Joey Diaz and Rich Vos HILARIOUS Drug Stories

[@dannyh5937]

I love these segments. People that are fortunate enough to not have addiction in their lives will never understand the craziness and toll that's taken on your life. It's insane and I love hearing these stories.

[@sebg6865]

Most people are addicted to something. That’s nicotine

[@deepwebvip]

Seb G Nicotine and other similar addictive substances don’t rip your soul out and introduce you to a true sense of what it’s like to experience hell on earth. Not all addictions are equal and that’s the understatement of the century.

[@Last_Chance.]

Amen to that. It's a rough life for some of us

[@canadaeast8358]

I totally understand the craziness

[@Dafoodmaster]

This guy talking about wanting a better life for your kid, because you've lived a rough life, that hits home man. Respect!

[@mikeyjdoogan2805]

I love Joeys “what year was it?” After being told about the coke so nonchalantly. It’s like they were talking about fine wine

[@OHMR-bo5qz]

The 'Cellar' crew was a murder's row of comedy. Rich Vos, Keith Robinson, Otto & George, Louis CK, Patrice O'neal, Jim Norton, Jim Florentine, Bob Kelley, Nick Dipaolo, Greg Giraldo etc.

[@Dakotaidk]

Can't forget billy side burns

[@justindchaney]

And the kingpin of it all is COLIN QUINN

[@justindchaney]

steak Johnson my comment was a direct quote from Patrice lol

[@IvanTaylorIT]

Kevin Hart

[@IvanTaylorIT]

Bill burr

[@onraj9mm]

They are 30 years sober and still have to talk about this shit. That shit never leaves ya.

[@kld8822]

Drugs will haunt you your whole life if you been a addict and every situation when you go out will test you. Over and over. My dad was 30+ years sober and it took one evening and he was back like before Rip dad❤

[@Faithmaxxing23]

@@kld8822 RIP to yo pops yo! 🙏

[@kld8822]

@@Faithmaxxing23 thank you. Sounds Completely off, but he has it way better up there. No struggles, No Cravings, just happiness for eternity. One day, I maybe can see him smile again, which was a rarety for him.

[@davisjohnson7691]

Addiction never leaves you. You only learn to live above it

[@johnniejackson9522]

He's baring his soul, and all I can hear is Patrice O'neal's voice saying "shut up stupid" 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@johnmorrison8618]

looks like someone else is baring their soles in the background

[@786Dajamz]

@@johnmorrison8618 only good foot fetishist is a dead one

[@Yeb-wp9em]

"Mush Mouth" 😂

[@Yamakazi2000]

I respect Joey for leaving that guys baby momma alone after he asked him man to man

[@phoenixzappa7366]

That's what he says. I heard different. I heard he went straight to the apartment and made her suka la minka

[@marlisamorgan2]

Uncle Joey has always done the right thing. Coco is a man's man!! He's definitely doing the right thing right now and I'm really proud of him. He talks about his life like it's a movie and I love hearing his stories!!!!! He deserves a lot right now but he's absolutely contempt the way his life is now. He's doing the great daddy role and being a good husband, right now! (Great job, Joey)!!!!! He's being the papa bear that everyone knows he's is!! He's great as the Joey he is today!!!! Stick to your gummies, Joey and weed and you'll be alright!!!

[@xtc8915]

@@phoenixzappa7366 she definitely swallowed then minkea juice

[@johnnymn4monic726]

Its not Uncle Joeys first rodeo with drug situations, he's studied, prepped & ready to go at all times.

[@jessejames2546]

Drug tales over breakfast? Sure, Why not

[@richieyoung88]

Best way 😂

[@stevenpowers5654]

Vos is the coolest 95 year old man ever. I mean look at him. Backwards hat. All those tats. Sleeveless shirt. Got at least $100 worth of jewelry on. I hope I’m that cool one day.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Haha...

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@Scu Wopp - He's got a point, the dude is a knob

[@wheelndeel5472]

Unlike you, talking shit on youtube comments like a little bitch.

[@unkelTP]

Rich is a good guy

[@ThyEJ]

You're gonna have some problems kid

[@SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG]

Brutal, when I was shooting heroin I lived 18 miles from the biggest open air drug market in Philadelphia, if I couldn’t afford public transportation I would pedal my bike dope sick to the corner from 2011-2014 I was a total train wreck until I OD’d and my mom found me with my at the time 1 Year Old nephew, she called 9-11 hid the needle and bag since I was on parole and an OD counts as a medical emergency but the ambulance did the Narcan got me back. Then I walked away from the needle got on suboxone and after Parole I stuck to smoking bud daily and it’s true,”Weed Saves Lives”!

