His Cosplay was PERMANENT

[@ValueNetwork]

I HATE when people say “this is floating around on KZbin” and they don’t link the KZbin video. We need to see the “My Queen” Zoom call remix NOW!

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

Gonna be in this thread so I can see it when the culprit is found.

[@KatsuDjinGX]

Yeah we gotta find that. Now.

[@Cheeseburger_mage]

I couldn't find it 😔

[@Cheeseburger_mage]

If it gets found someone tag me lol

[@Hollygrrr32]

WHERE IS IT

[@thetisor24]

Twinkieboy seriously throwing up on other kids ICANT

[@DrSwazz]

100% a certified TWINKIE BOY move

[@ajiffy_]

As the submitter of the EpiPen story, it is completely true but I’d like to provide a bit more context. The allergic kid has never made his allergies known to anyone prior to the story. In the story, the kid did not eat the Nutter Butter but went into anaphylaxis cause he inhaled peanut butter particles on the bus. At the same time, I had no idea what an EpiPen looked like at that point in my life cause I never knew of anyone who had one. Even if I did know what an EpiPen looked like, it was so dark outside I could barely make out the yellow cover when I was searching through the bag. It didn’t help that the belongings inside the first bag were almost identical to mine, so I thought some weird cylinder trash ended up in my bag. That being said, none of this excuses my incredibly dumb and dangerous actions. But I want to make it clear me throwing away the EpiPen was done out of extreme stupidity, not malice. Not trying to be the next agent 47 out here.

[@Chillaccino1]

agent 47 vibe was heat tho

[@devdog72d]

The real villin is the band parent who gave out nutter butters without knowing someone in the band had a peanut allergy.

[@aidenvega6306]

Not judging you in the slightest. If anything, grateful for the story

[@WaverlyAverly]

Nah bro you might not be Agent 47 but he was definitely nearby and swapped your bags

[@vanillajellyfish]

the super off-putting part was the part where you said you "INITIALLY felt bad but later didn't because the kid got arrested for indecent exposure."

[@Khyreezy]

Coney using Twinkie Boy for engagement bait... what an inspiring man to look up to!

[@cynical_perks8725]

That pizza story was adorable, nice to hear a happy ending after that awful desk writing story

[@NOPO29]

For sure not real

[@yummynubs3646]

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[@TheSpeediestRogue]

@@NOPO29 I'd say less than 5% of twitch stories are true. Most are definitely made up for the entertainment value.

[@NOPO29]

@@TheSpeediestRogue yeah that or they’re stolen from fake Reddit stories

[@jaydenyoo4309]

I love the fact that a chatter said "Nemesis" when they got to the stars part of the hockey story. Lmao that was going through my mind too

[@Chillaccino1]

STARS

[@winky3]

hey coney i an high as fcuk right now at school and i started cryign after the first story and the teacher made me leave

[@george-yr1ce]

you’re cooked lil bro

[@overrated2975]

Cringe confession but it the comments? Unheard of!

[@lval7778]

Maybe the greatest comment oat

[@castsmeteor3]

I love this so much

[@Reizor_]

Damn

[@browk2512]

Editing out bits in the middle of a story is really jarring.

[@mabrius728]

Right? I rewound the part about the boy drawing in class or something and I still don't understand what happened.

[@TheSpeediestRogue]

@@mabrius728 Yeah the editor needs to learn to stop cutting like that. I think if a story is included the whole thing should be added. If it gets too gross for YT at least add a transition screen explaining what happened because I feel the bigfoot story was so confusing too.

[@djk1563]

@@mabrius728I was there in stream and the story was vague itself, nothing you really missed

[@christopherhammond5142]

When I heard Coney's reaction to the second one, I thought I'd had a stroke part way through the story.

[@CalamitasCalliope]

I love how the new meta is for any lesbians who submit love related stories now clarify up front that they're women since Coney's viewer statistics lead to everyone assuming everyone is a dude. Also, the story with that lesbian in Texas is such a mood. That is average lesbian relationship drama. When your dating pool is that small shit starts to get complicated

[@vivianlessthan3]

topical because of the thread you made on the most recent cringe confessional but watching that made me want to watch more CCs and the first story in this one is someone specifying she uses she/her pronouns yet pays for her date's dinner because of the precedent of paying for the woman's food. The chatters yell out "aren't you both women though?" but I guess the submitter is transfem because idk how it would make sense otherwise? wow this is a shitty rambly wall of text why did I write this

[@notaguy4289]

A friend passed away last week and it has been really rough for me, I haven't really been watching youtube but I got cheered up the second I heard you saying "CriiIiiIIinge confessional!!!", thank you very much

[@Tetragramz]

hope your friend is having fun

[@bruhbruhingham4202]

he overused his sharingan and was going blind, so dedicated!

