavin119]

Sorry, dude. Canadian here and I've already filed the UN resolution. Exporting that scum is a war crime, and soon it will be recognized as such.

[@biggiebaby3541]

Ya know, she was perfect in "Fleabag" because, she was just being the truly awful person, and we see she wasn't acting.

[@gfriedman99]

Thanks. Next elect Andrew Bridgen for PM. The world would appreciate that.

[@bobveklotz7914]

As an American I want to apologize for Joe Biden and the Ukraine war.

[@kebabsaurusrex1601]

@@bobveklotz7914 It's Putin's war mate and personally I am glad the US got involved - otherwise Putin would just think he can invade more of the old USSR.

[@michaelweber1921]

Moral Disney is trying to teach in all their recent films. You can be as awful, narcissistic and evil as you want as long as you're a woman or black because it's never your fault.

[@eclisis5080]

It's not even any black people in this movie, or people who want to see this fight, and you still can't stop thinking about black people, jesus christ you people are sick

[@brunoheggli2888]

Bullshit!

[@mnomadvfx]

Disney's moral center has been way off for a long time. At least as far back as the 1st Maleficent film when they started this strange trend of turning their classic villains from the pre 80s animated films into poor, misunderstood victims. It's clearly shows that they saw Wicked and took all the wrong lessons from it - you can't just blanket apply that same idea for everything, it simply doesn't work, especially if you micro manage the writers which Disney are want to do.

[@darthsidioustheemperor7976]

And that's why we have a generation of females who are narcissists

[@jamesriver3745]

perfectly put, my friend!

[@robg1151]

The problem with Az is that he never really tells us what he is thinking.

[@davidbrennan660]

He has a lot of internalised “ love” for this film...... and what model of era German Airframe was that.... twin tail?....wft?

[@juanjoseleonvarea2495]

It's true, if he said what he's REALLY thinking, he wouldn't have a KZbin channel anymore.🤣🤣🤣

[@peterlang777]

its just wrapped in some many layers of subtext!

[@soggybiscuit6098]

I hate it when he beats around the Bush

[@messire9837]

As long as he doesn't need to tell us what he's sinking

[@soarin12]

An example of when a charismatic opening of a KZbin video makes you feel more invested in the content than the actual movie itself..well done Az

[@jafquist27]

My coworker was all jazzed up to go, and begged me to go with him. I told him I had plans to spend that day continuously slamming my head in the car door, so I wouldn't be able to make it.

[@rytlocknroll]

Not firing this woman for the godawful job she’s been doing ever since Star Wars is beyond me.

[@markwilkinson4316]

Perhaps they want to bury the company for a Tax Write off?

[@raskolnikov6443]

This is about ideology. Just like diversity is not a strength but is forced.

[@brunoheggli2888]

I loved all of the starwars movies,but there for sure were some problems!People have no life anymore so they fill the emtyness with picking a side to feel to be a part of a group who fights about unimportend things!

[@mnomadvfx]

@@markwilkinson4316 A sale would be far more profitable than a tax write off. The franchises are vastly more valuable intact.

[@Mentelgen-1337]

either she has serious dirt on disney (in the sense of large crimes like bank robberies or idfk nazi gold) or disney is just retarded.

[@HardluckHutch]

“I watched all the Indians Jones films…the 3 of them.” 😂 Absolutely right!

[@oskariratinen1213]

To be fair, Kingdom of The Crystal Skull is a fucking masterpiece in contrast to the absolute horseshit Disney has been pumping out lately and makes you long for the days when the biggest sin of a sequel for a franchise that concluded ages ago was that the only motivation for producing them was to capitalize on the nostalgia of the fans of the original films.

[@theadventuresofjimmycrapol8827]

Yeah, for me, the third one was bad enough to call it quits. Only reason I liked Temple of Doom is because I was at that age that I liked everything. For me, the only good movie in the series is the first one.

[@heatrayzvideo3007]

2

[@comicsrcool5483]

@@oskariratinen1213 Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls is a joyride compared to this hunk of garbage!

[@MMCPN]

There’s 4 Indiana Jones movies not including the recent 1

[@rgentum_201]

The opening of this video was exceedingly well done. Bravo Az. The kind of tone setting, emotion invoking stuff we will never, ever see from Disney again.

