Here's Everything That's Broken on the Cheapest Hummer H2 in the USA

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[@sheltonfoye6962]

The wizard had me dyin when he put the paperwork in his top pocket like it was gonna fit lmao

[@Karmy.]

Same

[@thelastmemphian]

He gave up on stuffing it so fast

[@sheltonfoye6962]

cnsln_memphis the way he stood there and continued talkin as if it fit perfectly is hilarious

[@milagrosjereza9354]

I'm impressed by the wizard's sense of humor here. He's a natural

[@MrLangDog]

Me too!!! Awesome!!!

[@levihutchison166]

Wait, wizard was in the army?! Explains so many things, like his tolerance for Hoovies shenanigans

[@andrew51723]

Levi Hutchison Tyler’s checks keep clearing I would tolerate anyone who did the same

[@edledskal9147]

When the Wizard was talking about "needing a spotter" for moving anything in the military it gave me flashbacks. I was a 2F051 (refueler) for 6 years (2006-2012) and we had to use a spotter to even move a military pickup truck 1". I mean it was such overkill and still never prevented accidents. Backing out was not the most dangerous part, its often squeezing through tight spaces with large vehicles and that is mostly when accidents occurred. I worked with the Army as well in a Platoon named AR4 (while still in the AirForce) in Honduras and we used hemtt's there, it surprised me how much the Army was about "looking good". They made us line up each vehicle in a perfect "dress right" line. This despite the fact they regularly neglected proper maintenance that in the Airforce we always kept up on. For us though, at least at my bases we never worried about lining up vehicles unless an important person was visiting. Even then it was not that big of a deal since we were constantly doing refuels and using the trucks.

[@claverhouse1]

Tyler is like every second looey ever, melted into one incompetent car buyer!

[@scoe5908]

*loads round in magazine backwards* 'Sarge, I've forward assisted a few times and it still doesn't work' *proceeds to flag everyone*

[@bish71]

@@edledskal9147 Make sure you have a ground guide for that soldier operating a massive machine on two hours of sleep! And wear your PT belt so we're safe.

[@TekedixXx]

That might be my old boss's car! I thought it looked familiar, and when you mentioned north east (And the Wizard said Maryland) It all clicked. It could have been this guys car! He would drive it every day he wasn't driving one of his Mercedes'. Guy was NUTS! Exactly the kind of person you expect to own one of those things. Rich, angry, loud, gold chain, hard to pronounce first name, blond wife who loves expensive shoes, the WORKS! No one will likely read this, but I'll just believe that this is that car and feel somewhat connected to Hoovie and his youtube channel.

[@frowlinian8175]

It was definitely his car! Not a doubt in my mind! 😬 (I'm lying to make him feel better)

[@e_xtazzy]

so he is not the owner this car? I cant get it

[@dylandanczak9241]

There were 34 529 hummers sold that year in the US. Very doubtful its the same one.

[@toddo1630]

Is it me or does he look like a Russian gangster in that Adidas tracksuit?

[@alexcheetah79]

That's kind of the point.

[@Yesnomaybeidontknowcan]

He's practicing for the perfect squat

[@3sons66]

They seem a little "fitted" toward the bottom. Kinda like what my wife wears.

[@DA-zm3oh]

Todd o,yep I agree he does,and also looks ridiculous,lol..

[@dennisdegroot7490]

He Knows exactly what he is doing. The 3 watches are perfect 👌. The perfect outfit for this car.

[@trvr82]

Could've taken 10 minutes off the video by telling us what is NOT broken.

[@Karmy.]

True

[@loganarzuaga8316]

But then he wouldn't get those mid roll ads

[@Recovering_Californian]

No ads here thanks to adblock.

[@thomasjj1976]

There isn't much wrong with it.

[@mancubwwa]

Wait. Let me get this clear. Not only has he given real money for a vehicle that is worth monopoly money at best but it is also broken ???

[@conorrkful]

I love how he just shoved those papers into his chest pocket all nonchalant lol

[@airsami28]

I love how he threw in shop supplies rags and stuff $25.00 during the estimates that was classic

[@chuckabbate1264]

I had a 2006 Hummer H2 and sold it when gas went over $4 per gallon. Looking back on that H2, I miss it everyday. It was the most comfortable car I ever owned. I only put 30,000 miles on it but never had one issue with it. It is that one car for me that everybody would like to have back. They weren't all crap.

