Kingdom Come Deliverance - Kill Everything - Part 1

Henry of Skalitz has had enough.
That boy aint right in all sorts of stuff, but he is going to wipe out everyone in 1403 Bohemia that he can get his hands on.
I thought Henry could get all this done in one part, but after playing for ten hours, I only go through the tutorial section with more villagers destroyed that I thought were in the game.
Looks like we have a new series.
I feel bad for the villagers, well almost.

[@khadelsnerdo]

Henry woke up and decided, " I'm getting hungry, for murder"

[@helicalgoose]

Henry is so hungry that he is going to clear his plate :P

[@Henry0fSkalitz69]

I can confirm

[@ExtremeMan10]

Cumans must have felt really weird when they arrived in Skalitz and no one was there, just a ghost town.

[@helicalgoose]

Bodies scattered all around, most things stolen, and strangely piles of beef everywhere. Yah, the cumans are going to be telling ghost stories about Skaltiz for generations.

[@hugocorreia8039]

@@helicalgoosethe ghost of Skalitz

[@VanguardDeezNutz]

50,000 peasants used to live here. Now it's a ghost town

[@andymk8951]

​@@hugocorreia8039Is this a Gow reference?

[@RestitutorEuropa]

They were probably like “oh shit, looks like someone already did our job for us”

[@mellome83]

Jesus Christ be praised, Henry's come to see us! Missed you, lad. Cancelling my plans for the day and putting this on loop.

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, its a strange release day for certain, but hopefully the episode is pretty good for you all :D

[@mellome83]

@@helicalgoose Really dug the Bohemian Psycho play style. Senseless slaughter is the best kind of slaughter. Can't wait for part 2!

[@MrZork33]

That stomping animation kills me every single time, I don't know what's more funny, the fact he stomped the entirety of talmberg after they healed him and gave him food and shelter, or his god damned poker face while he stomps his 100th victim and then goes to talk with people and do quests like absolutely nothing happened

[@helicalgoose]

I think its the force he put behind that stomp, it sort of makes me think that the villagers or guards owed him money or something. :P

[@furanduron4926]

"Look Henrys come to s- ...wait... Henry? Henry! HENRYYYYYYYYY-" *Dies*

[@helicalgoose]

The most accurate description of what happens in this game :P

[@docelasustypek1321]

Look, Henry's come to slay us!

[@helicalgoose]

@@docelasustypek1321 Not everyone is always happy to see Henry :P

[@user-tz1pk7nn9p]

Snaaake!

[@thrustvectoring8120]

Dont you just stand there, pour us a drink! -pours poison

[@helicalgoose]

Sir Hanush is a lucky man that you can't poison his booze, otherwise he would really go thirsty :P

[@Dragono3]

4:30 Even after getting beaten up and his clothes stolen he never forgets about kuttenberg

[@ExtremeMan10]

He must have had wild night there to never forget such memory.

[@helicalgoose]

lol, I like to think that was the bailiffs last words. No matter how bad it gets...don't forget!

[@MonstertruckBadass]

Oh my, a new KCD series from Helical? Jesus Christ be praised!

[@helicalgoose]

Jesus Christ be praised indeed! *starts pouring out a drink*

[@user-bn5df6hl1d]

Back to the ole grind Henry- "cant forget about Kuttenberg"

[@helicalgoose]

lol, I like to think that was the bailiffs last words. No matter how bad it gets...don't forget!

[@1ShepardCZ]

Fun fact: Kuttenberg still exist in Czech rep. (Kuttenberg = Kutná Hora)

[@user-bn5df6hl1d]

And they say games cant teach us stuff lol

[@TheFrozenMonkeyKing]

"You won't like me when I'm hungry."

[@helicalgoose]

OOOooh, if they ever make KCD2, I demand there is a line in the game where Henry says that. I might just have to pay to get the voice actor so say such a thing :P

[@onfik]

lool dude i love the way you edit your videos, the way you line up the dialogs and cutscenes and all that so funny lmao i also love your absolute brutality in this game

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks! I do miss making videos for KCD since they bring out so many good opportunities to edit some fun things out there :D

[@levincowcat]

A silver lining to an otherwise rotten day. Thank you

[@helicalgoose]

Ah, I am glad to give a little bit of joy, hopefully the rest of the day turns out much better! *starts pouring a drink*

[@MrZork33]

playing this game wrong will never fail to make me laugh, shit's hilarious, been a long time I havent laughed this hard, thank you

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks for coming back and watching again! KCD is just one of those good times once in awhile. :D

[@SonofSkyrim01]

Nothing made me happier in this game than killing all the NPCs I encountered. Nothing pissed me off more than not being able to kill immortal npcs.

