War for the planet of the Apes explained by an idiot

[@halakubiqa1118]

This whole movie series really is the "Reject Human, Return to Monke" meme taken as literally as possible

[@ryanan8344]

Real like I don't even think the original creators thought of it but just looked at the meme

[@Romanian_user]

Monke good, hooman bad, hooman stopid, monke smort

[@NeonPlanes]

Monke* Stoopid hooman

[@kaijukannibal]

​@@Romanian_user exact frate

[@Best_Username777]

@@ryanan8344The series was based on some goofy ass movies made in the 60’s, so long before the meme.

[@prime3k695]

Harambe joke counter when the video starts: 1 my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@parzel6412]

And there was only one

[@ShellCannon]

Only 1 Harambe joke 😢

[@TheFrybreadman]

🐒

[@howareyoualiveifyoudonteatbeef]

We have to reserve the usage of Harambe joke, for the Harambe joke is precious and over-use will kill its beauty. Be grateful for whenever the Harambe joke appears, for its presence should be precious and rare. In the memory of Harambe, RIP.

[@navb0tactual]

Juan

[@Jimmy-xb5ly]

My favorite part was when the chimpanzee did a backflip and underneath him there was golden text that said monkey flip

[@Sharkgobrrrr]

Timestamp?

[@CyberIsNotHere]

PLEASE SHOW US

[@Idontknowwhatmynameshouldbe1]

@@Sharkgobrrrr It's a joke

[@steel_tiger_8852]

@@CyberIsNotHerehe commented like 20 after the upload

[@CyberIsNotHere]

@@steel_tiger_8852 aw :(

[@redwiltshire1816]

As someone who ran military sims with the British army if you had a visible laser during a stealth mission your entire team would either leave you or shoot you themselves it’s like stealth rule 2 don’t use a light 😂

[@AUsernameWeShallMarchToKiev]

Not to mention the lack of any rearguard or convoy security for the retreating army guys/arctic camp dudes, along with the absolute idiocy of sending EVERYONE to die in an avalanche at the end

[@redwiltshire1816]

@@AUsernameWeShallMarchToKiev not to mention if the base was on an avalanche prone mountain why didn’t they just blow the mountain instead of taking an army up there like zero strategy

[@democard1199]

@@redwiltshire1816 That means the virus is mutating and can spread through air but have a little impact to the brain. In a nutshell, mutated virus makes human dumber.

[@arulkws]

fookin laser sights

[@einstien2409]

What game? XD

[@mathiaslienafa789]

The Planet Of The Apes Movies = Curious George for Adults

[@bobbiejoringulet5040]

Curious George is for adults

[@JohnJohn-r4l]

George is curious about just how much a human can *bleed*

[@tahkaimartin8050]

😮😮😮o? ok

[@fl8281]

Furious George

[@jifnas7958]

Ah yes, the Return to Monke movie

[@greensimpson8848]

Rise of the earth of the monkez: Curious George becomes ape Jesus and creates a monke society and gives them a 300 IQ. Dawn of the earth of the monkez: monkez and humans playing tug of war on who will win the iPad. War of the earth of the monkez: Humans slowly turn to monke and make monkez go to concentration camps and become monke slaves.

[@FreakTesticals]

Maaan, when did this premiere bullshit become a thing?

[@jaydenpenaloza2738]

Monke say oooo

[@susragejr477]

@@greensimpson8848 Kingdom of the Earth of the Monkez: Human is monke and Monke wants the xbox

[@DaquaviusBungleton]

How did you comment this 7hour ago?

[@Pebblemeistro5689]

3:15 holy shit that impression is spot on

[@memegodjoker]

i was gonna say the same thing 😂

[@mohitsharma-px8fp]

"Maurice....I can't Move it Move it anymore Maurice....."

[@AgentPrimus]

Drape has to be the most funniest thing Ive heard yet, or one of them. That shit was clever

[@gooddevil_1426]

drape needs to be a mascot

[@AgentPrimus]

@@gooddevil_1426 fr

[@FormerChild-n6k]

at 2:26 that laser thing u mentioned, they normally use IR lasers that cant be seen with normal eyes cus they're IR, but can be seen with night vision on.

[@angeryAl]

Yeah, but it's not IR.... because they can see it

[@alphabravo424]

​@@angeryAl you need nv to see the ir. Thus the enemy can't see it.

[@GeekOnTheRun519]

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!

[@sharkofchaostm]

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!!

[@JadeThatRedGuy]

I am the man, who grabs the sun.

[@irvanray1898]

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!

[@PrinceOfChange]

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!

[@Freak_Among_Men]

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!

[@charlesbradshaw5183]

Fun fact: Andy serkis, the guy who plays Caesar in this movie trilogy also played King Kong in the 2005 King Kong movie.

