Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 10 Week 5

This week, on Hermitcraft!
This episode covers videos released between Saturday March 2 and Friday March 8, 2024.
JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER! / discord
→ r/hermitcraft Discord: / discord
→ Website: www.hermitcraft.com
→ Twitter: / hermitcraft_
→ Reddit: / hermitcraft
→ Twitch Channel: / hermitcraft_
Music:
Bensound - "Clear Day" and "Energy" - www.bensound.com/
Roa - "Journey" - • Roa - Journey 【Official】
Dan Lebowitz - "Mysteries" - • Video
Vibe Mountain - "Operatic 3" - • Operatic 3
Nat Keefe & Hot Buttered Rum - "Cats Searching for the Truth" - • Cats Searching for the... ]
Kevin MacLeod - "Bushwick Tarantella" - • Kevin MacLeod: Bushwic...
Abstraction - "Respect the Wig" - • Respect the Wig

[@ferzmat2313]

As a local government worker I feel so called out by Grian's Permit office bit. I've never laughed that hard while watching HC. Thanks for another awesome recap!

[@GSBarlev]

As a federal regulator my brain is busy crafting the mandates and statues for which the Base-Blooben test is necessary for ensuring compliance.

[@The.one.and.only.LorDoritos]

Tell the truth, was there someone on hold while you wrote this comment?

[@WackoMcGoose]

As a former postal worker, I'm shocked at the tiny amount of _nonsensical acronyms_ the Permit Office currently has (there's Form MJYAAFK-06, and that's it...?), and I don't think the Hermit Post Office has _any!_

[@victzegopterix2victorindem895]

​@@WackoMcGoose, it's not nonsensical, it means "Mumbo Jumbo You Are AFK - 06", which reference a song that Grain made during season 6 while Mumbo was AFK in his base. The song came back many episodes later while Mumbo was AFK again and as Grian iconically stole Mumbo's moustache.

[@RoweClementine]

I tried getting my driving permit on Wednesday but couldn’t because I didn’t have my passport so it hit close to home for me

[@Ham_0o]

>Xisuma >Has problem >Changes the fabric of reality on server >Problem Solved

[@gleb.salmanov]

Yeah, well, changing the spacetime in its entirety until the problem has never existed in the first place is always a neat solution.

[@Tonescarp]

"fabric" nice haha

[@NickAndriadze]

Most average server host.

[@noahtaylor1721]

This recap passes the base blooben test

[@Bladers_Requiem]

Agreed

[@glssboys9766]

Understandable

[@_eleb5302]

Ah yes the blueberry test

[@Thatboioofy]

Straight facts

[@deancotton2127]

Yes

[@ErikErosa]

I honestly expected the permits to be just a gimmicky thing they'd do for organization of the shop district, NOT to create a whole macro-economic and financial war, with shady organizations, legislative bodies, arbitration, under the table deals, industrial espionage and monopolic practices to destroy the market of a product in order to sink the oposition. This season gets better by the minute.

[@wikiuser92]

The next thing you know, permits are going to be exchanged in a black market or start a war, somehow.

[@Laprisu]

we gotta stay true to how the real world works, too after all 😂

[@tariqwazir09]

Dont forget the counterfeit money 😂

[@Dragonild]

To be fair, what else did you expect from Hermitcraft?

[@Anticaat]

dude.. you made it sound even worse LOL i love it

[@EvilDeath66X]

I can 100% see Doc listing "1 shulker of log" and no one realizes until they've purchased a single log for like a diamond block or something. lol

[@desmondk-o7148]

"diamond block", I think you mean 9 stacks of sand, friend

[@digitaldritten]

iskall wasn't even trying to purchase the logs though, he wanted shulkers but the officially licensed hermit hadn't made a shop yet

[@bionic_pyro7220]

Between the Axis and the Suck Segment, BDubs really has a knack for cursed names.

[@challah_back_femme9857]

We all need to thank Cleo that see put a stop to that unfortunately name lol

[@daandevos122]

@@challah_back_femme9857 Sadly... Grian manifesting destiny also was a good one though.

[@1th_to_comment.]

​@@challah_back_femme9857unfortunately, she wasn't there Groan tried to manifest his destiny 😔

[@Scypek]

@@1th_to_comment.Forget Grain, this is the new best nickname.

