Funny Valedictorian Speech

[@Katspearl]

It's cool how his inside jokes were phrased so that everyone could enjoy them.

[@feraligtr3151]

It’s a smaller school, so it’s a much more personal speech

[@weirdsnakeairplane2115]

hello from 7 years in the future lol

[@mewco33]

fr

[@livinlife123]

@@weirdsnakeairplane2115 hello from 2 years in the future

[@ohnevergoingtoquit]

how did I even get to this half of youtube

[@mussymink]

ohnevergoingtoquit same

[@tykviisionz4766]

I was listening to some 90s type beats idk how I got here

[@drewjanus4643]

Last I saw it was 4pm it's now 1 in the morning and I'm really fucking confused.

[@xverTiiX]

because you left the other half

[@weirdsnakeairplane2115]

hello from 4 years in the future

[@eddie9988]

I feel like I have an emotional connection with the man behind him, watching his stone face slowly contort into a smile brought me more joy that I've ever known. I will never forget you, stoic man from the class of 2010.

[@sophie-cp7su]

exactly what I was thinking! his reactions were lovely.

[@TheConfuzzledCat]

"We could even be the Class of Brandon's Literacy Test Score!" I'M DEAD, AND YET I FEEL SO BAD FOR BRANDON AHHHHHHHH!!!! XD

[@raination6668]

Are you actually dead?

[@figuringitoutttt]

i dont get it

[@figuringitoutttt]

@@raination6668 i dont get it

[@DudeIHateThisChannelName]

ThE ScReW uPS he’s saying his literacy test score was really low, as in 10

[@weirdsnakeairplane2115]

hello from 5 years in the future

[@hannahblack4453]

the people's faces at the back when he mentioned selling drugs 😂😂👌

[@Raynenigh]

That was beautiful, humorous, ingenious, and extremely worthy of a speech by a valedictorian.

[@ossyrisbury7628]

GUYS! They would be having their 10-year reunion this year!

[@obi-wankenobi1312]

and that turned up well

[@Warrior-ze9lu]

Yeah, on a zoom meeting

[@danielsexton9217]

The lady behind him seemed to really enjoy it

[@tf2player943]

straight up flaming all his teachers lmao

[@Smokie_bear9896]

5:05 that blonde lady there on the left just sitting there thinking “why and how is this goofball a valedictorian? Why am I even here” LUL

[@spencerhiginbotham7538]

LUL. Is that the Scottish version of lol? Laugh ut lud?

[@LatinaStatus91689]

Thinking the same, she should've slept the night before instead of being so disrespectful and passing out. I mean c'mon lady its 10min tf

[@LatinaStatus91689]

She's right behind him, she knew she would be recorded🙄

[@keilforddeguzman5367]

Who's here during corona virus.

[@awesomewolf3013]

Keilford De Guzman me

[@silentwolf6477]

Idk alot?

[@johnvidal70]

Bet you didn't think we would still be here because of Corona virus

[@evasmojang]

yes

[@rumivalencia4498]

@@johnvidal70 Bet you still didn't

[@Pallyking14]

Reminds me of Eric Foreman (That's 70 Show) lol.

[@Lew_7567]

Pallyking14 that's who I was thinking of. Thanks

[@lilyyoung1165]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@jasonsalistean9192]

Right sounds exactly like him and the comedic timing is the same.

[@briarcaulkins8228]

I was hoping no one commented this while I was watching!

[@natalialeon849]

SAME

[@shanedouglas8600]

What's up with his high school seems more fun and interesting then mine

[@julissa6715]

Than*

[@ryank911]

its in canada

[@oneilstoast3896]

Shane Douglas it's in Canada trust me it's fun

[@vividly94]

Lol my parents blew up volleyballs and surfed them in the crowd before one of our teachers got onto the crowd for it. LOL We couldn't even throw up our hats at graduation. They said i wouldnt graduate.

[@qt_s]

Hello, Shane Douglas

[@chasejohnson2550]

That was so funny and the people in the background looked really pissed during some moments lol

[@alwinjoseph4682]

They're all in Gryffindor

[@katrinavangrouw8843]

I've been watching funny speeches all day, and this and a best man speech were the best. Seriously funny... And both were done by Canadians. Great job guys

[@ThugMuffinification]

This kid is hilarious! This is one speech they'll all remember for a long time

[@xenopoko6050]

49 would've been sweet. LOOOOOL

[@sj6257]

Whats up with people behind him. Do they understand English?

