Calling lucario the "og furry" and then calling arcanine a straight pick might be the biggest double blow to the og furries I've ever seen
@GlowstickLamps6 ай бұрын
As a furry, this is incredibly true. And it was a quadruple blow to me, as I don't care for Lucario much, meanwhile I fucking ADORE arcanine (especially hisuian arcanine in smogon singles)
@Popcultureguy30006 ай бұрын
@@GlowstickLampsHisuian Arcanine did what I thought was impossible, make a design that could be adored by dog obsessed people and furries even more than the original.
@Osric246 ай бұрын
We've been making Pokémon anthros literally since 1998.
@Mr.Brothybear6 ай бұрын
For Better or For Worse
@HazeEmry6 ай бұрын
@@Mr.Brothybear definitely better
@rhymeswithmoose2286 ай бұрын
You missed a third option for garchomp: autistic. It has jets. It can fly. Its a ground shark with scythe arms. She has the range, and I have the disability
@waddledoo2you136 ай бұрын
You forget the 4th. Chomp
@notyourjakey6 ай бұрын
@@waddledoo2you13omw to bite people in my garchomp hoodie 😁
@LostInTheInternet936 ай бұрын
Honestly, garchomp hits all four for me. PTSD, Land shark Dragon ("which is just cool" - 8 yr old me), and no thoughts only chomp.
@AstraKiseki6 ай бұрын
Option five (me): I am a sucker for little goblin ground or rock babies that turn into Fucking Terrifying Beasts. (... okay so there's the brainweird too, but really, I just adore the first evos.)
@ItsAllNunya6 ай бұрын
The last line had me cackling way too loud in the middle of the night. You hit me Dead center for why garchomp is baby for me.
@SquamataReptile4 ай бұрын
Thank you for not just uploading the vertical yt shorts videos together into a long form video and instead actually edited them to suit the horizontal format, I am so unbelievably grateful, it’s not a sight to sore the eyes, it is instead a blessing to the soul.
@Laslus_2 ай бұрын
oh god yes
@NakaharaChuuya_SKK27 күн бұрын
omg yes, its so refreshing
@firebrand22428 күн бұрын
The fact that snom isn't in the category of "cute teeny tiny babies you would overthrow a small to medium sized nation for" is criminal
Eevee could also be (from experience) formerly gifted kids who self sabotage out of a fear of not having the potential they've always been told they had, or just general crippling decision paralysis
@bunkalanda6 ай бұрын
😳 Oh thats me right now, my favorite mon is Eevee, I might need help
@TheHopperUK6 ай бұрын
psst that's ADHD
@known-stroke6 ай бұрын
...I hate just how absolutely right you are.
@venti65346 ай бұрын
i hate how you js called me out
@dierdretowne48886 ай бұрын
Augh, I did not expect the most accurate take to be hidden in the comments!
@jblover_30146 ай бұрын
I don't particularly appreciate your words about Raichu. Not because they're false, but because I AM A MIDDLE CHILD AND I DON'T JUST EMPATHIZE, I LOVE HIM.
@bencenagy54594 ай бұрын
My family doesn't even HAVE a middle child and i love Raichu.
@missluna___6 ай бұрын
"Gaping even." I can't with you. Lmao.
@laurahoffman43885 ай бұрын
3:40 girl no, Garchomp *is* tye Autism with capital A. It's literally a dragon dinosaur-y land shark :(( also waiting for Hydreigon.
@tonalpleeb07Ай бұрын
WHich is just a combo pack ADHD hydra and Autism dino lol Love my emo dragon sm tho
@grumboflipflorp568810 күн бұрын
Hydreigon is the Pokemon who literally cannot stop biting things. Definitely autism
@lolnamelollastname97888 күн бұрын
*Michael Rosen voice* One, Two, Three.
@patrickmorrey87223 ай бұрын
Dude, the soul read on Shuckle shook me to my core. Like I was watching along and going "Oh yeah, I'm a little like that" and then out of nowhere you hit me with that?!
@PianoFish6 ай бұрын
I chose my Gen 8 version based entirely on the fact that Galarian Ponyta was a Shield exclusive...guilty as charged.
