Range rover mechanics are worth more than the company itself.
@yeboisiggy4 жыл бұрын
yup
@ethanlenning4 жыл бұрын
Pin this mans comment, no balls
@TySchwab234 жыл бұрын
Just ask TFL
@familyman8314 жыл бұрын
They are shit. My friend bought one new last year. Spent more time in the garage than out. No fabrication.
@VinayKapoor4 жыл бұрын
True
@johnasbury75114 жыл бұрын
Johnnie is like a loving father with his special needs son
@joeg.11194 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣😅 hoovie he's a special guy lol 🤣
@ralphmctell52104 жыл бұрын
i couldnt have put it better myself!
@Grandmastahash4 жыл бұрын
This comment alone deserves an olympic medal 😂😂
@DmDetails4 жыл бұрын
Lolol
@jakethepitador25584 жыл бұрын
Bwaahaahaaa, too funny dude!!
@muskokamike1274 жыл бұрын
I bet johnny would make an excellent teacher...soft spoken, patient, explains things well......
@funfun56563 жыл бұрын
Yes this is true. He's laid back. I've noticed this approach gets me further in my job doing IT consulting. People are genuinely interested in how things work but are often intimidated when folks are impatient with them.
@muskokamike1273 жыл бұрын
@@funfun5656 I'm incredibly impatient, with myself because I should "know better" but on a jobsite recently 2 of the younger guys came up to me at different points and said "were you ever a teacher"? No why? "you have incredible amounts of patience when explaining how to do things and you put it so simply it's easy to understand. I also find that "pros" get too caught up in their own "Lingo" and lose it when people don't understand.
@funfun56563 жыл бұрын
The pros who are truly confident rarely need to hide behind jargon to look like pros. We can get the job done and know enough about how we did it to explain the method to our madness without feeling the need to sound like a rocket scientist when asked "why are you doing it like that?"
@muskokamike1273 жыл бұрын
@@funfun5656 EXACTLY.....
@BUEAU4 жыл бұрын
How does an Albanian Master BMW mechanic end up somewhere in Kansas??? I smell an oscar winning backstory, maybe.
@1978garfield4 жыл бұрын
My guess is he was an assassin and this is where witness relocation put him. If we hear about a mechanic taking down 3 hitmen with nothing but a set of Blue Point fan wrenches we will know for sure.
@HenrySomeone4 жыл бұрын
Almost everyone there goes for Mercedes, so they don't need as many BMW ones I guess
@supwitchu1004 жыл бұрын
@@1978garfield OMG that's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Turboactive4 жыл бұрын
Kansas and the midwest of America is full of immigrants. Racists on the coasts think otherwise.
@aizazrehman51534 жыл бұрын
@@1978garfield I once saw him kill 3 men in a garage with a fu*king hose clamp.
@thanos.paschalis4 жыл бұрын
I am a fan of the channel, the work being done to restore all these treasures back to their original quality, and the honest critique on the manufacturers' blunders (to put it mildly). Being a proud owner of a 1992 VW Golf mk3 GTi myself, I think that this 1988 BMW 325ix is the best car in the collection, simply because of its unsurpassed quality of build, ease of maintenance, and low repair costs. A true gem!
@howie20844 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen a man smile as much a Johnny, gotta love the positivity
@ebx23234 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say he seems like the nicest guy ever! Lol
@stephencooper50404 жыл бұрын
Most immigrants moved here from a place that is much worse than here, otherwise why would they want to come here...? He sounds like he’s from Eastern Europe somewhere, I have almost no doubt that this is the case with him.
@zoperxplex4 жыл бұрын
He is happy because being a BMW mechanic is like owning a money printing factory.
@kp-yo5sc4 жыл бұрын
I think it is mostly arrogance. Deep inside he loughs at these American boys who have big wallets but low skills. That's how Albanien typically think of Westerners
@JustasSireika4 жыл бұрын
@@stephencooper5040, he’s from Southeast Europe - Albania (or Kosovo).
@pppaybackkk4 жыл бұрын
Hoovie is an impressive KZbinr, getting up at the crack of noon to bring us quality stupidity!
@fernandoroberts35914 жыл бұрын
5 pm here in the uk ahshahaha
@desertaliend_b98404 жыл бұрын
Hilarious comment! 😂
@BryanW1634 жыл бұрын
Give the guy a break, he had to choose from like 15 cars to drive to the ninjas shop.
@89five3five Жыл бұрын
Green coolant in a BMW?!? 😡😡😡
@Netlogic.4 жыл бұрын
I love Ninja's entire demeanor, he has such positive energy, he should be a teacher.
