H.I.

[@NewReverianMusic]

"Goodbye Internet" sounds like the title of the last episode of Hello Internet.

[@SxC97]

Little did we know the last episode of Hello Internet was going to be called Dog Bingo :(

[@hammerth1421]

That wasp/bee intermission was the best thing ever!

[@alexbrockwell8158]

Me: Don't rush to the comments just 'cause someone misspoke Also me: Actually, 51 is 17*3

[@josephbush5832]

Brady and Grey are both legends in their own subfields. They've done a great job.

[@blinkingberry9591]

At first I thought you were calling them subtitles. Stupid language.

[@simulacra2345]

"I'm using the Apple Pencil!!!!" 😂😁

[@goldstar6114]

Funniest thing ever

[@althaz]

World's four biggest sports: Football (soccer) Cricket Tennis Hockey (field hockey) Americans: huh?

[@naota3k]

People that are not children in PE class *actually* play field hockey? What is the name of their league? Or a single team name? Who are the international field hockey champions? I've literally never heard of this, and would guess the same for any American.

[@Mike518Mike]

The league is called the Hockey Pro League.

[@moartems5076]

Cricket isnt a thing in my country, just like baseball. (ice-) hockey is indeed somewhat popular round here (middle europe).

[@godismannen11]

CORRECTION: 51 is NOT a prime number!

[@parkerkincaid1031]

yes. 3*17. Which is why the USA needs 3 more states to be "one nation, indivisible"

[@101nka]

Parker Kincaid good one

[@andrewkepert923]

#parkerprime

[@nintando]

17 and 3 say hello

[@firefish111]

@@andrewkepert923 I wonder how many Parker Square jokes I'm going to see today...

[@MrAwawe]

55:10 that is a trick question! The correct answer is Blair. George Orwell was the pen name of Eric Arthur Blair.

[@thospe-f8x]

A lot of those "general knowledge" questions assume a pretty particular cultural frame of reference when it comes to nationality, culture, and age.

[@iwdfan]

True but they did say it was for american college students

[@NoriMori1992]

Good thing it was administered to people of a particular nationality, culture, and age then.

[@theCodyReeder]

Take the wood fork and soak it in bees wax; texture problem solved while still being biodegradable.

[@ryPish]

Yet another way bees are making the wold a better place to be ...e!

[@evilplaguedoctor5158]

I don't think so, that would just change the texture I would think a waxy texture would be even worse

[@snosibsnob3930]

Better yet: eat with your hands!

[@NoriMori1992]

Yeah, I'm sure people have plenty of access to melted clean beeswax when they're out on a picnic and belatedly realize they didn't bring any spoons and have to hastily buy some wooden ones.

[@Noah-li4fh]

at the end of a podcast does the podcast then become goodbye internet?

[@BlackHayateTheThird]

#deep

[@moramento22]

Ba dum tsss...

[@Mer0ps]

You knew this was coming didnt you?

[@TheRealDoctorBonkus]

How did you know?!

[@ChenfengBao]

How did you know???

[@reasonnottheneed]

Bookmark for future me 55:50 for one of the top 3 funniest moments in HI. I will probably revisit this in days to come when I need some cheering up.

[@alegbh8713]

There were more students who knew the location of Angel Falls (Venezuela, 2% of students knew) than there were students who knew Canada's capital (Ottawa, 1.9% of students knew). This amazes me. Funnily enough, the most common wrong answer for the Angel Falls question was Canada. The most common incorrect capital was Toronto.

[@TheGoukaruma]

I though Brady is the handsome one of these two but he is also the smart one.

[@connorlynch3474]

Not just a pretty face, that Bradley

[@uberethair]

Bran certainly is a hunk

[@JakesGuitarThing]

In relation to the dB question it's not just people with an interest in physics who would know that. The vast majority of people who do music will as.

