HILARIOUS KARL PILKINGTON COMPILATION

[@MeneerHerculePoirot]

People will still be listening to these in 100 years. 😆

[@user-si7sd4xk8z]

i will even on my death bed🤣🤣

[@dimwit3006]

It really is timeless. Unless we get plugged into the matrix and everything we value crumbles and fades into nothing, I believe you

[@joeash5756]

@@dimwit3006 rather deep for a KP podcast but fair

[@danoliver3053]

@@dimwit3006 or unplugged.

[@dimwit3006]

@@user-si7sd4xk8z the ultimate sleep

[@stuartsmith9575]

Once again these 3 see me through the small.hours while i deal with my insomnia... absolutely brilliant.

[@Headgas]

I love how Karl just ploughs on with his story regardless and he is so funny I keep bursting out with laughter 😂😂😂

[@PeachesMagee]

These podcasts will never get old xxx

[@lgnewton]

Karl Pilkington has and still does get me through hard times in my life. ❤ just hearing his thoughts brings me back to reality. Love him.

[@jjdog7159]

I love how Karl just keeps on talking despite Ricky and Steves insults. He’s like The Terminator!

[@Lochlainn33]

Karl your a legend! No fake personality and you speak your mind the world needs more people like you.

[@westmcgee9320]

You’re *

[@veronica3986]

Spot on karll's unique.....

[@westmcgee9320]

@@veronica3986 the grammar 🤦🏾‍♂️ in this convo

[@veronica3986]

​@@westmcgee9320whats wrong with it ?

[@EleanorH216]

The shadow story will never not make me laugh lmao

[@blue24563]

i always cry with laughter as soon as i hear 'there's a shadow somewhere'...

[@brettpilkington9539]

You can laugh but the mayor got involved

[@MrKd1973]

I’m guessing somewhere like Boston….. well don’t…..

[@skinnymac2411]

“Who’s going to do the crop-age” 🤣

[@elleeme9451]

The best work Ricky has ever done.

[@georgeohunt2263]

And by no coincidence it's heavily influenced by Steve and Karl. Ricky's own stuff (stand-up and TV shows) is pitiful

[@HistoryIsGrande]

@@georgeohunt2263I think most people would disagree

[@georgeohunt2263]

​@@HistoryIsGrandereally? What solo Ricky Gervais projects would you say come close?

[@HistoryIsGrande]

@@georgeohunt2263 that’s not my point and I think you know that. My point is that his stand up stuff and his TV shows are quality

[@georgeohunt2263]

@@HistoryIsGrande It seemed like it was exactly your point in fairness

[@JosephHarr-nk1zf]

These make me a little less depressed

[@georgeohunt2263]

"He was having a fight with the waiter and he snipped off his nose" will never fail to make me laugh

[@omirrrr]

It's like hanging out with 3 mates, I listen because I have none

[@waynegrundy8155]

Too much mitherin..

[@elleeme9451]

Word

[@paulcunnane4]

Aah

[@rosschops9509]

😔

[@jamesdouglass2724]

If you live near Basingstoke we’ll head out for a pool game brother. Take care

[@melanieharrison100]

Another night .. another xfm amazing podcast ❤

[@FinalChapterFilms]

8:53 She was you’re bog standard old woman 🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891]

What does it mean?

[@FinalChapterFilms]

Ordinary or basic ​​⁠@@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891

[@westmcgee9320]

@@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891omit the word “bog” and it means the same thing.

[@mattynffc1800]

“Play a record karl because I’m gunna knock you out 😂😂

[@ramisramis7833]

"Man moth", "grippage", "it's actually run by a couple of chimps", "why is Bob Hoskins screaming and grabbing at nuts" and "someone kept winning em", are quotes that will always bring me joy. Thanks to the universe for bringing this trio together

[@steveryan4410]

Oh No " We Brought the Small Ladders "

[@ramisramis7833]

@@steveryan4410 I forgot "what you mean before this there were people who's eyes looked into their heads"

[@thejacal2704]

My favourite is "you can't buy an alpaca for twenty quid". I'm going to get that on a t-shirt.

