Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 6 Reaction

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[@acetrainer44]

“Oh who the fuck am I offending, the nazis?!” Still a hilarious line. Also, Pip should have absolutely been the coolest kid in school

[@brianherold1835]

I bet he was. Well, in his new school, anyway, after they found out why he got expelled from his old one.

[@AutumnWoodham]

And it's become even more relevent with conservatives spoutting off with "so much for the tolerant left" whenever people don't tolerate blatant hatespeech.

[@ColaDad]

The cluck-cluck-clan

[@robertcartledge826]

@@AutumnWoodham you do realize don't you that whenever the left accuse conservatives are using "hate speech" that all they really mean is speech that disagrees with the lefts point of view and isn't actually hateful or bigoted in any way. and it is usually done when conservatives criticize the left for doing groomer sh1t or other similar undefendable stuff and since they have no good way to defend their point of view they just scream "racist, bigot, homophobe, transphobe, hate speech" or whatever other slur in order to try and shame conservatives that have good reason for what they are saying to shut up. perfect example of the left doing unacceptable sh1t that conservatives call the left out for is how there are a bunch of leftists supporting Hamas who are doing literal nazi sh1t

[@lucasm.3864]

While the wait for Alucard can be painful, at least you don’t have to worry about waiting at least a year between each episode’s release.

[@sonidoliberto]

To compensate, I watch them all every year out of spite. And just because.

[@johnfloyd1892]

Dude that was painful. They were on episode 4 when I started watching. That wait was fucking brutal.

[@Mabswer]

Or 5 year wait between the anime and start of ovas..

[@Sephiroth144]

At least the return music is solid...

[@daysand123]

​@Mabswer oh my God I can only imagine and i learned about the ovas in mid late gradeschool when they only had like three out at the time. Anyone that knows TFS was yearly at best should know the pain of multiple years for just one of these basically hour long movies to come out. This was following that anime. You know the one that's remembered for derailing it's plot for the hardest filler BS even though the manga had at least four volumes out by the time the anime came out but they just gave up after valentine bros and went to dipshit world. Really that anime is only held up by its ost. You know its bad when they could have creatively gone anywhere with Seras's character due to derailing her entire plotline but instead she's left kind of useless and almost damsel like when even non full blooded vamp seras in the manga and OVAs goes hard cracked by comparison and when she gets that juicy full on transformation well...best wall painting service in minutes around.

[@CaptainCFalcon]

Just so you know, those guys at the end weren't KKK. That last guy was, as a joke specifically about their outfits, but that attire was actually holy attire of knights at one point. The KKK simply stole it & unfortunately that's what most people think of when they see them.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

I don't exactly think of them as anything better when they're not associated with the kkk. I see those outfits and I think oh my gosh we're getting another bloody crusade.

[@sinned6us]

Kinda like Hitler's mustache was based off Charlie Chaplin's who Hitler was a fan of

[@destroyerblackdragon]

@@sinned6us Is that really the reason he had it? I thought it was just a popular look at the time.

[@290naz]

Don't forget the swastika. It used to be a symbol of prosperity but after the Nazi appropriate it, the symbol is just tainted.

[@sinned6us]

@@destroyerblackdragon I think Chaplin made it popular but I could be completely wrong and if I am, okay

[@riastradh]

“Who the fuck am I offending, the nazis?” Sends me every fucking time, is so good

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Yup 😂

[@itsCaptainEli]

Also, the pointed hoods thing is traditionally a catholic thing, but certain extra unsavory groups have made the imagery more distasteful than originally.

[@RichardX1]

But, of course, Team Four Star just COULDN'T pass up the opportunity to hang a lampshade on what came to every viewer's mind when they saw those outfits.

[@crcoghill]

​@Richard Thompson I mean... who wouldn't in a fan dub made into a comedy?

[@itsCaptainEli]

@@RichardX1 oh yeah. I still love the joke, and it was a great move to save the Klan for last.

[@mercurioslevin1877]

hence why even Maxwell isnt happy to see them but he needs the manpower

[@benn454]

And the funny part is that the KKK hates Catholics.

[@ericyahia8121]

So far best line for me was "if it moves, it dies. If it dies, keep moving." 😆

[@Ishplx]

Excuse you. "You've been autobahnned." is obviously the top tier line.

[@ericyahia8121]

I’m more partial to “Don’t be sour, kraut.” 😂😂😂

[@wingedbluj1674]

"Like a high-class escort, make them pay for every inch!"

