Henrik Widegren - Never Google Your Symptoms

Henrik Widegren - Never Google Your Symptoms
My album Medical Melodies And Surgical Songs is available on Apple Music, Spotify, KZbin and other sites!
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Music, lyrics, lead vocals: Henrik Widegren
Drums, mixing, producing: Markus Nilsson
Bass, guitar, producing: Tobias Ekqvist
Keyboard: Simon Mårtensson
Backing Vocals: Mats Nilsson
Recorded and produced in Sunnanå Studio, Sweden
Mastring: Stockholm Mastring
Photography, directing, editing: Johan Rünow, Consulence
Lights: Markus Nilsson
Video drummer: Ludvig Olsson
Video guitarist: Petter Oest
Video bassist: Tobias Ekqvist
Hypochondriac: Kryddan Peterson
Thanks to Landskrona teater
Lyrics and chords:
One evening, my father said: My son
I’m dying and soon I’ll be gone
But before my final farewell:
Hear me. And hear me well
Do whatever you want to do
Have a plan or roll the dice
But one thing is strictly taboo
Please, follow my advice
Never google your symptoms
That is my only prescription
You get a hundred diagnoses
And medieval prognoses
Every sign is a serious condition
If you google “cough” and “diagnosis”
You have got tuberculosis
And if you google “fever and red”
You’ve got Ebola and soon will be dead
And if you google “I’ve a runny nose”
It’s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!
And if you google itch and prognosis:
Anaphylactic shock or psychosis
So never google your symptoms
Seldom it brings any wisdom
You want to discover
But you might uncover
That you have an extra chromosome
So this is what I heard my father say
And then he closed his eyes and passed away
The autopsy report was very clear
Death from hypochondric fear
Which is custom
When you google
Your symptoms
Never google your symptoms
The hit list is never awesome
Pain in your left arm?
Heart attack alarm!
Do you feel a little weak? Yes,
You’ve got ALS!
If you have a slight anemia
You’ve got leukemia!
Are you a little crazy?
You’ve got ADHD
So never, ever google
Your symptoms!
Verse:
EmAmEmB7 EmAmEmB7
Chorus:
GCDD GCDD EmAmGD GCDD

[@3flower_blossom]

식욕이 없어지고 속이 미식거리고 열이 올라서 인터넷에 검색해보니 췌장암 진단 나와서 병원에 가서 얘기하니까 의사쌤이 한심하게 보면서 그냥 스트레스로 힘든거라고 함,,

[@자잘한놈]

야 꿀벌

[@몽-f5i]

@@자잘한놈 쑤욱

[@모선-b6x]

ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@be__DR]

넣는당

[@human_ingan]

@@자잘한놈 카우 플라이...

[@downtownassassin5126]

갑자기 이게 왜뜨냐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 맞아 아프면 병원가야지 시벌 인터넷 검색하면 당장 내일 뒤질질병임 ㅋㅋ

[@baeksudream7964]

나 어깨비대칭이길래 구글에 쳐보니까 파킨슨 병 관련 글만 존나 나옴ㅋㅋㅋ

[@hancdream]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㄱㅋㄱ마져

[@당근빳다]

해외 의료 보험 및 병원진료비가 상당하거든요..

[@choislife1281]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@Mahvizv]

''아 똥마려'' 대장암입니다

[@f浪]

Tuberculosis(結核)は「つば九郎死す」で覚えろ

[@SheilaINFINITAS88]

コメントで1番笑ったかもしれないwww

[@IKiSuGi19nAaa]

唐突な受験生ニキで草

[@DokokanoM]

つば九郎への熱い風評被害

[@user-11Il10I1]

Me: *blinks* Google: _You have epilepsy._

[@kaiplayz9383]

no shit

[@memegumin]

Imagine someone freakout everytime they blink

[@MikhalisBramouell]

Next song: "Never Read the MSDS for Your Pill Ingredients"

[@구독하면프사주움]

when i first came here

[@thelatenightgamer2624]

oh kaneki you have insanity so you can't talk

[@icedtea_6108]

Me: I have a headache Google: pArAsItE iN bRaIn

[@daiwa10]

改めてこの時代に広めるべき楽曲

[@ワラビモチ-i7i]

口内炎 痛い→妙に不安を煽るサイト「舌がんかも!?」 は？

[@user-mg2wu8eh9d]

이 노래 뭔데 제정신인가 가슴에 새기고 살 띵곡이다 진짜 위기탈출 넘버원급

[@holyzombiejung6156]

건강 염려증인 분들을 위한 노래.

[@coolkiyo8727]

Me: *How to get rid of cold fast* Google: *I have found 3 beautifully designed coffins, which one do you like?*

[@hankiedave]

LMAO XDD

[@perimnela3135]

I mean... google aint wrong... 👀

[@KaiNoisseggra]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mideanet]

Oh! well done Google. We have chance to choose our own coffins...

[@findergirl]

lmao

[@sss-ep1zv]

いろんな言語のコメントがある点から、 「小さな症状を心配になってググったら重大or珍しい病気が出てきてビビる」 という事象は世界共通で行われてることがわかる。 世界中の同士よ、共に強く生きよう。

[@yejink186]

쟤네도 아플때 구글링 하는거 우리나라 지식인 진단이랑 똑같구나ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@winpaly1663]

@@konujin 의료보험이 주마가 다르고 개판이니까ㅋㅋㅋ 그리고 비쌈 국가에서 의료보험 이렇게 잘해주기도 힘듬ㅋㅋ

[@winpaly1663]

근데 그걸 빼먹는 새끼들이 있어서 문제지

[@PetelgeuseRomaneee-Conti]

킹이버 갓식인

[@marlinhobacnomad6993]

의료보험 겉만 번지르르하지..

