Passengers explained by an idiot

[@williamhood7548]

Jim is short for James. The ship didnt fuck up his name. Just like Bill is short for William and Bob is short for Robert.

[@HighBoi]

True, but homie prefers jim tho and the ship should know that

[@fanto978]

holy shit

[@p_pthenoob]

kalsoba en la fandasa?@@fanto978

[@sketchsketchy867]

you typing with periods like that looks hella aggressive smh

[@Kxzo4]

I think I had a stroke reading this😂

[@Pain-vm9iq]

My internal narrative has had the voice of High Boi for a considerable amount of time and watching this made me question my reality

[@ankushkar3364]

ISTG i was like i thought he already did this

[@wolfgangbauer2729]

same🤣

[@jasonmeza3612]

oh damn me too and i didn’t even realize

[@the-potato-warrior]

@@ankushkar3364​​⁠​​⁠ ​​⁠

[@leonhardmollney8638]

Sometimes

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

What made me facepalm is they have an AI robot bartender, but they don't have robotic crew that exists PURELY IN CASE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS!

[@jozokrstanovic9040]

right? They could've litteraly had an R2D2 like robot right next to the manual override for reactor vent thingy that would sacrifice itself to hold the door open in crucial moments

[@TheUnarmedPanda]

or even a way for any passengers to contact an engineer or someone higher up if something goes wrong

[@Vancev99x]

I was looking for this comment! How do you have cryo pods auto docs and a whole ass bartender but you have absolutely 0 maintenance protocol while everyone sleeps. And you shot the damn ship at an asteroid belt?!?! There wasn't a way around that? The space x rocket redirects 25000 times on its way to the space station but future tech can't do the same?!

[@knell18897]

@@Vancev99x The ship has counter measure to protect crews. It has a shield that deflected most of the asteroid. It reset the systems when it crash mid flight. The problem is what happened is a freak accident, a lone asteroid that shouldn't be able to pierce the ship left alone do any serious damage able to hit the computer of the reactor. That is like unforeseeable event, I mean space programs spent millions on space flight and they still got crash from time to time.

[@Window_ig]

​@@jozokrstanovic9040yeah, the robot would have to sacrifice himself because he wouldn't have the same level of plot armor as that guys _"heat shield"_

[@haugstule]

confident team of engineers making a spaceship without protocols for troubleshooting issues. engineers gets 6/6 boots to the face.

[@Rouges_shadow]

As a CS major I was thinking the exact same thing

[@mechofdeath1504]

yeah that had to be one of my biggest annoyances with this movie. It doesn't matter if its supposable fail proof you still have it wake up crew members if the ship cant resolve the errors and have facilities in place to re-hibernate people.

[@LoveIncest]

Spaceship made in china 💀

[@jeffreyspinner9720]

Hey, by that time ESG/DIE (DEI spelled right) mandates had gone a long way. It didn't just fubar the Boeing 737 Max, it moved on the spaceships.

[@Kk13951]

yup, what more you need

[@No-uc6fg]

I once saw a guy mention that if you just rearrange the 3 arcs for the film, it would've been WAY better. Instead of having the guy wake up, live alone for a year then wake up the girl, flip those two, start with the girl waking up, and when the commander dude asks the guy if he truly woke her up, THEN go back and show all he did and endured, before actually waking her up. I watched it like that, and man it flows way better.

[@Mike__B]

I saw that too, I don't agree that it would have been way better, it would have been a way different type of movie. If you wanted a space suspense/thriller type of movie then you got that. The problem with the rearrange, was how much of the movie was Jim being alone at the beginning? Are you really going to have that much worth of flashback scenes in the movie? That would probably ruin the pace, and while having some would be ok, there'd need to have other footage thrown in there and at that point you have a completely different movie not just in the type of movie but also have considerably different footage that is used.

[@sorenkair]

i think that would make jim the clear antagonist and make it much harder for the audience to sympathize

[@ordenax]

Yeah. The guy watched a video, online. Nerdstalgic is the OP I believe

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Another idea for a more interesting ending: Keep the whole movie the same, apart from Jim dies at the end saving everyone. Fade to black. Fade up again, we get some shots are showing the bedroom and hallways a mess again with food packets and stuff like when Jim was depressed. The final shot is Aurora (maybe visibly 3 or 4 years older so we can see a bit more time has passed than Jim managed alone given how angry she was about being woken up herself) sat at another guy's pod, with the toolbox just as Jim did. Staring at him, struggling to decide whether to wake him up or not. Cut to black.

