HERMITCRAFT HISTORY!!! - EP18 - Hermitcraft Season 10

I reveal what was in the shulker boxes and it will blow your MIND! I also go on a crazy adventure with Zedaph!
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[@xBCrafted]

Dang! I should have started an underground shulker empire!

[@VintageBeef]

Too honest for your own good.

[@sglenny001]

That would explain where you got the McManion form btw the build is amazing im massive fan of wood flooring

[@voiddiver1]

Special move for joel should be “neck kisses” and it could maybe act like a siphon ability, like if it does 50 damage then he gets 20hp back? I like this idea

[@yggdrasil75]

if its against etho, its doubled or more.

[@cheesykatie]

Other move "My Wife" blocks retaliatory damage dealt after "Neck Kisses." I'm bad at game design so I have no idea how to balance this... full/partial block, base it on a roll?

[@PTUBE101_]

Joel alter ego should be Bad Boy Joel from Limited Life

[@voiddiver1]

@@PTUBE101_ OMG YES

[@ldyvaporeon9944]

​@@PTUBE101_i would have gone for god Joel from Empires but that also works. Bad Boy Joel could be PVP and if grian is on the bench his special could get the same bonus as if a TNT effect card was played dealing damage to both the opponent and himself fits with the bad boys' recklessness in limited life.

[@rickhillegas2414]

Beef episode 1: "I'm not going to be doing maps this season" Beef episode 18: "I'm going to be doing maps this season"

[@_BangDroid_]

How did he have the time to put months into map building, while also doing everything else this season? 27:57

[@jwest6058]

@@_BangDroid_ he made them last season

[@Charlescarder]

You should probably get a permit for “all the tcg cards”

[@PrathamRajput8]

You are forgetting that The permit office is Under Grian !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@VintageBeef]

I think ill have to

[@PrathamRajput8]

@@VintageBeef Please make sure to let us know how your experience of permit office will be 🙂

[@simic0racle157]

@@VintageBeef if you do doesn't that make trades illegal?

[@Foxeyify]

I think the permit office should commission you. They should be grateful that you have brought this around. Good for business ;)

[@yellibell6325]

I had tears in my eyes! You owning a shulker farm the whole time but never mentioning it was the funniest possible punch line to the whole video. You’re the best sport ever!

[@VintageBeef]

I wanted the desperation for shulkers to be there

[@IacopoMenegatti]

Overseer is an incredible name for the card of an incredible man, TFC never forgotten ❤️ 9:03

[@RetroBlockade]

It made me tear up a little seeing that

[@beatdj24]

Joel’s alter ego could just be “editor Joel” he calls editor Joel stupid all the time in his videos and acts like it’s a different person. The artwork wouldn’t have to change much and would be hilarious.

[@TipperProject]

I'd like King Joel from Empires S1. He's already in hermitcraft as an armourstand. Also Gem's alt is from Empries S2 and Pearl's alt is from the Life series so there's a possibility

[@thegameplayer125]

that or 1 of joels empire personas

[@olivers.7821]

Or Detective Joel from the small series.

[@thegameplayer125]

@@TipperProject and it also looks like false's grand architect design is based off of her empires character

[@kadoceleritus]

Editor Joel with the image being a photo of irl Joel would be cracked.

[@narakat4605]

Slightly surprised Tango's alter ego wasn't the Dungeon Master

[@asdfasdfasdf2053]

I wish they would do a season 3. And given the custom models that Tango tried, I think he want's a season 3 too.

[@nrwiederhold]

looking for a "cough" move hahaha

[@thomasfplm]

True

[@miguelangelsb_]

One of Joel's common attacks should be "Subscribe"

[@moriquendi4975]

For Skiz please make a “don’t be that guy” move lol. This makes me so happy. Happiest of Mothers Days to the ladies in your life.

[@Vaillle]

Or his “huhuhu, woo” laugh. Or his, “GET OVER HERE AND HUG ME!” 😂

[@fhtraveler]

*"That Guy"* 70 dmg, flip 2 coins. For each heads, choose an opponent's hermit. Chosen hermit cannot attack on the next turn.

[@Bethylee]

other names could be "Hup" or "Homeh Buddehs"

[@fuyahanabi1304]

When TCG GO finally arrives, somebody needs to make the "I play TCG GO everyday!" song to annoy everyone because why not

[@xxdaemonarchxx3436]

So we walk around our neighborhood trying to catch hermits? Lol

[@Twentynyne]

oh my gosh now I have that song in my head

[@Nebagram]

...and put it on a custom horn

[@buddytrueblood]

It needs to be Pause singing it too

[@sentientstump]

they gotta play TCG GO every day!