[@winpaly1663]

@@marlinhobacnomad6993 대한민국의 의료정책이 특이한게 국가에서 직접 챙겨주며 진짜 비싼 수준의 수술이 아니라면 보험 적용으로 감기나 사소한 질병을 해결 할 수 있죠 다만 미국이나 외국 특히 유럽 국가들은 의료보험이 겉만 번지르르해서...

[@bee2514]

Me: *sneezes* Google: i diagnose you with *dead*

[@ironicelm9040]

@Kate Boyd élève no

[@NoLongerNull]

That made me giggle lol

[@bee2514]

starisloven14 Whatever you say

[@eda-vj5du]

I swear i sneeze and after one second i read this

[@safouraaghighi7749]

Achoo ah! No no no it says its fatal:(((

[@magnehjonnevag]

Me: **googles symptoms** WebMD: Omae wa mou shindeiru

[@mousf.8070]

nani ??

[@debapriyachakraborty6658]

Bomb blast in between

[@l_qd4542]

Me: NANI!?!?

[@allisoncobos7032]

NANI ?

[@oreki1996]

NANI

[@wdg1915]

めちゃくちゃわかる、、、右足に違和感覚えれば神経性難病、便秘が続いて大腸がん、喉の違和感は咽頭がん、、、しかも調べるほど、気にするほど自分の症状が強くなるように感じるのよね。本当はなんてことない些末なことなのに

[@user-ki2zi1dw5d]

わかります。足に違和感覚えるだけでalsとか疑っちゃいますよね

[@nazxshaa]

me: I have a slight headache. google: you are having a brain aneurysm.

[@AbhishekRaj-ri3xi]

First thing that came to my mind after clicking on this video, happened to me a few days back and genuinely scared me lmao

[@sebaloko99bt]

It's funny coz I really had an aneurysm

[@SwissAvgeek]

I searched the same thing and Google said me I had a brain aneurysm too xD

[@zahrabeshir1151]

ha ha ha ha Great for you!

[@rhettdale7027]

Happened to me about a month ago and i was genuinely scared

[@malika519]

lmao, last time i googled my symptoms it showed me i had brain tumor

[@indiaglowing]

That was me last month. I was petrified for dear old life. It was a bad case of a headache due to common cold

[@malika519]

@@AkashSingh-jv5im partly, I'm dead inside *seriously face expression*

[@AkashSingh-jv5im]

@@malika519 Aren't we all?

[@lexie02jones25]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Iunanec]

True story: My boyfriend (25 years old) had a headache for days, Google said it was either a brain tumor or a migraine. He went with migraine and began taking ibuprofen. 6 weeks later in his ICU bed: "turns out it was a brain tumor after all, and the neurologist scolded me for not seeing him 6 weeks ago". Welp. Don't be cheap and just go ask a professional!

[@Sliferslacker21]

One time I googled my symptoms and it said appendicitis and I was like, well google is wrong. _i was wrong._

[@solarsatan9000]

Lol

[@magnehjonnevag]

*Wait, that's illegal*

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

Awwwww

[@purplefire2834]

I had a friend who diagnosed their appendicitis by Google. They were correct too, had to go get it removed.

[@merirunok8467]

I’m sorry

[@비밀-f7o]

대체.. 이걸 나한테 왜 추천하는거야 유튜브 알고리즘은 진짜 이해할 수 없어

[@이지민2-b3c]

찾았다 한국인..!

[@user-en9un4be2t]

증상 검색하지마.

[@jieehong974]

심지어 제목 한국어로 떠서...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@Kim_Sat-gat]

ㅎㅇ

[@wapan_]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@松原明希-m2x]

昔、肩や首や胸まで痛くて眩暈や手足の痺れまで出て髪まで抜けるから症状調べたら、パゼドウ病とか白血病。身も心もボロボロになりそうで、念のため家族への遺書も残して意を決して病院で精密検査を受けた結果......。 肥満。その他異常なし。 痩せたら治った。

[@reon3212]

不謹慎かもだけど笑ったwww 元気になられたなら良かったです

[@ドルドン_dorudon]

松原明希 いや草

[@インムニティーウォーを勝ち抜いた先]

kopfew くっさ。

[@ねこ-k2o]

｢通常高齢の方に多い病気ですが、稀に10代~20代の方に発症する場合があります｣←これ死ぬほど怖い

[@sinon820]

ガチ分かる

[@azumin1683]

alsとかそうですよね ほんとわかります 確率にしたら何百万分の1とかなのに笑

[@ねこ-k2o]

@@azumin1683 ほんとに怖い時って 自分は何百万人のうちの一人なんだ……と思ってしまいますよね笑

[@kirby42792]

これでどれだけ精神けずらされたか…

[@sushiya_jp]

@@azumin1683 ALSは何百万分の1とかじゃないしそんな確率で載せるサイトなんて無いよ。さすがに適当すぎないか？

[@알빠노-e1y]

이게 왜 나한테 뜨는 지는 모르겠는데 노래는 ㅈㄴ좋네ㅋㅋ

[@여름새싹-q2z]

ㅇㅈ ㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋ

[@joaoarthurfalcao6581]

Verdade kkkk

[@bini20230]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@blbllue]

네벌~ 구글 유어 심텀~

[@윤재정-f8u]

ㅇㅈ

[@벵감-o7d]

그래서 이거 왜 추천해준거임 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 추천해줄때마다 이유 떴으면 좋겠다

[@NonDHPccbVerapamil]

"추천 사유 : 결국 너도 영상보러 들어왔자나용"

[@소미-x8k]

유튜브 알고리즘은 유튜브 임원들도 모른대요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@Lily_of_the_valley93]

고소미 데요 아니고 대요에요~ㅎㅎ

[@소미-x8k]

@@Lily_of_the_valley93 넨 수정했습니다 ㅎㅎ

[@가니-f4t]

달콩이 에요 아니고 예요 입니다!

