Antony's Invasion of Parthia (42 to 33 B.C.E.)

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@alfonsoarroyo3283
@alfonsoarroyo3283 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying there was foul play... I'm just saying Anthony definitively murdered his wife."
@dantedeleon993
@dantedeleon993 3 жыл бұрын
I busted out laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Ligierthegreensun
@Ligierthegreensun 3 жыл бұрын
HE BELONGS IN JAIL lmao
@alsatusmd1A13
@alsatusmd1A13 3 жыл бұрын
…if by “murder” you mean “allow her to kill herself”.
@MikaelKKarlsson
@MikaelKKarlsson 3 жыл бұрын
So just politics then. 😉
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 3 жыл бұрын
All the other Romans just divorced their political wives as soon as a better alliance came up, but Antony didn't want to deal with the paperwork I guess.
@theholyinquisition389
@theholyinquisition389 3 жыл бұрын
Man, Ventidius just casually pulled off a Caesar and then just vanishes from the records. What a boss.
@mrdelaney4440
@mrdelaney4440 3 жыл бұрын
He should have got his triumph, the guy earned it.
@freestylevimto3109
@freestylevimto3109 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrdelaney4440 He did get it
@samgrez7140
@samgrez7140 3 жыл бұрын
I figure mark anthony had him killed because he took his glory.
@napolien1310
@napolien1310 3 жыл бұрын
@@samgrez7140 no way the Romans don't do that, andthat will outrage the soldiers.
@AlexKwiatek
@AlexKwiatek 3 жыл бұрын
He has pretty good track record. He also saved Antony at the end of Mutina campaign. He re-raised three legions from Ceasar's veterans* and merged with him while he was retreating from Octavius and Decimus *two of which were already re-raised by Octavius, so VIIth and VIIIth veterans were kinda fighting on both sides at this point
@CreepsMcPasta
@CreepsMcPasta 3 жыл бұрын
I swear Antony's story is just everyone around him succeeding at what he wanted to do
@secretscipio
@secretscipio 3 жыл бұрын
My two favourite KZbinrs at one place.
@dimesonhiseyes9134
@dimesonhiseyes9134 3 жыл бұрын
"everyone around him succeeding at what he wanted to do" Up until the point where Antony was able to finally snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
@ArcAngle1117
@ArcAngle1117 3 жыл бұрын
@@DerbyPorcelain He might have gotten Crassused if he had just marched into the open plains of Mesopotamia. Antony's plan for his Invasion of Partia was pretty good except for his long supply lines(and his inability to protect them)
@jamiengo2343
@jamiengo2343 3 жыл бұрын
@@DerbyPorcelain though to be fair, whether Ventidius could’ve conducted a campaign into Parthia with his relatively few legions is unlikely. Staying in Syria was probably the best option
@Jordan-Ramses
@Jordan-Ramses 3 жыл бұрын
I feel kind of bad for Antony. He's in way over his head. Everybody knew he was an idiot except himself.
@ethanalspencer7294
@ethanalspencer7294 3 жыл бұрын
Ventidius reportedly didn't pursue the Parthians further because he was concerned that he'd incur Antony's jealousy if he did so. I like to imagine Ventidius was the ultimate straight-man in all this dramatic high Roman politics, he saw how nuts all these major players were and dipped to the countryside rather than get dragged in to it all.
@pokeman5000
@pokeman5000 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, never outshine the master... Unless you can successfully kill the master and take his place. The dude took his W, cashed in his chips, and retired to his land/family/slaves/money. Arguably the smartest guy in Rome considering the climate of the empire at the time. Or they low-key killed him to avoid a competent general falling to the other side. I'd argue the latter.
@lorefox201
@lorefox201 3 жыл бұрын
"yikes, I think I'll just get back to my family's farms..." Ventidius, 1st century BC
@misterpayah7723
@misterpayah7723 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant man. Got his triumph, got recorded positively in the history books, and died peacefully. Definitely inspired by Caesar.