[@esmeecampbell7396]

@@sorenkair Then they could have still kept the ending with Jim dying to save everyone, after Aurora thought he was a villain, and then jump to like 3 years later and it is just her sat outside another guy's pod, with the toolbox, struggling with whether to wake him up or not.

[@ountak2395]

I know it's been pointed out several times before, but the fact that there are no procedures for a situation like this pisses me off so much, watched this when I was younger, can't sit through it now

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Yeah it's just bad Hollywood slop writing. Having something go wrong to cause the plot is fine, without it we don't get a story, but the reason has to be consistent with the internal logic and setting of the film.

[@SpecialProjectY]

It has pointed out also several times that the ship has a shield, strong enough to get hit by large asteroids and withstand star corona, but not astroid the size of the ship so some chunks got through. The procedure *might* be that although ship cannot wake up a passenger before reaching the destination, because it might just kill all the people, since humanity is a plague... Anyway, it malfunctioned the right pod, which happened to be an expandable engineer...

[@robgilmour3147]

no i can believe this, my work is somewhat complicated, and with each passing year it gets dumb down and the efficiency drops as the people in charge have no idea how it works or is suppose to work. people used to repair there own cars, toasters, pluming, etc... now practically no one can. even professorial mechanics will rite off a car for a fender bender. the more advanced a peace of equipment is the more computers are relied upon to build and design it and the less redundancy it has. the slop writing for me was that they where able to repair it at all.

[@ountak2395]

@@robgilmour3147 That's a fair point, I can believe that. Another big issue I had was how it was revealed later on that the medical pod could be used for cryosleep, and I was just wondering, "why don't the both get in?"

[@lforlight]

​@@ountak2395 To be frozen you'd need to be injected with stuff, as you would need to be woken up. We saw what happened to Gus when he didn't receive the full procedure. Clearly, you need one pod/med bay per person

[@vanshbjp]

Bro literally caught 1 pixel of fly flying for 5 frames, Like this guy's dedication

[@wonerofyu1094]

WHERE

[@crayonicles]

​​@@wonerofyu1094 5:11

[@gajar_ka_halwa]

@@wonerofyu1094 5:11

[@kasuraga]

12:08 oddly this would work pretty well. It only has to withstand the difference between vacuum and 14.7psi atmospheric pressure, assuming they're keeping the ship at earths normal sea level pressure. It's not actually that much pressure that the hole needs to be sealed up against, unlike a submarine, that has to withstand many many times the pressure (like, orders of magnitude greater pressure)

[@32BitJunkie]

1 atmospheres worth of pressure, about the same as a coke can vs the air i hear. Ez

[@paulrinneberg3172]

I think on the ISS there are holes that are only sealed with duct tape😮

[@dennisarazny455]

Nerd

[@vincentvoncarnap]

@@dennisarazny455 fuck is wrong with that

[@NoahAgyeman-Badu]

🤓 *this is a joke*

[@toyied]

this man is the GOAT of movie explanations

[@Aidon.Knowles]

We must keep this guy's comment at 69 likes.

[@aqaman1212]

Minute movies:

[@Aidon.Knowles]

You guys didn't listen.

[@vonknorring09]

@@Aidon.Knowles mission failed, we'll get em next time.

[@olibert2793]

@@aqaman1212 you are just objectively incorrect

[@sleepynoodles6425]

9:42 Morphius was sleeping so tight, bed bugs can't even comprehend the idea of biting him

[@YannickJur]

What triggers me the most is that we never find out if earth reacted to the message. Dude and dudette probably lived for 55 more years.

[@kolourmecute6618]

Maybe it was like 55 years for his message atm but in that 55 years they travelled farther than when they sent it so when earth sends their reply it's a handful of years before it get back to the ship

[@YannickJur]

@@kolourmecute6618 yeah right it would take another half century to do anything. still, would've been cool for movie closure to see how people on earth react.

[@ClasherofWorlds]

@@kolourmecute6618 surely such an advanced civilisation that has the capabilities to colonise another planet would program the computer to take into account the distance the spaceship would have travelled from when he sent the message to when a reply is sent back. But then again, they had absolutely 0 maintenance procedures in place for the spaceship.

