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Blake Jennings

Blake Jennings

Күн бұрын

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@adrianoctavio
@adrianoctavio 6 ай бұрын
Calling lucario the "og furry" and then calling arcanine a straight pick might be the biggest double blow to the og furries I've ever seen
@GlowstickLamps
@GlowstickLamps 6 ай бұрын
As a furry, this is incredibly true. And it was a quadruple blow to me, as I don't care for Lucario much, meanwhile I fucking ADORE arcanine (especially hisuian arcanine in smogon singles)
@Popcultureguy3000
@Popcultureguy3000 6 ай бұрын
@@GlowstickLampsHisuian Arcanine did what I thought was impossible, make a design that could be adored by dog obsessed people and furries even more than the original.
@Osric24
@Osric24 6 ай бұрын
We've been making Pokémon anthros literally since 1998.
@Mr.Brothybear
@Mr.Brothybear 6 ай бұрын
For Better or For Worse
@HazeEmry
@HazeEmry 6 ай бұрын
​@@Mr.Brothybear definitely better
@rhymeswithmoose228
@rhymeswithmoose228 6 ай бұрын
You missed a third option for garchomp: autistic. It has jets. It can fly. Its a ground shark with scythe arms. She has the range, and I have the disability
@waddledoo2you13
@waddledoo2you13 6 ай бұрын
You forget the 4th. Chomp
@notyourjakey
@notyourjakey 6 ай бұрын
​@@waddledoo2you13omw to bite people in my garchomp hoodie 😁
@LostInTheInternet93
@LostInTheInternet93 6 ай бұрын
Honestly, garchomp hits all four for me. PTSD, Land shark Dragon ("which is just cool" - 8 yr old me), and no thoughts only chomp.
@AstraKiseki
@AstraKiseki 6 ай бұрын
Option five (me): I am a sucker for little goblin ground or rock babies that turn into Fucking Terrifying Beasts. (... okay so there's the brainweird too, but really, I just adore the first evos.)
@ItsAllNunya
@ItsAllNunya 6 ай бұрын
The last line had me cackling way too loud in the middle of the night. You hit me Dead center for why garchomp is baby for me.
@SquamataReptile
@SquamataReptile 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for not just uploading the vertical yt shorts videos together into a long form video and instead actually edited them to suit the horizontal format, I am so unbelievably grateful, it’s not a sight to sore the eyes, it is instead a blessing to the soul.
@Laslus_
@Laslus_ 2 ай бұрын
oh god yes
@NakaharaChuuya_SKK
@NakaharaChuuya_SKK 27 күн бұрын
omg yes, its so refreshing
@firebrand224
@firebrand224 28 күн бұрын
The fact that snom isn't in the category of "cute teeny tiny babies you would overthrow a small to medium sized nation for" is criminal
@_Sparky144
@_Sparky144 5 ай бұрын
For the people who just want to see what he has to say about them: 2:37 Pikachu 2:47 Gardevoir 2:55 Ditto 2:59 Jigglypuff 3:00 Lucario 3:06 Dragonite 3:08 Arcanine 3:11 Gengar 3:14 Ninetales 3:18 Mimikyu 3:23 Cubone 3:26 Aegislash 3:33 Absol 3:35 Bidoof 3:40 Garchomp 3:46 Chandelure 3:50 Lopunny 3:54 Espurr 3:57 Snorlax 4:01 Psyduck 4:07 Milotic 4:11 Skitty 4:16 Clefable 4:18 Sableye 4:25 Machoke 4:29 Oddish 4:33 Luxray 4:38 Wooper 4:43 Smeargle 4:46 Spheal 4:52 Snom 4:55 Metagross 4:59 Gyarados 5:02 Munchlax 5:08 Blissey 5:14 Corviknight 5:16 Ponyta 5:19 Tsareena 5:23 Bewear 5:27 Crustle 