HIGH KNEES - Dances Moving! Ep. 2

"THE HIGHER THE KNEE, THE BETTER THE ME" - Mark Twain
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[@rebeccahughes8734]

Declan is a true chaotic neutral

[@itsnoob6634]

Declan deserves better than this

[@courtnie1783]

I'm so invested in this complex plot line help

[@derekconwaygd]

Courtnie Kom oh if only you knew

[@isamekailmahmud9302]

@@derekconwaygd could you please tell us

[@derekconwaygd]

Watch the full series

[@memerman9268]

OHHHHHHHHHHH IF ONLYYYY

[@smthig]

IF ONLY YOU KNEW

[@alexinatree]

proof 1 that brian can jump real high

[@kira6434]

pretty fucking high

[@semilily_]

proof 2 is that straddle jump he did during the perfect pokerap

[@robynthethird4776]

-can jump pretty fuckin high -can't jump pretty fuckin high

[@mulletjoker6419]

EIGHT FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

“What is one thing that you’re good at? Jumping!” -BDG in the kojima name video

[@benh2083]

How do you get that many willing victims ?

[@ChebheadSolobaby]

this is a good question

[@Aaronic88]

Baltimore runs on blackmail.

[@willkatinsky9548]

Buttered niblets?

[@hattu7924]

still wondering

[@aavikpakrasi]

Not the nibs, but single carrot runs improv classes. Plenty of fodder for the BDG machine.

[@Minumer]

- Declan was not a fan of high knees.

[@schmingerfly6436]

This is where he got banished because he couldn't get along with his partner in episode 5.

[@irenanena100]

@@schmingerfly6436 *they

[@emd5492]

I'm still struggling at understanding how he can get his knees so high.

[@fernherbert5296]

He wore ankle weights in middle school, so he can jump pretty fuckin high now

[@aliteralgoblin8761]

@@fernherbert5296 excuse me? Is that true?

[@fernherbert5296]

@@aliteralgoblin8761 yea it is, he said it in a polygon video and he explained it all

[@aliteralgoblin8761]

@@fernherbert5296 I watched the video yesterday and was ,, astonished

[@yeetteey3250]

Fern Herbert which one

[@savannahwise7058]

Brains songs always have a slight Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vibe to them

[@ampersand08]

I think I'm in love with BDG.

[@kazzajaxon7566]

I know I'm in love with BDG

[@vicjaxon4474]

Too late he already got a date, I know that the fate may me set in stone, but its been two years and that doesn't stop the need to moan You may have a itty bitty chance, but that doesn't mean to start to prance, Just remember if your knees are high you might fly, and be lost to the expancive sky Two years later and he still has fire, but learning to ryme isnt a hard skill to aquire I may be a freshmen in high school, but at least im not an old fool, Im also from the old hills of baltimore, but now I live in a small town with less gun horror Ill stop now casue its 12:14, but remember this is some trouble that I had not seen

[@seniorhill1667]

If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong

[@fuckwit107]

I'm a lesbian and even I'm in love with BDG

[@altf4undo01]

yeah get in line

[@eastia7518]

I successfully asked someone out today and the robot voice saying "I can't believe you got a date" has been playing in my head ever since

[@3pizza43]

it bugs me way more than it should that the axis's on the graph are swapped. bdg is implying that your more likely to be succesful the higher your knees are. but what the graph actualy shows is that the more likly you are to be succesful, the higher the your knees are. and no that is not the same thing.

[@metallsnubben]

3pizza43 To be fair if the graph is just showing a correlation between two stats then *technically* they mean the same thing, even though of course we tend to see the X axis as the ”starting” variable in functions

[@biddleTM]

nerds (I'm kidding)

[@HaganConnell]

I think it's meant to be that way. What he says in the song is one thing, but what the story of the episode shows is that it is his joy and his successes that make his high knees what they are.

[@wittymr8734]

He says: He gets his knees high, so he is successful. The graph says: He is successful, therefore he can get his knees high. Is I think what you are saying, right?

[@bekss6307]

Well the song does say correlation is positive so I like to believe it’s kinda like a joke. Like it correlates but doesn’t cause but BDG is making people knee high anyways.

[@noobmaster69briandavidgilb88]

1: Spidergwen????? 2: The older guy looks like Christopher Eccleston 3: Who wouldn't date Brian? He's comfortable with himself, hilarious, good at what he does, probably smarter than most of us, does theater, etc.

[@garageman2236]

Orange shirt guy is back after he couldnt believe you could do the step touch with every single song

[@mitchellthibeault6759]

Was waiting for a dark turn

[@johndou423]

too much DHMIS?