[@foreng3095]

Wonder if the massive bill he incurred for that transmission got transferred to someone he left back on Earth if he has anyone left there. Depends on how bad the capitalism is in that future.

[@jackspringheel9963]

The message got to Earth, and they launched a rescue ship with its new design which could travel four times faster than the old ship. The rescue ship got to Homestead 2 twenty years before the old ship was due to arrive. This gave them time to establish a colony and have it all go to batshit, so the sequel will be the old ship landing in the middle of a Mad Max situation.

[@impracticalnuke]

The fact that the entire ship only has one autodoc is freakin hilarious. Like, what if two dudes gets diarrhea? Does one have to shit himself while the other gets fixed by the autodoc?

[@VisceralSupreme]

maybe the hibernation thing has to be triggered by someone outside the thing, but there are still multiple. if they really do just have the one then yeah thats fuckin stupid

[@owenkegg5608]

​@VisceralSupreme Even if it's just someone needs to be outside first that would be the DUMBEST fucking thing like just put a tablet inside? What if the machine decides a high ranking crew member needs a life saving operation but nobody has enough authorization but the guy in the tube? Actually renarded design.

[@Masonguy94]

So when the AI calls him James it's probably reading his legal name off the data base. He just corrected it to call him his preferred name. Jim is a common nickname for James 👍

[@SpahGaming]

house md scene

[@machrx5]

​@@SpahGaming?

[@SpahGaming]

@@machrx5 "he doesnt even know your name, he calls you jim" talking to a guy called james

[@mastershifu2065]

Jimothy

[@toshikotanaka3249]

What I never understood is why Jack is short for John. Makes no sense to me.

[@zeropolicy7456]

I vaguely remember watching a show (might have been mythbusters) that tested the whole "pressure differential between space and spacecraft is so strong that it will kill you if you get caught in it" thing. And if my memory serves me right, the conclusion is that since a typical spacecraft is pressurized at 1 Earth Atmospheres, the pressure difference isn't actually strong enough to do any damage. You could easily plug the hole with your finger and be fine. And any kind of decently rigid object could serve as an emergency patch.

[@TheWinjin]

Exactly this. 1 atmosphere of pressure difference is not a lot. Also I wouldn't be surprised if they actually made the pressure even lower, as it would probably help with a lot of engineering stuff. Also fun fact they would probably have not pressurised most of the ship as everyone's asleep anyway. Also the pressure difference between crew quarters and mechanical should probably constantly go down a little, so that in case of fire, the smoke is directed away from crew space.

[@Morannar]

@@TheWinjin 1 atmosphere of pressure difference is 1 atmosphere of pressure difference. A lot or not a lot depends of the area the pressure pushes onto/through. 1 atm on a square meter hole is over 10 tons of force (101325N).

[@TheHakanDK]

sure but that idea falls flat when bish is flying half way through the room just from the pressure. That much pressure would snap you in half too.

[@ForTheBrotherhood]

Yeah. Rapidly resurfacing from 10 meters, while not pleasant will not kill you. And that's almost the same pressure difference(for simplicity it is considered to be exactly a 1 atm/100000P difference)

[@TWJamesSS]

'I can't even eye-ball my future' This is the most real High Boi quote ever

[@conwarlock3537]

0:35 About the name thing: As far as I know, Jim is a common nickname for James. So I assume that James is the dude's real name but he prefers to be called Jim.

[@generalcrab0009]

It’s a shame the crew member dude only had like, half an hour of screen time. He was honestly one of my favourite characters

[@ajdjdjawuwj]

there’s also not many to choose from

[@generalcrab0009]

@@ajdjdjawuwj yeah true

[@Crimson03Ghost]

"one of my favorite characters" bro there's like 4 😭😭😭😭

[@VisceralSupreme]

nah my favourite character is the endless vacuous abyss of space@@Crimson03Ghost

[@PoorlyDrawings]

@@Crimson03GhostThe asteroid at the start is the GOAT of the movie🔥🔥🔥

[@YannickJur]

8:09 As a child with divorced parents I can 100% assure they share Arthur like one.

