Jumper explained by an idiot

[@BlueberryJamPie]

The biggest flaw in this movie is none of the jumpers had a gun. Every single fight could've been instantly won by just teleport > shoot.

[@Air-ts7cu]

Yea, I love this movie but it would be comically easy for a jumper to kill anyone.

[@KryptoKn8]

​@@Air-ts7cuyeah the fact that jumpers even have anyone trying to fight them is retarded. Like genuinely there are SO many ways to get the upper hand...

[@SimplyDuker]

Guess the power alone is already OP as fuck so the director (or writer) had to nerf the jumpers somehow.

[@GeezSus]

Or just grab people and teleport them to the sky. What are they gonna do? Stop falling?

[@KandarpGupta]

Gone Wick

[@madelyng1908]

I just recently watched this, and I was just angry the whole time about how incompetent every character is in this gosh darn movie

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Give the books a shot. Main character takes the powers seriously and the reasons he starts having problems (mostly he’s lonely) and how he deals with them are compelling.

[@theSixPathsOfTrains]

It's been awhile since I've watched it but I've always loved the movie. Really wanted a second 1.

[@tamas9554]

They can teleport to get literally any item they want and the film wants to tell me they don't know what a firearm is 💀

[@VincentMccauley-u5z]

Ogaboga 😊

[@_Alopecoid]

"Are jumpers never afraid of getting drunk and accidentally jumping to the moon" see, this is why you're amazing. You ask genuine, concerning questions on par with "how do blind people know when to stop wiping." You're an actual innovator

[@diegeticfridge9167]

That question has a very simple answer. The moon is insanely far away, like infinitely further away than any jumper can jump.

[@chiggomckekllecuck5117]

sniff test... or probably a bidet actually.

[@dennsynizchavez4034]

So this movie is basically Anakin Skywalker jumping from places to places and avoiding Mace Windu

[@Air-ts7cu]

Mace Windu*

[@dennsynizchavez4034]

@@Air-ts7cu Thx

[@enishi4ty5]

also yondu is killed by nick fury

[@rocoe9019]

It's only that basic if you are a fanboy with no life or personality outside of star wars!

[@viscountrainbows2857]

Was your single abusive dad a Star Wars fan?​@@rocoe9019

[@Nullis_V01d845]

3:14 if this guy had the power of a jumper he would be unstoppable

[@LOVEisTHEultimateLAW]

rainbolt is a wizard

[@brown56765]

Familiar with pretty much everywhere on the whole planet? Yeah I've seen that guy beat people at Geoguessr when all the locations are in his opponent's hometown and he only sees the screen for 0.1 seconds (I am not exaggerating)

[@j.w.-]

Like its also not even google maps or geoguessr, he has this one video where he flies with a plane to a different country blindfolded, not knowing the flight, is driven to some random spot and then guesses it correctly still. Like holy shit this is peak autism

[@lasarousi]

The Thumbnail alone deserves a standing ovation.

[@aryastark575]

Why? He didn't make the image. That's literally the one from the movie poster.

[@adityathakur8481]

thanks man(i did the post on his twitter)

[@TheHakanDK]

i read that as ovulation

[@mialuck13ss]

Explainer? I barely know her😂

[@Anamelessdude]

@@adityathakur8481 Good job bro

[@davidpettigians]

5:00 you see, he's opening them with dark souls logic where if a door doesn't open from one side you can open it from the other

[@theSixPathsOfTrains]

Fair enough

[@Ineedaburrito]

I came for guy jumping in jumper and I got jumper 0:19 this is true. Movies make it seem like the pyramids are in the middle of nowhere but you can drive right next to them, and even walk to them within 10 minutes to the main road.

[@bannannabannanna3676]

just came asw

[@thatguynamedtohuki]

yeah but iirc, if he was standing on top of the sphinx and the shot was towards the pyramids, you'd actually see the empty side source: my shitty memory of when i was there like 2 years ago

[@ThePurple_Animator]

8:11 it's Cantonese and it's not exactly goodbye. It's more of "see you again"

[@ahmedelhanafy7480]

May be 加油 in mandarin, no ?