5:31 Charmander 5:34 Cyndaquil 5:37 Torchic 5:42 Chimchar 5:48 Tepig 5:52 Fennekin 5:56 Litten 6:01 Scorbunny 6:03 Fuecoco 6:07 Mantine 6:14 Goodra 6:18 Jynx 6:22 Dewgong 6:25 Zeraora 6:30 Raichu 6:34 Lapras 6:42 Tyranitar 6:47 Joltik 6:53 Togepi 6:58 Squirtle 7:01 Totodile 7:06 Mudkip 7:11 Piplup 7:15 Oshawott 7:20 Froakie 7:24 Popplio 7:30 Sobble 7:34 Quaxly 7:39 Meowth 7:45 Altaria 7:48 Ludicolo 7:51 Swadloon 7:55 Fletchling 8:03 Pyukumuku 8:06 Growlithe 8:09 Salazzle 8:15 Mr. Mime 8:19 Shuckle 8:22 Ursaring 8:29 Bulbasaur 8:34 Chikorita 8:39 Treeko 8:45 Turtwig 8:48 Snivy 8:53 Chespin 8:59 Rowlet 9:01 Grookey 9:05 Sprigatito 9:13 Gothitelle 9:17 Slowpoke 9:22 Volcarona 9:25 Tinkaton 9:29 Muk 9:33 Porygon 9:38 Chatot 9:43 Quagsire 9:48 Miltank 9:52 Diggersby 9:55 Eevee 9:58 Flareon 10:03 Vaporeon 10:08 Jolteon 10:13 Espeon 10:16 Umbreon 10:18 Sylveon 10:23 Glaceon 10:28 Leafeon
@bobwilson679
@bobwilson679 3 ай бұрын
You are truly the absolute G, thank you so much
@_Sparky144
@_Sparky144 3 ай бұрын
@@bobwilson679 Thanks ^v^
@nyanakai
@nyanakai Ай бұрын
@@_Sparky144THANK YOU
@VixieCake
@VixieCake 27 күн бұрын
Doing the lord's work over here 🙏❤
@angrybeardwithlegs5436
@angrybeardwithlegs5436 6 күн бұрын
I am so sad that crobat ain’t in this one
@riddlememphis
@riddlememphis 6 ай бұрын
Eevee could also be (from experience) formerly gifted kids who self sabotage out of a fear of not having the potential they've always been told they had, or just general crippling decision paralysis
@bunkalanda
@bunkalanda 6 ай бұрын
😳 Oh thats me right now, my favorite mon is Eevee, I might need help
@TheHopperUK
@TheHopperUK 6 ай бұрын
psst that's ADHD
@known-stroke
@known-stroke 6 ай бұрын
...I hate just how absolutely right you are.
@venti6534
@venti6534 6 ай бұрын
i hate how you js called me out
@dierdretowne4888
@dierdretowne4888 6 ай бұрын
Augh, I did not expect the most accurate take to be hidden in the comments!
@jblover_3014
@jblover_3014 6 ай бұрын
I don't particularly appreciate your words about Raichu. Not because they're false, but because I AM A MIDDLE CHILD AND I DON'T JUST EMPATHIZE, I LOVE HIM.
@bencenagy5459
@bencenagy5459 4 ай бұрын
My family doesn't even HAVE a middle child and i love Raichu.
@missluna___
@missluna___ 6 ай бұрын
"Gaping even." I can't with you. Lmao.
@laurahoffman4388
@laurahoffman4388 5 ай бұрын
3:40 girl no, Garchomp *is* tye Autism with capital A. It's literally a dragon dinosaur-y land shark :(( also waiting for Hydreigon.
@tonalpleeb07
@tonalpleeb07 Ай бұрын
WHich is just a combo pack ADHD hydra and Autism dino lol Love my emo dragon sm tho
@grumboflipflorp5688
@grumboflipflorp5688 10 күн бұрын
Hydreigon is the Pokemon who literally cannot stop biting things. Definitely autism
@lolnamelollastname9788
@lolnamelollastname9788 8 күн бұрын
*Michael Rosen voice* One, Two, Three.
@patrickmorrey8722
@patrickmorrey8722 3 ай бұрын
Dude, the soul read on Shuckle shook me to my core. Like I was watching along and going "Oh yeah, I'm a little like that" and then out of nowhere you hit me with that?!
@PianoFish
@PianoFish 6 ай бұрын
I chose my Gen 8 version based entirely on the fact that Galarian Ponyta was a Shield exclusive...guilty as charged.