[@gatorman5547]

The thing that pissed me off was that they had a robot bartender with fingers that could’ve pressed the button to make them sleep😂 For those who think the robot was restricted to a rail, Chis’s character could hack a rover into a mobile text sender so yeah, it was possible 😂

[@ordenax]

Fingers don't help an underdeveloped ai to figure out technology outside his coding

[@esmeecampbell7396]

they do explain that it isn't just a button that needs to be pressed on the outside of the capsule (because if it was you could just design the button to be on the inside) They say that going into stasis sleep requires a medical operation, like anesthetic. What doesn't make any sense, and is bad writing, is why the ship doesn't have such a facility onboard, just incase any passengers do get woken up.

[@nexusdrop7863]

@@p-__ ...thems fighting words. One time High Boi farted so hard I smelt it over here. Never happened with your farts.

[@deadon4847]

How would a robot with no legs, running on a short track behind a bar get to the sleep pods to push buttons?

[@32BitJunkie]

Bruh chatGPT today could handle it and you're telling me future spaceship AI can't push a button

[@rilmar2137]

About the tear thing -- something like that has actually happened! on one EVA during STS-100, Christ Hadfield's eye started tearing up because of some coating on the inside part of the visor, or something similar. At first his tears just stuck to that one eye, building something like a bubble around it, then it got big enough to overflow over the other eye, pretty much blinding him. He slightly depressurized his spacesuit for a moment to vent off some air, it somehow helped, so he went back to work.

[@nimyron3536]

So that dude casually went blind in space, somehow fixed it and figured "aight it's cool, lemme get back to work" ? What the fuck

[@caelincoolz5814]

@@nimyron3536 Gigachad

[@andrewmeyer3599]

@@nimyron3536 One word: Astronauts

[@theunknowman12]

@@nimyron3536 that's to be expected honestly. They have been chosen from a lot of people so to be able to troubleshoot a problem and solves it probably the minimum

[@zc1312]

Yes! Chris is truly amazing… He has a lot of great content

[@Metruzanca]

14:41 - Love the Daffy Duck cameo.

[@BigBoyJay_69]

This should have been a thriller from the woman's point of view as she slowly pieces together that she was woken up on purpose

[@adamahmed366]

no - that would b cringe

[@crazyducklady5500]

Yes!

[@siobhannoble8545]

​@@adamahmed366Found the dudebro.

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Eric said the same thing on Pretty Much It. I agree it would have been more interesting than what we ended up with. Other versions were that it showed a hole happy life of Aurora and Jim together, but in the end you find out it was actually Jim just imagining it, and the last shot is everyone waking up to find a rotten corpse sat outside her pod with candles and drawings of her using it as a shrine. Or that it should have been a horror film told from Aurora's perspective, with her slowly realising that he woke her up and being about fighting him off at the end. Similar chance for her to consider waking someone up for that classic "the villain wins" ending where it's like the evil has shifted into her now...

[@crazyducklady5500]

@@siobhannoble8545 It's like where's waldo in every comment section but waldo is wearing yellow and everyone else is in blue lol

[@Morannar]

I always wondered: they had 1 perfectly working pod and 1 autodoc. One goes in the autodoc, the other in the pod and uses the "commander wristband" to sudo start the procedure. I mean: that wristband let them into the reactor core, granting them enough power to potentially blow up the whole ship. Surely a cryopod is something simpler.

[@wertz9976]

In my understanding this doesn't work, the movie tells you you can only put into sleep if you have some medical preparation which are can't done on the ship. The only exception is the autodoc which can provide the prep work for one person only

[@u1zha]

​@@wertz9976 They had spare parts for everything but not a spare autodoc, aaaargh

[@quanleanh6548]

Which, in common sense would be one of the critical component to support life.

[@Mysic97]

@@u1zha If they literally have every spare part, they could technically make a second autodoc

[@TheHakanDK]

5k people 1 autodoc is already stupid enough.

[@frankiecoss7141]

6:58 The film probably had them fly passed a star because that is the most plausible way for a vessel of that size to reliably travel long distance across the galaxy. It's essentially what comets do except more planned out rather than happenstance. They slingshot to the next star, to the next star, etc.

[@adityarawat7355]

yes, this is called the SlingShot effect

[@-GrimOrion-]

4:22 Man definitely pulled a Shinji 😅

[@Anthaneus]

With how futuristic the society is on the ship, wouldn’t the technology and medicine be so advanced that being on the ship for 90 years be more like aging 40 years for us right now? (Nevermind the hibernation pods fcukt them over)

[@RochelleHasTooManyHobbies]

As a molecular biologist, automating medicine like the autodoc is WAY easier than life extension. By miles and miles. The only ways we currently know to do it would need to be implemented in utero, for one, and would come with an EXTENSIVE risk of every type of cancer. Like, it wouldn't be an "If you get cancer" kind of deal, it would be a "How often do you get cancer?" It would occur in every organ in your body, regularly. Whether your immune system could kill it before it mutated past immune suppression would be a coin flip. And I don't care how advanced medicine is, a biological organism just can't keep up with that kind of chaos.