[@RicardoGonzalez-yz1vp]

Yep, i tell disbelievers….drive it for a week, and you’ll want one too…

[@11stealthgraygmc]

Bought my H2 in 2003 and at 120k miles it runs great, though it's not my daily anymore. The water in the foot well is due to the worn light gasket on the roof and the door weather strip that needed new silicone. Easy 1 hour fix.

[@danielkapp9468]

@@RicardoGonzalez-yz1vp I drove one for a day, 9 years ago. Now I finally own one. Now it needs work, but it's a definate improvement.

[@tomj5747]

Putting the wizards kids through college one basket case at a time

[@SuperJmbk]

Putting him in yachts and lake houses

[@tsedaka]

Every time you drive into the Wizard's garage he feels like he won the lottery again. All jokes aside I enjoy the content. Thank you.

[@ivanoxx]

I dont like him at all. He is asking way too much for those jobs. He gets FREE ADVERTISEMENT FOR HIS KZbin AND SHOP.

[@LansaDiag]

@@ivanoxx Are you stupid or something? free advertisement isn't going to pay for the giant estate he has to pay off, the workers he has (and it's several) and the insurances he pays. Garages are there to make a profit and a living, not to be your buddy.

[@tconlon251]

Do we actually know if he has any other clients?

[@LXW-Arts]

@@tconlon251 good question 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄

[@LordTechPro]

Hoovies Garage: "You were in the Army and used to work on Hummers!" Car Wizard:"I used to work on Hummers - this is a Chevy Tahoe

[@TheDarrionChannel]

Very odd you called him hoovies garage

[@kyler63]

Dude he is not his own garage

[@drumboarder1]

I too watched the video

[@thelastmemphian]

Possibly the most pointless comment on this video. Well done

[@robin_holden]

I guess he was working on a full transcript, but started late and lost interest early.

[@johnf3305]

I've owned a Hummer H2 since buying it new in 2007, and It's been an extremely reliable truck. Replaced the transmission at 133,000 miles (a known issue that GM ignored so I went with a Jasper which corrected those known issues), and aside from tires and brakes the truck has been great. Still has an amazing ride, look like new and have now hit 195,000 miles.

[@alicethecat6]

As a multiple H1 owner I have always felt like the H2 and H3 owners have been unfairly shit upon. I've never owned one but would be proud to have one in my garage. They look so cool and are getting rare. An H3t is on my list.

[@thezone3946]

GFC era hummer, chicken legs, Adidas track suit, insane choices? Yes. Impeccable style? Yes. Shine on you crazy diamond

[@cantinadesigns1]

4800$ try 7200$ at a dealership easily. He's definitely giving you the close friend discount.

[@JSchroederee]

Brian Mckenzie the cost at a dealer is typically 2x that of a private mechanic if not more. There are lots of great wizards out there start asking around and find one in your area. 🧙‍♂️

[@doctorgadget]

Dealers are good for warranty work and recalls. That's it. You don't go there for anything else.

[@bandombeviews6035]

doctorgadget And (for mostly euro cars) proprietary diagnostic software

[@doctorgadget]

@@bandombeviews6035 I'd rather go to an independent guy that only works on that brand of cars than to the dealer.

[@bandombeviews6035]

doctorgadget There’s still some equipment that specialists can’t get

[@user-lb5yy5uy1x]

I purchased an H2 new in 2006. I drove it for 4 years and put 50,000 miles on it. It was one of my best cars ever, and I have had over 50 cars.

[@CheapBastard1988]

Are there ordinary cars that can't do 50,000 miles in 4 years trouble-free?

[@mildtowildrc7343]

Man I have had my 2005 H2 for over 12 yrs now and have put 237k on it and still love it and runs and looks new💪🇺🇸❤️

[@percyastronautstatus.8780]

12 YEARS????!!! I HAD MY YELLOW HUMMER 12 DAYS AND everytime.i get in it .....I FEEL LIKE A BADASS..LOL...

[@valengreymoon5623]

Time to dig up the Range Rover.

[@christiancayo1457]

Valen Greymoon i was just thinking about that!!!

[@kingjlinza]

Valen Greymoon then bury the M5

[@lewis72]

Noooo !! The M5 is epic even as a static exhibit !!

[@milagrosjereza9354]

​No. The M5 is too beautiful and precious to just be buried. It could however, be displayed above Tyler's fireplace, or something..

[@Austinole11]

$200 for intake gaskets is a steal! I’ve seen shops charge $700 plus for that.