[@TangleSlime2]

This is why he isn't the favorite child

[@thegameplayer125]

grian is the dmv, doc is the crazed german monopoly man, beef is the crazed canadian monopoly man via big salmon, ren is head of an hoa. what other madness will go on

[@GSBarlev]

I've been stoking the fires of some flamewars about which country has the most frustrating bureaucracy (I'm a Amercian, so I'm looking in from the outside). I would have thought that it would be Great Britain, but the Germans are _very insistent_ that their system is worse, still relying on mailed-in paper forms.

[@theonebman7581]

DMVs, monopoly owners, mafias This really is the 1920s all over again

[@ItsHimBro]

@@theonebman7581 all we need are some potion bootleggers then!

[@captaindonkeyballs]

@@GSBarlev I feel like I’m falling into a trap but America has a bureaucratic method to “legally” allow politicians to accept very obvious bribes. Other than that though the Germans are wrong we have so many layers of bureaucracy in the UK a good number of politicians don’t realise how many steps there are.

[@foxyfazbear1380]

Mumbo is Still AFK Scar is the Zookeeper with Larry Jr

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

Doc needs more thanks for giving the recap team a new go-to meme for the season. Anyway... what? Edit: Apparently we need to thank Joe Hills and the custom goat horn people, too.

[@rudrodeepchatterjee]

Doc and Keralis have made their contributions. *this is a robbery*- anyway, what?

[@lawrence414]

When BDubs isn't on Hermitcraft: "We could be called the AXIS!" When BDubs is on Hermitcraft: "BDubs' Suck Job!"

[@SAwfulEPM]

One month in and we've got a robust soundboard forming.

[@brickbot2.038]

Anyways, what?

[@Sophia-bk8og]

Hoh my god

[@schrodingerscard]

"I like it raw" -Iskall85

[@sharonkze]

This is a robbery

[@gloopyglouchyglummer]

OBLITERATE!

[@Amber-wq1sy]

Doc's ability to find loopholes never fails to amaze me.

[@wikiuser92]

Cleo is making a good use of one, too.

[@GSBarlev]

He (and Cleo) are easily the -pettiest- wisest hermits ♥

[@Amber-wq1sy]

@@GSBarlev We love our pet--- wise hermits!

[@thegameplayer125]

especially since this loophole was most definitely inspired by cleo's loophole played on him

[@GSBarlev]

@@Amber-wq1sy 💯-I didn't follow either last season, but they are now my two favorite POVs.

[@spooked_glitch]

Whoever is responsible for Puppet Hills falling out of the Bdubs Tree, you are a genius and I love it omg

[@Enen-Amanita]

Iiiiit’s Zloy! (I believe)

[@enkays_den]

It's Zloy, he posted it on his tumblr

[@PolluxaC]

Permit the Frog... This whole permit thing has been the content gift that keeps on giving lol

[@statelyelms]

That intro was hysterical. "And being an unofficial recap, we don't have a permit for this, but when we tried to find the permit office we got lost in the woods, and when we tried to mail in the application it literally went through hell, so let's just hope nobody official comes knocking and asks for 50% of my microphone. Anyways.. what?" How did you jam-pack so many references and still make it so relevant to you and funny!

[@kestrelgaming554]

"It's not about the money... it's about sending a message" Brilliant 👏

[@GoodGoga]

It's about THE PRINCIPLE!

[@kestrelgaming554]

@@GoodGoga you got me, well done 👏

[@AjaxXavior]

Wels hasn’t been very active the last few seasons but boy is he making a comeback for season 10 that castle is looking insanely cool

[@MysticalyAutistic]

8:26 let me be the first to point out that Flukemarm is canonically a goddess of beauty and comparing something to it is a compliment

[@voidshard0653]

Don’t forget the “alluring” part, it’s inportant

[@nekosandmatcha3359]

Flukemarm is canonically a milf

[@1th_to_comment.]

"Flukemarm is canonically, a milf." -mossbag, Lorekeeper of Hallownest

[@lauraniun3092]

The flukemarm is a cannon milf

[@mischa7669]

Flukemarm is hot

[@SillySyrup]

13:00 Slight but important correction: The DHP is inside of the shopping district, not behind it, and it is relatively central. This is important because ideally it will eventually be the center.