[@FrizTrooperz]

Me: It's just a cough. My parents: It's just a cough. My Friend: It's just a cough. Google: *Goodbye my friend.* 😢

[@anassyria5176]

😁

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Favourite comment here by far😂

[@erlyves8864]

HahHha

[@edenianassassin7835]

Facts

[@tuahsakato17]

Doctor: It's just a cough.

[@uh-chan]

なんかこういう歌聞いてると同じ人間なんだなって思う…。 言語も文化も住んでる場所も違うからそれも相まって…。とりあえず神曲やな。疲れた時に聞きたい。

[@中-x7p]

お前ゴリラやろ

[@uh-chan]

@@中-x7p ！！！！！！！！！！

[@コルク-q5i]

ゴリラも霊長類だろうが！(違うそうじゃない)

[@uh-chan]

@@コルク-q5iそうだよねぇ？！？！うわああああんそれなのにいじめられたのうわあああ！！！

[@オホタラシヒコオシロワケノミコト]

@@uh-chan (＾◉ ω ◉)＼(◉ ω ◉｀)ﾖｼﾖｼ

[@lyricalpinnacle1525]

*Me*-Did i lock my car or not? *Google*- Alzheimer's disease (1 million cases per year)

[@JonatasAdoM]

1 million is a lot!

[@himanshusingh5214]

@@JonatasAdoM In India

[@guiserixsacha4520]

@@JonatasAdoM well... It's like 1 person out of 7 000 000... Like not that much... There is a lot more people that are psychopath or sociopath for example so you are more likely to became a psychopath than to start losing your memory.

[@jacobbegley5026]

@@guiserixsacha4520 sociopaths are made. Psychopaths are born. Both are terrible' and to be avoided. There are far more good people than bad-. So you don't need them. Fuck 'em. Leave em to wallow in their emotionally depleted state of being. Which is a lovely thought, to harbor.

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@jacobbegley5026 be careful, some SJW might pop out scrraming to you that you're disrespecting the mentally I'll community by talking negatively about psychopaths

[@mr.e1212]

Me: " Reason of coughing." Google: "lung cancer, heart failure, dea- Mom: " Its just a cold."

[@moon_wolfk7456]

My mom’s the exact opposite!

[@Aethelhadas]

Mr. E Mom: it’s because of you’re on your phone all day!

[@bandy103]

@@Aethelhadas omg ich broke my leg and my mum said exactly that

[@JonatasAdoM]

I google about mold and found results saying it can lead to death... Imagine if we had eyes to see all the germs around us hahaa

[@raisercumen3520]

Google: Did you mean Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease (COLD)

[@bdachhakchhuak]

KZbin recommendations brought me here. But this time I don't mind at all :-)

[@スヘア]

And here we are in same boat again😁

[@Devo_gx]

Same here!

[@joannadia3120]

Lol same

[@CarynDPrescott]

Aye 😄

[@gitak.2115]

Yes, i'm not complaining

[@丹生ちゃんの涙袋]

体の調子が悪くてネットで症状ググって怖い病気出てきて不安になってたからこの曲がすごく心の支えになってるし、コメントで世界の人のコメントがあって自分だけじゃないんだって思えるのもすごい嬉しい…！

[@TheAustinGuy]

Googles: “Can you die from hypochondric fear?”

[@leenaabufol675]

Looooool so meee

[@thirteen3555]

@O_VenXI you really didn't have to face him with that THAT soon

[@sarpkaya3771]

Google: "You already have."

[@allidoiscry4119]

Yes you can. There was a woman who talked about the nocebo effect on youtube... Healthy people were told they had cancer and they actually did die... The body believed the mind

[@bryansmith6177]

@@allidoiscry4119 fuck you for saying something like that

[@ascendedisamazing]

Me: **sneezes** Google: seems like cancer to me

[@umeshsingh-du3pk]

Google: can be kidney failure.

[@chrisca]

Its Aids

[@rahe2141]

Can be lack of blood

[@HieroOnymos]

Bing: You're already dead.

[@yagorae1122]

??: *coughs* google: sounds like tumor!

[@かなですうう]

의사들의 한이 느껴진다

[@강원도감자0121]

좋아요가 500개가 넘는데 댓글이 없네 ㅠㅠ

[@정신차리자-m9j]

@PS YdCbfHlqusO 2000

[@Pingdambara]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㄱㅇㅈ

[@박성준-g8z]

한의사들의 이 느껴진다

[@maksimkuzmin5246]

Are u kidding guys

[@雪葉-d8w]

ちょっとした症状でググッて、重大な病気かもしれない…ってなるの全世界共通なんだ…😂

[@홍떡-j3m]

덤으로 주변의 의사 친구에게 전화로 진단을 구하지도 맙시다... 피검사부터 시티 엠알아이 싹 긁어도 오진할 수 있는데 전화만으로 진단이 되면 내가 왜 이 돈 받고 전공의 수련받고 있겠냐 씨펄

[@젠틀맨-q8f]

전화로 진단되면 개꿀이자너 ㅋㅋ

[@Mechender]

선생님 화이팅입니다..