[@tony_25or6to4]

The Wizard is doing it for cost plus labor.

[@Nabeelco]

RIGHT?! And Tyler is complaining!? Hahahaha.

[@mbsnyderc]

Then go to another shop.

[@zoneb609]

Wow, 200 dollars is still high. I can do it for much less than that

[@bentrimble2167]

OEM intake gasket set list price $122, 3.0 hours labor @ $100/hr...... $422 for intake gaskets at most independent shops

[@TrapLoreRoss]

You're a genius bro

[@biggyboi8521]

Trap Lore Ross what are you doing here?

[@trainrex7031]

Wow this could be interesting, do a rap history on hoovie?

[@02139atm]

Trap lore Ross you are a GOD

[@oggetsnoviews2845]

Before you went up

[@johnbaer1528]

The wizard could fix the ticking noise in those watches.... ... for 200 bucks

[@ford1979truck]

The Car Wizard has such dry humor I love it . I Cried laughing when he stuffed the list into his chest pocket!!

[@rhull3939]

Honestly this is why I work on my own vehicles. Minus the tires, this would cost me 3 weekends and $400 on rock auto.

[@NafanyaZX]

Of course it costs money to have someone (especially a professional) do something for you. Everyone does things according to their means.

[@rhull3939]

@@NafanyaZX that's not my point.

[@gte24v]

Robert, this is exactly the point I was going to make. :-) Tyler: You need to do more of this for yourself if you want the finances to work out. Hmmm, but then we would see less of the Wizard, which would be a shame. I even bought my own tyre changing and balancing machines for less than £350 here in the UK and even do that at home. But then... You'd be under your cars the whole time and not keeping us entertained with loads of new content at a rate we couldn't afford to keep up with for ourselves. Keep it up. ;-)

[@filthysoap96]

That is the financially smart thing to do but have you seen him work on a car?? He wouldn't be able to undo the first bolt on a tire.... It's just easier to pay a pro. 200 must be a universal mechanic price, mine does the same thing as the wizard

[@kolinstallman3788]

And then you do the same job next year because you bought rock bottom parts from rock auto, been there.

[@yaddercamacho9714]

I honestly have to say, sad so say so many people hate the Hummer, ever since little, this has been my favorite big car. I am just awaiting for one day to buy one used, even if old, but for the sake of a car to drive on Sundays or so. Keep it up Tyler, its your money, buy whatever you want and enjoy having. To be honest, after having bought so many cars and brands, a Hummer is more like buying a gift for yourself comparing the fact you have a Mclaren an so on.

[@pontiacmaniac7772]

You should get the cheapest Aztek in the United States next😂

[@ozzy5480]

Pontiac Maniac I love Pontiacs too, had to part with my 84 Firebird last week. Nice to meet someone else keeping the grand name alive.

[@nickrustyson8124]

24 hours of LeMons already did that, surprisingly, (Not really if you watch enough races) it beat a lot of Toyotas, BMWs, Camaros, Mustangs, Porches, and Mercedes.

[@MtnNerd]

Extra points if you get it in the same color as the one from Breaking Bad

[@yammmit]

My grandpa used to have one and holy shit it was hard to look at

[@pontiacmaniac7772]

yammmit if they restyled it, it would be an even more awesome car. It has tons of cool features. I think the Aztek looked so bad because it was based off an 80’s concept called the Pontiac Stinger. They made it similar except it was an SUV instead of a compact car like the concept.

[@chrisb3017]

Jay Leno would never have given you permission to buy another car, if he knew you would buy THAT!

[@koolgamer3432]

Lol true

[@tehgzizlauw1787]

I'm pretty sure Jay Leno would appreciate a car like the H2. It's unique, nothing is like it on the road

[@ilovekitkat7857]

He did offer him his McLaren F1 to buy, he turned it down for an H2...smh

[@thejasks2318]

How to be a Russian Mafia:- Have a Rolls Royce phantom Have a Hummer Have a Adidas jacket (tripolskie) Have a big mansion High on vodka Mercedes Benz g wagon

[@8584zender]

Well 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

[@melissaroscher1080]

#lifeofboris

[@Maykay1312]

car first u mean russian mafia starter pack

[@siphotos3282]

car first there needs to be a Mercedes added to that and you’re right

[@kevb3047]

Spend like a demon on fun cars, check Buy a stolen Bentley, check

[@geezerdiamond]

There’s probably another $4800 in fuel for the year too! 😄

[@brennanwitt2729]

I've glanced over this channel for a year and finally clicked on one of your videos last week. I'm so upset it took me so look to check you out. Really a great channel and I honestly love all your videos.