[@仙帝]

that’s joy geen not joy woo

[@kaydenthat8222]

@@仙帝Both works, it’s more slangy for the one in the movie

[@rickygundam]

@@仙帝it’s 再會

[@SuperboyCSM]

"Jumper? I barely know her" goes harder than it should 😭

[@christianruffin1342]

6:19 High Boi using Jumper powers to repeat his line😂😂😂

[@TheOneAndOnly-x3w]

0:14 Usually I am prepared for the memes in the background but I did not expect that 💀

[@Flynn217something]

Every 3 letter agency acronym explanation was spot on 👌

[@7g8x]

imagine if the jumper was about a sweater

[@davemccage7918]

That’s called a hoodie! Learn to English.

[@aryapatel1932]

@@davemccage7918it’s called local dialects

[@JustinY.]

I imagine that High Boi was thinking of what movies to make a video about, only for a comically large lightbulb to pop up when he saw that scene from the Boys

[@sportyjhf5Q]

The king still lives

[@SamzWasTaken]

Ain't no way

[@Softjuice100]

omg its youuu how you been bro

[@DurroftheHurr]

yooo it's JustinY

[@stonedape3285]

Justin i missed you

[@NeonPlanes]

I wish we had got a crossover between this movie and the Chris Evans movie, Push.

[@mrheisenberg83]

I always confuse those two. Thank you for reminding me about Push.

[@JimboDaBimbo-v2n]

Push is a fave of mine it's really good

[@Kennings_lab]

I refuse to believe someone’s finished this yet

[@brunonjezic6208]

That was one of my favourite movies as a child together with Van Helsing. I rewatched Van Helsing not long ago and it is much worse than i remember so im now scared to rewatch this one

[@DemonPorkRAWR]

I always mix this movie up with "Push" (2009) starring Steve Rogers. That was a pretty dope movie. You should do that one next. Have you done that one? You should do that one.

[@Major-Problemo]

Does anyone notice the jazzy music the background? It makes the video so much nicer to watch. When you hear the music, then imagine the video without it ;')

[@dima.d.]

As I paid attention, I hear it as latin music. …And now it irritates me.

[@Damhamasu7]

i love it when the jumper says "it's jumping time!" and then proceeds to jump all over the place

[@naan-oyobizniz3168]

11:28 - I love how we can see the entirety of Kairo here. I guess it wasn't worth pretending like it didn't exist for this shot 😄

[@japabeaner]

You don't understand how infatuated I am with this movie, seeing you do a commentary on Jumper made me lose my shit I ain't even gon cap.

[@Akzcer]

3:03 - probably Charles' Bridge in Prague

[@MrDeaz]

It always is

[@eagle-tn6br]

2:24 They are not, they usually dont shoot it giza or in egypt in general because they make them pay a lot, so they go to neighboring countries and make a scene thats close enough to suit their needs at the same time as you previously stated, the pyramids of giza are pretty close to giza (duh) and you can walk close enough to get a nice view, but not too close because security around the pyramid is pretty tight.

[@Firemaster27]

“I have the high ground!” “You underestimate my teleportation.”

[@notmeowth]

never would i have expected seeing rainbolt in a high boi video

[@schurik4n]

5:06 lawyer collab? loved when you had JunkyardDigs in madmax over but this is a missed opportunity

[@MyNameIsSamFlynn]

I honestly think this is your best episode yet, the humor was on point.

[@samwright939]

This was so good i watched it twice

[@samwright939]

Wait i thought it was looper

[@froverlord]

you watched it twice in a minute?

[@z00ted420]

Bro I watched it like 7

[@dynamicpiyush9900]

how it posted 1 minute ago

[@manneyqp_1553]

I watch all these videos more than once

[@medicmayhem1]

I greatly appreciate the thumbnail joke

[@eskildstabskougaard3068]

*Forrest Gump voice*: Life is like a High Boi video. You never know what the fuck is gonna happen, or what the purpose is...