[@novas2905]

I've seen too many weird videos on youtube. So whenever I see videos like this I'm always just waiting for it to turn dark. And I dunno whats more unsettling, it not turning dark (because it just leaves you feeling like there's something wrong) if when it dies turn dark (because it just leaves you feeling like there's something wrong)

[@teecee92]

It took me about 15 watches until I noticed this but the guy in the blue t-shirt and headband at the back is his cool room mate who loves to bake.

[@dschelada1]

This is basically a tutorial for the Siblings Dance. I thought these moves were family secrets. Thanks for sharing!

[@cornybriar1291]

Trying to do these videos as actual work outs, out of breath right now, definitely wasn’t able to do high knees for the whole video. Also absolutely love the plot, I’ve watched this series multiple times💙

[@linear5695]

Hope you're keeping up with it. I'm starting to follow along through these vids first thing in the morning as a workout, too. And this one is EXHAUSTING. lmao

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

I despise high knees because I had to do them all the time back in high school and I have exercise induced asthma but wasn’t diagnosed at the time (meaning no inhaler, and no way to convince the PE teacher that I really couldn’t breathe- they always thought I was just trying to get out of class) so I pretty much constantly had asthma attacks doing these :/

[@comedycomics3586]

The only cure to Depression.

[@Keith_Petersen_Actor]

Um.... I don't want to break it to you

[@kappaross6124]

No this actually explains a lot See, worms don't have knees

[@gaymergoose]

the pure manic energy radiating from this is terrifying

[@liamolaoghaire]

You got a date that's good but can the high knees get you a job huh?

[@liamolaoghaire]

Joseph Delahunty He’s come a long way from watermelon man

[@bartman5693]

Classic Gilbert.

[@eattoe6972]

classic bartman, i miss your comments on his new vids

[@megabazos]

One more of these vids and I'll be the star of my hometown discotheque!

[@emmarabenhorst3106]

Those shorts... they are SO maryland. I love them

[@olliefischer]

the mood of this one is like if Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! had about six cups of coffee

[@slotzoffuntrue]

This man makes me proud to live in Maryland

[@kara2125]

this is what having adhd is like

[@honkhonk9266]

...yes

[@miapotvin3396]

Pretty much

[@enricobellisario2738]

No it's not.

[@LapisPZ]

As someone with ADHD I can confirm

[@turtlecat0262]

More like schizophrenia

[@KarisKarisKaris]

of all the dances moving songs, this is the one that gets stuck in my head the most. I love it

[@JordyJordyMan]

This is the quality content I subbed for.

[@madelinevandehoef5666]

my back to school day has been blessed. thank you brian david gilbert you wonderful boi you

[@steeevealbright]

This is getting better and better

[@Alina28357]

A Heini (pronounced the same as high knee) is a term for a somewhat laughable guy, a harmless but slightly appalling idiot in German. Just so you know what I was hearing

[@erinyes3943]

I was thinking heinie (butt)’

[@thumpertunes73]

and here i am on my rewatch of this entire series 'and i'm feeling really good in baltimore city' is going to make me feel Emotions. fuck. not for long you're not.

[@wired1533]

Accidentally heard "What is the opposite of love?"

[@JHEVR]

God Fucking Damnit Declan! It's High Knees

[@josi4566]

0:48 that's some good educational rap right there

[@brotherwill2107]

If we dont get to see the date in the next episode i'm unsubbing

[@kappaross6124]

I'm sorry you had to unsub but was the rest of the series worth it?

[@KeeganWoodward]

is this what the kids from zoom are like as grown ups?

[@lmaodotnet8188]

I’m loving those Maryland pants and other references! Some Maryland pride I see!

[@garageman2236]

Declan is my favorite miscreant

[@Jaydee8652]

“If you have incurred any injuries as a result of Dances Moving! please contact you doctor and realize that the Dances Moving! company and Brian David Gilbert cannot be held liable”

[@Andy-mg1rs]

this is going places

[@tantricjeffanie]

This series doesn't have nearly as many views as it should!

[@HypaspistOrange]

Surprised the bearded guy with the orange shirt came back after his disgust with the previous dance

[@garageman2236]

Not the correlation not the causation. And the axes of the graph suggest the more successful you are the higher your knees go. Semantics.

[@SkeletalSystemBones]

I thought the credits said "Shot on Location" "Not a single Carrot there"

[@henrypivac6239]

I really hope a deeper meaning will be revealed in a future video!

[@derekconwaygd]

henry pivac oh it was alright

[@emmsklooz]

Animal crossing characters being chased by bees be like:

[@beefromashroom]

1:50 when Brian starts saying "high knees" over and over sometimes it kinda sounds like he's saying "knees high" which is completely wrong

[@calvininsf]

Declan? Is that you?

