Hilarious Phil Kessel Stories (Part 2)

[@knoxynyr87]

The best part of these stories is everyone’s Phil Voice Impression

[@markmearth1]

Yep. Agreed. 😄

[@drumdrumjimmmy]

😂😂

[@thethomasj1795]

Say what you want about Kessel, he put the crappy Toronto media on notice got run out of town, fought cancer, and came back with 2 Stanley Cup rings, AND is still playing hockey today. The guy is like Sinatra. He did it his way.

[@brentemigh2753]

This is the most real thing I’ve ever read

[@deepinmythots1702]

cant forget about the iron man streak. the dude never misses a game

[@drewv1747]

He has a pretty good chance to reach 1000 points in the near future too

[@robertaBooey69]

I didn’t even know he fought cancer adds to the legend

[@4bobbyorr]

3 rings now!

[@going_downtown]

“you gotta weigh in!” “FUCK YOU BELLS!” 😭😭😭

[@CrialCrial]

Phil is a fucking legend. Dude crushes hot dogs and loaded nachos and has like a 950 game iron man streak. He’s doing something right.

[@JSD_A0070]

Phil is hilarious. I can't get over the time he and Malkin were yelling at each other on the bench in the conference final with Kunitz laughing in between them. Classic.

[@NathanCline12-21]

I want to hear Kunitz tell that story

[@hightidecorals7941]

omg the weigh in one killed me

[@Unkn0wnGuy]

Need more phil stories, these are gold

[@rickrobitaille8809]

Our Chris Farley 😆🇨🇦

[@roryvonmeyer2643]

Just get him on the pod already!

[@TheFuckingRayzor]

The Kessel voice is the best

[@johngallagher72]

I'm watching this video because I remember who made JVR a player in the league.

[@diggerbudrow]

Phil strikes me as an ultra regular guy that's just really good at hockey!

[@fortniteboss6958]

Imagine if Phil actually cared about his body and put in the effort that most NHLers do. The guy crushes nachos, then scores 30 goals. He’d be fucking unstoppable.

[@14slimshadey]

I was just having that same thought lmao

[@YANILLIONAIRE]

he's one of the fastest guys in the league too is the wild part

[@fauxiconoclast4654]

@@YANILLIONAIRE AND he is one of the fastest. It’s insane how is body can handle the absolute horse shit he feeds it.

[@thethomasj1795]

If Homer Simpson was an athlete he would be played by Phil Kessel.

[@saskk2290]

He'd do better, but he would need to improve his hands and be less of a perimeter rush player to really flourish.

[@thinkingjack]

Phil is an American hero

[@TheChupacabra]

This guy was born in the wrong decade. 1970s Kessel with the Lanny Macdonald mustache, can you imagine? He would’ve been living his best life, teaching the young guys about pre-game cheese for endurance.

[@user-dl3pe3nr1s]

Omg...lol. I was thinking the same thing. Gretz was crushing McDonalds in LA...eating chocolate bars, and smashing soda between periods...Darcy Tucker was smoking butts between periods.....

[@santaclausisreal8373]

Pre game cheese 😂😂

[@samimo1979]

I love how I've heard the 2nd story from multiple different perspectives, and they all tell it exactly the same! Goes to show how iconic Phil Kessel is I guess 😂

[@hugh2hoob668]

When every player is breaking before their story you know its funny 😂

[@am97001]

Love how EVERYONE, right down to Sid, does his voice the exact same way LOL LOL

[@owendaboss3858]

The ultimate teammate this guy was the sole reason Pittsburgh won back to back cups

[@Awwscrewit]

And then he went to the weight room and did one legged squats with 350 on the bar.

[@ry-flix]

Yelling at Nealer

[@painteater19]

Would love to hear more about this one

[@Awwscrewit]

@@painteater19 Check out part one.

[@gigatron2008]

Man when he retires I can’t wait to hear the stories that can’t tell while he’s still on the ice. I hope the flood gates just open. So entertaining

[@turkturkleton2671]

They say goalies are weird. Kessel has one of the slickest snapshots and maybe one of the best wrist shots in history but has the work ethic of Shaq. It's fucking hilarious I want him to be the all time ironman so bad. I love Doug Jarvis and Yandle's record has kind of a asterisk. But if Kessel broke it downing hot dogs and nachos and Pepsi I would just die happy

[@avansies]

Phil is the best

[@huntercopeland9371]

I’m with ya, Phil. I fuckin love that nacho “cheese” stuff too.

[@rickrobitaille8809]

I like Phil..he's us fans called up for one game only 😆😆🇨🇦

[@vedicardi]

holy fuck youre always right sid

[@drgonzo1542]

Almost forgot to watch this today.

[@KWally]

Burkie summing it up "That's Phil" with the grin makes you understand why everyone in the hockey world loves him, just not the TO media.

[@davegrier523]

Love him??? He's a coach killing whiner. Wouldnt have him at shinny.