[@Kaldortangerine]

im half convinced this movie spawned the idea for dishonored

[@dastvan8002]

Now I want Anakin Skywalker cast as The Outsider

[@davemccage7918]

This is the first time I’ve seen anything this movie since 2008; I’ve forgotten it existed and how good it was. How did we never get a Jumper sequel?

[@14ryman]

Fast shot so good that I got the perk logo tatted on my ankle. Thank you for giving it the love it deserves :)

[@Wormopera]

So the bad guys are people who want to stop teleporters from abusing their power?

[@qbertsandy1367]

Ig…. The bad guys casually ignoring they have a device that can do basically the same thing

[@idyvalentine]

Jumper is the last main level released in the 1.0 update, it features relatively advanced platforming for the time and is considered by many to be the hardest of the original batch of levels released by Robtop.

[@notacreatureoftheabyss]

6:54 i find very mean to compare poor satanists to the IRS

[@AstroVal0.]

high boy is highing

[@somerandomperson3906]

She high on my boi till I movie or sum shi

[@Ninja56_Playz]

Jumper the Geometry Dash level?

[@JG-jz3wh]

5:05 Yeah I’m definitely buying that and rocking it everyday to assert dominance.

[@amaan0121]

Yo high boi made it, he got THE BOTS!!!

[@r3stl3ss]

"rainman geoguesser dude" is the perfect description

[@SetoG033]

It is always hype when this one high boi explains a movie

[@ethanmiller631]

i can't believe people who made this think this is good for the general audiences

[@jordancambridge4106]

His father is Marry Poppins Yo!

[@JackTheDripper911]

Ah yes I watched the whole thing 3 times over as it was absolutely phenomenal!!

[@headecas]

wait...dude stabed the sphynx with an umbrela?arrest this man!

[@mrflamram9966]

Forgot how cool this movie was even though it's slightly dated, especially with the romance aspect.

[@munrowallace]

This is so awesome to see this has been one of my favourite films for the longest time

[@dominichorton6463]

High Boi face reveal!?!? 0:07

[@TheGoodCrusader]

Personally I think they should have made the Mario jump sound every time they "jumped"

[@Dyynamitte1]

you should explain "ELF" for christmas!!! love the vids they always crack me up!!

[@brown56765]

Agreed, that would be great!

[@ChristianKnight-1054]

Agreed.

[@steel_tiger_8852]

highboi saying flamenwaffe just made my day

[@Ionglivxthekvng]

I love waking up and checking the high boi channel and seeing a new vid just for edging

[@Bubo_Scandiacus_0o0]

Continue doin wat u doin i luv u

[@dima.d.]

00:02 Better release "Depresso espresso" as a set of espresso cups! (2-6 cups in a batch) And please insert Yourself into the movies, as if You take part in the scenes. It seems, You don't get as much joy from recaps as couple years ago.

[@Funghios]

The joke in the thumbnail dealt physical damage to me

[@theman-pq9lp]

Roland? PROJECT MOON SLEEPER AGENTS I SUMMON THEE

[@nathanielandre2568]

PROJECT MOON MENTIONED! I'M GONNA DISTORT.

[@andythedishwasher1117]

I 100% guarantee "zoinking a zooter" is what Shaggy calls doing a line of cocaine.

[@bennythebard]

That teleporting Superman punch was the coolest part of the whole movie.

[@jakobzupan6724]

im not gey, LET THAT BE KNOWN

[@TheStealingGoblin]

You’re vids are the highlight of my day

[@cryomer3293]

bro i am on 0 sleep it is 3:25AM and i go to work soon this video is what i needed to push through, another banger thank you high boi

[@AnujKumar-lh7qd]

Rainbolt is the worst possible candidate for this ability. Bro would literally become omnipresent.

[@nirmalanr7617]

That reference at 13:19 was unexpected Edit: If u don't get it, watch one his older vids on twilight

[@obiejerusalem8587]

Sometimes I listen to High Boi while I sleep so he'll visit me in my dreams.