[@shimmy5477]

오..선생님..ㅠㅠ

[@난그냥잠못잘정도로난]

ㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋㄱㄱㅋㅋㄱ씨펄 ㅋㄱㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㄱ

[@9V919]

+ 의대생한테도 물어보지 마세요 아무 것도 모르는데 도대체 왜 묻는 거야

[@Jess-xz1vj]

Me: I have a pulse Google: “You have an aortic aneurysm”

[@cardodalitay9184]

@@loraangelova4160 iT WAs SaTIRe

[@mangoflavouredmandu]

lmao I FEEL YOU 🥺

[@alya805]

OH MY GOD YEAH, AND DYING AFTER THAT.

[@ChoWavyKOHARA]

最近口内炎が出来て調べて口腔がんとか ちょっと胸が痛くて調べたら心筋梗塞とか マジで病気不安症になりそうだったから共感度が凄い

[@NehaSharma-ec2cg]

Hehe😂happens with me too

[@reckless_mistake6743]

This is what should appear every time when someone googles their symptoms

[@reckless_mistake6743]

Sorry for my english btw Google said that I have a brain cancer and I'll die in an hours so I don't have time to think how to write something correctly

[@rq-149nowshintabassum9]

I just googled stuff about depression and this vid popped out of nowhere 😬😬😬 It's creepy

[@frostedflakes3168]

If I ever get a job as a head of programing in google I will do it.

[@ferespinoza4063]

@@rq-149nowshintabassum9 I know right. I just googled a rash that told me I had HIV and this showed up on my feeds.

[@rq-149nowshintabassum9]

@@ferespinoza4063 OMG are you okay? 😱

[@Crazelord91]

I recently googled my symptoms and I found out I have ovarian cancer. I'm a man

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

Yup..

[@hartbeet4138]

Or ARE YOU?

[@bread8936]

「MashedOxygen」 dun dun DUN!

[@samihabdelhafiz5371]

Crazelord91 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DenisEinzbern]

@@hartbeet4138 vsauce, Michael here

[@eliesh3833]

Person: "Okay Google, how serious is my condition?" Google: "yes."

[@stayinawesum]

This meme is really old now

[@eliesh3833]

@@stayinawesum At least it's still kind of funny.

[@wishuwellvivica]

dude ya doin me dirty

[@biohazard2869]

@Carba 99 hahaha

[@Glace1221]

Idk this old meme is the best comment I've found so far.

[@ヒロ-v1h]

｢咳｣でググれば､お前はすでにコロナだ。 ｢倦怠感｣でググれば､お前はすでにコロナだ。 ｢微熱｣｢37℃以上｣でググればお前はすでにコロナだ。 ｢呼吸困難｣でググry

[@nofnofsan7072]

いま症状をググると全員コロナになるね☆Googleはトレンドに敏感だもんね。

[@blazeblade2180]

Lol

[@vedantsridhar8378]

Anyone know why this song has become so popular in Japan

[@nakashun360]

@@vedantsridhar8378 Oh, it's amazing. You know that it is also known in Japan. In Japan, it was introduced in TV news and online news in 2020. In Japan, it is known as a doctor band, not "henrik widegren" or "Last Call".

[@beepboop6379]

guess what? youve got corona.

[@saewings4963]

자막쟁이 뿌듯합니다. 자막 하나도 없을때 자막 남기고 갔는데 이제 국제 만남의 장이네

[@강원도감자0121]

와 자막단 분!

[@이개-y2u]

오 자막 완전 감사합니다

[@loopingpong1412]

떡상전 흔적 남기고 갑니다

[@o_o6685]

당신이 이끌어 모은 한국인들을 보십시오.....댓글에서 거의 3분의 1을 차지하고있어...

[@saewings4963]

@@o_o6685 노래 부른 분도 신났는지 "스웨덴에서 한국으로 사랑!" 하고 덧글 쓴 거 있었어요 ㅋㅋㅋ

[@mistylee717]

Me: google “sniffles” Google: you have allergies or....... NOSE CANCER.

[@the-bruh.cum5]

Lol

[@보라-p8o]

LOL

[@hosheahoshea7142]

This, I really hate it lol.

[@ninadachrekar7215]

Me: why do i have a runny nose? Google: Hey, I've shortlisted these two coffins. Which one do you like the most?

[@yuu_2118]

まじで心気症すぎてすぐググる癖やめたいw 無駄に病気に詳しくなるwww 今まで症状でググってから急いで病院行って検査しても全部異常なくて、逆に病気かもっていうストレスで咽喉頭異常感症とかのストレス原因の病気発症しちゃうっていう。自分の性格ほんとイラつく┐(´д｀)┌

[@tosun2]

Kimchi is Korean🇰🇷 Covid19 is Chinese🇨🇳

[@하하하하-w5b]

한슬 개웃곀ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅌㅋㅋㅋㅌㅌㅋㅋㅋ 중독성 장난아님 한번보고 계속보는중

[@싱-z2y]

Zzzzzzzzzz

[@씨잼-r5g]

시벌 왜 뜨는겨

[@나-x5n9e]

팩트: 웬만한 영상 검색해서 보는 사람 잘 없다 웬만한 영상은 검색해서 보지도 않는데 꼬옥 뜬금없는 영상 댓글로 달림

[@realityhits3022]

I am the odd one😛

[@alaafathi92]

Who would have believed that this song was published 4 months ago

[@Rocknium1]

Ikr? I thought it was atleast 2009

[@adamsanders6614]

yeah... I thought it was really old...