[@H.LeonideSouza]

Yeah man some studies says that by 2050 we will probably have amortal people. Besides on space people age slower than normal, so 90 years could go by just fine.

[@Сайтамен]

Also, only one medical capsule on 5000 people?

[@toddungary8541]

​@@RochelleHasTooManyHobbies wait, fucking legit?

[@shrekenthusiast8703]

they could have used the autodoc 1 year and switched…

[@HexonDevelopment]

About the star thing: Our eyes hurt when we look at the sun from this distance, looking directly at a star while being so close to it would blind you instantly. Then again they probably have some barely see through glass that blocks out the super high brightness like in a welders mask. Then again you'd have to get it to like 99.99999999999999999999999999% opacity which then makes you wonder: How much money did it cost to manufacture a piece of glass with that precise of opacity just so they could look at a star.

[@HexonDevelopment]

Also are you ever going to do another "picking on your comments" video? (this totally has nothing to do with the fact that i wanna know your opinions on the stupid shit i post while thinking i'm clever)

[@idkwhattodo7170]

maybe the glass was just painted with mosau black lol

[@GrindThunderer]

It could be a big ass screen and it’s just a camera feed

[@jacknoesgaard6187]

he should have woken up one of the specialty people that can re activate the deep sleep shenanigans. there is no way in hell the ship doesn't have logs of helpful people that can solve the whole movie using a magic McGuffin

[@ausprinzip2881]

Also why the fuck is there only one med pod on that ship? One med pod for 5000 people seems waaaay to low for future medical emergencies on Homestead 2. If they had multiple pods they both could've hibernated in them, using the android to press the buttons for that.

[@innoticket6154]

they probably sleep in the quarters he cant access

[@Hawk7886]

He tried to access the crew pods but they're locked behind a bulkhead he couldn't get through. Which doesn't make any sense at all. The guy managed to rip up the deck and plant a _tree_ in the floor, but he can't activate something that's meant to be opened? The dude just gave up and started thinking with his dick. There was no guarantee his plan would've even worked - what if she simply wasn't attracted to him at all? It would've been smarter to wake up another engineer type to bounce ideas off of. Maybe someone else could've figured out how to override the doors and food systems.

[@spikespiegel3197]

Nahh he just want Jenifer Lawrence ass

[@chrisguy866]

My biggest problem with this is that they could have both gone into hibernation at the end. The chicks pod was fine and they could have used the the dead space dudes bracelet on it to make it work, and then mario goes to the healy pod to sleep

[@ShadowRulah]

I felt like the only reason they sat around examining the pods was to set up that there was only one workable pod. Now it just seems weird the crew guy wasn't like "hey we can rig up the auto doc as an extra pod."

[@vizthex]

FUCKING EXACTLY!!!

[@Morgan_daughter]

i love when high boy fill us up with his warm content 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@mattieice4785]

This movie could’ve been pretty cool if they framed Chris Pratt be a tragic villain more than a nice guy who made a questionable choice. The KZbin video “Passengers, Rearraged” described it very well

[@jewelsofjuly7377]

I mean it's more of a romance based sci-fi plot story.Its good because of these 6 things: good vfx, Jennifer Lawrence,cool futuristic science tech, Jennifer Lawrence, half a$$ romance plot and did i mention Jennifer Lawrence?

[@lixynom]

3:17 I literally study space for fun and didnt even think of this

[@MatiMuffin]

i love how Chris grew an entire forest on a space ship and you're worried about how it would impact the high tec computors

[@believethebible88]

Brilliant. I lost it when you put disgruntled Daffy on the screen when you stammered your way through that part.

[@Snyzel_]

High boi video means God has blessed us once again

[@gmfreeman4211]

Finally. Someone I don't have to speed up to watch. I like your style Boi.

[@simfisch]

always a good day when High Boi uploads

[@Ol.Reliable]

I never thought somebody would acknowledge the existence of this movie.

