Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 10 Week 11

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This episode covers videos released between Saturday April 13 and Friday April 19, 2024.
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[@andrewnice794]

Cub needs to make a Keralis "This is a Robbery" horn if he hasn't already

[@TyroRNG]

Honestly would be a good horn The hermitcraft recap intro

[@DanBacksIide]

“This week, onn hermicraft.”

[@liammccoy385]

We need a horn that’s “This week, on Hermitcraft… ME”

[@Nebagram]

And thanks to the Empires season 9 crossover, is a canonical in-universe line!

[@WackoMcGoose]

It's already a music disc, at least in the Season 9 assets (which they _might_ have imported as-is, considering Scar's S10E1 had him accidentally pull up a Gregg while trying to remake his spyglass).

[@MinuteHawk]

I read Hermitcrap cos I read hermitcraft and recap at the same time 😭

[@chaunskiez]

The Hermit Permit concept really changed the game this season. I love how they're getting creative with some overlooked items in the game to make it marketable. The hermits are amazing

[@truckerdave8465]

‘Houston freeway simulator’ YES. My daily trauma mentioned by Pix! I feel validated

[@Pixlriffs]

Credit where it's due, Zloy was the one who had watched enough urbanist videos to know whose traffic infrastructure would make the best punchline 😂

[@skyblockreborn1379]

@Zloy ONE OF US

[@mr.boomguy]

​@Pixlriffs Do "Not Just Bikes" happen to be one of them?

[@The_Flexiloquent_Frog]

@@mr.boomguy feels like ”Adam Something” might’ve also had some influence

[@emcustard]

Every time I've had to drive through Houston, I’ve specifically timed it to be as far away from traffic as possible. My sympanthies to y'all who deal with it frequently.

[@The_real_pyhtagoras]

2:24 Ah yes, the famous Cleo voice line "im eating a curly wurly right now but its nice to see xisuma"

[@Chigger]

That line pops into my head every now and then, but I didn't expect it to make an official return.

[@Tyxaar]

8:27 “Sure hope Xisuma remembers whose base he left the vex noises at.” *_Cuts to him talking to Cub and Scar._* I see what you did there, you cheeky bastard.

[@mx_lenore_nz]

"Shadow over Gemsmouth" - *chefs kiss*

[@ripp_]

I am so glad all the hermits have started working out how to cheese the throphy system. At some points the hermits are going to have to learn Goodharts laws (and the simular concepts of the cobra effect and others) at somepoints

[@mcMineoc]

Goodhart's law is an adage often stated as, "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure". According to Wikipedia.

[@Owlbear26]

@@mcMineocthank you for saving me the google (/gen)!

[@Aespecter_374]

"Houston Freeway Simulator" I can attest to that, that is indeed accurate.

[@ra1nynightz]

At this point we need a segment called “Was it Grian (Or scar) Proof?)

[@kenanjones3481]

the answer is no, it was not.

[@bsidethebox]

​@@kenanjones3481 Exactly. Just get THAT on a horn and the segment voiceovers itself... 😂

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

They had to keep doing the raid because Grian kept killing everything when Gem was trying to bury one. lol

[@marcelinecorbin1257]

“Shadow over Gemsmouth” really got me! Your writing and delivery are always really good!!

[@frimi8593]

I love that Cleo literally just invented money laundering 😂

[@caileyjen]

These recaps are a lifesaver for my unhealthy procrastination

[@bl_ss]

Aw man, the part where mumbo gives keralis his gold bars, then he starts to leave and comes back wouldve been perfect for another 'this is a robbery' bit

[@abbiebuit]

Week one of thanking Lyarrah for the subtitles

[@steyn1775]

Thank you hermitcraft recap for almost always posting on Sunday at the time when I start baking pancakes So now it's become a tradition to watch hermitcraft recap on Sundays ❤

[@mr.boomguy]

Perfect. Is it for dinner or desert 😊?

