Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP17 - What's In The Box?!

Mail, meetings, and a MYSTERY!
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[@AethirMordu]

The Beef-Etho mail arc is one of my favorite mini-plots in a while

[@CommanderCthulhu]

Beetho

[@saffral]

@@CommanderCthulhu Eeef

[@catboygremlin]

@@saffral EEEF

[@drapior2352]

@@saffral i read that in pauseunpause's high pitch BEeef XD

[@CheeseThePurpleDragon]

@@saffralI think you accidentally created a ship name

[@chicagogr81]

You're not capitalizing on the soup market: mushroom stew, beetroot stew, rabbit stew, and what could be a very hot seller suspicious stew. Also chorus fruit is just begging for a retexture and suddenly it's in high demand.

[@sheseuph]

soup group would give profit

[@JD2jr.]

Come to think of it, just start retexturing non-edible items as food and sell those...

[@sqweloookle]

He could employ the soup group to supply him hehehe

[@miskatolonen]

You cant leave it on a cliff hanger beef!

[@edtuckerartist]

I know right it is really

[@grondhero]

*Narrator:* He could, in fact, leave it on a cliff-hanger.

[@julierosemodelproductions]

considering you get an advancement for eating ALL foods, i think you should have that option in the grocery store to prove the point even further! half-foods, where we have ALL the food (minecraft approved) :P

[@amandamimic2725]

Ooh, actually it would be fun to have a section that lets you damage yourself to knock hunger down and you can buy an all foods bundle for the advancment!

[@julierosemodelproductions]

@@amandamimic2725 yes! excellent idea :D

[@NeverEatPearss]

oh that's a good idea, Poe Poe can't argue with official minecraft achievements

[@gernegaming79]

Hey Beef, just a quick sugggestion, how about telling Etho your Shulker shop was a temporary shop which must be taken down in compliance to the new permit office ordinance regulation anyways and your agreement doesn't extend to your permanent shop.

[@eldermisanthropy22]

Thissss!!! BEEF READ THISSSS

[@one_hoop]

Rename it to "Beef's Second Shulker Shells Shop"?

[@cathiz3387]

He could even declare bankruptcy for the popup (maybe because of the etho deal) and then start a new business without the old contracts. Pretty sure that's common practice.

[@SweetAshGamer]

"you just keep rising prices, until people won't buy them anymore" 🤣🤣🤣

[@redmist6131]

Then tou lower it by 1 diamond

[@ttry1152]

For being canadian he defiently is american

[@edtuckerartist]

One potato, two potato, three potato, more (diamonds!)

[@fhtraveler]

To hell with economic inflation!

[@evansaschow]

@@ttry1152no one understands monopolies better than a Canadian. All of our society is just a handful of monopolies balanced on a spindle

[@statelyelms]

I can't believe an off-hand comment and off-hand counter-joke has turned into Beef's entire season lore.

[@brianbuckley5204]

The big wood grand opening sign should just have a giant 50% on it with a very tiny "+" before it as fine print

[@kronoskai2738]

Or -50% off!

[@thorongil9]

"You just can't multiply," might be the harshest burn I've ever heard from Joe

[@Pinnix]

The way to get to Scar is to do something cool enough to make him want to get in on it. I'm thinking go all in on the terracotta rangers thing. Fancy costumes, cool horn assembly sound clip, custom weapons, giant transforming terracotta robot .... he won't be able to resist.

[@Th3Psych0hippy]

Don't forget the dried kelp, poisonous potatoes, and pufferfish for the food shop!!

[@thehotwheelsreviews]

dried kelp fully falls under the permit, no conflicts or questions

[@Alice-not-Alice]

Oooh what could be in those shulkers! Loving Big Salmon, it’s so nice to see Beef out of map purgatory this season. Also! Dear lord I hope Big Salmon and the Permit Office get into a proper conflict just to see how Skizz deals with being an enforcer for both

[@Werewolf914]

That'd be perfect it is usually a thing that the Mafia have Police on the payroll

[@owowarrior864]

oh yeah! conflict of responsibility for skizz would be so fun to see will he betray one? will he find a loophole? will both organisations turn to bribing him to betray the other? he's such a nice, loyal goon- i wonder what he'd do. the possibilites

[@Van-dq4sw]

I wonder if the Beef offering everyone food during the caving trip knew what he would set in motion.

[@Hermitcraft_X]

\o

[@amit_up]

Everyone: I need to keep my prices down so everyone buys from me. Beef: I need to up my prices so I don't need to sell anymore.

[@itsOnlyOlivia]

You and xB could add a Pet Food section to the shop that includes all the food for potential pets: raw fish (a Big Salmon cameo), bones/rotten flesh, seeds, sea grass, etc. Might not be totally practical for sales, but it sure would be cute!

