Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP04 - Inspection Time!

In this episode, I make my house more like a home, have another feud with a very annoying neighbour, witness a crime, and Skizz and I inspect Doc's shrine to Big Salmon!
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• Slow Sipper
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[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

Beef: I am going to *relax* this season Iskall: and i took that personally

[@hauz287]

The rest of the server: and I took that personally.

[@cherrijoong1765]

Be like Beef: Live in a white house on a farm, go onto a video game where you can build whatever you want, make a white house, put it on a farm, live in it.

[@kestomonti]

Was it you and pause unpause?

[@yzabella9260]

when your living the dream it can’t get any better

[@ccrascal8655]

Iskall's back up horse "The Swed-ish" named by VintageButler Brilliant 😂😂😂

[@coreythomas1496]

@vintagebeef big salmon should absolutely park black cars around docs areas to let him know they're always watching him

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Great idea!

[@qubit0000]

Or something that implies Doccy Boy is being watched. Great idea!

[@Nyerguds]

Beef doesn't happen to have a horse head to put on Doc's bed? 😏

[@dominikdollinger150]

Red cars with green grills

[@Official_Anthony22]

What resource texture pack are you using

[@yusaki8064]

Beef and Iskall bickering is something I find incredibly funny

[@brett6399]

they are like an old married couple

[@FearlessGlitch]

glad you like it. for me it drags on for entirely too long. as always with iskall

[@miniciominiciominicio]

@@FearlessGlitchBeef heavily edited it to shorten it. If you don’t like Iskall for some reason, fine, just skip the scene. This back & forth Iskall & Beef are having is a dream to others and it’s clear that Beef agrees. Why else would he make it 85% of his episode? I hope their saga continues into a trial on who is responsible for klling The Swede!

[@krystal6808]

​@FearlessGlitch you sound fun 🙄

[@brett6399]

I happen to LOVEEEE Iskall, i have no idea what your BEEF is with him...ha see what I did there.@@FearlessGlitch

[@Auyl97]

We need a Hermitcraft episode where they go to Hermitcourt over who is responsible for killing The Swede. Each get an attorney, they have a judge, and a jury and everything. Greatest collab in Hermitcraft 10 right there! Also, Beef saying that he knows who did it and that they will pay is pretty damning.

[@sylpharion6929]

I nominate Bdubs as a prosecutor😅

[@blue3532]

Or just neighbourhood court. Cause everything happened in neighbourhood. I would love it if neighbourhood develop into a small town.

[@PaMS1995]

I think, given the precedent set at the landmark trial of B Team V. Team Canada, it would be quite the uphill battle for beef

[@thectyptid00]

@@blue3532and the jurors would be hermits from other neighbourhoods, cause they’re “impartial”

[@Sir.Cluckers]

Bdubs should be judge for the horse court lol

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

I am living for the biblically accurate neighborhood drama. It's giving Desperate Housewives, complete with neighbor squabbles, murders and all lol

[@Midnight_Bacon]

What do you mean by "biblically accurate"?

[@stellap.680]

@@Midnight_Baconyou heard the,. Biblically accurate

[@chicabear]

I feel like the hermits (specifically Iskall) have decided now that Beef isn't away on an island thousands of blocks away they need to bother him

[@sader273]

They want him to feel included again after a season of loneliness and hard work 😂

[@ThisIsWizardsHandle]

I love how both beef and iskall stopped everything in shock when iskall hit the door bell and it actually rang 😂

[@KingFrank1313]

Read this comment at the exact moment that happened lol

[@papaUrabrask]

Skizz's "boss, it's been an honor" will live rent free in my head forever

[@smoreoscookie4335]

This plot line with Skizz and Doc is getting good! Can’t wait to see how it goes!

[@Nestoras_Zogopoulos]

the bee(f-ish) line you might say

[@IdoesDoodles]

Skizz has been on Hermitcraft for less than a month and he’s already at war with the Goat😆

[@Nyerguds]

Probably badly for anyone trying to out-grind the Doctor, tbh.

[@Curly_cue]

Skizz missed a perfect opportunity to tell Doc that he’d be sleepin with the fishes real soon. 😂

[@Nyerguds]

Think they already made that joke last time though.

[@jozyblu8845]

Boss man beef and muscle man skizz, I didn’t know I needed this gangsta duo in my life. Life will never be the same 😂

[@edwardscott3262]

In the old days farmers used to keep shotguns with rock salt loads handy for trespassers, thieves and hooligans. Beef could keep a crossbow with some sort of white fireworks to drive off the hermits messing with his farm.