[@gandolfthegreen7158]

If it moves, it dies. If it dies, you move on.. Best line yet you couldn’t even get it right.. And don’t be so sour kraut.. Grammar Nazi I know. But you’re talking about nazi’s so I guess it’s appropriate lol.

[@Jacob-2000]

for me it was “OH WHO THE FUCK AM I OFFENDING, THE NAZIS?!”

[@kevinnorwood8782]

"Oh my God, they planted LANDMINES?!?!?! We walk our DOGS out there!!!!" LOVE that line so much!

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

😎🤟

[@tyrant-den884]

Zorin: "C_____________NT!" Only been in Britain for an hour and she's already adapting to the local culture.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

😂

[@oldwolflogan4224]

So, Takahata101 has said that on January 6th a few years ago, the "America is imploding" line went viral online. And this came out in, like, 2015.

[@Caldera01]

"The French Guy's" name is Pip, he's big enough of a character to keep in mind. But there is one name you are very unlikely to forget in the next episode. ;) Alucard was literally written out at this point of the plot, as his presence would be like an over-excited golden retriever while you're trying to set up a house of cards. Need to set up the scene first. ;)

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Haha, good analogy 😁

[@filipvadas7602]

The robes , used by the soldiers at the very end, were initially used as holy attire by knights. The KKK simply approriated them and gave them a bad reputation. Or I guess in case of the Catholic Church, a *worse* reputation. Pretty similar to how the swastika was appropriated by the Nazis.

[@oblivious8868]

I would say it gave it a much worse reputation. The Catholics don't exactly have a spotless history, either. Lead to a fantastic joke, though, so it all worked out.

[@gaiusmarius4209]

the exchange between the Mercs as they watch Seras run off is one of my favorites, not to mention the "No-one expects the Mexican Inquisition"

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Tfs are fans of Monty Python for sure 😁

[@marcusmills8198]

Yet they expected them. They expected all of them!!!

[@KylerStern366]

My favorite line delivery in this series was "we walk our dogs out there..." it was so well recorded.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Subtle line and great read 🙂

[@aidanshea4717]

A warning for next episode. Police girls backstory is very dark, Very brutal, although TFS does make light of it one thing to remember is they cut a lot of it from their version for very obvious reasons.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Thanks for the heads up 🙂

[@corryjamieson3909]

I love how Heinkel and Yumie are just there, they were actually main characters in the Author's previous work, them showing up is like a "Oh hey it's them" moment for fans of Hirano's work.

[@BJGvideos]

Oh I didn't know that! Neat.

[@Pastamist]

Thing is, it was a pretty screwed up doujin, wasn’t it?

[@whitenobeard]

​@@Pastamist well Hirano is like Fujimoto in the sense that he has a lot of one shots that are all bat shit insane. And that his main goal is to just write the coolest most visually pleasing and badass story possible. And from what I've seen of the manga, he accomplished that perfectly. Hirano's art is like a visual orgasm, that makes men wet and women hard.

[@tigershark94]

If you notice, both Alucard and Anderson had to correct their underlings about the amount of a certain thing they each have. (Bayonets for Anderson and Eyes for Alucard) Both end up using the exact same wording of “Bayonets/Eyes for Days” playing up how similar the two actually are to each other.

[@itsCaptainEli]

Also, Pip is basically my favorite french character ever.

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

😎🤟🇫🇷

[@SyxxPunk]

The use of Dies Irae when Seras guns the zeppelin is amazing. Also fitting, since Hellsing Ultimate use big orchestral pieces as well. Most notably, Gradus Vita was the ending theme to episode 1 and 10.

[@MyNameBobbyJoe]

If I remember correctly, during the actual Hellsing Ultimate its stated that whatever guns Seras was using to shoot down the blimp weighed over 300 pounds.

[@MiosPanties]

She's used to carrying around a heavy weight... . . . . . . . . . . . . ..What? I'm talking about the show. She carries the show! What'd you think I meant?

[@mjfowler1242]

Glad to see you are finally reaching the more "serious" act of the series

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

Getting heavy for sure 😨

[@anyathepanther7977]

So many years after, i still cant believe they got away with that last Segment.

[@patrioticjustice9040]

Those are the Papal Knights at the end of the episode. The Catholics had actually been using the capirote and robe for centuries, and they were also a target for the KKK. (believe it or not, the KKK hated a lot of people, not just freed slaves) They stole the look from the Catholics because it closely resembled looking like ghosts; something the freed slave community had a superstitious fear of back then. Catholics still use this look today during Holy Week.

