Help I'm Stuck To The Fridge

After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast’s Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on questionable team bonding exercises and discuss a very personal tale involving magnets.
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
06:52 William & Jordan's Holiday
10:32 How's Your Week Been?
22:55 Jordan's Jolly Joke of the Week
24:49 Listener Dilemmas
45:07 Outro
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[@jadetaylor3548]

I hope William sees this so he knows that he’s not alone. That feeling when you close the door to a properly enclosed cubical and all of a sudden you’re alone in your own private space, having just been in public, is one of life’s great joys. I find myself smiling sometimes as the lock turns.

[@WilliamHansonEtiquette]

❤

[@aaroncarson]

Oh man yes, they’re just a nice break from the noisiness of the event you’re at/whatever you’re doing

[@VickyF_]

With everything going on in the world, you guys bring some much needed warmth and smiles. ❤

[@djooodie]

I love the little stories about their very vastly different childhood lol

[@sandrapearson3867]

My sisters letter got read out and I’ve just noticed you guys have my painting up! Life made ❤ love you boys

[@Bessie66]

Ticked thumbs up before I’ve watched it - cos I know it’s gonna be good!

[@jaggednazgul]

I love these podcasts, it makes me happy knowing I'm not the only person mildly scarring my Southern friend with my "up north upbringing" childhood experiences. 😄

[@maryhughes7929]

You should win all the awards!! 🏆🥇🏆🥈

[@missfc305]

LOVE Jordan and his cosy cardigan! 😍💜

[@florence2095]

Love Jordan’s new £300 cardigan 💕🐨🐨🦘

[@ScepticalBrit]

William made Jordan stand up and get the award off the shelf so he could admire Jordan's physique 😂😂😂😂

[@PaigeBagley]

My favourite podcast, always makes me laugh

[@georgiakirk7010]

Best podcast everrrrr

[@user-xi9vu8hn1z]

the preview at the start is FANTASTIC, keep it all the time!!

[@Mackarrrena]

It always surprises me when people say "it's going to be very hot today" and then say 26°C, meanwhile where I live, a hot day means 32° to 37° 😂 Love the podcast! Hugs from Chile 💞

[@hollyb.8353]

Girl British weather is awful when it's hot. It's a different type of hot all together 😂

[@SUPERSTUDIO17]

Jordan's cardigan this episode and his white shirt last episode are so fashionable!

[@AshlieJermaine]

OMG my son was born with ptosis!! When he was about 3 or 4 months old, he had surgery for it. They took the muscle that raises the eyelid and attached it to the muscle that raises the eyebrow. He then had to wear a patch on the opposite eye (his right eye) several hours a day, to exercise and strengthen the muscles in the other eyelid/brow. But the doctors said his vision was just fine. He's 23 now, and still has a slight droop to his eyelid.

[@ajthefujoshi]

I agree with William about cubicles. Despite being a social person, being alone for a period of minutes gives me that peace in the middle of the bustle of the public place.

[@robzl1771]

This is my new favourite podcast 😂😂

[@bluetube231]

For those wondering. The cardigan is £300.

[@hollyb.8353]

Jesus 😂 that's half my rent haha

[@bluetube231]

@@hollyb.8353Jordan south much?

[@sheilaenglish9738]

😳

[@CompletehealthclinicCoUk]

Thanks for the mention, can't wait to see you back in Manchester!

[@LeFouGallois]

Did anyone else get confused over the mention of 'STD cards' ? I was starting to wonder that it appeared as though there were no depths that card companies wouldn't sink to. Thankfully the meaning of this particular 'STD' was soon made clear.

[@lilylaw1517]

Loved the Judith Chalmers comment!

[@machiavelliandichotomy]

Omg I’m loving the cardigan

[@Jo10371]

True Northern having roast at the proper time around 3ish love it 🥰

[@thefuneraldirectorsdaughter84]

Had ptosis surgery in February this year and had it while awake. Few jumpy moments when they touched my skin with a scalpel, and later my muscle, both which weren't fully numb, but after 5 eye surgeries and well into double figures of injections directly in both eyes and underneath, it was fine 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@chrishefpfef2742]

I've and 4 eye procedures, and I don't I'll ever get used to the injections directly into my eyes.