[@Xanek]

The story about the kid who had the reaction to the peanut butter, both kids definitely traumatized

[@ParmMannREBORN]

That fire story is maybe one of the most horrifying things I've heard. Children terrify me😊

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

Hello KZbin chat! I’m the lesbian who has dating trauma! There’s a LOT more to the story that I just couldn’t fit in to my submission because it was already long as hell, so here’s some highlights: - In the hell taxi ride, my ex told a story about going to Build-a-Bear to get a Bulbasaur plush and how there was a kid behind them who started crying because they took the last Bulbasaur. The mom asked my ex if their kid could have the Bulbasaur. My ex then recounted to me, with a stern tone, how they told the mom “I got here first, I’m not giving you the Bulbasaur.” - Some time between our break up and Game Jam, my ex didn’t show up for classes for a solid month or two. I texted them after a while and as it turns out, they were in rehab for a brief period for a private matter. They said it had nothing to do with me but like. The timing. - This ex marked the second time I dated someone who came out as a transgender man after we broke up.

[@de4d86]

breakups so bad they had to reevaluate their entire being

[@PlesiOkay]

lesbian breakup to trans guy pipeline is real and i am so sorry you went through it

[@oathstar18]

I'm sorry you had to go through that but a word of advice, NEVER GO TRANS, it will make life which is already difficult into Dante must die mode. Good luck with the dating scene, I'll be praying for ya.

[@susiek4593]

That last one is funny, bro parried you

[@motorcat99]

??? ​@@oathstar18

[@yummynubs3646]

That Murphy's Law lesbian relationship story is the exact reason I never have and never will date, thank you for fueling my paranoia even more chatters

[@austinfletchermusic]

EVERY STORY I HAVE HEARD ABOUT A LESBIAN BREAKUP SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD MAKE ME WANNA LOWTIERGOD. ARE THEY ALL LIKE THAT?!

[@RaphDeGrate]

Nah its just the only ones worth talking about, the majority of lesbo breakups are actually kinda worse cuz they pretend it didnt happen and then try to be friends and then slowly splinter friend groups, but it usually isnt as dramatic as the stories that you would hear, just standard slowly petty mean girl shit

[@susiek4593]

@@RaphDeGratereal asf

[@aidenvega6306]

I know most if not all lesbians and yes theyre almost all like this. They always date a crazy gf. They tend to be hotter and funner

[@Bone8380]

​@@aidenvega6306No way this dude knows every single living lesbian on the planet

[@lxxwj]

as a somewhat-lesbian, yes

[@PlesiOkay]

love how pizza girl said "he's not conventionally attractive" and ended with them getting married

[@dingushome8398]

The itachi guy would solo without his tear duct illness.

[@mayaevans5668]

Monthly cc unironically keeping me going

[@heartnet40]

That pizza girl story was the most epitome of "how I discovered I'm into failwives" I've ever fucking heard

[@BasedMamaJames617]

Adding the Smash 4 Palutena render is a goated emote

[@haviklink]

15:11 nice Leffen impression

[@bibbyboxx2219]

💀💀💀💀

[@guccigamer5907]

To be fair, “twinky boy” could have a WAY worse nickname. You hear “twinky boy” and you think “oh he must really like twinkies!” He could’ve been called “puke boy” there’s no room for interpretation there 😂

[@parkerlarson6692]

I have a similar story involving the Star Spangled Banner my highschool's mascot was the BRAVES and at the end of the Song when it says "and the home of the..." we would all shout BRAVES it was hype as an athlete and as an audience member I can recall multiple times post high school where I have unknowingly shouted BRAVES at non high schoolevents and I looked like a psychopath

[@Three_ZE]

Hi Coney! This is by far the best segment on the channel, thank you for making hilarious content!