[@josephcasey3332]

Just give the Wizard a microphone already. Time to stop sounding cheap.

[@jaimesilva2351]

Wireless Lavalier Microphone System, Two Set of Saramonic SR-WM4C + 1 x SR-AX100 Audio Mixer Adapter for DSLR Cameras for a little over $200 @ Amazon

[@DSP1337]

I could recommend the "Instamic" which is a Lav + Recorder built in which makes a beltpack obsolete.

[@jaimesilva2351]

Well, the Instamic Pro is just 10 bucks shy of $200. Seems like a deal.

[@stephenreed3381]

I was just thinking that!

[@One_Cool_Cucumber575]

When he spends all his money on cars like this he probably can't afford a mic.

[@DriveBetter]

Next big sponsor check you get, buy the Wizard a mic and a way to mix him into the audio. Please.

[@Mysticfateee]

That'll probably cost him $200

[@silentthunderz28]

Hoovie i love your vids i just got rid of my m5 didnt fair as well as you but i did just pick up the cheapest clean title h2 hummer in the USA today with no issues other than a few bulbs out on the gauge cluster for 5700 dollars. Keep up the good work hoovie and the car wizard.

[@paulwerner3150]

Thank you so much for your contributions to the "Weeezird's" Cadillac cruiser fund. It's nice to know that the dough keeps rollin' in 👍

[@FernandoKugi]

Hoovie, don't forget the under glow light... Cool car, I like it!

[@travisp11]

"The real ones don't even say Hummer"...dude, I will be quoting that one for life!

[@jeffsmith3288]

I really LOVE your videos! I started watching you on the your car issues show on Discovery+ and then found you have a channel here on KZbin! You and Wizard are fun to watch. Thank you for great content! I like the "retro" intro song too. Fun stuff! : )

[@johnpick8336]

I too heard the Hoovies Garage Theme Music constantly playing everywhere I went until I had a psych. eval. and got properly medicated. Thank you Dr. Mengle !

[@themanontheroad]

The light on the roof is loose and it's very wet on the floor - can it be a connection?? 😎

[@RestrictedHades]

Yeah it’s a common problem on old h2’s

[@milagrosjereza9354]

Probably needs some bondo.

[@spencerscheuring3414]

Wtf how do you figure that it needs bondo

[@milagrosjereza9354]

@@spencerscheuring3414 Lucky guess...

[@bryanjk]

@@milagrosjereza9354 bondo is for the body, not a disconnected light housing...

[@TheUnlimited001]

Hoovie is living like a baller from 2006

[@henrydillard6217]

He reminds me of Rob Dyrdek in this video...

[@StarIVwakeup]

Never doubt yourself, Hoovster! I love your quirky features.

[@smitytheclutch890]

Funny that this gets recommended once he buys a H1😂

[@alf_1779]

"I bought the cheapest Hummer H2 in the USA... and a Slav outfit"

[@mikebagwell8229]

Hoovie's gonna be a cable boy

[@CheezyDee]

A.K.A. Niko Bellic starter kit.

[@MaNu-pp1em]

Hardbeat intensifies

[@lookawaygrstay9357]

He’s on the edge of his seat talking to the wizard. He hasn’t got the squat down yet. But he’s inching towards it.

[@phantom240]

@@MaNu-pp1em Hardbass*

[@Bryan921SS1]

Buys Hummer and immediately gets 80's Arnold flat top hair cut...Hoovie is living out all of our dreams!!!

[@wranbojeep8686]

Love the H2. Good purchase Hoovie!

[@mindtouchone]

Love your videos, the perfect mix of self-deprecating humor and knowledge. You need to buy a cheap early 90s ZR-1 Vette and do videos about "rescuing" it.

[@amtrakatl]

Doug missed a H2 logo in his review. Under the body.

[@disciplethepoet]

And one here

[@michaelirabor7283]

All the way from Africa , Bro you fix what we see as normal , love the show

[@jamestiko24]

oh yeah.. those are normal in the horn of Africa also.. cars would run until they wont move

[@plonkster]

I was thinking the reverse. If my car had that much rust underneath I'd have trouble sleeping. Granted, South African roads are mostly still very good, and the moderate climate certainly helps (even at the coast).