[@statelyelms]

One thing you may have missed (I'm assuming Iskall's video was late) is that Iskall.. didn't actually ask for oak logs. That's why he was so awkward with it. He actually asked Doc for shulkerboxes, but he had no permit.. so he sold a stack of logs packaged like apples at a superstore. Cheeky!

[@digitaldritten]

yeah i was confused when he didn't mention that it was a loophole sale of shulkers

[@abbysdagirl]

A Portal? PERRY THE PORTALPUS!!!

[@TheRealWormbo]

You may have BDubs'd that a bit…

[@randomdragon1548]

"a beach transplant for his rapidly receding shoreline" got a good chuckle out of me

[@Jaymson_]

At this point we're gonna get Hermitcraft Corporate War. I just hope that Bdubs' and Impulse's cyberpunk city survives that.

[@WackoMcGoose]

You could say it's a bit of a... Corporate Clash. Too bad Toontown - er, Toon _Towers_ - was three seasons ago...

[@Tyxaar]

Oooooooooo if there's a corporate war we HAVE to have a return of Concorp and the Vex.

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@Tyxaar Don't forget Sahara, Pacific, and the Octagon! (wait, was the last one just a GigaCorp subsidiary? i forget)

[@Birb_in_da_hat]

The picture of fluke marm made me laugh out loud XD I don't think I'll ever be able to unsee it

[@chikii3944]

Ik, did not expect a hollow knight jumpscare xD

[@victzegopterix2victorindem895]

That build is not ugly, it's alluring and motherly.

[@cofffee817]

@@victzegopterix2victorindem895 it is Perry colored

[@victzegopterix2victorindem895]

@@cofffee817 *it's motherly alluring, and the woman swoon whenever its talked about.

[@Golden_Gem]

Government in Hermitcraft by Grian.

[@johnroboeye7309]

You cant keep on starting wars without learning about bureaucracy

[@owlishwillow7242]

If some one said this before this season I would be very confused since Grian is normally the opposite of the government

[@theonebman7581]

​@@owlishwillow7242That's quite the levels of character development here

[@tanagerbirds]

the only way to avoid starting a resistance is to become the thing that needs resisting against, he's cracked the code

[@tufonkin2707]

He is flawlessly resisting the government by hijacking the government.

[@Sakana_Ren]

This week's top quote. Etho: "I'm not a wandering trader." lol

[@Squiddyjayjay]

Does Zombie Cleo need a permit for carved pumpkins?? She is selling the carved pumpkins and giving the books away for free. LOOP HOLE!!

[@user-oy2zg3bt6n]

will depend on what they classify the drinks as. carved pumpkins? potions? food? who knows!

[@henryward5457]

Doc might be able to get her over the fact that she is NOT selling books, and thus the server needs a new S-tier book permit.

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Grian with that "I dont get paid enough" addidute

[@colleenlavigne2196]

I want “anyways, what?” to be like the Biffa laugh, it needs to transcend the episode/season/hermit lol😂❤

[@e_m_m_a_0122]

Impulse will never escape that horn will he 😂

[@lucas.2.3.9.4]

Its the best custom goat horn sound they've ever done 😂

[@zuko8903]

The Coraline screenshot during the Bdubs segment took me out, thats exactly how I sat at my computer watching it too🤣

[@theonebman7581]

I feel like Cleo missed a MASSIVE chance to use water or honey bottles (or suspicious stew, if you're into that stuff) instead of carved pumpkins for the drinks You could even drink those things, they look so tasty :')

[@desmondk-o7148]

I do think its harder to put custom models on flat items like water/honeybottles/etc than it is to put it on pumpkins, (I was going to say impossible, but tangoteks conveyors (which are actually gold nuggets) seen in this same recap prove me wrong there), so it would definitely be possible for cleo to make the drinks in their cafe actually drinkable if they wanted

[@lucas.2.3.9.4]

Honey bottles and suspicious stew would be part of xbs all foods permit

[@theonebman7581]

@@desmondk-o7148 What came to my mind was X giving bread a bonemeal model last season as well

[@riuphane]

OMG, this is the new Pinnacle of writing for this series, officially the most lols! So good. Round of applause, standing ovation, and hats off for the whole team!!!

[@anchuin]

The receding shoreline bit at the end of False's segment had me in tears.

