Hilarious Drug Stories From Years Ago | Joey Diaz and Ryan Sickler

The Church #768 - Ryan Sickler
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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[@fogboat6497]

“It was basically rat poison, just tremendous”😂😂😂

[@ralieghsolo]

I never got that.Does rat poison make you trip? I'm sure it's a hell of a ride but using it to cut acid?! Come on...that's gotta be an old wives tale.lmao

[@ThyEJ]

@@ralieghsolo that's what it's made of

[@stantorse4428]

@@ralieghsolo Rat poison in small doses fires you up. Thats why speed is hella cut with that shit

[@jesseklaver8905]

@@ralieghsolo not acid tho

[@Sniperboy5551]

Strychnine is a convulsant, not a hallucinogen.

[@WilliamEdwardJacob]

"ya memory doesn't really open up until you start opening it up" -coco brilliant

[@WilliamEdwardJacob]

@Edwin Urena i know right!? tf is up with that

[@raimundosilva4382]

A juíza do Estados Unidos ouvir a defesa por isso que eu

[@raimundosilva4382]

São essas montagens que tô colocando como ocupado são essas montagens que eles fazem e joga

[@raimundosilva4382]

de tudo que eu estava lá dentro do trabalho e pega esse joguinho de luta e faz jogando seu como ocupado cara é esse jogo de p*** que tô fazendo aquela p****a única juíza que eu respeito até hoje e

[@raimundosilva4382]

Tribunal não temcomo é que eu tiro o chapéu para o vídeo dos Estados Unidos foi a única juíza que eu vi a verdade foi a única juíza que eu quero ouvir a defesa contra menina aquela do quero

[@TimeWatch5]

"Dementia is definitely in my future"

[@NotDry2457]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moK3ZouPe76YjNE This comic heavily influenced by Uncle Joey-- nobody knows where he is but I have heard rumors he went off the rails-- no pun intended-- on a coke bender. NJ comic.

[@DavidTheBulldog]

I'm 21 and I already got some early onset going on 🤣

[@waldorfsalad2307]

@@DavidTheBulldog fuck it bruh

[@NEWARK767]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😃👍🏼

[@frankquiles9760]

One of the greatest quotes of the 21st century

[@amadeusgrandson7357]

“I was clean and soba” x3

[@oaksmane]

I love how Lee’s response is like “yeah right..”

[@amadeusgrandson7357]

Billy Irons lee knows he’s bullshitting

[@curtisbenoit20]

😂

[@curtisbenoit20]

" I was in boulda "

[@za65dar74]

06:20 for those like me who wanted to hear "soba" three times hahahahahahahahaha

[@raoulduke2625]

My fav guest ! 16:14 His delight that he had been snorting angel dust. God Bless Sickler!!!!!!

[@Smokeyxz]

It’s gorilla biscuits

[@majidminhas8954]

animal tranquilizers

[@QuackingKing]

I don't know what's more hilarious, Joey's crazy stories or Ryan's insane laughter.

[@nicholassmith8212]

I swear to god Ryan is like a little kid around Joey whenever he starts telling stories and bursts into laughter, I think we all can relate to Ryan 😂

[@RockaholicPunk]

At 6:20 Unc Joey had to say it 3x to convince Lee, Ryan, and himself that he really was sober LMAOOO

[@chenugent]

16:12 his laugh is like lees but on steroids

[@knotshure6291]

Ryan: "What kind of high is it? How do you feel?" Joey: "Like fucking Gumby!" Hahahahahaha!!!

[@dubHE]

😭😭😭

[@ralieghsolo]

That's the best way to explain it I've never done pcp but I've done ketamine which I believe is similar You really do feel like your made of rubber lol

[@dknf4036]

@@ralieghsolo I came to comment the same thing, the high he is describing sounds exactlyyy how you feel after snorting ketamine lol. Coincidentally it also happens to be a white powder

[@Tehexpl0it]

"Where do you meet these weak people"

[@ModernSpartan300]

💀

[@monolithe2812]

LMFAO

[@gabrielaviles5816]

LMFAO, that part had me dying 😂😂😂

[@marc9002]

Absolutely a miracle this man is still with us. So thankful. He’s a beast! ❤

[@luchini_ap4853]

It’s always the people who went the hardest that still live a long life. Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Eric Clapton, Joey Diaz, Ric Flair 🤣🤣