[@helicalgoose]

100% agreed! Luckily in this game there are only a few immortal characters in the main quest (outside the tutorial). I was to say 9 people in total, maybe a couple more if you include the DLC. Not quite the same freedom as Fallout New Vegas, but pretty good, considering Henry already wiped out 155 NPCs just in the tutorial areas, so I am afraid about how high this counter is going to go! :P

[@WikterRor2807]

well its hard to make every npc killable... In an rpg

[@sergazza]

Henry's come back once again to spread love and kindness

[@helicalgoose]

Henry wanted to give hugs to everyone in Talmberg, but someone squealed on him, so now they got the love taps all around instead.

[@C.J2547]

omg... that barrel roll the guy did when you killed the horse from under him 🤣 the physics in this game never gets old

[@helicalgoose]

I love it so much. Just think of all the crazy physics we would see if they had more NPC enemies on horses. I am certain we would see a few enemies stuck in tree or on top of houses non stop :P

[@ColorsIn-jk6lv]

Forget the cumans invading, Henry was first to destroy skalitz

[@helicalgoose]

Henry calling dibs on Skaltiz. Now the cumans are pissed at him and plot throughout the game to get their stuff back from him.

[@jayin9749]

You know, with the ammount of blood being poured, sir hanush might not need a drink.

[@helicalgoose]

Sir Hanush might stop breathing before he stops drinking. But with Henry around like that, it might happen :P

[@kevinchen4425]

So glad to see you back to serve the community🎉🎉🎉 waiting for more Kingdom Come Clearance episodes!!!

[@helicalgoose]

Got to clear out all the 1403 country side, Henry is making way for new building prospects in the region. Oh god, that makes him sound way more evil that usual.

[@martinja9953]

That knocking at 21:25 nearly killed me as I am alone in the house at 1 am in the morning ... I nearly shat my pants ffs... I am sitting with my back facing a window-... I thought my sould would leav my body or some Henry is lurking outside... of my 2nd story building...

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, I like to think that Henry just hikes up 2nd floor of a building to stare through windows. But that sound effect is crazy especially with headphones. If I don't know its coming it hits me too! I think there are people outside my place.

[@gekgaming5082]

Haha me too bro

[@HENRY-pe6ix]

ahhh look at henry he is solving poverty

[@helicalgoose]

Real estate agents hate Henry for this one trick in creating affordable housing...

[@BlackBirdFlyAway]

Lol, Henry is back terrifying Bohemia 😂😂😂😂 “I see a thief, I see a wuss” cracked me so hard I started coughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, I had no idea that I said that until I was editing this series up. Sometimes these things just get blurted out and works :P

[@BlackBirdFlyAway]

@@helicalgoose that’s what makes your channel so unique 😂

[@Ironmaidenportugal]

Henry gone Postal! Things to do list on monday: 1. fetch some beer. 2. get money from the debt. 3. buy some charcoal 4. get the cross-sword from guard. "Get everything by killing everyone of the village" mission accomplished with extreme prejudice, time to head home!

[@helicalgoose]

I do like the fact that Henry's dad, witnessing the village completely destroyed is only concerned about getting cold ale from the Inn. A true father if there ever was one. :P

[@derkitheofficial3306]

Just began playing this game a few days ago after wanting to play it for a long while, and i was already considering doing a second playthrough, where i would kill everyone. Luckily, i found your video! Great video, definitely gonna be watching this series along with my first playthrough. Thanks!

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, the second play through is the best for KCD to be honest! For me the first time through, I was being careful, trying not to make NPCs mad or anything. But after beating the game I was like screw this! Time to be a jerk, and that is when the game really opened up for me!

[@alexperaza701]

The knock on the door in 21:29 scared the crap out of me, im watching this at 12:00am home alone, my heart its pounding 💀

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, I think that sound effect has a 110% chance to hit headphone users especially hard. Honestly, when I was editing the video I had to remind myself that the knocking is coming from the video! :P

[@the_soggster3464]

Sometimes I wonder how the real Henry out there feels about thousands of people psychotically murdering hundreds upon hundreds of innocent digital people with his face.