[@steyn1775]

@@mr.boomguy uh...I actually save it into the refrigerator with some aluminium over it and eat 2/3 pancakes every morning before going to work And these are European pancakes And they are NOT desserts!

[@Evie0h]

Honestly I used to do that too! When I had a more concrete Sunday schedule going on I’d wake up, see the recap was up, and start making my pancakes while listening 😂 but clearly that schedule fell apart as I’m watching 3 weeks behind

[@GrandSenseiDarreth]

5:24: You wanted a story Pix, so here it comes: In the strange land of Hermitopia, court was now in session. The King of Hermitopia, Mumbo, acted as judge, jury and executioner and opened the court with his booming voice. “Hello and welcome to another Hermitcraft episode with me, Hermitcraft.” Many bizarre customs existed in Hermitopia and referring to court sessions as “episodes ” was probably one of the strangest. The defendant, Iskall, a fantastical and wonderful creature from another land, almost resembling a dog, was not impressed by Hermitopia’s unusual customs and was almost appalled by there almost neolithic attitudes. He had been tapping his fingers against the desk since entering the courtroom and staring dejectedly at the ceiling. Members of the audience found this strange but upon being asked “What ARE you doing?” he spoke, sounding bored with the Hermits, “I must go, my people need me.” The King, sounded pleased with this idea. After all, he had been planning on exiling the defendant anyway. “You actually may have a good idea here,” he announced. The defendant though, was not happy with this decision. He had ventured across lands to come to Hermitopia, as they were known to have great riches and he refused to leave without something to return to his land. "Gotta get money. Gotta get money." he muttered quickly, "Can't let anyone else get money." Mumbo was appalled by the defendant's greed and declared, "I declare from this high throne, that these will be taken away immediately!" That settled the court and the defendant was lead out of the room by a pair of guards, Xisuma and Rendog, where, they of course, had to perform a routine inspection of the defendant's person. "I know this is awkward," started Rendog, who was new to the job, "but I would like to see your butt please." Murmurs from the courtroom floated down the stairs of the people of Hernitopia, clearly pleased with King Mumbo's decision. "Spoken like a true King." was a vastly recurring line. Iskall, chuckled at the sound of pandemonium upstairs. How could any civilisation live like this? he thought and then aloud, "Okay, that is 100% madness.". Xisuma smiled at that and turned around to face Iskall, when he noticed Rendog, who was searching thtough Iskall's clothes and pocketing all of his valuables. "This is illegal!" he shouted, though when he made a move on Rendog, the other guard pulled a sword on him and declared, "Right, let's start stripping babies." Xisuma, quickly handed him his wallet and jewellery and the moment the sword was from his neck, repeated, "This is illegal!". Rendog pulled a mask over his face, shouted something unintelligible in a deep voice and leapt through the window, making away with his loot.

[@CharmChampion]

👏👏👏👏🏆

[@Syntaxsta]

I read the whole thing. Phenominal. You win.

[@braedonbourque8327]

Grain really is one with the sea because he’s salty

[@EriTheFish]

The references in the intro are always epic

[@ThatGuyCalledMyth9001]

this is always a good series to watch when you wanna know WHAT IS HAPPENING on hermitcraft

[@jayharyu927]

"And finally, there's Mumbo" Ohhhh, we're home.

[@MrDarkkiller98]

Congrats to ZombieCleo for discovering stock buy backs

[@punkinlady1039]

“Shadow over Gem-smouth” *sighs, applauds*

[@IsaacDaBoatSloth]

as a steamed hamms fan i must say you steamed a good reference

[@Blue10powers]

As a Texas that Houston joke was way too accurate to have come from the writing team of a Brit and German 😂😂

[@greekgamer6706]

Having just literally gotten back from Houston for a robotics competition the "Houston freeway" joke hits hard

[@PolluxaC]

The sound I just made at "nejoetiate"...

