help me

Austin's new channel This Is! / thisis
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Vsauce PO Box: PO Box 33168
L.A. CA 90033
**Click "SHOW MORE" For Links**
Space is Cool (0:04)
www.spaceis.cool
Timeline of Earth (0:40)
timelineofearth.com/
Morse Typing Trainer (1:42)
morse.withgoogle.com/learn/
Keyboard (2:26)
creatability.withgoogle.com/k...
Language Guesser (2:59)
languageguesser.com/
Under the Sun (3:41)
projects.truth-and-beauty.net/...
Lat Long (3:58)
www.latlong.net/Show-Latitude...
Sculpting (4:07)
stephaneginier.com/sculptgl/
Bellwoods.xyz (4:38)
bellwoods.xyz
Hosted by
Jake Roper
Written and Edited by
Hannah Canetti
hannaynaycanaynay
VFX by
Eric Langlay
( / ericlanglay )
Music by Jake Chudnow
( / jakechudnow )
and Jack Merline
(merlinsounds.bandcamp.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3

[@dingsauce]

Tweet us your best Hannah sculptures and we'll feature the best one on the DONG instagram! Good luck!

[@youknowihadtodoittoem1270]

They did surgery on a Vsauce, Michael here.

[@fireballfoxtrot6663]

relatable

[@kolanut]

I love u

[@yugal.prakash]

Can you T-pose in the next video?

[@cavv0667]

Were you pressed for time Jake?... You come off as super rushed and Very inorganic during this video. Probably late for a date... with Hannah.

[@fireballfoxtrot6663]

i think jake is getting progressively more and more insane

[@Bodyknock]

Føxtrøt It might be hereditary, who’s his dad? 😄

[@prehistoricorchid3455]

Honestly same

[@Ansem119]

hes becoming the new michael

[@weebeegoblins5683]

Hannah keeps Jake and Michael in isolation every now and then.

[@TheDeadOfNight37]

@BMAN488877 nah I feel like Kevin is

[@Taikamuna]

are you being held as a hostage jake. just be honest

[@linktidal2902]

Taikamuna hello taikamuna

[@rockypikmin4493]

So do you just comment on every video? Slowly and slowly, this channel is becoming my favorite because you comment on almost every video that I watch

[@uhoh7545]

No, Michael is his Dad

[@gibboustime]

Taikamuna you're videos are in some of jack's YIAY vids

[@desmondmehta]

why is this guy in more places than justin y

[@anal4Seinfeld]

Jake makes me feel comfortable and okay with life when words come out of his mouth

[@spodergibbs5088]

SchnitzelFrenzy I don’t like him

[@trauntualafigghtetr6209]

I watched way too much of michael, now it just feels like Jake and the weird beany guy are just trying to imitate his style. feels gross

[@spodergibbs5088]

trauntuala figghtetr exactly

[@U014B]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5vReWevg9Z_bqcm15s

[@StraightOuttaJarhois]

@@trauntualafigghtetr6209 I felt that way at first, but Jake grew on me. Still don't care for the beanie guy, though.

[@viktorashistan7207]

Damn, Michael needs medical help, he looks different

[@esteban_osman]

He probably not getting his daily dose of memes

[@botez5671]

Or does he???

[@esteban_osman]

Yes

[@Number6ManUrinates]

@Doom Slayer... _ _ _

[@musictrash5295]

I'd like everyone to note that Jake consents to being pet on the cheeks

[@marcelinebrownell8399]

• music trash • yES

[@argenteus8314]

I'd like everyone to note that he was probably joking, and that you shouldn't do that if you see him in real life or you'll creep him out. A poorly thought out joke, but still, I think, a joke.

[@musictrash5295]

@@argenteus8314 obviously??

[@sadtoast6122]

Witch ones 😏

[@cooperhill7705]

Larry Pseudonym r/whoooosh

[@julian0man174]

“Yeah if you see me just come up and pet me on the face”

[@redalt58]

He asked for it. I will if I see him

[@astrodoc1]

Judging by the title and the shirt, Jake is trapped in a cell. I see your silent cries, Jake.

[@ChavvyChannel]

OKAY BUT THAT SHIRT IS EPIC

[@KALEB32154]

On the Create Unknown he expressed his interests in Nicholas Cage right? such a great listen.

[@rubenbahr2083]

Now THIS is EPIC

[@i-win]

I am in grate pain ples halp

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

No, Micheal is his dad

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Oof

[@MGSLurmey]

That pun was cheesy. :')

[@raindren]

Hi *in grate pain ples halp* nice to meet you

[@dentoncrimescene]

Wubalubadubdub

[@TheOfficialCzex]

VSauce Jake has been kidnapped and he needs your help. Reply in the comments below with your mommy's credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 numbers on the back.

[@cringebob965]

TheOfficialCzex 3***************

[@prehistoricorchid3455]

This actually made me chuckle slightly Good job

[@unreal-the-ethan]

Credit card no.: 5105105105105100 Exp. date: Never 3 nos. on back: 420

[@sirwannabeguy4886]

*sees first line* or does he?

