Hilarious Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Funny Conversations With His Daughters, It’s Impossible Not To Laugh

Hilarious Conversations Between A Dad And His 4 Daughters
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James Breakwell is the epitome of what the Internet would call "dad goals" - though with 4 daughters to manage, he might not always feel like it. The Indianapolis-based comedy writer and family man has had Twitter enamored since April 2016, when tales of his humorous clan first went viral, and he's showing no signs of stopping - over 750 thousand followers later. Exploding Unicorn, as Breakwell's comedy platform has come to be known, is a collection of hilarious conversations between the brutally frank dad and his eccentric daughters, as well as a select few with his wife.
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[@Yanderescarlet97]

I love the one where he said "I'm glad we own 10,000 stuffed animals so my toddler can cuddle with a jar of peanuts." Lol.

[@Ritercrazy]

Me too. So true. So real.

[@JSL2020]

For a whole year, my toddler daughter carried around and slept with a Trolls Branch Kids 3 in 1 soap bottle.

[@tigresmom5654]

2:23-"you're only a mom because of me". LOL

[@agupta4136]

it is true

[@terryedwards171]

When someone tells me I look tired, I am using the "it's a lot of work staying alive."

[@yaeleah0722]

Same

[@cassandramurray5416]

Yes

[@agoogleuser4066]

Lmao

[@annap.1327]

Using this now

[@leviathinthorn8140]

When it said "can a horse do a pushup" I stared off into space too

[@matthewcarlon7122]

I really stared off into space about the one asking what happens if a kangaroo jumps on a trampoline

[@poppyhunt7684]

Sit up*

[@allysugden9908]

Sit up not pushup

[@mishaalfatima8658]

They habe raised their daughters to defeat voldemort

[@gmlol6773]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *5 yers later*ssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@liz_afton_uwu8771]

@@gmlol6773 years* I'm sorry

[@MeanderingFox]

@@liz_afton_uwu8771 I love that you corrected yers but not habe.

[@agarsh7500]

Defense against the dark arts?

[@bannoot8684]

Habe.

[@lethiapage4767]

Defense Against The Dark Arts is a notoriously difficult teaching position. I would advise my daughter to try Potions instead.

[@gmlol6773]

no not snape

[@swimmymimmy5927]

Charms would be much better suited.

[@jamesrosemary2932]

And you ended up dead or fired or insane at end of the school year.

[@ruths8915]

Not to mention how every teacher after Quirrell never lasted a year...... Look: Lockhart:Loses his memory Lupin:Whole school discovers his secret of being a werewolf Moody:Locked in a trunk for nearly a whole year and fake Moody probly is sent to Azkaban Umbridge:Is harassed by the whole school, tortured by centaurs until rescued Snape:Kills teacher and is sent from school in shame Whoever Voldemort employs in deathly hallows:Killed in battle of hogwarts or sent to azkaban It really isn't the best job ever....

[@alexa-im4df]

If she would be defense against dark arts position she would know all dark magic spells and good magic and could attack anyone who would attack her or Annoy her

[@frankgeisenburg9208]

"I learned about dragons. I don't what everyone else was doing." Awesome!

[@im_sour7102]

Me when I’m supposed to be doing my schoolwork at home: (Only I learn about dinosaurs cause I like them)

[@bluejay_6477]

Him: Did you have a good day at school? 6-Year-Old: That's not how school works. Me: Man- That kid is SMART!

[@Stari27]

"Maybe it shouldn't be morning yet" - me every day

[@mischellyann]

"That's not a Christmas movie." "It's an always movie." - can't find the flaw in that.

[@constancemiller3753]

That's the Christmas day movie for me.✔

[@firestorm910]

You are raising your kids right if they like Harry Potter, Star Wars, and a few other references. You also know if they seem to be doing the things you do, like when that child nodded so hard she fall for pizza. This is just awesome.

[@Cyanogener]

Day pajamas!? I wish I had one of those!