[@Me3stR]

Remember when Mumbo accidentally revolutionized Slime Farming? But it took DocM taking his concept to the HiveMind to do so? I feel like that "Double Explosion" mighta done the same thing? Did the Shulker accidentally duplicate the TNT, AND itself?!? 24:20

[@VintageBeef]

That's definitely what it looked like...

[@lomiification]

Looks like doc's got a new way to make sand

[@lukeburris1011]

Yeah, there's got to be some duping mechanic you could exploit there.

[@Van-dq4sw]

It may be simple, but in my heart of hearts, one of Skizz's moves should be "What's Up?". Or "Wuzzup?" if we're going phonetic.

[@Ca7iburn]

😁 Skizz has a few. Wazzup homy! Yeah Baby! Bop it up!

[@WhitzWolf92]

@@Ca7iburn Hup!

[@lemmhmg-heavymetalgaming8855]

Dang it!

[@andydirk88]

Doc having to thank Big Salmon for the return of TCG is gonna be gold!

[@johnsonofdonut7706]

Card idea Skizz special: Jerk! - your opponent’s attack next turn cannon deal more than you did this turn. Basically is a counter to cards that just nuke (say, boomer)

[@benji272]

hi john :). also this is the best ability idea I've seen so far. but it would let you survive forever if you just don't attack. it also would need to cap the damage after armour or it would be op imo.

[@DRMINE12123]

Hi john, hi benji, it's me, the Dr of the Unhinged (Mine)

[@mackenziedavidson6211]

“PIECE OF JUNK” would be a GREAT move for skizz

[@andydirk88]

Alter ego ideas for Joel and Skizz is you are looking for them! God Joel from Empires Season 2 and Naked and Scared Skizz from his and Impulses joint series.

[@captdifficulty6058]

And for Skizz, it needs to work in dying to berry bushes as a power.

[@Vaillle]

I like the Shrek idea for Joel and the POE POE ego for Skizz.

[@captdifficulty6058]

Berry Sneak Attack

[@rookeealding2803]

@@captdifficulty6058 or the scuompass ( I don't know how you spell it.)

[@nikhilgirish7314]

The mankini french-keralis is the more iconic alter egos. He taught me so many French terms

[@ManateeGag]

Skizz's Blue move should be called "Name it!" And involve naming a card type (item, hermit or effect) and if they draw that at the end of turn, they get another draw.

[@alyssarichards2939]

Oh my god good one!!!

[@rubbydraco1334]

The only Alter ego that i remember is Beeralis

[@VintageBeef]

Not that one...

[@sarthakmunda3914]

How could you forget the Mankini Keralis :D

[@lemmhmg-heavymetalgaming8855]

‘Bonjour, je’mappelle Keralis’

[@chaosanthonydehart5741]

ya know i think for me the best part of this season is all the colabs and interactions

[@Verygoodfeel01]

Everything with Zedaph is better

[@WashYourHands__]

Skizz says "DANG IT" a lot 😂

[@lomiification]

Or the bop

[@hd_inmemoriam]

Zed and Beef is always a fun time. Excited to see TCG back, btw.

[@qocket]

TCG IS BACK BABEEE, glad you imported the textures as you put in all the hard work last season. Thankyou Beef. You're the best.

[@grondhero]

Essentially this was Beef doing a secret experiment using Zed to make a 15+ minute advertisement for Beef's Shulker Shop. 😆

[@Raining4rain]

Joels alter ego should be shrek, because of his long standing old skin

[@princeapoopoo5787]

My heart says it should be god joel, especially because he's actually been on the server in s9, but my god, shrek joel would be the absolute funniest. i would build a deck around shrek joel.

[@mr13igh]

Sorry Beef but there has been something carried over from previous seasons ... YOU HERMITS 😂 Never thought I'd get excited to see TCG back...but here we are, can't wait to see how you've developed it!

[@Aranel_Alasse]

Skizz' alter ego should definitely be naked and scared Skizz 😂 Potential move names could be Hup, Crit, Nooch, Snoogens, Homie Buddeh and Kevin Bubbles Malone Refrigerator Jimmy Madeye Dugan

[@Starhunter1975]

Just like horn of the month. You can do card of the month. Have an effect, item and Hermit card in a pack and make the cards random too. Another idea. Put all the names of those who sign up in a dispenser and pick out at random name and they get a special card. You can also do a contest. Where the hermits have to buy specific items from the shops and who ever gets them first gets a few cards.