[@shantofistie4281]

Yooo Fellow high guy here Jus recently became a viewer Always quality content and funny

[@Elec.T]

Prime example of jake the dog being right

[@Air-ts7cu]

An absolute gem of a movie and I will not hear anything to the contrary.

[@kekmitkeks9328]

Good pronounciation on the"Flammenwerfer" at 10:10 Mr. Boi!

[@diigitaal]

6:48 - 9:37 CONTINUITY ERROR ALEART!!! the posters

[@alexisjolly8731]

"Sauteur" as we say in Franch

[@adammidderigh4150]

Cant believe this movie finally popped up in the highboi-verse xD Its one of those weird ones, technically it is a s**t film, yet for some reason I cant help but like it anyway, pretty sure I've watched it 4 or 5 times lol

[@CedarHutchinson]

I can confirm that google is correct from two years of experience in Chinese

[@NyGeL_Derey]

One of the movies I was surprised didn't have a sequel

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

That's your highest rating so far!

[@Noivernisgod715]

So basically, this man owned unlimited ender pearls?

[@ahmedelhanafy7480]

8:07 he is saying jiayou 加油 which basically means goodluck or come on (encouragement)

[@X_factor17-l9l]

glad to know your still posting.

[@Thechannelthatexistsforcontent]

0:24 deer god. Godzilla x Kong the new empire, the movie with giant monsters and a hallow earth, got that correct but not some silly movie about jumping

[@coleswiers]

Yes! high boi, I just drank a 1/4 of blue raspberry vodka and I’m kinda drousy, please respond! !

[@TheLostVikingr]

nice, rainbolt reference in a High Boi vid *chefs kiss*

[@JumperTheHero]

Yo I love this movie

[@JG-jz3wh]

You’re a jumper huh ?

[@MyNameIsSamFlynn]

If anyone here hasn't heard of it yet they need to go look up Mr. Shifty. It's a game about being a teleporting thief and the gameplay is basically like a top down version of Nightcrawler's introductory scene in X-Men 2.

[@owloko1349]

This is by far my favorite "super hero" movie from that time, their power is so cool it hurts me. This movie needs a remake, the actors were cool the effects as well. But the plot is weird and needed to make more sense

[@GhoulishCard1319]

I swear 80% of the movies on this channel I had never heard of until I saw them here

[@jazzingpanda3190]

Honey come quick, new high boi vid just dropped

[@garyoak9649]

Clicked for the thumbnail joke. I mean I like your videos and love this movie but that joke is top notch

[@FUSION15]

i was literally thinking of the jumping to the moon thing right before you said it lol

[@AlexGill-np1lu]

Great vid watched all the way thru

[@nerodex6557]

Big ahh cap

[@superb.6291]

Another absolute banger from his Highness

[@bobcod1093]

the canyon scene is horseshoe bend not the grand canyon

[@Arthurdanzo]

I thought this would be a geometry dash video but after seeing a high man, I am fine with this

[@theSixPathsOfTrains]

I remember this movie. still love it still would love q second 1.

[@pascalbesselsen9957]

Wild that the director hoped to kick off a trilogy with this movie.

[@Sillygoosegander]

