Hermit Baths & Other Weirdness! | Hermitcraft 10 | Ep.32

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lol you smell bad, cya idiot

[@GeminiTayMC]

thanks for having me on your weird podcast

[@aaaaaaaaaaghaaaaa]

it was a very NORMAL podcast

[@1MysticalGamer]

it was very weird

[@Greta376]

Love you❤

[@JeffingtonThe3rd-e1t]

Hi Gem!!!

[@Wildflwers]

@@GeminiTayMC weird? It was the most normal and not unhinged podcast I’ve ever seen!

[@allqnzy]

so proud of joel for holding meri’s hand with his paw for so long!

[@reginaastra511]

Lmao 😂

[@coffeepixel7650]

Wonderful

[@Sharkfin1407]

LMAO LOOOOLLLLL

[@defnot_str8]

YOOOO love the dt pfp

[@yourlocaldemonboi]

fursuit reveal when

[@ShamIsClueless]

how nice of meri to let some small youtuber on her channel !

[@leonys8qi-nw4mt]

@@ShamIsClueless lol

[@chikwe101]

😂😂

[@ArthurDeLaRue-q9g]

Ha

[@StoryGameArtist]

Hahahahahaah awww that got me so good 🤣 Joel's Ego can only last so long

[@snake9797]

lol

[@ShamIsClueless]

Joel: using a building he already has for a farm : 👎 building a new one : 👍

[@bcmoore671]

its hermitcraft, what was he supposed to do?

[@rajah8688]

THE HERMIT BATH PODCAST LMAOOO i cant wait for the animations 😭😭😭😭😭

[@mischake]

Gem's reaction 😂

[@rajah8688]

@@mischake that was the funniest part LOL

[@mischake]

@@rajah8688 Definately

[@Wildflwers]

THE AD BREAK IM CRYING

[@AddieTheHuman]

The out of context vids are gonna be wild

[@lironariely9156]

we need Imp & Skizz invited to the hermitcraft bath podcast ASAP!!

[@RespectUndead44]

Omg a collab!

[@AddieTheHuman]

YES

[@bone_bellows1507]

PLEASE

[@Monthiraaa_]

4:31 NOT JOEL WITH THE MEAOW BRAINROT 😭😭

[@CosmicECLIPSEanimations12]

Fr😂

[@rajah8688]

LMAO

[@l3mons742]

THE WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM😭😭

[@user-xv1cs9mm9d]

It was stuck in my head for two days straight ToT

[@Jeremiah-rk6ke]

Meow meow meo meooow

[@mxblue_sky]

i am crying over the podcast segment. please do more i need it

[@chaoticace2186]

Aww! Merri looked so happy when she was holding both Joel’s paw and Lizzie’s hand! Like all the best dogs she’s happiest when all her people are involved! Love her! ❤❤❤ And Joel’s great too I guess

[@lazaregaudaire4946]

The sad montage was one of the best things I’ve ever seen. His base is soo cool. Also someone tell Joel that the trophy diamond thing that X does is for total diamonds for all his shops.

[@theBumblingBudgie]

I know! As soon as the music started playing I got deja vu then remembered Grian did a sad montage just like this with the rain in season 7 I think

[@alliyanasgalaxies]

Its not specified if the trophy is for one shop or an individual. The person can choose

[@oogyboof]

Ad break was GNARLY 9:45

[@Cam-hm2eo]

lowkey would listen to it as an actual song ngl

[@riceyig]

@@Cam-hm2eoimagine someone asks you what you’re listening to and then you say “Joel’s Got An Xp Shop At Spawn” 😭😭

[@skorp5677]

AAAAA EEEEE YEEEE WOOOOO

[@skorp5677]

I guess it is actually text but I couldn't make it out xD

[@DeltaDot]

In love with the idea that Joel goes up to him dog and says ‘hello mate’ rather than ‘puss, puss, puss, who’s a good dog, who’s a good doggie!’ Like a normal person

[@FishBuildz]

"normal" in quotes, naturally

[@cabbage2241]

I find most guys from yorkshire call their dog "mate", I certainly did.

[@CoolAnagram]

I baby talk my dogs so much that I accidentally talk to my friends in the same tone

[@chloeeeezy]

12:05 "Stop it, Gem!" *Punch* - classic sibling interaction

[@ShamIsClueless]

4:28 we love our chronically online totally not short or egotistical king 🔥🔥

[@ItsMagmaMooshroom]

Glad to see Joel is feeling better. His eyes are back to normal 😂👀

[@Lunarblissartwork23]

It was so cute when Merri held both Joel and Lizzie’s hand. Also Joel your silliness brings even more laughter to the hermitcraft world keep it up I also love your build style.