@artanndoni70484 жыл бұрын
He is the best thanks God he is Albanian too🇦🇱
@jimmydean80074 жыл бұрын
Nobody can take that kind of pay cut.
@anthonylehner36434 жыл бұрын
Professionals in any field will always tell you "if the owner wants to help, it will cost at least twice as much!"
@blardymunggas68844 жыл бұрын
I feel exactly the same too. He has the aura of a person with substance and knowledge. Reminds me of a real master shifu
@Yeoldelole4 жыл бұрын
He really is an angel
@robertlee93954 жыл бұрын
Ninja: Same owner as the blue car. Tyler: Well he's a glutton for punishment. Car Wizard: Laughs in Tyler's Bentley Dollars.
@OB9284 жыл бұрын
Everyone should be so lucky to have a “Car Ninja”. There’s got to be a special place in Car Heaven reserved for Johnny.
@79thump84 жыл бұрын
The car ninja and hoovie's wife both have something in common. Both are babysitting today.
@CurtisL8.30664 жыл бұрын
I’d imagine they have an Au Pair, looks like the type. My wife is foreign too, she bringing in her mom for like a year when our baby is born.
@fernandoroberts35914 жыл бұрын
PAHAHHA
@BamaPewPew4 жыл бұрын
And both screw him on the regular 😂
@dr.lyleevans69154 жыл бұрын
@@CurtisL8.3066 Good luck with that. Well, depends on the country. Viet family is probably fine
@CurtisL8.30664 жыл бұрын
@@dr.lyleevans6915 my wife is from Africa, her mom is a doll. They cook some weird shit, hope I’m not forced to eat it out of politeness 😂
@hossein38674 жыл бұрын
I wish Ninja was in my neck of the woods, he seems so damn good, honest and efficient.
@maxcactus74 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth?! Between Johnny and The Car Wizard, Hoovie is rolling in clover!
@artanndoni70484 жыл бұрын
And he is Albania 🇦🇱 too
@zoperxplex4 жыл бұрын
Are you a millionaire?
@pedrovega16904 жыл бұрын
What I would give to have the car ninja in central Florida! Wizard too!
@AJGreen-cn8kk4 жыл бұрын
Ten billable hours in four real hours. Ninja's lawyer customer says "I don't even make that kind of money" Ninja says "neither did I when I was a lawyer".
@moshelevi93884 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
@roadrunner53194 жыл бұрын
@@moshelevi9388 Ninja could do this job upside down at night hanging from a hot air balloon. Hoovie literally got in the way so much (not that I would do any better) he started to take over so his net profit for the week would not go red. His rejoinders to Hoovie's rather lame jabs were classic "I know what I'm doing-you being the customer I will not say."
@tl10244 жыл бұрын
@@roadrunner5319 yep, sticking your nose in there to "help" always drives up the bill. I'll refuse & walk away if the customer insists on "helping".
@soulman42924 жыл бұрын
Johnny seems like such a cool, chill dude. Always a smile, always a joke. I guess you have to be that way to work on those damned BMW’s
@williamwinn12154 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the sign in many garages: Labor $100/hr, $150/hr if you watch, $200/hr if you help.
@erniemenard77274 жыл бұрын
When I was a young man, up at a garage in North Carolina, outside Jacksonville, the sign was $15, $25, and something like $40.
@_J.P._3 жыл бұрын
it is funny but it actually makes sense too :) 100 for normal work conditions, 150 because watching means you got somebody around that is holding you up every now and then and 200 because that person is going to set you back in work hours where you alone would have done something in 2 hours top and with "help" you've done it in at least twice that time :)
@josephgriffin10653 жыл бұрын
I stop turning wrenches when people start showing up! I tell them to go find a cup of coffee, usually they get the message
@chrisosiecki80504 жыл бұрын
The “Ninja” is awesome. Knowing what you are doing is rare enough, sharing the knowledge even more so. You are a lucky dude Hoovie.
@artanndoni70484 жыл бұрын
Ninja is an honest dedicated man and Albanian 🇦🇱too
@mauryknudsen53974 жыл бұрын
There's a guy like that at an independent Volvo shop I go to. He's the master tech and I swear he knows everything about every year and model Volvo. He's a really humble guy and he goes on our Volvo group forums and answers a lot of questions and gives advice. He's a great guy.
@drewcrews39674 жыл бұрын
Where would Hoovie be if it were not for the Ninja and the Wizard. Not many mechanics are that patient with people in their shops, let alone two in the same small city.