[@helicalgoose]

Ah you mean Tom McKay. I don't know, that might be a good AMA sort of question for him. Though to be fair, I don't know how he would answer something like that. "Your face is responsible for legions of digital deaths in 1403, what do you have to say for you self?" Tom Mckay:"I feel quite Hungry"

[@LaceEditing]

Jesus that knocking was literally the scariest thing to ever happen to me

[@helicalgoose]

That knocking sound has not business going that hard in the middle of the night with headphones on. Sometimes I have remind myself with editing that its just a sound effect, not the door.

[@I_live_in_your_walls.]

Robard standing over Henry the slaughterer of men, women and children with his hand on his sword would’ve been a better ending of the story than the real campaign.😂

[@helicalgoose]

Sir Robard could've stopped all this, he had his chance! But as twists go, that would've been a good way to do a surprise ending of the game :P

[@lilyfurley9833]

Lol I've rewatched all these I love your use of sound affects and returning jokes like Henry of skaliz or kuttenburg

[@deltapayback2110]

I don't know why this showed up in my algorithm, but i had a great time watching this. Thanks for the upload and have a sub.

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, it is quite a strange video indeed, especially if you haven't played or its been awhile since playing KCD, which is now about 5+ years old. But if you have played it already, it is much easier to follow along with Henry that has gone off the rails :P If a similar thing thing interest you and you don't want to wait for the next parts, you can check out my "Hardcore Henry" series, which is a bit less murdery but still off the rails. :P Either way, thanks for the sub! :D

[@deltapayback2110]

@@helicalgoose Thanks for the reply and the advice, i'm definitely planning to check more out, just got done watching theresa going ham and murdering everyone. Your editing makes things even more fun too. Keep it up!

[@helicalgoose]

Oh god, I forgotten about that. Though Theresa going ham and just destroying everyone in no armor and just a dress is pretty spot on. I do wish she did have more voice lines in certain situations, but glad you like the editing, hope to see you around for me :D

[@Mrfailstandstil]

i played kcd literally 90 days of summer 2020, my favorite medieval rpg of the last decade alongside with skyrim ant witcher 3, hyped af for kcd2, great vid! so funny! 100% gonna watch 2-nd part!

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks, glad you enjoyed! KCD2 coming out so there is an opportunity to play the original one more time before the release! Now, another Witcher game would really really be great, but I don't think we are going to see that for another decade haha

[@shadmansudipto7287]

That was fun. Been a long time since I've laughed maniacally.

[@helicalgoose]

I am glad I am not the only one laughing at a gaggle of villagers all bunched up looking for a guard and having a grand time :P

[@TempGuest7]

whats even more crazy than Henry waking up one day and running past his parents to go and do what Henry does, is the lack of subscribers you have mate, a true crime against humanity that I for one will not be taking part of, subscribed, you legend!

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, I was reading this part as its crazy that Henry decided to get up one day and run past his parents and said "Today I choose violence" and just went with it :P But many thanks! I am glad you enjoyed KCD madness! Hopefully you will stick around for some more!

[@ThaJallis]

I've never clicked a video faster. Welcome back Henry! I'm sure no cows were harmed during the filming of this video.

[@helicalgoose]

I do have to make a KCD video sometime where no cows are harmed and it would shock everyone here :P Hope you enjoy the video! Here have a drink! *starts pouring a drink*

[@ThaJallis]

Thank you for not just standing there :D @@helicalgoose

[@madakenabru6458]

@@helicalgoose Maybe you will do one last playthrough, in the future, of Henry the Monk? No killing, no stealing, wearing only monks cloth? To repent all your sins! Hardcore mode as well.

[@helicalgoose]

Hmm, that does sound like a good short challenge. The biggest problem I have in my own head is not B-lining it to the finish line asap, but does seem like something to do for a quick little play time :P

[@Voliharmin]

Another Henry the psychopath series to follow

[@helicalgoose]

I believe the people of 1403 Bohemia just look at Henry like..."ah shit, here we go again" whenever they see a new playthrough.

[@VORP125]

Finally, a proper walkthrough!