@jiffylou98
@jiffylou98 3 жыл бұрын
Even more Labienus than Labienus’ own son
@BudMasta
@BudMasta 3 жыл бұрын
A win is a win, peace out yo - Ventidius, probably
@LoudRevised
@LoudRevised 3 жыл бұрын
*The Son of Labienus led the Parthian Army* Wait hold up, you can’t just drop that lore outta no where.
@AlexKwiatek
@AlexKwiatek 3 жыл бұрын
In Philippi episode he foreshadowed that and told us that Labienus jr. was sent east to negotiate Parthian support for Liberators ;) i wish we knew more about it, but as HC said, sources are pretty poor for this war
@UrosDrljaca
@UrosDrljaca 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. Go Labienus Jr
@Madhattersinjeans
@Madhattersinjeans 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what the hell. A roman suddenly commanding foreign forces against rome?
@LostShipMate
@LostShipMate 3 жыл бұрын
God I wish there was more information on this.
@atuema1602
@atuema1602 3 жыл бұрын
He had made an alliance with the Parthians in order to revive the Pompeian cause. He was originally there either because he had fled to Parthia or because he was sent there by Brutus and Cassius to obtain reinforcements for Philippi.
@zheng7636
@zheng7636 3 жыл бұрын
Antony said his wife aggravated her own illness, and we know Antony is an honorable man.
@Number1Irishlad
@Number1Irishlad 3 жыл бұрын
this is emphasized by his outstanding performance as a Consel of Rome in Caesar's stead while he was off in Egypt
@waluigisbean3148
@waluigisbean3148 3 жыл бұрын
Just like we knew Brutus was an honourable man
@aristophanesghost3839
@aristophanesghost3839 3 жыл бұрын
All honourable men.
@zheng7636
@zheng7636 3 жыл бұрын
@@Boboa48 It's a line from Shakespeare's play on Caesar, bro. After Caesar's death, Antony used this line in his speech to indirectly call out his murderers for justifying themselves. It's a pretty powerful moment.
@adrianbundy3249
@adrianbundy3249 3 жыл бұрын
@@Boboa48 r/woosh
@tribunepontiusaquila1152
@tribunepontiusaquila1152 3 жыл бұрын
Who gave him permission to invade parthia? I sure as hell didn't
@decimusausoniusmagnus5719
@decimusausoniusmagnus5719 3 жыл бұрын
Can I pee, Mister Aquila, Sir?
@jiffylou98
@jiffylou98 3 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila, my wife has been in labor for a week and a half, could you please permit her birthing my twins?
@robertgouldshaw2041
@robertgouldshaw2041 3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@desertexplorer8359
@desertexplorer8359 3 жыл бұрын
HAHA thats soo good, hilarious mann
@achilles7736
@achilles7736 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, good one
@literallyjudas2157
@literallyjudas2157 3 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to listen to this 15 times over the next week to get repeatedly angry at Antony's failures.
@literallyjudas2157
@literallyjudas2157 3 жыл бұрын
?
@Togro1990
@Togro1990 3 жыл бұрын
totally ready for the next square to be mad at
@yevgeniygorbachev5152
@yevgeniygorbachev5152 3 жыл бұрын
I'm torn between being more angry at Antony vs Octavian. On one hand, Antony was vain and threw an allied kingdom under the bus for a strategic miscalculation on Antony's part, but on the other, Octavian violated their agreement and denied Antony the chance to reorganize the Roman West.
@YTuseraL2694
@YTuseraL2694 3 жыл бұрын
@@yevgeniygorbachev5152 west, or east?
@yevgeniygorbachev5152
@yevgeniygorbachev5152 3 жыл бұрын
@@YTuseraL2694 I meant East, sorry.