[@donkhorse]

Indiana Jones is supposed to be the main character, and possibly have a sidekick. But in this giant flop, the horseface woman is the main character, and she’s the one with the sidekick! And like you said, poor old Indy is just there. He’s merely present as horseface does things. Disney and Kathleen Kennedy have a lot to answer for.

[@blairshort1098]

Ripping the heart out of things to sustain their own beliefs? They have become the temple of doom.

[@Adam-sd2ow]

Maaro maaro sooar ko, chamdi nocho pee lo khoon

[@AUTISTICLYCAN]

Temple of Doom No... Wrong if well intention-ed but not accurate. Temple of Doofuss yes correct very accurate very apt!

[@blairshort1098]

Chanting the mantra while reaching in and ripping out the heart, that was the Thugee Priest.. and these days, defensive PR reaction

[@protorhinocerator142]

Literally Mola Ram pulling people's hearts out.

[@Paul-se4wc]

Temple of doom is great . I think people crap on it because it hit on some very dark things like child slavery. Before people rip me apart for my opinion just remember your talking about a franchise where Nazis faces melted off by what was considered gods power , you also had the concept of immortality. These films always had a mcguffin where it's unrealistic

[@Jabberstax]

I've never wanted a film to flop as badly as i want this movie to.

[@KM-dk5gn]

Your intro to this video is more entertaining and dramatic than anything I've seen Disney put out in years!

[@isamu237]

"I watched all the Indiana Jones movies. All three of them." He chose...wisely.

[@LukimusPrime]

Indiana Jones to me is a timeless trilogy. No other films exist in my book.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Hear, hear!

[@fewwiggle]

"No other films exist in my book" Now I understand why they say "Play it again, Sam" is a myth . . . ;-)

[@ValiantWrestling]

Agree, Lucas should've kept as the Trilogy. The Last Crusade had the perfect ending with Indy, Henry, Marcus and Sallah all rifing off into the sunset.

[@Adam-sd2ow]

Same with OG Star Wars.

[@CaptainCastle]

I legit always forget crystal skull was a thing

[@Serr8edGrin]

RIP Indiana Jones. KK has destroyed another franchise. She is a true villain and an enemy of fans.

[@funkyweapon1981]

She needs to die...In Minecraft.

[@claykeough7898]

She didn't destroy it though! Just don't pay money for it. She can never take the joy out of watching the first three so don't give her the credit she wants of ruining beloved franchises

[@brunoheggli2888]

Its a classic nice adventure movie with old Indy!Great fun!

[@Anthony-ku2bb]

Darth Menopause (KK) has destroyed another fictional character beyond repair.

[@mikitz]

@@claykeough7898 Just like the Arc of the Covenant...just don't look at it.

[@UPTAUT]

Thank you for your service. No one deserves this, but to do it voluntarily is above and beyond

[@paulomontero12]

Men build it women destroy it.

[@Scruffynerfherder10]

This intro is better than the whole of the dial of dysentery. And didn’t cost 300 million

[@HeelvsBabyface]

$295 million only. $10 for the video, the rest for me.

[@Scruffynerfherder10]

@@HeelvsBabyfaceyou’ll be making more profit than Disney then

[@davidm8966]

@@HeelvsBabyface so the typical Hollywood margin? :'D

[@citycrusher9308]

@@HeelvsBabyface okay, you failed at hitting the mark once you called this film ''soulless'' rather than ''Man-h8ting''. It's a man h8ing film. That's the issue any self respecting man should have with this production

[@Repugnantone]

@@HeelvsBabyface You're going to need it to pay all those psych bills that are going to start piling up.

[@paulgerard5413]

I think Disney is deliberately ruining all of these iconic franchises so all of us who grew up with the classic films stop watching them. Then Disney has free reign to educate our kids with “The Message.” And not a parent in sight.

[@drj602]

Smart!

[@a.y.7738]

Insidious but probably true!

[@johnfish1194]

I am 57 years old, i dont need Disney to teach me shit.

[@matthull9964]

TOTALLY AGREE, This film is a Tax write off for Disney. What a total waste of time.......

[@ValtheJean]

Opening two and a half minutes unironically more cinematic gold than any of the garbage Disney has been shovelling out for years.

[@nicbrone1846]

That was a great opening. I wish that could’ve kept going.

[@christinesinclair6938]

My father tried to drag me to Indiana Groans and the Dial of Dumbassery. I convinced him we should see a different movie instead.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

What you see

[@charlesfuentes3695]

Hope the ol' man wasn't disappointed.