@jimmysgarage90684 жыл бұрын
Wizard & Ninja 2024
@terryorcutt87394 жыл бұрын
Tyler gave a big shout out to the Wizard the last video involving him. He said he basically would not have been able to have a successful KZbin channel without an awesome, honest mechanic like him.
@trailrunnah88864 жыл бұрын
I'm just amazed that there are two technicians so amazingly capable of working on these exotic cars in the middle of KANSAS. Who would have thought???
@hectorheck13534 жыл бұрын
@@trailrunnah8886 Anybody really. There's good people all over the place. It's usually only the bad people we hear about.
@dingo1374 жыл бұрын
They might be if they had a customer who put as much money their way as Hoovie.
@RestoreIt4 жыл бұрын
This is why I love E30's, They're actually fun to work on!
@TheDasbull4 жыл бұрын
So true! Last of the owner maintainable Bimmers👍
@LegitAjit4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDasbull true but I have a e46 and that's pretty easy to do work on. Then again I have a couple of mechanic friends who I can ask for help when needed.
@StephensCustomModels4 жыл бұрын
As somebody who's never worked on or owned a BMW, how are E36s and 46s in comparison?
@garrettlowell76374 жыл бұрын
Same with the E28s.
@Tomatoe1824 жыл бұрын
E36s are fun too! Plenty of room in the engine bay and generally simple enough throughout...
@racerboy22124 жыл бұрын
Besides Johnny being an exceptional BMW Guru, he is one of the nicest and most positive people out there!!
@skateraptor124 жыл бұрын
“You’re like a gazillionaire right?” “Ahh, more than that”
@joealex654 жыл бұрын
Tyler working on his own car?!?!? Well, this is 2020 after all! 😂😂
@fernandoroberts35914 жыл бұрын
BRUH
@adcolt544 жыл бұрын
maybe that youtube money is drying up.
@fernandoroberts35914 жыл бұрын
@@adcolt54 F
@ferrumignis4 жыл бұрын
@@adcolt54 Paying people to maintain/restore the numerous mistakes he's bought must be soaking up a lot of money.
@richardbutton11794 жыл бұрын
And he keeps getting worse at it...........his own words
@arealgoodman4 жыл бұрын
Ninja is charging less since hoovie is doing some work, I would charge more.
@caydencorning4 жыл бұрын
He's charging less becuase he knows hoovies gonna mess something up that ninja will have to fix.
@haljohnson69474 жыл бұрын
ninja just got 1 million subscribers to see that he's efficient honest and ready to fix their crappy bmws
@indianbeluga83604 жыл бұрын
@@caydencorning big brain move 😂🤣
@mistersomaru4 жыл бұрын
it's a far simpler car than any newer BMW. Tyler isn't a moron, he does know how to do basic things on cars with a larger margin for error.
@roadrunner53194 жыл бұрын
@@mistersomaru Really not sure about Tyler is not a moron. We love him, but with a wrench in his hand things go pear shaped fast.
@MrGothicruler6664 жыл бұрын
Love the fact the Johnny put a scratch cover on this beat up hooptie with a billion scratches on it already. He's a true professional.
@douglasb.12034 жыл бұрын
Compared to the other BMW's Tyler has brought to Johnny, this one defies the label of hoopty. Love the 3 series of the 80's-90's.
@ALittleBitOfGay4 жыл бұрын
@@douglasb.1203 oh no, it’s a hooptie. It’s the best hooptie you can buy and I’d kill to own one (/s obviously), but this specific one is a hooptie. I still want it though :)
@andyhercer4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he sent Tyler to clean the parts also shows how much he respects his trade.
@mikeschmidt48004 жыл бұрын
More like he doesn't want to have to repair something he messes up on a shitbox.
@zedwpd4 жыл бұрын
Ninja: "I'll just do the fan because its tricky, the rest is easy and all you." Tyler: Needs help rest of the day.
@CrazyUncleChris4 жыл бұрын
This video is a PERFECT example of why you should pay a quality mechanic rather than saving a few bucks having your buddy "give it a shot." You're brevet paying for the hours it takes, you're paying for the years of expertise.
@uncleheide4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see this BMW get a buff & wax- that paint should clean up very nice.
@chrisSVT4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. I would do it if I were closer.
@scottblackwell57894 жыл бұрын
Then it will sell on Cars & Bids for double its value!!
@BeerdyBruceLeeCentral4 жыл бұрын
13:21. Jonny is a proud Albanian.