[@nolexistent3277]

"He eats the shadow people"... ...me:curles up in my bed under a pillow with 5 blankets and all my stuffies

[@gmlol6773]

u got priorities girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@Grodycell]

l

[@goosetyler13]

Ikr. Toys=BAD POSESSED DEMONS WITH DRAGON WINGS AND FIRE stuffies: demon killer Angel's with feathers and birds

[@sydneyyerra4650]

Careful, you'll overheat.

[@superdill6665]

I think your 5-year-old is my spirit animal. 😂😂😂

[@cy2368]

I don’t have time for problems 😂😂 meee

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

BILLIEEE

[@cy2368]

Let me take a Jörmungandr at that haha yasss Billie is everything

[@ellabradley4219]

“You’re only a mom because of me” Savage 100000

[@hamztergurltv3299]

10:35 I just can't anymore 😂

[@rianjenner1387]

Duckzter 101 n

[@LocalizedGhosts]

The kids right 😂

[@chloes_.closet_]

Oml XD

[@shakiradixon]

That was my favourite one

[@amandaphillips6684]

Awww. Too much wholesomeness and savagery! Y'all have raised them wonderfully. They will do great things in the Muggle world.

[@hatink4319]

Now I want to call my French fries, "potato noodles".

[@antm64]

I love the logic and fundamental understanding of little humans! It takes great parents to really appreciate and respect the verbalizations of our children. Well done!!

[@pamelabuczkowske7294]

The March 31, 2018 post reminds me of the time I worked in a nursing home. I was walking a resident to the lunchroom and we were talking about her husband. She said 'I don't think Richard loves me any more'. I told her of course he loved her , he married her right? She came back with 'that was because no one else wanted him.'

[@FatRakoon]

Oh wow, as a father of 3, I can so relate to so much of these, but some of these are in a class of their own! Absolutely hilarious!. I can see 27 people that dont have kids!

[@hku99]

You are NEVER bored. Enjoy your time with her

[@lucynorman1780]

That's way too cute!!! Bless their hearts....❤️❤️❤️😀😀😀

[@RustyRaccoon808]

Honestly, taming and befriending wolves instead of fighting them is such a power move

[@lex749]

If his daughter doesn't grow up to be the president or something imma be shocked. The logic at 5 is outstanding. I was barely making full sentences

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:27 - I love it!!!!! 1:33 - for several years, my family watched "Jurassic Park" every Thanksgiving. We felt it was appropriate, since it was mostly about eating. 2:45 - I can relate! In fact , she'll have to fight me for him(it)!!!! 3:46 - A doctor who is a cat would have a hard time dealing with patients who were allergic to cats! (And there are far too many of us out there, sad to say.) 7:06 - An excellent argument indeed! 7:49 - BAHAHAHAH!!! 10:31 - PREACH IT, SISTER!!!

[@walkerunite9763]

Yeah um hate to break it to you but ... no one cares

[@gangap8500]

@@walkerunite9763 Let her write it. What's your problem?

[@samschulte8792]

6 year-old:I wanna be a defense against the dark arts. Me: same, same

[@Serenade2461]

Chilling next to my napping husband, managing to keep a lid on the giggles until "he eats the shadow people." *Takes teddy bear*. Goddamn it's hard to laugh silently

[@suganyadevarajan2867]

Same here😜

[@spikebrannigan]

He definabsotively sounds like the kind of guy anyone would be damn proud to hang out with!!!!!

[@opAmayaN]

seems like the kids already know all the great movies XD XD XD

[@claudia.179]

The fact that these kids are so young and watched Star Wars, Harry Potter (I guess they didn't read), Lord of the Rings and other of these movies is really cool. At their age all I watched was cartoons.