[@MrOofio64]

I love Coney titles and thumbnails. Actually some of the best in the field!!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

The epipen story reminds me of that one story where someone baked nuts into a cake specifically because they knew someone was allergic and he was jealous of that guy beause he was in love with the guy's girlfriend. He told them there were nuts in there but left the part out where those specific nuts are the only sexually transmittable allergen, so the girlfriend ate some and later when they had sex he went into anaphylaxis and suffered severe permanent brain damage! Most nutty story I've ever heard, wether it's true or not! Edit: pun was not intended because that story is genuinely harrowing to me but very much appreciated

[@Novae_Z]

Jesus Christ, that is one of the most insane murder plots I’ve ever heard.

[@yummynubs3646]

"Excellent work 47"

[@SylverMaracti]

I’ve really wanted to submit to Cringe Confessional, but I feel like it would be too long 💀

[@Spher0]

Agreed, and the wait time is too long

[@johnt.190]

Y’all talking about Twinkie Boy and not the actual arsonist child?

[@JerichoTheCity]

Coney is the best cringe confessional host of all time

[@zeldafan6124]

I think Coney is a better host tbh

[@ToastedFrench12]

Nah I think Coney is best host

[@gameing_0]

man i am so engaged talking about TWINKIEBOY

[@ninjacats200]

I was in Boy Scouts and I remember one time this kid had candy in his pocket. He fell asleep with it in his pocket, and he woke up with a raccoon on his chest. XD. His scout master took a picture and they showed everyone at camp so we could all learn from his kid. Probably embarrassed the shit out of him in the process.

[@crazycowcraft350]

TWINKIE BOY NOOO

[@Sawxer_]

CC IS THE GREATEST VIDEO SERIES OF ALL TIME EVRR

[@danidish2342]

+1

[@GodlyDiamonds]

CORRECT OPINION!

[@aronimacaroni2982]

16:17 SONIC UNLEASHED MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

[@That_Guy--]

The fact that "Twinkieboy's" vomit story was voiced by Han-Tyumi from Murder of the Universe is an insane coincidence

[@Str8EdgeJesse]

"To this day I still can't listen to that song without getting flashbacks and i will NEVER be seen in a fedora ever again" Is this about Ska? I must know

[@assassinonprozac]

The song was “Best Day of My Life” by American Authors.

[@Str8EdgeJesse]

@assassinonprozac I feel like this is worse because at least I understand the fedora and Ska connection.

[@purple_roy2190]

we somehow went to cringe poop jokes to almost murder

[@agentclank8183]

Dude used Amaterasu the whole day.

[@bladefox5082]

Coney it's time for a cut

[@eugenekrabs141]

I can't believe Twinkie boy threw up like that bro.

[@WaddleDee105]

Adam Sandler has done severe damage to multiple generations

[@perkypears]

ngl watching this while high and literally playing gran turismo 3 on my other monitor when the gran turismo 3 main menu theme started playing in the video tripped me up so bad

[@skullsnake9009]

The table communication drawing story would be the start of my villain arc (also lol twinkie boy)

[@Pepisis]

HAHA TWINKIE BOY! 🫵

[@MV_Magic7337]

Man, every story I hear in these makes mine look like nothing😂 and if any of mine make KZbin, then maybe they are bad and I’m NEVER revealing myself

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

The chess zoom story got the biggest reaction out of me in a while. If anybody finds that video, pleeease comment it.

[@Lukas-d7m]

All I’m saying is we don’t know where Twinkie Boy was on September 11

[@ethanparfitt3432]

man i ain’t NEVER gonna camp with twinky boy

[@Swaggster900]

16:16 the “victory” music he played is from Sonic Unleashed after you get an E rank

[@Swaggster900]

16:45 This is also the Victory music from Sonic Unleashed Stage clear version

[@thelegendaryhusquin9906]

Always a good time when Cringe Confessional is on!

[@ReallyRASYT]

the chess kid on some Greg Heffley shit

[@Juth2003]

currently sick and staying home today, and coney never fails to entertain

[@superantikaiju]

peanut allergy boy really bit into the peanut shaped snack thinking everything would be fine

[@LegoGeneralGrievousiscoolio]

I’m so mad that there was like, 7 Ron stories in a row, but none of them had the word grade in them

[@uwuDezzyuwu]

Cringe Confessional is always an insta click. Thanks Conedawg.

[@mason557]

Every time one of these gets published I think they can't get any worse. This is one of the times where being wrong may not be a good thing

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Yay i love this! Cringe is dead but content lives!

