Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 9 Week 1

This week, on Hermitcraft!
This episode covers videos released between SUNDAY March 6 and Friday March 11, 2022.
Normally these episodes cover full weeks running Saturday through Friday, however, Saturday March 5 was the first day of the season and had its own independent recap, which you can find here: • Hermitcraft RECAP - Se...
For more information about this season, including datapacks used, who's playing this season, the seed, and more, check out this thread on Reddit: / hermitcraft_season_9_i...
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[@parmentier1984]

"He asked, calmly." Great reference.

[@dragonrider7649]

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE" Dumbledore asked calmly" it is indeed a great reference

[@OliverElijahQ]

I died

[@arthurjoubrel9570]

i’m so glad someone else noticed

[@potatogaming7044]

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

[@bashaaksema94]

Heyyoooooo

[@kheoristreams]

Plot twist: Mumbo's valuables is a single chest containing a piece of paper which reads, "The friends we made along the way."

[@ChaoticTeen16]

Nah. It's gonna be the 12 Bamboo from Season 7

[@farrela3620]

Or boats and hoes

[@Hardy1507]

Or subscribers :o

[@lucasriddle3431]

I think that's what everyone expects, to be honest. The real plot twist would be that it's full to the brim with diamonds

[@GTron13]

It's gonna be his mustache.

[@Jamesdalf]

Doc legitimately sounds like he's constantly rewritten the code of the universe

[@birb125]

Mojang keeps trying to stop him, but Doc has become a *GOD*

[@Sir_Budginton]

Seriously. When I was watching his video I was like "Doc, no, what are you doing. Please, my mind can't handle this". Definitely gonna use the chunk loader in my world though

[@karelpgbr]

Yeah wth

[@-AmPO]

He is just using a mod created by someone else

[@chac1972]

@@-AmPO its not a mod from someone else.. its a vanilla method discovered by mattymatty. And it was him that came up with most of what you saw in docs video except his shop/starter base

[@mtreadgold3668]

"DID YOU WAX MY COPPER" He asked calmly. Nice Harry Potter reference

[@linktothenamescape5217]

I was just going to ask if it was or not

[@dragonrider7649]

Yup and of course we all know which line it's referenceing

[@o_p0tterhead]

@@freedomgoddess isn't that the guy from lord of the rings

[@Togethicc468]

@@o_p0tterhead BRUH

[@eloquentornot]

"Describing Buckingham Palace as a starter house they'll probably turn into a shop later" made me laugh so much!

[@ItsmeUVie]

Hermitcraft builds in a nutshell

[@Carryjester]

when you said it’s week one after saying they finally killed the dragon absolutely killed me so funny

[@Carryjester]

@@tomohawk2177 hey

[@Mikowmer]

Well, considering that last season Grian Speedran the Dragon, it is actually somewhat a surprise that it did last beyond Episode 1 for most hermits!

[@valliemcc8352]

My favourite moment this week* was Bdubs saying "this man..." at Docm frostwalking over the river

[@valliemcc8352]

@@pacomatic9833 it slipped my mind, I corrected it :D thanks

[@ImYousef1]

it took him 7 hrs to get this

[@jagdaggar]

Plot twist: to be "confusingly rich" the keypad for Mumbo's vault is fake and mumbo just breaks the dirt every time

[@ethanderrick8486]

I... Really wouldn't be surprised

[@Pixlriffs]

I mean, considering his slime farm didn't end up too productive, I'd be surprised if he has any sticky pistons for the vault door at all.

[@DaijDjan]

That's exactly how I expect it to "work" as well ;)

[@aaronlucas2185]

It has to be. The sideways chains couldn't possibly work the way he claims they do. Highly skeptical that there's anything in this vault either

[@Lyarrah]

Personally I'd be a lot more freaked out by the Nowhere King just chilling out in spawn town, but I guess the Hermits have dealt with weirder over the years.

[@mjb.martinez4387]

26 min ago? HOW?

[@snowleopard064]

Thanks for all of the captions! They help a lot

[@killianic9948]

i was impressed to see someone already posting a comment when the video just went up, then realized the comment went up *before* the video

[@jdonewithth1s]

Yes

[@olivergobrrr2935]

@@killianic9948 Must be because it was made Public as it was Private before?