[@wakakox4776]

i remember watching this,and the ending with the tree is what i remember most out of it all. Saw it some years ago.

[@MrJUAN1034]

I hope your videos never keep coming man, you're freaking awesome.

[@andreibaciu7518]

>ship has ultra advanced ai that can perfectly replicate human personality >ship systems don't automatically wake up all crew members when a malfunction is detected i hate it when the premise is so contrived. if you wan't the conflict to develop one way make at least sure you haven't provided an obvious way to prevent it from the start.

[@balthasarking8570]

6:03 I laughed so hard at the Jeremy Clarkson joke xD

[@KiraTheSnep]

10:41 challenge complete: how did we get here

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

12:24 you figure they'd have some robots in there that aren't connected to the ship systems as a precaution that would be able to fix the ship...

[@thatbeamguy]

there is but it cant fix phyical things

[@Akzcer]

"no harm in window shopping" broke me 🤣

[@godoftrlls6969]

bro can i just say how much i appreciate you, when you upload it makes my day and when i'm bored i just head over to ur channel

[@einstien2409]

5:00 He could have woken up 10 more engineers to figure out how to get back to sleep

[@sgx9874]

yeah, once they have the crew hatch open...like that kinda resolved the original premise right there. i guess the writers forgot about that.

[@einstien2409]

@@sgx9874 Nah, the movie would be 15 minutes long.

[@esmeecampbell7396]

@@einstien2409 The problem is the film was re-drafted so many times. Probably in one version there was an explanation on why he can't get into the crew flight deck, but that was probably before elements like being able to re-wire his band to make himself a luxury passenger to get straight into the luxury room got added in. Which now leaves us with the question on why can't he re-wire himself to be crew? If the only explanation is "because then the film wouldn't happen" it's bad writing. There needs to be an internal reason, people might not like it, that's subjective. But no reason at all is objectively bad writing, because it just meant the writer didn't think about it or didn't care. I have a similar issue with a lot of Lord of the Rings (and other high fantasy) where there are about 100 different ways you can solve the plot, usually because magic exists, but the only "reason" the author can ever write in as to why this wouldn't work is, "weeeellllll actually magic just....doesn't work that way..." which is basically the same unsatisfying "I didn't think of that, I didn't like that as much, with that I didn't have a story" explanation. More interesting versions of the story would be: *to make it a straight up horror film,* the same events but we see it from Jennifer Lawrence's perspective, and the ending is about trying to fight off Jim when he's spent years on the ship alone, going insane, learning where everything goes and even building new ways around the ship and traps and stuff. A full on stalker body horror film, where he doesn't necessarily want to kill her (like a slasher villain) but instead wants to KEEP her, to use for his own pleasure etc, maybe a bit of trying to kill her at the end as she fights back, obviously you'd have to set up some plausible way for her to beat him, then maybe she could find out he was lying about not being able to go back into stasis and she manages to go back in? *OR keep the whole movie the same sort of romance/drama,* apart from Jim dies at the end saving everyone. Fade to black. Fade up again, we get some shots are showing the bedroom and hallways a mess again with food packets and stuff like when Jim was depressed. *The final shot is Aurora (maybe visibly 3 or 4 years older so we can see a bit more time has passed than Jim managed alone given how angry she was about being woken up herself) sat at another guy's pod, with the toolbox just as Jim did. Staring at him, struggling to decide whether to wake him up or not. Cut to black.*

[@andrewmeyer3599]

@@esmeecampbell7396 Since when were you an expert on fuckin magic? You're argument would make sense if prior Tolkien had written a scene of Gandalf actively doing very very impressive things with magic and we don't, we get him making impressive fireworks, making small balls of light, etc. If you actually read the books you would know that during Elrond's meeting about the One Ring they had a massive debate over various different methods of transporting or keeping the Ring from Sauron and each one was very clearly explained as to why it wouldn't work or had a worse chance of failure than the plan that was decided upon. Don't try and smear Tolkien's work because it doesn't fit with how you *think* magic should work. You're idea boils magic down into a 'get out of jail free card' and is infinitely more boring

[@esmeecampbell7396]

@@andrewmeyer3599 That is exactly my point, magic does boil down to a get out of jail free card though. Magic is either: Interestingly written in the plot to be useful, but then very open to "well why didn't they do this" meaning you have to be incredibly clever in how you write it. Or it's written like that, a damp squib that may as well not exist for all the actual IMPACT it has on the plot. And to be clear I AM as much of an expert on magic as Tolkein is...because it doesn't exist. But there's never any point trying to have a sensible discussion with the kind of Tolkein fanboy that thinks the sun shines out of his arse.