[@TearsOfLa]

Fun fact, the characters of the mercs are not actually named Mercer Jaffe, and Willingham, those are the names of the voice actors, Matt Mercer (Mcree from overwatch), Talesin Jaffe (Lots of background stuff, but not known for a single huge role), and Trais Willingham (Mustang from FMA, and the voice of Thor in pretty much every marvel thing outside the MCU), who all happen to be the players of Critical Role, and b extension, Legend of Vox Machina

[@RogueHippie13]

The reasoning for this, I believe, is that Tal was the voice director for Hellsing Ultimate, and had himself, Matt, Travis, and Liam(maybe Sam too?) do the voices for the mercenaries in the actual OVAs

[@jefferyoneill1]

Fun Fact: In Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, several of the mercenaries were named after members of Critical Role

[@Sephiroth144]

"Who the fuck am I offending, the Nazis?!?" Its a fair point

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

I can’t remember that name of the soldiers are but they aren’t KKK. The KKK were modeled after them.

[@Arkayjiya]

I mean in the Abridged version some of them are the KKK xD But yes originally none of them are ^^

[@wingedbluj1674]

The Order of the Temple Beth-Zion will get a great laugh out of you guys.

[@cureforintroversion1262]

I read this on the fandom trivia but Pip Bernadotte although being French, has Swedish ancestry. Bernadotte is the name of the Swedish Royal House, which has French ancestry. The Crown Princess of Sweden is Victoria Bernadotte, which pretty much would be Seras Victoria's name if she married Pip

[@kirkcasteel7070]

Just remember one teeny-tiny little detail about Hellsing ultimate vs. Hellsing ultimate abridged Hellsing ultimate is way way darker than The abridged the bridge has dark but the original Canon story is so much darker and a little more disturbing

[@Caldera01]

I actually disagree. In my opinion the original is about the same in terms of darkness, it's just inverted. Where the Abridged is dark, the original tends to be comedic and vice versa.

[@kirkcasteel7070]

@@Caldera01 your opinion is noted and let's just agree to disagree

[@CommissarChaotic]

How so? I kinda wanna watch both versions but I am afraid I'll find something real unsavory.. i've only really watched the abridged scene with the crusaders because its just too funny

[@kirkcasteel7070]

@@CommissarChaotic look. Just take my word ok?

[@LukaBlight69]

If anything Alexander defying Maxwell is now fully 100% merited since he's attempting to usurp The Pope. He's a meglomaniac with a messiah complex who thinks he should be the voice of God. I mean this actually makes Alexander obligated to oppose Maxwell openly. The Flying Geese are more hilarious than I remember, I love their banter. I also like how non-chalant that guy was about losing his arm, but getting it back freaked him out XD

[@anitireborn1207]

That last part always gets me lol

[@jacobcoleman8250]

Dude's fine with holy war-inspired genocide, but draws the line at racism. At least he has some standards.

[@jacthing1]

​@@jacobcoleman8250yeah he may be classist, homophobic, bigot. But he's not a racist.

[@azurepulse1870]

I'm atheist and I love how TFS stans the current pope with this episode. Some great, spot-on humor.

[@ryanraju6774]

Seras firing on the zeppelin hypes me up everytime. She's the absolute best

[@DefinitelyNotDefinitive2]

😎🤟

[@Zash0000]

Actually, those white robes and hoods are official uniforms of the Catholic church's paladins. The Klan mimicked their uniforms because they wanted the image of being good Catholics, and what they were doing was sanctioned by God.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

This one is my favorite episode.

[@Crocogator]

Pip and Seras vs the werewolf tho.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

​@@Crocogator 2nd favorite. But that anime scream ruined it a little.

[@CountryMusicMann]

"HOLY SHIT, THEY'VE PLANTED LANDMINES!" "Oh, zey found ze landmines." I could not stop laughing at how relaxed Bernadotte was about landmines the first time I watched this.

[@Geffi01]

'Eat Schnitzel in hell' is actually a bad ass one liner.

[@anonymanonymus4706]

Nobody expects the Mexican inquisition!

[@dogzilla0578]

The ending to this episode the most hilarious scene that TeamFourStar has ever done, in my honest opinion.

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

Next up is arguably the best episode of this abridged series.

[@zacharyjoy8724]

2:05 As Vegeta said, “OhoHO! Ominous!” 3:28 …Lot to unpack there. 😨 4:55-4:59 Says it all, and I LOVE it! 12:07 EVERYONE explodes with laughter there! 12:52 Yeah, pretty much. Prepare to be more offended than usual. Well, you made it. And you didn’t have to trim this episode. But yeah, this is the grim part of the story. Still funny, though. Anyway, hope you’re still enjoying it, and I look forward to the next epi-Oh. Right. That one. (Sigh.) Oh, boy. 😨

[@kakonoteouji4876]

What do you mean Alucard was in it he was keeping his eyes on The Police Girl. Lol Also her back story is even worse than you think.