[@amberandrews6692]

also, ghosts

[@Flossman2]

I've noticed that everyone is doing something they normally don't do this season, and not gonna lie, Im here for it. Everyone is breaking out of their comfort zones and also entering a comfort zone, like Grian and his fishing.......

[@Yosh-00]

Grian's entire season is going to be complete once he gets that book

[@RhyainnStone]

Omg, I love Skizz’s “congratulations boss!” When beef got that achievement!

[@SamuelBoshier]

Those little dog houses are adorable, and Lemon walking in on command is actually my favourite moment so far this season.

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

"BEEF! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!" Like it wasn't his fault the entire time.

[@redhairshanks9491]

Beef PLEEAASEE build a giant Norwegian flag attached to Iskalls giant tower, It would be so funny. You should use netherack for the red (payback for your house) Diorite for the white and lapis for the blue (since he threatened to make your house blue) Trust me his reaction will be so funny

[@Silverpoplar]

Oh, dear please don't do poor Iskall like that, he has done nothing to deserve such an awful response!

[@dbseamz]

"Oh, you said replacement horse? Sorry, I thought you said Norse."

[@raptorfae.6645]

Even better, he should put a danish one.

[@junoantaresofficial]

Big salmon needs to step up their game, the move by Doc is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[@michaelsaunders334]

Honestly, the big salmon storyline is one of the weirdest but best ones yet

[@karp_4902]

I can really see a crossover event wheree Big Salmon, and the Codfather put aside their differences to take out the new problem in the neighbourhood

[@qubit0000]

🤪I get it.

[@dbseamz]

That didn't end well the last time it happened, over in Empires 1.

[@shannonw3607]

Beef and Skizz are the duo I never knew I needed and I am so here for it!!😂😂😂 I love that something ridiculous and organic has become a hilarious storyline.

[@asexualbert7262]

"Citrus Bark" was much funnier than it had any right to be

[@jaminplays6724]

Beef needs to find someone else and ask them to craft 4 stacks of dispensers to start creating a never ending chain of people putting the task on to other people.

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Etho will get them eventually. I can’t remember if there was a deadline for it. If not, this was be an interesting “Hot Potato” challenge xD

[@georgeskeleton6201]

I came to comment the exact same thing. Beef needs to get someone indebted to him to craft the dispensers and so on until it eventually gets to Etho crafting dispensers for himself.

[@Nyerguds]

Doc's probably the perfect man for this stuff, ironically. His whole swamp district farms setup is fed into autocrafters.

[@apologeticanarchist326]

The little ring to protect your salmon farm should be a small fishing dock, it would fit in better with the overall build

[@Jlundeen]

For updating the maps, you could pass out copies of the maps and ask people to regularly update the map of their base area (which would update the original map too). But I guess it might be easier (or maybe it's better etiquette) to travel around yourself rather than rely on others.

[@joostfloot5279]

Ohh that's a good idea, could be as easy as placing maps in a chest on their corresponding location and just taking it out now and then.

[@samo4648]

Or placing the map on an item frame near their base and they can just grab it and update it every so often

[@Ace_Iniam]

As soon as i heard "Citrus Bark" I liked the video

[@Kiwimarauder]

"Look at this, Beefy" 28:12 Skizz and Beefy are such a cool duo

[@SugarSpaceSnake]

Big Salmon is the best plot of season 10 so far

[@reyiaca]

Big Salmon should totally heist all the stocks in Docky boy' "factory" and replace the empty slot with gray glass to "disrupt" his "supply line"! We the Big Salmon Gang shall have our revenge!!! 😡 😡😂😂

[@grahamtpeterson]

A bit early to go full Shade-E-Es 🤣

[@KingYurtleOfTurtle]

As mapmaster, I'd say take some pressure off yourself to always have up-to-date maps. Maybe update once every 2 weeks during the beginning of the season, once every couple months towards the end. And, bonus, you can archive the old versions :)

[@TheDertyFerd]

The Big Salmon disrespect is unacceptable. Can't wait to see where this goes. 😂

[@blanda8821]

Beef! I am absolutely loving how collaborative you are this season! Easily one of my top 3 Hermits to watch in season 10

[@michaelgage652]

The minister of hell should have had horns on his hat with the way he’s been acting 😂

[@ItsMiliBerry]

I mean that attic seems like good storage space, maybe you should just make a third dig house for iskall if he wants to live there so bad. with mangrove wood for those red walls of course.

[@emoharalampiev1590]

XD it's funny that X did unironically say "wow, Beef has made netherrack look good"

[@ethandoingstuff1433]

Omg you and skizz are a combo a never knew I needed. “THATS A BIG MEATBALL!”