[@Classicrocker6119]

I concur with the below comment! Keep these stories coming! The last one that Brian Burke spoke of Phil bringing Mr. Sub on a team flight that provides dinner was classic!

[@wego5930]

Hes got another ring on his fingers lol

[@mor9n243]

His shot was UNREAL tho

[@justacomment97]

Phil Kessel a true man of the people.

[@Redmenace96]

A friend of mine, Leafs fan, turned me on to the Kessel Legend. He was really pissed they ran him out of town. As soon as I saw a pic of Phil the Thrill, I realized the connection. My hockey playing buddy looked just like Phil! Beer barrel shaped body, but could skate and shoot. Think my buddy projected himself as narrowly missing having Kessel's NHL career. Phil is an Everyman. I have a Coyotes jersey with his name and number.

[@DUSTYMENTALS]

Phils the GOAT.

[@JR-rz1br]

When even Burkie jokes about your nonsense, you know you're a good guy.

[@samburke8595]

Sounds like a good guy!!!

[@Art-gq7ul]

Love Phil!

[@migundiii1920]

Give the fellas at missing curfew their change!

[@Tannerhenkel]

💯 many of these are from Missin Curfew

[@Ansee7]

everyone is laughing but the last laugh was had by Phil the Thrill, flying down the wing with a hotdog in his hand while sniping it top cheddar to hoist the Stanley cup 2x

[@mor9n243]

LEGEND

[@krimsonshadow94]

There needs to be a Hey Burkie episode about Phil Kessel

[@johngallagher72]

Not sure who does the best Kessel impression ...its close either Liles or Versteeg

[@ry-flix]

I feel terrible steeger!

[@johngallagher72]

@@ry-flix maybe its the bowl of cheese you had pre game 😆😉

[@gregpeck7500]

One of Wisconsin's finest.

[@matthewritchie4042]

Phil kessel needs to be in the hof just for his antics

[@OneRedBeast]

This is what hockey life is all about......big boys playing a kids game....Now its all anout the momo!

[@EmerGoHard]

The Pepsi story broo 😂😂

[@HorseTeethModano]

Keep these coming please. Maybe put all of your budget into making a show about Phil?

[@turboii9086]

Holy fuckkkk you’re always right syd 🤣🤣

[@kellismith4329]

Mr Sub is awesome

[@CaptainFantastik1]

The Nasty Knuckles pod has quite a few Phil stories too that you missed if you care to go mining for them.

[@ry-flix]

what episodes?

[@jtjt9802]

Do Big Buff stories plzzzzz ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ry-flix]

I did 😀 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIeQaqOOmtiCidE

[@JoshAllenberg]

I have a theory about Kessel's diet. I think he doesnt get injured because of the extra fat and calories. Ochocinco said the same thing about his diet in the NFL. Ocho was lean, but I think the fatty fast food diet gave him a bit more cushion for the pushin, especially when it comes to tendons and joints

[@mrjupiter80]

Phil is the Big Ern McCracken of the NHL.

[@joemartines3545]

He's from Wisconsin... he's gotta have cheese...

[@rickrobitaille8809]

I work with guys like this😆🇨🇦🥊

[@user-dl3pe3nr1s]

Phil is a future hall of famer! 2 cups. . Bill Masterton award...multiple 80 point seasons. .....scoring leader and gold medal winner world Juniors. ....on pace to be all time Iron man leader....he overcame CANCER! ....If this is ANY other athlete in any other sport., There's a documentary being made ! Why is he a laughing stock.

[@sinnaever]

I think there needs to be a Phil Kessel bio-pic movie. Phil is a Beer League player who is soo skilled that he dominates at the Pro-Level.

[@infinite9100]

Can’t find the liles interview damn

[@benellison5668]

phil = shoresy

[@bBrooksR]

Why does Phil Kessel sound like shorsey from letterkenny?

[@thasportsguy1]

Better stories than Gretz

[@rustlerboi1052]

holy shit phil i’d hilarious

[@RhoadsLivesOn]

Who's the player with the wine behind him?

[@ry-flix]

John-Michael Liles on Missin Curfew

[@yetimelly523]

Its the beard that makes him chubby.

[@jacemartell7424]

I think it’s the hot dogs and nacho cheese…😂😂😂

[@princeofpcos9804]

Pretty sure it's the chubby making him chubby lol

[@yetimelly523]

@@princeofpcos9804 LOL

[@justacomment97]

I can’t wait til he retires just for the stories

[@aaronm5535]

beauty a

[@phillipemery572]

Fatty is the man

[@parmenidesofelea9092]

The one balled wonder

[@jeff123088]

Awful edit on the first clip, you cut it out just before he yells “BURN”

[@ry-flix]

Thanks

[@Xr3737]

mr subb come on tho

[@mikeyc4467]

Wrong podcast

[@forrestnorris]

had just about a phunenof u set u clowns