[@hyperpuppy2]

I love when Joey starts looking back yeah it was 84 no summer of 83, maybe 82 it was cold out. lol

[@gazzz-yz7xc]

Joey Diaz - If that happened in my Neighbourhood you’d have to move. I just burst out laughing. LMFAO 😭😭😭😭

[@Itsjustdrdrew]

HOLY CRAP I JUST READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID IT OMG AFTER I JUST COMMENTED THIS SAME THING AFTER HEARING SICKLE CELL SAY "LATE 1900'S" LOL THANK YOU ✌

[@sirmoney2762]

His laughs are killing me😂😂😂....the pregnant chick laugh and when he found out it was angeldust not thc...

[@kobeisaac9106]

" Half the week is on acid "

[@MalabarTheGreat]

🤣🤣🤣

[@davidec.4021]

I love Joey. The only comment after Ryan’s story of fainting and seizures and vomiting is “where do you meet these weak people” lmaooooo

[@kylemorawski5964]

“ it was basically rat poison” The most Joey Diaz thing I’ve ever heard

[@dubHE]

Then he says... "it was tremendous" 🤣😭

[@PowerfulDragon]

"it was the size of a miliscule." -- joey diaz 12:11

[@TheFourNobleTruths2]

"miniscule"*. Pretty sure thats an actual unit of measurement like a pinch or a nip or a tot

[@vapormissile]

"Bigga than nothin. Smalla than yay big. Figure it out yourself."

[@PowerfulDragon]

@@TheFourNobleTruths2 I know 'miniscule' is /the/ term, that's not what he actually said though.

[@Smokeyxz]

R/woosh

[@escobarrich8753]

TheFourNobleTruths2 no it’s not u idiot

[@jonvia]

Ryan's laugh is so contagious!

[@vickielawson3114]

16:14 - The high pitch of Ryan’s laugh in this moment would be regarded in the world of female opera singers as capable of breaking glass.

[@Colechamdiceman]

Every human being alive: Knows acid absorbs through the skin Joey who has done more drugs than all of them put together: 'It might, I dunno, took me absorbing coke to think it did'

[@billygibson3041]

Colechamdiceman it actually doesn’t absorb through the skin dude. It’s a myth. Have attempted it myself. Has to be absorbed through a mucous membrane

[@billygibson3041]

daniel leonard I’m not referring to coke. Albert accidentally ingested particles of LSD by touching his mouth,eyes, etc, it was not absorbed through his skin. With some research you can find that it is a myth. Even with chemicals that aid dermal absorption such as DMSO mixed with LSD do not work transdermally. I have also tested this experiment on myself with pure liquid LSD

[@JohnSmith-fh5du]

btfo kid

[@thatulip]

​@@billygibson3041 Liquid most definitely can be absorbed

[@am6921]

Damn dudes laugh Is tremendous

[@thatguyovathere8684]

SICKLERS 😂 LAUGH KILLS ME . When he said angel dust 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@garbougesenior3486]

Only guest who can compete with Lee Syatt laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@canadianwolverine2447]

Uncle Joey was trippin so often he shoulda opened his own travel agency LMFAO 😂

[@imincognito7127]

Lmao

[@brandonmetalspine9047]

Ryan's laugh will turn a minor arguement, Into a damn riot in 2 clicks 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Elizabeth_Rojas]

I'm crying laughing so hard 🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤👍

[@CMaruskin]

Crying @2:40, Joey is describing a sploof to hide the smell of burning weed, and Sickler goes “Gravity bong” 😭. He can’t hang

[@gtkingly8127]

Joey bro I’ve done 5+ tabs multiple times I’ve done 7 grams of mushrooms I’ve spent my life trying to figure out these substances and reading about them studying can I please work something out to tell my story it’s a crazy ass story dude psychedelics are secret weapons man

[@SuqMadiq]

Sounds like you should probably stop taking them. No punctuation, crazy crackpot theories...

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

When I was homeless, I hitchhiked to a small hippy commune in the middle of nowhere and I ate acid at least as much as joey and, since then, I've never been the same. Not just acid. Shrooms, weed, DMT, all kinds of crazy shit. I still hallucinate and feel weird sometimes. But my mind is open and my third eye is polished and shining. Kinda interesting. Basically traded normality for awareness.