[@elizabethavictorianor]

Big Salmon ft. Beef and Skizz came completely out of left field and I can't handle how good it is. XD

[@equestrianrosie]

“Ah, The Swede is dead! This makes me so happy. ❤”

[@guzkus1]

Beef is making the best episodes of Season 10, wow.

[@AlexandruTanase11]

Given he's the minister and he's living nearby... Iskall is basically a neighbour from hell ? :D

[@lissyali4047]

That kitchen floor is AMAZING!! Your build in general is very pleasing to look at, very inspiring!

[@grondhero]

*Beef:* Do you have backup Swedes? *Iskall:* One does not have backup Swedes. *Beef:* Do you have a horse that's kind of like a Swede and you call him _the Swedish._ *Me:* 🤣 __ 🤣 🤣

[@Zach010ROBLOX]

The Swede-ISH! I almost died.

[@MuttonChops24]

That Swede-ish joke was so underrated. i laughed so hard at that

[@spiralhaze2070]

Fun Salmon Fact of the Day: You are never more than 17 feet away from a salmon at any time!

[@bobberina_]

Thanks, I hate it!

[@Nyerguds]

...only if you count the one in my fridge.

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

The administration is the worst building you ve seen in minecraft? Are you absolutely certain? No other... neighborhood house you could think off?... lol

[@TheSpencor]

In this episode: Iskall is the king of gaslighting

[@elvinvillamor472]

Things i want to happen in sesson 10... 1. Beef builds a missle silo. 2. Hayfield maze furing holloween. 3. Western shoot out 4. Oil rig seesaw

[@kiwimiwi5452]

18:56 I'll have you know, other viewers, that Iskall took basically zero damage from Beef hitting him with that sword lmao

[@kathykrawczyk5339]

I used to watch beef all the time when he was playing mindcrack and the 1st forza horizon. Then I fell out of youtube but my friend told me about hermitcraft 10 and I started watching scar and bdoubleo then I rediscovered you and man your still the best.

[@zefjansen5011]

Xisuma did say that the red version looked nice and we all know he can not lie(or act).

[@lizardofoz4954]

Skizz is killing it as a mafia thug 🤣

[@spooked_glitch]

Just a suggestion Beef, but it you replace one of the iron blocks on that fridge with a dropper and add a button on the side, you can actually make it functional, just hit the button and the door pops open and the dropper spits food out at you

[@daniel_.-]

Episode 4 and you already sold your soul to iskall. Thats quick

[@sammley2980]

i think Baj was one of the people who join mindcrack with you beef back in season 2, btw loving your starting area :3

[@virusO1OOOOO1]

You were just 2 hrs ahead of me 😂😅

[@VidMCU]

SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES - it was RIGHT THERE and you missed the opportunity!

[@KirliaFan15]

I darn near spit out my drink at the angry fence building after iskall came by jumping on the crops, I love the interactions between you two

[@edwardfisher229]

I love this big salmon situation cryinggg

[@rib_rob_personal]

You and Iskall are hilarious, omg. Y'all had me laughing and smiling that whole time

[@PizzaMineKing]

Huh... Doc went easy this time... I half expected your house to be a hole down to the void... Just so you know: it's better to not mess with someone who sends a warning like that...

[@DenDave_]

I disagree. Seeing how far you can push Doc would be the most entertaining thing to do in Minecraft.

[@PizzaMineKing]

@@DenDave_ yes. But the most deathwish-like thing aswell...

[@oclone120]

I’m not having any of this docaganda

[@PizzaMineKing]

@@oclone120 It's not propaganda, it's facts. Propaganda was what doc did with the speakers last season.

[@rishavgoel3827]

Big Salmon ain't no pushovers. They will strike back with vengeance.

[@tnichols312]

“Another horse that’s like The Swede? The Swede-ish?” I nearly spat out my coffee. This is the content I live for. Thank you Beef 😂😂

[@TheOneBored]

Skizz and Beef are the unexpected perfect duo of the season lol

[@creepynewguy]

For hay on the ground you could do a picture frame with wheat on it, and use the server command to make the frame invisible , then it would be all around the cart.

[@Junta1867]

The salmon inquisition has begun!

[@DisasterAster]

😂😂😂

[@emofems]

In Finland most of old farm utility buildings are red, and the main houses were yellow. I have to admit that Beef's house would look the best from the outside with red terracotta.