[@Abdimohamed11]

I thought it was old song

[@ansh9583]

KZbin is drunk

[@alexdraper5748]

Got a real TMBG vibe about it

[@thomasmicheal5480]

I swear there's someone behind a computer controlling the KZbin recommendation system thinking to himself "what is the weirdest shit I can show this guy today" Edit: I love it tho

[@NM-jw9jh]

Maybe the fbi agent spying on you got bored

[@moon_wolfk7456]

I’ll end up living my WHOLE life on the computer at this rate.. Not Wholesome?

[@meowtrox1234]

C o o k I e s

[@catlord69]

not possible

[@annawilliams8999]

Yup

[@user-jb8sc0dk0t]

きっとここには私みたいに心気症が酷くて体に異変があると怖くなり、ググッたら余計恐怖加速で夜も寝付けず胸が苦しくなって、後頭部の首の付け根がカッと熱くなってパニックで叫び出したいけど夜だから叫べない怖い怖い死ぬんだ自分、、ってなってる仲間が沢山いるんだろうな、、。

[@みっこ-m8q]

首の付け根熱くなるのわかる

[@snorlax5127]

One time I looked up why my side hurt and WebMD said I had a fetal twin...😐

[@yt-sh]

sure its not overwork

[@fajaradi1223]

So ... How is she/he?

[@BillRoyMcBill]

You'll never be lonely again.

[@thumbzilla358]

Last time i googled my symptoms, I was pregnant. The best part is I am a male. Edit: 7.3K likes. Wow 😮😯 thank you guys.

[@maribrunnsteiner9621]

Hahaha. I mean hehehe

[@vinayneilpanda5639]

@@maribrunnsteiner9621 😂

[@chirayushende7065]

Congrats man!

[@renuhazari544]

🤣

[@dudeno5811]

I'm crying-

[@ritsu8000]

ㅅㅂ 조선시대에도 없을 증상ㅋㅋㅋㅋ번역 개웃겨 순간 한국 국적 외국인 의산가 하고 영어 가사 봤는데 중세시대였어ㅋㅋㅋ

[@홍떨궈]

초월번역 ㄷㄷ

[@dersrachenbaum]

역시 번역 또한 창조의 영역.. 뭐 그런건가 ㅋㅋㅋ

[@An-fh4jx]

Inoo kei 엇.. 이노오담 이당.. 난 이런것만 보이네 ㅠㅠ

[@ritsu8000]

@@An-fh4jx 앗 이노오 아세요??

[@An-fh4jx]

Inoo kei 네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 치넨담이에용

[@sorako222]

心配になったらこれ聴いて心を落ち着ける

[@femiphilipz877]

people should share it on every social media platform available, in order to save people from the fear of the unknown.

[@FawadAli_SST]

😂😂 One of the best comment I've ever seen.

[@নাবিলাসিদ্দিকা]

It's already viral in social media

[@dwiariismurini7544]

Mate, you have 666 likes.

[@debwot1493]

My sister was of the mind not to worry until she was given a reason. Doctors threw away a year of early intervention time and she died.

[@dreamy7361]

It's already everywhere on facebook 😂😂😂 I got here cuz of facebook 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😑😑 and actually after I saw s I facebook I was like I'm a google my symptom. And bam dis was the first vid I saw.

[@KajsaBernhardina]

Did you know the singer is a real doctor? X) gotta love this

[@jaxxrr]

they gotta make money right ?

[@mystique754]

the singer is jürgen klopp

[@marcgebbylauron]

Good on them as they don't have to borrow lab coats for this vid I guess!

[@Ask35720]

@@mystique754 hell yeah

[@World.21]

Oh okay now i understand why he's singing this bullshit!

[@mimome273]

Me: Googles ‘constipation’ Google: Did you mean ‘colon cancer’

[@もっくん-u4p]

Googleで症状を調べては不安になっての繰り返しをしてて、この曲に出会って不安が和らぎました！調べれば調べるほど自分の不調と重なって「もしかして……」と思ってたけど、この曲を聞いて調べても酷い結果ばかりだと歌っていたので、不安になりすぎて日常が楽しくなくなるのはイヤだと思ったので、不安になった時は定期的にこの曲聞きに来ます！

[@daldal_17]

한국인 없나요...? 도대체 이게 왜 추천피드에 뜨는거야 유튜브 알고리즘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 근데 내얘기라 소오름... + 헐 뭐야 추천수 무엇ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 다들 펭-하!🐧🙌💙

[@janesmith7838]

한국인 여기요. 참고로 저~~~ 밑에 인도인 찾는 리플에는 무려 200여명의 인도인들이 조아요 누르고감..ㅋ

[@똘람이]

polarin 여기있습니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@동이-l4y]

저요...가사가 딱 제 이야기네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@이즤-b7f]

여기도 추가여 ㅋㅋㅋ

[@user-bear03]

여기 추가욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@ashishdobariya5629]

I thought it definitely have 1M+ views When I searched it... But very sad to see only 24k !! Seriously??

[@jithinjith2365]

Me too ...Hope soon it will reach

[@shamsrafi5301]

same here.. one of the best songs i have heard..

[@alaafathi92]

112k

[@ashishdobariya5629]

@@cmsahani Hope this song get so much much popularity and artist achieve fame which he deserves...

[@hiddensun9050]

144K thanks to YT algorithm

[@WolfieboyMachi]

This is life saving advice for people with health anxiety.

[@cuttostah]

Damn I never knew I was health anxious till I read this comment

[@WolfieboyMachi]

@@cuttostah: Happy I could be of assistance. Now make sure to not google your symptoms. If you're really worried, go see your G.P. instead. And if you're struggling, try cognitive therapy. It helps a lot.

[@alishaghosh4049]

Agreed! Moreover, it is presented in such a welcoming, non-intrusive manner.

