Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 3 Reaction!!!

[@doctoc1334]

“Was he counting in Spanish?” Sweetie that’s French 😂😂😂

[@atomic747]

I mean close enough right?

[@Loonaticx]

@@atomic747 no. No it's not

[@ragnar97]

I literally says FRA in the subs ¬¬

[@nero7469]

@@atomic747 Not really I mean they both are in the same language family but the languages can be understood through speech in can be understood a little in text

[@ardagurbuz6924]

@@Loonaticx Both are Latin so not too far apart.

[@drizma]

When he said "The Aristocrats", it was a reference to a joke a lot of comedians have. They describe a bunch of bad stuff like murder and tax evasion, and then they announce the name of the joke is something like "The Politicians" or another high ranking group

[@housegarrett]

Jakob E Okay Okay!! 👌🏾 thanks for the explanation! 🙏🏾

[@seamusburke639]

@@housegarrett Yeah, The Aristocrats is kind of an improv exercise for stand-up comedians. You have someone describing their act to a talent agent, and they describe the most horrible, depraved, offensive stuff you possibly can for as long as you can. The punchline is the agent asking what's the name of the act, and the person replies "The Aristocrats". Part of the joke is that you have all this build-up for a lame punchline. There's a great documentary about it by Penn Jilette where a bunch of famous comedians tell their version of it.

[@PaintedHoundie]

Lmao "like murder and tax evasion"

[@SS2Dante]

The joke isn't about calling out a high-ranking group, and "The Politicians" doesn't work. The joke is that "Aristocrats" are meant to be super classy and sophisticated, which is why it's a punchline after naming a bunch of really vile, disgusting stuff (tax evasion wouldn't count). It's supposed to be about pointless silly contrast of the two ideas, not a social condemnation or anything like that, which is why you specifically have to use "The Aristocrats", not politicians or whatever. It's not a real joke, it's more a legend among comedians that they like to prepetrate by creating their own disgusting routines to try and top each other.

[@seamusburke639]

@@SS2Dante My favorite is inverting the joke, where you have a really clean build-up with a dirty punchline. Example... "My act involves me cooking a nutritious dinner for my family, playing board games until it gets dark, and then tucking them into bed while reading them a story. I call it 'The Cock-Sucking Motherfuckers'."

[@Immareapyasoul]

The song is the opening song from the original hellsing show.

[@housegarrett]

Really!? That’s hilarious.

[@uzuchihanasuke1221]

No it's not...it's Alucards theme the actual name of the song is Left Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction...

[@andyo5554]

@@uzuchihanasuke1221 yes it is

[@uzuchihanasuke1221]

@@andyo5554 No it's not... Look up Left Trapped in a Sensual Seduction and compare it to A world without Logos...not the same song...

[@andymcneilly]

@@uzuchihanasuke1221 You are tight mate, it was his personal theme song that played... for the first time, just before the credits in the first episode.

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

That twitter account is real.

[@Solufien]

And the only people he follows are the Pope and Conan O'Brien. Cheap bastard doesn't even follow Sera's account. Also the guy playing Dr van Helsing in the beginning is Christopher Sabat, the voice of Vegeta & Piccolo. Here's a vid of him with Takanata101 (TFS's voice of Alucard/Nappa/Cell) kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpuVnnWimpqSgK8

[@embran8486]

If I'm not mistaken on Facebook for a time as well?

[@jrodriguez1235]

Yup and i look forward to every tweet

[@heiseiren7660]

Quick note: The “Aristocats” joke is one of the oldest in the book. It’s funny in the right situations.

[@OldMate94]

I dont get it haha can you explain it to me pls

[@wyattguilliams9472]

@@OldMate94 Oh good I'm not the only one

[@requiemlul3140]

OldMate BAM So a family goes to the circus to do an act, the agent asks about the act. Here the comedian telling the story makes up the most MESSED UP shit he can. The Agent is horrified but asks the acts name, and the one who thought of the act says ”The Aristocrats“. What this means that to Alucard all he’s done is just a messed up joke.

[@requiemlul3140]

Wyatt Guilliams So a family goes to the circus to do an act, the agent asks about the act. Here the comedian telling the story makes up the most MESSED UP shit he can. The Agent is horrified but asks the acts name, and the one who thought of the act says ”The Aristocrats“. What this means that to Alucard all he’s done is just a messed up joke.

[@exorikk]

Most underrated joke in the series.