[@jonboy8181]

So you didn’t see it. I love reviews from folks that’s didn’t even see something! 😂

[@WetPig]

@@jonboy8181 That is why we watch reviews from people that have seen it.

[@jonboy8181]

How’s that working out for you…having other people tell you how to think and feel? Good luck with that man. Later.

[@zacharyroth3028]

I just saw it and I will never make fun of kingdom of the crystal skull ever again. This movie was bad

[@finlaycowan3681]

Hollywood forgot that films are supposed to make us feel good... to feel good about ourselves... to inspire us to do better... and to help us get through the challenges of our little lives.

[@lloydjbear5383]

My childhood hero. My absolute favourite fictional character of all time. What they’ve done makes me feel physically sick. Utterly heartbreaking.

[@teamistress197]

It's sickening and heartbreaking

[@michaelmazey3322]

On the upside they didn't massacre Indy until well after we all knew what to expect. At least you (hopefully) knew to come watch Az rip into it instead of wasting your money for the experience. Just imagine the poor Luke Skywalker guys. They got blind-sided so hard that some of them are still in denial.

[@MiaogisTeas]

It was Obi Wan Kenobi for me. Dr Jones is a close second, so I feel your pain

[@munkyman33]

Han for me. They took away all joy and growth from the char to kill him meaninglesly and unceremoniously. Screw Disney. The original 3 never got a scene together and Chewie didn't even get time to show due respect. All for proping up Catheleen Kennedy insert female Mary Sues. What a way to destroy culture.

[@zimriel]

Mine was Luke Skywalker. Kathleen Kennedy thrust her strapon into him, earlier.

[@gamerkingdom1442]

That intro perfectly describes how DEPRESSING DISNEY MOVIES HAVE BECOME…. Thank you for your sacrifice AZ…. And SCREW YOU DISNEY AND LUCASFILM!!

[@SumDumGy]

Don’t watch them and you’ll never even know!

[@sarov7658]

@@SumDumGy I only pirate and watch 2x don't think I wil even bother this time mayb I wil check out secret invasion that's it

[@stpaulmercantile]

Uh oh. Excessive use of capital letters. Didn’t you read the rules required for posting in the comments?

[@SumDumGy]

@@sarov7658 So you’re watching them and trying to mitigate/defend that with excuses. “I only watch for free.” “I watch it really fast.” “I only watch such and such.” You’re watching. That’s the only point that matters. You don’t have to. If you want to, do so, but don’t go on the excusefest. Own it. You’re obviously interested enough to bother.

[@RegnaSaturna]

I comfort myself in knowing i live in a time Harisson Ford could read all of this just before he dies.

[@teleaddict23]

What is it about Pheobe whatsherface? She wrote the appalling shite that was the last James Bond where she probably got great pleasure in killing him off. She shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near movie franchises. Any film that tries to be woke in any way by lecturing it’s audience is not worth watching IMO. Thanks for the heads up.

[@jeffmcdonald4225]

You are a far better film maker than the people producing the current Disney tripe.

[@THE_CDN]

It's both funny and sad that a youtuber does a far better job with cinematography and gravitas than most current Hollywood films. Thanks, Az. Keep fighting the good fight.

[@jacques8895]

I went to the theater 9 times to see Raiders of the lost ark, it’s always been my favorite movie, I can’t bring myself to see the tearing down of my favorite movie character

[@GabrielOnuris]

Lara Croft doesn't need Phoebe Horseface to be destroyed; Crystal Dynamics has already done that.

[@tioraytm]

I think this video perfectly covers the darkness Disney has sunk into.

[@funkyweapon1981]

More like Dorkness!

[@ericng7511]

In my mind the series ended when they rode off into the sunset in the last crusade. You deserve an award for such a fine review. Completely honest and no holding back. Love it!

[@stevenyarnell8422]

It is the way I saw the series too.

[@phoradio1277]

I'm 41, Indiana Jones was like Superman to us......THERE ARE 3 INDANA JONES MOVIES👏👏👏👏👏

[@brunoheggli2888]

No for me it never ends!I would like to see mire movies with old Indy,but there is no chance because this silly crazy negatif propaganda!

[@brunoheggli2888]

There are 5 Indy movies,and number 5 is one of the better ones!

[@Danni611]

Yes. Why do they keep prattling about giving Indy the ending he deserves when he already got the best possible ending?

[@jasperscholtz8598]

I have no words this was a shameless cash grab on the legacy of Indiana Jones.