[@mrbeefy604]

All I saw was kalaidescopes everywhere and airplanes fly backwards. I want what you took, mine sucked

[@sh3tpostsgamertime204]

Red Nightshade ur just a drug addict bro

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

@@sh3tpostsgamertime204 how am I an addict if I'm able to do them and not be dependent? I'm not committing crimes or blowing someone behind a dumpster for drugs, so wtf are you talking about? I've just tried a lot of things, doesn't make me an addict.

[@dylanvoigt3733]

my last 3 tab trip the visualize started to get to intense. i shut my eyes and tried to relax but then i started hearing a loud frequency sound that sounded like static. i kept trying to breath and relax and then the sound turned into the sound of a singing bowl. with my eyes shut i was seeing neon snakes waving, then i saw the buddha with like energy rays flying out of it, and the singing bowl sound started to sync with the energy flying out of the buddha. then i became the buddha and i felt the energy flying from me and it was in such perfect harmony . then i snapped out of it and it was weird i didnt feel like i was on anxious lsd anymore. it felt like i was extremely relaxed from shrooms

[@anass5835]

I also saw a buddha form of some sort in my lsd trip! I first saw it on the wall and after that i closed my eyes and saw like 1000 buddha statues sitting in lotus position smiling at me and looking at me it felt surreal and that was only on 150ug microdot

[@bobbyrobbyn1838]

Nigga was it a acid tabs or shrooms. Pick one

[@anchorbubba]

@@bobbyrobbyn1838 he was on acid, the comedown felt like shrooms

[@jaylap6038]

I had a 16 gram shroom trip close my eyes and saw a 2 headed snake with a clock and one mouth and it dead body in the other felt like it was a message and clean up my shit only tbh n lsd

[@cameronbdaily]

"Fuck!!! I got a bag at the house!!!" just killin it... 🤘😎🤘

[@mrnutty2139]

“Where do you meet these week people “🤣🤣🤣

[@allanjim3]

You’ve gotta watch Sickler on Joe Rogan talking about taking his crazy Uncle out for a drive and getting him high as f***. It was at Thanksgiving, he got him barbecued, dropped him off at a relatives house trying to be all sneaky. But his Uncle started throwing rocks and breaking the windows in the house ... HILARIOUS!!

[@dustinwolf9231]

“Where do u meet these weak people?” Haha

[@rogerhiett4502]

I subscribed to Ryan’s channel just because of his laugh, outstanding!

[@falcommix6590]

dudes laugh kills me 😂

[@BigWayne_1973]

You know these guys are funny and I get laughing but when Ryan Sickler gets laughing I laugh even harder!!

[@cfunkbooya]

I ate 10 hits of triple dipped blotter at 9 Am at a family festival in Ohio in 2007 I could litterly see the veins in everyone's body pumping with the beats of their heart. Had absolutely no hallucination's other than that and the really good buzz doses give you. My buddy told me I was the only person he had ever seen eat that much and be unaffected when everyone else who ate it was fooked lmfao. I would also like to say I have PTSD and Sever bi-polar that I was not aware of so knowing now what we know about hallucinogenic compounds that may be why they seemed to help me and not make me more crazy.

[@palmtrees9436]

I had 6 and a half 200ug+ fluff tabs (even 1/3 tab gave you full on visuals) and literally died, experienced infinity, and returned to my body some hours later. Tripped 29hrs total from 9pm to 2am when I finally fell asleep😂 we dropped (friend also dropped with me, exact same amount, exact same time) at 845pm but it was already hitting 15 minutes after dropping!!! Dude went crazy (LONG story [hrs 1-4]) and ended up running down the street naked by 1am(hr 4). I went home where I suddenly proceeded to die and experience infinity from 2am until 5am (hrs 5-8) when I finally returned to my body still absolutely fried wondering what the absolute FUCK I had just experienced. I was still absolutely experiencing HEAVY visuals. So, so many fractals. Still hard to distinguish open eyed vs closed eye at first😂😂😂. Visuals tapering off slowly until I came down to a final plateau at noon (hr 15), still having consistent low level hallucinations (breathing, warping, color changing, tracers, etc) until about 1230midnight (hr 27) when I finally felt sleepy. I got in bed a little after 1 and FINALLY fell asleep a little after 2. Woke up the next morning at 10am so fucking happy it was over😂😂😂 my friend regained consciousness at a park around 3am (hour 6) and went back to his house where he proceeded to experience heavy hallucinations, slowly coming down, eventually sobering up at 9am. Having no recollection of anything between the 3hr mark and when he regained consciousness. He sobered up rather quick at only 12hrs considering the amount we took and how much harder it hit him. The full story is LONG. Super long lol it was a crazy night. 2 nights for me😂 There's at least 5 events that I left out just within the first 4hrs😂😂😂 so much happened within my 29hrs😂😂😂

[@Oldndazed]

Holy fuck “The acid was thicker” THICKER???