[@veronica3986]

​@@ramisramis7833one of my favs off karl 😂😂😂😂

[@mannenthemythe]

One of my favourites is "I'm not a bed-man, I go to the bed-man to get bed-advice". Takes me out every time

[@slumdogjay]

Why didn’t he look both ways 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lindenrd25]

This is non-stop greatness 😂

[@ChristopherHarris]

The woman who had a baby who had a baby still makes me laugh

[@Muscimologram]

And that's one of the few actually accurate story Karl ever told but somehow he manages to make it so funny

[@elleeme9451]

Who had a baby, who had a baby, who had a baby .

[@tomsanders9106]

These are great clips. Nailed it 👍🏼

[@JackyJames1]

Lol it's so easy to sleep on this while laughing

[@leebrown486]

I refuse to believe that Karl doesn’t know how much of a comedy genius he is and that it’s all “accidental”. The comedic timing at 21:30 is one of the best I’ve ever witnessed

[@warshipsatin8764]

a lot of the things he says seem like pretty obvious jokes just delivered dryly

[@madden12]

​@@warshipsatin8764its how his mind works, but he does try to make it funny too

[@boudica75]

This is so funny, thanks for posting

[@foxy-xd8nb]

I'll have a bit of this tonight. Night n that

[@Simon-fr4ts]

Pork chop stuck to old woman's arse for 5 years killed me.

[@malerieevans1554]

Definitely one of my favorite KP stories

[@jakemilligan6251]

turned out to actually be true that story aswell!

[@liamgregson4620]

@@jakemilligan6251they are all true

[@TK-ux5du]

Loving the fact that the ripped tennis ball comment is the most replayed! 🤣🎾🎾

[@betterdayz1660]

Its very educational this show. Professor pilkington

[@leeporter6849]

Audio levels need equalising ,can't really fall asleep to this one

[@nickysantoro9194]

I havent laughed in months. I've heard this shit 1 million times. But for some reason. Today "the woman that had a baby, that had a baby" got me rolling.

[@JTK639]

Classic😁Thanks for putting this up👍

[@Marc-so2cd]

I've been listening to these XFM shows since i first watched series 1 of the Ricky Gervais Show and I'll tell you, i think i know everything about all three of them.

[@WorLadCiz]

“Karl has his kitchen done and boiler replace… still not happy”

[@bulldog1066jpd]

Karl really is a national treasure 😊😊😊

[@frederickfairlieesq5316]

Karl quietly and patiently pauses his story for Ricky and Steve to make fun of it then continues on without missing a beat.

[@MrDilkington15]

i didnt even know people listened to them while going to sleep thats hilarious i have been doing that for the last couple of years i used to hate ricky gervais years ago and now i cant stop listening to him lmfaooo

[@Wainfleetkx450f]

Merchant saying NYPD firemen 😂

[@shaneshanks9702]

Happy New year 🎉 ✨️ 💛 🤗

[@mw...]

I was going to comment but I’m asleep now

[@Ace_Arrow]

If you have the infinite amount of Karl Pilkingtons and infinite amount of time could they type everything an infinite amount of times

[@the1jxk]

Ooh you look different with a hat on _ Karl Pilkington last words

[@Lance-yl5sz]

The chimp noises are hilarious

[@mixterz1]

A woman who had a baby who had a baby

[@michellebates4258]

I need Karl's mind I'm a stress head bet it takes him 2 seconds to fall asleep he's so lucky Karl an he don't even know it hahahahahaha love him 😂❤

[@gamesgames2607]

47-50 Toilet " like a ripped tennis ball" 🤣🤣 50:02

[@mikethemusicman1978]

The high pitched noise could have been Tinnitus Karl might have temporarily had due to nervousness or stress

[@philipdunne3047]

"Bog standard old woman"😂😂😂

[@Eijimiji]

The baby who had a baby was a 4-5 year old who had a medical condition and went through puberty as a baby. People think she was molested by her father.