@RuggedGryphon
@RuggedGryphon 6 ай бұрын
Me with Farfetch'd (my favorite pokemon in all forms) and picking Sword because of that. I feel this
@CosmicCake07
@CosmicCake07 5 ай бұрын
Same i loooooovvveeee Zacian but i also love Galarian Ponyta A LOT
@Peace_of_Toast
@Peace_of_Toast 5 ай бұрын
I chose shield just because I thought Eiscue was a silly guy, I wish I was kidding.
@TheRealDakasch
@TheRealDakasch 3 ай бұрын
OMG ME TOO LMAO??
@savvivixen8490
@savvivixen8490 6 ай бұрын
The sylveon one wasn't directed at me, but the way I keep falling out every time I rewatch it just... *chef's kiss * 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Carry on, Blake
@theeclipsemaster
@theeclipsemaster 6 ай бұрын
Speaking as the one it was directed at, it's truer than I'd like to admit.
@ellietheeevee
@ellietheeevee 6 ай бұрын
that callout with Espeon was way too accurate
@snowsleaves
@snowsleaves 6 ай бұрын
Yes omg
@Polina_Lozenko
@Polina_Lozenko 6 ай бұрын
it wasnt accurate for me, tho it was true w/ me being quiet
@Hannah4765
@Hannah4765 6 ай бұрын
Same with Glaceon!
@ManaCortilim
@ManaCortilim 6 ай бұрын
same
@EepyGirlLava
@EepyGirlLava 6 ай бұрын
As an espeon lover, one of my walls is all bookshelves, I may need more, I still have piles of books... How is that callout so accurate.
@5Psuperstructure
@5Psuperstructure 5 ай бұрын
4:18 Christ on a stick you did NOT need to call me out like that 💀
@thescottishkarter6151
@thescottishkarter6151 4 ай бұрын
At least he didn't have anything rude to say about my boy Torkoal.
@1stCommentCop
@1stCommentCop 6 ай бұрын
I feel like every Pokemon could be for LGBTQ or people on the spectrum. I am both. Pokemon was made for me. I was made for Pokemon
@ellie-beanthegaminqueen
@ellie-beanthegaminqueen 6 ай бұрын
Omg same dude!
@SnoFitzroy
@SnoFitzroy 6 ай бұрын
bish me too tf
@Demi-Joker
@Demi-Joker 6 ай бұрын
Yup, same bro, coming from a bi aspie who grew up on Pokémon
@planet_person9753
@planet_person9753 6 ай бұрын
real. pokemon and autism are a match made in heaven
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz 6 ай бұрын
YES YES YES ME NURODIVERGENT AND LGBTQ ME LIKE POKEMON
@PiplupPeanut
@PiplupPeanut 6 ай бұрын
5:23 my job used to have a tradition of giving pokemon cards to new team members based on their personality. After spending a month being shy and then deleting everyone at Mario Kart, I was given a Stufful card, which is basically the same thing
@Agoraphobia2763
@Agoraphobia2763 5 ай бұрын
omg i would kill to work there I don't care about the payment I don't care about the future LET ME WORK THERE
@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse
@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 2 ай бұрын
I'd probably get, idk, Galarian Ponyta or something
@pinkcupcake4717
@pinkcupcake4717 6 ай бұрын
Im a cis girl, but Sylveon and Galarian Ponyta are what I've been wanting from this series since 1999. They're perfection and my inner five year old loves them so much.
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz 6 ай бұрын
me cis me love sylveon loved her since seeing em on my aunt's 3ds and having that pokemon
@sapphis_lazuli
@sapphis_lazuli 6 ай бұрын
those kinds of pink little soft creatures are the house pets to every preschool girl's barbie 😅
@annmarieroyal
@annmarieroyal 6 ай бұрын
I just like Sylveon cause of her old pokedex entry
@consensual.housefire
@consensual.housefire 5 ай бұрын
Millennial, likely watched MLP:FiM, quiet girl aesthetic
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz 5 ай бұрын
@@consensual.housefire me ain't millennial me late gen z i have watched g4 mlp i have no idea what quiet girl ascetic is
@GarrettBaker-tb5lq
@GarrettBaker-tb5lq 2 ай бұрын
That one about Scorbunny felt like a punch straight in the gut. All of these make so much sense and I don't even know why 😂
@RunicSSB
@RunicSSB 2 ай бұрын
6:14 That's not what liking Goodra says about you, but there's no way to say the real reason without getting demonetized.