[@RAMDER_plus]

0:20 i tought you were gonna say "so heres my wife instead"

[@saltysea4895]

I absolutely need more editions of the hermitbaths

[@hazzard_destroyer]

Not joel asking if they would love him still if he was a worm! 😂😂😂😂 I can’t I laughed so hard and when Gem said she would step on him lol

[@ShamIsClueless]

joel needs to drop the hc10 album on spotify asap

[@Gaby_Torbett]

Joel: I don’t want to exploit my dog Also Joel: Okay Merri hold my paw and I’ll get more subscribers

[@jeffperson3765]

As a straight white male this podcast really speaks to me, thank you Joel “Smallishbeans” Beans.

[@sambuma]

It reminds me of White People Renovating Houses.

[@Monthiraaa_]

Joel u sure u don’t have paws? 0:50

[@Dong-E_Lin]

Is Joel a furry???

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

ANOTHER FURRY ARC.

[@SwagBuro]

It was a accident 😭🙏

[@Monthiraaa_]

@@SwagBuro I know 😭

[@Rae_Raebies]

The Intros are so creative and original 😭🙏 MERI AWWW

[@some1unnamed]

fun fact: it is spelled meri /lh

[@Rae_Raebies]

@@some1unnamed the fact i watched joel for 2yesrs and didn’t know that 😭

[@Flora__Rose]

in the middle of a hurricane, but nothing can stop me from watching smallishbeans!!

[@HadesRPB]

bro please evacuate

[@flyingmonkey662]

Oh gosh I hope you're OK 👍

[@Flora__Rose]

@@flyingmonkey662 Im chillin

[@potatoe9453]

What hurricane

[@Flora__Rose]

@@potatoe9453 Milton

[@partysqu1d]

I was unreasonably hyped for Meri hitting the Double-Paw Hold. Absolutely legendary pupper. Brilliant performance

[@CloudyVirgo-15]

The Hermit Bath podcast was cracking me up! 8:17 Please continue this lol

[@Monthiraaa_]

1:08 OMG CUTNESS OVERLOAD 😍😍

[@emmaledbetter5344]

I love how Joel went screamo for his bottle of enchanting shop ad 😂😂😂 10:03

[@dean1673]

Oh my god the hermit baths segment had me cackling! THE AD BREAK TOO

[@EKDTV1]

I showed my little cousin a hermitcraft video last week they turned to me and asked if Joel was crazy.

[@CosmicECLIPSEanimations12]

😂he is… but that is what makes him great 😂❤

[@jolietashar1176]

If I had a nickels for everytime Joel joins a podcast it will be thrice which is weird that it happened 3 times! Also i love how Gem is disappointed and then Cub is just loving it 😂

[@sayaka_0789]

Joel you should invite Impulse and skizz to the hermit bath podcast!!!!

[@Shesstitchin]

🎉🎉🎉

[@ShamIsClueless]

joels the type of guy to go for the raw chicken and fail

[@leonys8qi-nw4mt]

NOT THE REF NOOO

[@sjoaekbkbe]

parkour civilisation that you

[@Acorn-s1e]

I think I been too obsessed with hermitcraft/life series, because I get this reference 😂

[@filipsichrovsky]

​@@Acorn-s1ethis isnt a reference to either of those

[@kalikot4520]

HELL no he would jump for the beef

[@Bryonia.]

Joel first they eyes in Jimmy's video- now this thumbnail😭

[@Fabianeke]

I wonder when we get the redstone collab of "redstone with Bdubs" and "Joel does redstone"

[@tacocat1921]

Merri holding both Joel and Lizzie's paws was the cutest thing I've seen today.

[@LDaemontus]

The cinematic SADNESS reminds me of Chongqing, the Hitman 3 map.

[@emilyedieelizabeth]

Watching this instead of writing an essay on the U.K. democracy crisis

[@mush_r00m__66]

good luck with yours essay tho!

[@magicfox750]

I wish you luck with your essay. Structure and flow. That's all I have to say, I hate essays. o7

[@meganmart-kirven1604]

So valid

[@cisnot6938]

13:21 "lets take this cow out the way, because its making meow noises"

[@Spacebar33]

Joel you need to get cleo to build you a meri armour stand shes so cute

[@EKDTV1]

I think this is my favourite episode yet I just giggled the whole time 🫡

[@0_chi_hiro]

joel is such a perfect addition to hermitcraft, the base gets more insane every day

[@BlessingYamba]

I'm loving all of the fight clubs alot and interactions with other hermits recently

[@psycatnip]

The podcast and use of music discs, so good! 👌

[@stormaggeden]

The podcast was so funny 😂 i hope we can get another. Imagine if it was Bdubs and Etho

[@ShamIsClueless]

4:13 - Bdubs' recurring nightmare

[@Ally-kd4vz]

Holding your dog's paw for 5 seconds, automatically means you are apparently married with joint custody of the squeaky toys!