@DonisGP4 жыл бұрын
Yooo what!? I'm albanian as well and never knew Johnny was lol.
@nesttea22394 жыл бұрын
@@DonisGP ye he looks hispanic
@bkeen70134 жыл бұрын
Damn, I thought he was French!
@DonisGP4 жыл бұрын
@@nesttea2239 I think he looks euro but never knew he was from my country lol
@siemenstraffic4 жыл бұрын
I always thought Jonny was German
@Viktor1.94 жыл бұрын
The Ninja is Albanian!!! No wonder he knows about BMWs and Mercedes.. 🇦🇱
@keon57794 жыл бұрын
Albania: where stolen luxury cars live in peace.
@drumboarder14 жыл бұрын
But none of these are white?!
@Watch4erik4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was Mexican
@Matt_The_Hugenot4 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember the Top Gear Albanian episode?
@Tomazack4 жыл бұрын
@@Matt_The_Hugenot Yes, was about to mention this. We'll just leave it at that, no point in stereotyping Albanians.
@rustyshackleford29344 жыл бұрын
well after seeing the back of his phone it confirms he's albanian. i kept wondering but couldn't put my finger on his accent.
@bobmcl24064 жыл бұрын
Hoovie: "You'd hire me, yes?" Ninja: "Sure, at minimum wage, less tool rental allowance".
@aarondyer95924 жыл бұрын
As a 535i owner I’m feeling called out, and I’ve never been so sad about something I entirely agree with.
@davidgalinat42574 жыл бұрын
Hoovie's experiences finally broke my love for BMWs.
@vegeta123794 жыл бұрын
There's no way a valve cover gasket on an N54 costs a thousand bucks, that has to be a lie right???
@simonk11614 жыл бұрын
@@vegeta12379 valve cover doesn't cost that much as a part,but there is a lot of working hours to change valve cover
@aarondyer95924 жыл бұрын
@axe incredibly, that’s the bottom end of the range; and, on top of that, it’s one of several large things that commonly go wrong at about 10 years/ 100k miles.
@mrvantastic31064 жыл бұрын
A valve cover gasket replacement on my 2011 BMW 335is (N54 engine for the is) parts and labor just under $800
@billdunlop86834 жыл бұрын
" I have the knowledge but when I go to do it I become incompetent, What does that make me ?" It makes you Management. :)
@mrchikago44204 жыл бұрын
Hahahah 😂
@leoveroude44924 жыл бұрын
Well said 😂
@cavalierliberty68384 жыл бұрын
"Well he's a glutton for punishment" Wow, hoovie. Pot and kettle much?
@gamby16a4 жыл бұрын
Difference is, Hoovie profits from his suffering. The non-youtube star dude doesn't make any money off of his own misfortune.
@TheNinjaMonkey433 жыл бұрын
My dad and i recently did the valve cover on my 2007 328i, and the N52 engine is much easier to work on than the N54 shown in that 535 in this video. However it was still very stressful and a lot of extra stuff before you can even access the valve cover. Especially with the valvetronic motor that goes into the valve cover that is extremely precise in its tolerances.
@karlkonigshofer26293 жыл бұрын
I did change the timing belt on my 320 convertible three times. And I recommend for your first time: Remove all the front parts (Grill, radiator, bumper) to see everything you are doing. The shown "from the top method" is for people, who allready changed the belt once... And thake pictures and film everything when disassembling... ;)
@100PercentJake4 жыл бұрын
I'm so looking forward to seeing this car get detailed on Velocity Garage. That single stage is going to come up absolutely beautifully.
@michaeltutty15404 жыл бұрын
Agreed, 100PercentJake. European paint back then was fantastic. With decent maintenance, it is incredible. My Volvo is 31 years old, and the Ice Blue metallic still shines up like new.
@michaela16554 жыл бұрын
I like the way you guys make work look like fun. Working on cars is a critical skill. So nice that the Ninja is so pleasant to be around and so accommodating.
@deplorableb.r.42114 жыл бұрын
Wizard is like...thank God the Ninja is babysitting Hoovie today.
@coyote57354 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Wizard is putting oil in somebody's radiator.
@Kalepsis4 жыл бұрын
Damn, Ninja. That's the first time I've ever heard someone say "motherf*cker" on Hoovie's channel.
@1337penguinman4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's the most common word used in a shop when the cameras are off.
@sranje30003 жыл бұрын
civsa none 😂😂 ninja is chill af
@scubbarookie4 жыл бұрын
The Ninja is an awesome alli to have as these BWW's are now considered almost exotic cars! I hope to see more of these car restoration and improvements! Great channel and great friendship! Take care and thank you two for this coverage!