[@jonnda]

When I went to north western Kenya, there was a certain short wheelbase mid 1950’s Land Rover. The 4 cylinder engine was replaced with an inline 6 from a slightly newer land rover that had died, the radiator was too tall as it was from some random truck so the hood was tied down with wire, both front fenders had been torn off in off-road accidents and replaced with sections of steel from a 55 gallon oil drum, there was no grill and no place to mount headlights so my stepgrandfather welded on a bracket to the home made bumper, there were no functional hydraulic brakes so we used the handbrake (inconveniently placed between the drivers legs under he seat), there was no paint or interior to speak of just some home made or repurposed cushions, there was no windshield, and it was stuck in low range all wheel drive unless you constantly pulled up on the knob on the floor. But that was just fine for using it to haul gravel in a small trailer. And it still runs and drives probably to this day, although I only visited it in 2003. Maybe it’s the cheapest 1955 Land Rover in Kenya. I guess my point is, in remote parts of the world like Cuba or parts of Africa, you can get creative with engineering a repair with what you can scavenge up. It doesn’t have to be unsafe to drive, even if it looks like its been through hell all it’s life.

[@fueu2617]

Pure quality, you guys make me chuckle . Thanks

[@ffcracker]

This just popped up in my recommendation feed. Sadly I didn't realize this was the old H2 and not the H1 😂

[@hashbrownsforhamster]

How much did Adidas pay you to wear that beautiful track suit?

[@aarona8718]

Not enough to fix the hummer.

[@johnlagunzad9175]

same as russians buying adidas tracksuit

[@melissaroscher1080]

He needs to put 3 black stripes to be "life of boris" approved

[@JG-wt5yh]

12,99$

[@Kuchenblech_Mafioso]

3000 Rubles

[@Matachancha]

Hoovies Garage: " I see you're having army flashbacks" Car Wizard; "Oh Yes"

[@RyanKlapperich]

Coming back to watch this now that Hoovie bought an H1 is quite the trip. Wizard looks like he's having so much fun!

[@matthewsalomone3800]

I'm in the hospital with covid-19 day 4 trying to survive. Thank you for creating watchable content very entertaining cheers me up

[@TheSnappleman75]

Water on the drivers side floor - same issue with my 2006 Silverado. There's a leak in the dash threshold that let's water in when it rains.

[@WiscomptonBoys]

Or through the loose 5 star lights on top lmao

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Yeah, my dad had same issue on his Chrysler Town & Country mini-van...it's actually a serious problem if it starts messing with the electricals...if the anti-theft system gets shorted out from all that water you won't be driving anywhere. LOL!

[@1mlb704]

Had that same problem on my old Grand Prix on the passenger side. Got a $12 part to wedge in underneath the windshield cowl, never leaked again

[@ScaniaVabis580]

@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 same issue on my vw... Blocked drain holes, full of leaves, mud etc etc... Now having bad electric issues

[@tallll70]

@blacknester Just admit it, you love Hummers...That must be why you here, haha

[@flyinvdub]

oh man. who sells a LX 470 for an H2. Baaad idea.

[@milosilic23]

Well he has to change it up if he wants that sweet KZbin money

[@thelastmemphian]

Lexus is too reliable

[@MaximRick]

@@milosilic23 Buy that doesn't mean you have to overpay for the Hummer lol

[@nonobuger]

One of the points of this channel is to buy many different car. He only needs one reliable vehicle, the rest are toys.

[@flyinvdub]

@@nonobuger that's very insightful.

[@volvogt21]

Hey Tyler congrats on the 100 million views your channel is just about to click over. Legendary!

[@makeshiftlake3519]

Just bought a Kove speaker with your code, $70 for that speaker isn’t bad at all!!!

[@davidbiren2062]

Wizard laughing at the dipstick was priceless.

[@user-ty5di3ku6o]

I know you're joking with the jumpsuit, but you actually look 72% less dorky. 😂

[@MrKaiKai]

you are just as special as your new hummer, thanks for the smiles

[@Dylanjeter123456789]

2:10 I actually love the Hummer H2, I even somewhat like the H3 even though they tried to make it smaller.

[@juandominguez8536]

We like you hoovs, which is why we shit on you all the time. It’s how we show our love ❤️

[@MatthewDoye]

I'm amazed anyone would pay as much as $6200 for an H2, $2600 sounds more like it.

