highly chaotic tiktoks to distractionate you from whatever you were doing before

[@kate.6262]

This compilation feels like yelling "oh my god look at that" and pointing behind someone before bolting comically fast down the street

[@saharathedragon9282]

I second this notion

[@PERSONUNREAL]

(insert obligatory queen reference)

[@greysettings9288]

ive decided to do that

[@The-Busy-Beeeee]

Which is the best vibe you can have

[@toastyae]

That’s accurate

[@L1z3.04]

Hmmm seems like historians really would call jfk and his best friend BeSt FriEnDs

[@ghostgrl6]

you.. just called them best friends

[@hilol187]

@@ghostgrl6 i think they meant like best BEST best friend

[@ghostgrl6]

@@hilol187 what is the difference /srs can someone explain

[@Creature7777]

Well best BEST best best friends or very close friends is usually code for they were lovers but historians straight washed them

[@machfassett5749]

@@ghostgrl6 basically, best friends is just being friends, but historians calling them BeSt FrIeNdS would be in the context of assuming they were both perfectly straight and there was nothing queer in their relationship in spite of any and all evidence. basically, straightwashing-- while we don't necessarily know JFK and his friend were (and, on the same coin, Weren't) in a relationship of any kind, historians would go out of their way to say there was nothing there. it's happened with numerous queer people in history to the point where it's a running joke that two people who may have been in a relationship are "*just best friends*" to make fun of straight/ciswashing historians

[@Min-xh8ho]

2:20 someone responded to that tweet saying that jfk was like a sunflower, like he just faces a camera if it’s pointed at him with no thoughts in his head, and I think that’s the best explanation as to why he’s Like That

[@maybemablemaples2144]

The original himbo

[@psychicplebalien]

16:50 Looks fun and can't believe the amount of time and energy they put into their costumes.

[@DiamondTheGamer]

i swear i been somewhere like that before BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS OR WHERE IT IS OR WHAT ITS EVEN CALLED😭🤌🏻

[@avaward6913]

@@DiamondTheGamer do u mean a ren faire?

[@DiamondTheGamer]

@@avaward6913 i mean it could be a renaissance fair…but i cannot quite remember if it was or not😭

[@lavgemini8544]

Was it D&D?

[@DiamondTheGamer]

@@lavgemini8544 nope! news from my mother was that it was indeed a renaissance fair but D&D is interesting too- although i don’t know much about it i’m learning with a friend so ye!

[@magpiecore]

12:37 i once saw two people who were driving trucks of the same company suddenly light up and start waving when they saw each other on the road and i didnt stop thinking about it until i got home

[@sunnyveranda5092]

is this a lemon demon song

[@the_pipster]

when i first read this i blocked out every word in between two trucks-

[@MINGUS-g6i]

*Two trucks having-*

[@wallfishz]

@@the_pipster PFT-

[@basildoingthings819]

12:37 i have a list of things i like(most of it is sounds). The list: when dogs rub their faces with their front paws its really cute; the sound ice makes when you first pour water over it; the tuning sounds of orchestras; when dogs get up and walk around in a little circle and then lay back down; old, slightly out of tune upright pianos; drums with fiddle; when the underside of leaves are lighters than the top and you can see it when the wind blows through them; when songs have different harmonies/sounds coming through each earbud; that part in “fate of the stars” by tally hall when the piano gets really fast and then it sounds like one sound and then it starts to slow down again; minor to major key changes.

[@basildoingthings819]

@celeste very glad I could be of service lol :) what can i say, i guess you really do use things you learn in school on a daily basis

[@_JustJoe]

👁👄👁

[@_JustJoe]

You sound like you vibe with everyone

[@memeh4577]

Just based on these things, i would say you are a pretty awesome person with wholesome vibez :)

[@basildoingthings819]

@dollhausˎ♡ˊ˗ oh you’re so correct

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

17:55 it took me a while to realize this one was made by leftbylondon, the last time i've seen her stuff was when she was still doing vines and i barely even RECOGNIZED her here! I'm glad she's doing well :)

[@theautismrizzler]

I also recognised her because you pointed it out- I knew she was trans but I didn’t realise she was still doing skit stuff (I knew she was making music tho) so yaaaaay!!! She’s literally so funny, I quote ‘what about nascar’, ‘haha I do that’ and ‘I’m gonna munch… I’m gonna crunch’ so mych

[@where.haveyoubeenloca]

I recognized her too, but I couldn't remember why she looked familiar, thanks for this! :)

[@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652]

9:12 ngl every time I see this tiktok I just think it's a broomstick for a garden witch and the stitch hits me like a train

[@wallfishz]

I just pieced that one together...