[@Ps114REXIVD]

Oh to be a fly on the wall when they're teenagers...but Dad already have communication down, so it might be a hoot too...some day this Dad is going to bawl his eyes out on the first wedding day...🥰💗

[@richinialangston8746]

I'd say your family is full of fun and love. Thank you for sharing... And teaching us the new thing, throat farts! 😁

[@arandomgirl306]

Don't forget potato noodles

[@cturner5338]

"I'm the tallest one who's pretty." Damn, she doesn't even understand the fact that you can't be a queen and she destroyed you.

[@AJRxBWU]

Once at lunch I couldn’t remember what Parmesan cheese was called so I asked for “sprinkly cheese.”

[@AnimalLover-kw6jk]

0:43 a future Harry Potter fan

[@JasonWeakley]

I had to stop this video way too many times to laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ritercrazy]

Great philosophy - Girls don't fight girls, only bad guys. How I wish it was lived.

[@safraberries4962]

Whelp, he's going to have fun in approximately six years when the oldest becomes a teenager and they suddenly become five times more moody.

[@teburt4332]

They're going to eat him alive!

[@priscillamoore5736]

@@teburt4332 - I think they're doing that already...😁

[@MothCrawler]

0:44 where the hell do i adopt this child?!

[@yaeleah0722]

After you adopt her, I'm kidnaping her

[@marsanrood5157]

Greatest Dad!

[@ForSensitiveTypes]

I keep pausing to laugh! Don't wanna miss anything!

[@craftystreet6994]

Based on all the movie references they’re raising those girls right.

[@sydneyyerra4650]

Long live Harry Potter!

[@Lindseyjones6422]

I was in tears!!! I haven't laughed this hard in while

[@sunnygirlsense]

I would gladly babysit or by a nanny for those angels. I can't stop laughing. 😂

[@007linkstar]

Not sure why KZbin has recommended this video two years later but... Thanks algorithm!!! I searched and James Breakwell is on Twitter and Instagram, and he has books and a newsletter

[@amywatts2298]

I'm down with " spaghetti sprinkles". I can definitely see that being a food group. 😂

[@meljoy68]

I follow him on Twitter, his tweets are so funny and relatable to this parent!

[@audreym3908]

I don't have Twitter, but is he still active with his kids and their sass?

[@meljoy68]

@@audreym3908 yes! 😂😍

[@baskervillebee5748]

Read your girls a book called "There Are Wolves In The Walls." Neil Gaiman wrote it for his daughter.😊

[@kathysorensen1021]

I loved this! My youngest was born with sarcastic wit and kept us laughing.

[@pog.fr0g637]

4:50 - I relate to this kid on a personal level.

[@kimberlyfox5175]

A house full of laughter. ❤️❤️

[@seasonlebebe9955]

These kids are like me. Wants to marry chocolate, not into boys, and sassy.

[@amiyahh_340]

2:08 that's a mood periodtt🤣

[@ellatizzy9726]

My brother had a pinata for his birthday. My sister misheard "pinata" and thought we pronounced it as "pinyoni". We've been calling it that ever since. It's too cute to correct!

[@disappointment7463]

Took me til fifth grade to become that sarcastic and snarky..I'm 14 now, I'm just impressed with how nerdy these kids are, they know their shit.

[@iaraaustin]

these sound like conversations between me, my three sisters, and my dad.

[@sharfraze9646]

My heart is do filled with joy - your daughters are very smart, witty and centered - may God be with any and all they date and eventually marry - prayers go out for you James as you are in estrogen hell👍😊

[@rakshaya5398]

4:47...OMG..That gave a heart break...just loved it😍🥰

[@fairenough7984]

The pay the bills game was killer😅😅😅

[@gilgamesh3328]

The only thing that surprises me about Xploding Unicorn is that no-one's turned it into a TV series yet.

[@rossylaguna453]

4:44 😂😂😂😂

[@marithepuppetmasterfazbear7838]

1:06 My little twin siblings called Ramen Noodles "Snake Soup". Trust me, the name stuck with everyone.

