Here's Why Dessert is Gay | Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

[@daksa369]

when patrice said men can be philosophical about dumb shit this is what he meant

[@crab7405]

He's so needed in this time.

[@jideo4701]

😂😂😂 EXACTLY

[@zohab6536]

This entire podcast

[@howardwayne8288]

This comment deserves my WINNER OF THE COMMENT SECTION AWARD!!!!👏🏆👏

[@selamneway5939]

R.I.P. to the man the legend. Patrice was a low-key genius

[@chrismichaels9425]

The funniest part is that this is a 17 minute segment

[@vlada]

I'm 5mins in, I need a breather and a drink..

[@ibrahimjahangir4209]

@@vlada a drink with salt rims?😉

[@MrUkielover]

“So we getting dessert for the table?” 😂

[@dm3402]

"Men get Philosophical about dumb shit.." "... Is dessert gay?"

[@daybreakrebornedits]

"Fellas, is dessert gay?" Well that depends on whose cake you're having.

[@mohamadosman7451]

IO TG 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wesleyvangom4725]

That joke had layers

[@dawgblanky4818]

Good joke tho

[@tom51202]

Kinda remind y'all of a Seinfeld conversation? lol

[@squeet6831]

Fuck how did I not think of that lol

[@thechoomofdoom6979]

Reminds me of the Bill Burr skit about when he was ordering food and the guy asked if he wanted a cookie and felt like the guy was just calling him a pussy

[@gcinamabaso5698]

Sounds funny asf as am thinking about

[@davidjd123]

lol this was what I thought of, and Bill is masculine enough to hit on a black woman,

[@RapFa-Hater420]

@@davidjd123 of course he is married to one

[@ericlambert957]

You the GOAT bro

[@ShaolinIsland]

HE GOT A BANANA SPLIT!!!! WHAT A F**!!!

[@ltdericjones]

“We’re not just being homophobic , you gotta have facts” 😂 This is what I love about comedy, the fact you can have a completely comedically homophobic conversation and everyone in the room understands that they’re not truly being homophobic and it’s just a funny conversation and not meant to put anyone down.

[@placate9051]

Them times when you look back at what was said like god damn I hope this shit don't leak in 10 years

[@vlada]

Beautifully said.👍 That's called context ... And it makes all the difference in the world. Except to the woke & perpetually miserable.

[@checksoverstripes2498]

We need more of this comedy. Fuck “woke” people.

[@johnindigo5477]

That's gay

[@harshthacker8267]

This is the kinda content I pay my internet bills for.

[@PJ-po7fu]

Facts😂

[@warning316]

damn right

[@johnindigo5477]

That's gay

[@omarsoliman4977]

the podcast hit different with alex around

[@xxrngxx5]

facts

[@jrbionic404]

He's the best 😂

[@kidpoloish]

So you want me to pay for you and you’re gonna tell what I can’t order......

[@ottopotatum5775]

I dont think women ever dont let men order dessert. They like gay guys.

[@kidpoloish]

Samia Subhan im petty ill order hella food and let you watch me eat it 🤣

[@shatonda1]

Lmao you can order it...but she gone be judging 😩🤣

[@slabbygabby]

Yes

[@smallben7744]

For real, women have gotten too comfortable living on recruit difficulty

[@lexisdinosaur4489]

“It’s not gay at all...but it’s kinda gay though” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t.😂😂😂😂lmao

[@aaronhansen5604]

Scrambled eggs, strait Sunny side up, gay

[@Ashish-xm9ol]

poached, gay boiled, straight

[@thelilninjakillerxD]

@Justin Hunter I'm on the other side tbh. If you bite a into boiled egg it kinda gives that like "ah i dont give a shit about anything"-type of vibe. But if you eat it with a spoon, you look kinda fancy and that's just gay

[@brandoncox5257]

Eating eggs 🥚 🥚 is gay.