[@Hugealligator254]

Bro was born in the wrong part of the evolutionary tree

[@Vbuck_samuel]

And Gollum from the lord of the rings series

[@scottwillian2120]

0:54 Ceasar was born with the first version of the virus in his body, so it developed him further, but he only starts speaking constantly AFTER being exposed a second time to the second version of the virus So Ceasar grew up being changed by the virus and them got exposed once again later in life making him "evolve" faster

[@howdoitype1111]

I just watched this movie last night, and now High Boi is making a video about it? My prayers have been answered. I've always loved the Planet of the Apes movies, so it's amazing to see High Boi make a video on one.

[@lunavoid5500]

i swear there has to be one person just dedicated to trying to figure out how you rate your movies like im just imagining one 20 year old guy with string and paper all over his walls like "its a conspiracy! he uses his memes to figure it out!" and honestly that would be kind funny to watch the obsession get explained

[@vincentgarcia2702]

If king Julian ever needs a new voice actor, High Boi is that guy!

[@hellothere9167]

Your recap made me realise why I dropped this movie midway. The way they tried to symbolise Caesar as some monke messiah is insane, the end also is literally a reference to Moses unable to enter the promised land

[@thunderspark1536]

I mean that's pretty realistic, given that Jesus was just some guy with a separate cult of Judiasm

[@acarwar6024]

@@thunderspark1536 mk bro whatev 🙄😏

[@dharmiksib]

@@thunderspark1536 let him cook

[@dharmiksib]

womp womp its a movie bro

[@ThomasCampbell-y7y]

The 3rd movie kind of tries to be more in line with the original 70s movies, in those the apes have a messiah-like ancestor they worship much like how Christians worship Jesus. That’s why they do that allegory in this movie

[@majkwazofski8463]

Casual Geographic injected me with so many horrific facts about chimpanzees that I treat this movie like a horror and watch it with unease

[@miltenignis1017]

Yupp. I wonder how the rest of the world is doing in that world... prolly fine-ish. Australia for sure. XD

[@planetofthegapes]

Amazing how the "you thought he was dead but he's not" trope appears at least five times in one movie. War for the Planet of the Not Quite Dead People.

[@user-qg3ws8pq9o]

I’m surprised he didn’t do more Harambe jokes he only did one very weird with monke film

[@tyrant7310]

0:34 out of context "monkey killer" on a helmet is insane

[@GeekOnTheRun519]

NAH

[@nickpalazzolo-cpa]

I listen to all KZbin videos on 1.5x speed and this channel is the only where I need to set it back to 1x speed 😊 Love the videos.

[@Elizabethe-h4y]

i was ready to start counting how many times he said speach instead of speak, i love watching these they always cheer me up and make me laugh when i feel down.

[@RIZLERGX7]

finally, he’s gonna review a planet of the apes

[@twojstaryshrek]

this is going to be so iconic

[@aliasfakename3159]

I love that a guy named Serkis made a career off playing monkeys. It's literally "his monkeys, his Serkis"

[@thedomainofsealteamaqua]

2:20 you are correct. In a night stealth raid they WILL use red light, but they turn it on only after the raid starts

[@B.23414]

0:34 monkey killer would be a perfect thing to have on the helmet in another movie based a couple years back😉

[@Anamelessdude69]

Bro we literally waited for months for this video to come out. Good to know High boi still kicking

[@BSupreme2024]

Yay my meme got used as the thumbnail. Bless you High Boi🔥🔥

[@BucketHat758]

7:02 the way you pronounced Drape killed me HAHAHA

[@Prince_Phaedru]

I needed an incredulous "WHAT!?!" to end my day. Thank you for providing that with your 10 beer keg outta 18 violins

[@JeremiahPosey-l8q]

You should do “a goofy movie”, I’d bet you’d make it the best movie recap ever

[@generalrubbish9513]

Ah yes, "primitives with sticks and rocks defeat modern military operators with guns and body armor", my favorite genre.

[@NoeIsraelRojo]

man I still remember when you were nearly at 500k and that wasn't to long agp good job you coming up fast keep it up

[@edwinnn]

The meme in the background at 12:52 😂😂

[@JimmieTom-m6c]

Bro I didn't notice until you point it out 💀

[@CramSkyy]

As a violinist, giving this movie 10 beer kegs and comparing them to 18 violins honors me greatly

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

Calling it now: Caesar gets betrayed at the end by what he thought was his allies. Because if there’s ONE theme in this franchise, it’s that history repeats itself.