[@_nightgoeshowl_2186]

At 4:34 i was taking a sip of my Dr.Pepper while reading it, had to spit my Dr.Pepper back into the bottle i laughed so hard.😂

[@artemisvaughn3890]

Defence Against the Dark Art😂😂😂 I'm dead

[@clairy718]

5:00 is a mood

[@monishabrix9305]

1:24 What. A. Clever. Girl

[@ninar9664]

0:54 this kid speaks the truth.

[@wickedlyawesomemealive4711]

We do watch similar videos... This is the 3rd time, I guess

[@ninar9664]

WickedlyAwesomeMe ALIVE yea lol. I guess we have the same tastes.

[@lilpotatozrcool1142]

These kids have heard of star wars, star trek, Lord of the rings and Harry Potter. This man has raised his children well.

[@kimchiqueen1094]

I relate to the hot salsa like if you do too Hahahahah i also relate to the one about learning about dragons lol

[@jazielovebts3790]

armyyyyyyyyy

[@kiarona.]

9:42 : where do I sign up???

[@blazequakes]

10:37 oh sooooo true!!!!

[@Dabedreon]

Laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Thank you sooo much.

[@gamersquad8742]

“Nothing.I just beat them”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yaeleah0722]

I LOOOOOOVE the ones that's have harry potter in it, how do those kids have the attention span to watch those movies?? They are young

[@ninar9664]

Yael Leah cuz they’re awesome

[@koolcatvalley]

Because they are the BOMB

[@autumnprettykitty]

AMAZINGLY AWSOME

[@augduhfhuchvgdudugcgdgdugd4572]

4:02 facepalm*

[@TheClumsyJedi]

01:35 This girl knows what's going on! XD Besides, Hoth has snow...so it's kinda a Christmas movie... ;)

[@cookie_ice5174]

1:19 "You're my person" 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😹😹😹😹😹👌👏

[@Kat-Parada]

4:53 is relatable for me 😂😂😂

[@dayonlynnbell1466]

Why does this not have a billion views. Love love love

[@senamtay3646]

Wooww I pray my children become this smart!!I love these girls!

[@paularedden1109]

I have tears from laughing

[@rrpdsks]

I have actually thought the kangaroo trampoline thing myself

[@jillianlovell5448]

5:08 My dad's birthday (July 31) is Harry Potter's birthday...

[@miabayford9520]

Jillian Lovell my birthday is the 32nd of July

[@alyssacrawshaw828]

@@miabayford9520 Do you mean the 1st August? 32nd July ain't a thing

[@roberthaalexis5741]

*3-year-old shows drawing* “You like it” 😂

[@slasherfangirl5052]

All the harry potter type conversations were amazing

[@mrs.c5471]

The 7 year old solution to the boys verses girls was EPIC! What did you say? Nothing, I just beat them!!! EPIC

[@hplover5241]

I love 5.12 and 8.04 . Wish she were my sister

[@lizaudy2905]

5:12 8:04

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

Guarantee that black panther gon be like “GET THIS MAN A SON”

[@hamiltonfangirl1765]

4:59 the 5 year old has a point

[@sarafoxring9270]

In my first game of D&D we were supposed to kill a mouse. Instead me and my friend fed it cheese and lured it outside. In a different session we were supposed to kill a sea monster. Instead we healed it then told it that it was destroying the economy of a nearby island and it left. We're the best

[@twinzmom68]

I.LOVE.THESE.KIDS.THEY ARE FREAKING AWSOME.👑

[@salyani1]

Those kids r probs smarter that half the adults in the world put together lol

[@judithwallace2091]

This reminds me of the comic strips they used to have I newspapers.

[@juliesanders2008]

(Star wars Mac and cheese) finely were eating fancy! LOL

[@bettyjeanzepeda4767]

I wasn't even gonna click on this...and now I can't look away

[@tabthecabbit3354]

The part with the wolves in D&D was both clever and funny.