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 6 ай бұрын
Blake actually getting sponsorships?! HER-RAY! You're getting up there. You take this algorithm, take it right where you need it.
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 6 ай бұрын
8:25 I have a terrible relationship with my father, but I am in fact built like this and single... because of trust issues because of having a terrible relationship with my father.
@Withrix
@Withrix 6 ай бұрын
“Get your requests in now I’m not doing all of these” Blake already ~10% of the way through: Speaking of requests, croagunk when?
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz 6 ай бұрын
yeah and scraggy
@Geckoreo
@Geckoreo 5 ай бұрын
gibble & shedinja maybe a bunch of bug types aswell i like bugs
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz 5 ай бұрын
@@Geckoreo cool bugs
@afluffylittlefriend4597
@afluffylittlefriend4597 5 ай бұрын
Same with me. What does Purugly mean? Am I stupid? Am I stinky? Am I loud?
@emoskullfire9823
@emoskullfire9823 4 ай бұрын
My favorite is polteageist. It's just a little genderless tea creature.
@rosenrot234
@rosenrot234 2 ай бұрын
4:20 The sableye one was perfect. They're just my little 'tism gremlin with their rocks
@benlittle5543
@benlittle5543 4 ай бұрын
"My name is Chet" perfect accent. Thanks for the laughs. If you could complie the other "what you choices say" videos I would do all the words to that video for you.
@yasY0L0
@yasY0L0 6 ай бұрын
My addition to this segment is that if your favourite Pokemon is Giratina, you either know all the lore, or are a member of "r/im14andthisisdeep" Your all also suspicious in the same category
@kaepora66
@kaepora66 6 ай бұрын
I think it also rolls with you like Volo waayyyy too much.
@KorilD
@KorilD 6 ай бұрын
Excuse you, I know all the lore because it reminds me of Worm from Monster Rancher, and that game series will forever be a special interest of mine.
@Unresponsive13
@Unresponsive13 6 ай бұрын
I know a lot of the lore, and I can't say Giratina *isn't* a favorite of mine among the legendaries, so good aim.
@bargainbrandmusician
@bargainbrandmusician 6 ай бұрын
@@kaepora66this actually stunned me into silence. you’re right, i’m only a little ashamed to admit it, and i can make him worse
@kurtwagner4663
@kurtwagner4663 6 ай бұрын
Yes. I would burn a city down for Spheal. You are correct 😂
@Vashthestampdee
@Vashthestampdee 6 ай бұрын
Who wouldn't?
@swissgoat4981
@swissgoat4981 6 ай бұрын
Just a city? Where's your commitment to the round baby boy?
@Cjh137
@Cjh137 6 ай бұрын
Relatable
@408JMP
@408JMP 6 ай бұрын
Is friend-shaped! Just like Snom and Fuecoco
@Unresponsive13
@Unresponsive13 6 ай бұрын
Same. The best thing in gen 3, bar none.
@batcrow6224
@batcrow6224 6 ай бұрын
I don't think about what my favorite pokemon are (aside from my adorable little shedinja) but every single god damn time I see a pokemon pop up and I'm like "oh yeah i like that one" I just get jabbed in the gut. Not very hard but completely out of nowhere, like what part of Espeon, sableye and pyuku is exposing me so much.😭 Sometimes it does miss but it's always uncomfortably close AT A MINIMUM.
@snowsleaves
@snowsleaves 6 ай бұрын
Espeon is in my top 3 pokemon and that was a callout if I've ever seen one wow
@GoldenKitty9
@GoldenKitty9 7 күн бұрын
My favorite is Vaporeon. I try to forget the copypasta exists. It has been my favorite since around 2012 when I was THREE without access to the internet outside of Facebook games and even that was only while supervised by my big bro.