[@marcelinebrownell8399]

Captain R. WITTEREL Thank you!

[@Gromek999]

Blink twice if you are in trouble

[@lonequester]

At first I thought this was a surreal entertainment channel video from the thumbnail...

[@burrito9736]

Same

[@DTheAustralian]

What an.... *interesting* notification.

[@hocuspocus111]

oh if i ever encounter you jake don't think i won't stop and pet your pointy beard

[@serithlenigod]

Our Vsauce bois slowly losing their minds...they grow up so fast 😢

[@poopfart65]

Anyone else wish the O.G. Vsause channel uploaded

[@Pumpkinss]

He's most likely doing his youtube red series

[@CallOfDutyProOwner]

Do you know if Jake actually is Michael's son? Or was it just a joke

[@Pumpkinss]

AlexikFTW Just a joke

[@Menjoood]

Or is it?

[@uber5043]

Lol this makes me wonder how many viewers actually took that seriously

[@HTPCYMC]

Why should I?

[@jos9574]

How to properly clean your metal computer YOU JUST COMMENTED ON IMALEXX

[@tomryan3408]

shut

[@THECREATOR49Steam]

@LocalToast weird flex but okay

[@clankboss827]

because they did surgery on a grape

[@bensutcliffe1975]

Because

[@imagiman3362]

"hes my dad"

[@TheSenhorZe]

He's our dad

[@mgalaxys6399]

@@TheSenhorZe Stalin approved

[@jo3m4ma60]

@@mgalaxys6399 what?

[@mgalaxys6399]

@@jo3m4ma60 our leader has come

[@pan-cake8534]

*BrEaKiNg nEwS*

[@itsirisii5715]

“It’s pretty dang cool.” Don’t you mean, “It’s pretty *dong* cool”?

[@ChessMasteryOfficial]

I woke up this morning and found a highly trained military llama on my front porch. I don't even have a front porch.

[@anter176]

The llamas built the front porch, did you miss the class on "classical llama fortifications"?

[@maracachucho8701]

Then you woke up again.

[@GhenadiiUrsachi]

Are you sure you woke at your home?

[@rafalg87]

@@GhenadiiUrsachi He woke up at someone else's home, but it was still his front porch (which he doesn't have).

[@HansonJ]

The Morse code website is actually kind of addictive.

[@FirewaII33]

"come up and pet me, I have no bubble..." And then 2020 hit. Sorry for your face pats loss Jake

[@jaydeh.]

No.

[@chemicalbrother5743]

@abooo din mamma He actually is.

[@jjjjj7463]

@LocalToast random = funny

[@davidwojciechowsky3335]

rebel

[@damienleigh9943]

No to what? Please help am confused. Help.

[@frenchfriesman2322]

Omg you so savage

[@jasonfernz]

Nicolas cage is the most handsome man of this generation.

[@bert7109]

actually its chris pratt

[@gianteffinglizard9379]

Finally someone talks about his shirt.

[@macybutler6015]

Jake*

[@selinnazsur2328]

Damn straight

[@soyio8052]

Hey it's me

[@davidcox2459]

I just want to say thanks for the Morse trainer, I’ve spent a couple hours on it and it’s working great!

[@Khizar_Ansari]

He blinks in morse code which means" help "

[@TABBYMUSIC]

*_surreal entertainment_*

[@headacher10]

Im here bb whatchu need

[@_monti142]

Jared Thomes bb Lmao

[@endryus4269]

Help me. Relateable

[@DaneWarren]

Thoroughly enjoyed that, thank you.

[@swagplayer9972]

Who else actually wondered is Vsauce was Vsauce3's dad???

[@runguardian6868]

your brother

[@sam-man9064]

Did anyone else think that was Baldi in the thumbnail?

[@TrumpCardMAGA]

Yeah like a Baldi blow up doll called "Baldi's Bae Sex"

[@naota3k]

Jake's joking flattery always genuinely cheers me up.

[@KarmaPlayr]

the humour is tearing me up X'D Please keep it up gang hahaha.

[@aidanyelsma7762]

I always love seeing Vsauce D.O.N.Gs

[@spodergibbs5088]

Aidan Yelsma I like Michael but not jake

[@hypnotoad28]

@@spodergibbs5088 Jake is dank tho

[@thec-m]

I clicked on that link and it's some Russian site or something.

[@thatprogrammerjack747]

Tiberius Jake Taco Roper the Third.

[@DudeRobot]

Jake makes me feel welcomed. Like I can come to him with even the littlest problem and he will comfort me. Thanks Jake! I can’t wait to see grandpa Micheal again!

[@wailfulchunk7108]

jake's compliments are my only will to live

[@kirbymlgnes1482]

what do you need help with ;)

[@adityapratapsingh2518]

Michael made the title he forgot his vesauce account. 🙏🙏🙏🙏 Please help.

[@RichardCox0]

much nicer to have the links with timestamps thank you

[@ryanwinder3433]

We cant help until vsauce releases another vid

[@leepicfortnitefunniesxdfun4655]

how about u help me?