[@SymphonyBrahms]

First was Marian. Then Willie. Then Elsa. Then Marian again. But this film has Helena from Hell. Phoebe Wall of Bricks. Sad. Just sad.

[@PowderToastMan77]

I'll skip this movie altogether

[@Nationalfrontdisco71]

I'll skip this movie

[@the-infinite-one-5390]

I wouldn’t even watch it for free.

[@Angelcynn_]

Almost everyone will

[@The_Crayon_God]

Amen to that brother! 😂

[@TheJadedFilmMaker]

same

[@UrShadowbannedGoIncognito]

Boycott Disney.

[@Ifailedeverything]

It’s not even hard to boycott them. All of their stuff is terrible. And the stuff that was good? They just reboot and make it terrible.

[@UrShadowbannedGoIncognito]

@@Ifailedeverything 🎯.

[@howard7073]

Agreed but they keep turning out absolute nonsense anyway so it’s not difficult to disregard them completely.

[@RealJesseONFIRE]

I discussed this video on my live stream and it got age restricted. That’s how much I liked it.

[@ronaldoago-go5907]

Best review reaction I've seen...i haven't seen the movie and don't intend to. I'll watch the trilogy again instead.

[@nitronorman1491]

Ironically, if you made a movie about Kathleen Kennedy and all the things she'd done she'd go down as one of those villains who got away with it, the Life and Times of a Serial Movie Killer. You could make a joke about one of Hollywood's villains popping out of the picture box and taking her place without anyone noticing. As long as she's around none of the bad guys on film will be as villainous as she is.

[@Gohka]

Perhaps she's less a villain and more an anti-hero? Let's face it I think most of us have been complaining about the lack of new, original IPs in our film and TV and even games. Everything these days is a sequel or a prequel or a re-imagining. If they just drive all these franchises in to the ground then studio execs have no choice but to greenlight NEW stuff rather than just relying on nostalgia to get us in the cinema.

[@peppersnap29]

You've earned a sub. Kathleen can't expect to tear down memories and childhoods without repercussion. How is she still employed?!

[@phoradio1277]

Honestly I'm now convinced all this crap is for tax write offs and justification for stagnant wages.

[@GoryEyedBeast1978]

That's what I keep asking! Does this woman have the only copy of the disney-produced porno from Hitler's bunker or something? How can someone do that much damage and still be in charge?

[@sledawgpilot]

BlackRock bucks.

[@hubertET]

She has veegeena. In today's "oppressive racist patriarchy" she is above the law of any kind. Including any consequences of her actions.

[@raskolnikov6443]

Propaganda and subversion are their objectives. They are succeeding. They already have changed the values of the population. Profit is secondary.

[@ianking8315]

the only person to blame is harrison ford he should have said no to diluting his character, actors need to stand up.

[@goldenultra]

1923 is Harrison Fords swan song season 2. Quite an amazing series, watch that instead of this.

[@phil4986]

Amazing review. I just came from The Critical Drinkers review to this one. This completely justified emotion is what millions will be feeling when the word gets out. Disney cannot go bankrupt fast enough. Unbelievably disappointing to see Disney take a slow gutting knife to Indiana Jones. Outstanding review and video. 1:30 a rose, covered in the tears of the Loyal Indiana Jones fans, to place on the grave of Indiana Jones - murdered June 2023, by the Disney Corporation.

[@ianarmstrong9594]

H. Ford must have known how the film would turn out given the woke butchering of great film franchises and so tarnished his decades long film legacy for a pay day, it shows his lack of respect for his fans and his career

[@paulelroy6650]

why are wanting a film that 1000s of people worked on to flop. why do want people to loose money simply because you didnt like a film.

[@TheMaleRei]

@@paulelroy6650 Are you new to this channel?

[@captainuseless2120]

@@paulelroy6650 cuz it’s a crappy film that butchers the legacy of what came before.

[@phil4986]

@@ianarmstrong9594 I don't look at it that way. I think that Harrison Ford knew that Disney was going to chop the franchise to bits no matter what and that he had friends who would never work in a film this size and get paid this much again to do that. So, for Mr. Ford, this was as much helping out some lifelong friends make a last great paycheck as he, himself, takes a last great paycheck as well. I don't blame Harrison Ford for the absolute garbage Disney has been putting out. Disney is responsible for that - all on their own.