[@cadencev5572]

Yeah, my mom told me once that she did something wrong while raising me cuz I was too indifferent, and I googled that, and for a few weeks I didnt know what to do with myself

[@kaedo-2740]

@@alishaghosh4049 what's cognitive therapy?

[@こうしん壱号]

症状と病名で韻踏んでるのめちゃくちゃ好き。

[@francod.7752]

Me: _sneezes_ My father: "Its just a cold" My mother: "You're gonna be fine" My doctor: "It will cure in a few days" Google: *_YOU ARE THE DEADED_*

[@jacobbegley5026]

Oh my god! not the Dreaded deaded...... fuck..

[@d.04555]

*hi josuke*

[@AL-jg4pr]

Yare Yare Daze

[@KlausSgroi]

But did he died?

[@julliano2310]

i showed this to my epileptic friend. now he's dancing on the floor, awesome song!!

[@andrewmccloud8581]

☻

[@uareadorabowl3784]

Dancing on the floor,sure 😂😂😂

[@julliano2310]

@@uareadorabowl3784 too dark? 😂

[@KangJangkrik]

@@uareadorabowl3784 yeah... Seizure on the floor exactly 😂

[@mantisshrimp9637]

That’s what they all say.

[@crispmonk6043]

Once I drank hardly any water but peed a lot and it said that I had suffered a miscarriage. I was 12.

[@userismad001]

Lmfao

[@imagine_it_stories6672]

Oh dang 😂

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Maybe you live in a third country...

[@zytlib6758]

Uncharted Raider oh hello kokichi

[@colorbar.s]

@@reynhacoezy5510 don't joke about that

[@こじこじ-o8m]

病気不安症？すぐにどこか悪いんじゃないかって思ってしまうのは私だけじゃなかったんだなって思いました。今も絶賛不安になってる最中です。調べるなって親にも言われるし良くないの分かってても調べちゃう...😭病は気からって言うし明るいこと考えてるべきなのわかってるけど怖くて怖くて仕方ない😭

[@agagjnjj56]

その気持ちわかります

[@giancantsing]

me: **coughs** google: *i'm gonna end this man's whole career*

[@Petaurista13]

You can laugh, but once I've saw I have small, dark dot inside mouth. Google? Melanoma, one of hardest to cure and deadilest cancer. My colleague on med studies? "Didn't you just bite yourself accidentlly so blood gathered there?" After a day dot disappeared. Probably blood was reabsorbed.

[@evilinside8690]

Ah not career it should be life

[@roo1322]

me: meh, I'd rather just look up for my symptoms than go to see doctor. it's gonna be nothing google: hold my chrome

[@feliz3457]

누가 중세시대 조선시대로 번역했냨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ개웃기네

[@JustBeWithNature_1]

Seems Google has viral fever that's why I have never seen this great creation in my suggestions

[@pegasussugar4642]

googleが動詞になってるの日本のググるみたいで親近感湧くな

[@ellaxiety7192]

"One evening my father said my: son.." "When I was a young boy, my father.." Its all about the fathersss HAHAHAH

[@salstrider3635]

the second one [sniffs]

[@supertinyblackhole_8675]

Ok

[@ms_midnight._]

That's exactly what I thought

[@nebelfranklin7987]

My heart 💔

[@nazliuz]

all fathers except jonny sins 🤣

[@raph009]

Client: I've got Yellow fever!! Doc: Okay, so when did you come back from Africa? Client: Never been there.

[@adventureawaits3860]

Doc- so how come you think you have yellow fever? Client- Google said so......

[@verniellove891]

😹😹😹😹💔💔

[@NoName-mm6gh]

raph009 the doctor is raaacissstt

[@anubis622]

Actually, the Aedes aegypti mosquito( yellow fever mosquito) is present very close/in the tropical regions of most continents. They’re in Africa, India, Australia and many islands in Oceania, most of South and Central America, and in some of the southern states like Florida and Louisiana.

[@ivanbro1208]

@@NoName-mm6gh no, no it isn't

[@Splendorsway]

At first, when I looked at the thumbnail, I thought it was an ad. But the title hooked me.

[@2pmsunday152]

???: 코피가 흐르네... 엄마: 핸드폰좀 그만해 구글: 혈소판 감소입니다 의사: 코 그만 파세요

[@hamsterdam1942]

yes

[@colatte378]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@이효주-b4p]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ완전 똑같아요!!ㅋㅋㅋ

[@동해선장]

근데 이 곡 진짜 띵곡

[@songoku-xp4md]

Hahahaha....😑😑🤨

[@fast_but_reckless9052]

Who's gonna win? Experienced, veteran doctors or Just one search engine boi

[@thomasboys7216]

Searchboi, sadly, because searchboi can also provide helpful results like "75% of doctors misdiagnose this one serious condition." -.-

[@MikhalisBramouell]

@Leonis Grygoruk Translation: it's hard to be a doctor and not kill people

[@legendaryzet8450]

@@MikhalisBramouell Actual translation: Unless people were totally honest and they had better equipment, everything would go smoother.

[@MikhalisBramouell]

@@legendaryzet8450 So doctors kill people faster than gun violence and cancer combined because they are not honest?

[@legendaryzet8450]

@@MikhalisBramouell What? No, I meant the people going to the hospital. Not all of them are completely honest making it harder to properly diagonse them.

[@jellykongnamul1553]

ㅅㅂ ㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㅋㄱㅋ 이게 갖자기 왜 떠

[@김은진-x7w]

갖 ???

[@handleit505]

덕분에 오랜만에다시듣네여ㅋㄱㄱㅋ

[@rokkeey]

I stopped googling my symptoms long time ago, because it always made me feel worse about myself. Such a great song guys!