[@maxdonches3828]

Their ability to riff on the dumbest shit for like 10 minutes at a time is the purest form of comedy

[@aj5268]

"Portion control is gay"? Lmao

[@BigEats99]

This is like a conversation from a 90''s school yard. In today's woke culture it's amazing

[@johnindigo5477]

That's gay

[@naivenitara]

This is HILARIOUS! 😂 Lemme tell you, as a black woman, I don't care if a man orders appetizers or dessert. Means he likes to eat like me. As long as we're sharing, we're good. And I hold all my men down, black, brown, red, a white. I'm down with the swirl as long as he doesn't drink tea with his pinky out lmao

[@kushnir6349]

😂

[@michaellagrand-jean3840]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@deadfr0g]

Baby it’s not me, though!! It’s the tiny little handle on this dainty-ass mug!

[@deadfr0g]

See?! There’s only room on here for like three of my fingers, TOPS. Now lemme just take a really itty-bitty sip of this... 5:31

[@Togomei]

Damn i have my pinky when i have tea without thinking like it's common practice

[@AngelQuiroz]

This podcast is a time machine back to 5th grade. Talkin shit with the hommies 😂😂

[@bigbjones]

This how we used to talk in high school. To freeze dudes stupid 😂

[@peachlife5118]

Who tf got their whatsapp web open ???

[@maleiklewis28]

I THOUGHT THAT I WAS HEARING THINGS

[@Zogixaas09]

that tripped me out I thought people didnt forget about me entirely for a sec ....

[@Saud3z]

thank you , i was think I'm going crazy

[@bobi1902]

This is the modern day philosophy i subbed for

[@ericramos4756]

Schulz flipped his argument when Alex brought up the little spoon hahah

[@frankieruesga1331]

Why is the black guy the whitest sounding one here

[@crystalquynguyen6956]

Frankie Ruesga 😂😂😂

[@thomascorbin4904]

MANG YA BIDNESS I think he’s talking about the guy off screen

[@JorgeTorres-tx3rq]

The guy of screen has to be Hispanic. He just sounds like a chubby Hispanic guy with a fade and fitted cap.

[@Santiago-nx1rm]

others trying haaaard

[@DouglasDundee]

because the black man is the most copied person on the planet

[@skylanh4319]

"Everything from Canada is gay" haha

[@vlada]

Just politicians and entertainers. Hockey players love their garter belts & getting molested by coaches, doesnt make them gay.

[@josesoriano409]

When he said "portion control is gay" that shit had me dead 😂😂

[@davidjd123]

I think I finally found out what white privilege is, its the ablity to enjoy lava cake after a steak and not feel gay after.

[@propre6033]

You r SO on to something there.

[@lslewis]

This whole convo was absurd. And I love it XD.

[@AD-wg8ik]

As a gay man I only order dessert so I understand

[@justinroth1613]

Speaking as a gay guy....This segment was funny AF

[@StevieRayVance]

Glad I'm gay so I can eat whatever tf I want 😏

[@fazdrop24]

that's gay af

[@StevieRayVance]

@@fazdrop24 share a banana split with me?

[@user-zq1lb3lx4m]

@@StevieRayVance thats mad gay bro

[@DaPoopIsInDaPudding]

Not pussy 😜😜😜

[@4nnunaki]

Bahahahahahahahaha

[@gio7388]

What did I just listen to? 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@michaellennon3176]

Eating apple pie isn’t gay. Sitting up on a seat with your legs crossed desperately trying to convince people you’re straight is.

[@chuckiebrownbfly]

Bro I died at that. TRUTH

[@DarthDani]

This is like my 90s highschool conversations

[@cosmicvision352]

I love these guys. The chemistry between these two. 👌

[@martingitau5228]

Dessert : maybe Sitting position : definitely

[@wrozay]

Probably the greatest Flagrant 2 clip of all time

[@jairosoto3445]

Drinking, listening to these foos after moving from LA to a small town. Feels like I'm with the homies again lmao

[@nikolaimiller3951]

This the best portion put on youtube of these guys...

[@pwned1174]

No one: Me and the boys having late night convos

[@user-lh5kd4tb1g]

"You gotta knife through all three, you can't separate them into three different saucers that are on the plate and eat them individually. That shit is WILD GAY" - Andrew Schulz

[@tanvikumar17]

These conversations give me a new perspective on people and life 😂.