[@T1DsLayer628]

Referencing iskalls build to hollow knights fluke boss is the funniest thing ever

[@PRL_Saint]

Wels may be the greatest castle designer in the community . Always looking medieval and functional

[@lastsonoftennessee9895]

Season 6: Pranks Season 7: Politics Season 8: Puns Season 9: Parallel universes Season 10: Permits

[@Geenpeeg]

The fricken flukemarm joke 💀

[@4rtiphi5hal19]

canonically a milf

[@turbostar7077]

Grian has ended up as the DVLA. You can't contact them quickly and they never get back to you quickly.

[@discochaotica]

Poor Mumbo having to craft all of those item frames by hand. If only there was a fancy new redstone component which could do that for him.

[@Rohanadarilin]

Thank you to the Recap Trio, for all your amazing work. You know, I saw those episodes. All of them. And yet, I still laugh to tears when watching the recap, caus' it's a piece of art in itself.

[@YetAnotherJenn]

Agreed wholeheartedly!

[@briarpelt2333]

"Marie condo." Good grief. I see we're playing the pun game this week

[@Leadvest]

These puns do spark joy.

[@GoodGoga]

Hermit Permits are the reason that i finally started to watch actual hermits' videos after 3+ years of following the recap. Grian is a genius and Doc is the GOAT!

[@prplmkyfr]

11:14 "me and the boys at 3am" is KILLING me 🤣

[@FeriaStar]

I could clearly see you guys had fun editing this week, there was so many memes! It was a great laugh

[@kawaiidevil15]

Oh Grian😂 you are begging for another mayor election, with the way you handle the permit office

[@tanagerbirds]

the only way to avoid starting a resistance is to become the thing to resist against, he's cracked the code

[@indy1139]

I too, loved that create series, especially Keralis's episodes where his eyes became even wider at the prospect of using chisel and bits

[@fruity4820]

8:26 omg, i been scratching my head for weeks trying to figure out why that looked so familier

[@abobeleiranilton]

"Permit the Frog"... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joyrogers2809]

Babe wake up new hermitcraft recap just dropped

[@abbiebuit]

Thank you Lyarrah I can't listen without reading

[@SillySyrup]

12:07 "To build her coral laboratory" Literally 3 seconds later: "So far *his* studies"

[@matthewthefunnyman2788]

8:25 NAAAAAAAAH NOT THE FLUKEMARM

[@meccombs7629]

I'm SO glad they included that, because that's what I've been thinking EVERY time I see that build, XDDD.

[@ianhubble9973]

Fun fact, it's canonically called the "Goddess of Beauty" by the godseekers

[@tahunuva4254]

BIONICLE: Each log sold separately

[@showd6229]

I did not expect to see a picture of flukemarm. A person of culture I see

[@mr.lazyness4926]

8:25 The Flukemarm comparison caught me so off-guard. I've never imagined that it would be used as a comparison to a hermit's build.

[@quilavabucket]

the editing on this series continues to be phenomenally hilarious

[@broosbit]

I wanna see "Anyways, what?" On every Hermitcraft Recap from now on lmfaooo

[@trickshotsquirrel]

16:39 I feel you, man

[@r3_routing47]

Iskalls base being the flukemarm gave me a great chuckle

[@cw_hyuk]

Not the omg horn when impluse name's on the screen HAHAHA

[@SabiWabbi]

Never did I think HC recap of all channels would reference Hollow Knight

[@augustmancuso2272]

I love the suck segment

[@masterpiece1817]

Me too

[@The_BlOb]

Bdubs' Suck Fest!

[@loftwingheropon2743]

8:25: (ABYSS SHRIEKs)

[@moonshine7753]

I LOVE the Mumbo transitions you have

[@zen-chanislazyy6834]

15:07 so, remember that time when half of the HC members covered a certain hermit's perimeter?

[@bhartleby5033]

Hermitcraft Recap is legit such a great fanproject. Thank you guys for your great work - I am glad we all enjoy the same content!

[@luukvanvulpen]

0:15 These two sentences are amazingly thought of if you know the context. Props to whoever came up with this😂

[@eob360e]

It has been 3-day and i still have the Permit office music stuck in my head. it is so good.

[@waffletracktor]

2:20 Monkey Island!!! Always nice to see those games out and about.

[@ethane333]

Once again, EXCELLENT writing, jokes, and editing!