[@captainflintlock7266]

Thank you for the cinematic experience. Lucasfilm has nothing left to kill.

[@derekwarr8567]

Don't say that, they'll take it as a challenge

[@echoesofmalachor3700]

@@derekwarr8567at this point they’d have to create something good just to destroy it. And we all know they are wholly incapable of creating something worthwhile

[@keungwan5901]

​@@derekwarr8567they'll probably import anime to desecrate ... er, re-imagine that

[@begzadaculafic5497]

THX-1138 and Howard the Duck... American Graffiti...

[@spede1]

I like how an 80 year old Harrison Ford is running around like he's in his 30's

[@edyoung6573]

Thank you from saving my wife and I from wasting our money going to see this!!!!! God Bless you for speaking your mind!!!!

[@wokkyminniecon9803]

I love how Mads' character got absolutely wiped off a moving train, presumed dead, then 15mins later he's back; no scars, no back story of how he's even alive. Great writing 👍🏾

[@WEIRDxGRIM]

So basically she stole the artifact that indy was researching and planning to bring it to a museum after he is finished with it, to sell it on a black market, meaning that artifact will never be seen again. Then later in the movie she berate him about stealing long lost and forgoten artifacts to display them in a museum, like wtf girl.

[@donwald3436]

It's only wrong when a whytmale does it.

[@mookyyzed2216]

Don't you just find yourself in awe of brilliant and logical writing?😂

[@laurasands8322]

Films are much better with a strong female lead to show the man how it's done, said no-one ever.

[@samuraichicken2315]

When a movie has been reshot so many times, some incoherence in the script is to be expected.

[@user-nv2wt4hi8t]

There was more soul and care in Az's tragic opening than in the entirety of the woke, stumbling corpse that is the new Phoebe Waller Jones and the Death of Indie.

[@SumDumGy]

You wouldn’t have known that had you not gone and seen it.

[@rockinHurley777]

​@@SumDumGyit's very much safe to assume anything kk touches is trash.

[@user-nv2wt4hi8t]

@@SumDumGy Fortunately, I didn't go to see it, I watched it from the comfort of my own home on a free streaming site online and didn't reward their incompetence with my money.

[@rockinHurley777]

@@user-nv2wt4hi8t you still wasted your time

[@user-nv2wt4hi8t]

@@rockinHurley777 I did, but not much of it. Skimmed through it for 5, maybe 10 minutes, just to confirm the worst of it based on the leaks and reveals put out there before it's release. Worth it to then be able to confirm to people what dog shit this is.

[@BoSmith7045]

They probably thought killing off Mutt would be a fan service bone to the fans since we didn't care for the Crystal Skull or LaBeouf (sp?). Having Karen Allen show up at the end was obviously tacked on in a attempt to calm fans down and I hope they paid her a ton of money to show up. What is it with these psychos that keep taking once heroic characters and turning them into old isolated sad sacks that get lead around by skinny little girls!?! its damn near a trope now.

[@mariamanasewitsch2977]

Thank YOU for sparing ME from seeing this. Sorry you CANNOT unsee it!!! Great vlog tho!!!

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

What hurts more than what they did to Indy, was that Indy willing laid himself upon their sacrificial altar.

[@rockerdowns6051]

I’ll keep it simple. Finally a review that expresses how I feel about the unnecessary degradation of a childhood hero. Bravo! Subscribed

[@tubey84]

"This was an autopsy of a great character." Yep. 100% spot on.

[@daghostds]

I would say 99%, the 1% being with a chainsaw..

[@paulelroy6650]

nah that was crystal skull

[@SilverFoxUK87]

Love it when Indy takes a kicking then the theme kicks in and he fights back! The reluctant hero; rest in peace.

[@JohnDoe-uu2zs]

I still need to see this for myself. I really hope they don’t destroy Indy like they did to Bond

[@dafunkycanuck]

So sad. Hollywood excels at disappointing these days. Thank you for your service Az.

[@Itried20takennames]

Nah…there were always plenty of bad movies around, and a couple good ones. We just tend to have nostalgia googles for whatever movies we saw in our teens and early 20s. Plus now, we only see the GOOD movies from prior decades, but there were lots misguided script ideas or dumb cash grab movies back then as well….just now mostly forgotten.

[@bradforester3635]

The lead actress is a transgender man

[@brunoheggli2888]

The lead actress is hot!