@FullOfMalarky4 жыл бұрын
The flags hanging in the shoppe: “My favourite car brand: Rolex”
@JohnSmith-in1tt4 жыл бұрын
Rolex cars are garbage compared to the cars Van Halen makes lmao
@i6oub-494 жыл бұрын
Vincero makes the best cars
@1worldgaming184 жыл бұрын
i like iron maiden cars :)
@HughesEnterprises4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-in1tt My Timex has a 100,000 mile warranty
@DavidAragon134 жыл бұрын
My car Brands are Seiko and Casio.
@tadana4 жыл бұрын
Loving your Ferrari shirt with one less r and the mustang logo
@NoName-cn3cp4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was seeing things lol
@patlynch34644 жыл бұрын
13:21 Albanian flag. I was having a hard time pinpointing his accent. At times he sounded a little Italian, and sometimes a little Russian. Albania makes sense.
@dimkoutsoukos4 жыл бұрын
I was 80% sure that he is Albanian. Albanians REALLY LIKE BMWs.
@garyx5x4 жыл бұрын
He lived in Italy at one point also.
@E34Benzin4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't sound Russian at all. Albanians pronounce the r like the English speakers do, which is an odd way to do it, so his accent is not very strong.
@EOSSpeedster4 жыл бұрын
@@dimkoutsoukos I think something like 80% of the cars in Albania are Mercs... sourced from Germany.
@vojvoda-draza4 жыл бұрын
@@EOSSpeedster and at least 15 years old
@bloodcarver9134 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to film him changing the suspension parts too. This is so much better than any Lambo, Ferrari or Aston Martin video out there (Tavarish take note!) :D
@keeganwebber3 жыл бұрын
The m20 accessory belt tensioning system is an underappreciated gem, its a pity that so many of the little rack and pinions end up stripped out by owners that don't undestand how they work
@newsgetsold4 жыл бұрын
Tavarish: "wrench every day." 🔧 Hoovie: "I wrench when it's cold, miserable and I'm bored, and have an experienced mechanic to hold my hand on the simplest car."
@longjohn774 жыл бұрын
Tavarish: have Jared wrench everyday
@dalehadley32834 жыл бұрын
He did help Wizard with his Volvo and he actually did put some good effort in,so you gotta give him that
@JonBlondell4 жыл бұрын
Jonny is such a nice, pleasant fellow, and obviously the Master Mechanic in Kansas!
@artanndoni70484 жыл бұрын
The best Albanian 🇦🇱Mechanich
@jamescraig44794 жыл бұрын
@EFEZZE6280 Too soon? Hahaha!!!
@mikeb31724 жыл бұрын
Before selling out to electric, at least acknowledge Keonigsegg's freevalve cylinder head. It's timing belt free.
@lashlarue79244 жыл бұрын
Timing belts and chains needn’t necessarily be that big of a deal though.
@Dimondminer113 жыл бұрын
@@lashlarue7924 And timing chains are really just better tbh
@next08453 жыл бұрын
I work on rail vehicles in the uk. No belts or chains, just gears, never need looking at. It just works!
@keyaurikendrick755 Жыл бұрын
Man I can watch you two do this alllll day! As a new e30 owner, a mechanic relationship like this is heartwarming! Cant wait to get my baby on the road!
@robertmontgomery71584 жыл бұрын
Hoovie you are adorable in your naïveté. You have never experienced how expensive and complex EVs are to repair.
@LordSandwichII3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in principle they are simple, but they have all sorts of safety systems and whatnot.
@100PercentJake4 жыл бұрын
BMW ownership is a lesson applied Stockholm syndrome. Spend a year worth of weekends and $10k to end up with a car worth $7k on a good day? Sounds great to me.
@Tomazack4 жыл бұрын
My E39 525D M-Sport Individual was a nightmare and hardly anything worked in the last stretch of its life before it burned, but man I would love the torture of owning one again.
@longjohn774 жыл бұрын
@@Tomazack there's nothing like them when everything works as it should.
@cgmoog4 жыл бұрын
@Tone. I'd take a modern Alfa over the latest crop of BMWs.
@longjohn774 жыл бұрын
@Tone. Woah, let's not get crazy here😀
@paulsz61944 жыл бұрын
I think this is an appropriate definition of “Wealth Transfer ”that people say is going on today..