[@Mike-hq5ox]

Adam Schnellenbach that’s wild man, I’m glad you’re doing better now. This joint is for you cheers✌🏻

[@LUImusic856]

Ohh K&A😪

[@timothycarr5707]

You still on suboxone? I've been on it for like a year and a half. True miracle drug

[@LUImusic856]

Timothy Carr it is till you dont have it lol. I quit suboxone over 4 months ago with kratom.

[@timothycarr5707]

@@LUImusic856 true, I'm not naive ornunder the delusion that suboxone is the final step and the cure for addiction. But I am in a much better space mentally and more ready to quit now than I was two years ago. It's easier for me to quit while I have stability in my life like I do now. It's not easy to quit when you're sleeping in a shelter that kicks you out on the streets from 9am-4:30pm

[@LouSassoleSledgecock_III]

No problems with drugs but those “S’s” will really get ya

[@IvanTaylorIT]

Hahahaaha

[@michaelbrennan3239]

How do you beat cocaine addiction? Joey: Do a line of heroin every Monday.

[@adamdrakestudio]

Science

[@guccicano9822]

The master

[@johnfindley8570]

Makes sense

[@johnfindley8570]

Will try on Monday

[@LuisRamos-gh6nj]

I tried on Monday I’m dead now

[@branscombe_]

rich voss was the stage announcer at woodstock 99

[@krypto-noob397]

Yeah so high that those feet on side had me rolling.. wiggling and shit..!! STAY KRYPTIC YO.!!!

[@professionally_Unemployed]

Legit i had to read half the comments to see if anyone else noticed ahahah

[@krypto-noob397]

@@professionally_Unemployed you are one in a million bro nobody else noticed!! One year later!!!! Love it!!

[@Pyrozen69]

@@professionally_Unemployed Yeah man same here, I was searching for this comment for like 5 minutes lol

[@professionally_Unemployed]

@@Pyrozen69 legit i was tripping so hard watching this and giggling 😂

[@thatdarnmage1515]

"He left me somethin' in his pocket" lmfao

[@jonnysprojects6549]

To sum up what rich vos means watch joeys "lying to mom" CC believe me it brings tears from both ends of the spectrum.

[@hoviksmail]

"I got 33 years without a drink or drug in my body" Rich Vos

[@romariomejia5396]

"Hey it's Vos"

[@naylik2562]

@@romariomejia5396 "Hey it's Vofsh"

[@lukereinbott364]

Louis beans

[@jwizdum2103]

Joey "that's how crazy I was back then" Diaz

[@MyHelpWanted]

I got a town house now. Lmao. Fkn rich Voss.

[@SizzStarr]

“Shit, now i gotta a town house” 😂😂😂😂so funny.

[@marlisamorgan2]

God Bless Rich Vos for getting himself clean before he met his wife and had kids!! He knew to do the right thing at the right time, too!! God Bless Rich and his family for keeping him on the right road!!!@

[@johnmorrison8618]

oh to be a fly on the wall at "hack court"

[@blakelip3]

HEY ITS VOS!!!!! That O&A lashing vos took from that caller kills me *insert car crash*

[@GovernorRiffRaff]

Joey Diaz is brave doing a podcast featuring Rich Vos without a raincoat.

[@ignorantatheist4258]

Heresh the thing

[@johnchaney9100]

Creative

[@LouSassoleSledgecock_III]

And a face mask

[@LouSassoleSledgecock_III]

And a face mask

[@frankbourassa2456]

Lishen guysh

[@questionmark9195]

LOL whos feet in the background

[@Boss_Scaggz]

Pretty sure those are Lee's

[@questionmark9195]

@@Boss_Scaggz nah cuz he's in the chair it looks like women's feet

[@thesummerwiind]

@@questionmark9195 probably either rich's or joey's daughter watching something one the couch with headphones

[@questionmark9195]

@@thesummerwiind probably but not joeys daughter cuz shes like 5 or 6

[@420_cps8]

It’s rich vos kid he said it in video

[@Daslicctalker]

Lol dude looks at at least 10 years younger than Joey

[@floridaman1371]

“I’m gonna do better with my kids.” -Every parent before they fuck their kids up for life, in a slightly different way than they were fucked up.

[@paulotoole1211]

Joey a legend

[@Jawohl721]

This was a moving discussion.