@spritebubbles
@spritebubbles 3 ай бұрын
Saying Umbreon is the loud kid going out of their way to disappoint their parents is sort of me since I love Umbreon
@daw8285
@daw8285 6 ай бұрын
2:04 "Hej girl-pop want a pumpkin" - my favourite quote from now on
@TheCrabMessiah
@TheCrabMessiah 6 ай бұрын
Slaying the long form content!✨✨✨✨✨✨🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@LiaSmit-ku2it
@LiaSmit-ku2it 6 ай бұрын
How can this man read my soul using Pokémon… just HOW?!?
@jamaldavis2480
@jamaldavis2480 6 ай бұрын
I don't get it either... I'm always like... there is no possible way...
@zefirdude
@zefirdude 5 ай бұрын
Do not give blake tarot cards😂
@josiecordrey8684
@josiecordrey8684 2 ай бұрын
Mimikyu was my pick and my gramma literally had a small white dog like that 😨🤣
@Alexis-vv5bk
@Alexis-vv5bk 3 ай бұрын
As someone with a tenure in Pokemon roleplay groups (yes really). Some of these are BEYOND accurate.
@nyxie2877
@nyxie2877 Ай бұрын
10:16 Other way around actually. I have selective mutism and didn’t have a way to tell my friend I liked her shiny Umbreon shirt and now it’s my entire personality
@Pixelaiz
@Pixelaiz 6 ай бұрын
I WANT MORE DEPRESSION MEAL MONDAYS
@sinjin-kaib2443
@sinjin-kaib2443 6 ай бұрын
Blake, I know you read the comments please do this
@jakeblennings
@jakeblennings 6 ай бұрын
Omg perfect timing because I’m gonna start bringing it back as a monthly series ❤
@adrianoctavio
@adrianoctavio 6 ай бұрын
The way he talked about the jigglypuff line is my depression meal monday
@marsroamer6670
@marsroamer6670 6 ай бұрын
@@jakeblennings HELLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@inkbusters2338
@inkbusters2338 6 ай бұрын
@@jakeblennings yesssssssss
@Coxokis
@Coxokis 6 ай бұрын
You're very funny. I legitimately managed to avoid falling into the KZbin Shorts black hole until you managed to make it impossible to avoid it any more. Curse you. You're content is amazing and it's only getting better. I will never loose interest.
@keetyalexx
@keetyalexx 6 ай бұрын
It’s still hilarious that Espeon & Umbreon are my babies (they are twins thank you they go together at all times) and I was in fact both the quiet kid and the loud kid. STOP BEING SO ACCURATE (don’t stop, I love it).
@Annabella_Assassins
@Annabella_Assassins 2 ай бұрын
I’ve watched so many shorts and been like “yup. That sounds right” about my faves but your Porygon take hit me like a freight train
@Lightningbomb33
@Lightningbomb33 6 ай бұрын
Damn, you didn't have to go so hard with Squirtle 😭😆
@AldoHacha
@AldoHacha 5 ай бұрын
I shan't recover
@The_Placid_One
@The_Placid_One 6 ай бұрын
Lucario: Og Furry Me: Wait a minute Charmander: Probably can’t locate Europe on a map My friend who’s dyslexic:…
@matsvee6746
@matsvee6746 6 ай бұрын
I still don't know what "Pikachu for the mentally ill" means, but I relate to it.
@admiralensin.
@admiralensin. 5 ай бұрын
(currently incomplete) 2:40 Pikachu 2:46 Gardevoir 2:54 Ditto 2:59 Jigglypuff 3:00 Lucario 3:05 Dragonite
@mion7687
@mion7687 Ай бұрын
Just wanted to comment that you're a real one. You put so much effort into your videos, your scripts are lovely, and your videos are so comforting when I'm feeling down. Keep up the great work!