@RuggedGryphon6 ай бұрын
Me with Farfetch'd (my favorite pokemon in all forms) and picking Sword because of that. I feel this
@CosmicCake075 ай бұрын
Same i loooooovvveeee Zacian but i also love Galarian Ponyta A LOT
@Peace_of_Toast5 ай бұрын
I chose shield just because I thought Eiscue was a silly guy, I wish I was kidding.
@TheRealDakasch3 ай бұрын
OMG ME TOO LMAO??
@savvivixen84906 ай бұрын
The sylveon one wasn't directed at me, but the way I keep falling out every time I rewatch it just... *chef's kiss * 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Carry on, Blake
@theeclipsemaster6 ай бұрын
Speaking as the one it was directed at, it's truer than I'd like to admit.
@ellietheeevee6 ай бұрын
that callout with Espeon was way too accurate
@snowsleaves6 ай бұрын
Yes omg
@Polina_Lozenko6 ай бұрын
it wasnt accurate for me, tho it was true w/ me being quiet
@Hannah47656 ай бұрын
Same with Glaceon!
@ManaCortilim6 ай бұрын
same
@EepyGirlLava6 ай бұрын
As an espeon lover, one of my walls is all bookshelves, I may need more, I still have piles of books... How is that callout so accurate.
@5Psuperstructure5 ай бұрын
4:18 Christ on a stick you did NOT need to call me out like that 💀
@thescottishkarter61514 ай бұрын
At least he didn't have anything rude to say about my boy Torkoal.
@1stCommentCop6 ай бұрын
I feel like every Pokemon could be for LGBTQ or people on the spectrum. I am both. Pokemon was made for me. I was made for Pokemon
@ellie-beanthegaminqueen6 ай бұрын
Omg same dude!
@SnoFitzroy6 ай бұрын
bish me too tf
@Demi-Joker6 ай бұрын
Yup, same bro, coming from a bi aspie who grew up on Pokémon
@planet_person97536 ай бұрын
real. pokemon and autism are a match made in heaven
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz6 ай бұрын
YES YES YES ME NURODIVERGENT AND LGBTQ ME LIKE POKEMON
@PiplupPeanut6 ай бұрын
5:23 my job used to have a tradition of giving pokemon cards to new team members based on their personality. After spending a month being shy and then deleting everyone at Mario Kart, I was given a Stufful card, which is basically the same thing
@Agoraphobia27635 ай бұрын
omg i would kill to work there I don't care about the payment I don't care about the future LET ME WORK THERE
@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse2 ай бұрын
I'd probably get, idk, Galarian Ponyta or something
@pinkcupcake47176 ай бұрын
Im a cis girl, but Sylveon and Galarian Ponyta are what I've been wanting from this series since 1999. They're perfection and my inner five year old loves them so much.
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz6 ай бұрын
me cis me love sylveon loved her since seeing em on my aunt's 3ds and having that pokemon
@sapphis_lazuli6 ай бұрын
those kinds of pink little soft creatures are the house pets to every preschool girl's barbie 😅
@annmarieroyal6 ай бұрын
I just like Sylveon cause of her old pokedex entry
@@consensual.housefire me ain't millennial me late gen z i have watched g4 mlp i have no idea what quiet girl ascetic is
@GarrettBaker-tb5lq2 ай бұрын
That one about Scorbunny felt like a punch straight in the gut. All of these make so much sense and I don't even know why 😂
@RunicSSB2 ай бұрын
6:14 That's not what liking Goodra says about you, but there's no way to say the real reason without getting demonetized.
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT06 ай бұрын
Blake actually getting sponsorships?! HER-RAY! You're getting up there. You take this algorithm, take it right where you need it.
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT06 ай бұрын
8:25 I have a terrible relationship with my father, but I am in fact built like this and single... because of trust issues because of having a terrible relationship with my father.
@Withrix6 ай бұрын
“Get your requests in now I’m not doing all of these” Blake already ~10% of the way through: Speaking of requests, croagunk when?
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz6 ай бұрын
yeah and scraggy
@Geckoreo5 ай бұрын
gibble & shedinja maybe a bunch of bug types aswell i like bugs
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz5 ай бұрын
@@Geckoreo cool bugs
@afluffylittlefriend45975 ай бұрын
Same with me. What does Purugly mean? Am I stupid? Am I stinky? Am I loud?