@LoudRevised
@LoudRevised 3 жыл бұрын
Ventidius: > Barges in > Beats the Parthian Army with two legions > Refuses to elaborate any further > Leaves
@bpouelas
@bpouelas 3 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila: > Barges in > Denies the legitimacy of Caesarian edicts > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves
@omnomnomnomm
@omnomnomnomm 3 жыл бұрын
the S in Ventidius stands for sigma
@kajolet
@kajolet 3 жыл бұрын
Lepidus: > Barges in > Beats Sextus and take Sicily > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves
@Julianna.Domina
@Julianna.Domina 3 жыл бұрын
@@kajolet Ceaser: >Rises to speak >gets stabbed >dies >refuse to elaborate any further
@flaviusbelisariusthebasedl3116
@flaviusbelisariusthebasedl3116 3 жыл бұрын
@@omnomnomnomm didn’t you mean sugma?
@Kanner111
@Kanner111 3 жыл бұрын
Arguably, getting out of Parthia with only 50% of your army starving to death in the cold represents real progress compared to the previous campaign! Never give up on your dreams!
@alanpennie8013
@alanpennie8013 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe next time we'll only lose 25%.
@michaeldunn5337
@michaeldunn5337 2 жыл бұрын
@@alanpennie8013 by the 4th time after definitely losing the 3rd time, who knows whats possible, actually winning? Crazy stuff
@Atomhaz
@Atomhaz 2 жыл бұрын
Around 2000 years later and we still get to dunk on Antony. Cicero would be proud.
@SlothofBangkok
@SlothofBangkok 10 ай бұрын
You mean the Crassius blunder... that one is brutal
@diegocamacho6477
@diegocamacho6477 3 жыл бұрын
Well when most of the new puppet kings are your children and the center of the alliance is your lover you can't blame some guys for being suspicious.
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
Crusader kings 2 diplomacy in a nutshell
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
Well that’s what it was in the beginning I don’t know what it is now
@sparklesparklesparkle6318
@sparklesparklesparkle6318 3 жыл бұрын
sus af
@aguy6771
@aguy6771 3 жыл бұрын
Antony dogged the boys
@Dashcam-FPV
@Dashcam-FPV 3 жыл бұрын
Can't help but think it was all Cleopatra's idea. Anthony definitely doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. That Armenia debacle doesn't exactly portray him as the mastermind of the Roman East's grand design.
@danielchequer5842
@danielchequer5842 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Octavian just stormed out of the senate and got to the first podium he saw to deliver a speech. That's how I imagine every single senate meeting ended in Rome
@TempestLM
@TempestLM 3 жыл бұрын
Ant there's a whole crowd just waiting for someone to butthurt and storm out from the Senate to deliver some speech
@danielchequer5842
@danielchequer5842 3 жыл бұрын
@@TempestLM yeah everyone was like "I wonder what today's speech is gonna be about"
@tada-kun982
@tada-kun982 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielchequer5842 "I just hope it's not the land redistribution shite again. Last time heads started rollin'"
@Father_Qese
@Father_Qese 3 жыл бұрын
Thats just Roman equivalent of twitter.
@ytjjdydtyuttuyeejj7e
@ytjjdydtyuttuyeejj7e 3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed it wasn't mentioned in the video, because Ventidius is one of my favorite lesser known Romans. But he started his life being a captative in another Roman's triumph. He then worked his way up through the Roman army, and after his victories, was awarded a triumph for himself. The feeling of elation he must have felt would've been massive as well as an example of the social mobility of competent men in Rome.
@Trump2024asw
@Trump2024asw Жыл бұрын
The failure of a system to make upward mobility easier than before cost votes an power. The system making upward mobility unlikely or impossible means a war against said system which win or lose ends in its death. Gusse were the western world is atm?