[@r3velle]

Watching this gives me nostalgia

[@shahntmadalian9500]

Love this channel

[@chaotic3124]

wait so does normal vsauce just not exist anymore cuz I haven't got any vsause 1/2/3 notifications for a while

[@bitheag]

ArtfulSilver they do but they take their time with those videos compared to this channel which they could just have fun

[@munjee2]

V sauce 2 has been uploading

[@EricMercer207]

Wait.... Michael isn't Jake's dad.... is he? Lmao

[@thenyquilchannel8738]

Eric Mercer no lol

[@thenyquilchannel8738]

Eric Mercer Jake is 31 and Michael is 32

[@EricMercer207]

@@thenyquilchannel8738 so, no guarantee? 😆

[@thenyquilchannel8738]

Eric Mercer yeah basically lol

[@Jordan_Dossou]

Dude saaaame 😭 my entire world was going to be flipped, reversed, and turn retrograde 😂😂😂

[@gabor6259]

I love Jake's videos. He says things like my face shines like the Sun and so on. It's good to hear.

[@ljack-dr7kx]

"Pet my Face" -Jake 2018

[@Lubey117]

Okay Everyone. I vote we get hanna to host the next Dong!! We need upvotes on this if we want it to happen #Hanna4Dong

[@thomast.5073]

Who else is here when it is now D!ng

[@CuntyMcPunty]

I miss when dongs were like this, this was fun to watch and i actually went to play around with a couple of them! What i really want though is more like, content in the videos themselves. Anyway, good video, will probably watch again. More like this please!

[@Halbairn]

Thank you, Vsauce. Now we got ourselves a meme template.

[@sleshi5441]

im dying

[@doublechin8088]

Wait.... *help me pls*

[@BurgundyBurnouts]

I NEED THAT SHIRT

[@whiteslate]

the title and picture are extremely relatable

[@Bruh-pl4xw]

I love me some good DONGs on December 1st

[@skylerbulford8927]

Now I'm curious how many people are gonna walk up to Jake in public and pet his face while making intense eye contact and not speaking a word

[@Snapmare_]

Ok, this is epic

[@AirLight1646]

Jake: help me Micheal: or are you?

[@ThePenisMan]

Why is this title the entirety of my existence in just a small selection of words

[@cmunky69]

love you right back jake

[@gungy_vt]

"Do Online Now Guys" is now "Dude's Insane Now Guys"

[@stefanv9763]

Whenever Jake say "am happy to see you" I start thinking is my cam on and hacked

[@joonaahe]

I need help too

[@esscee96]

Just wanna say how much I love Jake's "Shona" soundtrack. xD It's been my favorite to hear in any vsauce video since forever

[@laaiqahb6880]

It feels like the walls are caving in

[@jschatz]

i actually just spent 40 minutes on that morse code thingymajig, i had fun, got past the numbers section and all

[@koki4313]

this channel is getting closer and closer to becoming an actual meme

[@smiltetruncaite2874]

wow that morse code thing is hella cool

[@KatzRool]

I'm gonna hug you, Jake.

[@hydroelectriclyre2775]

they keep getting more iconic. vsauce will peak soon. people just needs to realize it

[@PotatoGod69]

Oh this channel is alive

[@Greennoob2]

I want that t-shirt and hannah. You’re welcome for feeling mildly disturbed

[@phoenix732]

Jake is an entire mood

[@ericsthebruh7867]

i was thinking that this was a surreal entertainment video with that thumbnail

[@midston5843]

Mr. Bump: Help... me...

[@metruna]

Oh, gosh! I love Jack!

[@DiamGR]

I saw the thumbnail and thought this was a surreal entertainment video

[@itzn1ghtm4r34]

“Links to DONGs.” “Playlist to DONGs.”

[@jadebriones1633]

Thats a welcoming thumbnail and title

[@adrianaraymond]

that thumbnail is me when my mom takes a piece of my popcorn when i did not allow her

[@TechSupportDave]

I LOVE your T-shirt, Jake.

[@max4589]

Jake is having an existential crisis

[@ritwick3625]

Jake appreciates me more than my parents.

[@camk9242]

I'm definitely petting Jake on the face if I ever see him

[@Sol-hm7ol]

I can’t stop looking at Nickolas cage on jakes t-shirt.

[@atomics1356]

CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HIS SHIRT!

[@MegaOmarPena]

Those Michael jokes are my reason to live.

[@boekster7108]

Saw the thumbnail, and under it: “Smarter Every Day viewers watch this” and got confused, then realized it’s vsauce4

[@kevdragmas]

Could you do more online games with DONG? I love having new games to try out every now and then.

[@justvibin1087]

"Hi I'm jake" Jake =/= Michael *exits video*

[@NoriMori1992]

If I ever see Jake in person I'm going to pet him on the face and see how he reacts.

[@JustAGiraffe]

Michael is everyone's dad

[@lucas-bj2cq]

help is on the way

[@timtam.]

5:44 going up? Lmfaooo

[@amyvalentukonis6306]

This is epic