[@Roma-kp4qg]

"I can jump really fuckin' high" was not a lie

[@supperpuppy8]

Knittys gets me everytime

[@benhicks7937]

It makes me the happiest that he is wearing Maryland flag shorts

[@gracelm623]

How does this guy not have more subscribers?!

[@slauthordraws3363]

CORRELATION IS POSITIVE

[@jhubeJELLO]

*DON'T DO DRUGS*

[@kristinaamuan7577]

this video gave me a panic attack

[@vincenoname]

Get 'em up now! Come on! What's the opposite of low? HIGH! Whaddya call this part? KNEES! Put 'em together, it's addition time! Knee Highs! No, High Knees. Get 'em up high, then up even higher, it's not a lot to do. Show me your dreams, your sky high desires. You have to get your knees so high like a plane, high like a mountain, high like a stoner 420 (don't do drugs), high like a very tall building where the elevator ride makes you dizzy, don't get in a tizzy. Just knees up, knees up, knees up, don't stop Sharks have to keep on swimming or they die Knees up, knees up, knees up, don't stop. Up to your shoulders, up to your eye. Keep on going, but look at this graph, via math we see the truth. The answers're as simple, it'll make you laugh, the higher you can get your knees, the more you succeed, the more you are liked. More, more, more! (correlation is positive) More self-esteem, I could walk into a toom and say "Hey, look at me, yes you, look at me, I'm great and smart and nice and we should go on a date, I'll pick you up at eight. Sorry that was forward, yo-" [conversation] Ooooooooohooooo, knees up, knees up, knees up, knees up! She said yes, 'cause my knees are high, also 'cause I've got this twinkle in my eye. I'm so happy I could die, but the higher I can get my knees, the more I succeed, the more I am liked, More, more, more, more! (I can't believe you got a date) My moves are good and I'm proud and I'm pretty and I'm feeling really good in Baltimore City and my mood is high, just like my knittys and you wanna know why, 'cause to my ditty. (High Knees) x12

[@Messiah.Complex]

Came for the dances, Stayed for the love story

[@zware88]

Knees up high like global temperatures! :D

[@robotcheers6291]

high kness are just happy stimming

[@IAmToad_Man]

This is so incredibly obscure

[@coolpotato7305]

good shit bdg! keep it up

[@awesomevideos32]

This vid is lit

[@numbermunch9008]

0:46 actual real eagle

[@clarabrandaog]

declan is such a mood

[@tortus333]

It starts to sound like "heinies" at the end there

[@jenthegem4301]

high knee's, high knee's, high knee's... hi- ney's? Hiney's, hiney's... reminds me of Hodor Lol

[@s0daobamna]

This is actually great

[@DiamondHero]

Love da music

[@googleyoutubename5878]

0:48 happy 420 yall

[@applejuice8251]

Yesss dad

[@Lakebikes]

Okay but this is a great workout series! Talk about a H.I.T.

[@atomickillsquad]

I've got a massive crush on Declan

[@KunjaBihariKrishna]

I remember the strange-dance youtube meta/niche of 2016-2018

[@PureGoldNeverCorrodes]

Why am I only getting these today?

[@oma1036]

YES DECLAN KNEE HIGHS

[@critch7514]

Damn, them hops though

[@leahl5007]

Dawwwwww! 💜💚💜💚💜💚

[@pinkiegoof]

Is that Sandra??????

[@kelzbelz313]

Hineys hineys hineys!

[@themurge]

Love them knees

[@norigib6186]

I ship bdg/declan

[@esu3380]

Hineas hineas hineas hineas!

[@mangooospagetti5879]

Woah he really can jump pretty fuckin high

[@seanwithafada.]

How was the date?

[@numbnuts375]

lmao the description

[@ALLCAPSKELL]

“Hineys.” 😂

[@rbl4112]

... I am not doing that for 2 minutes and 8 seconds.

[@OliviaSNava]

oh it's because you're in Baltimore.

[@mo482]

declan is so important to me

[@leahl5007]

I totally thought this episode was gonna be about butts

[@kyvenbruner3678]

K N E E H I G H S

[@TheJustinator]

Do not break.

[@joshh1341]

Yis anothher one!

[@R1ver7th]

declan is the star

[@_CinnamonKitty]

heinies?

[@tylermurdock8252]

when you realize this isn't a cult

[@niteowl9491]

Heine's Heine's Heine's Heine's

[@garageman2236]

Date number 2 everybody

[@crystallacy3581]

My stupid child brain: hehe heinies

[@anna-jaco7529]

Willbur has dainty man knees

[@sjoerdquaak5431]

Now I'm waiting for gus to show up here in the comments