[@DetectiveThursday]

Ok important thing about this episode you should know. When it originally aired Pope Benedict XVI was the pope. Nobody was prepared for the fact that he would later retire as pope and resign. Later episodes come after Pope Francis is elected. Team Four Star allude to this in later episodes and don’t say it outright but imply he retired in response to the death threats from Alucard. The real scary idea of a death threat by carrier pigeon is that Alucard had to physically be in the place where the pigeons fly home to in order to know which pigeons would be the right ones to use to deliver a message.

[@housegarrett]

Woah !! 😨 we did NOT think of that!! that would be SO SCARY; no wonder he resigned! 😂 💯 Thanks for the insight! 👍🏽

[@seamusburke639]

@@housegarrett There's also a great joke in a later episode about Anderson, Maxwell, and Pope Francis. Won't spoil it here, but you'll know it when you see it.

[@ParticleBomb]

Abraham Van Helsing (the man at the beginning) was actually voiced by Chris Sabat, known for voicing many characters in DBZ. He's good friends with TFS.

[@TheArtSozosha]

11:57 that, is from the original Hellsing. "A Left Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction"

[@danny50117]

Yes

[@nero7469]

Bernadotte: "Un deux trois qautre cinq six sept" Her: "was he counting in Spanish" Me a person who speaks French: Cringes to the highest level

[@nero7469]

@Haku infinite yep that was both cringey and funny

[@nullakjg767]

Dont expect americans to know about other cultures lol.

[@nero7469]

@@nullakjg767 well the thing is I'm American

[@amandadennis1347]

I'm American as well and took French class and even I was like what? Spanish was a thousand times easier to learn than French, the thing that caught me up was the past present and future differences in words. Combine that with everything being male or female, formal and informal and the proper way to set up the sentence structure, it was a pain to understand lol

[@nero7469]

@@amandadennis1347 Yeah most languages have gendered words

[@deathdealer11b33]

The Aristocrats joke is something that alot of comedians have, they create a horrible yet detailed story that comedians come up with to offend and horrify people and the punch line is "The Arisocrats". Bob Sagets version is legendarily known as the worst one and you should definitely check it. I promise you will love it.

[@redadeptrouge]

I love how they have the beginning intro of Yu-Yu-Hakusho on the tiny tv at the start of the videos.

[@ladeao1552]

Glad you pointed that out, hadn't noticed before. I love that show.

[@madjackpatciderhouserules8436]

The eye piece is called a monocle. The French mercenary was counting in French, and singing Frances national anthem.

[@patrickrhyno4517]

That song's name is "One Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction", Alucard's theme from the original Hellsing anime.

[@far4955]

17:38 Yee those are airships called Zeppilins 😂

[@EA-bv8zk]

The crimson F#cker is a real Twitter also when alucard says he's going for a walk, bad things happen

[@wildkatarn7141]

"I was minding my OWN business..." 🤣 Gets me every time.

[@justsomeguywholosthismusta8495]

The nice music you were hearin' (That Jazzy styled music) is I think an original Hellsing anime soundtrack or opening or ending if I'm not mistaken

[@horn_hero]

btw at 11:50 that was the theme song to the ORIGINAL Hellsing Anime; this show is based off of the FAR SUPERIOR Hellsing Ultimate, but DAMN is the original hellsing theme FIRE

[@FireFox2590]

To get a carrier pigeon to fly into the vatican it would need to be raised there. So what it is implying is that Alucard took the time to raise pigeons *in* the vatican, right under their noses. As a way of saying he can make good on his threats.

[@cagafelis]

Love your reactions! Keep it up

[@housegarrett]

Thanks so much! 🙏🏾 we appreciate that!

[@AgeofJP]

thanks to the subtitles you are the first reactor on youtube who noticed the "Scarlet Tampon to Sticky Sock" line...literally, I'm pretty sure I've watched them all. They're not *as* many as you'd think

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

the thing the major said about planing around the plan bit. it makes sense if you think about it. for example if they know what your planing then they will prepare for it but if its not your real plan then they will be unprepared for it and will have wasted resources getting ready for something they wrongful set up for thus giving the enemy the advantage. as far as war mind games go its actually pretty smart.

[@JaxMerrick]

It worked for the UK in WWII. The big story I keep coming back to was Operation Mincemeat.