[@MrCarGuy]

Depends on year. Later ones far more desirable.

[@umad42]

They'd be cheaper if they were still being produced

[@baloneyjusticecheezedog]

Honestly, I would of made the same mistake. I like Hummers, the fact that its over-glorified Chevy Tahoe is a plus. I don't think I am any better then Hoovie when it come making car purchase dissension.. I just have far less money.

[@AJ-ri5ee]

If I loved them I wouldn't pay more that $2k.

[@Jamieandrew1156]

Agree! Seems way overpriced

[@Atomicneko3000]

I’m loving the wizard more and more every time I see him

[@acemannw]

My family loves watching you Hoovie.

[@lemagreengreen]

I can't deny, you wear the tracksuit well Hoovie. How's your squat?

[@brianbutler8375]

Good squat, trustworthy. Bad squat, western spy.

[@freedom24v86]

Must have flat heels ....

[@BrandMalone24]

Very Blin

[@raymondkay4896]

Wait until he buys Lada blyat

[@willneverrememberit1]

I like about anything you buy. Mainly because it's not my dumpster fire.

[@o0julek0o]

It's fun to watch other people doing stupid shit mainly because it's not you doing the stupid shit.

[@darkprince2584]

The Ferrari turned into a dumpster fire lol

[@WorkingWithWimberley]

Hoovie! I love the channel. I have a 2003 Town Car with 120K miles, it has been sitting for the last 3 years, has electrical problems and has 4 flat tires. It’s too far gone for me to build on my channel, but it’s just the type of car you love. I’ll sell it to you for twice whatever KBB says it’s worth! You’re the only guy I know that would do this. 😂👌🏽

[@johnpick8336]

That Hoovie's Garage tune is catching and seemingly never never never ends replaying in my head over over over and over again.....ahhhhhh. !!!!! Lol

[@slepro]

you really have to do something about sound quality. We can barely hear the wizard when he's speaking...

[@qbanz00]

Sébastien Leprohon thought it was just me

[@krispyai4229]

Nothing says legitimate seller like a 65% off code.

[@stuc.6592]

$200 dollars original price??

[@normanviking1]

I like the H2. Glad you're taking one in.

[@jamesm.5749]

We love watching your content Hoovie! Don’t let the haters get to you!!

[@danger450]

$6,200 for a 13 year old H2 (Reshaped Tahoe...) ? I think you overpaid by about $6,010.00

[@Charles-pz6ux]

That's being generous...🤣

[@Jutsch80HD]

PLEASE spend some money on a second mic for the wizard

[@Forenzikproductions]

Hoovie you dont have to advertise a speaker for 2 minutes straight, 20 seconds is more than enough. They will pay you the same either way lol..😂

[@MegaBluebone]

thank goodness for fast forward.

[@brooksman10]

Actually they usually stipulate how long you have to make your ad, or what features you have to talk about.

[@KelsS1k]

Fuck Kove they Did the same thing Eith Tavarish

[@vendetta989]

He's making sure the sponsor gets their money's worth :D

[@ryanroberts1104]

@@brooksman10 They do, but it usually tops out at 60 seconds.

[@manufacturingdefect1287]

You need to give wizard a mic so we can hear him good n proper. Very important

[@civilizeddelinquent563]

*WHAT A MACHHIINNNNEEE!!!* - Jeremy Clarkson

[@andrewvicini2734]

Very brilliant - Jeremy Clarkson

[@galil_6863]

Hammond you blithering idiot!!! - Jeremy Clarkson

[@kyleburns9439]

Ok nowwwww are you missing the Land Cruiser?? Lmao Godspeed, Hoovie...

[@aaronlopez3585]

Kyle Burns/ Kyle that is the worst trade since one of my older brothers traded our last egg laying hen for a bike missing a wheel! Then my mom chased him down the block with a switch. Now that was funny but Hoovie changing a land cruiser for this jalopy is sad.

[@brentboswell1294]

Given the state of the tailgate on that thing? I think not...Landcruisers may be good, but they're seriously overvalued by the Cult of Landcruiser in the USA...and their religious zealots here in the Pacific NW. Hoovie got off easy on the repair bill with the H2. Just lots of little things that were neglected by previous owners that add up to one huge repair bill when the state of neglect becomes obvious. Things like instrument cluster malfunctions tend to scare off casual old car owners, but it's old hat for anyone who owns a GM of the era, and if you don't involve the stealership, not too bad out of pocket. One wonders if someone took it into the nearest GM dealer and got scared away by a dealer quote involving lots of diagnostic time and diagnostic fees...this is where someone like the Wizard is great!