[@thefuneraldirectorsdaughter84]

@@chrishefpfef2742 they're not the most pleasant thing are they? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Do you get them for the procedure or macular degeneration?

[@andrewharvey2948]

I had a P.A. for almost ten years… loved it! It absolutely did not get in the way and in fact add extra sensation for both myself and my partners🤩

[@realman6ft6]

I had laser eye surgery and just had local anaesthetic. I could hear and feel the scraping on the eyelid and could smell the burning flesh.. I recently had another operation recently down below and this was under sedation and I didnt remember or feel a thing

[@olivevarley2338]

when Jordan said he had gone off Guinness my jaw dropped and it was dropped for 5 mins after that I couldn't believe id ever hear him say that. 😮😮😮

[@molly26189]

I have a sweep stake at work. When my rota is on a night shift we guess what time the next rota will come back for their 6am start. The difference is, the turn up at 5am for no reason what so ever! We are call agents. And even though they turn up stupidly early, they don't sit ready until 6am on the dot, and never let us leave a few minutes early!

[@francinemurphy1741]

Another smashing Cardi

[@eliasyoung7462]

William, you're in the same boat as my grandma! she's having that operation done next week. you're in good company (if you consider good company to be a 92 year old)

[@chrishefpfef2742]

Hello William, Jordan, and P.B., I am a new subscriber from the U.S. I'm right there with William and avoid urinals as much as possible. Here in Tucson, Arizona, it's shorts and sandals weather at least 50 weeks of the year; so you learn rather quickly that when using a urinal, you're basically pissing on yourself. Something one may not notice if your wearing pants and closed shoes. P.S. if you don't people rummaging through your sex toys, they're best kept in the gun safe. Cheers from the U.S.A.

[@vahvahdisco]

When I was younger, I was waiting on a stretcher in the anaesthetic room before surgery at Manchester Royal Infirmary when a tea lady came it to see if anybody wanted anything off the trolley. The surgeon got some bacon butties and I asked him if he was going to wash his hands before my operation because I didn’t want the scalpel slipping out of his greasy fingers ! I never got an answer because about a minute later the anaesthetist put me under !

[@sleepyalexa]

So he wouldn't even be wearing sterile gloves?? 😂 Oh what a thought to have before going under, haha!

[@pipuk3]

If you also want Jordan's Cardigan William correctly identified it as "Oatmeal". It's listed on Pangaia as "Recycled Cashmere Cardigan - Oatmeal"

[@powerbar12gaming97]

I hide out in the bathroom during house parties and family events. Avoidance for the anxiety win!

[@sahermerchant]

Which amazon episode is William talking about?

[@cathe8282]

I was under the impression that wedding invites are for the celebration part - food, party, etc. That if you're getting married in a church, unless someone is gonna be completely disruptive, you can't deny someone coming to church, any of the congregants can come to the church and sit in on the service. I mean there are touristy churches that people can visit and there are obviously congregants doing their thing. If you go to Mass on weekday afternoons and there's a wedding going on, are you allowed to sit in?

[@WhateverOwO]

neodymium is /knee-o-dee-mium/ it's a rare earth element in the periodic table, but neodymium magnets are actually neodymium ferrite. They're powerful permanent magnets because the coercivity point, which is the point were it's completely demagnetized, can only be achieved by either going to the curie temperature which is well high up ambient temperature or by subjecting the magnet to an strong outside magnetic field that's opposing the one of the magnet that normally doesn't exist in our normal condition. Moreover the retentive point(residual magnet flux) of neodymium magnets are pretty close to the saturation point(max magnetic flux) of neodymium ferrite, so it keeps most of the magnetic field it was subjected when it was made in the factory.

[@Kdog_94]

Jordan, you should go to the Toucan bar in Soho! Best pint of Guinness I’ve had in a non-Irish pub 😁

[@hakanvikstrom4502]

He must have a low quality piercing. Piercings like that are usually made of 316L Surgical steel and In general, the 316L exhibits weak magnetic properties.