[@itsjustanapple5452]

How it made you feel worse?

[@Fx_Explains]

@@itsjustanapple5452 if you have a little head pain and Google they will tell you that you have brain cancer. And then they add additional symptoms which you will start to feel even if you don't have those symptoms.

[@ゆゆうたすこ]

足裏に黒いシミみたいなのが出来てて、ググったら「皮膚がん」と出て来て、死を覚悟して医者にかかったら、ただのヨゴレだったことがある

[@ゆゆうたすこ]

カメムシかなんかを踏み潰してついたシミらしい

[@大黒-l6u]

草　まあ皮膚ガンじゃなくて良かったね本当に

[@ranka2783]

ゆゆうたすこ カメムシ踏み潰したとかメチャメチャ臭そう

[@sonicseztrapsaregay4249]

That’s deep.

[@zilianifranco8502]

Where are the subtitules?

[@mendiv4741]

Me: *exist* Google: you are diagnosed with *chronical death*

[@annagan508]

Mendi :v best comment!

[@okome8407]

吾輩は3度房室ブロック、心室頻拍、WPW症候群、ブルガダ症候群持ちである。 診断はまだない

[@でででで-c2t]

将来の事考え過ぎてググって人生地獄みたいなこと書いてるやつばっかり見ちゃってそれを鵜呑みにして絶望したりもしちゃう

[@Ken-vq2uq]

わかる 焦る

[@No_du_asU]

わかる 焦る

[@コバンザメよしふみ]

仕事も結婚もほぼクソというのがネットの共通認識になってますね。

[@mn4015]

ぽよ 逆にまあそこまでにならんやろって変にポジティブな解釈して元気出すタイプ

[@きりたんにきりたんぽが生えた日]

@@No_du_asU 童貞すら捨てられない男に何が変えれるんですか？何かを捨てる事のできない奴は、何も変える事ができない

[@theycallmeandres]

I dont have a girlfriend Google: *Single cancer*

[@TemporalLobb]

Had a sore throat once. Google made me believe it was the first stage of throat cancer.

[@sperma01]

same

[@mgam4963]

Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

[@tomahawk5712]

Iron Maiden's singer Bruce Dickinson also googled his sore throat symptoms and suspected he might have throat cancer. Turns out he did have throat cancer; doctors said he was saved by his early detection. Generalizations are as hazardous as this video or most of the comments here...

[@xaagripha7326]

@@tomahawk5712 I got to say you make a good point, the real problem is critical thought googling things though.

[@Cats4Bucks]

Bro I've been in this position many fucking times

[@32455541125]

動画タイトルになんか引っかかって見てみたら・・・ 中学生のころに出会いたかった、この曲。 いつもどっかしらに痛みを抱えて(特に、心臓や頭) で、検索するたびに出てくる文字は 「心不全」だの「くも膜下出血」だの、とにかく上げだしたらキリがないほどの 病名と、その症状。 わざわざyahooのアカウント作って、yahoo知恵袋でその旨の投稿ばっかしてた。 で返ってくる返答は「今すぐ病院に行ったほうが良い」 たまらなく怖くて一晩中「死んだらどうしよう、死んだらどうしよう・・・」って 考えまくってた。 当時友達には「僕は、死にたくない病なんだよ」って変なこと言ってた。 他にも喉に違和感を感じて、検索したら「癌」の文字。 親に無理やり病院につれて行ってもらって 担当医に「見本になるほど綺麗な喉してるよ。」って言われて そんなことばっかり繰り返してた。無駄なお金ばっかり払わせてたよ。 後々それが「心気症」って名の付く精神的なものだと知るが その時にはもう遅かった 二十歳超えた今でも、身体のどこかが痛むと 動悸や息切れがしてくる。 それでもあの頃よりは、ずっとずっとずっとマシにはなったけど。 とにかくこの曲の通りで 症状は検索しちゃいけない。 「病は気から」って昔から言うけど、自分もそう思う。 もちろん中には、本当に病気の人もいるだろうけど なによりも恐ろしくて怖いのは 自分から生み出した不安や恐怖で 自分を殺すことだと思う。 人間、案外そんな簡単には死なないってことを 無理やり頭にぶち込んだほうが、ずっと楽に生きていける。 くそほど長くて失礼・・・

[@topeonoma5107]

今は元気で何よりです！ よかったですね！

[@透-u1t]

私も同じような青春を過ごしたので共感します。

[@万ルクス]

僕も全く同じです。。2年前のコメントですが現在もお元気ですか？

[@トーチカ-e3d]

共感しかない　頭の片隅で分かっちゃいても「でも万が一…」「もしかしたら」で支配されてしまう

[@さんぐらすさん]

頭痛持ちのワイ） また頭痛くなってきたな、ググるか ＿人人人人人人人人人＿ ＞ 脳腫瘍 ＜ ￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

[@ネトウヨ滅亡帝]

若者言葉を使って老人を差別して楽しいか？？？

[@ねぐせくんさん]

たのしーーー！！！！えへへへへへへ

[@hirotaku2649]

本当に頭痛　病気って調べると重い病気しか出てこんからね。怖くなるのは分かる。そして上のやつお前はどうした？

[@泉鏡花-u8n]

全く同じ。ググる前に病院に行けって言ってんのかなぁ……

[@m7るりーら]

最近の若者言葉は一昔前にネット上で流行った言葉が多いので、むしろ若者差別ですよこれ(適当)

[@mobbing8059]

久々に良い歌に出会った気分 症状調べまくって一時期マジでガンかと思いこんで病院行っては特に悪い所ナシの繰り返しだったからこういう歌詞は心が軽くなる

[@純粋なプリケツ]

MOB:A gura ほんとですよね。 検索かければかけるほど狭心症だの心臓病だの癌だのひどいもんですよw

[@user-ci7ww3ck4z]

나: 아 배아파... 엄마: 폰 많이 봐서 그래 구글: 님 곧 죽음 의사: 배탈입니다.