[@omomos]

Seriously, what would us hermitcraft fans do without this channel? So much work is put into this every week for our enjoyment

[@derianvandalsen]

It really does prevent following EVERYONE from becoming a chore - this helps ^^

[@renderproductions1032]

I’m so grateful for the captions, it helps me make sure I get all of the subtle jokes. I hate it when auto-generated or normal captions are available on a video, even though they totally should be available on every video. Imagine how annoying KZbin must be for the deaf or hard of hearing! Thanks lyarrah!

[@FortisConscius]

It's a total pain - deaf guy. It's a lot of "that word doesn't fit, what else would that word be?" every 30 seconds or so. So Lyarrah is my hero.

[@ngeteengetee7589]

I'm gonna be honest, subtitles are useful even for the hearing, often times when I don't have my earbuds but want to watch KZbin in public I just watch via subtitles

[@dalnoraes]

I'm not hard of hearing but I have auditory processing issues so having subtitles is so great! #LyarrahAppreciation

[@morgansm395]

I totally came down here to say this. Thank you so much as someone who is hard of hearing - it's greatly appreciated to help me follow the quick talking :D

[@anasjunejo5654]

i am very greatful so i can watch vids and undrstand them without my mom suspecting anything

[@m1k3k0uts6]

"Describing Buckingham Palace as a starter house they 'll probably turn into a shop later" This pretty much describes all of Hermitcraft

[@renderproductions1032]

Docm77’s recap in every episode is gonna be insane!

[@heinshaaine8153]

"I just tricked all the zombies in the world with just one block... " things doc does casually ..

[@justin-iq2od]

@@heinshaaine8153 those are the things he does for fun😅

[@Raskolnikov70]

Mojang is beefing up their Crisis Management Team in preparation for all the new ways he's going to break the game this season.

[@stunlord1419]

I really hope that everytime a hermit says "yeah" they'll put BDubs saying it over-ethusiastically like they did at 14:14

[@kelle500]

Yes hope so too, I laughed so hard xD

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

There is a distinct possibility that BdubsYEAH.mp4 is going to replace BiffaYay.mp4 in memetic use :P ~Lyarrah

[@davidrichards2237]

I replayed bdubs yeah so many times because it's hilariously similar to the Nestlé crunch commercial.

[@Mosstoad]

What episode is it from? Edit: I found it iJevin's first ep, 29:35 yEAuh!

[@samuelrodriguez6684]

We need to make this a thing

[@TheCocaineSamurai]

If docm77 is the evil master mind just breaking the game, Tango is the mad scientist, who is very eccentric and dangerous but means well.

[@thatfriendwhosesanityyouquesti]

I don't think I'll ever get over the quality of these videos. Zloy's writing, Pixlriff's delivery, and Lyarrah's own spin on the captions are all _so_ witty and entertaining. I always enjoy watching these videos

[@davidrichards2237]

Lyarrah does her own spin? Now I have turn captions on! What have I been missing?

[@GioFransesca]

5:28 “He asked, calmly” I’m dead 🤣 I love all the meme and puns Hermitcraft Recap provide, top tier 😆

[@agentgauntlet4092]

"Why? Because WE CAN!" -Cub, describing Hermitcraft in a nutshell

[@lisa_wistfulone7957]

“No taxation without incorporation.” Another clever reference, this one of a revolutionary nature ✨

[@lupm7025]

The sad truth is: everytime I watch the weeks recap, i get reminded that the next day is Monday and I'm not prepared for the new week

[@Dylan-Frost]

Spring break moment

[@iamconfusion7624]

Honestly this is the easiest way to keep up with everyone when you only watch one or two hermits this channel is a life saver

[@ohtrueyeahnah]

heck yeah

[@riskingbiscuits2182]

Impulse had to make up for his last life boat fail 😂

[@InfamousDiabloX]

That second "Yeah!" @ 14:14 caught me off guard. Nice edit there.

[@herrbuegeleisen]

Best moment in this recap xDD i laught so hard xd

[@HeartGamer26]

As a YuGiOh fan thank you for the "It's all fun and games until your grandfather ends up in the shadow realm" quote

[@ivanm1128]

I almost cried 😂

[@milliejenkinson5832]

Lyarrah, thank you for the subtitles! These ones were really good and I liked the use of emojis to help portray emotion!