[@the_sky_is_blue_and_so_am_I]

_LMAO_

[@PyroRat]

The one with the cat in the bowl was so fulfilling to me! it was so cute that she just wanted to make sure her cat was enjoying itself!

[@johnqsample5119]

Thank you for distractionating me I was thinking about college stuff I don't even need to worry about yet

[@name.333]

How’s college?

[@saharathedragon9282]

Ayup! Another perfectly balanced compilation of some of the rarest and most built different breeds of chaos from all around tiktok I see? Interesting, very interesting.

[@person3151]

11:36 im crying idk why but this makes me so happy fr also the hank green tiktiok is the best thing also "its a just a shirt it cant even vote"

[@nadajomaa3555]

1:51 is literally why I came here. I did not know this was a universal experience.

[@w1ccaphobia]

Yeah I thought I was the only one who did this lol

[@BlackZombie2009]

same

[@jbeans500]

me when i tell myself to stay away from pokemon related stuff for a while because it gives me fomo but then that turns into the urge to binge watch chaotic energy sword and shield camp videos

[@bugbugtheone2143]

Ayo my people!

[@hawke5314]

14:28 THATS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN STOPPP

[@kaymorgan2826]

19:59 The fact that like this is actually mathematically correct, if you just replace worstie and bestie with variables like x and y…also yes I’m a gay who’s good at math, I can also drive (kinda)

[@fruitlpsfrever2472]

can u cook tho

[@fruitlpsfrever2472]

or walk slowly while feeling comfortable?

[@kaymorgan2826]

@@fruitlpsfrever2472 yeah, I’m the head of my school culinary class

[@kaymorgan2826]

@@fruitlpsfrever2472 …fuck you got me

[@sidiwvwhi]

14:49 they say ‘happy as hell’ then ‘tell me you happy shiba!’

[@onelusciouslad7841]

5:46 Why do I perfectly understand what he's saying, like yeah, they- yeah...

[@michelleamato3361]

11:38 this is what I came for. Chances are you came for this one as well

[@notsurewwhattoputhere]

Yes- My old childhood crush… HA-

[@chaosincarnate1141]

@@notsurewwhattoputhere NOOOOO /lh

[@ushjka_]

Thankyou, ive been looking for it

[@ZOMBIE1229]

Thank you 😭

[@skeletolio]

Yup! And now I'm gonna cry in the cornor *cry in tumblr regret*

[@ikelom]

14:58 I think they're saying "Happy as hell" and then "Tell me you're happy, Shiba [?] [the cat's name]" and then "Alright, nah." Thank you for subtitles!

[@internet_person294]

9:15 this human is so amazing, I love their vibes, I want more of him. Also, gotta respect that they actually have experience with it lol

[@violet5120]

Moment of appreciation for whoever made the subtitles for this video, they're immaculate (especially when it's 2:00 am and you're watching on silent bc you don't have headphones lmao)

[@lucidpessimist4501]

10:45 dude built like Elastigirl

[@yve6177]

CLONE HIGH SUDDENLY MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!

[@Lejo04]

6:59 I wanna put Lord Byron in a glass jar and study him like a bug.

[@skypuppeteer]

15:21 absolutely got thrown of by this, omg- why did Jack make it sound so incredibly menacing and terrifying- what do I apparently _know_ ?!

[@_windy_day_4276]

You know how you killed your best friend last month. You know when why and how.

[@lochness7419]

8:47 me, a nonbinary biromantic asexual who's favorite color is grey: HEY

[@satan6954]

I can't stop thinking about this comment. It haunts me in the best way possible

[@sadanaherath]

Yo im a gay nonbinary genderfluid who really likes gray nice to meet ya : )

[@UniEvolute]

I have found my fellow people that love the color gray Except im an asexual demigirl

[@sadanaherath]

@@UniEvolute noice ✌

[@wallfishz]

@@satan6954 yea

[@gilliquack07]

there’s two tiktoks in here from this guy (16:09 and 3:41) and he actually has a yt! same w/ 12:40 they’re both rly cool and their videos have the same vibe as those tiktoks so I highly recommend

[@cupcakeplayz4583]

17:28 c h e e s e

[@raccoons.]

𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓼𝓮

[@marzbarz262]

0:58 istg "I woke up in a river once" while lover continues to play in the background had me rolling nothing else he said just that small part💀

[@sulienrain]

17:35 this tiktok makes me so incredibly happy i wish i was in a group like that

[@dawnrays6161]

9:51 I love how they hesitated when saying “it’s not worth it” >:3

[@gmcnabb174]

2:14 OMG in my Gender and Sexuality in History class the other day we watched this video and had to analyze it and the comments for a quiz grade lmaoo

[@Alansaurus]

You are kidding me thats so funny 😭

[@ducko789]

This gave me a dose of serotonin that I so desperately needed. Thank you

[@8.maryvz]

11:07 alright but his shadow looks like a duck thats looking up- idk how it just does.

[@wallfishz]

It does tho...

[@oZzWill]

7:18 The left is better then the fucking original

[@technobeagle9598]

Thank you for introducing me to long brick. I will now surely be eternally haunted. The decimation of my pre-conscious mind with long brick and my inability to properly process the emotional response I feel shall surely kill me someday. It is my new favorite video :)

[@mildlyupsetnug4399]

11:50 Um why Hank. Why the /fuck/ did you have cheese in your pocket? Hank? Hank????

[@Ari_C]

8:53 THE AMOUNT OF GLEE THIS FILLS ME WITH

[@sapienticss]

Distractionate describes my constant state. Thank you for this wonderful word and your contribution to society

[@dbulgheroni5288]

1:51 i had the subtitles on and still had to rewatch multiple times to confirm that that's timothee chalamet ?? that just looks like some guy

[@kay_3705]

what if i told u timmy shamalam really is just some guy

[@dbulgheroni5288]

@@kay_3705 every man is just some guy me thinks

[@wallfishz]

Yea

[@cherii.11]

THATS NOT HIM-.... is it? 🤨📸

[@rosalinaposalina]

the one at 3:39 might be my favorite video ever I don't even know why its so stupid but I've been having the worst week and its only tuesday night but this made me laugh so hard so I'm keeping it

[@athenaestrada8656]

0:22 IS KILLING ME SHSBFJHDB

[@cj3047]

17:00 THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS!!!

[@VER0NSL8VQ]

HELP WHY DOES 9:30 LOOK LIKE CAMILO.. I FEEL LIKE HE'D ACT LIKE THIS TOO

[@sweetmemesaremadeof9680]

unrelated to video but i found froggy chair in animal crossing!!! :D i found it in redds ship and it was patterned after a poison dart frog!!! (orange w black spots) am very happy!!!!!!!! :DDDD

[@w1ccaphobia]

Congrats on finding it!

[@outofblueberries8903]

Seeing as I was crying before watching this, this was helpful :) 1:54 I feel called out

[@bebes0055]

12:38 this one felt very like.. real? like it made me think that there are so many little things in this world that make me happy and i wouldn't really reflect back on it, y'know?

[@heejinavenue]

17:10 WHERE PLEASE I NEED TO GO THERE

[@Annabelle-xv4hi]

SAME TELL ME PLS

[@keyonalyles2267]

This is some high quality comedy right here 😆😂🤣

[@onyxth3ripper]

I am incredibly grateful for whoever took the time to do the captions ✨🥳

[@briannaromero5943]

9:38 istg this dude looks like camilo madrigal

[@caedis_why2591]

2:56 One of us! One of us! One of us! One of US!

[@riotroyale]

i want a whole movie/tv show from the first one with that guy talking, the artist doing the animations, and the musicians doing the score

[@beep420]

The onceler tiktok immediately followed by Hank Green really sent me back to Tumblr, 2012.

[@amethysthope4076]

15:12 I don't know if I'm supposed to think Pisces is now the bat man symbol or if we were suddenly ejected from existence.

[@CREATIVESHLOP]

I'm not sure. The pisces symbol doesn't look like the batman symbol. It looks like the under armor symbol.

[@dilpickle3012]

8:01 Used to be my favorite color. I still really like it, but life hit me

[@moiaussi7722]

10:31 is going into the raw quotes from weird sources list

[@barbaraisboring]

thank you for distracting me. just had a recent ex seek me out at school to make me cry (to his success). funny videos help ease the stress.

[@rosegarden69]

make him disappear under mysterious circumstances to never be seen or heard from again/j

[@barbaraisboring]

@@rosegarden69 KDJFKSHDKSJDJDNHFJDHD PLEASE

[@rosegarden69]

@@barbaraisboring self care

[@teethtown8159]

15:12 is the hardest I have ever had to try to not make a lot of noise because it's twelve fifty one and my mom would kill me. Anyways holy crap why do I find this so entertaining?