[@umad42]

Actually his Landcruiser was in great shape after he replaced the hatch. He even says several times that the undercarriage was in great shape. Of course I wouldn't ever buy it because huge number of miles on it, something's going to give, if I was Hoovie, I'd be hunting for an old truck to supplement his work truck. He needs something for dirty work, it's the only thing he doesn't have. The Hummer was not a great choice lol

[@awesumpowerz6805]

Thank you Car Wizard for your service!!!

[@habibi9190]

i love this car wizard he is truly a mechanic the world needs!

[@fattonyslim500]

$400 for all the fluids?! Not bad.

[@zoneb609]

400 dollars seems high for all fluids at least to me

[@mrblack6467]

All of those prices seemed good to me. I’m used to paying high NY prices.

[@Veikra]

@@mrblack6467 yep, people forget a lot of fluids like brake and power steering and a/c then complain about the price when it IS a full fluid change

[@RegM86]

Sounds good. I’m used to hearing stealership prices.

[@fattonyslim500]

I paid $550 at the dealer for a 2011 Malibu for all the fluids so... $400 seems a lot better to me

[@chefjefe68]

The actual fixing costs are around $3700. Tires are the other $1100.

[@777jones]

And you don’t have to put on stock tires. You can do good tires for $750 if you shop carefully.

[@nofameculture]

The new segment " price estimate" is dope!!

[@Lucius.Hercules]

YO THIS IS ON TRENDING !!! good job u beat the algorithm

[@Johndoe-cz4gf]

this wizard guys prices for labor are totally reasonable. 400 bucks for manifold replacement ?

[@AdamsS12345]

I dont know much on prices in the us but is his estimation overpriced or not?

[@Johndoe-cz4gf]

@@AdamsS12345 I'm saying that's a really good price. With rusty old manifolds like that i would think 500 just in labor, plus another 200 bucks a side for parts. it's easily a 1k job.

[@1naimkambo]

John doe so 500 + 200 = 1k ? Where did you go to school man 😂

[@JoranGroothengel]

@@1naimkambo 'a side' Also mechanics school of course, always round up ;)

[@moavic5087]

Hell Banianz 800$ (before tax) for both mainfolds ain’t bad. These jobs go for 400-800$ per side depending on how hard those bolts are to get out.

[@gagamba9198]

Fer chrissakes, clip a microphone on the Wizard.

[@Gonzo.S.Thompson]

Fer chrissakes? - when proper grammar just isn't good enough and you have to make up your own words.

[@techmaster777]

BrianScott2133 did you understand what they were saying?

[@gagamba9198]

That mistake you identified, it would be called incorrect spelling. Grammar is a different thing. Thanks, tho. BTW, words are lexicon, and that ain't grammar either. There's a committee of ancient men called the grey beards who sit around and invent words for us to use, homie. No one else invents words, at not least not that we know of. To do so is a serious crime. A grammar is a system of rules which allow for the combination of those words into meaningful ideas.

[@Mayank612722]

He explained once when he did that, it became an editing nightmare!

[@gagamba9198]

Astonishing that what everyone else can do, Hoovie finds to be a nightmare. Actually, on second thought, not astonishing. Kind of par for the course. Maybe he can add the Sound Wizard to his collection of people who repair things for him.

[@jehleauto]

You are sooooo hilarious! Your channel is my favorite on the entire KZbin!!!!

[@n3d.studio]