[@ralieghsolo]

Joey "I got two more biscuits" Diaz 😂😂😂 My Dawg!!!

[@getatme5088]

Cant get enough of the old school humor before everyone sensitive about everything but damn idk hiw you do it I couldn't put up with dudes laugh after a while lol no disrespect intended but damn god bless your esr drums haha

[@brandon4391]

In person it might sound different not too much but just different enough

[@mondeezul]

And then we found out it was angel dust 😂

[@beefcakebobby2063]

Ryan’s laugh is hilarious and always makes me smile but my favorite of his laugh is at 16:25 always makes me die🤣😂🤣😂

[@jessesands3030]

this is the first time I herd of the sniffing thc. And then I found out it was angel dust lmao I was starting to look into it then he said it was angel dust lmao

[@chillguy1137]

This gets me through this COVID shit

[@l3joint]

14:02 lmfao 🤣

[@heather55555-n]

His acid story is a urban myth I'm sure its happened to a few people but I've heard a thousand people tell me that my friend had a sheet in its pocket etc.... the movie slc punks had that In a scene of the movie.

[@why3011]

The way he said it made me think he just watched SLC punk

[@lilmane1070]

It’s a total myth, it hasn’t happened to anyone. There’s plenty of research on LSD skin absorption showing this but yeah everyone and their mother swears it happened to them

[@Sharkmane25]

LMFAO "I was slapping the shit outta him"

[@drawstringg7519]

I can't if rayans laugh is forced or genuine lol its like a cartoon character

[@bamm86]

Dude laughin his ass off about the “THC Crystals” story sounds JUST like the country family in Heartbreak Kid. “You are a hair trigger!” Lol

[@zesphirousnetwork3681]

18:29 - the end Lmao

[@jonkoklapper7953]

''Cars would almost hit us, like BEEP - WHAT THE FCK''

[@lonelywanderer0]

16:14 best reaction ever

[@GreeklishOutdoors]

THC crystal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ryan's laugh is tremendous

[@lildoeflamingo984]

I do Drugs while Listening to Joey Diaz talk about Drug stories from the 80s and 90s 😅😅😅😂

[@yousuk2muchh]

lol same except I just prepare my heroin shot while listening to the podcast.. I listen to music while actually doing the dope.. listening to his podcast is so great for me because I can relate to all the crazy shit he been thru.. being a dope head from queens NYC I been thru so much shit it’s insane

[@escobarrich8753]

kjc woah 😳

[@lildoeflamingo984]

@@yousuk2muchh I was just exaggerating talking about Weed and Alcohol... 😂

[@lildoeflamingo984]

@@yousuk2muchh But if you're Serious I hope you get Help man I used to be on H too, glad I'm not loyal to the Foil anymore though!!

[@escobarrich8753]

Y’all sum junkies 🤣🤣

[@jaydenellsmore-mm8db]

Man I’ve done my fair share of acid, I’m only 24 so this is the new acid floating around not the old school, and it’s hard to find micro dots now, but I’ve had one, 2 new years eve’s ago and god damn let me tell you how Joey describes it is bang on, 12-14 hours I was going, and I would think it was stopping then all of a sudden, boom back in 🤣

[@Megahertz_12]

My first acid trip was 5 woodstocks “the bird” at a Grateful Dead show in Philly in 89’

[@chrish42085]

The part about the acid story reminds me of idol hands the movie 🎬

[@devinfurbeck8763]

I use to take acid every other night for like 2-3 weeks at a time my sophomore year of high school I feel it made me learn wayyy more than everyone else

[@XaimitaBuchonita]

16:11 Sunday is for the angels

[@jackconnell8319]

"dementia is in my future" 🤣🤣

[@sevenn7pure]

That sheet of acid story has been around for forever. It's always this one guy who knew this guy blah blah blah

[@brianbarcus5853]

Joey: "We had the thing called the woods" - wow! I never heard of that, "woods" - huh!