[@braposo23]

They r droids! They weren't programmed to have humorous feelings

[@sharathkodoth]

Sprecensie english

[@diegovelazquez9461]

Sandeep Jagtap they’re Canadian

[@ibssawega7182]

Have you ever thought that people have different senses of humor ?

[@jackiewilliams7039]

No sense of humor!!

[@arvinsaavedra2886]

i always want to give a speech like this but you know what i mean expectations to reality ahahahaha

[@loonytoons2728]

Lol

[@isaacgielen]

So I'm searching for a valedictorian speech on KZbin to show one of my students at the high school I teach at in Montreal, and imagine my surprise when one of the first videos to pop up has my former Vice Principal, Eric Fetterley, in the background. Well done, Henry. - Bayside Secondary School Valedictorian Class of 2008.

[@riverbell.4946]

Wow

[@Kxngchalk]

I'm now addicted to watching graduation speeches this is my 6th thanks

[@deethebee80]

The “shameless sponsor” line delivery is literally one of the all time comedy gold moments !!!

[@benburns3155]

Oh Canada

[@kanekiminion3985]

How does someone give such a perfect speech wtf

[@Scirollo]

It's all written out months before, my grad years speech is on KZbin too and the guy nailed it

[@lily_lxndr]

people write their speeches months in advance?? lmao shit, i'm a valedictorian and my graduation is tonight, my speech isn't even close to ready

[@Scirollo]

Li Alexandre Ya lol people finish them well before they start studying for exams and whatnot.

[@kanekiminion3985]

Li Alexandre oh god did you do okay?

[@lily_lxndr]

Baby Donkey i did actually it went great! thanks for checking in :')

[@deborahwood9304]

the best high school valedictorian speech I have EVER heard - he summed high school up so very well and ended on a really inspiring note - wonder where he is now?

[@atl5557]

Deborah Wood working at fast food

[@aidanconley3162]

MA lmao

[@AltOurCumrade]

Ya probably doing good

[@simple6470]

Funny, Canadian graduation held in what seems to be a roller hockey arena

[@ibssawega7182]

@@soundboardist Heheh

[@arcane1282]

And the way he said soory 😭

[@jermainamburayan580]

This guy should be a stand up comedian when he is adult. He is such a natural at poking harmless fun at everyone. Love the way he observes his teachers eccentricities and makes jokes about them. Like the joke about the different color heels one of his teachers wear to school.man, he observed that too. Lastly about dragging the car uphill , that was indeed a great lesson he shared with humor and wit. What an engaging young man. He will go places.

[@ggsraggyful]

This speech is just too funny. Who is the woman on the left side with the big stick up her behind?

[@legin3795]

I thought this was really funny, but i was shocked to find out this kid was Canadian. In all honesty thought he was american the whole time until i saw the Canadian flag at the end.

[@Scirollo]

We can be funny sometimes.

[@legin3795]

***** This video clarifies your notion, so i'm in Agreeance.

[@SkylerChan]

Yep

[@danyul4u186]

+Spec Key word sometimes

[@ag_ca1995]

why would you be shocked he's canadian?

[@david65duran]

I'm glad to see a guy who does a speech as he wants to..

[@avahodge2438]

The fact that he was allowed to curse during his speech IN SCHOOL will never cease to amaze me!

[@forwhy-o1w]

is that eric foreman

[@snoopz2]

This speech was epic and funny, and I got all the jokes even though I don't live in Canada or in the states. I just wish we had ceremony like this back in England. It was only after I left school back in 2001, that we started having things like proms, or things we like to call prom lol.

[@cr73-r4e]

anyone else just shocked at how far away the cameraman was sitting when they zoomed out? i was fully expecting them to be near the front- the zoom on that camera wow

[@papayasprout]

Yeah Man. Exactly !

[@TexasRattler101]

Can we get a update where this guy is this was fantastic, and well beyond his years!! Great job!!😂🤣😂

[@alphonsasuibasile9954]

The man behind him was too serious

[@avi]

*walks onto stage* "idk I play minecraft and stuff. pce."