Long post, I got one just a month ago, the fun begins but loving it, paid a little more than 6200 but mine is the Lux. edition and I think it's in a little better shape than this one, sometimes you just need to pay a little more. It's better to get one that doesn't need as much work, as you'll find out with repairs. And if you are going to buy one anywhere, then buy one in the south, less rusting issues not in the north where there's more salt on the road. Water in the footwell. Could be leaking a couple places. Sunroof, there's a tube that runs down thru to the front fender well, have to blow out the line with air. Or it could be leaking from under the hood cowl and then it comes in thru to the cab. If you've got water on the passenger side it's most likely coming from a rubber gasket that's bad. It's a cheap fix with Flex Seal tape, something you can do yourself. Yeah, people like to say it's a Tahoe, they don't really know any better. Those that own these or do a little research know they were actually built at AM General factory, yes with a lot of shelf parts by GM, but that also makes it easier to work on too. It's got a solid motor, I'd have to say, and this is from a Ford guy. There are a few weird things about the Hummer H2 that I've found. 1. Duel climate control. Why would anyone assume it would be a good idea to have these split up on the left and right side of vehicle? If you were going to do duel zones, which really 1 is fine, but why would you not have it front and rear? 2. AC won't come on. Snow flake flashes and then goes out. If you think you're AC isn't working and the snowflake goes out, what is the temp outside? It seems GM thinks it's a good idea to have this protection feature where the AC won't engage the clutch unless it senses it's hot enough for it, regardless of how you feel inside. Would be nice if I want the AC to manually be able to do that, but no. Not sure of the exact temp but I believe it's over 60, 65 deg. minimum. Haven't discovered the exact temp yet. 3. Daytime running lights, can't manually turn on. GM is big on this daytime light feature. There doesn't seem to be any way to turn these on manually, you know if you want to use them as fog lights. I will say though that they really thought out the lighting other than that, for entering, exiting the vehicle. I've replaced nearly all my lights now with LED's and you can have them come on when you remote unlock or lock, nice feature. That's about all I can think of for now. Mostly though the H2 is awesome. Again, people say it's not a real Hummer. If it were a real Hummer aka H1, it would have costed over 80k originally. This was a nice civilian SUV-version compromise. There is plastic up front, but so do the H1/M998's. They all have fiberglass hoods. And what car, truck suv hasn't had plastic parts up front or elsewhere since the 80's at least?

[@Koolicyde]

LOL @ the faux tractor feed paper "list" prop you made - classic.

[@SuperCookieGaming_]

to be honest i like the H2 also make it an off road monster and go on dirt every day

[@chiclone-tests71]

Here in germany, we have so many tiny unfunny cars, that i love every crazy thing coming by. I like it too

[@nancywagner8299]

I have a 2003, I LOVE it only 78,000mi. similar things went on it, the water on the floor was the seal, same deal with the lights on the dash air bags, engine light on and off, brake lines rusting, running boards replaced twice, now the power steering cooler, then the lines, but it`s old and cheaper to fix then buy a new vehicle, I have a Mercedes, and I prefer to drive the Hummer. it`s like home....I will be sad to see it go...It will be a bummer...

[@leodannyportal]

Hoovie, you keep making videos like this. It's genuine and informative. Do the opposite of whatever doug does. period...

[@alphakky]

Doug is a hack. All he does is bitch, complain, he is as bad as all the car magazines. Can't stand his videos.

[@jediluke8582]

Hoovie lookin like a Russian gangster.

[@kellsarah]

Yeah, he should've been wearing that when he unveiled the Bentley.

[@rarebrownboi774]

He looks rich

[@hazmatcinemaxxx]

Thought he looked poor until I saw the 3 watches. Dude def flexin that outfit fire af.

[@gehteuchnixan595]

Yes he does. And rival Russian gangsters wouldn't even have to assassinate him if he fell out with them. They could just rear end him really really hard since Hoovie always adjusts his headrests such that his neck would get snapped precisely. If you've seen it once, you see it whenever he drives a car in one of his videos...

[@shannonlove9969]

The loose light on the roof may have something to do with the wet floorboard.....

[@Julian-do7bv]

My thoughts

[@christopherhamilton5557]

Thinking the same...

[@seanmartin2382]

Ive had my one owner H2 for 8 years now....other than having the tranny beefed up to avoid 4 neutrals it has been dependable....two window motors and a shifter bushing....use it to pull my boat, deer lease, overland camping.

[@josedesveladas2112]

Thanks for the hummer review.

[@TexasVexes]

The taped-together computer paper really fits the hummer and track suit Tyler! It’s like 2005 again!

[@2004082]

Absolutely love your videos Hoovie! Keep buying cars! Keep making videos! This was really funny! The fake rolex gags, mocking mtv cribs and the $4,800 total at the end, just love your content!

[@kd7kmp]

I had an '05 3/4 ton suburban. I had all the same issues mentioned in this video! The upside for me is I used to be a mechanic and did all the work myself for far less money.

[@OneLovePsych]

I fuckin hate ppl who hate on the H2 and H3, #1 they will out perform anything your driving, #2 99% of them run to 300K+ if taken care of, and #3 Anyone who was anyone drove a Hummer in the early 2000’s. They are classic af now and becoming highly collectable.