[@happyguy5676]

I watched this on the plane, and as I get off I see Highboi notification for it. What timing 😂

[@Boxman71]

Lol

[@planetofthegapes]

Mile High Boi

[@thevroomspeed]

I was going to wait to watch the movie first, but then I realized that this will prolly be better

[@caseykleinhans4137]

high boi and ceaser have about equal levels of grammar

[@WaffleBunsGaming]

9:05 just like the 1800’s

[@EnriqueBartulac]

“Monke see no evil, monkey hear no evil, money speak no evil” - I have no idea what the fuck that means but it sounded right in context

[@melon_oo7]

11:15 didn’t know high boi had beautiful vocals bro

[@ultimate_pleb]

Not a single gorilla tactics joke this whole video Kinda a missed opportunity

[@philljustphill1656]

Why is that king julian impression so on point? 😂

[@AsaGajadhar]

you sir has the greatest upload schedule

[@zootpond1917]

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE ZOO WITH THIS ONE, UNLIKE LAST TIME

[@CjTheracoon]

YO WSP HIGH BOI UR da best KZbinr Love the vids Keep the work Up!!!

[@monkeymilitary2303]

High boi uploaded What a wonderful day

[@samuelhunter4631]

"What a wonderful dayyyy!!!"

[@joshuakincaid8238]

Just watch this movie for the first time a few months ago. Can't believe I never saw it when it came out. But now i'm seeing everyone talk about it again. Gci is superb.

[@Cxxrxpted]

Colonel got flashbacks from the 18 century

[@flymasterkyle1277]

This is my favourite of the trilogy, just because it’s so much darker than the first two and shows the lengths Caesar will go to to protect his family and friends

[@frank-i4h]

Thumbnail gose so fuckign hard

[@martinromerostrack9138]

Like any Trilogy, it's better when you see the tree movies . The message is more powerful, one is more fond of the characters and their struggles, and there is a sense of satisfaction when finishing of the last one. A sense of finality greater than in a single film.

[@doesitmatter05]

High Boi does absolutely not deserve the amount of respect i have for him. glorious upload day🙏

[@Capsicumh2]

Me becoming addicted this channel after KZbin recommending me Frozen 2 about 2 years ago

[@AaronNothanks]

Oh yes the GOAT uploads another banger🙏

[@JaQory]

Dark skin monkey friend is wild works 🤣🤣🤣u never fail to make me cry laugh love it 1:40

[@Litten2509]

You should do the riddick: pitch black next.

[@MetalAcrean]

More like War for the Plot Armor of the Apes lmao

[@Oscar_playzz]

Drape👍 7:00

[@crumplets7695]

👍

[@RegisteredFelon-ki8be]

“Monkey smart juice.” is now my favorite quote, ever

[@Cxxrxpted]

drape im fuckin dying

[@destiny9065]

Every time this man starts a premiere I'm about as hype as I can be

[@greensimpson8848]

Can you do rise and dawn of the earth of the monke

[@pugking-j2q]

7:10 I think they have THICK coats of hair (kinda visible I guess) and Drape has short hair, so he needs his drip to stay warm bc of the thin coat.

[@johnkindred3712]

lets go another high boi episode

[@williamkristiansen9165]

Yo bro pls say this video is because i requestet it!???? Love the vid❤

[@thetruth45678]

Life could be a dream....

[@Wwaynelifts]

If I could take you up to a paradise up above....

[@Mcefus]

If you will tell me I'm the only one that you love

[@HenryCallahan-yd8ki]

Life could be a dream sweet hart hello again

[@thetruth45678]

Shaboom and hoping we meet again....

[@kylewhiteman]

mom’s spaghetti

[@sr.captansaintmajor8273]

i watched you when i was a freshman sleeping through zoom classes. Now i've graduated and in Brasil during a gap year.

[@jammingout5838]

I dropped my newborn brother to click on this video

[@Infy7384]

No not drape

[@cainster]

Is this that shitty one with Mark Walburg that ended up being so terrible that they didn't even bother to make a sequel to explain the cliffhanger?

[@Rowan.F]

Nah

[@Rowan.F]

At least I aint think it is

[@Not-ElBarto]

This is the one where Chris Pratt plays everybody

[@cptrelentless80085]

The Cliffhanger is that he is on the monke planet, but in the past. Like in the book, it’s not earth.