[@MsSharondenadel]

The feeling of contributing to the box office numbers just to be able to review it, is enough to crush one's soul 🙁

[@nickmoore385]

Az took one for the team there.

[@ItsMrAssholeToYou]

Think of it as taking a tiny sample from an artifact to run tests on. Yes, it damages it, but the small sacrifice makes possible great benefit to mankind.

[@skywolfc2040]

You spoil us, Az. Not only do you go to see a horrible movie so we don't have to, but on your way there, you give us some beautiful video of the Yorkshire countryside.

[@Brutallyhonestcouple]

Ballsy of you to do the intro like that for a first timer. But bravo!!!! Love your energy and bravado! This is excellent. Keep doing what you’re doing.

[@mig1017]

Kathleen really breaking records, leaving a trail of dead franchises.

[@bdleo300]

She is doing exactly what they told her to do... no other explanation why she still has her job after all these failures.

[@senormarston]

What is the problem with that woman? Why is she just so awful at what she does but still keeps her job?

[@toldyouso5588]

Indiana Jones 5 and the dumpsterfire of dementia

[@jeromeisaacs4428]

KK is the Jeffrey Dahmer of the Film Industry

[@mig1017]

@@jeromeisaacs4428 lol, well said

[@jmace2424]

Imagine being the employees of the movie theatre and coffee shop “Well it’s Friday so Az should be along anytime now.” 🤗

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Archimedes invented the time-fissure device so he could travel to the future and prevent Indian Jones 5 from being made, but he coldcocked by a backwards traveling PWB before he could use it.

[@omarakthar8097]

"i'm kinda mad....and sad....and that is one of the worst fucking films i've ever seen in my life..." LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@omarakthar8097]

"there's also some kid....for some reason....who offers nothing...at all.............moving on."

[@thetitan914]

To quote a movie, when movies were still good, "there's nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit, there is no prosthetic for that..." RIP Indie. 😢

[@NitroModelsAndComics]

Scent of a Woman. A real fave of mine.

[@cedarstuff]

Favourite part of The Last Crusade was when Indy was reaching for the Grail at the end, and then his dad punched him in the face.

[@wheeliebin18]

And the audience clapped.

[@craig8197]

You're misrembering. The blonde lady punched him and saved him from falling into the hole and found the grail by herself when Indy wanted to grab a plain metal cup.

[@thapthoptheep2076]

Irony is that the absurdity of drinking water from a cup given to you by an 800 year old monk can heal a mortal wound...but yeah, let's pretend the bar has been lowered for this film and the crystal skull fridge nonsense. The other films were REALISTIC! 😂

[@sonny12681]

A good way to solve the problem is to have the opposite of a boycott which is a buycott. A buycott is when a new company is created by those who protest against a certain company so that people who dislike what's going on with the mainstream corporations can put their money in a company that's in the same business but that new company does things that are morally right that the people want. We need a new company that's in the same business that Disney is in but is more conservative and does the right thing. We need a buycott.

[@looneyville3]

Cracker wasn't used in 1969. The word was honky.

[@j.hmarvelous2231]

Thank you for sacrificing yourself AZ! 🙏🏾 You’re a great general fighting within this 💩 culture.

[@teamistress197]

Gratitude to you and your creator brethren for your sacrifice in seeing this revolting mess of a film. They have gutted a much loved franchise and dishonoured a character that we all loved.

[@rockinHurley777]

Yea he's really sticking it to them by giving Lucasfilm his time and money even tho they hate him.. really fighting the good fight 🙄

[@DaKdawg]

That whole intro of journeying to the theatre and the aftermath was pure Art.

[@opensourcedev22]

A person told me that she regretted spending $90 on tickets and food to see this movie. I told her that I would have to get paid $90 instead, and I would have to get a personal apology from Kathleen Kennedy afterwards in order to see it. No way am I watching it , until lands on Disney+ ...

[@crazyedo9979]

The movie wasn't that bad. Especially the scene where Indy is riding on the back of the dinosaur leading the armies of trolls and orcs to conquer the land of the care bears and setting the carbonite potted Arielle free.😁

[@SNUSNU-lz7dh]

The first film we ever rented when we got our Radio Rentals video player was Raiders of the lost ark . Watching Indy beat the Nazis and save the day with my Mum & Dad was a huge childhood memory “ I’ll never forget you Indy RIP “

[@darrengordon-hill]

Remember our Radio Rentals TV that took 50p in the side. Good times I can thankfully rewatch online (this weekend: Incredible Hulk and Two Ronnies)

[@ViolentMessiah666]

Seen a lot of franchises burned to the ground by ideologues in the last few years but hearing about this one stings

[@0bvs101]

They never wanted to make money, they wanted to destroy everything we love. Start naming the franchises the business destroyed.