[@OER888]

idk why i laughed so much at this.

[@katieburton570]

The lady behind him looks so depressed😂😂

[@WhistlerGod2112]

Canadians and their comedy... ...and apologies... *PERFECTION*

[@weareRU512]

This was seriously awesome. Well done

[@Suber78]

That camera man is a god, zooming that much without even shaking or moving too much..

[@tmcfaken]

Greatest speech of all time this dude is the GOAT!!!!

[@elliem.2436]

Oh my god I freaking love this dude!

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

I swear, he's the real life Eric Foreman.

[@gevoian]

They probably already know what hes going to say cause they need to check if its appropriate.

[@Kudosbubble]

Who's in 2019?!?

[@Lollypop101xox]

오징 오징 나

[@ColonelMarcellus]

Had this been given during my graduation, decades ago and in another country (USA), it would have lasted about two and a half minutes, three minutes at most, then the gr'up mentality would kick in and the speech would have been ended by the school authorities. Also, in the USA, If you mention God, the speech is ended immediately.

[@joshuakrogman8461]

Anyone notice this kid is Canadian? Canadian flag in the background

[@Byay844]

And the way he says "about" :)

[@jennam617]

I better be seeing a video next year about that reunion 😂

[@kateg4381]

this comment didn’t age well

[@coreyredmon5611]

I don't think the woman on the left ever laughed.

[@lorb97]

This speech is epic. I'm trying to write my speech and ran across this one as I obsessively Googled. I just can't say these kind of things-administration are a lot more uptight about this

[@savage_thingtwo8978]

The year is 2021, class of 2021 just graduated, 10 years after this…

[@katerinab8966]

my graduating class was probably everybody in that gym plus their families and future children

[@natasha2404]

It’s 10 years this year, let’s see how handsome and funnier and smarter he got

[@Hayzer09]

Can confirm he's very hot and funny

[@Marlene8048]

I was the valedictorian about 4 years ago, engineer now!

[@Zeus92599]

how was the experience

[@patrickmalonejr]

woah dude, sick!

[@cmac178]

Lol good job but u shoulda been an electrician we make more money

[@ronronn3148]

@@cmac178 wrong

[@dio7792]

so anyone here after a decade? 🧍🏻 “casually imagines how they are now after 10 years”

[@henchris5176]

Elijah Cole died while playing "The Choking Game". A person tries to make them self go unconscious. Unfortunately, he lost too much oxygen in the brain. After two weeks, his family took him off life support. Source: The Kingston Whig-Standard

[@TGomez90]

Chris Hennessy thank you I was wondering who he was and all so sad RIP

[@kaitlyn916]

Eric Foreman met John Mulaney and this guy was the result

[@FFAJustice]

I need help. I'm the valedictorian for my school and I can't think of something to write. It's due in a week and a half. Someone give me ideas.

[@alexanderparadiang3995]

DOOD I'm in the same situation

[@fireisonfire2548]

I'm kind of dissapointed... I planned this speech for a small crowd. God, that's a lot of people.. Um yeah this year was fun... BYE

[@hamnaahmed8424]

me too

[@JCorr-bz3sr]

same brooooo

[@TheGermino]

did you set it to Wumbo?

[@tommiller4375]

Class of '69 always have the most fun --- if you know what I mean!

[@TheSmellymuffin11]

No, we don't know what you mean.

[@freepalestine1764]

Yes we do

[@drjaycraft9361]

lucky for them,, but for us class of 15 person only 😂 seems so good,, but little boring

[@maximumoccupancy]

I know what you mean -- because they got to listen to the best music during the year they graduated! Abbey Road, Led Zeppelin I and II, Gimme Shelter, Sweet Caroline, the list goes on and on.

[@makkiahfaison7376]

You hella old "class of 69" 😂😂 😂

[@NothankyouGBK]

This is the best one I've seen so far

[@mustard..]

hes a great public speaker

[@dlngo0122]

The weird thing is knowing that the kids we saw at 9:00 probably had to go through what they went through up on stage. Time flies.