[@lazz60]

What's in the box, WHAaat's in the Boox, WHAAAAT'SSS IN THE BOOOOOOOX

[@AtticHaunt321]

The execution of your Mission Possible was exactly what I hoped you would do! And that cliffhanger at the end? Can’t wait for the next episode (even more than usual).

[@zzmorgan4304]

Beef and XB's business plan is to keep raising prices till the stuff no longer sells, so they don't have to restock the shop. 😂

[@dingo4ever]

The beef xb friendship is one of the best parts of hermitcraft.

[@alyssarichards2939]

The way xb makes videos now reminds me of how beef made videos 10 years ago :)) I love it

[@majkenhoste]

Such a tease! Anyway, other things you can eat: glow berries, chorus and sus stew 🍽

[@StarNanny]

😂You two need to provide and *advertise* A Balanced Diet…..”All the foods for A Balanced Diet” ….even making a few balanced diet boxes, perhaps.

[@agelessorca]

Saw the "improved" Mission Possible headquarters in Iskall's latest vodskall clip and wondered who it was. Hilarious! He didn't even notice it in the background in the video!

[@statelyelms]

The back-and-forth of those shulker shells is KILLING me! I thought for sure you'd put two singular shells in the box and send it back to him to technically meet his demand..

[@automaticdata]

Technically you drink honey, not eat it. I think the honey thing may need a "Grian made a mistake" form to be filled out, because Joel has a honey permit. Time for you guys and Joel to visit the permit office, I guess ... (please hold music begins to play in the distance).

[@xSuperSoldier54]

Honey is food, considered a semi-liquid like jam or icing

[@WhoMusic]

I think that technically Joel's permit only covers Honey Blocks and Slime Blocks

[@one_hoop]

Honey is considered a liquid by TSA! lol Not that a Canadian would care about TSA, but anway.

[@edtuckerartist]

Runny honey can be a drink, set honey is food, so technically it's both.

[@automaticdata]

@@xSuperSoldier54 I was talking about Minecraft mechanics rather than IRL. In Minecraft, it's in a bottle like a potion, and it uses a slurping noise rather than a chewing noise, so you drink it imo.

[@slugore]

Beef’s audio is the best of the Hermits. His mic set up and sound is full ranged and lively. It doesn’t hurt that he has such silky tones.

[@Dnator]

"Ignore the ice," Nonsense, keep the ice! I hear they make great cooling units for liquid consumption. They are an accessory in which aids in All The Food.

[@LeopardMask12]

Yeah, not to mention he was carrying raw chicken in that box! That stuff needs to stay refrigerated!

[@catpeople11]

​​@@LeopardMask12great point, they need to start selling eskys/cooler packs for safe food transportation

[@bridgestew]

I'm enjoying how Mission Possible is suggesting ways for Beef to troll Iskall.

[@Mkharis257]

You should advertise the cakes to the big wood, because it's perfect for the opening ceremony party

[@Aenyn]

I love how fast the neighborhood meeting turned into an awkward family holiday dinner. 😂

[@cacaboss227]

i like the aperture science vibes from the ending lol

[@RyleaLynn706]

I like that Doc's biggest gripe isn't that the floor is only half-finished but that the cherry wood is being sold on the mangrove side.

[@FakeAccount-vw9gi]

Lol that was hilarious, I think skizz might’ve fixed it or he might’ve not, I don’t remember

[@wotterthose4511]

"this is fine, I did a good job you just can't multiply!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Praxaeus]

Beef, with a cliff hanger, FROM THE TOP ROPE!

[@jaminplays6724]

Business Idea for one or more of your shops. Double the price but then add a 50% off limited time deal that in reality will never go away. It will make the other Hermits think there getting a really good deal and also incentives them to buy a lot since they think the sale will be going away.

[@Jackappaarel]

That ending... well done beef, you had me hooked

[@jwest6058]

"What's in the box?" -Brad Pitt talking about a box filled with happy time fun sauce, nothing else

[@SquareRoot89]

Beef you have become my favorite Hermit to follow this season. Everyone is great, but I’m especially loving your stuff. Great work Beef.

[@fragayzeichen]

Love the malicious compliance of half foods >:) and usually I would agree with the logic of Honey being food, if there wasn't a specific honey (and slime) permit that Joel owns

[@WhoMusic]

I think that technically only covers the blocks, right? Which to me doesn't include the bottles.