@emoskullfire98234 ай бұрын
My favorite is polteageist. It's just a little genderless tea creature.
@rosenrot2342 ай бұрын
4:20 The sableye one was perfect. They're just my little 'tism gremlin with their rocks
@benlittle55434 ай бұрын
"My name is Chet" perfect accent. Thanks for the laughs. If you could complie the other "what you choices say" videos I would do all the words to that video for you.
@yasY0L06 ай бұрын
My addition to this segment is that if your favourite Pokemon is Giratina, you either know all the lore, or are a member of "r/im14andthisisdeep" Your all also suspicious in the same category
@kaepora666 ай бұрын
I think it also rolls with you like Volo waayyyy too much.
@KorilD6 ай бұрын
Excuse you, I know all the lore because it reminds me of Worm from Monster Rancher, and that game series will forever be a special interest of mine.
@Unresponsive136 ай бұрын
I know a lot of the lore, and I can't say Giratina *isn't* a favorite of mine among the legendaries, so good aim.
@bargainbrandmusician6 ай бұрын
@@kaepora66this actually stunned me into silence. you’re right, i’m only a little ashamed to admit it, and i can make him worse
@kurtwagner46636 ай бұрын
Yes. I would burn a city down for Spheal. You are correct 😂
@Vashthestampdee6 ай бұрын
Who wouldn't?
@swissgoat49816 ай бұрын
Just a city? Where's your commitment to the round baby boy?
@Cjh1376 ай бұрын
Relatable
@408JMP6 ай бұрын
Is friend-shaped! Just like Snom and Fuecoco
@Unresponsive136 ай бұрын
Same. The best thing in gen 3, bar none.
@batcrow62246 ай бұрын
I don't think about what my favorite pokemon are (aside from my adorable little shedinja) but every single god damn time I see a pokemon pop up and I'm like "oh yeah i like that one" I just get jabbed in the gut. Not very hard but completely out of nowhere, like what part of Espeon, sableye and pyuku is exposing me so much.😭 Sometimes it does miss but it's always uncomfortably close AT A MINIMUM.
@snowsleaves6 ай бұрын
Espeon is in my top 3 pokemon and that was a callout if I've ever seen one wow
@GoldenKitty97 күн бұрын
My favorite is Vaporeon. I try to forget the copypasta exists. It has been my favorite since around 2012 when I was THREE without access to the internet outside of Facebook games and even that was only while supervised by my big bro.
@spritebubbles3 ай бұрын
Saying Umbreon is the loud kid going out of their way to disappoint their parents is sort of me since I love Umbreon
@daw82856 ай бұрын
2:04 "Hej girl-pop want a pumpkin" - my favourite quote from now on
@TheCrabMessiah6 ай бұрын
Slaying the long form content!✨✨✨✨✨✨🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@LiaSmit-ku2it6 ай бұрын
How can this man read my soul using Pokémon… just HOW?!?
@jamaldavis24806 ай бұрын
I don't get it either... I'm always like... there is no possible way...
@zefirdude5 ай бұрын
Do not give blake tarot cards😂
@josiecordrey86842 ай бұрын
Mimikyu was my pick and my gramma literally had a small white dog like that 😨🤣
@Alexis-vv5bk3 ай бұрын
As someone with a tenure in Pokemon roleplay groups (yes really). Some of these are BEYOND accurate.
@nyxie2877Ай бұрын
10:16 Other way around actually. I have selective mutism and didn’t have a way to tell my friend I liked her shiny Umbreon shirt and now it’s my entire personality
@Pixelaiz6 ай бұрын
I WANT MORE DEPRESSION MEAL MONDAYS
@sinjin-kaib24436 ай бұрын
Blake, I know you read the comments please do this
@jakeblennings6 ай бұрын
Omg perfect timing because I’m gonna start bringing it back as a monthly series ❤
@adrianoctavio6 ай бұрын
The way he talked about the jigglypuff line is my depression meal monday
@marsroamer66706 ай бұрын
@@jakeblennings HELLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@inkbusters23386 ай бұрын
@@jakeblennings yesssssssss
@Coxokis6 ай бұрын
You're very funny. I legitimately managed to avoid falling into the KZbin Shorts black hole until you managed to make it impossible to avoid it any more. Curse you. You're content is amazing and it's only getting better. I will never loose interest.