[@cyr0_gd]

14:13 Chris pratt trying not to die from space in a space movie (impossible)

[@kokosix5622]

high boi always fills me up with good content

[@RithwikVadul]

Your lucky my content just gives accidents, mistakes and uglylooking children and abortions 😢

[@rmckinnon]

When the ship's computer announced that they're about to slingshot around a star and for everyone to go to the observation deck, did the writers not consider that there should have been no one awake to hear it?

[@andrewmeyer3599]

SHHH you're ruining the writer's need for romance

[@mikalepoot6634]

maybe it's some kind of latent procedure from when the ships weren't as advanced and had a more tourist setting that was never fully removed from the modern programming and since the ship detected people awake (they were using the recreation/dining and the assimilation class was automatic even though no one should have been awake) it announced the sight-seeing event

[@siluda9255]

how so ? the computer probally saw in its logs or something that there were some pods awoken so maybe thats what made it think it should send this message

[@SpecialProjectY]

Let's be honest, computer is kinda AI enough to "accidentally" wake up an engineer with an abstract mind to fix the ship after unforseen circumstances happened. It probably has a protocol to NOT wake up people in case being aware the disease is infesting another planet, but may cause malfunction to right statis pods.

[@TY-jo4pg]

The part about the morality of waking up Jennifer Lawrence would be a tough decision but the fact that he’s alive and will live out the next probably 40 years of his life on that ship means that he would use a lot of the crew’s resources and would probably sabotage the mission just by eating and drinking.

[@tarico4436]

Food for over 5,000 people for a few months, those last few months before getting to the planet. In 40 years would he eat up all that food?

[@MurtazaPirani]

(14:32) No one going to question why the resuscitation feature requires higher clearance?

[@dogeyboi2391]

At 6:50 Im suprised high boi didnt bitch about if you got close enough to the star you would get instantly blinded lmao

[@philipthecow]

Easy: the space ship only lets a small amount of light through. The bigger issue is how the spaceship prevents getting too hot.

[@Opticalweirdoguy]

captain holt shouting BOOONNNNEEE will never get old, and i will never complain it surprising me out of nowhere

[@tristan8369]

13:00 that Voice fits perfectly lmao

[@CamdenRodriguez-ui2ft]

Just found your channel and am addicted. Watching videos on movies I’ve never heard of bc I love the way you explain them 😊

[@Czemyslau]

6:25 the joystick is a logitech extreme 3d pro (i have one on my table rn so i can see)

[@TheMarkShenouda]

just found you. The humour is on point. LOL EpiPen! Gold. Subscribed

[@chimp_monke123]

i just remember seeing the tree at the end and the birds flying around the room, and im just like HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET BIRDS!?!?!!

[@JuiceboxDrawz]

Always a good day when the highest boi uploads

[@ForeverHobbit]

he couldn't re-hybernate because he didnt have permission but then they had all the permissions. Meaning they could've both gone back to sleep

[@jewelsofjuly7377]

No no no...we need the *romance* . Without that the film wouldn't be loved

[@mythic_snake]

I always thought this would have been a much better movie if it had been a suspense, from her POV finding out one clue at a time that he woke her up because he was horny. Like discovering the door to the engineering room, but noticing that it had axe marks and scorch marks all over it while she tries to process what she's seeing against what she was told.

[@oogaofbooga2624]

Bro imagine waking up to find that you have every illness known to man and then some

[@namelessgod7054]

i found this channel after 4 years in my old account and it was subbed

[@Trevan2412]

Surely there was more than 1 medbed on the ship and they could've crafted something to allow Arthur to leave the bar and swipe the card for both of them?

[@justdamiann]

My natural senses have been burned off due to High Boi's constant talking. Thank you kind sir

[@nelsonmartinez193]

Seeing him upload makes my day better

[@kyleevison8889]

There’s no movie reviewer better than him.

[@boiiiiiiiiiii712]

9:04 amoooong us reference in 2023................bravo high boi bravo

[@kristofkalman2659]

The whole video is hilarious, your commentair is super fun, but the weird noise you put over the censored words made it 10 times better. Keep up the good work my man!