[@kmstx2]

After you watch episode 8 of the abridgement, there's going to be a recommendation, please do a reaction to the recommendation from TFS (y'all gonna love it as much as the episodes, but I'm going to say why)

[@embran8486]

As long as Seras doesn't embrace being a vampire, Alucard in original refuses to call her by her name. So in TFS they make a joke of it also. Alucard will say her full name much later on & her response to that is priceless! ^^

[@LongandWeirdName]

Yes. It is. So cute...

[@norgmonster]

The song at 12:00 is from the original Hellsing anime soundtrack.

[@EA-bv8zk]

3:45 that laugh tho😂

[@ants7351]

Another great reaction, its awesome to laugh along with you guys! Its nice to see your enjoying it so keep it up.

[@housegarrett]

Ant S thanks so much for joining and laughing with us!! 💕 we’re glad you’re enjoying it because we definitely are! ✌🏽 🙏🏾

[@shaunsimmons204]

"The aristocrats" is, of course, the punchline of one of the most filthy jokes ever told. Gilbert Gottfried is best known for it, but he didn't originate it. It is a genius reference for TFS to include.

[@knightghaleon]

That Piano playing while Alucard is slaughtering those soldiers is from the Hellsing OST. Its called Left Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction. The soundtrack has a lot of beautiful stuff on it. Give it a listen.

[@shaunsimmons204]

He was counting in French when he shot them. And yes, the 3 stooges bit was hilarious.

[@Railfan105.]

Fun fact: the dude that voiced Van hellsing in the beginning was none other than Chris Sabot, AKA the dude that voices Vegeta in DBZ and DBS.

[@Hazzbazz]

"Was he counting in spanish" I had the grab the brow of my nose on that one bruh

[@Koromations]

at 12:00 when you asked for the song it's Hellsing Alucards theme song

[@demonkingtengoku9034]

The song is alucards theme

[@lordgenerias]

When he said "Hey kids, wanna see a dead body", he was referring to himself.

[@alexanderingraham8255]

I love the you're watching this. Keep doing what you're doing and watching the original first. It makes the abridged the t much more sweet!

[@Dabighomiee]

Allucard is Perfect Cells twin brother

[@Blaed13]

the song is the hellsing OP. also, I love your guys' reactions to this! I can't wait for more.

[@WarHoundLACN]

Song is the intro from the Original Hellsing anime, yeah Ultimate is a standalone expansion.

[@Kaempfdog]

So that beginning memory, is of the original Hellsing defeating Alucard. I saw someone explain the aristocrats joke, so I’ll just explain that’s the 1st Van Hellsing. And Alucard now swears...I’d say allegiance but we’ll go with tolerance to the Hellsing family. He considers Integra his boss. Loosely anyways. I mean he’s so powerful he doesn’t have to listen to anyone. So the fact he listens period is kinda a miracle.

[@shaunbrowne9870]

It's a zeppelin if it has a rigid skeleton; if it doesn't, it's a blimp.

[@trevortammen2341]

Also that song is alucards actual theme from the show...no need to change it, its badass on its own

[@chillwill2918]

Everytime Anderson and Alucard met they wanted to fight/kill each other on sight.

[@mau48310]

The song comes from the original series a left foot trapped it's called

[@Durtin_Murtin]

Van Hellsing in the beginning of the episode is voiced by Chris Sabot the voice of Vegeta, Piccolo and many more

[@ArmandDLirium]

That song... beautiful song...

[@internetfriend6701]

Pip; *is french* Her: "is he counting in spanish?"

[@danny50117]

13:26 that's from Yu-Gi-Oh franchise

[@hamfist2975]

Dudes those glasses are sick.

[@jefferyoneill1]

The reason Seras was in a coffin inside the plane was because vampires in Hellsing Ultimate normally can't cross large bodies of water unless they're resting in a container filled with the soil of the land in which they were born

[@embran8486]

Phew, I was afraid the last episode discouraged you guys to continue. Still looking back Princess ain't a screamer in this (yet), so apparently she wouldn't disturb her kid 😃😄😃😄

[@jasonmiller6181]

"I'm going to fuck the fear turkey" is my favorite quote from this show.

[@aidinexmachina4232]

Outta Sight by Bleev Idk where he gets the sample from, though.

[@Whisper11950]

I’ve subscribed to you guys just from the first HUA reaction you did, and I’m counting the days till you guys do the next episode, and the rest of them. 👉😎👉

[@loganshaw9198]

They really are zeppelins.

[@RattlingAlucard]

The music your hearing when alucard walks down the hallway, and kills the swat team. It's from the the original hellsing ova I believe.