[@Michael-ly3kr]

Bog standard old woman 😂

[@joewright9879]

“There’s sandwiches at the bar.” I start laughing every time Karl starts talking about Hilda.

[@Screwtxpe.]

Funniest thing that's ever been said by anyone, I reckon

[@EKOvision]

“Are we burning or burying?”

[@ONEUNiT3D99]

What minute is this ?

[@ThePontiacBandit911]

6:50 I have a theory about the high pitched sound that Karl heard. Could it have been paramedics using a defibrillator on the ‘bog standard old woman’?? 🤷‍♀️

[@Brett-yq7pj]

How do you fall asleep with all the commercials

[@mariapanariello6949]

Love getting my fix. Such a sweet little addiction, it is 😘

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

Hilda was your boxed standard old lady!

[@robertsmith3672]

That's BOG standard

[@temsedgwick9494]

I assume that’s a British phrase…

[@gamesgames2607]

14:20 .Three mechanical puppets as well as three actors, one of whom was a young 12-year-old boy who had been born without legs were used in ET so Karl is correct.

[@binary]

Lmao @the Freaks bit

[@gIowtopia]

Legend

[@darrenherbert5639]

Grahamis defo a character

[@bulldog1066jpd]

The only reason to want to know the exact time someone passed is if you need to know what time to stop paying them..... found this out when I worked on the railway and a colleague was struck by a train 😢😢😢

[@angelaknight7184]

Thankyou 🤣🤣🤣

[@katiehaitchison3038]

I love Karl so much and I love Ricky and Steve but I do get a little bit upset for Karl sometimes when Ricky and Steve are taking the mick coz Karl is lovely 🥰

[@robertsmith3672]

Believe me Katie anyone so stupid deserves having the Mick taken

[@swills4772]

5 words- Head Like A ******* Orange.

[@robertsmith3672]

Karl was funny until it became obvious that he really is thick . These days he is just annoying.

[@JTK639]

Funny thing is.When Ricky and Steven are moaning out loud to themselves with no one watching,their probably very much the same.Just a thought

[@katiehaitchison3038]

@@JTK639 yep I don’t doubt that for a second but I can’t help feeling sorry for poor innocent little karl 😅he’s just so open and completely honest so what you see is what you get and he’s so sweet 😅

[@caitypoo.]

How am I just discovering this!!! This is HILARIOUS and I can’t stop laughing 😂 what is this guy doing now a days?

[@tomjenkins1989]

Fuck me, I am so jealous you have only just discovered him. There are hours and hours of material they made. You should also watch an idiot abroad, it’s hilarious!

[@caitypoo.]

@@tomjenkins1989 wait what?!! What’s an idiot abroad

[@caitypoo.]

@@tomjenkins1989 I think I saw a clip of him crying over the frogs getting smashed lmfaooo

[@tomjenkins1989]

Holy shit… you haven’t seen an idiot abroad. I’m even more jealous. Watching that for the first time 😂😂 you are in for a treat. Basically Ricky Gervais sends him round the world to different wonders to see his reactions, it’s so funny! Look it up!

[@IndiObsver]

Hello People in 100 years time hope you are well, I'm not.

[@rbfish4830]

Still listening in bed 😂

[@logann7942]

Another thing Karl was right about: There was a man with no legs who performed ET in the movie.

[@davegonnaway6007]

Have a shot everytime karl says right..

[@__D-B__]

There's a shadow somewhere

[@JeanBonur-gl3xy]

What happened to the 9 sheep channel? I miss my daily uploads of these

[@waynefisher8839]

Karl doesn't believe in God's, But believes in ghosts 😂😂😂😂 that's how weird he is 😂😂😂 he's bloody brilliant 👍👍👍👍

[@damonpowell8443]

Ricky misheard karl talking about the 2 people with the ageing illnesses. Karl was right, Ricky was wrong.