I havent seen this movie, and I'm only two minutes in, BUT I'm already pissed off. This was based of a book of the same name by Steven Gould, that i have read multiple times. Because I have nothing better to do i think I'll point out all the inaccuracies in the movie and the book. For starters, Millie is introduced in the fifth chapter of the book. David meets her in New York, and shes older than him- at least over twenty-one. It seems the movie introduces her also as the love intrest, but as a girl David's age still in school. Book!Millie was not born in David's home town. I cant find where she is from, but she is most DEFINITELY from the same place as him. Also, there is nothing about a snow globe in the book. The opening scene is wrong. In the movie, David falls through ice in a frozen lake before jumping to the library, and jumps again when in danger because of his dad. The book is a lot more visceral- David is in his room reading, when his dad barges in, yelling at him for not cutting the grass. He pins David hard against the wall and undoes his belt, well David begs him to stop, saying "You promised not to use the buckle!" David jumps away to the library just before he is hit, and doesnt return home, immediately running away. Also importantly, he meets a trucker and hitch hikes with him for a short distance- however, David almost gets r*ped because of this decision. He jumps back to the library out of panic. This is actually incredibly important to David's character and motivation (spoilers: he uses his ability to make the trucker crash and nearly die. Good times) There is NOTHING about his power destroying things around him. In the book, they explain his ability like hes able to form wormholes around himself and travel through them instantly. He's able to carry things or people hes holding, and if he's, for example, hand cuffed to something, he won't be able to jump, only injuring himself. He does NOT live in a penthouse. He gets multiple apartments, builds a secret hideout in a watering hole in West Texas, and in a sneak peak to the sequel (in the back of my copy) it's mentioned that David and Millie have a cabin in the Yukon, where his daughter also lives. His daughter also mentions "the pit" as a location she can jump too, so they still use the watering location often. He does NOT get a pent house. David is terrified of being found out that he stole the money and being returned to his dad. David is, as far as we know, the only Jumper. His daughter gets his ability in the second book, but we're only talking about the first at this moment. He tried to find more, but is unsuccessful. There certainly aren't enough of them for a Roland to be hunting one, unless it was a person who already had been under government watch (how David is found out in the book). Electricity makes it harder for a jumper to jump? No... literally in the book, Millie trains David to teleport to a hospital whenever he hears a bang in case he gets shot. Even when he is shot with a tranquilizer, he still jumps away before it takes hold on his system. The secret vault is technically a thing. It was a closet in his first apartment that he walled off, put shelves in, and stored the stolen money in. However, he did NOT have a bunch of every currency. He only stole once (Chemical Bank Robbery), and didn't leave IOU's, typically just calculating the total, jumping to his vault, and leaving the sum of his "purchases" on a register. ...Okay I actually feel like I'm going insane now. Paladins? The Coliseum?? Whatever. I'm just going to put a few key details of the book here. David's dad is not killed. Instead, David ends up talking to a few times (including basically holding him hostage) before dumping him in rehab. David's mom does not have the jumping ability. She, sadly, is killed when a terrorist group takes over a plane. Like, she gets blown up. It's actually really horrible. This sparks a want for revenge in David, so he gets jump spots in airports all over the place and will jump to within the country as soon as a hijacking is reported (he gets a lead with a news reporter he ran into a few times). He saves a lot of people and kills a lot of terrorists, mostly while searching for the guy who ran the cell that killed his mom. The only reason the government goes after him is because of fraud, using false identities, and he beat up a cop. The cop in question was abusing his wife, in the apartment just below David's. David jumps the cop away before taking the wife to a women's shelter. David's mom was horribly injured by his father before he left. Three of the bones in her face were broken, and she had to get plastic surgery and go into witness protection. David and his mother do meet up while he is living in New York, reconcile, begin to heal and deal with their shared trauma. Sadly, he sees his mom off to the airport, and that's the last time he ever sees her. I personally believe that this movie would have been fine- and hell, maybe even cool- if they had just retextured it completely. Instead, it just seems like a bunch of money hungry Hollywood pigs bought the movie rights to a beautiful story about trauma, loss, breaking the cycle of revenge and hate, and accepting who you are, and bastardized it. This film is so far from the original story. The whole theme of the book is getting over things... meanwhile the only thing he gets over in the movie is the fucking sphinx. You can NOT do that a story that deals with r*pe, domestic abuse, terrorism, and morality. If you have read the book and want to add something, feel free to. Great video as always, High Boi. Sorry for info dumping in your comments.

[@BigBoyJay_69]

This movie had such a great concept. It deserves a better movie!

[@ihavenoideaman]

Hayden Christianson plays a character that likes sand in this movie. This feels like an alternate timeline.

[@unmeaninglessly143]

This movie really had the potential. Maybe a remake or animated series with non-generic characters would be nice.