[@Bethylee]

Who knew HC Season 10 would be the season of Bureaucracy? 🤣🤣 This was such a great Recap! Goodjob Team!

[@BoomRandom]

You constantly say you aren't officially a part of hermitcraft. Be to me, you are. I watch the ones I want each week, then find you guys to not miss anything else!

[@eris902]

Im waiting for Mumbo to make a shop using bamboo and crafters where you pay 1 diamond, bring your own leather, and it crafts the frames for you

[@suhaasnadulamattam4793]

Can we all just appreciate the effort in making this video and thankyou very much for the dedicated captions

[@GalliumEnergy]

For Season 11, I would really love for them to go fully into the modded space. They are already adding so many custom models and items that really feel modded. A full Hermitcraft Season full of Create would be so cool!

[@darianleyer5777]

"Permit The Frog...." "Muppet Lamps...." Good Grief!

[@NickAndriadze]

Good luck making a permit for recaps, the universe will die from heat death and get reborn a couple times before the permit form even passes the first stage!

[@IzapcThunder]

If i had a nickel for every time hermitcraft recap used a clip of joker this season id have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[@simsley5501]

“Singing in the round is difficult for wardens, especially when this game is mostly squares.” That made me burst out laughing 😂

[@Gotbored14]

Doc just gets hit the hardest with pranks

[@briarpelt2333]

"Here at Muppet lamps..." I see what you did there. XD

[@isobarkley]

"by sapling logic, that'd need a house 4 times as big!" sloyxp you are a master of your craft

[@spiritomb108]

I half expected the "This Week on Hermitcraft:" to just be Hold Please for 15 seconds.

[@nursesquirt649]

Etho is best summed up as a professional mess, and I love it

[@isitreallytho1649]

every time doc makes something big, he gets pranked… perimeter covered, hourglass filled with fish… what next?

[@RegionalDwarf8]

During the week my brother and I listened to the please hold music on loop for about 12 or so hours non stop and we haven’t lost our minds yet :)

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

Did you held? ~Sloy

[@beez1717]

The recaps are so helpful because I can watch my favorite hermits and still keep up with everything.

[@sammie3277]

The best recap into will forever be. This week on Hermitcraft.... Me

[@martijn9568]

Whose going to tell Zloy and Pix that Axolotls are amphibians (and salamander) and not lizards? Although, admittedly the definition of a lizard and salamander is rather weird.😅

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

Believe me, I nearly wrote a I KNOW THEY'RE NOT into the captions when I read that line. -Ly

[@prop-a-gent]

My god, that battletoads edit 4:18.. Well done. Well done.

[@TheMorningSunrise]

The etho segment this week sent me. Top tier writing 👌

[@user-gs8gm5wu4o]

I wonder if Scar will get a Jellie cat this season, a personal one, not for his zoo. I can understand both wanting one and not wanting one, and I know everyone deals with the loss of a pet differently, I saw a real Jellie cat recently and it reminded me of how I miss him talking to her, both irl and in-game

[@Maria-likes-fire]

I think this is the earliest I’ve ever been to a video. Glad it was one like this!!

[@jorythomas1380]

I love how they never run out of ideas on the servers always something new

[@lickilicky64]

the little animations that play when transitioning to JoeHills never gets old.

[@turobash0]

Zombieclio found the loophole with deal with doc

[@WackoMcGoose]

The funniest thing about having Ukrainian subtitles enabled for language-learning practice, is seeing just how _mangled_ the autotranslations get. False (of the Symmetry) is sometimes named Неправда (Nepravda, literally "false"), they can't decide if Scar is written Скар (Skar, direct transliteration) or Шрам (Shram, an _actual_ scar), Mumbo is apparently Мамбо (Mambo, as in the dance) as often as he is Мумбо (just "Mumbo" in cyrillic)... and Skizz(leman) has both one AND two Zs (Скізз, Скіз) in his name even in the same sentence. ...Sadly, the _Permit the Frog_ pun didn't survive translation at all.

[@soy6395]

I love y’all for making this channel. I could never get through all these hermits content THANK YOU.

[@sammie3277]

1:10 Permit the frog made me laugh because I was surprised by the joke 😂 1:25 Muppet lamps

[@SkyPhoenix_3991]

Its not about the Money, its about sending a Message... guys, you nailed it once again 😂😂😂