[@RainMakeR_Workshop]

WHOOOT. So cool to see the steampunk skin I made for Tango on a TCG card.

[@lomiification]

That's a really nice skin! Well done!

[@RainMakeR_Workshop]

@@lomiification Cheers. Its originally a skin I made for myself. But when Tango started the first Create mod series I made a Tango version for him. He never found it till season 2 of the Create Mod though. Hoping he'll start using it in HC since he's going for steampunk build style. But he hasn't so far.

[@YetAnotherJenn]

I love that art! Good job! ❤

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

IT'S BACK I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WOOOO 🎉🎉🎉 I thought the colour palette of the room at the end of last episode looked familiar, with the shulkers & sea lantern... I didn't dare to hope... But!!! TCG IS BACK BABEY!! Beef you're insane for completing the full set last season, I'm so excited to discover these new cards & see this amazing game continue through future seasons for as long as there's hermits willing to play :D

[@joostfloot5279]

Zedaph is such a funny guy. And excited to see TCG return

[@shiznaztm476]

Love the alters. Tango not being "The Dungeon Master" though 😢

[@lexstellaris]

PRAISE BIG SALMON IT'S BACK! :D I'm so excited for more TCG!!!

[@cubfan]

TCG back. We are so back!

[@GioFransesca]

Lets go TCG!!!! Also, if you don’t have an alter ego for Joel, why not make his alter ego; *Etho girl* I’m sure Joel will love that 😂😂😂

[@tomc4132]

Dude that quest with zed was so much fun to watch. Such a fun and unique idea to make enjoyable content!

[@Kur0Engel]

That “OOOOoo” from xB was sooo excitable. Loved it

[@AdalizMColon]

I'm actually glad that we have some TCG again because you worked SO HARD on the game and the maps, and that is worth being enjoyed for longer than S9 after it was completed. I am very excited to integrate it with the mail system, and I know XB and Wells would appreciate it since they really loved the TCG.

[@avcivi]

Listening to you two laugh the whole time was so much fun. Zedaph not knowing was just the perfect end. As someone who just joined this season but has heard of TCG, I'm excited to learn about it!

[@EPICGRIMREAPER]

I thought tcg go was gonna be a hermitcraft tcg for mobile

[@frostyfly31122]

so exciting to see TCG back. cant wait to see the go version. i dont supposed a physical version of the alter ego set will be up for sale some time in the future too?

[@thereinforcementshavearriv8288]

Wouldn’t that be the dream

[@darkgeneral9994]

Ik you’ve said this season won’t be TCG focused but I have to get this idea out there, I would love to see a TCG expansions pack full of all the old hermitcraft members from the early seasons who no longer participate on the server. these people are part of hermitcrafts history and I’d love to perhaps see abilities based around what they do now or what they did.

[@LostColtmusic]

For Joel, alter ego suggestion: Bad Joel (eg from Limited Life); attacks: neck kisses, montage, subscribe, obsession, big beans, and fight club For skizz: scared skizz (complete with his Naked/Scared skin); attacks: let’s dance, homie buddeh, yoo yo, storytime (special sleep attack that puts opponent afk), be good, and affirmation (heals one of your own afk hermits).

[@jojobobbubble5688]

This was a really exciting and landmark episode! Glad to see the hard work brought forward and that farming adventure with Zed was pretty amazing lol

[@jayu_91]

I’m imagining Shade-E-E has ‘Free Glass’ as a special move and it keeps the opponent from attaching an item…

[@dandymcgee]

The best thing about TCG, unlike Decked Out, is that it's relatively simple to move it to the next season. I would absolutely love it if Hermitcraft TCG becomes a passive part of all future seasons, similar to stats poker.

[@50sRockChick]

That end raiding is just hilarious. Brilliant episode again.

[@silverfeigner]

I needed a good laugh for today. Thank you Beef for the entertainment of watching you and Zedaph trying to take out skulkers with TNT. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a Hermitcraft video.

[@sufisufi123]

Yess i’m so glad tcg back!! Really enjoyed it last season because it really helped to give that sense of community (when hermits played and interacted with each other) which is in theme with what you’re going for this season anw ❤

[@Kneoria]

oh my god that episode was hilarious. i loved the shennanigans and i think the fact that zed didnt know that you had the permit for shells was amazing I think one of Skizz's attacks should be DANG IT!!! and another could be HUP!