[@Sir_fallsalot]

We need a this week on hermitcraft horn😂

[@ghost.weaver]

lol I'm from Houston, don't live there anymore but you gave me flashbacks

[@kay_glo]

The "It's a made-up tale, it never happened" line is from an old show called Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. It was a series where they would show 4 or 5 weird tales based on true events, but one of them was completely made-up, and the viewer was supposed to guess which one. At the end of the show they told you which was fake. I really enjoyed that show and I was surprised to hear the soundbite

[@vanatrix1942]

"Shadow over Gemmsmouth" got me good 😂

[@davidpower-el5ch]

Jonathan frakes on rippleys believe it or not. It would show bizarre stories, some real some bull poo. And then tell you at the end.

[@zachlewis9751]

I very much appreciate the abundant and abounding alliteration

[@areylok]

4:12 Zloy's crypto scheme was immediately what I thought of when cub brought that up haha... (wow, it's already been 4 years?!)

[@hearts4harin]

The gasp I gusped when I saw this notification, hermitcraft recap always remind me that it's Sunday

[@pgonzalez1678]

have a like for "gusped"

[@timdijkman6772]

honestly cub's gonna break X's trophy system with these horns

[@Nebagram]

I never expected to see Steamed Hams in the recap of all places, but in hindsight, I really should have expected it.

[@jsketchpunk]

"HBOUSTON FREEWAY SIMULATOR" RECAP TEAM YOU DO NOT UNDSEERSTAND AS A HOUSTONIAN HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME AND HOW TYRUE THIS IS

[@yppx]

5:00 “at least falsestmmetry carved a large enough river” but it’s a beef segment

[@lilitpatchwork]

I've probably said it before but thank you so much for using they them for Cleo. I'm sure they would really appreciate it < 3

[@AJB9806]

That teeny tiny sound bite of Mumbo eating a curly wurly gave me whiplash

[@WackoMcGoose]

4:56 "Lan! The internet is on fire!" "No, MegaMan, it's just LavaStage..."

[@J.aime_le_pain181]

as long as they don t make a goat's horn that goes : "good morning! time to rise and grind!"...

[@yorimitofuyudai9314]

9:07 "to Nether have that problem again" wish there was something for that joke

[@samsabo2271]

Give your thumbnail designer a raise! Bravo!

[@tillythehun]

I found a British shop here in southern CA and bought myself some curly whirlys. They’re so great. US chocolate just tastes like wax and sugar, you all have better chocolate.

[@koolkid2342]

I really love these recaps! Only way for me to keep up with hermitcraft without havi g to watch alot.

[@thomasfplm]

12:18 Yes, 100%. That's the first step for solving most problems.

[@halfling.barbarian]

i rarely watch with captions, but when i do its great! i just have to say that lyara does a fantastic job!1

[@zeegoesmeep]

I grew up in Houston and I have rarely felt so seen LOL

[@coolguy5133]

Pixelriff does know that both the Nether woods are fire immune, right?

[@thegameplayer125]

the funny thing about grian's failure in competing against scar's ore mountain is that he actually could've easily won if he recruited doc since doc could easily get the same number of ores as scar but in a fraction of the time via his tunnel bore mining

[@Flutistno3]

Bdubs was killed by "Sunday Driver." XD

[@Nova-bj3np]

"Houston freeway simulator" Yess a fellow texan hurt by the monstrosity of Houston

[@krispyking2450]

9:12 glad someone points that out i really hope that goes noticed

[@YetAnotherJenn]

You lot are the best. Thanks so much for trying to keep up with all the shenanigans every week. ❤❤❤

[@v0rselon]

The thumbnails of this show are slowly reaching new heights.

[@sarahaufssri4529]

"Everyone wants everything to get more expensive." (xB) Inflation has hit the Hermitcraft Server

[@slapper360]

“Houston Freeway Simulator” Beautiful

[@crye6514]

I have started selecting voice lines form my hermit videos

[@yippie_19]

Another week another hermit raft recap Ty guys for making sure everyone can be caught up and working so hard!