[@UncensoredScion]

Ah Sera poppin' off is always a brilliant scene

[@oblivious8868]

Don't worry about missing Alucard. They make up for it, and it's more than worth the wait. Plus, we gotta give Seras some time to shine.

[@kiorili]

when the "Say my name" is better than breaking bad

[@garrettpercell4365]

Favorite bit is the internet search history. Hilarious

[@magne7771]

"I thought she was going to crush me! ...in her giant vagina."

[@lonewolfjedi493osswfan]

11:34 foreshadowing Another good episode despite the absence of Alucard

[@RogueHippie13]

Fun fact: All of the mercs, besides Pip, in HUA are named for the voice actors that played them(Matt Mercer, Taliesin Jaffe, Travis Willingham, & Liam O’Brian. Don’t remember if Sam Riegel was part of it or not.). You may recognize them from Vox Machina(Silas Briarwood, Percy, Grog, Vax, & Scanlan). If I remember correctly, Taliesin was a voice director for the Hellsing Ultimate OVAs as well.

[@tyrant-den884]

"I want to answer Alexand and Alucard f_ck some sh_t up" You poor dear.

[@Kickinthescience]

That white robe scene reminds me of Django

[@primal1233]

This episode is really funny, thanks for another good reaction

[@germainedaniel8720]

Jed Forrest. Wow. Yall was a little put off by that one I see. Don't worry he always gets everyone that watches this show. That's what make it fun for me, and others, to see other people watch this🙂

[@TheShadowkingm]

I can’t wait for you guys to see the next two episodes it’s such a treat

[@Caldera01]

From here on; They all are, honestly.

[@MarijnvdSterre]

"I better not miss a single thing" - Alucard yeah... about that.

[@HoloCatHead]

The last picture of Jesus that was used near 16:03 was one of the worst restoration mistakes of all time. The painting is not supposed to look like that. An amateur restoration ruined it.

[@itsCaptainEli]

Yes! Easily one of my favorites!

[@itsCaptainEli]

But the next one is THE best.

[@damonrose7896]

Awesome vid, my favourite fight is coming up soon

[@Nervonous]

I can’t wait wait for next episode, gets sooooooooo good

[@wakkaseta8351]

Nobody expects, the Mexican Inquisition!

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

It was so hilarious that they took the capirotes and straight up made one of the orders the literal KKK.

[@shadowfox8748]

Ah yes … the day the police girl earns her name. Glorious

[@TheAngryMoth104]

Still one more Alucard-less episode, then the fun begins

[@viperblitz11]

My favorite line in the episode is probably, "Yeah fuck bro, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and another dude and they're having sex"

[@DarkCT]

2:39 so yeah, how often do you see vampires using their strength and dexterity to lift and aim better than turrets? ahh, Seras! 5:06 ahem, I think this is what the Orks call "proppa dakka" 10:20 uhm... refer to my 2:39 comments about hefting. girls got an armory. 17:18 I deeply enjoyed the whole move by Maxwell and the congregation of "knights". that actually is old Catholic wear if i do recall, shame about how people see it now, like many bits of religious iconography across the world, especially with more of todays western lenses. also, I kind of enjoy how Maxwell goes after the "new pope" in that Maxwells order is radical by any stretch, but could also be very traditionalist. power hungry guy with scruples angry at what gets to advance now. it plays into the whole barbs between Andersons group and Integras because they aren't meant to play nice- they are meant to be fists or blades of their faiths, so more hardline and aware of the divisons.

[@Liesmith424]

Fun fact: the named members of the Flying Geese--Mercer, Willingham, Jaffe, are same names as members of Critical Role.

[@Finsternis..]

7:58 Well if there ever was a missed opportunity to say "Gesundheit" instead of "bless you".

[@sunguardianryohei]

"We need Alucard Back" - understatement of the century seeing as since Alucard's on the boat, the party's no longer there But the silver lining is that you don't have to wait for the new episode every year like when it first came out.....those were painful times and it's probably been mentioned about the white hoods before in the comments, but like the toothbrush moustache and the Manji symbol for peace....it was a harmless thing until someone took it too far and ruined it for everyone

[@malcolm_p]

It feels good to be early

[@klutzmtg2310]

The next episode is gonna be intense.