[@elroyjetson4202]

I remember Diddy made Da Band walk to Juniors for cheesecake

[@colie2020]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PJ-po7fu]

😂😂😂😂

[@stayinawesum]

i did it, but at what cost

[@crunchie09]

I was scrolling looking for a "As a gay man..." comment

[@slattsticks4459]

Lmfao bro this is the funniest thing I've seen in a minute

[@hairiseverything]

"BLACK PU-" "BLACK TWITTER" LMAO 0:06

[@holdlifeinhighregard1939]

If you find yourself stressed eat desserts. (desserts/stressed) same word..

[@tacohombre3648]

Bruhhh 😮

[@LB-on8bs]

bars

[@royalesingletary4393]

Genius

[@karthikarunkumar3954]

Saw the title and time length. Knew exactly what I was in for. I was not disappointed.

[@javierduque7809]

The whole "pineapple being gay" holds up differently when we now know spongebob is gay.

[@lamiaparker-simms2259]

he gotta order dessert so I can eat both 😜

[@lessforloans]

Lamia Parker-simms you’re my kind of girl

[@CamelEnjoyer]

You don't need more dessert Lamia

[@lamiaparker-simms2259]

@@CamelEnjoyer I need all the dessert, but I'll settle for 2

[@ShizzShowerShave]

Put that fork anywhere near my plate you gonna be missing a hand

[@thelastsmurf2229]

You need a salad not dessert

[@zacdolby9858]

Bra you boys are hilarious. Your gonna get huge for sure When ur at the next level. Pleeeeeeeease don’t change

[@alexandrenicolaslonz3007]

"What you gonna do with that desert?" 😂

[@KasChuckNorris]

This was the funniest thing I ever watched I swear

[@tom51202]

"in all seriousness... Is melon gay?" And everyone super thoughtful and serious bout it lmao

[@srijanagrawal255]

Pancake bit had me dying

[@ultrainstinctbowser994]

Stephen A. Smith: As a black man I love cheesecake !

[@Jsb4028]

1:29 sums up the whole debate 😂

[@kudakwashemwashayenyi4752]

This is the most NEW YORK video out there😂😂😂😂🙌

[@alexprovence2733]

They just f up my desserts for life😂😂😂😂

[@bboystance514]

Wow straight roasting Canada! Shout out from Montreal, Quebec!

[@jerseybrrr6030]

Bro be beatin the shit out that seat

[@lh8956]

*Dessert and Special K are indeed feminine. As a man, I'll only get dessert if the woman brings it up first. Appetizers are NOT feminine though. I have no problem ordering appetizers.*

[@eastsidepb8139]

Stfu

[@zfrank1662]

You must be in the closet to equate food to sexual preference

[@HarunSharma2612]

Akaash slapped the shit out of that couch. 😂

[@ismail6052]

14:45 "okay okay in all seriousness.....................is Melon gay???" 😂😂😂best conversation on the internet 😂👍💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣

[@GabeTheGreat]

This is the broest conversation ever 😂😂😂

[@aojha74]

2:56 that small spoon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣alexxx nailed it, by there logic every food item have something gay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 .

[@reallyrell8892]

I was involved in that tweet and was so confused but I realized it was twitter no matter how serious or troll'ish she was being.

[@gabrielgesteira]

That notification sound baited me twice bro 😂🤦‍♂️

[@byronvisiado09]

I almost forgot what men talking about stupid shit sounded like 🤣🤣 I love these guys.

[@eurasian55]

This is SO GREAT. I just subscribed to brilliant idiots. My belly hurts. LOL

[@BenjaminGessel]

Yanno, this is actually one of the funniest topics I have seen on KZbin... 😁😁😁😁👍👍👍

[@TimelesslyModern]

15:18 - "We're not just being homophobic here." DEAD 😂

[@jonahnau7788]

The pancakes killed me 😂😂 some comedians bro

[@---GOD---]

1:26 lol all yall checked your phones

[@loreaigaprime9096]

Saw the title and immediately said "WHY IS CHOCOLATE CAKE GAY? WHY?"