[@Netbug009]

It's really cool that you guys acknowledge that Cleo uses She/They pronouns. :)

[@BrrrLocc]

Omg .. how is that not on a horn already..?

[@biggestmirandafan5739]

I watched with captions on simply to learn who all the horns came from 😂

[@markweaver8845]

As the quote-horn collections grow, we are getting close to ripe for "what does the fox say" parody. Possibly swapping Doc for fox.

[@derpydog1008]

Truly an underrated channel thanks for the recap yall.

[@ztarblack]

2:23 captions say "CLEO HORN" but I think it was Mumbo who said that line 🤔

[@CamronJK]

I believe the point was Cleo was the one playing the horn, still confusing, but yeah, lol.

[@hyxlo_]

new hermit recap means mumbo episode emanate

[@faith-by-faith]

I'm going to cry when Jonathan Frakes becomes unalive.

[@krifik_kentang]

It's not a scar ore tower it's a Burj Scarlifa

[@adamcairns1080]

Cleo when someone dies and loses everything,we'll that's a shame anyway

[@CosmicAggressor]

Come to think of it hermitcraft basicly lives by the motto "anything fun is worth doing at least twice"

[@Reddit.Cruise]

I miss Docm. Hope he gets well soon.

[@dimitri877]

This is turning into a "Davos for Dummies" type scam exposure.. Keep it up Hermits!

[@ladyheth7875]

I blame Etho for the ~$300 I spent on refurbing my childhood PS2 (and got a new GameCube) solely so I can play the old PS1 Frogger game (gamecube ended up being an impulse buy cause it was next to PS controllers I wanted).

[@RickyT15]

I actually cleaned out my ps1 original block one and then have 3 ps2s, 2 blocks and a thin to clean out, they still work but need to get some discs as mine are all scratched up bad.

[@kyay10]

Fyi emulators for PS1 are readily available

[@NASCARTruckSeries]

I still dont a single hermit has mention the giant timer in the middle of the server

[@babch0]

just as i opened spotify to play something, i got this notif lol i got a thing to do, thanks!

[@maritalturnip8344]

Wels is still making videos wow I didn't know that

[@alliyanasgalaxies]

He's actually been really active this season!

[@stolendiamond09]

I love how many hermits are trying to cheat the system for Xisuma’s awards despite said system being the *honor system*

[@captainomc3802]

Let's just talk about the inflation here. On my server, it's like 1 diamond for a stack of logs, or 2 diamonds for mending book.

[@bsidethebox]

The hermits don't do anything by halves... Megabuilds... Gigabases... Teraflation...?

[@aliciacharline]

Speaking as someone who is from Houston, this is accurate

[@Rubusthecrumpet]

Love the weekly content

[@gunsandchips]

urbanist jokes?! in my recap?? :o hell yeah!

[@craftmastr]

"This week, on Hermitcraft: "

[@uhohbruhmoment9294]

Houston mentioned?! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[@AshenFox05]

Wait he said falsesymmetry for vintage beef at 5:01?

[@odo324]

It's "Steamed Hams" but the voices are pulled from DocM77 and Vintage Beef.

[@jc_the_green]

Wait was 'gemsmith' a lovecraft reference???

[@Chriscsg89]

I am always here for Steamed Hams references.

[@akvmu_zzz]

aint no way the horns sell for half a stack of diamonds dayum

[@steamed_ham1767]

I really appreciate that specific Simpsons clip

[@diobrando6245]

That Steamed Hams bit lmaoo

[@Kitinelli]

Ethos Florage system.

[@Tink192]

1:55 As a Houstonian, how do you know about that?

[@Themuffinman1820]

Im surprised Scar hasnt gotten a Jelly yet

[@LookingForLoo]

"ne-joe-tiate if you will" I will not

[@alextilson9741]

Anyone know where doc's been?

[@maddmaxx5337]

You'll be in the next batch of horns I bet. 🤣

[@10percenter54]

I think I'd actually prefer the Ravagers over driving in Houston. 😁