[@cherii.11]

i'm offended by the taurus one 😭😭 i literally hate this girl named chloe and she's a leo- i don't even know anyone named.... whatever his name was 🙄✋🏾

[@tearez13]

the perfect video to watch at two am while so tired that you can't remember to blink

[@frankgrandi2512]

ahaahahahhaahha

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

1:10 OH THERE IT IS

[@littleskeletondudeman50]

16:17 go on a walk lmao.

[@rollerskates6532]

12:23 saving this for me and i really like the jfk one too

[@Pongopaces_]

9:37 FINALLY SOMEONE'S ASKING THE SAME QUESTIONS AS ME AND I'M A WOMAN-

[@enk335]

oh god these are the true bangers. I cannot express my genuine love and feeling of being understood by these tiktoks i just. Homie youre the mvp

[@ratrat.rat.rat.rat.rat.ratrat]

THE CAT IN THE. OBWL MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[@JestersPrivilege18]

10:00 the world hurt Camilo Madrigal

[@giules2814]

18:27 is literally me

[@anastasiarivera3063]

The captions on this are sublime! So helpful! Even the background music! I love it, thank you

[@finnTvajeesh]

5:00 IM CRYING WHY WAS THIS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[@pandasomebody7158]

12:15 HANK HELLO???

[@glferris716]

Funnier without, but for context, the person @ 16:30 had the text randomly, inexplicably disappear in the first half of the video and accidentally created something even MORE hilarious afhskdgshjk

[@lemontreestudios6816]

Thank you for distractionating me from a nightmare :)

[@hahahakokichi5734]

Thank you so much for putting the subtitles I haven’t seen one recently besides yours it means a lot

[@ch3rrysoda626]

"I think it's very funny. To be *annoying, so I'll keep doing it"* Me right there 💀

[@acidswingz]

I SERIOUSLY APPRECIATE BOTH THE TIMESTAMPS WITH LINKS AND THE HANDWRITTEN CAPTIONS! THANK YOU!!!!

[@melonkat]

14:28 sheeba and her owner are so cute im crying

[@cursed_cole]

HANK JUST PULLED A FULL BLOCK OF CHEESE OUTTA HIS POCKET WAIT WAIT WAIT-

[@zesty.zoe.]

yes u are right you have successfully distractionated me from my assignment due at 11:59* whilst it is 11:27 *YESTERDAY

[@PaleNoFace]

Okay I'll bite. Why did Hank have so much cheese in his pocket ?

[@samtheoverthinker]

1:09 is the most relatable shit I have ever seen

[@Hannah-fc4it]

I tried to convince a girl that 0 wasn't a real number simply because I was bored while watching a basketball game in 8th grade. it worked and she believed me. so Alayna if you ever see this, girl I'm so sorry, I just thrive in chaos. it was funny tho

[@thefinalgirl6907]

3:40 My brain when someone is explaining something extremely important

[@skelevus]

Thank you for being an actual god and linking the tiktoks

[@SunnyStinks]

i love your taste in tiktoks /gen /pos

[@Carrot880]

4:35 Fun fact, on March 18th the sun sets around 6:30PM in Finland. So she was right!

[@youruncleolaf4694]

2:06 rémy is a rat, that's a mouse

[@tomatosouponthefloor]

THE LAST ONE IM DYING

[@-Angel_eyes-]

1:51 I-just me right now

[@MxMagnetar]

15:41 glad to know im a little stinker uwu

[@anythingforourmoony2]

2:29 one of us one of us

[@chalkish4855]

Took me until 15 mins in to remember to put maple syrup and vinegar on my lettuce, I was very distracted by this. Thank you for advertising this video accurately

[@deadlynightshade5797]

I clicked purely because I saw the Once-ler on the cover

[@corajohnson3182]

the guy at 9:45 looks like that one cousin from Encanto

[@repentforthwkingdomoftheLORD.7]

Okay but the fist one was so wildly impressive I will now be repeating that another 10 times

[@animal8006]

I'm super sick today and I just about died laughing, thanks lol

[@gretchenk3193]

I am very distractionated

[@SILLYYZONE]

The first one literally had me thinking I was having a stroke

[@luca_diaz]

1:50 Pov: that's me rn

[@crico314]

YESSSSSS THE MIKES MIC ONE WE LOVE IT

[@victoriap1649]

Thank you so much I rly needed this 💓