@renthewerecat
@renthewerecat 6 ай бұрын
4:11 you had NO need to call me out like this
@violet__butterfly
@violet__butterfly 6 ай бұрын
honestly that's one of the best sponsor segments i've ever seen, also my favs are sylveon and goodra so shockingly accurate lmaooo
@VPiixel14
@VPiixel14 6 ай бұрын
The scorbunny one was too accurate, i've never felt so called out And luxray is also for people who do not let go of anything, we love it even with it having the worst movepool and stat spread and is made fun of daily becouse its not a dark type MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT HAS LIGHT IN THE NAME
@sleepdeprivedsprout
@sleepdeprivedsprout 4 ай бұрын
I am not a furry. I just looked at Lucario and my obession with Egyptian history said "this is my child now. His name is Cobalt and you will have him in every single game he is available in". Cobalt is my baby. I want a plush but I'm broke so
@Very_Coffee
@Very_Coffee 16 күн бұрын
8:30 I’m dyslexic, I’m trying my best 😭
@aleatoryone
@aleatoryone 6 ай бұрын
Do I know anything about Pokémon? No. Did I watch this whole series without knowing anything about them? Yep.
@dinosaurs_rule
@dinosaurs_rule 6 ай бұрын
Everytime I see this man on my screen I inhale sharply in fear because I know he is always going to make horribly perceptive insights about me (in the best way, i love your content
@salemstowaway7927
@salemstowaway7927 6 ай бұрын
"I'm not entirely convinced that you could locate Europe on a map." 🤣Leon getting called the hell out by that.
@FroggyNuggets-oh8yp
@FroggyNuggets-oh8yp Ай бұрын
I waited till the end for Leafeon and I was like "oop well my personality is weed or flower crowns 😂"
@vutava8292
@vutava8292 4 күн бұрын
6:32 I always get unreasonably happy whenever I think about the fact that in-lore, Lapras aren't endangered anymore.
@emmyloutidwell1024
@emmyloutidwell1024 6 ай бұрын
*sigh* I’m obsessed with Chandelure’s entire evolution line and… I’m also a Björk fan.
@Marsi-P
@Marsi-P 6 ай бұрын
4:02 I just have crippling anxiety and get migraines, my bf diagnosed me as psyduck if I were a pokemon and now he's my favorite little guy. also yay ducks
@PhoenixCat64
@PhoenixCat64 6 ай бұрын
Eevee is for the ✨indecisive✨ girlies (me)
@Ickygrunt
@Ickygrunt 4 ай бұрын
I only have one absolute favorite but got called autistic 3 times, and your right
@mirih5368
@mirih5368 Ай бұрын
4:52 Aw, thanks, babe! I'm super neurodivergent! I'd wonder how you can always identify us, but I'm 9000% sure you're one of us, so...
@wariodedede
@wariodedede 6 ай бұрын
The Ludicolo one hits hard. The jimmy buffet christmas album has been in my family since I was 5 and we play it every year.
@wisehealer2536
@wisehealer2536 6 ай бұрын
You really just ignored Aegislash's nonbinary color palette...
@kaepora66
@kaepora66 5 ай бұрын
And the fact that he brought up monster energy drinks without mentioning the transfem stereotype
@pemanilnoob
@pemanilnoob 5 ай бұрын
How dare he say that absolutely amazingly cool ass SWORD is in ANY way straight?? It is so queer it hurts
@ornitopesto7554
@ornitopesto7554 6 ай бұрын
HELLO LGBT COMMUNITY !!!
@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo
@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo 6 ай бұрын
HELLO FELLOW GAYEs! -Power!
@DuskShadow235
@DuskShadow235 5 ай бұрын
HAIIIIIIIIO
@monatoth3528
@monatoth3528 5 ай бұрын
i'm gay
@FireSystem9
@FireSystem9 5 ай бұрын
Hi
@notherepim
@notherepim 5 ай бұрын
HELLO
@VegasValentineMusic
@VegasValentineMusic Ай бұрын
whyyyy did the assessment of Gyarados COME FOR MY SOUL SO HARD
@axell15thewispmaster79
@axell15thewispmaster79 Ай бұрын
That "Straight" on Arcanine, one of my faves is very true, but if Machoke is some kind of a warning I do not have any good feelings to what my all time favourite Machamp is gonna be
@ryanjones_rheios
@ryanjones_rheios 6 ай бұрын
Eh. 30's really not too bad. The worst part for me at 35 is how things I used to like have evolved/changed to either expand their target base or in response to how that base has shifted. Its very "stranger in a strange land" at times. Fun fact, Nartuo running is a theater version of an actual samurai/ninja running that does allow you to move at a decent speed (without swinging the sword on your hip around like a jag). Dragging your arms back doesn't help though, obviously.