[@rushikeshghodke8462]

Whenever I'm sad i listen to this pod and all the sudden I'm good.

[@ramonpeters9608]

I'm fucking dying at this whole conversation

[@AutumnOnFire]

15:51 Okay that got me.

[@daniellord9066]

This had me weak, well played

[@JRAdams-tp7eo]

Ain’t no way I’m going to Cheesecake Factory and not getting a cheesecake 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@bizy05]

9:58 not going to lie, I do that when I drink Margarita 😂😂😂

[@joeruck]

these dudes got me crying Lmaoooo

[@sjames1012]

So I brought this up with my wife and I asked her what she would consider to be the most masculine desert and....let's just say that straight dudes with a sweet tooth need not fret, I think she found the loophole! What is the manliest, most masculine desert? A whole cake. It takes a real man to order an entire damn cake and no self respecting gay man would order an entire cake...at least not in public. So there it is gents, want to be straight and still eat desert at the same time, just Ron Swanson it and ask for an entire cake (or pie, or pan of brownies, or whatever).

[@oliveryoung2000]

Men having tea talk in their skinny jeans and cozy socks discussing how gay deserts are 😂😂

[@AJD1P]

The only thing gay is if 2 men like each other sexuality, nowadays you get called gay for doin anything

[@Damnitjim7]

Classless bitches don't understand class, bitch prolly aint been to a resturant where the cooks are not required to where gloves.🤣🤣🤣

[@ExplorationRandomDestination]

Just like i called my friends gay as a kid lol its funny

[@fsmfsm9941]

yo you sound mad gay fam

[@GreySkullification]

@@fsmfsm9941 three fire emojis, then three 100's and three Crying Laughing emojis with uneven spacing

[@GreySkullification]

@@Parpeing 😂

[@Ithruun]

Seeing Akaash beat the fuck out of his seat when shit is too funny is way too funny to watch 😂

[@Saternoc]

This is really what growing up in the 90s was like

[@booyahinc]

“How do you see eating food as gay?” “I’m gay, so everything I do equals gay, and I eat dessert. Obviously.”

[@comicallyinsane7761]

6:06 "we don't even need 2 spoons" 😂

[@crunchie09]

This reminds me on the SpongeBob moment. Wanna know what number is funnier than 24?! Classic.

[@yomumma7803]

what number?

[@thetitsarefree]

The way these guys talk about appetizers and desserts you can tell they’ve never been to a really good restaurant. There are only Red Lobster, Olive Garden, and Wing Spot references

[@filipnestorovic5949]

Just curious, what would you consider good restaurants?

[@stimihendrix3404]

Filip Nestorovic bj’s, red robin, texas roadhouse, logans, the spaghetti factory, elephant bar grill, cheesecake factory, Portabello’s, ginos, petra’s greek, opa opa, broken record

[@erikching1111]

this episode slaps yo!.. yall wild! lol love da food talk

[@tobir693]

Yo, Waffles is the most masculine out of the breakfast foods you eat with syrup.

[@zekysantangelop]

"Special K is not even gay" nice marketing move right there xD

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

"Wild Gay"🤣🤣🤣

[@sasisekhar5394]

This is the first time I’m seeing a full johnie walker bottle

[@RealAnthonyJones]

Hilarious. Special K cereal is just supersized Rice Krispies. Sprinkle some swiss miss on it and it gets real 🍭

[@insidecrescent]

Whoa... that sounds fire

[@noahshulruff327]

Schulz - get some slippers to sponsor you so we don't look at your toes for half the show

[@GreySkullification]

"Mind your own fucking business" - Quentin Tarantino

[@jeriahtule9948]

The best part of this whole thing is Andrew talked about how much he loved shrimp cocktail. He could just eat shrimp cocktail. He looks so heartbroken.

[@zoe-re4yf]

I like ranting akaash 🤣🤣..this nigga be mad funny when he's mad

[@javieraceves2252]

“Is portion control gay?” Lmaooo

[@---GOD---]

Lmfao I miss these classic episodes mannnn