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

14:06 I didn't know Chris Pratt's character transitioned

[@victorportable3892]

Her getting a full breakfast just to throw it aways just 100% checks the spoiled rich girl box.

[@esmeecampbell7396]

There was a commentary track done by Eric from Pretty Much It where he spends the whole run time just coming up with like 3 entirely different narratives on where they could have gone with the same plot setup and how it could have been much more interesting as a horror film, etc.

[@justinfiessinger4276]

I absolutely love what you do ❤. Saves me so much time 😂. I don't have to watch the movie, highboi does it for me and give me a sarcastic point of view on it, which is perfect for my personality. 😂😂😂

[@TheOneAndOnlyDonut]

High Boi never disappoints ❤️

[@ZachAkai]

Never

[@niels14gogovg84]

I literally searched for this video 4 days ago because I tought it existed and now he posts this excellent video!

[@__nog642]

0:30 Jim is a nickname for James. So probably neither. His nickname just wasn't in the system.

[@deetzyboywonder9312]

Having you explain movies I have no intention of ever watching is tight

[@MadHax-wt5tl]

Just in case no one else did it, I'm going to be that guy. When a space ship decompresses you don't get sucked out, you get blown out. Oh yeah. Because the atmosphere is in the space ship and it gets blown out into the vacuum of space. High Boi's mistake gets 15 "immeasurable disappointment's", out of 20 "my whole day is ruinedded".

[@sowsky6911]

Multi-bilion dollar company* makes a spaceship for 5000 people Also multi-bilion dollar company* let's install one doctor station for the entire ship. At least that's what I understood from this movie

[@blazethunder5525]

Thank you for making me discover this film, it kinda helped through a bad time

[@LybertyZ]

Why is she wearing lipstick in the hibernation pod? (R.I.P. The Rock 12:17 )

[@JamminJedi]

Earth's atmospheric pressure is only 14.7psi. The problem with that scene is it wouldnt have sucked her in. Like a magnet, it only gets strongest the closer you get. If it was small enough you could plug it with your thumb. Chris Hadfield gave a good explanation of it when discussing the first Alien 'spaced' scene. The Expanse (TV show) handled space pretty accurately.

[@goranmitic7500]

"I cant even eyeball my future" I died at that sentence

[@ethanalmonte-vd3jv]

Love you vids so much man they always put a smile on my face. Keep up the good work 👍

[@a_crocodile]

I know there's a very low chance high boi will see this, but if you do, I want to thank you for making these videos, they're one of the only things keeping me going right now, and I can always rely on you to keep me entertained, thank you for that

[@Shellieb013]

Mans is out here single-handedly preventing total burnout and depression

[@thecrazedchihuahua]

Dude I completely freaking lost it at the “window shopping” part

[@panther99299]

Jim is a nickname for James. The computer was using his government name, James, but he wanted to be called Jim. That's what that bit was about.

[@Teo117]

This was one of the funniest you've made so far

[@-DRIP]

You’re the kind of guy that I would be intimidated to get high with. I process things with 1’s and 0’s, and I’m proud of my own intelligence and skills, but you’re straight up quantum. I can’t even remotely speak the pace you do, I even find myself rewinding a few seconds of your videos here or there 😅

[@brentywenty]

Imma be honest, this sounds like a love poem. And I enjoyed reading it greatly.

[@phranklinenglert7825]

This is some of your best work to date!

[@PartyHorse42699]

0:40 A lot of people with their legal name being "James" go by "Jim", I.E.- Spock & McCoy called *JAMES* T. Kirk "Jim". So, it's probably a preference that wasn't in the paperwork.

[@alicorngummy3894]

Always a good day to be high when High Boi uploads.

[@JoyDaWeirdBoi]

Imagine being so down bad you woke up your crush/a pretty lady just because you felt lonely and not even a guy

[@Lil_Marcey24530]

You’re one of the funniest KZbinrs I’ve watched

[@TheFuri0uswc]

I find it hard to believe that there isn't a skeleton crew on constant rotation.

[@philipthecow]

Sure, but poor decision making by people in high places is typical.

[@ItsyourboyPenguinboy]

“No harm in window shopping” I am fuckin dead ☠️ 😂😂

[@rheverend]

This movie is the stalker’s dream

[@explosivegreen]

bruh finally, your upload schedule is like my KZbin recommendations

[@TurboBoi-Atom]

15:45 where are the bodys?