[@CeirrentheAssassin]

First, get a permit to be the one selling the cards. After you get said permit, build a small shop and sell packs again for 5 diamonds or 1 diamond block. Another way to get them out there is to make quests to find packs or starter decks where the Hermits have to follow clues. I would say hide only one of each deck and multiple packets of cards put a limit of how many of these quests each person can do in a week. Depending on what cards are in the packs will depend on how hard the quests are. It will be something like with King Ren story last season with the quests.

[@rachelkubacki1642]

I am so happy to see the TCG cards!!! Cub and Jevin talk about how much they miss it all the time

[@DruidQueen89]

The sound I made seeing the TCG cards... I am SO happy!! Now everyone who missed it can play! Thank you Big Salmon!

[@riiiiiight4959]

Ooh ! Maybe, after you've finished all the cards and adding the new cards additions, you can talk to joel for the "not supposedly talked about" ***** club.. instead of PVP arena, you build HTCG arena.. And for keralis alter: coast guard Keralis - 270 HP prank type Basic atk: mayday, mayday! (30atk)(1x prank type item, 1x all type item) Spc atk: Sinking (50atk)(3x prank type items) Special atk "sinking": 1st roll - basic 50 dmg. 2nd roll - 2 coin toss +50 more dmg if the coin results are in the order of head > tail 3rd roll - 3 coin toss +50 more dmg if the coin results are in the order of head > tail > head. * Every roll will be counted as 1 turn atk. ** If player fails the 2nd roll but succeeded the 3rd roll, the counted dmg are 100 (50+0+50) *** Only the 1st atk count if player fails on both the 2nd and 3rd roll.

[@loniefink677]

I want to upvote this soooo much! Beef you are absolutely killing it this season! Ok, so I think you could build a card shop, or have you permanent shulker shop be a front for a black market (etho has been threatening a black market because POE POE forcing him to build a permanent structure for glass, stone and froglights). You can sell cards out the back light its contraband on the server and something that the permit office might know about but not be interested in cracking down on (this works with Grian's lack of interest, maybe more time, with TCG last season). I think that an alley way entrance to the minecraft equivalent of a sliding tab entrance (maybe a mumbo style secret key door, password) that is small but opens up into a vast underground trading area with lots of villagers running around like crazy (have zombies agitating them so they are in a frenzied state. Ok, that idea went along crazy path. Whatever you do, I'm sure it will be fun. Love your work,

[@idkwhatimdoinghere06]

WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE VINTAGEZED CONNECTION!! MORE PLEASE!! ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[@camperkiller3]

Etho's Decked Out 1 trophy was rebuilt in S9 idk if that counts as being "carried over between seasons"

[@GoopGhostt]

Zedaph: *holding 29 shulker shells* "That' more than we'll ever need!" Beef: *gets over a stack of shulker boxes in 20 minutes* 😬👍

[@whimzera]

The end raiding for shulkers was hilarious! Also, really love that you are including Skizz and Joel. I cannot wait to see what their cards will look like!

[@tiredexplora]

the zed end busting really felt like you were clearing a wool room in a ctm map

[@fjolliff6308]

Skizz can have "what's up!" As a special move, every 3 turns he could knock out an item card attached to an opponent. Or just do massive dmg to the opponent with the highest hp. His regular move would be super weak to balance him tho.

[@Mkharis257]

I DIDN'T EXPECT THE COMEBACK OF TCG BUT GOODNESS I LOVE IT!

[@WonkyWater-YT]

A while back i thought of Joel and Skizz cards and here are the ideas i came up with: (Common) Joel Health - 300 Type - PvPer ⚔️ Move 1 - Intro Damage - 40 Cost - 1 Blank Item Move 2 - Jeremy Damage - 80 Cost - 2 PvP Items (Rare) Joel Health - 260 Type - Builder 🏘️ Move 1 - Hot, Tall and Humble Damage - 60 Cost - 1 Build Item Move 2 - Mezalean Matral Palace Damage - 70 Cost - 3 Builder Items Flip a coin, If heads add +10 damage permanently to the move, Caps at 150 damage. (Common) Skizz Health - 290 Type - Prankster ✈️ Move 1 - Dude Damage - 40 Cost - 1 X Item Move 2 - Heart Foundation Damage - 90 Cost - 3 Prankster Items (Rare) Skizz Health - 250 Type - Balanced ⚖️ Move 1 - Dang It! Damage - 50 Cost - 1 Balanced Item Move 2 - Podcast Damage - 90 Cost - 2 Balanced Items, 1 X Item Flip a coin, If heads if by next turn this card is still active, Heal 60 HP, If you go AFK or are knocked out, heal another Hermit Card for 30HP.