[@Alex-gv2jc]

i dont do either and we as a class learned about it in relation to hearing loss and earpods

[@taliakellegg5978]

yeah it's common knowledge

[@Kyoko0815]

That's why I rushed to the comment section tbh. I felt like you here it so often in the news and are informed about it, when you go to a concert, for example. But maybe that's a European thing?

[@asphaltpilgrim]

"That person has not been very exposed to the world." We're talking about Americans here Brady. :p ... and dragons are not extinct animals.

[@Dyrwen]

I think I've listened to like 30-40 HI & Cortext podcasts just as something interesting to listen to as I play Civilization VI. Very relaxing as you conquer the lands of mankind.

[@UCkU0SrpEeCdPX-2cBVndj7g]

First coming to mind for me as a KZbin legend is John Green, or if you will, Vlogbrothers

[@felipevitorino7745]

Who the f* is John?

[@nintando]

@@felipevitorino7745 who the f is hank

[@tatianatub]

+1

[@MrTrombonebandgeek]

Controversial one, shane dawson, maybe?

[@jinjunliu2401]

ryan higa

[@wholetthispersonon]

I said gallium, forgot mercury was a thing.

[@acbonbe7059]

So did i

[@cherrymarriedindiscord1404]

55:50 my replay boton

[@paranoidandroid9511]

The name of the one eyed giant was Polyphemus. Cyclops is his race/clan. And by the way, "cyclops" in Greek means "round hole" and "Polyphemus" means well known.

[@blinkingberry9591]

And the reptile with a shell on its back is not a turtle, it's called Timmy, your pet turtle. Turtle is the name of the species. By the way, nice trivia!

[@ExitStrategy82]

And your name is "human". Re-listen (at the 43min mark) to how the question is being set and you will see the error.

[@MrTrombonebandgeek]

Another trick quesion on the test is “what is the largest desert on earth?” You’d think maybe the Sahara desert, but the right answer for the test is Antarctica.

[@TheEvilVargon]

Everyone losing out on podcasts because of RSS feeds. Meanwhile KZbin is here to stay :)

[@PrimataFalante]

I think Filthy Frank would be the best example of a KZbin Legend.

[@Casowsky]

54:22 *Puts on nerd voice* I think you'll find the S.I. unit of sound intensity is actually the Watt per square metre. The Decibel is actually a measure of sound loudness!

[@KKay477]

People put too much faith in college students. They aren't as smart as you think

[@PajamaSenpai]

I would know. I am one.

[@fionafiona1146]

People put too much faith in college education too, I just don't know what else to do, especially since university is as cheap in Germany.

[@CraftQueenJr]

I got most of the questions as a seventh grader. A college student should too.

[@connorlynch3474]

@@CraftQueenJr Impressive! Although college students tend to be much more specialised, and so a lot of the general knowledge from earlier education is lost ... Edit : I just listened, and take it all back

[@acbonbe7059]

Kylie M correction people put to much faith in the knowledge of most people

[@jamielyman1079]

As an American, emu did cross my mind but I still went with the ostrich.

[@Vonkunken]

In Australia in Summer gallium will basically never be solid and depending on the day things like rubidium, ceasium, won't be solid either unless you are in an air-conditioned room. Also room temperature does have a standard, it's 25°C or 298K.

[@captainufo4587]

I have an issue with "what's the name of the giant with one eye in Greek mithology". THE name of THE giant points to Polyphemus. Cyclops is the race of the giant (and by the way, Cyclops is singular. Cyclopes is plural). If the question was formulated as "how are the giantS with one aye in Greek mithology called", then there's no doubt that they want Cyclops as an answer. Formulated as it was, it points you towards the actual personal name of the most famous one.

[@rodrigogallegos2530]

And by the end of the odyssey, Polyphemus has zero functional eyes

[@jedmarshall217]

Handcock was the president of the Continental Congress, which is why he got the sign first. Allegedly, he signed so big because he wanted King George to be able to read his name without having to put on his glasses.