[@davidgoldstraw9892]

Pissed me off a bit because I know approximately what time my wife died. Why would anyone forget that?

[@LeeMadgePoet]

I've always had an issue with the bit where Ricky and Steve text the 63336 question number: The text sent was "Karl Pilkington believes in ghosts. Is he an idiot?" Ricky and Steve are then surprised to get the reply answering whether Karl is an idiot or not? Why? The first part of the text is a statement, the question asked is "is Karl an idiot?", therefore that's why the reply is the way it is.

[@songcrow]

How has xfm gone from this to chris moyles talking about football .. ...

[@lildevil2380]

What a load of crops

[@CragScrambler]

Chimpanze that! It's Monkey news you cnnnnnntttttttt..aaahhhhh😂

[@NorthWalesKid]

01:01 there’s a lot of grippage

[@Stuart-u6z]

Should of dun a karl a Moaning od life Series 😂😂

[@BathtubBass]

The hell is that ring?

[@permartingustavsen5408]

1:02:22 random cat meow 🤔

[@kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891]

It's 2023, what is Karl doing? Anyone know?

[@ismesheverone7653]

Caretaker for Susan’s house

[@TheSilentknight1520]

The ram pak was my favorite Kp story. This version specifically. Then i heard it 2 other times told different and ricky and steve acted like they never heard it before..... definitely a little bit scripted

[@Joe-gy7dc]

Personally I think it’s because the first time some of these were told was on XFM and then he became more popular and wanted to share the stories to a larger audience on other podcasts

[@Screwtxpe.]

I have friends who have told me the same story multiple times over the years, it just happens

[@joewright9879]

Woman had a baby who had a baby who had a bonobo.

[@lukejd3]

Play a record!

[@jackmace6531]

You realize there is a horrible high pitched whine in the background of this recording right?

[@karenhoward3126]

No there’s not

[@jackmace6531]

@@karenhoward3126 there is, however I’m betting it’s one of those sounds that you can only hear below a certain age, which I am and you aren’t

[@ghosthashira6748]

@@karenhoward3126 oh he’s done ya

[@jackmace6531]

I’ll bet you money

[@bradleyla7167]

Nah jacks right It's like white nose, turn it full volume next to your dog and it will let you know as dogs can hear alot of white noise

[@Maxxie.MX5]

NYPD fireman? 🤔

[@martindarcy8399]

Good night listeners, play a record

[@Lord_Messiah_Disciple]

21:39 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@tonyclifton265]

grippage and croppage

[@joetabner4937]

He is true real warrior..scary dude..I remember in a recent interview he was asked what opponent was the most intimidating..and he said Strickland. He said his eyes were blank and he looked like a predator..blank..weird

[@seanbrown8533]

* Stephen #StephenMerchant

[@patiacat1]

How many times does Karl get the piss ripped out of him only to end up being right. He’s a forward thinker.

[@chinsch75]

Ripped tennis ball about took me out

[@tonyclifton265]

"he says he's 120 but he's probly about 40"

[@patriceharrex4568]

Karl..Rick and Steve think they know it all..condescending..they know a lot but don't know everything, despite pretending they do. Kia kaha ..stay strong against these hooligans lol. Love from a kiwi girl xxx

[@lousifer4584]

croppage

[@thejacal2704]

Sorry, sorry, I thought it was shite!

[@TrixieTaylor-bn6dw]

Man moth haha

[@yeismeload]

the pork chop tasted like shit

[@georgegonzalez2476]

Um, ladders don’t reach up 100 floors. And grippage is an issue. Not to forget finding a monkey-sized fireman’s uniform. Otherwise spot on?

[@HarryAnderson-z3w]

Thompson Brenda Williams Jason Lopez Patricia

[@NeonFlare]

Grippage