[@helicalgoose]

Everything you need to know how to play Kingdom Come Deliverance the correct way! :D

[@toms.7913]

Within the first 30 seconds of this video I was laughing my ass off. You put me into an asthma attack.

[@helicalgoose]

Haha glad to hear! Well hopefully I don't cause any damage! I think that deserves a little drink! *starts pouring out a drink for toms* Hope you enjoy the rest of the series, its not quite done, but if you ever get bored you can try out Hardcore Henry Series, its a bit more of the same insanity ;)

[@Legojack261]

I'm doing a 'Merciful' run and it's pretty frustrating at times not being allowed to kill anyone, even in self defence. Watching you do the complete opposite and kill everyone gives me the strength to continue.

[@helicalgoose]

The merciful run is just torture at times. The only thing you can do is punch people and run. When I did my run, I basically just ran as fast as I could and just B-lined it to the end of the game, so it wasn't too enjoyable for me other than doing a speedrun haha :P

[@edgychico9311]

Radzig must've been playing Mount & Blade 2 while similarly shooting down Vlandians and Battanions with an explosive shotgun with AK47 on his back playing as Gavin but never noticed Henry kept massacred every people of Skalitz at the background.

[@helicalgoose]

I would've been proud of Sir Radish if he was actually taking down the Vlandians death stacks for me, unlike my other NPC so called allies who funnel 100 man armies into 1200 doom stack armies that they have been bringing around. And right when I have them on the ropes and cut down their armies and capture most of their lords, they do a peace that does nothing but let them rebuild that death stack. No no, I didn't have problems with them recently in Bannerlord :P

[@vincent9384]

I've got my chicken nuggies AND helical has a new Kingdom Come video!?!? Hot diggity dog is it gonna be a good day!

[@helicalgoose]

That is what we all like hear! Jealous of the nuggies! Now I have to go out and buy some myself! Enjoy! :D

[@Gimboid79]

Yey! You're back! 🎉 Did you know you can 'kill' Zbyshek?! In Skalitz if you follow him home and wait till he's eating you get the kill option... He comes back to life later for story reasons but it sure is satisfying! Hope you're well Helical!

[@helicalgoose]

Haha its good to see you back again too! I did not know about the "kill option when he eats" ill have to check that out. From what I thought in this game since time is standing still sort of, that none of the villagers eat during this time. He loses his immortality tag right after the dung quest, so that is a bonus there. And I think we can kill him one more time during this play through :P I do have to say I was trying quite a bit to get out of Skaltiz when you go back to the village and Zbyshek ran out. I was trying to get a shot at him since he might not be immortal again? but that is alright, most of the character only need to get killed once ;)

[@Gimboid79]

@@helicalgoose I've got a clip of my Henry taking out Zbyshek and I can't remember if it's before or after the dung throwing scene... I assume after. But I'm sure you can figure it out! Great video again!

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks! If you do find it and it was before the dung scene, then I am completely interested because that could break the game even further, the possibilities!

[@Gimboid79]

@@helicalgooseI've got it saved on my phone, happy to share it if I can but it's literally seven seconds of the animation of Henry doing the kill... I'm certain it's after the dung throwing as everyone just goes back about their business and set npc routines. If you like I can try emailing the clip or house location? But that said if you keep away from the tavern before the cut scenes trigger I'm sure the NPCs go about their routines and the house in question is on Kunesh's side of the village...

[@Gimboid79]

@@helicalgoose I've found a save pre cut scene I'll see if it works and report back 👍

[@headsgrowback1]

The scene of henry arriving at talmberg and the cumans screaming to kill him reminded me of the opening of The Thing, where the swedish guy is trying to kill a dog thats the monster but the protags shoot him instead lmao

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, you know, now I have to go back and watch that movie but I can totally see that. Oh god, that movie was pretty great I forgot about the dog scene!

[@artygnat3806]

Love your content, editing great as always

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks, I appreciate that! Hopefully the next one will continue to please :D

[@ervinasslavinskas7696]

I love his vids.They are nice to watch and relax to.

[@helicalgoose]

Haha I am glad to hear that! Enjoy this lazy Sunday video with a little drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

[@Satan242]

Ah, the cathartic Kingdom Come: Kill everyone experience!