[@fragayzeichen]

@@WhoMusic yeah probably, i mean the permit just say honey so could go either way

[@sagebauer1077]

Right, but you can craft blocks with the bottles, which could let the food store undercut Joel. Which is what the permits were supposed to prevent ​@@WhoMusic

[@johnnyshortfor]

The idea of Joel having yet more beef (badum-tss) with Xb is hysterical and god I hope something happens with it

[@Kenpokid4]

@@sagebauer1077 The permits are "supposed" to create comedic drama/RP

[@JamesOfEarth]

Cliffhanger alert!

[@Paulthored]

A Lawyer(possibly Rendog), would point out the following: *By asking for the* _"Return"_ *of these Shulker Shells...* *you have* -implied- *stated that you Previously had* *_"Accepted"_* *the same Shulker Shells, under the terms previously established.* *And thusly are bound by it.* __ Incidentally... I'd suggest that Beef set up a system of collecting/securing the Diamonds, regardless of whatever else he does. I feel like he Beef, should've gotten some Legal Advice.

[@prof.reuniclus21]

Wels was a paralegal in the Army

[@jennareally]

That was the prettiest, mysterious place ive ever been cliff hung.

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

Ougjfghdj the cliffhanger!! Ominous oceanic events are occuring and I couldn't be more hyped! Also just to pull the curtain back a bit: the secret salmon cave looks incredible but what I love the most about the final scenes in this video is the sound design in there! The overlapping bits of speech and unintelligible voices are so creepy and cool, while the droning background hum feels right out of the Portal games soundtrack. GG Beef, wherever you end up taking this storyline I'm fully hooked just from the production quality :D

[@Leblribrbrrq]

Does the POE differentiate between eatable (food) and drinkable (drink)? But honey is really more a food than a drink even though it comes in bottles. In Minecraft, there's not really a difference but then also every potion is food. So is chorus fruit and the poisonous potato, the pufferfish and all the suspicious stews. Milk buckets can also be consumed.

[@kylecat98]

Ice in the shulker with all the raw chicken is actually kinda brilliant.....there should be MORE ice in the chests around the shop! Otherwise how does the food stay fresh?

[@aceofarthropods2597]

i'm loving the big salmon arc you've been doing this entire season, can't wait to see where it goes!

[@ionmeth2031]

Trolls iskall. Get new quest, immediately plans to troll iskall again

[@octosoufre]

You should retexture honey bottles as mead or something like that. Then, there would be no possible issue !

[@redstonerg.8616]

Beef make an achievement kit that has one from all the food sources in order for someone who buys the kit to have an easy time completing the achievement

[@eramferguson1701]

The Sharks are watching Big Salmon

[@owowarrior864]

oh? sharks?? is there a rival group forming on the server?

[@eramferguson1701]

@@owowarrior864 No, I'm just joking around. Although, I happen to be the leader of the sharks.

[@MrCrownedClown]

Drinking honey restores 6 hunger and 1.2 hunger saturation. I would say everything that restors hunger and saturation is food. But POE POE will make the argument that you drink it not eat it. But i would argue that food can be liquid such as protein shakes.

[@theoreticallyabear2111]

Also: Isn’t it technically Keralis’s stand that he has paid/been paid to put in Half Foods? Is it even a violation to begin with?

[@catboygremlin]

@@theoreticallyabear2111 it is not in violation, no lol

[@SoulEaterGT]

I don't know if they know that scar already got a permit for all mob drops to sell 😂 This is gonna be a chaos lol

[@thehotwheelsreviews]

no, its for all mobs, not their drops

[@emcustard]

Big Wood's Big Opening Big Deal: 2 for the price of 3!

[@animeking1357]

I knew Etho would be too smart to fall for the trick. Bro what a cliffhanger.

[@nokaye3455]

Awesome music choice for the spooky salmon cave!

[@lilyb76]

Hey Beef, awesome episode. I'm loving Season ten, I've really enjoyed all the hermit interactions. I hope big salmon doesn't go to hard on you. Excited to see what you have in store for Scar. Get those permits.

[@axelblake8234]

You guys really gotta stop letting Ren and Cleo turn you into villains.

[@pesegolsson]

the diorite swap! "chef's kiss" 🤣

[@cherriesrule13]

this episode had so many little things that were just so funny omg. replacing with diorite, the beef vs etho shulkers, i ligitemently texted friends aobut the shop/permit thing. i'm cackling so good so fun

[@15drasedrase]

that ending is so well done!!!! i love how varied your episodes are beef :)

[@BazingaBec]

What an episode. The shots you used at the end were so good, and the cliffhanger! Also replacing the stone with diorite 😂😂 cant wait to see Iskalls episode now

[@jeepwrangler6936]

Been looking forward to this all morning! Thanks for posting Beef!

[@racheldavis5482]

Holy cliffhanger Batman!