[@kennydolby1379]

Everybody says funk KK, and while it's true, Harrison Ford agreed to play in this movie. He could always say, 1st I want Steven to direct this, 2nd no Disney executives meddling in the creative proces, 3rd don't make Indy a miserable old man.

[@lonestar6709]

Rest in peace, Indiana. You were great. What happened to you? What happened to us?!

[@jackmesrel4933]

To the people that we were to become?!

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

@@jackmesrel4933 I don't know, but let's blame John Romero.

[@carlosm.devasconcelllos3939]

This Witch, horse faced, already killed James Bond., I Hate this English ugly skinny incompetent.

[@_MikeJon_]

That first part literally had me in tears. I'm still crying and I don't think I'll ever be the same innocent man I once was. You brave, brave soul.

[@dafyddthomas7299]

Agree OP was brave for sitting through this dreadful film - First 3 Indy were classic and had soul,+ timeless adventure; even Id4 skull was okay - had perfect ending - union with Son and marrying Marion - should have stopped there.

[@RealJesseONFIRE]

I honestly think this might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen

[@thomaschaves5751]

Thanks! I heard it was bad. I have the hat. I have the jacket. I have the wip. I liked the first three movies so much. I won't see this travesty.

[@oldandpeculier3693]

The intro to this video was 100 times better than any of the crap I have seen coming out of hollywood in the last 5 years. I want AZ, Drinker, Nerdrotic, Mauler and all to work on a movie.....they would be unbeatable because....they CARE!!!

[@Necrowolf81]

oh please. There have been several good films even from Disney. GOTG 3 and End game for example.

[@TheDon266]

​@@Necrowolf81so we have one film from the spring before lockdown and one film where Disney had barely any control over it. Any other cherries you wish to pick?

[@massimilianotomasoni]

Right! I gave up watching Hollywood's garbage four years ago. It's painful and utterly embarassing. He deserves all our praises for his commitment!

[@chapel8818]

😂😂😂 annnnnd that is about an honest a review as you’ll ever see! I’ll never know just how bad it actually is because I refuse to even see it. Same with the last two Star Wars “movies”. I’m just going to ignore these atrocities and pretend they don’t even exist. Because I’m my world… they don’t

[@HerrEllsworth]

Since Rey got another Star Wars film, I will put down $$$ that Phoebe gets her own film green-lighted in spite of this mess.

[@TimEagle77]

At least Willie had character development and actually turned from annoying to hero a few times by the end

[@TeamMagicLifeOfficial]

Whos willie

[@Guardian582]

@@TeamMagicLifeOfficial i believe she was the ditzy blonde in "Indy and the Temple of Doom"

[@bobb4you]

Kate Capshaw's comic timing is excellent

[@tigerfist5120]

Willie was hilarious

[@AnitaLife27]

Still hate Willie. I wanted Marion back, not the director’s current wife.

[@franksbtka1624]

It's Indiana JONES!!! Not Indiana JANE!!

[@katieaiken3000]

Ahahahaha instant new subscriber! That was the best, hilariously epic takedown of another failed attempt by Hollyweird to jam their agenda down our throats Ive ever been privileged to see and/or hear. Hear,Hear; Amen and We’ll Done sir. It’s amazing in a way how tone deaf the whole lot of them are- I too hope they lose their shirt in this mess…even they will feel the consequences at some point (?) Not holding my breath. Been years since I went to a theater- don’t see that changing anytime soon- thanks for taking one for the team!

[@jonathantoms3585]

My wife and I. Feel sorry for the owners of small independent cinemas. We have been to several movies in the past few years. Afterwards wondered why we wasted our time and money. It’s cheaper for us to stay home and watch these movies on our Fetch TV subscription. Usually $6 for one movie compared to $30 for us both at the cinema. If it’s bad. Well it cost us $6 it’s all good. We are watching more and more old movies on DVD. Better economics

[@RilaAudio]

The Indiana Jones trilogy is one of the best on-screen experiences of all time.

[@zerc1]

Like most commenters here; I will avoid parting with my hard earned money to teach Disney a lesson. Thank you for your honest and hilarious review.