[@helicalgoose]

Its good to play KCD again a bit :D I needed a year to cool down but I feel right back at home doing a little cleaning up, but you're right that it is a good stress relief doing this :P

[@Tnk_xd]

This reminds of my first play through of KCD...

[@helicalgoose]

Well, I will say this game makes it well enjoyable to go off and cause havoc like that. I really do wish other newer games allowed us to do the same, it would make some of them more enjoyable in terms of chaos.

[@Tnk_xd]

@@helicalgoose if you can't be mass murderer in a game it can be anything but a true open world game...

[@nikoslav]

33:49-33:56 I actually giggled, thanks. Additionally appreciated secial attention to Peshek.

[@helicalgoose]

Its a classic, we can't leave Peshek out in the cold like that! During this play through ill see if I can find some more voice lines to go along with it :P

[@omarkoleilat2504]

*henry goes on a killing spree* Well what are you waiting for lad! pour us a drink

[@helicalgoose]

I am certain that Sir Hanush doesn't care what happens in his domain as long as the booze keeps flowing! *starts pouring out another drink*

[@flopbrock311]

I HATE THE KNOCKING NOISES

[@helicalgoose]

Honestly, its one of the most scary sound effects out there. Even I have to check my doors at times.

[@MKarl4]

Finally KCD stuff! Praying that KCD2 will be out soon to get more mayhem 😂 btw that glitch when Stephanie visit Henry appeared cca in 50% of my gameplays. Weird that you haven't saw it before😅

[@helicalgoose]

That is such a strange glitch. I was doing the edits and what I noticed is that there were two stools under Stephanie, one off from the other and I wonder if that stool was suppose to be under Henry? but then it was over there and that is why he sat over there instead of the bed. But honestly, I haven't seen Henry sit normally on the bed at all.

[@arlohurst1595]

Most sane Henry of Skalitz playthrough

[@helicalgoose]

I can imagine playing through on the original release game patch, then that might the real insanity!

[@GoosterHiista]

Kinda reminds me of when I spontaneously decided to do a New Vegas serial killer run where the rule was to kill everyone without being detected once. I got halfway through the casinos until I was like what the hell am I doing? I didn't do any quests or talked to anyone or anything, just wandered from town to town stealth killing all NPCs before moving on. I guess I was role playing as a slasher movie villain.

[@helicalgoose]

New Vegas is one of those games that just lets you finish the game if you want to take everyone down. Its like the devs planned for it, where the only unkillable person is Yes man, but I mean you can kill him but it keeps coming back lol But fantastic game to just chill out and start wiping out New Vegas :P This one lets you do it mostly, there are about 10-15 immortal people but other than that, everyone else is fair game :P

[@kotriften]

So, absolutely usual playthrough pretty much

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, I love how most KCD play throughs of mine end up like this. The only one was the "pacifist" run, but even then I did a lot of punching.

[@nick11jl]

this looks awesome i love your hardcore series too

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks! I do not think this series will be as long as the Hardcore series, but should be some of the similar fun. Maybe a few more new skits here and there since now I have tons of saved dialogue all around :D

[@the_Leszcz]

oh well, the uni homework's gonna wait - Helical posted more Kingdom Come!

[@helicalgoose]

Its good to see you back again! Its only a 40 minute video so hopefully it doesn't take you away from your Uni work too much! *starts pouring out a drink*

[@rewardenn1]

21:27 THIS GAVE ME HECKING GOOSE SKIN. The knock felt so real!

[@helicalgoose]

That knocking sound effect causes a 100% scare rate on head-phone users :P

[@TrialBySquire]

The Hetman of Psychopathy returns! Praise Be!

[@helicalgoose]

After a bit of hibernation, Henry is once again hungry. :P

[@TheJamesBeaumont]

Drink... Lad!...Pour!... CHRIST KUTTENBERG

[@helicalgoose]

Got to hit all the favorites :D

[@TheJamesBeaumont]

Oh man, I forgot how good these sound effects were 😂

[@BobsieWobsie]

At 'Jesus stop your damn screeching!' ...I was waiting for a shot of the Nightingale call hahaha

[@andris404]

It's so funny that in this game going around killing everyone is a lot more fun than playing the game normally xD

[@helicalgoose]

I think that after beating the once, that is true that the game's true fun is going into full war mode and just taking everyone out. Playing the game is fun for me up until you get to the Monastery mission, not that mission is that bad, its just the game starts to feel like its a slog at that point and you still got like 20+ hours to go!