@Pillowcase
@Pillowcase 10 ай бұрын
That's incredible
@geordiejones5618
@geordiejones5618 7 ай бұрын
A lot of the generals of the time have cool stories. Taurus fights in Sicily, North Africa, Dalmatia, Greece, Egypt and Spain, all with distinction. Agrippa is a known legend. Crassus's grandson redeems his family name by conquering north of Macedonia, up to the Danube, and was denied the crazy rare Spoila Opima. Drusus and Tiberius are very important in conquering the Alps and up to the Rhine, (the conquests of Drusus conquering up to the Elbe are reversed by Arminius).
@wisp6826
@wisp6826 3 жыл бұрын
So when Caesar left his supplies behind he made sure his army was between them and the enemy. That part was important.
@zimmerwald1915
@zimmerwald1915 3 жыл бұрын
Not at Avaricum. But even there, he had numerically adequate guards for his stuff so it couldn't just be raided and pillaged with ease.
@fearedjames
@fearedjames 3 жыл бұрын
Eh, it's not a terrible strategy. While Civilis wants to claim "Antony just screwed up" it fails to explain the simple thing. In real life, you don't just magically know where the enemy army is. So Parthia should of believed entering the mountains was a death trap. Their entire plan revolved around Antony abandoning his supply train and it being essentially unguarded. Therefore simply put, someone had to of tipped them off, or the Parthian general was an idiot who got lucky, or he pulled a 10000IQ master play and somehow knew Antony would abandon his supply train. Based on the scenario, I would almost immediately assume Armenia betrayed them as well.
@Captain_Carrot
@Captain_Carrot 3 жыл бұрын
@@fearedjames might not have been the "state" of Armenia, but at least some Armenians were most likely involved. At that time, Armenia was considered part of, for the lack of a better term, Greater Iran, and was very close culturally to Parthia. It isn't that much of a stretch to assume that at least one pro-Parthian noble would've known about ~50000 foreigners leaving their supplies behind. Even if the pro-Roman king managed to conceal it from the aristocracy, the close ties and cultural similarities between Armenia and Parthia make it infinitely easier for spies to operate there, compared to Asia Minor, Egypt or even Syria. And I can't really say how well informed Antony was on the cultural intricacies of the region, the state of Armenian politics or of the Parthian spy network, but I feel like he should've known at least something about at least the first two, if he was planning the invasion for years. And the fact that the earlier invasion of Syria happened precisely at the moment of his absence (especially considering the difficulty of quickly assembling armies in the past) should've probably tipped him off about the last one too.
@mcglynn20
@mcglynn20 3 жыл бұрын
@@fearedjames I mean it shouldn't have been a surprise that the Parthians might have been able to track down the baggage train, especially when the heir to the throne is pro-Parthian. If you're going to leave your baggage train behind, in a nation with pro-Parthian partisans, you really ought to guard it. Maybe he considered that but wanted to maximize his forces at the frontline, but at the end of the day it still is a miscalculation like HC said.
@danny90099
@danny90099 3 жыл бұрын
This is not first time parthia being invading by roman. Crassus did it before and at the time armenia offer to help him. But he stupid enough to refuse, i think after that parthia keep their eye on armenia and send number of spy in armenia
@Trolligarch
@Trolligarch 3 жыл бұрын
"Ok I'm going to stop procrastinating and do some work." Notification: Historia Civilis has uploaded "Oh no."
@andrewmartin9379
@andrewmartin9379 3 жыл бұрын
Literally exactly what happened to me
@jamiee7367
@jamiee7367 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@bugrilyus
@bugrilyus 3 жыл бұрын
Shut pff your phone for a week man, try it. No screen time, good sleep, good food, good work.
@OttomanDrifter91
@OttomanDrifter91 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same. Also, don't forget to hate Antony.
@sriharshacv7760
@sriharshacv7760 3 жыл бұрын
TBH, he uploads once an year. Not such a big thing.
@akrybion
@akrybion 3 жыл бұрын
I get the strategic implications, but I can't in any way see how Antony thought declaring Caesarian Ceasar's legitimate son was a good move. You'd think Octavian's reaction to that is super obvious to anyone even vaguely familar with politics.