@COFFEEWSUGA
@COFFEEWSUGA 6 ай бұрын
Umbreon is my second favorite Pokemon out of them all, and I simply must say not only have you called me out and it's very accurate, but goddamnit THEY DESERVE THE DISAPPOINTMENT 🔥🔥🔥 Mostly commenting for algorithm reasons. Love your vids Blake
@gwagner1380
@gwagner1380 6 ай бұрын
Yeah I feel ya man, I also turned 30 last week so I'm still thinking about what to do with that information. But hey congrats on the sponsorship!!! Also yeah, as an Ursaring myself I wouldn't be against finding another bear. If anything good came with leaving the 20s and entering the 30s is that I am no longer in my Otter phase anymore! Feels good man!
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 2 ай бұрын
You forgot for Tyrannitar... Kid on the spectrum who's hyperfixation was dinosaurs
@dai7v7
@dai7v7 Ай бұрын
I am trans, and the worst part of realiziong I am a woman is that I can no longer be gay for men
@frogvie3624
@frogvie3624 18 күн бұрын
so true sister
@naka488
@naka488 6 ай бұрын
Please more depression meal mondays, they're my highlight of the week.
@natbatlightwood5288
@natbatlightwood5288 6 ай бұрын
These videos have me in sobs laughing. 😂😂😂 Although the thoughts on best boy Cyndaquil made me think of the time in work experience when i snapped at a customer (he was harrassing me for like and hour...so i tried to live up to Cyndaquil) and threatened to throw him down the escalator. The staff and my teachers thought it was hilarious. 😂😂😂
@knajnamaria
@knajnamaria 6 ай бұрын
I felt so called out when he mentioned sylveon
@cammy1349
@cammy1349 27 күн бұрын
The Luxray slander actually made me kind of sad. :(( I like Luxray because in Pokémon Pearl I had one named Sparks who would decimate her foes by channeling how much she loved me (Return move). They would almost always get most of their HP drained (don’t know if that’s the right word), and if they were a few levels lower they’d just straight up faint.
@pemanilnoob
@pemanilnoob 5 ай бұрын
7:39 this feels so INCREDIBLY ironic after being offended by every single thing said in this video It’s probably “all a joke” or something, but man, did I not expect all of the very rude things said
@grumpygoosegg3514
@grumpygoosegg3514 6 ай бұрын
5:35 don’t ever talk to me and my Cyndaquill ever again, mainly because you called me out like 20 times already and I will 🦆ing cry SOOO hard lol
@grumpygoosegg3514
@grumpygoosegg3514 6 ай бұрын
7:03 and it just got worse 😭 😭 😭
@rickhealey4231
@rickhealey4231 6 ай бұрын
*sees the comment on Shuckle* I would come over there and deny that, but that would involve leaving my house first.
@Lightningbomb33
@Lightningbomb33 6 ай бұрын
Loving the wide-screen content btw❤
@DaveMcDavesson
@DaveMcDavesson 3 ай бұрын
we, no I, for I am probably the only person who thinks this, need Regigigas Representation.
@Rustytaleslol
@Rustytaleslol 5 ай бұрын
I got flammed on numerous occasions from this man, and im dying of laughter
@hazzard_destroyer
@hazzard_destroyer 6 ай бұрын
I love Mimikyu and my mom used to have one of those small white crusty dogs and I just can’t stop laughing! 😂
@that1nerdyblackgirl736
@that1nerdyblackgirl736 6 ай бұрын
5:15 jokes on you I watch my anime with illegal sites
@Shom_Is_Bored
@Shom_Is_Bored 3 ай бұрын
Same 😭😭😭
@Jacksoninaroar
@Jacksoninaroar 2 ай бұрын
I use Crunchyroll for one piece
@inkthekitsune
@inkthekitsune 2 ай бұрын
Jokes on you I don’t watch anime! He’s just cool
@verylostdoommarauder
@verylostdoommarauder 2 ай бұрын
6:44 Checked Smogon, and yeah, OU (Over Used, second highest tier) in every generation except the current one. Surprisingly good call.
@ryzada9368
@ryzada9368 6 ай бұрын
2:47 as a gardevoir fan myself. I.. have zero idea what of any of what he said meant.