[@KauthicDreamings]

The dictionary defines food as: "Any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth" You are 100% in the right to sell honey

[@Kneoria]

ahahahahaha i cannot wait for resurection of hermit court to show us the exciting case of half foods vs the permit office. the entire shennigans with the shops and the mail war with etho are hilarious to me

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

You should double the prices before the event, then during the event say half-off and since it's half-off the doubled price everything is just normally priced again.

[@articus5961]

have the hermits forgot that scar is likein top 3 in the life series, and the winner of the last one?

[@miniciominiciominicio]

"forgotten" has articus forgotten that 3/5 of the hermits in that scene have no clue about the life series let alone anyone's performance in it since they're not apart of the life series and don't watch it? and ren has missed out on 2 of the most recent series, save for his one episode cameo to fill in for tango?

[@joshmccarty8800]

Pronouncing words correctly is an easy win against scar.

[@izzyliberty8720]

oh heck yea malicious compliance! love to see half foods taking a stand!

[@Ninjalette666]

omg beef, he is going to have some seriously stern words with u once he realises what a mess you've made of the hermit quest headquarters

[@seiyaryu666]

CUB! CLIP THAT! 3:52

[@finnleyflint]

What a cliffhanger : D Excellent video again Beef! I like yours and Ethos shulker saga via mail so funny.

[@manu_faktur]

Holy smokes, what a cliffhanger - as if I wasn't already excited enough for your episodes!

[@andreablack1516]

Oh that cliff hanger hurt 😂 I’m dying to know!

[@core18godzilla64]

Beef Task - Improve this build the mission HQ in any way you see fit! Beef - That is Great! I have the perfect way to improve this build! A Few Moments Later! Beef Improve the Mission HQ with Diorite! Iskall85 - 👀😦😧😨😱 NOOOOOOOOOO! Not the Mission HQ!

[@johns9638]

LMAO the diorite part made me laugh so much

[@rimothytimothy1398]

The return of Team Canadaesque Beef and Etho banter and a cliffhanger. Good episode Beef.

[@MoranMatthew01]

I’m calling it, there needs to be a Hermit courthouse to settle permit disputes.

[@jaysoncadano]

that cliffhanger!! its almost as good as segues of team canada for the end of the episode

[@zorod5475]

Doc will definitely make sure all of your wood shops are sold out before big wood is officially open.

[@saintmayhem9873]

When are you gonna make Vintage Spleef the minigame?

[@voltmatrix1250]

I think we all knew in our hearts of hearts that Beef would cover the HQ in diorite

[@Flossman2]

HOW DARE YOU BEEF!! How dare you leave me on a cliffhanger!!

[@darkdragoness5]

The only problem I have with you completing your mission is that you could have added some diorite stairs for ease of access. Though if you ever get this mission again you could challenge yourself to make it more detailed with just diorite.

[@tigerlily6968]

Beef don't forget about chorus fruit it's edible as well

[@PaulOfThebesMC]

Most excellent Beef! Nothing like a good cliff hanger :)

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

Eefo and beef mailing each other is making me so happy

[@bigsponge8943]

I know yall are very busy but I was wondering how slip has been I watched all the play through's more than once growing up and I noticed he hasn't been uploading glad to see your still at it man.

[@jacobsandage9023]

You guys should sell everything that is considered food in the Minecraft "Balanced Diet" acheavement. That includes things like spider eyes, puffer fish, tropical fish, Honey bottles, and more. XD

[@eloquentornot]

Oh EXCITING!!! I'm looking forward to finding out what that cliffhanger is all about!!! Big Salmon!!!

[@stitrock8595]

16:57 Beef is apparently an unseasoned veteran of minecraft. Better for the heart than the salty ones.

[@Lotster55]

In the words of Brad Pitt... "WHAT'S IN THE BOX??"

[@molly_the_spy7414]

Don't forget to sell puffer fish. Edit: if you eat puffer fish while in the vicinity of a regeneration beacon something interesting happens. 😂

[@laurendeau91]

I think the All the Food Permit should encompass everything that falls under the "A Balanced Diet" achievement

[@OliverK1]

Thanks VintageBeef! It wasn't really funny but i laughed so hard regardless when you "fixed up" the platform with Diorite. its the little things sometimes..

[@GR_R2]

Love that this is becoming the BIG season. Big Salmon, Big Wood, Big T

[@Jet-Pack]

What a cliff hanger!

[@antiichristie]

The stunning conclusion of the mail scam!

[@cooperjay4823]

I'm a chef, honey is a type of food, anyone saying otherwise doesn't know what they're talking about.

[@grondhero]

I wish you'd put stairs going up to the Mission HQ. 😆 Oh, the cliff-hanger!!!

[@samzier_]

BIG SALMON LORE LEFT ON A CLIFFHANGER????