[@oOTatusaOo]

I really enjoy Beef's episode this season. The interactions with other hermits, the farm life / farm building, etc. And I knew Doc was up to something. It feels like every hermit is really enjoying playing minecraft together this season and that's what I like most about watching hermitcraft.

[@dannyc7839]

You know what's even more threatening than Big Salmon? BIGGER SALMON!

[@DawnShepherd-es9ql]

This is beefs villain arc

[@SnyperMK2000JclL]

Beef "ill give you a room in the attic" Aaah you never specified WHICH attic... make a large chicken coup and give him a tiny little red attic room... xD

[@neocelestia]

Loving Beef's interactions with Skizz in this whole Big Salmon thing! Doc's a good sport (and also an evil genius xD) lol! More of this please!!

[@jennifergonzales7953]

Seeing the Hermits release themselves from the powder keg of pressure from trging to build huge structures and just playing a game that they love brings me so much joy! THIS is what Minecraft is all about

[@d4r7h3b3r]

If I'm remembering correctly, if you clone the maps and update the clone it should update the maps on the board. Then you can pass each hermit a copy containing their area and ask them to keep their copy updated as they work on it. You might have a hermit or two that forget (or lose their copy) but that should still help eliminate some of the work for you.

[@AreJayMC]

absolutely loving this season :) I hope the hermits keep interacting with each other this much, makes it more fun for me

[@Quotenkatze]

I absolutely love the bit you've got going on with Doc XD

[@deerdren]

Honestly just let out Iskall onto Doc’s base, he will be very sorry then 😂

[@marniejane11]

The Big Salmon villain arc of Beef is getting interesting! Also, Skizz as his henchman is still hilarious.😂

[@Scrubje]

Big Salmon Mafia vs the GOAT and his Hivemind.

[@schneelzare]

Neighbors Stop Griefing Each Other Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE This group is gonna be on the top of my must watch

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

I think some of that yellow coral fans and such would be cool with messy hay

[@Chookly44]

Gday. Please give Iskal his just desserts in your role as butler. Maybe get back up help 😂

[@MetricJester]

He needed to file a complaint so badly he built a specialized filing cabinet just to put complaints into. This had me laughing for a good 3 minutes. I had to watch it again.Another 2 minutes of laughing. I just... It's so funny.

[@Disastress]

LOVING this Big Salmon bit, keep it up, and make that Doccy Boy pay!

[@pendelluft]

31:23 A scary outro… those salmon look very menacing :O Another fantastic episode, Beef! You’re k1l1ing it this season. And by which I mean: you found the 1 thing Iskall cared about and k’d it lmao Iskall may not have anything to do with the Big Salmon storyline but I’d be wary of waking up with a horse head in your bed. Ask Mumbo, he can vouch that Iskall knows how mafia works. 😂

[@KingCodd]

iskall, lemme introduce to this english law called transfer malice it suggests that beef is not at fault for your horses death but instead you attempted murder of beef transferred to the successful slaughter of your stallion

[@timweyer2237]

Little fun fact - If caught in a magma block suck-down stream, you CAN swim up - Sprint-Swim up and hold jump key (spacebar by default) and you will go up, very slowly, but you will

[@jimcleveland8248]

Iskall killed his own horse and you don't owe him anything except major payback for all the pranks he's pulled.

[@arthaiser]

yeah, but is more funny this way

[@grondhero]

*Beef S9:* __ *Beef S10:* How do maps update?

[@Riceking10]

"You know what's great? When your house is white" Iskall is killing it this year.

[@user-pw5do6tu7i]

the guy who makes the 'citrus bark' pun also runs the fish mafia. love hermicraft.

[@indigoatelier5775]

This season start is just full of fun conflict. We get to start with what feels like a war build up and Skizz is in on it from the beginning! I'm loving the interaction between you two!

[@HexHanna]

This big salmon stuff is like llamadad vs the goat father all over again, I'm here for it

[@rdavies793]

Doc will soon be sleeping with the fishes...

[@crowbo]

Love the Seinfeld butler response

[@Mkharis257]

I like the way Skizz says "doccy boy" ahaha

[@eeeellie]

Slow Sipper is one of my favourite songs! The Dip is so good

[@diobrando6245]

This whole bickering need a funny swedish soundtrack to add more fun kekw

[@trevorthorlakson]

I saw the dip live at a blues festival. Absolutely amazing group. Beef picked one of the best songs. Highly recommend “she gave me the keys” by the dip

[@makecanadamorelikeamerica8957]

Beef, use a composter for the dogs food dish, so it looks like you are filling the bowl and it will provide more texture as well as match the cauldron your using for the water bowl