[@ChadGolden]

Handcock... sounds a bit like Footpenis

[@dstinnettmusic]

FRED is definitely a youtube "Legend" He epitomizes that era of early youtube, was wildly successful, and he isn't really relevant anymore.

[@Odddit]

raywilliamjohnson too. I'd add pewdiepie due to the ridiculous number of subs, he's got a following of triple all of australia

[@dstinnettmusic]

@@Odddit pewdiepie will be a legend when he "retires" or isnt relevent

[@jacobherlin3704]

I think Grey is mistaken about Pocket Casts on android preserving the old episodes, it only shows the last 100 for me.

[@burstofsanity]

@@BolleHempel How long have you been subscribed? Many podcast apps keep a list of all past episodes even when they leave the rrs feed.

[@naota3k]

@@burstofsanity Castbox on Android has all of the episodes. Their playlists are absolutely useless though.

[@Mike518Mike]

I use pocket casts too. Has all the episodes.

[@Leibowitz]

Damn, when Grey didn't know Hockey, my reaction was pretty much identical with Bradys...

[@Ruminations09]

As both of them realized in the discussion: it's not hockey. It's field hockey. When an American says hockey, they mean ice hockey. When an Australian says hockey, they mean field hockey. Neither one is just "hockey"

[@MarcCoteMusic]

I'm Canadian. Hockey is played on ice. There may be some other sport with the same name played elsewhere but that is strictly irrelevant. To a Canadian.

[@test_workshops]

Don't forget air hockey.

[@Bspammer]

@@MarcCoteMusic Ice hockey is derived from field hockey, which is a much older game.

[@MarcCoteMusic]

@@Bspammer - Yeah, I know... But the joke was that it's irrelevant to a Canadian. And if you have to explain a joke...

[@DistanceTraveled]

Brady has so much general knowledge that he more than nails the second question

[@CyberKirby]

Hello Internet on Laserdisk.

[@OrchidAlloy]

KZbin legends? Oh there already are many of them. They have left an imprint on an entire generation. Maybe more than one generation! There are several educational video-making legends: -Hank Green freaking founded VidCon and Subbable (now Patreon) and he's been the star of several channels. His brother John Green is also close. -Vsauce (Michael Stevens); nobody can argue against his legendary status. -CGPGrey, a slightly more mysterious but similarly indisputable legend. -Brady has been closely involved in a lot of educational channels. He's the cool uncle of educational youtube space. I can think of other legends like JonTron (and Game Grumps in general), Pewdiepie, and uhh... several oldschool youtubers that I didn't watch personally and don't knows the names of, but are definitely legends. Of course depending on your tastes and experiences people will disagree on which people can be considered a legend.

[@onefinegent]

@Jrrheels 09, what do you mean? this is a great way of chatting, totally not clunky at all

[@andycheng4436]

lol deleted that shit

[@aldude9511]

Canadian university student here and I only got Betsy Ross wrong of the ones asked that Brady got right. I think that's reasonable. And yes Grey, I was saying them out loud! Also, the 1980 correct answer to #140 was Pluto so that question is silly.

[@TammyJerkChicken]

Metal straws and chopsticks is my answer to @12:40

[@TammyJerkChicken]

Hahaha never mind I love Bradys idea better!

[@jamesr9227]

If you are using the comments to chat during the Premiere, you're doing it wrong

[@LeaBrggerDetlevsen]

To me, the special thing about having a book signed by author is getting it signed while meeting him/her, and then remembering that meeting whenever I see the signature. I never considered it very special that the author handled the book physically, because the words *inside* the book actually came out of the author's head/heart/soul. The way I see it, that beats any kind of physical proximity. Does anyone know what I mean???

[@oldcowbb]

the professor will be so proud of brady

[@BlackHayateTheThird]

Brady! Btw, if you want the comments to 'pause' so you can read them you can scroll on the chat to view older ones and it'll stay there until you scroll back down

[@shubhangchaturvedi1925]

We meet again, Helpful Tim.