[@why3011]

Every neighborhood has a "the woods" "Hey guys let's go to the woods"

[@anthoniemadsen7673]

Joey, I need to brag about my drog history Diaz

[@asaptwo9198]

Dont like it get the fuck outta here

[@bakednotfried1184]

Classic church right here 🙏

[@thedrummingrealtor]

10:49 DEAD

[@TylerLithgow]

You guys are my favourite comedians

[@nimo_014]

Angel dust pcp gorilla biscuits 😂😂🤣 love you Joey no homo !💯🔥🔥 Appreciate what lee does too !

[@adamstickelbault]

Why does he start narcing so hard at 7:09 lol? “You gave me…”

[@trentonhightower2986]

Joey Diaz is the only person where you can literally hear his inhale

[@keenbaker-dias1137]

Those tubes you smoked we called those zoom tubes and as kids we make telescope zoom tubes😂

[@robaskins5916]

S.L.C punk, great part of the movie. If you haven't seen it it's worth a watch..

[@boringchannel9987]

Watch these after a bottle of wine and a joint

[@Martiizzer]

Ryan is best guest i love his podcast too

[@thornmatthew8395]

How do you feel about the new sopranos movie?

[@newskistewski5877]

Thorn Matthew they're literally talking about drugs. not a single soprano reference. could you just shut the fuck up? jesus christ

[@zuko69]

Brayden Kooski sounds like cornavirus got you pissed

[@thornmatthew8395]

Jesus... I’m asking because Diaz is in the new Soprano’s prequel you meat quiff.

[@sleepytwofingers5872]

It’s a person who is predisposed to having seizures, not “weak people.” I’ve had 4 seizures in my life, 2 serious ones. One was brought on by an 8th of Golden Teachers

[@grammarnationalistpartylol6301]

Stfu triggered b*tch, take as a joke or take it in the >o

[@Jamo-mg6bk]

Joey “I remember back in Nov 86 I got so fucked up” Diaz

[@HighSociety1995]

“I was clean n Soba”

[@mumbA_JJ]

„Fuck i got a bag at the house“

[@pstrange2565]

Joey your a beast 💪

[@PreludeT47]

And then i found out it was angel dust! Hahaha

[@LegionOfShrooms]

That's straight rocket fuel. Grandpa said they used to get a joint with Angel dust for $5:00 I was like WTF

[@shaynechapman6755]

The 1900’s what the fuck. Smart one we got here

[@mxcn316]

RFK stadium is still standing!

[@HandMade715]

He's not clean he's eating edibles

[@deadexplorations7439]

“ you felt like fuckin’ gumbi’”

[@Nitebreed]

Reminds me of a thing a mate once said "Never again a window pane"! Up for 12hrs+ straight off your head!

[@LIYW]

Turns out it was angel dust.... HAHAHAHAHA

[@timroelofsen1563]

Acid at 🔥KiSS🔥 concert!

[@ajginfinity]

First time doing acid I dropped 3 tabs. Did acid for 5 days every other week for two years scared me straight when I couldn’t remember what I was talking about for about a day and a half did 8 gs of shrooms my first time and that was nuts most acid I’ve ever done was 7 tabs never had such a strong visual trip favorite combo when I was young and dumb was acid and Xanax

[@ajginfinity]

@@TheMidnightLibrary about 6 someone who’s gone anywhere with their life should know a lot can change in that time

[@thygreatmark]

Lol “let’s just be safe”

[@zekeflanary2402]

My dad grew up with Ryan Sickler shits crazy

[@thetruth1862]

My first year of college was 1997 😮

[@OGbrick420]

this was back in the 1900's bro, 1997!!! LOL

[@eXolusiatious]

It just did not. go. away.

[@vapormissile]

Dang it. I had this great story about a guy who did lines of pure THC from a laboratory.. Well, the other story he said is where a VW microbus got pulled over by a cop & they had a mason jar full of white powder (spoiler alert, pure laboratory LSD) the cop licks finger and dips it in, naturally assuming it to be coke. He tastes it and instantly becomes a peace-mongering hippie forever.

[@diegoarmandopenasanchez879]

17:30 ayoooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dudemanbro1577]

The ‘THC crystal’ had to have been ketamine or PCP.

[@prepper-sq9yj]

I ate 5 orange micro dots at blues traveler fall fest show