[@CharlieCreedonWells]

Why haven’t I been watching these?? This is the best.

[@S.O.SStudio]

WHAT WAS THIS EPISODE? THIS WAS SOMETHING PFFFT.

[@twilightyuki_]

THIS COMMENT IS TO BOOST THE ALGORITHM FOR MY FAVORITE STREAMER CONEY'S KZbin CHANNEL

[@Theorpo]

Congrats to the people getting married this month. Enjoy the Pizza and Cake :)

[@andrew_might_community_post]

Congrats on beating the allegations, coney!

[@lukewilmington9807]

Supertf clearly moonlighting as "Twinkyboy," let's be real. This is his way of apologizing for the Tekken tournament. Also have you seen the guy? There couldn't be a more fitting Twinkyboy. Edit: This episode was gold, not a single story missed

[@99jmaster]

12:13 ain't no way somebody referenced Eddie Rath in the year of our Lord 2024

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

14:24 this one doesn't even count as cringe it's just a fucking amazing redemption arc also please someone link the remix of that chess story here

[@Crazy56U]

Petition to have this reuploaded without the awkward editing cuts.

[@EgaTehPro]

I live for cringe confessionals

[@ninjacats200]

The thing the kids did for the teacher reminds me of something we did in 1st grade. We each had a star and we put a picture of ourselves on it cause we are all stars. Then we passed them around and everyone wrote something nice about the person on the star. If I remember correctly I just wrote the same thing on everyone's star. XD. I actually still have mine and it's hanging up in my room. It was like 15 plus years ago and I still have it.

[@NotIzreal]

5:05 I do now lol

[@roddorfj]

Wild fucking epilogues this episode

[@cooperg.4110]

The video isn't loading but i swear to god if twinkie boy has a submission ill be pissed.

[@Taz_Olson]

Fighting through blindness like the real Itachi

[@kodra1510]

One of the better episodes in a while

[@yub6876]

Favorite time of the month

[@sdragonheimer]

does anyone know what the one song is called at 16:25

[@naverick22]

chat kinda mentions it in the video, but it's the E-Rank Results Screen music from Sonic Unleashed.

[@sdragonheimer]

@@naverick22 TY

[@caderaid441]

many of the stories in the second half of the video felt so fake to me. anyone else feel that?

[@munchlacks2900]

TWINKIE BOY ICANT

[@OzMotion64]

Les go! We got another one

[@agentclank8183]

The sonic unleashed bit with the story was the best part of this video.

[@matmoome]

If you find a way to turn on cheats in console and you use it to see through walls instead of using it to have fun and spawn a million chickens, then you've failed at life

[@byrontheusurper6505]

24:30 i started in 2020 and I'm still abysmal at this, but that's sadly not all covids fault

[@thewoofalo631]

No, I have a brother who actually does hate pizza, he doesn’t like cheese and bread, but likes muffins weirdly enough, and cornbread, idk what the difference between that and a loaf of bread that he would like muffins and cornbread but not the rest.

[@Mechadeuce]

But why would Twinkie boy out himself like that? Dis he not know this would extend his bullying sentence?

[@isaacwoodman4289]

I like when they have happy endings :)

[@dogemaster9676]

CONEY YOU’RE AN ORIOLES FAN? ME TOO

[@ln8496]

I bet he didnt even paint his nails purple for itachi

[@zet_zer0710]

Twinkieboy dreaming he was a mama bird

[@WizardyDylan]

oh fuck my queen goes so hard

[@Drikett1]

id there a way for me to submit something?

[@jactotum]

twinky boy reminds me of coney at a young age

[@heartspm]

there was a lot of gay women in this episode

[@elnicoelnicoelnico]

Pizza girl learned nothing lol

[@cacticacti4581]

WHYD HE KILL A CHATTER??!?!?!?

[@josephcastle3872]

Damn, I feel sad for Twinkie Boy. Bro got farmed for engagement, smh.

[@MonkHB]

Now we need someone to write in saying they shit themselves while playing basketball.

[@Lucarijoe]

TWINKIE BOY

[@murphmurph2881]

Love me some cringe confessional

[@ethabns]

Twinkie boy's 15 minutes of fame came and went this stream

[@BedBugReviews]

I'm cool w/ twinkie boy, obviously wasn't intentional, but potato boy needs to serve jail time