[@kaylee9282]

I graduate on the 11th!!! Proud of class of 2021❤️

[@tee963]

yea kinda sucked no senior year but life is life and we gon roll with it😈 what we do wya 21'

[@JaydeMakenzie]

That was a very cool speech :) oh yeah...and a heads up to the faculty members that are behind the speakers in all of these...we see you too!!! Ur reactions or lack thereof...

[@IamJuniorMusic]

"... gonna sell drugs, in pharmacies... there gonna be pharmacist'S" XD

[@AlVin-tb4od]

Our valedictorian was really serius doing her speech.

[@tig3rs3y3queer]

he is the love of my life omg that was so funny and i didnt even get half the inside jokes

[@jewishdinosaur7654]

what happened to elijah cole

[@Risingofthephoenix]

He's obviously dead. RIP Elijah

[@sophiaolinger1297]

The teacher in the background looked less than pleased

[@williammakinen6479]

Dude in the back looks like Clint Eastwood

[@jacobsdabomb121]

Typical Canadians having their graduation at a hockey rink.

[@onefootwonder7739]

The woman behind him did not seem pleased :(

[@travis8592]

Holy hell that class is soo tiny compared to U.S. public schools. Or maybe it was a private school

[@golden_fridge7370]

Its probably just a small town or like you said its a private school

[@jchristopher23]

Uhm most US midwest schools are that small... my class was the entire county and we graduated like 100 while the other county next to us graduated 15. Thats how it is out here in the country not just Canada lol

[@carkmaker]

There is a Canadian flag in the background. He also said their school is rural

[@ariv1813]

@@jchristopher23 wow that's funny I come from a small town school and in my freshman class there's like 130-150 kids idk so damn ur town must be microscopic

[@supersmith8564]

We got like 40 kids in my class

[@SmokkRL]

Pull past your greatest fears! Pull in everything life has to offer and… pulled pork sandwich!

[@rose_2005]

wow 10 years later..youtube recommended this to me..

[@TeejTheProducer]

this is a canadian heritage classic

[@scarlett6072]

Loved it❤️❤️❤️ Verry Funny! Great speech!

[@siennaav8158]

this was 11 years ago wow, I wonder how he’s doing now

[@Ibarramarylin89]

😂😂👍👏👏 made my night. Thxs!

[@msfunkyspunkymonkey]

He was a student at PECI. He "played" the choking "game" .. you can look it up as to what it is.. But yeah. Im not going to give personal details to the situation but just for the basic reasoning of why he died, you can look that up if you want.

[@CLaFong]

I love that in retrospect high school doesn't matter at all. Here is the best student in the school in 2010 and nobody has heard from him again. I hope he is doing well but don't worry about your position in the high school hierarchy.

[@elishahilker]

Why the fuck couldn't the Valedictorian speech from class of 2002 at my school been this is funny I mean we were dying of the heat we could of been dying of laughter lmao

[@DG-xy2gi]

The 202 dislikes are the teachers in the background who didn’t get the jokes

[@Ksnsj2383]

GOD BE WITH EVERYONE

[@Nightelfyo]

He reminds me of Eric from That 70's show.

[@thatoneguy1144]

And if the rope breaks? Then you push

[@swifthendyPHVtuber]

Ayy I'm the 1k subsriber, Man is very funny

[@andrelamarque1009]

This is so legendary

[@Ryan-qh2wy]

The dude in the back was lovin it

[@xtremekill9]

And Pulled pork sandwich xD

[@RuOcCo5]

What a god damn legend

[@sayain6584]

Class of 2021 gang Edit I am the valedictorian for my class so I am taking notes

[@JadeLovesJelly]

Lol, "that's not a horse... That's Mrs Porter" Haha!

[@kaylagreen327]

youtube: recommending all these grad speeches for a graduation I’ll never have. -Class of 2020😔

[@shilohcox1919]

HE is Canadian

[@noah6514]

PEI

[@prettypasta2001]

How do you know? Enlighten me please!

[@prettypasta2001]

nevermind i saw the flag, so genius of me :P cant distinguish the accent bet canadians and american

[@cmac178]

Prince Edward county Ontario actually

[@thatcece08]

Didn't know Vision was a teacher before he met Wanda

[@marissakillingsworth2385]

Eric Forman is that you.

[@nvoaiweur]

That was an amazing speech...