@keetyalexx6 ай бұрын
It’s still hilarious that Espeon & Umbreon are my babies (they are twins thank you they go together at all times) and I was in fact both the quiet kid and the loud kid. STOP BEING SO ACCURATE (don’t stop, I love it).
@Annabella_Assassins2 ай бұрын
I’ve watched so many shorts and been like “yup. That sounds right” about my faves but your Porygon take hit me like a freight train
@Lightningbomb336 ай бұрын
Damn, you didn't have to go so hard with Squirtle 😭😆
@AldoHacha5 ай бұрын
I shan't recover
@The_Placid_One6 ай бұрын
Lucario: Og Furry Me: Wait a minute Charmander: Probably can’t locate Europe on a map My friend who’s dyslexic:…
@matsvee67466 ай бұрын
I still don't know what "Pikachu for the mentally ill" means, but I relate to it.
Just wanted to comment that you're a real one. You put so much effort into your videos, your scripts are lovely, and your videos are so comforting when I'm feeling down. Keep up the great work!
@renthewerecat6 ай бұрын
4:11 you had NO need to call me out like this
@violet__butterfly6 ай бұрын
honestly that's one of the best sponsor segments i've ever seen, also my favs are sylveon and goodra so shockingly accurate lmaooo
@VPiixel146 ай бұрын
The scorbunny one was too accurate, i've never felt so called out And luxray is also for people who do not let go of anything, we love it even with it having the worst movepool and stat spread and is made fun of daily becouse its not a dark type MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT HAS LIGHT IN THE NAME
@sleepdeprivedsprout4 ай бұрын
I am not a furry. I just looked at Lucario and my obession with Egyptian history said "this is my child now. His name is Cobalt and you will have him in every single game he is available in". Cobalt is my baby. I want a plush but I'm broke so
@Very_Coffee16 күн бұрын
8:30 I’m dyslexic, I’m trying my best 😭
@aleatoryone6 ай бұрын
Do I know anything about Pokémon? No. Did I watch this whole series without knowing anything about them? Yep.
@dinosaurs_rule6 ай бұрын
Everytime I see this man on my screen I inhale sharply in fear because I know he is always going to make horribly perceptive insights about me (in the best way, i love your content
@salemstowaway79276 ай бұрын
"I'm not entirely convinced that you could locate Europe on a map." 🤣Leon getting called the hell out by that.
@FroggyNuggets-oh8ypАй бұрын
I waited till the end for Leafeon and I was like "oop well my personality is weed or flower crowns 😂"
@vutava82924 күн бұрын
6:32 I always get unreasonably happy whenever I think about the fact that in-lore, Lapras aren't endangered anymore.
@emmyloutidwell10246 ай бұрын
*sigh* I’m obsessed with Chandelure’s entire evolution line and… I’m also a Björk fan.
@Marsi-P6 ай бұрын
4:02 I just have crippling anxiety and get migraines, my bf diagnosed me as psyduck if I were a pokemon and now he's my favorite little guy. also yay ducks
@PhoenixCat646 ай бұрын
Eevee is for the ✨indecisive✨ girlies (me)
@Ickygrunt4 ай бұрын
I only have one absolute favorite but got called autistic 3 times, and your right
@mirih5368Ай бұрын
4:52 Aw, thanks, babe! I'm super neurodivergent! I'd wonder how you can always identify us, but I'm 9000% sure you're one of us, so...
@wariodedede6 ай бұрын
The Ludicolo one hits hard. The jimmy buffet christmas album has been in my family since I was 5 and we play it every year.
@wisehealer25366 ай бұрын
You really just ignored Aegislash's nonbinary color palette...
@kaepora665 ай бұрын
And the fact that he brought up monster energy drinks without mentioning the transfem stereotype
@pemanilnoob5 ай бұрын
How dare he say that absolutely amazingly cool ass SWORD is in ANY way straight?? It is so queer it hurts
@ornitopesto75546 ай бұрын
HELLO LGBT COMMUNITY !!!