[@bladeslithered7583]

The house of Kings and queens

[@nightmare3070]

I get that no joke and that no use joke Nicely done dezz and princess🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@DragonTheButcher]

What does dandyman mean when he says vagaountu or whatever he says to Alucard

[@amandadennis1347]

So despite how many times I've watched HUA I never realized he says Zeppelins, I always misheard and thought he was saying "the blimp" in a heavy accent. I know it's technically not wrong but still 😅

[@provalone]

Check out the studio Gonzo Hellsing series for its good writing and soundtrack. That song you were interested in is from that series.

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

He was counting in French.

[@bronyxillcon7632]

Looking forward to seeing you 2 react to episodes 4-10 of hellsing ultimate abridge.

[@colmlambe4068]

The song is hellsing or hellsing ultimate intro or ending song I cant remember which...

[@patrickwallace6972]

Monocle The one eyed glasses.

[@ravefoil63]

How do you not know what a Zeppelin is?!

[@nigeljackman6255]

Lmaooooooo I just looked up vagabundo and this man called alucard homeless or a bum

[@matheusrudzevicius6448]

Not realy, what it actually is used as is more like a lazy ass os smth, sometimes its a way to call criminals as well implyng they chose an easy life or smth, and for homeless people end bums as well impliyng the same , source: i’m from Brazil

[@tonberry2670]

OG Hellsing ost Left foot trapped in a sensual seduction

[@KaregoAt]

bro that's literally what a zeppelin is.....

[@RichardX1]

Technically "Zeppelin" was a brand name that became so common it became semi-generic, like "Band Aid" or "Xerox". The proper name for a mega-blimp like that is "dirigible".

[@jappperon7012]

Check out Wakfu and its 1000year sequel Dofus:Treasures of Kerumb its a well done french anime that has lots of laughs and lore.

[@DblONo7]

I never saw the actual anime but I will now tho.

[@atomic747]

He was counting in french,but close enough.

[@Dmoney8720]

If you’ve never seen the original. The only thing they really changed is Alucard. He’s dark, moody, and serious.

[@nullakjg767]

They said they are watching the original series ahead of this. So technically theyll be spoild on every plot point. Alucard is the only thing they are really reacting to.

[@embran8486]

Anderson & Bernadotte to smaller degree are also changed. But yes, ironically Alucard has the biggest change.

[@kuramaninetails5362]

Btw the Alucard's Twitter (@thecrimsonfuckr) is an actual thing.

[@jasonmcfann4036]

1.5 K Niiiiice

[@edikando1574]

Just in case you didn't know if you read Alucard backwards it spells Dracula.

[@seanlyght4276]

Is it me or does he look like Calypso from twisted metal

[@Cross177]

If you like TFS stuff, check out Final Fantasy 7 Machinabridged. Great humor with some great voice actors aside from their usual guys.

[@Geth-Who]

Hell yeah. The guy they had voicing Cloud went on to be Deku in My Hero Academia.

[@rylielynch3460]

This is some meta shit

[@ryandavis3393]

If you put on the subtitles the English subtitles with the Canadian you'll get funny bonus content from the creators

[@sweetdude1001]

if you wanted to know if his twitter was real or not it is

[@Ravenlord578]

The twitter exists if you didn’t know.

[@PotatocannonLol]

They are zeppelins

[@deathdealer11b33]

#calledit #bitcheslovecannons #motherfuckingvampire #rewatchinghousegarret FTW!!!!!

[@shino933]

Zeppelin is just a blimp, but Germans had war blimps

[@majnabunny]

French he was counting in french :)

[@7.i.F.3]

Yall please react to gintama if ya get the chance it's a rollercoaster ride that I think yall would appreciate

[@joffeetv6225]

Just to let you know his twitter is real

[@MrDonangelico]

Great side note, you can actually follow the Crimsonfukr on Twitter tho it hasn't been active for years

[@chillwill2918]

Not gonna lie even though Integra's kind of flat chested she could still get it.

[@leguan278]

How much of it HAVE you seen... cause 100% honest here... it kinda ruins the mood that you know whats next.

[@xarganthos2324]

sorry i will probably get a lot of hate, but i'd like to point out (like many others probably did as well) that its sad you're talking over jokes, references and other stuff. if you want to talk, its okay to pause the video or go back a few seconds.

[@jtherealmccoy5309]

React to sonic nazo unleashed dx please

[@Troglodytarum]

Bruh, Spanish?

[@cjfear1912]

Yo wsp made it can you react to source rap battle goku vs frieza pls