[@JoeSims1776]

Murders everything in the country; only apoligizes to the dog

[@helicalgoose]

Everyone else in Bohemia is guilty of sin, the poor dogs are just being freed from their mortal coil by Henry. (Oh god that sounded dark, when I typed that, I think Henry is starting to get to me)

[@feiwong3634]

I'm a simple man, i see somethin' KCD i click instantly.

[@helicalgoose]

Its good to play KCD again a bit :D I needed a year to cool down but I feel right back at home doing a little cleaning up :P

[@fedda9999]

5:13 deutch is in real trouble now, his friends came back from the death

[@helicalgoose]

Its amazing that killing the people just causes their clothes to disappear but they sort of still live on in the cutscene in time! :D

[@GhostGaming-hh6wg]

35:00 The Skyrim reference. lol love it

[@helicalgoose]

I feel like that reference is ingrained in all gamer's memory, even those who have not played the game before :P

[@oguntekinOG]

liked the vid before watching but more importantly we have to take back talmberg.

[@helicalgoose]

Talmberg is for the people, well if the people I mean for Henry and Sir Robard running around :P

[@MrDelicious84]

I’m seven hours into my first playthrough with a body count of maybe 15, this is very satisfying to watch

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, that is actually quite normal. I do hope you enjoy the game the first time all the way through, but playing the second time, I hope these videos gives you an idea what else can be done in the game ;) Hope you enjoy the series and KCD playthrough.

21:29 f*cking scared me, I thought someone was knocking angrily on my door...

[@helicalgoose]

One of the best sound effects to use again headphone users, its just so startling when you least expect it :P

@@helicalgooseExactly :D

[@landonwong7606]

I just looked my door twice😵‍💫

[@helicalgoose]

@@landonwong7606 I don't blame you! I constantly have to remind myself while editing that the knocking is coming from the video!

[@magebit]

omfg i got wrecked.

[@sergazza]

I killed that exact same guy when i did my last playthrough, I then stole his straw hat and proceeded to wear it the whole game

[@helicalgoose]

Its a good hat and looks good in most cut scenes. I had to fight the urge to wear it most of this episode.

[@skynet0912]

Of all his kill animations, the hatchet is by far my favorite... Instead of a quick snap of the neck, a stomp or a poke with a sword, Henry just goes complete axe murderer! I was crying from laughing when i "accidentally" had to knock out a civilian, and to prevent them from waking up, i decided to kill them, forgetting i had the hatchet out, so i just watched Henry hack away at this poor woman...

[@helicalgoose]

I love it too! The axe animation just makes Henry that much more brutal than anything. I do wish there were "mercy killing" animations for the heavy pole arms, like the big hammer. Just think how brutal that would've been :P Also, check the newest video coming out in a couple day, you probably will like it ;)

[@duven3040]

Great video! btw i just noticed there's a guard standing in the tower at 11:12, is he there outside the cinematic?

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks! And you had me worried there for a second, I thought I missed someone and had to go back to "clean up" the problem. But no no, in that cinematic the guard exists only there, and no one is inside that gate house. Would be funny because after you kill all the guards in the rest of the area, all the villagers would start running to his position making it an easy balled up target to clean up :P

[@LeuMasSv]

Glad to see Henry again :)

[@helicalgoose]

Everyone here except the 1403 villagers of Bohemia are happy to see Henry again. They're getting some serious PTSD with all these different series :P

[@MrBikboi]

I'm almost in tears having to wait for kcd 2. I can't take it man. Greatest game I've ever played followed by BG3.

[@Flow86767]

yaaayyy 🙂a good series for my surgery recovery

[@helicalgoose]

Ah, I hope for a speedy recovery! :D *starts pouring out a drink*

[@Flow86767]

@@helicalgoose😂

[@Benhoy_]

Oh yes Henry is back with the stabbing

[@helicalgoose]

Henry just wanted to use the sword all the way and lose it Runt, and after Runt takes the sword, have him take the blame. No no, Captain Bernard, I didn't have the sword. Runt did! Look its the exact murder weapon all covered in blood of a multiple towns.

[@shyman5391]

My god he is alive!!!!