[@abnormallylargemonkey9334]

Hell no, this is entirely separate

[@justinchaffin8195]

Ah, a new high boy video, the perfect bday present to wake up to

[@MNIDDM]

"And they kill them all with only 1 survivor, so they take him and all the other survivors-"

[@HighBoi]

Thats not what i said dipshit

[@flymasterkyle1277]

@@HighBoilmao 😂

[@MNIDDM]

@@HighBoi Damn bro i just misheard you 😂

[@jerry-z5i]

6:57 Drape🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SaltyAsTheSea]

This is a life saver. I'm trapped in an airport at Texas with two burritos and a voucher from my airline the seven eleven wouldn't accept. They are the only store open. I'm also broke but here we are. Cheers high boy. I snuck my pen in too guys let's goooo takin hits in the stall u already know :))

[@Turklander24]

ayy he put my meme on the background 🎉

[@Dr.Cosmar]

Never mind the lasers during a stealth mission... If someone grabbed my rappel rope, I would feel that in my bones! I might poop myself. It doesn't matter at that point if they know the humans are there, contingency plans get made all the time. If someone grabs my rappel rope during a stealth mission, this is how that would go down; **rope grows tight while I drop a few more centimeters** **sphincter rapidly reacts and turns into a no-hole** Me, on coms; "Falcon One to Base, Falcon One. Water snake in the garden, line disturbed. Repeating, Water snake in the garden, line disturbed. Over." Command: "Falcon One, this is Base. Roger that, Water snake in the garden. Extract immediately. We have eyes on. Over." Me: "Falcon One, copy that. Extracting. Over." "Water snake" would just be the fist thing off the top of my head I would use to describe a potential tango that was in or around water. This would give them a clear indication on where the problem is. Mission is usually over, and plan B team will now get to do what meatheads do best. Fly over, make it rain iron and fire. If there is no B-team, then command is probably right there with you, and this would still be very similar to what would be said. Because command would have a separate squadron rappelling down the other side just for situations like this they would radio them to get eyes on your line. Typically with a well oiled spec-ops crew, nobody has to be told. They hear a call like that and they start looking to give Charlie a really bad haircut. If there's no B team, or extraction is impossible, it's time to get very loud until reinforcements arrive. I genuinely hate planet of the apes series... even hyper intelligent monkeys couldn't hope to beat us on our worst of days... I'm saying 10 of us, and 10000000 of them.. as long as we have air superiority, there's nothing they can do to touch us. We could load onto an aircraft carrier and they could do nothing...

[@goldenlennie6178]

bro you are my fav youtuber

[@CultReport]

i am surprised at how accurate of a review this is

[@BorderbanditBen]

this guy makes me feel stupid i swear much love daddy HIgh boi

[@Joe.007.verify]

I was gonna ask you for this movie… Thank you

[@JuanDelaCruz-nd2jz]

The knife thingy is called bayonetta, just like the sexy wizard from a game

[@heromadeBreadEaster]

Man I still remember the 1k sub qna. My guy has come a long way

[@zepar-kun2968]

@High Boi Please do Guns Akimbo next, would love to see you cover that movie!!!

[@Cayde-6sHorn]

You know, the whole gorillas on horseback thing had me thinking: What about a bigger and stronger horse, like a Clydesdale or a Belgian Draft? Would it then depend on the weight of the ape? Caesar, being a chimp, wouldn't cause issues. Chimps are on the lighter side of the apes.

[@justacorn0211]

High boi thumbnail always make me laugh 😂😂

[@ChouLord-qg5wc]

My brother and i just watch the planet of the apes (all movies), this is really right on time

[@limeylime8027]

Finally the greatest movie by the greatest film reviewer

[@Nik-r3r]

my favorite part was when high boi said ''apes'' it was really funny

[@azuresiren5846]

1:37 Dark Skinned Monkey Friend is crazy lmfao

[@Twinturbo-ti3sx]

The thumbnail is the best

[@parkersouder6683]

I love his background posters!

[@mothman1307]

guys I have a tummy ache but HES BACK YAAAYYY

[@Black-fp3dy]

Its just the thumbs up tism- my bad, drape gives when highboi says "drape!" with the drake pics

[@speedeez1880]

Yoooooo another high boi upload

[@Retrogamer5679]

Can you do twister? (Just a suggestion) have a great day!

[@amgtkids1654]

BABE, WAKE UP HIGH BOI DROPPED

[@therealjoshschannel6232]

1:19 the f-bomb caught me 3:15 I think he’s name is disabled wheelchair guy 4:51 You think you didn’t loosed the f*cking cause!? 5:33 Can’t tell about the Anti-Niconico Douga about that 6:05 I think they reached the brain, I guess 7:02 I can’t activate the sucko mode 8:27 It’s not funny because they did not praised by JC 10:42 I know this, because Mystery Recapped and Movies Outpost will be scolded by moment 10:50 Did you say the “offguard”? You mean the arresting dead animals?! 11:03 - 11:15 How? Because you are so undetected about the upsetting consequences 11:51 What do you mean, “oh no”? You mean the strong soldiers? About the Nano-technology?!? 14:05 I think the hazmat suits are so confused because they are not the evolutionary of the homosapiens 14:32 Give me medic Request the movie from Mr Nobody (2013) because can you please not so far from behind the weird abnormal videos?

[@Callanhodge0409]

12:44 THE POSTER😂😂😂😂