@ilirian4life4 жыл бұрын
I knew car ninja was Albanian from the time he used a coat hanger to fix a transmission had a proud shqipe moment 😂
@175dell2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else catch the e28 on the lift in the background? haha I miss my old BMW e28. This video definitely brings back some memories. When I did my first timing belt I remember the tensioner spring and metal pin was missing. 😳 The PO pryed the tensioner until it was in about the right place and tightened it down. Who knows how many miles it was driven like that. Good times.
@czgunner3 жыл бұрын
I drove a 1989 325e for 4 years in Germany. It was a rusted out pile, but got me around from 02-06.
@benprishtina1534 жыл бұрын
I knew that the car ninja is ethnic Albanian. E kam ditë që "the car ninja" është Shqipëtarë. Flamuri Shqipëtar në telefonin e tij e konfirmon. Bravo car ninja. In english: The Albanian flag on his phone confirms it.
@joe60964 жыл бұрын
Me when I was 10: Dad I want to be a doctor when I grow up - they make LOTS of money! Dad: Son, you'll do much better working on BMWs
@plumbbob4 жыл бұрын
I understand BMWs die more often than people.
@aaronlopez35854 жыл бұрын
Ninja; A trained ape could work on the older BMW" ☑️ Tyler ; perfect skill level I guess I can do this
@longjohn774 жыл бұрын
Trained ape: hold my feces
@spider72884 жыл бұрын
@@longjohn77 😂
@11SCIONRELEASESERIE4 жыл бұрын
Amazed on how clean they keep that shop all the time
@ek1414_4 жыл бұрын
I have such respect for mechanics like Jonny. He's worth every penny!
@Robi23004 жыл бұрын
I always had a feeling he was Albanian and that Home Screen proved it😂
@bonideda59394 жыл бұрын
hhahaahahha po ropt edhe un ashtu menova
@webchamp9304 жыл бұрын
Ha I was wondering what county that accent was from :). Make sure not to look at his girlfriend you might end up rolled up in a carpet in one of those car trunks 😂😂
@arnidh13994 жыл бұрын
Ate kam menu qe n fillim 😉
@lrblueslowbro53024 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was that funny head 😂
@chun2s4 жыл бұрын
THAT COLD START ON THAT ENGINE SOUNDED BEAUTIFUL.
@Scouter984 жыл бұрын
When they are healthy (like this one) boy do these old 6 cyl BMWs sing at WOT, absolutely delightful.
@jdamore444 жыл бұрын
Also why I work on my own Bmw's. Can't afford the labor!
@cayman98734 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@jdamore444 жыл бұрын
First thing you do when you buy a bmw if you plan on working on it is.....get a laptop and OBDII cable so you can download the BMW software tools. Its better than a carly. it has saved me thousands on my M3 and e46 touring.
@andysoper12294 жыл бұрын
@@jdamore44 good luck with your obd11 cable on a e30
@jdamore444 жыл бұрын
@@andysoper1229 Yup, fortunately you can work on e30's without breaking the bank.
@andysoper12294 жыл бұрын
@@jdamore44 you cant if you have a habit like mine iv got 3 and no wife now.i like my choices in life!😃
@DoctorBeer20444 жыл бұрын
Personally, I find the older M20 and M30 engines to be fun. They have tighter tolerances which makes older higher mileage engines run rougher, but I've never had a lot of trouble with them. Anything before 1995 is fun to work on.
@HenrySomeone4 жыл бұрын
I have a mechanic friend who specializes in Nissans and while they are certainly not the most reliable brand out there (especially for a Japanese one), he says his biggest regret is not having gone for BMWs like one of his buddies who is now making literal millions...
@Expatriate19774 жыл бұрын
Tyler is one of the most giving people I have ever known. Gave the car wizard a yacht and the car ninja a few private islands with frickin volcanoooes and sharks with frickin lazer beams.
@j0nsku3354 жыл бұрын
BMW's are like girlfriends. You have to maintain then regularly... Yeah its not going to be cheap but if you don't do it, it is going to leave you stranded at some point
@12yearssober4 жыл бұрын
Also like a girlfriend they are cheaper to rent than own
@fernandoroberts35914 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@paulcarmi81304 жыл бұрын
@@12yearssober oh, Jeffery, you _would_ know
@S.carr.c4 жыл бұрын
Jeffery Epstein you mother was too
@12yearssober4 жыл бұрын
@@S.carr.c Simp spotted
@gabykatut4 жыл бұрын
- Tyler ** I come back early in the morning** - Ninja shows the clock ****14:23****
@artanndoni70484 жыл бұрын
With an Albanian 🇦🇱flag on the background
@nickles754 жыл бұрын
@@artanndoni7048 so that's why he is so good with BMWs...