[@ryansheerin8420]

So when you got married the first time you were still single 😂

[@Wermskee23]

Your the man uncle joey i can listen to your stories all day 🤙

[@deepwebvip]

I’m gonna teach you an important grammar trick and all I can do is hope you don’t think I’m some internet dickhead that thinks he’s better than another just because he used proper English. When the words “You are” can be substituted in the sentence you’re writing in place of what you wrote as, “your”, the proper spelling is “you’re”. So for example you could say, “You are the man Uncle Joey...”, so the proper way to spell the sentence you wrote would be, “You’re the man Uncle Joey...” Just because I spent all that time trying to teach a random person on KZbin a lesson that’s value is often underestimated in an effort to be a good person, you’re probably gonna tell me now that you were aware of everything I just said and you just simply made an error. Just assuming that’s what’s gonna happen since I spent way too much time typing all this out lol. Hope it helps and if it doesn’t, maybe someone reading this will learn something. You never know when a seemingly trivial spelling error could lose you a dream job when spotted by a potential employer so that’s why I chose to take the chance and try and help.

[@Last_Chance.]

@@deepwebvip geez, calm down bro. Smh.

[@tylerclarke369]

i smoke with uncle joey everyday

[@tylerclarke369]

every fucking day

[@LayerCake420]

Joey if u aint high by 2pm get the fuck outta my face diaz!

[@johntaylor7496]

Rich-"It was about 87". Joey"It was still good back then".

[@Rustyplatesoo7]

I went to meetings when I was in rehab I hated but I will admit some things they talk about work

[@johnmchugh8049]

Rich is one of the fastest comedy minds around

[@srverde34]

Joey is the perfect American haha still carry’s his culture close and is living the American dream that what this country is about living your life getting better with every step no mater where you start ✊🏾

[@curtyct5389]

That's hilarious I thought I figured out heroin adiction w/ cocaine

[@vibintbh4793]

“i shhot an hour shhpecial”

[@krus2574]

Worcester MA stand up! Lol

[@papidominicano799]

Lol damn right

[@clavididk1236]

Again tho Stanhope my fave 😆😆

[@davidcutts9079]

Yo Uncle Joey! Get them footsies a blanky!!! And a happy meal for being so good!

[@doublefeature]

i just have to say as a heroin addict of 10 year off and on the fact joey did his dealers like this is crazy to me. i live in vermont, too so most of the time i was buying from other addicts and i would never think to fuck around on them like that. too worried about them freaking out and possibly finding me and beating my ass. the people that weren't addicts were black guys coming up from the city and that was even more worrisome. they are there to make money and not fuck around. i was scared of doing the wrong thing even etiquette wise, let alone trying to fuck around and rip them off. i only ever did that to one dealer but it's his own fault. he literally was so fucked up he forgot he gave us the drugs already and rudely said 'you gonna fucking take the shit or what?' so my friend and i were like, uh... yeah gotta go now. got 10 bags that day instead of 5. he ended up calling later that night to ask us about it and we played dumb. he was like FUCK i lost 5 bags and we were like damn sucks.

[@bihbih7371]

Just watched the longest yard u was the best😭🖤

[@sidneyvicious1128]

Rich sounds too much like Adam Sandler.!😁

[@slipper409]

I am loving the Lee free podcasts!

[@TheGtafreak77]

Mate quit smoking your pubes.

[@dr.green.]

Fuck off

[@slipper409]

Lee is laziest, talentless, unfunny turd. There has ever been.

[@dr.green.]

@@slipper409 Let's see you do a better job then, oh wait that's right Joey could give a fuck less about your existence. He does care about Lee's however

[@dr.green.]

@@spence6724 rekt

[@RickSerenity]

Saw Rich in Vegas he was great.

[@InternetAnyDay]

Big fan of rich Vos!

[@yoitsdakid920]

Patrice would’ve tore him apart for this

[@benjaminthomas7164]

Yes mate I know!!!

[@johnnymn4monic726]

Vin Diesel - I live my life a quarter mile at a time Uncle Joey - I live my life in 2min intervals Joey talked about driving from Ontario to Hollywood and back to Ontario. I moved from Atlanta to Florida to get off H with my then gfriend, we brought our last 3 grams with us, did it all in 24hrs and within 30mins of being out, we started driving back to Atlanta every other day and back to Florida, nonstop for an entire year, doing 110mph the entire way up the freeway. I know that life

[@ronaldbargain4925]

Heyyy it’s Vos

[@maedelelawhorn9738]

Reminds me of the Bronx Tale kid (lillo brancato) for some reason

[@jeffysoule2076]

Does anyone know where to find that special Rich was talking about at 2:05 ??