[@AngelicGuardian]

If Joel truly said a curse word, we'd be seeing Grian haunting him, lurking somewhere... Those dead soulless eyes peeking out from some dark alley way, watching, staring, waiting to exact divine punishment. It wouldn't be a good time. Just don't do it.

[@dogbone2006]

Cub effectively creating laser tag makes me way too happy

[@shaehooray1629]

I love the bathhouse bit so much! I was dying laughing lmao. When the xp shop song came on

[@Madchef8u]

Honestly one of my favorite videos from you so far. So much varied content in a relatively short amount of time. Doggo is also always a plus ❤️

[@pixapel]

Joel casually holding gem and cub hostage for his podcast

[@leokitch2359]

i love the effort that joel puts in his videos he’s the youtuber we need but don’t deserve. plus i would love you as a worm

[@elizabethavictorianor]

Who doesn't love a worm with mania lol

[@cookietwistplayz290]

0:35 he is talking to us like we’re his thoughts at 3am

[@Elirum]

That was such a good fight arena, Cub!!! Fight club has been one of my favorite running gags in Hermitcraft this season. ALSO, the hermitcraft podcast with hermits in baths, that jingle is forever stuck in my head lmao.

[@andrinakelly8702]

the xp shop ad in the podcast had me crying from laughter what is wrong with you hahaha

[@JGMGamer07]

Man, Meri is so adorable, protect her at all costs!!!

[@thepersoniam000]

so let me quickly demonstrate to you 😁 shut up cat 😡 how this thing works 😄😎 4:42

[@TotallyAShark]

Meri in the first minute. It’s a good video

[@NadiaKono]

OMG MERRY’S SO CUTEEEEE!!!!

[@magicfox750]

The cutest. If you haven't already seen it, either Lizzy or Joel did a video when they brought her home. Her name (spelt Meri) means sea. I don't remember what it's from, but Google says it's a Finnish surname. It's very pretty. I love her. We don't deserve dogs.

[@fleurlooij-hd4rt]

I rlly love Joels Hermitcraft episodes there so fun to watch! Joel keep doing what your doing! You are such an insparation and also can we talk about how we are on episode 32 i feel like Hermitcraft season 10 started 1 month ago!

[@scorpain]

we need imp and skizz on hermit baths immediately

[@Sinbad_Deity]

I had a black concrete sandwich this morning, 7.6/10, would recommend, wash it down with a lava bucket tho Recipe: White bread Butter (unsalted) Lettuce (shredded) White cheddar cheese slice Black concrete (1:1 ratio of water to concrete powder)

[@elizabethavictorianor]

Would you recommend iced lava or black lava with the sandwich?

[@Sinbad_Deity]

@@elizabethavictorianor Definitely iced

[@Howtohub804]

Joel should take comments from people and add them to his podcast. ALSO please make the podcast a regular thing. Im sure im not the only one :)

[@Iobviouslyamthunder]

Meri Supremacy🤑 this channel should be meribeans now tbh

[@asum-]

The next life series, I need Joel, Gem and Grian together... please-

[@AdamPaso]

omg yes, dude they can be like the 3 Slay siblings lol

[@SMESquad]

or like joel, gem and pearl too

[@nozser]

12:08 You should fill the glass behind with water and add Horses. Call it your Sea Horse 🌊🐎 exhibit. 😂

[@thelivingzombie8403]

No that's the hunting exhibit

[@laurenhamilton1434]

the best hermit craft hermit baths podcast hosted by another straight white male in pink swim trunks. if the podcast has no fans i’m dead

[@Emmaaadilemma]

10:41 ofc lizzies husband, we would love you if you were a worm

[@MochiSnail]

"I'm sure we'll do an interior in the future" Press X to doubt

[@MochiSnail]

don't get me wrong, I love joels videos and his builds are insanely beautiful but...

[@heyhey4623]

13:19. Joel……………. That’s definitely a cow

[@KatR264]

2:06 Fella, you’re from Sheffield, how can you not be used to rain! 😂

[@fuzzylittlespider]

Joel is the king of intros! 👑

[@captain_noodles]

joel the type of guy to go for the beef and fail.

[@captain_noodles]

contrary to mary who'd become parkour champion

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

I may be a cat person, but I still find dogs adorable.

[@0rangejyus374]

I need more episodes of Hermit baths on Hermitcraft

[@shufiyanmandhu2839]

00:46 god even Mary is obsessed with joel

[@otomeomusubi]

*Meri

[@addamek09]

Your dog is so adorable while holding your paws that I almost felt sorry I couldn't subscribe a second time... and then I saw that I'm not subscribing you at all. I now believe that when you referred to us as "idiots" it was truly about me.