[@rektifyr...]

I live in the Aconcagua valley, in Chile, and I wasn't even sure the Aconcagua was the tallest mountain in SA. Good job Brady!

[@wannrik4231]

I am truly astonished how low the number of people is who got Decibel right. For Germany i can say with confidence that more people would get it right, just because there are so many rules and stuff about "noise"

[@johnnewman1197]

Cheshire is a county in england with a lot of dairy farms; hence the cats grin because of the abundance of milk and cream. Wikipedia, my spirit guide.

[@xMasterxRazorx]

I legit forgot about the Mayflower but remembered the Mina, Pinta and Santa Maria

[@saccaed]

When in a tableware emergency, first go to some thrift stores. Forks, knives, and spoons typically cost ~25 cents and are stainless steel.

[@XNiness]

Law of large numbers coincidence happened while I was (re)listening to this episode, a bee flew into my room just as brady was flailing about to remove his own bee from his abode. Stressful but amusing nonetheless.

[@uualrus]

51 is my favorite number because it's the first number that feels prime but isnt. Grey should do 3 rows of 17 cards haha

[@acbonbe7059]

Andy Starling imagine having a collection of cards and laying them out 3 * 17

[@The_Grimsun]

I know I am listening to this late, but good on you Grey. Zefrank is the only one that came to my mind.

[@muhilan8540]

I've never heard of Natalie Tran

[@arielapp9469]

you're not wrong about the metals melting in near to room temperature, but room temperature by definition is 25 degrees Celsius (or 77 degrees Fahrenheit for grey).

[@slinksjoch]

i, as the general public and college student am also flabbergasted by the results of this ridiculously easy test

[@jamsistired]

I got all of the questions they covered right except the horse and book one

[@pcowen79]

Hello internet!

[@Joh447]

my mother actually had an argument with her mother about room temperature wine... it was a 40C degree day in manitoba and she got frustrated that my mother had put the wine in the fridge since "it should be room temperature" but in what world would 35 degree red wine be acceptable

[@fingerboxes]

My immediate answer to "what metal is liquid at room temperature" was gallium. I didn't even realize mercury is a metal. After hearing that answer I guess it makes sense but like, I don't even think of mercury as a metal, just a biohazard, which puts it in like the same class of elements as uranium or plutonium. In my head, metals are the elements that are really useful or at least really shiny. Mercury feels like a technicality to me. I realize that classifying elements based on their effects on humans instead of on their objective properties independent of human involvement is a stupid way of classifying elements, but in my defense I was never allowed to go to school or get scientifically accurate textbooks so I am almost entirely self-taught when it comes to science. Science is the part of human knowledge where we're most dependent on getting experience and instruction from others because it doesn't come naturally to us as a species, it's usually counter-intuitive, so forcing a kid to figure it all out for themselves is a pretty good way to guarantee failure. So I blame my parents for me not thinking mercury is a metal.

[@studiocordesvocalles]

Love you guys !

[@taliakellegg5978]

dinosaurs are called terrible lizards because they're terrible attempts at lizards

[@tatianatub]

i would say john and hank green are youtube legends

[@NoriMori1992]

Feeling pretty good about myself, I got all the questions right up to 57:50, apart from the jacks one (I did get it after the hint, but I didn't manage to blurt it out until you'd already said it, so I don't count it). But some of them, I only got right because of the hints you gave (e.g. Hancock), and some of them I was unsure of (e.g. Himalayas). And I probably would have gotten more of them wrong when I was a college student. For instance, back then I didn't know of "John Hancock" as a word for a signature; and while I was dimly aware of Betsy Ross, I only know her name because of listening to Hello Internet, so I would've missed that one as a college student too.