[@INIXIE360]

여동생:빨리 뒤져

[@no27289]

@@INIXIE360 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@토끼쿠키-c8g]

@@INIXIE360 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㄱㄱㅋ

[@구독하면프사주움]

@@no27289 ???: 웃지마 남얘기아냐 너 얘기

[@댄스채널김지영]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅁㅊ

[@chikonditembo3348]

My favorite song lol for 5 years now😂😂

[@소소-b2o]

뭐야 이거 왜떴는지 모르겠다는 한국인들 개많네 ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋ 근데 노래 ㄹㅇ 좋다

[@AK-nx7tp]

그건 아님

[@AK-nx7tp]

@@김도희-i3x1j 그건 아님 영어제목인덕 번역돼어서 나온거임

[@구독하면프사주움]

프사본인?

[@소소-b2o]

@@구독하면프사주움 nct127 마크임 짱잘생김^^v

[@김정중-p4w]

유튜브의 오르가즘이 나를 이 곳으로 끌어들였다.

[@y_kaori]

Friend: So what music do you like? Me: Well it's complicated...

[@vidhukant1073]

That happens a lot

[@echoalexander72]

Memes/joke songs

[@mati6776]

no one: not a soul: literally nobody: google: say goodbye to your family you have 3 months left to live

[@Nekoowoo]

... *cough * google: 1 month left.

[@MAMEPHOESTEGONHARU]

ネットで調べると何でもかんでも大きい病気に繋がっちゃうからダメだよな。

[@札幌らーめん]

こういうのって世界共通なのかぁ笑 ふつうに曲かっこよくて好き

[@fuckingrockstar]

뭬롸눈꾜얌

[@pand_ko_panda]

実際欧米とかだと割と問題になってるらしいな 「私はこの病気に違いない！」って言い張って主治医の治療方針をガン無視して病気を進行させていくタイプのモンスター患者

[@HINOKI_open-air]

パンダ 100年ちょい前も「俺は病気に違いない！！」連中が続出して、もー面倒いから『神経症』って一括りにしちゃってヘロインやコカイン処方して黙らせてたらしい笑

[@GiM-QX-]

こういうのはミームとも言えるんじゃないかな？良いミームであればいいね

[@まり-k1f]

@@HINOKI_open-air さん それ、いいですね(笑) お医者様が 『このお薬で完治できます。 毎日一錠必ず服用してください』 って、 マルチビタミン剤処方したら、 すべて解決！

[@tanakako2961]

心配性だから症状むやみにググっちゃって病んだことあったけど、そういう人結構いるんだなぁ この曲は本当に自分のためになった

[@uchinoneco]

人生で1番共感できた歌詞

[@kemeco.]

自分の恋愛経験を歌詞にするアーティストより、よっぽど共感できるわ。

[@user-ep5zq2xj8g]

@@kemeco. 何かを批判しなきゃ何かを誉められないゴミいるじゃん

[@sakusakuboy]

@@user-ep5zq2xj8g 自分の恋愛経験を歌詞にするアーティストの歌聴いて涙流してそう

[@きりたんにきりたんぽが生えた日]

ここのコメ欄やべぇ奴らしかいなくて草

[@きりたんにきりたんぽが生えた日]

こ コメ やべぇ奴 し いなくて草

[@坂田陸-c5t]

今の自分にグサッと刺さる歌詞でした·····ちょうど心気症になりかけてたので

[@그러니까-j6i]

무슨 일본인이랑 한국인 들만 2주~1주 전이냐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@ΔέσποιναΞυνογαλά]

Me: "my stomach hurts" Mom: "maybe its bc ur on ur phone all the time" Google: "cancer" Doctor: "u have stomachache" Thx for the likes :)

[@Scrubjay457]

In all honestly it's probably minor food poisoning

[@HUIHUI2010]

Lol. I like the mom’s part.

[@foreinscorp]

LMAO the mom part! My mom also said that to me!

[@ayyuceyurdakul6654]

I am a mother and always say that😂😂😂

[@somuchsin124]

Whatever you suffer, mom always says bcs of your phone.

[@yeetboi9817]

Me: Ah I think I sprained my arm Google: nope definitely a heart attack pal

[@김해리-z5q]

関係ないんだけど、神堂きょうかさんのショートから来た人いませんー

[@ころ麦]

⸜(๑⃙⃘'ᗜ'๑⃙⃘)⸝ﾊｰｲ

[@sh20130]

Heard my sister (4th year med student) singing this 😂 and it comes in my recommended wow

[@sh20130]

@@YOLO-sp5bi 😂 I think so too

[@shantolion1576]

Goggle is not only a doctor but works for the NSA

[@user-bp8xt6oe9g]

シンプルに音楽が好き なんか喉に違和感あるなって調べたりすると癌とかしか出てこないから怖いよね笑

[@dragon-fly96]

ちょっと調べただけなのに大体病院の広告出てくるよね

[@ホーリーウッド猫ひろしリターンズ]

す

[@carbonara.]

き

[@ホーリーウッド猫ひろしリターンズ]

@@carbonara. 糞好き？？

[@carbonara.]

くそ コメントに｢す｣と出ていたならば私は｢き｣と打つだけよ