[@drawstringg7519]

He used to get the worst beatings on the oppie and Anthony show lol

[@clavididk1236]

Look @5:30 or @5:29. In the left frame of the pic behind Joey I saw either smoke or a ghost trying to show itself some and they said his podcast place was haunted. Idk what it is. Looks like smoke. But none of them are smoking.

[@clavididk1236]

NVM. It was the guys hand going for a drink. Lol idk I try to look for things behind the scenes.

[@leonardogalarza9731]

Holy shit man what are you smoking?

[@TheGtafreak77]

It's the ghost of poirier after khabib killed him the other night.

[@clavididk1236]

@@leonardogalarza9731 pcp

[@clavididk1236]

@@TheGtafreak77 eh Dustin held his own almost had em in the guillotine 🤷🏼‍♂️ but khabib smesh 🤙🏻

[@growjunkieradio]

Pay attention to life. ~ José Antonio "Coco" Díaz. GoodVibes

[@juancarrillo5496]

Cool bro

[@kevbrittsonstal]

To many ads

[@cornellawson1492]

Uncle JOE-E was talking about working a girls monkey intil it opened up.that reminded me that i use to make money opening up a hopper on poker machine's when i was hustling the casino's in las vegas.a hopper is the device inside a poker machine that rhe coins come out of when you cash out.sometimes they would open up a little bit and pay you extra coins. (Gold mine).if you found a machine like that youre next move is to hand feed 20$ in quarters and then cashout .the machine would pay 84 quarters the first time.then hand feed it again with the 84 quarters and it would pay 90 quarters this time.put the 90 back in the machine and cash out again and it would pay 100 quarters.each time you do this the hopper opens up more each time.just like uncle joe-E would open up that monkey.eventually it will pay double the credits on the machine.you work it for days or weeks if you do it right.you get a friend and yoy work shifts on the machine so nobody else gets that machine.its called a over payer.you find these machine buy going around and put a 5$bill in the machine and then cash out and hope there is more than 20 quarters. If there is 21 you can open that hopper up and pump up a bankroll.old school hustle in nevada. P.s.mr blutosky has no grade point average

[@bodycount00]

28 day rehab?what kind a gay rehab is that?

[@LUImusic856]

C21H30O2 the scam kind

[@deepwebvip]

Funk Shiz What, it’s two days short of a real rehab? lol

[@stevenellerbee686]

Here in Florida, if you stay at a place for more than 28 days, they legally consider you like a squatter and/or you are given certain rights like a resident would have. Also, in order for the rehab to operate, they have strict laws/policies and I believe it would cause them issues with all the licenses/permits they have by having a "legal resident" staying at the facility. I don't know the details, but the admin at the rehab I went to explained to me that in Florida, they won't let you stay longer than that 28 day mark without causing a bunch of potentially serious issues. Rehabs are a business that involve having an operating medical center on the facility with staff(doctor/nurses) that prescribes and dispenses prescription medication, licensed therapists practicing, kitchen with chefs, admins that have to deal with HIPPA laws, and also operating as a hotel basically. I can't even begin to imagine all the policies and laws they have to strictly follow just to operate on a day to day basis. Honestly, the law might be 30 days, and the rehab is just giving themselves a 2 day safety window to guarantee you get outprocessed on time. I was at that rehab for 28 1/2 days from intake to outprocess. Hope this helps clarify.

[@Junior-fd8ux]

Im 34 now an its 110 percent easier to name the people that made it opposed to the ones who didn't make it. All my friends gone. I can jingle off a easy 20 friends i grew up with that were close to me as a kid. That's not even mentioning acquaintances. This whole dope cut with that bs is the end of the end. Myself i came to the point of living ina run down motel room working as a bouncer letting kids in the back door for 20$ a pop. I should notttt be here but somehow i kicked it, still dont know how but happy as shit i did.

[@akiray1999]

he looks like a sane terry davis

[@garbougesenior3486]

This video is perfect for foot fetishers lol

[@dds2785]

24 years of my life on cocaine and the rest,time to make a change 38 years of age now being to hell and back more than once fuck this drug life.

[@PatrickToch]

How I know

[@treverjohnson9012]

dude sounds like the sloth from ice age lmaooooo

[@jcam95]

You know

[@rawculture2007]

Rich looks high af 😂

[@A-1-Sawce]

Gatekeeping drugs 😂

[@jovantrisic989]

Well what the fuck is gas in america if you can come from ontario to hollywood and back just for a 100 buck g bone. Still, love you Joey

[@mjbb7]

This guy's bottom was thinking about selling a fake ounce? Boy he just doesn't have a clue

[@mickmarty2082]

wow. first here...... love ya Joey. Jersey in the house

[@DennisBTV]

Mick Marty Union County NJ in the house SECOND

[@gillumice5900]

Hudson County here......I would have gave my left nutt to meet Joey back when he was a savage.

