A dumb b*tch plays Hearts of Iron 4 again...

[@HeyCara]

Maybe it's me. Maybe it's my chat. ;p

[@redoqc]

your chat DID NOT help

[@Dood-vogeltje]

Maybe its maybeline

[@nicholasbreslin4484]

Its definably chat

[@Shadow-bk1im]

you really should finish out the game next time. If you don't capitulate the allies will eventually win. (well they will still win even if you capitulate. You just won't be alive to see it.) The only reason Germany is doing so well is because normally the USSR are helping the allies to defeat Germany, but this game because of you dragging the allies into a war with the USSR the USSR and allies are splitting their attention dealing with each other giving Germany more of an opening. However, even with this reality even if the USSR capitulates you will still win because Germany will run out of men before the allies and the Germany ai will never be able to take the UK and US.

[@owlhatch3812]

Well I wasn't in chat so maybe it's chat? I'd at least have used the art of war..

[@SennaAugustus]

HOI4 is the game I stare at the map a bit and go back to the chill CK3.

[@tommye-666]

You're getting better, as a deranged map gamer with 1.2k hours in hoi4, a good 150 were spent learning the game. The Soviets declaring on you in 39 was very weird though

[@Gameplayergod]

She does not have that many hours in hoi4 when I had 700 I could beat all og endsieg senerios as any country

[@awhahoo]

@@Gameplayergodive got maybe 500-600, the skill does not come with hours, but both knowledge and playing the game I am not very good yet

[@LachlanBell]

​@@awhahoo as a person who spent their first game playing Australia and then spent 800 hours trying to restore Byzantium this is true

[@imspudus]

girl I have ~1500 hours and im still winging it

[@zach7821]

Okay to be fair, the Soviets usually bluff on most of their 'Ultimatums' in historical mode, so them declaring war on you in 39 is very much out of the ordinary. Joining the allies in 1939 though was certainly a brave choice.

[@Curtis006]

It’s okay, idk how to play HOI4 either and I’ve never even tried, but like Jake the Dog taught us, sucking at something is just the first step to being kinda sorta good at something

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

This was a really fun stream. Cant wait to relive all the great moments

[@davveds145]

Great video, Its nice to see your progress with learning the game :)

[@HeyCara]

thank you :3

[@ByebyeCorona-s5d]

@@HeyCarawhy do u call yourself a bitc-?

[@lukesherry8416]

This is theoretically impossible. A woman playing the grand strategy game by paradox Interactive studios, hearts of iron 4? I’ve heard the legends, but I never took them seriously.

[@particlesnz3570]

super fun to watch im sure Alex the Rambler would be able to save this =)

[@littleeusbee]

I am just about completely self taught, and almost half of my 900+ hours on a keyboard that didn't have a control key, so I was always annoyed when my enemies would support attack and I didn't know how, no matter what combination of buttons I smashed together. So I consigned myself to a playstyle where i commit to every action, which works most of the time, but I feel vindicated knowing that it wasn't entirely my fault for being unable to do it. Anyways it's always fun to see someone figure it out :D

[@SleepyLazyPanda]

Some crucial Cara lore was created that day, especially : "New spelling, new bottle, bullshit unfolds" and "Kill the Hot Pocket!" It's beautiful General Cara o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7

[@hayleebale5931]

Took me a good forever to get the hold of HOI4. I think I found it easier to learn than CK2 or EU4 lol

[@Sawwhet]

It was funny, but unfortunately im pretty sure it was all over the moment that the allies ended up at war with the soviets. I think this game may have gone better had you not called in the allies against the soviets until later. Pretty sure the Soviets lost access to most all of their rubber after the war declaration, as they likely got most of it from Allied nations. Also the few additional skirmishes on land and sea between the allies and soviets, that im sure happened here and there, probably tipped the scales in the axis favor. Im also sure the soviet AI got hella confused when adding the allies as an enemy.

[@lynxgirlpaws]

This couldn't ever be done with vic2 because nobody knows what they're doing there

[@sluggo2385]

Cara your a decent player with always bad luck lol

[@Kabu_Kaiser]

It was a fun stream, you were so close, but like it's said every failure leads you closer to success. A few more tries and a less complex nation and you'll surely succed.

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

I recommend playing as the US, Britain, Canada, or Germany as those are the most beginner friendly countries. The Soviet and Italian focus trees might be a bit intimidating for beginners

[@pocketmarcy6990]

Germany is definitely the most straight forward since you just get free land and your enemies are all weaker than you

[@comb-t]

Allies being at war with the soviets kinda fucks up game balance, I imagine secretly the soviets and allies were just all dying to each other in siberia or something. Like I don't know why, because I never really see them (allies and soviets) helping each other that much, but every game I've seen where somehow the allies and soviets end up at war it ends up with germany doing way better than it has any right to do so for ages.

[@RelatiVe992]

I swear the best part about this vids is seeing alex tommy etc. having a mental breakdown about all the wrong decisions xD

[@davidbergstrom5703]

The CK1 music makes the game 10x better

[@zoyonara]

Came late to the stream, but now I know the lore about the soviet's involvement^_^

[@thepie193]

It's all fun and games until she brings back the kaiserin just for fun then BAM, you've lost 3000 hours of your life in another map game.

[@khilorn]

It was bold to assume we knew ANYTHING about HOI4. xD

[@SleepyLazyPanda]

It was a really fun live

[@faridfirdaus240]

It's hillarious, too bad i missed the livestream :(

[@Phantom-jo4eg]

Please more hoi4

[@ArcAngle1117]

You should try out the Old World Blues mod, it's a Fallout mod. It's a really good way ro learn HOI4 because it's way scaled down. Fewer factories, less man power, an easy to understand tech tree.

[@dekuboidonut4552]

I was initially surprised you got into hoi4 considering the odd reaction you got from the game's fandom 😭

[@XanderHerman-y8j]

I play hoi4, in multiplayer and have like 600 hours. I don’t know how to play hoi4

[@carsonpaullee]

Do a game as an Australian custom nation hereditary rule with aboriginal tech group and whatever ideas you want!

[@TheCraftedCreepers95]

Really cool you're playing hoi4 again I really hope you do more! if you do I highly recommend, as awkward as it might be, to play nations like Germany, Italy and Japan as they give you a good idea of how the game works early on. Germany is strong and has a good amount of weapons, troops and resources, Italy gives you a war at game start which helps a lot when learning how to battle plan. Japan is over all just fun and easier to play with a straight forward historical goal so you can really feel like you're working towards something. Nations like Sweden and stuff are not a great idea to play first. At least I learnt a lot from playing those 3 nations. A lot are very overwhelming in comparison.

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

Maybe HOIFish could teach you something. Koifishes evil war cousin.

[@HuginX]

You should try my mod swedor when you play sweden :)

[@Trolololololol0l0l088]

ЖЕНЩИНА?! ЖЕНЩИНААААААА АААААААААА!!!!

[@BehelitZero]

I use console commands for a chance at a normal game