@erjon09784 жыл бұрын
And he is Albanian. Now everything makes sense. Only a Albanian can love old neglected German cars 😂😂
@mma87254 жыл бұрын
I was wondering where ninja is from. Just before googeling "where is the car ninja originally from" he pulls out the phone with the double headed hawk. Proud shqipe i guess.
@indycustommade35684 жыл бұрын
The Ninja is a very good teacher. He has the patience and demeanor that only the best teachers have. I wish I could find a mechanic like him in my area. You are a lucky dude having him.
@AtlasCroc4 жыл бұрын
Wife had a 2016 X1 "M" model that would have cost around $10K in parts and labor for 3 years of problems if it weren't for the warranty. As soon as that was up - it went. This along with more than $500 to replace a battery (you can't do it yourself without the right battery "calibration" tool) was all it took for me to never look at another one. One and done.
@AHamzollari4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Jonny! Making Albanians look good. What’s the name of his shop ?
@jeremytiburcio94224 жыл бұрын
Anyone else want to see this car get professionally detailed in a future video?
@p51mustang223 жыл бұрын
Yes! The paint needs some love.
@mergimazemi27474 жыл бұрын
The ninja is Albanian that’s cool! I always wondered where he was from
@mercow12424 жыл бұрын
Tr AL TR AL
@bvona90064 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to see this car all cleaned up and detailed! My dad had a `86 325ix. A very capable car in the snow.
@ac0rpbg3 жыл бұрын
Finally a true BMW on the channel, not a plastic crap. Just a tip for M20/M30 valve adjusments most of the time it is more reliable to shim it at the valve so when you adjust it it doesn't move the adjusment while tightening it. I'm sure Ninja has done it enough times to be able to do it from the first time everytime, but for us normal people it is very annoying to adjust the valve then assemble everything to have to adjust them again only because one of the valves moved while tightening.
@18upbaddog4 жыл бұрын
I want this car so bad. just love them, miss my old bmw 325 was so much fun back in the day
@sammartinez42444 жыл бұрын
2002 and early 3 series. I have had several 6 series. Own 2002 540i, sport model.
@rwdplz14 жыл бұрын
"Hi Ninja, it's Mrs. Hoovie. Can you babysit Tyler for me? Thanks"
@selaudinagolli46384 жыл бұрын
13:20 ninja is albanian, less goo I love him more now🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
@truebluemiata4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you're giving Johnny some face time. He's a great teacher.
@tylermcginnis92774 жыл бұрын
The only thing this episode is missing is Ninja yelling at Hoovie for not holding the flashlight correctly, and then the tears that follow.
@palillo20064 жыл бұрын
Ninja just wanted his lift back. 😂
@jeffdeboer16794 жыл бұрын
When you're a KZbinr, 2:30 in the afternoon is "bright and early".
@DIYAudioGuy4 жыл бұрын
That's because we sit up until 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning editing videos.
@gamby16a4 жыл бұрын
My nocturnal, self-employed self agrees with that, as I type this at 2:58AM 😀
@ebmotorsport20064 жыл бұрын
What! I knew the ninja was an OG but didn’t know he’s my kind 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
@artanndoni70484 жыл бұрын
The best kind of the world forever 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
@topg67684 жыл бұрын
rrespekte Shqipe 🇦🇱❤️🇦🇱❤️
@billrichardson53863 жыл бұрын
I've done all the work on my e60 with n62 engine. It has not been to bad and this is the first car I've really ever worked on myself. I'm over 300k miles now. I would hate to think of what it would have cost me if I was paying someone, but doing it myself hasnt been to much.
@nospare59914 жыл бұрын
I've done this same job on my E30...Thank you for the entertainment, so much easier to work on than a newer car.
@Faceplant-hl5yn4 жыл бұрын
me: unbolting my engine : yes! I can! putting it back together : NO!
@darkinertia24 жыл бұрын
"it seems like i just get in the way" *slow head turn and subtle nod*
@androglenner4 жыл бұрын
The dealership charges $2000 not the technician/mechanic. He will probably only see $200-260 of that.
@MichaelJames-lz7ni4 жыл бұрын
....and NOW you see why the German luxury brands don’t build reliable cars anymore. There’s no profit in it....
@HagakureJunkie4 жыл бұрын
If it's anything close to an audi mechanic, my buddy pockets $35 per hour, no matter how fast he goes. Dealerships bill at $175 per hour and pocket the difference.