[@keiwiiisinpain]

"he asked calmly" i choked on my dinner

[@ennu3925]

ayy similar pfps!

[@keiwiiisinpain]

@@ennu3925 yoooo!! :D

[@bewilderedtuuk6338]

The Wendigo is not an alien one might argue… it’s a fantasy cannibal creature from native America… possessed with greed it turns to cannibalism, and eats its own face off… kinda spooky… but pearls build looks cool…

[@admiralhunchback6618]

Adding more moss to the Boulder for that.

[@bionic_pyro7220]

"Cod-Headed Salmon Yeeters" Is not something I expected to hear today.

[@cylo5264]

The thumbnail is the best thing ever Stone ocean refrence as well

[@ItsmeUVie]

And a certified Jojo reference

[@marygershwin7977]

"DID YOU WAX MY COPPER???" - he asked calmly. Chapeau, I almost died laughing. You're a comedian, Harry.

[@spiderpyrozegreat4771]

14:15 I love that transition

[@Hardy1507]

05:27 "He asked calmly" Nice one! That one got me good and I think some just didn't got that anecdote and that fills me with even more joy! :D

[@BelleVanSchijndel]

Thank you so much for the captions! Hard-of-hearing fan here; auto captions are manageable, but actual correct ones are a million times better. Lyarrah is great!

[@BelleVanSchijndel]

@Smit Shilpatul Fair enough. Deaf and HoH people can't always decipher things like that though, because we don't necessarily know which words that are spelled differently sound the same. 😅 I'm 'lucky' in a sense that I started losing my hearing at 17, so I have a childhood of hearing to base my deduction on. 😉

[@fizzle7421]

In the intro, if you have subs on, they hide the mention that lyarrah does them. She does such a good job, she deserves credit, too. Just food for thought.

[@aceae4210]

they are mentioned at the end but yeah good point

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

Oh the irony XD well, only so much room on the screen. I get credited at the end as well, so it's all good. ~Lyarrah

[@rudrodeepchatterjee]

14:14 did not expect that "yeah" there!

[@sackbeatgaming7751]

03:20 Sorry but Iam pretty sure Scar didn't mine just below Deepslate but just above Bedrock. For anyone wondering that is ofc where the most diamonds spawn (as shown in their small test) and as can be seen in the graph showing the new ore generation in 1.18 (Motto here: If you want diamonds go as low as you can, but just above bedrock is the most efficient if you don't mind lava lakes which do spawn mainly below lvl -55 if I remember correctly). In conclusion: stand on lvl -55 to statistically get the most diamonds with the least amount of effort.

[@mdansbyjr]

Not only is the Recap fabulous for updates, but early season posting helps me determine which Hermits I follow this season. Thank you (and Ren owes you for a sub!) Please please please never stop this series!!!!!!!

[@ericmarois6960]

I watch a lot of the participants video and I find a lot of entertainment still in these recaps mostly because of the commentary. Great work. Thanks.

[@philipd-c5169]

Stress testing took me a second but I laughed very hard

[@deloreigames8641]

"He asked calmly" might be one of the best references of this channel ever

[@magss1156]

“Being inexplicably an elf” this is my new favorite channel i cant

[@nissin3922]

Starting off the season with a JoJo reference I see

[@julijan2653]

Huh? Did i miss it?

[@somebirdgal]

@@julijan2653 the thumbnail

[@Yoshi-ux9ch]

@@julijan2653 thumbnail

[@powder9288]

Oh i thought its the living rock

[@julijan2653]

@@Yoshi-ux9choh wow didn't even see it lol 😂

[@saranwrap132]

14:16 caught me of guard with that “YEA” 😂😂🤣

[@dying2survive298]

Tango and Doc are absolutely insane. I can’t believe what they were able to get done in the first week.

[@francesco4299]

I discovered this channel at the end of season 8 and I adore your videos! Having a panoramic view of what every hermit is doing is truly amazing

[@LucasFTF64]

Yeah.. my base being Quartz 70% Red Bricks 20% Amethyst 10%, I feel for Zedaph

[@lisa_wistfulone7957]

Waaait…. Did I blink and miss TFC and ZombieCleo? His big news is Proximity Chat, and Cleo had a spectacular animated re-entrance from an Enderman✨

[@danielle_shiba]

I think they mentioned them in the last video that was about the first day

[@akaittou]

I believe both of them were covered in the "1st day" recap covering the very start of the season

[@rudrodeepchatterjee]

This is week one. Day one was already recapitulated.