@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo6 ай бұрын
HELLO FELLOW GAYEs! -Power!
@DuskShadow2355 ай бұрын
HAIIIIIIIIO
@monatoth35285 ай бұрын
i'm gay
@FireSystem95 ай бұрын
Hi
@notherepim5 ай бұрын
HELLO
@VegasValentineMusicАй бұрын
whyyyy did the assessment of Gyarados COME FOR MY SOUL SO HARD
@axell15thewispmaster79Ай бұрын
That "Straight" on Arcanine, one of my faves is very true, but if Machoke is some kind of a warning I do not have any good feelings to what my all time favourite Machamp is gonna be
@ryanjones_rheios6 ай бұрын
Eh. 30's really not too bad. The worst part for me at 35 is how things I used to like have evolved/changed to either expand their target base or in response to how that base has shifted. Its very "stranger in a strange land" at times. Fun fact, Nartuo running is a theater version of an actual samurai/ninja running that does allow you to move at a decent speed (without swinging the sword on your hip around like a jag). Dragging your arms back doesn't help though, obviously.
@COFFEEWSUGA6 ай бұрын
Umbreon is my second favorite Pokemon out of them all, and I simply must say not only have you called me out and it's very accurate, but goddamnit THEY DESERVE THE DISAPPOINTMENT 🔥🔥🔥 Mostly commenting for algorithm reasons. Love your vids Blake
@gwagner13806 ай бұрын
Yeah I feel ya man, I also turned 30 last week so I'm still thinking about what to do with that information. But hey congrats on the sponsorship!!! Also yeah, as an Ursaring myself I wouldn't be against finding another bear. If anything good came with leaving the 20s and entering the 30s is that I am no longer in my Otter phase anymore! Feels good man!
@CollinMcLean2 ай бұрын
You forgot for Tyrannitar... Kid on the spectrum who's hyperfixation was dinosaurs
@dai7v7Ай бұрын
I am trans, and the worst part of realiziong I am a woman is that I can no longer be gay for men
@frogvie362418 күн бұрын
so true sister
@naka4886 ай бұрын
Please more depression meal mondays, they're my highlight of the week.
@natbatlightwood52886 ай бұрын
These videos have me in sobs laughing. 😂😂😂 Although the thoughts on best boy Cyndaquil made me think of the time in work experience when i snapped at a customer (he was harrassing me for like and hour...so i tried to live up to Cyndaquil) and threatened to throw him down the escalator. The staff and my teachers thought it was hilarious. 😂😂😂
@knajnamaria6 ай бұрын
I felt so called out when he mentioned sylveon
@cammy134927 күн бұрын
The Luxray slander actually made me kind of sad. :(( I like Luxray because in Pokémon Pearl I had one named Sparks who would decimate her foes by channeling how much she loved me (Return move). They would almost always get most of their HP drained (don’t know if that’s the right word), and if they were a few levels lower they’d just straight up faint.
@pemanilnoob5 ай бұрын
7:39 this feels so INCREDIBLY ironic after being offended by every single thing said in this video It’s probably “all a joke” or something, but man, did I not expect all of the very rude things said
@grumpygoosegg35146 ай бұрын
5:35 don’t ever talk to me and my Cyndaquill ever again, mainly because you called me out like 20 times already and I will 🦆ing cry SOOO hard lol
@grumpygoosegg35146 ай бұрын
7:03 and it just got worse 😭 😭 😭
@rickhealey42316 ай бұрын
*sees the comment on Shuckle* I would come over there and deny that, but that would involve leaving my house first.
@Lightningbomb336 ай бұрын
Loving the wide-screen content btw❤
@DaveMcDavesson3 ай бұрын
we, no I, for I am probably the only person who thinks this, need Regigigas Representation.