[@solblackguy]

I love people's initial reaction to the guys in white hoods and realize they're not the KKK because they hate a different Martin Luther

[@Gnagflow87]

I love maxwels speach. Its so epic.

[@dagonofthedepths]

Honestly a good representation why people don't use zeppelins anymore.

[@Crocogator]

My sweet Pip.

[@DCMarvel2009]

On the plus side, at least you didn’t have to make too many quick cuts this time.

[@demonkindx]

Just saying, the French guy's accent was the hardest one to understand for me.......... and I'm French.

[@euro.cash_3053]

All I can say about the backstories being brutal is just wait…

[@KodaKitten333]

Oh stay through the credits of episode 8

[@infini_ryu9461]

Those outfits they wear are traditional catholic outfits from before the KKK. Ironic the KKK would wear robes like that as they hated catholics.

[@magne7771]

that whole "America is imploding" bit will never _not_ be funny

[@OtakuJuanma2]

Just a fair warning about the next episode, there's a scene that is in very poor taste, but to paraphrase the creators: "The only feasible way to make this character-defining scene slightly more palatable than the original was to turn it into a Monty Python skit." So you know, don't be mad at TFS, they did their best within the boundaries they set. By episode 7 they were no longer the kids that though a Catholic priest with a big "råpe" meme sign on him was a joke.

[@Sunaki1000]

Not gonna lie I wish there handeled the next, Episode 7 differently. Maybe unifying the two, or just writing some random animescenes into the Flashback. I think the Topic was a bit to dark to make fun of.

[@Stanzbey69]

I have a suggestion for you guys. Could you maybe watch the bleach thousand year blood war cour 1 - cour 2 trailers? It would be very cool

[@meswil]

Round up those dirt n..... OK u need to chill . Kill me every time

[@koraegi]

So the joke is that that actually is a traditional catholic garb But you know Americans

[@rehaanshah2992]

😂

[@heftyclam6219]

FYI they aren't ALL Klansmen. That's just how the Catholics work

[@keanureaves4893]

The dub that I'm watching is totally different wtf?? I'm fkn confused as hell?

[@daysand123]

Dont worry. Everyone has and will mistake the entirety of the Iscariot holy order for the KKK. Its precisely why TFS played up the joke with adding in Jedd Forest and his 300 n change good ole bois at the end to play it up after playing it fairly straight with the intro of the orders. Also though Im not particularly religious the entire pope speech does make me cringe for reasons. Because very religious people MIGHT watch this, and because its easy to see modern crusaders with their minds stuck in the 1300s to have these outlooks. Im pretty sure some of them are politicians now atm actually and thats even more horrifying. You know its bad when Father Anderson and his extremist Iscariot homies seem like moderately reasonable people by comparison to Maxwell and his ascension to power.

[@jessicajayes8326]

With all the crap going on in Florida, this ending has aged well!

[@fireball1249]

Wait, I live in Florida, what's going on here?

[@Caldera01]

@@fireball1249 Florida is pretty much leading the way with anti LGBT legislation and rhetoric right now.

[@fireball1249]

@@Caldera01 WTF? Why are we doing this? This makes no sense.

[@Caldera01]

@@fireball1249 It's the long term tactic of the right wing conservatives that have a strong representation in Florida. Right now they're heavily focused on anti-transgendered rhetoric specifically, but it's the same stuff they said between 70's to early 2000's about gay people in general, it's nothing new.

[@LordHoth_09]

Oh, you mean the bits about NOT teaching young children sexual acts and not allowing them to be permanently scarred or chemically damaged because of misleading belief and mental illness? Or are you parroting media bullshit like everyone else?

[@faithrabbit4330]

"America is imploding" I do believe when this ep was released, Trump had just been elected. So enjoy that scene with some extra context

[@BJGvideos]

Everyone's explaining the robes and stuff but I haven't noticed anyone explaining why the Canadian guy is massively homophobic--the Salvation Army is *super* bigoted and for some reason this flies under the radar of most people. They've thrown gay and trans people out of their shelters into freezing weather, resulting in several deaths. It's amazing that they're still allowed to continue on being perceived as a charity when they should be seen as a hate group.

[@WooldoorSockbat218]

First ;)

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

It's amazing how many people still think being the first comment is special. Especially when you waste it by saying "first" instead of making an actual meaningful comment.

[@k-dawg748]

First

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

It's amazing how many people still think being the first comment is special. Especially when you waste it by saying "first" instead of making an actual meaningful comment.