[@lisa_wistfulone7957]

@@akaittou True. I forgot about the Day 1 episode, and TFC hasn’t had an episode since then. Cleo was on the End raid with Jevin, but didn’t build yet. I get too eager to make sure all the Hermits are getting lots of love ✨😅

[@danielrhouck]

1:32 “Field testing even returns surprising results” Efficiency matters much more than material.

[@sunlynnhatchett3983]

Iskall: *"I hate diorite builds"* Bdubs: *"Like this?"*

[@WillSee_]

Recap: “But since this requires build a stone ocean-“ Me: “IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???”

[@Pixlriffs]

I'd already mentioned Pokemon and made a Yu-Gi-Oh joke, so I had to complete the trio of 'animes people reference'

[@obigian17]

Love the thumbnail lol

[@HoodedStatue]

Capitalism and breaking the game is just a average Monday on the hermitcraft server

[@eupharosmc65]

I hope that whichever one wrote the line "cod-headed salmon-yeeters" is properly appreciative of the fact that that is quite definitely the historically first utterance of that phrase.

[@mickeylev6494]

I'm a simple person. I see a recap, I click.

[@RandomYT05_01]

You know, if mumbo has the only slime farm on the server, that will mean that he would in essence have a monopoly on slime. Mumbo, you genius.

[@neongreenfruit]

Seeing Scar forgetting that beds blow up in the nether makes me feel better about forgetting that water doesn't exist or work in the nether...

[@Luqum]

"DID YOU WAX MY COPPER GRIAN ?" Mumbledore asked calmly

[@aleksandargapkovski8055]

5:27 "He asked calmly" I know that not everyone will understand this but it sure got me 🤣

[@kazila1157]

The script writing this time is the best yet. So witty and funny

[@codiwawi911]

The theme of this week was "FUN". I really loved the amount of excitement shared by the hermits, the break was brilliant for this.

[@SparkedSoul]

Today I learned the word "schadenfreude" so thank you for bringing that to my vocabulary. I shall use this now.

[@clockworkrocker4847]

20:17 - "Why? Because we CAN! Mwahahahah~" I felt the chad energy radiate from my screen.

[@Banana-zb4mu]

I think Xisuma is gonna join Tizztom’s team in the fact that he’s eating beetroot 😏

[@renderproductions1032]

|-O-|

[@Lyarrah]

Still no clue if they're heading that way too, but could be neat! Wonder who'll be on my team then.

[@eveningshade9296]

Week 1 and the Professional Minecrafters have fought the dragon in a new silly way. This is going to be a great season and thank you Pix, Zloy, and Lyarrah for all the recaps to come! :D

[@paxulhd37]

The lack of a JoJo joke when VintageBeef made his Stone Ocean is criminal

[@r0cketb0yz_xd80]

The yugioh reference is so good props to the script writers

[@Trip_koLng]

Really impressive for Zloy writing without his brain falling of Oh right the helmet

[@megumin2137]

holy poop is it mother frickin jojo refrence? typing this without swear words did hurt me ngl lmao

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

Well I thank you for doing it anyway so that I didn't have to banish this comment to the shadow realm. Always makes me sad when there's an otherwise good comment that we can't publish due to swearing. ~Lyarrah

[@megumin2137]

@@TheHermitcraftRecap lmao, no problem, i am perfectly aware that hermitcraft is family friendly so why would i swear for no reason

[@oldsoldier4209]

@@TheHermitcraftRecap Recap of first stream weekend incoming? Also, great job organizing the chaos into a coherent timeline. If any of you actually get invited to join HC, will you have to bring in another fan to fill their role here? Your crew works so well together that finding someone might be hard. 🤠👍

[@WIlliam_Billabong]

"Cod headed salmon yeeters" - Pixelriffs

[@niffry]

Something about Iskall "barterring for the villagers first-born child" cracked me up way more than it should've

[@laartje24]

Welsh' reaction was just priceless XD Poor Hermits. Someone forgot to prescreen the Nether before giving the Hermits the seed it seems.