[@mickmarty2082]

Bergen here

[@essex680]

Dumont north Bergen baybayy

[@guybrushthreepwood8174]

I don't think whoever titled this video watched this clip. Don't get me wrong it's really interesting. But it should be called "depressing drug stories".

[@gregatron4528]

Is anyone else having to watch full ads now? I don't have the option to skip any more, now I'm watching 2 full ads before the content.

[@king-emperorbotolfzainisem730]

I thought after enough skips they make you watch them full

[@aliensource884]

Are you a Detroit Lions fan? I swear I seen you on a Lions channel. Haha

[@zachgokc]

Why is this guy gatekeeping drug issues?

[@Pokey_413]

Is this guy the barefoot vloger

[@zd5587]

When Joey said sometimes does it occur to you, what he meant was, does it every occur to you that maybe your were just a bigger piece of trash than everyone else. Everyone has different bottoms and to put someone down for not having a deeper bottom than you shows that your literally the last person to give someone advice on recovery. It’s the only thing he has to lean on. Hey I was a huge piece of trash, unless your a bigger piece of trash than me then shut up. I mean who thinks like that?

[@davids5529]

Joey talking about coke 👍🏼 This guy.. makes me depressed

[@organizedchaos7111]

People who talk about being addicted to cocaine just make me laugh.... please... and amazing how clear story’s from 4 fucking decades ago are...

[@Jonqen]

You cant be addicted to coke?

[@bubsthecat3738]

I hate how they gotta add Rogan in there. His stand up is sooo contrived and just bad. EVERYTHING he does now is respected because of the pod and UFC.

[@SammyF1289]

I am in recovery I’ve been clean for almost 7 years part of the NA program these are the worst kind of recovering addicts notice at the 4:01 Mark of this clip he starts putting down other people talking about bottoms acting like it’s so impressive that he did the worst stuff… get out of here man these are the people that push people outside of the rooms and make it a Club of losers… I’ve overdosed 13 times sold everything I had lived on the streets for months at a time Rob stole went to jail it’s not impressive it’s not a medal of honor it’s shameful and it’s what keeps me from going back not romanticizing it

[@SammyF1289]

He then goes on to say talk to me when everything is gone spiritually mentally physically and I was sleeping on my mom‘s floor yeah you’re so big and bad right I can do the same thing to you talk to me when you’re sleeping in a recycling bin outside in the cold in the Northeast winter talk to me when you’re sleeping in a park bench downtown I got clean when I was 20 years old and I went through seven years of absolute hell and went right to my bottom immediately it’s not sit here and compare who’s A better stain on society and they’re using days let’s just focus on recovery not putting other people down some peoples bottoms are very low and some are just a little bit lower

[@Dakotaidk]

Nice muscle shirt

[@juancarrillo5496]

I don’t like the word on joey it’s past it got all too have it there it’s cool Thoe

[@thelonerstoner740]

My dad was meth junkie from the time i was born untill i was 14. (Im 17 now) he is clean now but he owes almost 40 grand

[@Selfloathingmisanthrope]

Joey and Lee completely bit the JRE set design.

[@leejganderson7827]

👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣 He has somebody actually... . Has someone is sleeping on the back of him I see like small childs feet womans..!!!

[@undinism69]

I'm glad that in the 20+ years of taking (at least 40 different types thanks to research chems) I never hit a rock bottom. I was helping my friends get stuff so probably saw 5 to 20 ounces a week. Never let it get to me, it was a party helper, not maker of No friends ever ODed (to death) or stole, ripped others off. Just don't get that, fuck that. Can't support your vices, improve your life, although I do get how people with addictive personalities could become true addicts

[@colinbuck3266]

Warren smith your so fuckin cool bro

[@sharonaugusto7371]

Clown

[@watchman3636]

So I didn't get high unless you ruin your life hmmmm

[@DennisBTV]

Second

[@poppaboppa6000]

Lying Joey Diaz

[@MikeSteffens]

This guy needs to stop crying.

[@mugnuz]

what a dumb title. nothing funny

[@ey3z4ya]

I'm laughing

[@Marbar1996]

Love vos

[@Tomtomjameson]

Is vos 104?