[@helicalgoose]

Alive and well, just with less sleep after finishing it, but seems to be worth it! Enjoy! Good to see you back :D *Starts pouring a drink*

[@cummiedummie8196]

Brotherman this is gold

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks! Glad you enjoyed the intro to the mass wipe out of 1403 Bohemia :P

[@cedobbins]

This is great...freaking hilarious! Love the SFX!

[@helicalgoose]

I am glad you love the little sound effects! I wish I knew how to mod better, because I would love to make a KCD sound pack where you get all the bonks, donks, and boops in your own play through :P

[@uniformslinky]

THE COMEBACK!!

[@helicalgoose]

Its good to be back in 1403 Bohemia, but I feel like the villagers wish that Henry would stay away longer :P

[@RankStankulon]

I just about lost it when the catchpole came running up in his underwear, took one look at Henry and turned right back around

[@helicalgoose]

The catchpole knew right away he had no authority over Henry and just noped out there :P

[@sergepat308]

So glad to see you again!

[@helicalgoose]

Same here! Its good to be back playing a bit of KCD! *Starts pouring out a drink*

[@DavidBrave244]

Now this is a challenge I want to watch.

[@helicalgoose]

I am glad to hear that! This part was not too bad for the challenge since its pretty straight forward. The next episodes we got to keep people alive so long to allow them spawn other people that might try to get away alive in this playthrough :P

[@Konashu]

Knowing Hal, by the end of the series the kill counter will easily be at 10.000 or higher

[@helicalgoose]

I am actually sort of worried. I think I have by episode 3ish...around 400ish kills and we have not even started a main quest (after tutorial). Its going to get real strange once the guards start to respawn in duplicates. There is a bug in this game, that I have seen multiple times, where guards will keep increasing the amount of guards in the area for the same route. This causes them to sort of form a hydra almost :P

[@fuselpeter5393]

The music and sound effects are just hilarious. xD

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, glad you enjoyed! Kingdom Come is a great game but has been played out way too much and sort of slow. A bit of music and some sound effects really spices up the game a bit to make it much more enjoyable to watch, not to mention playing Henry as a jerk helps out a bit too!

[@TommaHawk79]

omg i cant stop lmao this is brilliant i hit that subscribe button so hard it will feel it for a hundred years lols

[@helicalgoose]

Haha many thanks! I am glad you are enjoying this series! I know I might be a bit slow putting out new ones and I see you got to part 5 already lol If you feel like a binge series, check out the "Hardcore Henry" series I did last year, it has about 50 parts and its sort of the same style of editing, just less murdery, but more Henry jerk :P

[@peterthompson6154]

Skalitz Bailiff: “Caught you!” Henry: *clad in stolen skalitz garrison gear* “what?”

[@helicalgoose]

Henry has the best face for denial. Henry: what, I was at home sleeping... Bailiff: Oh likely story, you expect me.... Henry: with your mother! *Proceeds to run away while farting all over the place* That is how I expect an evil Henry to act :P

[@MelonGearSolid]

Lets fucking go baby!! Oh, i mean "Henrys come to see us!"

[@helicalgoose]

Jesus Christ be praised! Haha, its good to be back with KCD stuff! :D

[@slinergumble3593]

gonna watch it soon, seems fun already

[@helicalgoose]

I hope it enjoyable for you all! In the mean time have a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

[@Jamstaro1]

Can I ask that every episode have a unique kill. In the sense that it be a tricky kill to pull off. I'm sure you'd enjoy the added challenge of the attempt. And I love ya content so please keep it up!

[@helicalgoose]

Hmm, that is not a bad idea. Maybe not every episode since I don't know how many I am going to do also there are only so many limited ways to kill people. But I do like the challenge and idea of it :D

[@dread20xx10]

Really fun video, Who knew Henry was a distant child of Bhaal all along

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, he would make Bhaal a real proud father, though with this sort of bloodlust Bhaal might try to adopt ;)

[@vojtechstrnad1]

28:38 It's clear what happened there: she couldn't believe the arrow had bounced off her head, so she slapped herself to check she wasn't sleeping and accidentally knocked herself out.

[@helicalgoose]

The arrow bounce off people's heads is one of the greatest things in this game. When off a helmet sure, but their dome like that. But the finishing slap was just icing on the cake, I had to show that to everyone.