[@caielini]

OOOO... permit loophole. Sell the Book and Quill as INSTRUCTIONS to play TGC. Do NOT sell the cards. Every set of INSTRUCTIONS come with a free pack of cards. Then you already have the permit. For some kind of subscription box you could sell a TGC new letter or tip of the month on the Book and Quill .

[@xyrsh]

OMG! This is so exciting!

[@SpillTheDice]

I'm really glad to see that TCG is coming back. You worked so incredibly hard on it, all of the hermits and fans loved it!

[@SandraSine40]

14:07 "they cheat all the time" I see beef is still biter about that UHC S4 from 12 years ago :D

[@mmorgnn]

happy mother's day, Beefers. hope Etho and Pause got you something good

[@YuckyAppleTree]

I'm actually really happy to see TCG return! It was really fun to watch last season!

[@mycroft3322]

I love the chaos in chat in the background while Beef is talking lol

[@Werewolf914]

So happy you found a way to bring back TCG, I'm excited to see Joel and Skizz cards

[@holtster3797]

I love it would pay for that add on omg.... So happy this legacy is going forward❤

[@tubelarr]

I laughed as much the second time as I did the first time with the TNT End busting.

[@trevorv8327]

Yessssss! I'm so happy to see tcg back! It's such a good community/collaboration builder!

[@Lea_D.]

Beef had a little tongue twister trouble telling Zedaph that he sells shulker shells down by the shopping district. Say that 3 times fast. 🙂

[@scotchramune]

I think Skizz's alter ego should be Spy/Secret agent Skizz it's a fun gag during Scars streams XD

[@ImaginaryMdA]

I love how TCG is staying alive across different seasons!

[@chicagogr81]

Idea for distributing cards: loot boxes. If you're selling shulker boxes anyway, why not have them be randomly dispersed with cards in them, some better boxes than others. The hermits have stupid amounts of diamonds this season, might as well tap into the must addictive impulse they can have with all that wealth: gambling!

[@egreaterthan753]

i hope more hermits build their own tcg arenas, it was so cool to see the different designs last season!

[@hunterharvey0716]

Joel has so many alter ego potentials it's not even funny, but Skizz has 2 great ones- Naked and Scared or Red Bloodlust from the life series! Does this mean AlterEgos might get a physical release? I am prepared to deplete my savings for another round of TCG cards 🤣🤣🤣

[@RandyNacol]

Beef this is exciting , So glad you're bringing a form of it back!!

[@neonmoon8356]

Omg, you have no idea how happy it makes me to see the game is back!! Well done with this surprise, I had zero idea this was coming. So excited to see its new mode this season!

[@cascade421269]

Suggestion: Wire a dropper/dispenser into the mail system to randomly distribute cards any time someone sends mail.

[@TheColorCraftMC]

Man! What a great introduction. Can’t wait to see more matches this season.

[@jean-michel_comhaire]

Downloaded the Season 9 world just for TCG - so, thanks, Beef

[@Foxeyify]

"I've been selling shulker shells." Trying saying that a few times fast.

[@SweetishSnail]

Seeing TCG back on the server was such a wonderful surprise 😊 What you've made is truly magical. I'm looking forward to what is to come!

[@paolovf]

I've been watching Beef since his first mindcrack season and I'm still feeling the same levels of entertainment and awesomeness. Thank you Beef

[@yorimitofuyudai9314]

so, Big Salmon wants to return the TCG to the hermitcraft experience? this is peak lore.

[@kimkimmy1279]

Totally excited TCG is extending into Season 10…..also so happy you are making cards for the new hermits too! Thanks Beefers!

[@MissGVS]

That. Is. Awesome! I'm so very glad Hermitcraft TCG made it to season 10! I hope we will see many matches and some fun stadiums. Your game is worthy of such historic epicness. Cub needs to make his tcg song into a horn now ❤

[@Monarchsfan02]

My MVP of season 9... was Beef... i never knew what card games were about... this is awesome!

[@thehotwheelsreviews]

fun fact, in beef's episode 83 of season 9, you can see worman, iskallman, and princess gem cards in the background

[@Cheddarfish6]

Joel needs at least one move that references his Etho Obsession 😅

[@lruddy8820]

i find it so funny when zed said look up thats where memories are in zeds video it was the thumbnail to the S7 video and for beefs video there was nothing

[@HelioSmith]

The big shulker farm reveal was hilarious!

[@imogens7281]

The second that shulker was opened I gasped with delight. So exciting!

[@ethannguyen9638]

I can't wait for this!! It sounds like a really fun and mobile activity!

[@Demon-da-bartender]

I was rlly excited for the surprise. Lemme watch it now