[@ForeverZeroHP]

Decibels isn't something few people are taught in specialized classes. Its taught in general science and health classes even in elementary schools. That low percentage is not justifiable.

[@ryantsui2802]

What's the link to the article for the questions?

[@finlayl2505]

Can’t wait for the episode transcribed into cuneiform

[@blackfireweb]

If the issue with putting Hello Internet on Stone Tablets is that it would be too accessible, you should just hire someone to translate it to Cuneiform and inscribe that

[@MykiiMescal]

American here to say emu was my second guess. Someone down the street used to have one.

[@jordanmarch2864]

Hope this is another trivia episode.

[@smarteverything5832]

Jordan March It kinda is

[@Diegoaub]

Just make an HI episode in a floppy disk. No civilized human being has access to a floppy drive.

[@VIDEOSCUORESANNITA]

1:07:21 RIP CommunityChannel

[@cavycorp9136]

I can't believe I thought Polyphemus instead of cyclops. Do I get bonus points for thinking of specific cyclops?

[@syriuszb8611]

Room temperature is 15 to 25 degrees. It is not "well technically you can survive in room that have 60 C" kind of thing...

[@ThePhantom710]

Record a podcast and put it on a floppy disk.

[@ChicoEastridge]

Did anyone else come here because the podcast cutout about 2 seconds early elsewhere?

[@starscarrednyx]

I want to take this test, omg...

[@KKay477]

same

[@kairon156]

haha, I like the good bye internet thing.

[@majava5282]

Zefrank1 is ****ing back though, woohoow!

[@billybob5161]

I went through some of these questions, and a bunch of them I have no idea why anyone would need to know

[@quentinmcwhorter1997]

I knew the Neptune answer from Grey's Uranus video

[@benuscore8780]

38:13 "The capital city of Paris"

[@uberethair]

Could have been "The Capital, City of Paris"

[@calvinball1]

Ze frank is definitely a legend

[@matthewblakebelkjr9064]

Alan Becker = Legend (animator vs animation) Though I don't believe his original medium was KZbin.

[@maxmustermann9058]

Bill Wurtz is a youtube hero

[@AlmaAlleman]

Chris Chan is a KZbin legend

[@jacobberry2476]

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SUBSTANCE DERIVED FROM A WHALE THAT IS USED TO MAKE PERFUME? (AMBERGRIS) too perfect

[@naota3k]

IS IT MOBY DICK?! OR PEARLS? -what everyone would assume Americans would guess.

[@lackofwords]

"What is the unit of sound intensity" questions like these are too vague... 'decibels' would be the SI unit and 'sones' would be what some consumer products would show instead.

[@uliuchu4318]

zefrank feels like a youtube legend

[@uliuchu4318]

I literally wrote this a second before grey mentioned him, haven't heard of the other youtuber, though

[@markchang2964]

86% overall correct answers.

[@aldude9511]

Next ridiculous format episode: live morse transmission over wire?

[@copyweirdo]

I'm an American and my first answer was Emu!

[@lachlansmart2373]

Say it with me: Eem-yoo. Emu

[@gralha_]

Eh-moo

[@billybob5161]

Have less than 1 percent of Americans watched phonies and ferb

[@MusikCassette]

43:50T'he card says moops

[@aashka9106]

aHhHhHhHHHHH BRADY LISTENS TO HAMILTON

[@davidthompson5589]

international wasp hunter

[@alanis1216aa]

Did anyone else hear Brady say bruh at 28:11?

[@billybob5161]

This is a modern history test

[@gasparlaborde1948]

He actually pronounced aconcagua preety well

[@cameronhunt5967]

Looking through that paper, I think the last one I got correct was #211. I did it before listening to most of the podcast. What is the name of the substance derived from a whale that is used to make perfume? Ambergris

[@scotthendricks5665]

The limit does not exist.

[@IpseTreevor]

My 11 year old siblings got every question right until the decibel one.

[@whiteninjaplus5]

Suuuuure