[@tytoalba605]

Meri's dogo face when lizzy joined in and took a paw Is precious.

[@TGo-n-Roscoe]

Having you on hermit craft this season has been so incredible. My only regret is not knowing who you were before empires season 1.

[@Fubar8000]

I Feel like a Bazar or market in between two buildings, kinda in the slums, would fit in perfect

[@CoyoteLovelyLV]

I love that Cub made a really cool lazer tag arena! Your fight club is really making cool stuff!

[@AddieTheHuman]

I laughed so hard at the podcast I was crying omg 😭

[@fairylights9642]

I genuinely love your channel so much, watching these videos and old series/life series makes me feel like there's good things in the world

[@thelostplanet.]

the shots of the buildings in the rain looks sick, really brings it to life

[@tragictoast2956]

There was a random moment a few seasons ago where I think it was Grian, tango, Etho, Bdubs, and scar got together and were just shooting the breeze talking as if it was a podcast but normal conversation for like an hour. It was so freaking funny. I think if you segmented the bathtub podcast into its own video and had that kind of format I think it’d be really funny and people would watch the whole thing.

[@biertje3734]

That bath podcast was really entertaining, here's hoping that every Hermit will be blessed.

[@ThatOneLazyGhost]

Joel giving the fans what we want with that thumbnail edit: and etho

[@craz2580]

Ok but can we talk about the excellent cinematic sad raining montage, good job at making something so sad being so good to look at (especially due to your presence ngl)

[@e_z__r_a]

Me personally, as a long time fan of H-B (noob ear-users, that stands for Hermit Baths™) I like to treat myself to a long bath in the local public cyberpunk oriental bathouse while listening to the life-changing, philosophical and informative topics being discussed on the show. I tend to spend such a long time gathering my thoughts after being enlightened that I end up looking like a crumpled up tea bag, which I'm absolutely fine with, because it only means I've become more appealing to Joel.

[@GLDFILMS]

Your welcome “Hermits Got Craft” (Parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”) Oh my gosh, Hermit, look at that base, It’s so big… It looks like one of Grian’s builds, But, you know, who understands that anyway? They only build it ‘cause it looks massive, ok? I mean, the base… it’s just so BIG… I can’t believe it’s just so detailed… it’s like out there… I mean, wow! Look! It’s just so… Blocky! I like big builds and I cannot lie, All you Hermits can’t deny, When a base walks in with that custom tree in place, And a redstone door in your face, You get sprung, wanna hop in that base, ‘Cause you noticed that base got space! Cub’s planning all those traps, And Etho’s scheming with those maps, Oh, Docm’s showing off his brains, With his redstone doing insane things! Oh, Hermits, I wanna get with ya, And take pictures of your structure! Bdubs tried to warn me, But the style Cleo’s building got me so hungry! Ooh, look at that massive dome, You say you wanna be in the throne? Well, dig in, dig in, ’cause I love the craft, And I can’t stop mining stone! I’ve seen ‘em building, The work they’re wielding, It’s stunning, cunning, These Hermits keep it running! I’m tired of small-time bases, Sayin’ flat builds are the aces, Take the average Hermit and ask him that, The base gotta pack some stacks! So, Hermits (yeah!), Hermits (yeah!) Got your pickaxes ready? (Hell yeah!) Then mine it, dig it, craft that world, Hermits got craft!

[@Wildflwers]

Petition for Joel to dye a strip of his hair green when he hits 4 million :D

[@BlueStormRider]

A Smallishbeans upload on my birthday!??? I have truly been blessed-

[@7f4]

Happy birthday !! Have a good one 🫶

[@BlueStormRider]

@@7f4 aww thank you!

[@freyaastralis]

joel reminds me of a lego minifigure

[@Gravelll]

Not only does the inner leg not match the rest of the swim trunks, but the skin tones of the body and head are completely different. You can really see an overall lack of effort in every factor of the swimwear skin and, in my opinion, the poor quality of it elevates the whole visual gag-Joel being the only one properly dressed for the occasion-to another level.

[@ratthrat2568]

Sometimes I wonder, what made this man this way?

[@randomuser1093]

I can’t wait for his reaction when he sees what doc used his head and honey honey song for…

[@jonathanneal4494]

I loved the fight club section. That was really fun to watch

[@pesegolsson]

I think it would actually look great if your base would creep up on Mumbo's base so he's base became a sort of suburb to your city! And your city became a backdrop to his base... Btw, your chest looks like the mad robot that wants to stab everyone in Futurama... 😂