@TheRoseReaper
@TheRoseReaper 2 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm gonna be real I had no idea what the devil just happened either.
@herculedetroie9972
@herculedetroie9972 5 ай бұрын
Have you seen shiny glaceon ? Immaculate colours and a soothing tone. Whatever they say, ice type pokemons are special and deserve love. For the record, my second favorite is arcanine. Big fluffy loyal friend. What else can I say ?
@jasonfakename4851
@jasonfakename4851 2 ай бұрын
Perfect video Jake Blemmings!
@entothechesnautknight1762
@entothechesnautknight1762 6 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha ha, very funny, Jakeson, i really especially liked the bit where- Ok they've probably scrolled past by now, Blake, listen to me; you need to insert a pal from palworld into one if these episodes and say nothing and never acknowledge it. You have the opportunity to put out the funniest misinformation campaign ever by insisting that Gobfin or Cinnamoth is a pokemon, giving them a stereotype, and never acknowledging it directly again. It'll also make dommy algorithm very happy so thats a bonus.
@-SeaSnake-
@-SeaSnake- 6 ай бұрын
3:50 Lopunny ain' even my fav but, in my defense: I don't like it 'cuz o' whadja thinkin'- I jus' think kickin' hard's badass
@Alexishighonheroine1
@Alexishighonheroine1 4 ай бұрын
can i get a translation please?
@-SeaSnake-
@-SeaSnake- 4 ай бұрын
@@Alexishighonheroine1 Hard kicks = Badass imo
@Shom_Is_Bored
@Shom_Is_Bored 3 ай бұрын
She remids me of mirko from mha lol if u like lopunny then u should google her
@-SeaSnake-
@-SeaSnake- 3 ай бұрын
@@Shom_Is_Bored ... I know who she is-... I'm looking for somewhere to watch the anime IN CASTILIAN-... Also-... I've growna kinda dislike the design-...
@dolphincrescent54
@dolphincrescent54 6 ай бұрын
Blake: Rowlet is Pikachu for the mentally ill *Moments later* Judge: How do you plead to this case of body mutilation? Me: Not guilty by reason of insanity Judge: Fair enough, and I like your bowtie owl too! Me: 😊🦉
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 6 ай бұрын
Bowtie owl is the bestest owl. It also evolves into an adorable granny that pinches all her grandkids cheeks and will never stop. ^_^
@Freshbread22
@Freshbread22 Ай бұрын
7:03 hit me hard
@elishahoyle
@elishahoyle 2 ай бұрын
9:01 Rowlet and Grookey were personal 😂
@jamiegdubois
@jamiegdubois 6 ай бұрын
0:52 I’m turn 30 at the end of the month. I feel this in my soul. (Also, Happy Birthday!🥳 )
@ashleylightheart126
@ashleylightheart126 6 ай бұрын
LETS GO! JAKE GOT A SPONSORSHIP!
@MrOrbius
@MrOrbius 6 ай бұрын
8:10 I don't even own a vape pen...
@koro45wolf
@koro45wolf 2 ай бұрын
I was waiting for glaceon and NOT ready to be attacked 😂 10/10
@doodlebug47
@doodlebug47 5 ай бұрын
"parentheses derogatory" is really funny to me and i do not know why/ i'm just very easily amused.
@Gray69420lol
@Gray69420lol 6 ай бұрын
8:30 me: rude my brother: and innacurete right me: I never said he was wrong I just said it was rude 🤣
@Bruce_P-Z
@Bruce_P-Z 6 ай бұрын
8:20 I mean, really? Is it wrong? No… not the point.
@Bruce_P-Z
@Bruce_P-Z 6 ай бұрын
Side note, could you do Porygon-Z plz?
@Knurlurzhad
@Knurlurzhad 6 ай бұрын
I JUST THINK THE FUNNY WATER DOG IS CUTE, OKAY. THAT POSYPASTA IS A CURSE
@Moreespressolessdepresso11
@Moreespressolessdepresso11 5 ай бұрын
Being called perfect was the highlight of my day, I love Lapras
@aspeno7
@aspeno7 Ай бұрын
okay but i would overthrow a large nation for joltik
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