@Rustytaleslol5 ай бұрын
I got flammed on numerous occasions from this man, and im dying of laughter
@hazzard_destroyer6 ай бұрын
I love Mimikyu and my mom used to have one of those small white crusty dogs and I just can’t stop laughing! 😂
@that1nerdyblackgirl7366 ай бұрын
5:15 jokes on you I watch my anime with illegal sites
@Shom_Is_Bored3 ай бұрын
Same 😭😭😭
@Jacksoninaroar2 ай бұрын
I use Crunchyroll for one piece
@inkthekitsune2 ай бұрын
Jokes on you I don’t watch anime! He’s just cool
@verylostdoommarauder2 ай бұрын
6:44 Checked Smogon, and yeah, OU (Over Used, second highest tier) in every generation except the current one. Surprisingly good call.
@ryzada93686 ай бұрын
2:47 as a gardevoir fan myself. I.. have zero idea what of any of what he said meant.
@TheRoseReaper2 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm gonna be real I had no idea what the devil just happened either.
@herculedetroie99725 ай бұрын
Have you seen shiny glaceon ? Immaculate colours and a soothing tone. Whatever they say, ice type pokemons are special and deserve love. For the record, my second favorite is arcanine. Big fluffy loyal friend. What else can I say ?
@jasonfakename48512 ай бұрын
Perfect video Jake Blemmings!
@entothechesnautknight17626 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha ha, very funny, Jakeson, i really especially liked the bit where- Ok they've probably scrolled past by now, Blake, listen to me; you need to insert a pal from palworld into one if these episodes and say nothing and never acknowledge it. You have the opportunity to put out the funniest misinformation campaign ever by insisting that Gobfin or Cinnamoth is a pokemon, giving them a stereotype, and never acknowledging it directly again. It'll also make dommy algorithm very happy so thats a bonus.
@-SeaSnake-6 ай бұрын
3:50 Lopunny ain' even my fav but, in my defense: I don't like it 'cuz o' whadja thinkin'- I jus' think kickin' hard's badass
@Alexishighonheroine14 ай бұрын
can i get a translation please?
@-SeaSnake-4 ай бұрын
@@Alexishighonheroine1 Hard kicks = Badass imo
@Shom_Is_Bored3 ай бұрын
She remids me of mirko from mha lol if u like lopunny then u should google her
@-SeaSnake-3 ай бұрын
@@Shom_Is_Bored ... I know who she is-... I'm looking for somewhere to watch the anime IN CASTILIAN-... Also-... I've growna kinda dislike the design-...
@dolphincrescent546 ай бұрын
Blake: Rowlet is Pikachu for the mentally ill *Moments later* Judge: How do you plead to this case of body mutilation? Me: Not guilty by reason of insanity Judge: Fair enough, and I like your bowtie owl too! Me: 😊🦉
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal6 ай бұрын
Bowtie owl is the bestest owl. It also evolves into an adorable granny that pinches all her grandkids cheeks and will never stop. ^_^
@Freshbread22Ай бұрын
7:03 hit me hard
@elishahoyle2 ай бұрын
9:01 Rowlet and Grookey were personal 😂
@jamiegdubois6 ай бұрын
0:52 I’m turn 30 at the end of the month. I feel this in my soul. (Also, Happy Birthday!🥳 )
@ashleylightheart1266 ай бұрын
LETS GO! JAKE GOT A SPONSORSHIP!
@MrOrbius6 ай бұрын
8:10 I don't even own a vape pen...
@koro45wolf2 ай бұрын
I was waiting for glaceon and NOT ready to be attacked 😂 10/10
@doodlebug475 ай бұрын
"parentheses derogatory" is really funny to me and i do not know why/ i'm just very easily amused.
@Gray69420lol6 ай бұрын
8:30 me: rude my brother: and innacurete right me: I never said he was wrong I just said it was rude 🤣
@Bruce_P-Z6 ай бұрын
8:20 I mean, really? Is it wrong? No… not the point.
@Bruce_P-Z6 ай бұрын
Side note, could you do Porygon-Z plz?
@Knurlurzhad6 ай бұрын
I JUST THINK THE FUNNY WATER DOG IS CUTE, OKAY. THAT POSYPASTA IS A CURSE
@Moreespressolessdepresso115 ай бұрын
Being called perfect was the highlight of my day, I love Lapras
@aspeno7Ай бұрын
okay but i would overthrow a large nation for joltik