[@Nikos1001]

It has been officially 1 year! 🎉🎉

[@Isaak1]

Watching Doc play with the other hermits is so satisfying

[@TehKazlehoff]

doc's egg prank is legit the best thing ive seen so far on the server.

[@wibufisika9606]

Doc is slowly turning Hermitcraft into Scicraft

[@Blaze_Gaming_Official]

"DID YOU WAX MY COPPER" mumbo jumbo asked calmly.

[@steelnochx3619]

14:10 I was laughing so hard I had the best ab workout of my life

[@raccoonavi]

thumbnail is a work of art

[@sheevpalprotein9132]

>stone ocean >menacing meme in the thumbnail I see what you did there...

[@MK53114]

“Bartered for their firstborn child” You gotta stop sayin stuff like this My mom overheard me watching this and got very concerned 😆

[@Error_o7]

19:21 Schadenfreude hahaha i dindt even know that word was used in english what the hell XD thank you for that little treat XD

[@Ammiad]

"proves the hermits abillity to be infinitely entertained by a hole in the ground for 2 seasons straight" that one got me a bit more than it should have

[@alexcount5130]

These are really good subtitle Lyarrah :)

[@amachii_art]

14:13 Keralis' and Bdubs "Yeah" had me laughing so much. Thank you for this XD

[@Oriansenshi]

I didnt realize how much this show lit my week up. Thank you for your dedicated service.

[@nasiskahn]

I loved the Yughi-oh reference! Well Done! I love your guy's jokes.

[@shojy8125]

I cant say that there is a reason for the way this game works when you play. . Thank you GG for how good this game is when you throw yourself absolutely in

[@Aozora210]

I started watching only the recent recaps as I just started to get into Hermitcraft recently and I definitely love love all the references and the quality of the video overall, and also the subs really helps me so thank you so so much for adding it. Also hard to believe the comments barely mentioned the Jojo reference but that was a very good Jojo reference.

[@syrupwhnotvyrogssecondacco4338]

"last season we had like a basalt... of course" 🤣

[@CaffeinatedOwl7]

great recap, I love these so well edited

[@Wrathfull]

The Dumbledore slander💀

[@wildernesstorm830]

Aw man, I came back to rewatch this during Mumbo's hiatus... I miss his voice. 🥺

[@aramere3650]

Iskall has all the makings of a great Scandi-pop band: "Tommy, Tommy, Bruno, and Ben"

[@lizziebethh]

Mannnn that "He asked, calmly" got me rolling :'D

[@saltedsage]

I've never watched Doc but his content and vibe seems chaotic, yet very enjoyable

[@Pernicion]

This may seem trite, but everyone else is playing the game, Doc changes the game. I watch some Hermits just for the entertainment. I watch some Hermits because they're doing amazing redstone stuff. I watch Doc to watch the game be utterly broken. It's glorious.

[@sanguinethorns]

Friendly reminder for my fellow commenters that Pearl has titled her creature the Onyx Deer, because she did not realize the implications of it's original name. Don't call it a w*nd*go.

[@generalguilmon6719]

Why exactly is that? I don't know much about the culture it's from (I'm from Europe), but is it really so bad that you can't even write 'wendigo'? Genuinely curious, this is the first time I've heard of this problem.

[@moojoy1920]

Is there a reason you censored the word?

[@jasonreed7522]

Monsters from native American cultures are taboo to talk about, especially with outsiders. Part of it is some are summoned by talking about them. Also the mythology of this one is very not PG and shouldn't be in kid friendly content.

[@ghostpajamas]

@@generalguilmon6719 other than the fact that the w*nd*g* has been misappropriated constantly, without respect or understanding of its origin, its wrong to say the name of it within the culture its from, so it's common courtesy and giving the culture proper respect to not say it when discussing it.

[@moojoy1920]

@@ghostpajamas ah, good to know. Thank you. Can you give me a source though?

[@WarWolfCZ]

"Hello there, tall person!" 🤣

[@ineedpineapples]

"Oh? You're approaching me?"

[@snowleopard064]

I see a recap, I click

[@caju2cat921]

you are a simple man

[@apostolospsarakis2412]

Best Harry Potter sneaky quote/joke EVER!