[@felipe-nt-d]

Okay, I've subbed. The Sims music did it for me.

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks! That Sims music is amazing to be honest. It brings back some good memories!

[@felipe-nt-d]

@@helicalgoose yes, it does! But the specific use of the music while you were going after everyone in town made it hilarious 😂

[@Grapefruit5000]

This video is hilarious, keep up the great work

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks! Hope you enjoy the rest of the series, I should be keeping it up. If you like the editing and the madness and do not want to wait for further releases, try out my "Hardcore Henry" series. Its about 50+ episodes and has similar editing, just Henry is not as stabby as this one ;)

[@martinja9953]

Will you go to the dance this evening? aks Theresa... WE WILL answers Henry with dead Kunesh on his shoulder .... I died laughing there...

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, poor Theresa. Henry is already going to the dance with Kunesh :P

[@PK-we6vk]

Great editing, looking forward to more episodes. subscribed

[@helicalgoose]

Many thanks glad you enjoyed it! If you're the mood for waiting for something similar, check out the Hardcore Henry series I have. It is like 46ish episodes and sort of has the same feel, but on hardcore mode, just not as keen on killing everything that ever exists in the game :P

[@alexward1003]

There should have been multiple endings. There is alternate dialogue with sir radzig if ur reputation is tanked but there shoudve been an outcome with Henry was made to meet the gallows to be begrudgingly saved at the last minute by radzig. plausible for continuity because its normal that a father would not want his bastard son to tank his rep as well so a final cutscene to reveal this would fit. Henry would be exiled as a replacement to death to allow this ending to fit with kicking off kcd2.

[@helicalgoose]

Oooo, that is actually a good way to do that! You get both the same outcome sort of but different way to get there I like it! I really do hope in KCD2 we have more of that options for variety. I know KCD1 the devs just ran out of time, money, and resources all together to try to put something like that together so its fair.

[@alexward1003]

@@helicalgoose im hoping for the same in kcd2. The GOAT of rewarding players for problem solving and out of the box quest conclusions was red dead redemption 2. That game honestly ruined gaming for me but in a good way. Every other game ive played sorely is missing results based on action. For example, the zhora building assistant that refuses to go to jail and fights to the death, i wanted him to face accountability rather than escape it through his death. My approach to finalize this mission was go to the mill during the day to find leshek waiting to be framed and murdered. Discovered zhora was the one giving orders to sabotage his boss. Find zhora without disclosing you know he was the culprit. Waited until he was out of sight of the other workers, knock him out via stealth, loot his weapons and manually haul his unconscious body to someone with authority to imprison him. Took him to the overseer and you explain the true events, identify zhora as the culprit and absolutely no acknowledgment that iim literally dropping zhora at his feet. Did the same thing with the sasau baliff and nothing there either. There area lot of stories like that from my hardcore playthrough that just disappointed me with the wasted effort. For a game that wants full immersion, this issue broke that immersion

[@mattg4705]

Henry got to talhmburg and was a tier 1 operater stabbing people than 360 bow sniping somwone else. He is a medieval navy seal

[@helicalgoose]

All Henry needed was a few care packages to call in his Juggernaut and start mowing down the villagers with some theme music.

[@vypertad]

Dang these sound effects keep killing me!

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, glad they're fun and not annoying! I feel like the sound effects for KCD playthrough is a must now! Wish I knew how to make a mod for this to add in strange sound effects whenever you do high damage or crazy stunts. It would make the game...interesting :P

[@Alder_of_Starside]

Ahhhhh yes it's good to have KCD back! Jesus Christ be praised!

[@helicalgoose]

Jesus christ be praised! *starts pouring out a drink*

[@Gal26]

hahahah... classic Henry's shenanigans 🤣🤣

[@helicalgoose]

Haha, I like to think that Henry's mom thought in Skalitz, was like, well boys will be boys and just kept walking. :P

[@Gal26]

@helicalgoose "Guard! There's a corpse there" Henry: " There's a corps here too" *stab 🤣🤣

[@YungRolex]

26:05 Robard coming around the corner like Mr X in resident evil.

[@helicalgoose]

He is essentially the terminator at this point in the game, trapped inside a castle area. Technically I could get him to surrender but...that is a tall order in this stage of the game ;)