[@karenchadwick5853]

William pronouncing molybdenum made me chuckle too😂

[@harleyrose666]

I find it hard to believe the PA story because good quality body jewelry 316 surgical steel is not magnetic. So unless it was pierced with cheap jewelry, it wouldnt be magnetic

[@Lara-or5qy]

Yh sounds like BS.

[@bear6845]

PA owner here for 25 plus years, any questions answered. Very flouncy chaps, have worried I might chip their teeth.

[@astroranger5528]

£300 Cardigan, that's what it costs lol

[@philratcliffe3962]

£300 for a cardigan. Nice but bloody expensive.

[@MrWhite.209]

the opportunity of c-m related jokes was missed 🤣😂

[@penelopeasmr1009]

Thats definitely more of a Cream of Wheat cardigan. Also, the only time its appropriate to wolf whistle is if it's for cardigan appreciation.

[@maryhughes7929]

Lourdes not Lords! Though I was born in a hospital near Lords! 🙏🏼⭐️🕯

[@Bessie66]

What is the dubbonet/gin ratio please - was going to order one in the pub the other night but couldn’t remember 😂

[@fintanbeirne7261]

1:3 g to d

[@davidjames-maddaford4531]

Two to one 😊

[@Bessie66]

@@davidjames-maddaford4531which one though?

[@vahvahdisco]

I don’t think anyone would steal my trainers - they’re size 14 !

[@Musicalsfangirl]

This is why I don’t pierce my body parts!!! Especially the more precious areas!!! Hope they are now OK!!!

[@juliestokes7211]

Sounds the wurst..... 😂

[@paulineoxley-vh5ww]

😂😂❤❤

[@gemmamorgan3984]

Howling with laughter. On the Prince Albert piercing what use affects it has, I’ve had sexual relations with a man who had a Prince Albert and I could feel the piercing inside me my vagina. And the Prince Albert takes 6 weeks to heal and no sex or wanking for that period. Do not get in the way during sex or oral. The piercing metal is normally surgical steal or titanium.

[@bencartlidge11]

31:24 William said "infer" when he meant "imply".

[@katiecooper1043]

Nope both work in that case

[@audreymcleod4076]

I have no ides what a "Prince Albert" is.

[@Dellabricks]

.........so a touring Q & A?

[@helenobrien5144]

Re Prince Albert piercings, FYI, although not confirmed ever, Prince Albert was reported to have the penile piercing attached to a chain down his trousers in order to hang his penis to one side as this was more aesthetically pleasing. He was reported to have had the piercing performed in his early 20's, prior to his marriage. And also, like William said, I’m wondering too if piercings are made of magnetic material!?

[@tsimeone]

No audio 😢 Edit.. It's working now.. I just think I was too quick

[@SextedMyBoss]

I think it might be your headphones!

[@tsimeone]

It's working now, I did try a few other YT clips and worked fine. It may have been as I jumped in within seconds with excitement.. ❤️

[@larrypicard8802]

I guess William isn’t a fan of cottaging.😅

[@Gerry1of1]

Prince Alberts are made from surgical steel

[@clarkcampbell6890]

not all, mine is titanium

[@Gerry1of1]

@@clarkcampbell6890 My flat mate has one. He dribbles everywhere when he pees. Eww

[@MurrayMintyMe]

William, you silly sausage. You meant implies, not infers. Xxx

[@sheilaenglish9738]

Who is the “we” that came to meet William for brunch in the Cotswolds? 👀

[@westbound810]

I would prefer Jordan South to operate on me 😊

[@victoriathain3711]

Sorry jord but giving you went to Sunderland uni that was the worst Geordie accent ever 😂 its more “ere ill clip ya bollocks so ya cant have eny more bairns, youll be alreet in a few hours” 😂 giz the nurse buzza if ya need iz” 😂

[@emma53md1]

Me thinks he protests too much, anyone else think Jordan and his partner got the Venice trip as his wedding gift? Its never been mentioned.