@beigemanalishi16454 жыл бұрын
86/89 M20 engines were prone to the cylinder head bolts snapping off - not very common but BMW changed to Torx stretch bolts in late '89 for a reason and it is worth fitting them. You can replace the existing hex bolts one by one with Torx in a diagonal pattern, takes about an hour or so all in. I had two cars that did it, a 1987 E28 520i (no damage) and a 1989 325i when the camshaft lobe punched the bolt head through the centre coolant gallery. That made a mess.
@viffer944 жыл бұрын
I replaced the timing belt and water pump on my straight six Lexus by myself as well. Of course I didn’t have access to a repair shop, lift, specialized tools or a professional mechanic to do most of the work for me. Crawling around underneath my car in the driveway in the December wind and rain was fun. But it all came together in the end and was a good learning experience.
@upsidedown41554 жыл бұрын
Unfamiliar toobox = every toolbox for tyler lol
@asatopoja4 жыл бұрын
Shqiponja valon! 💪🇦🇱
@artanndoni70484 жыл бұрын
Forever Shqipe 🇦🇱
@ouch10114 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's my experience previously working as a tech at a German car specialist, but I don't find BMWs to be difficult. Complicated and time consuming, yes, and highly expensive to maintain and repair as a result, but since BMW uses only a few different drivetrains in all their vehicles, it doesn't take that long to figure them out. They're also pretty consistent in their common failures, and BMW doesn't seem to do anything to update or improve the parts that constantly fail, so so you end up with a decade or more of BMW using the same parts that all fail the same way, hence the reason that Ninja can be so quick at things like valve seals on the V8s. They've failed in exactly the same way for nearly 20 years
@nbrowser4 жыл бұрын
Know what Tyler....gotta give you some props here, you were willing to give doing some work on the car yourself, nice to see man!
@pw510577w4 жыл бұрын
As an ex BMW Dealership Parts Interpreter, this is so familiar to me. The same basket of goods America versus Australia, the price difference is vast. The dealer labour rate was $125/hour 7 years ago. Dealerships have standards they have to meet, so the labour rates are a lot higher to cover the outlay. Your local mechanic doesn't have a gigantic building to maintain, but then again they don't have all the specialist diagnostic machinery, and factory special tools either. It's your choice where you take your BMW, you do not have to take it to the Dealer, although warranty work has conditions. Genuine parts fitted elsewhere still have a warranty, but the parts must be on the vehicle, and inspected by the Dealer to consider being claimed under warranty. The warranty is also half the length of time as compared to dealer fitted. The good thing about BMW parts is that the part numbers are stamped on most parts, which makes identifying replacements simple and quick. Which is good because BMW part numbers are 11 numbers. There's also a Motorsport emblem on the left of the boot lid, looks like a wannabe addition.
@ethanlenning4 жыл бұрын
The only mechanic richer than BMW mechanics is the Car Wizard after meeting Hoovie 😘
@FishFind30004 жыл бұрын
not after ruining his amg sls transmission. 30k down the drain
@ethanlenning4 жыл бұрын
@@FishFind3000 just to be clear, there was no lasting damage done to the transmission, and tyler did admit that he was acting overly dramatic. Ik it was probably a joke but for anyone reading who doesnt know, there are no hard feelings between hoovie and the wizard 👍
@elidonkojnozi90484 жыл бұрын
Damn Ninja is Albanian ,,ninja if you are reading this we proud of you
@robs49884 жыл бұрын
Why? Does that somehow make you special?
@TheNis240sx4 жыл бұрын
When you recognize the N54 in the 5 series and remember doing all the work he talked about
@OGPedXing4 жыл бұрын
Yep for sure! Took like 6 hours the first time!
@khalid7494 жыл бұрын
The Ninja is a good man. Instead of billing you over hours he's teaching you how relatively easy it is. Teaching you to fish, mate. Better than doing the job and billing you into oblivion like other mechanics. I'd be honored to learn from a person like that. I'm telling you right now, because you did the work on this BMW yourself, when you inevitably sell it you will miss it more than any car you've ever had.
@jimhenry71734 жыл бұрын
My son's work for huge tech firms in Seattle. They owned BMW's for years. M-3's, M-4s, M-5's. They all had to dump them. The cost of repairs was prodigious. Every time a service light went on it cost thousands. One designer son earns $200,000.00 plus a year and after he spent $40,000.00 in repairs on his M-3 ,after he spent $40,000.00 on the purchase price. He now drives a restored 1999 Honda Prelude,and a 1982 Delorean. He is perfectly happy finally.