@SudrianTales
@SudrianTales 2 жыл бұрын
Especially with how shitty Anthony had been to Octavian after Caesars death
@dorkfish1275
@dorkfish1275 Жыл бұрын
insisting on proscriping someone octavian had considered a father must've STUNG.
@William-the-Guy
@William-the-Guy Жыл бұрын
I would imagine Antony/Cleopatra did that to deliberately provoke a war. That's bthe generous reading of the situation.
@dorkfish1275
@dorkfish1275 Жыл бұрын
@@William-the-Guy well he was a bad politician.
@William-the-Guy
@William-the-Guy Жыл бұрын
@@dorkfish1275 True. But Cleopatra was a good politician and she was involved in the decision as well. My guess was Cleopatra wanted to kill Octavian so her son would be the undisputed heir to Caesar. Caesar's veterans we're still loyal to his name and to Antony, many of them might have chosen to follow Caesarian over Octavian. From Cleopatra's perspective, it was a shrewd political move... Or it would have been if Antony hadn't lost the war.
@1002-o9c
@1002-o9c 3 жыл бұрын
Cool fact: Cleopatra Selene, Cleopatra's and Antony's daughter have married king Juba the second of Numidia, and their pyramid shaped shrine still stands today in Algeria, not far from the capital Algiers. And is locally known as the "Tomb of the roman lady".
@tagmata1872
@tagmata1872 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s actually pretty cool
@mini_bunney
@mini_bunney 3 жыл бұрын
that is indeed a cool fact, and it led me into a half hour wikipedia binge, reading about her and Juba II, their son Ptolemy, and trying to figure out if the bloodline ended there or maybe continued through either their daughter Drusilla or their grand-daughter, also Drusilla :D
@METALFREAK03
@METALFREAK03 3 жыл бұрын
@@mini_bunney This is funny to me as my Great-Great Auntie was called Drusilla...who was tamely called "the witch of the east" (she resided in Malta at the time a British Colony)
@thenorthshow3655
@thenorthshow3655 3 жыл бұрын
@@METALFREAK03 you cant just drop that and not say more about it
@yulusleonard985
@yulusleonard985 3 жыл бұрын
He was featured on history civilis Roman Triumph?
@IgnaceR152
@IgnaceR152 3 жыл бұрын
I just watched the Netflix documentaries on Rome and it's amazing that with all the means they have at their disposal, they never achieve to deliver a story as captivating and detailed as my favourite coloured squares dashing around a map of Europe. Keep up the good work!
@panosloulos
@panosloulos 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment should be in the top 5. (Perhaps comparing it to another channel's show is not well accepted :P )
@Ildskalli
@Ildskalli 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, very underrated comment.
@tulsatrash
@tulsatrash 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Netflix needs to step up their game. I mean I'd say plenty of other TV documentary producers I won't name do too but I long ago gave up on them.
@sunderzilla
@sunderzilla 3 жыл бұрын
I am more emotionally invested in these colored squares
@EditorialJoe
@EditorialJoe 3 жыл бұрын
@@tulsatrash Well, come on. Netflix has no scholarly ambitions. They have a vested interest in tinting everything in the hue of modern politics, not in making a serious attempt at presenting raw history. Just be happy Susan and her YT goons haven't found a reason to crush this and other historically-oriented channels (yet).
@Saurophaganax1931
@Saurophaganax1931 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Ventidius is one of those examples of a subordinate being objectively more competent than their superior. After Ventidius had turned back the Parthians he laid siege to Antiochus of Commagene. One of the local Roman leaders who had turned coat and sided with the Parthians. By the time Mark Antony had arrived in Asia Minor, Antiochus was attempting to sue for peace with Ventidius and was offering 1000 talents of silver in order to lift the the siege. However, craving a bit of glory for his own, Antony turned down the offer and took over the siege from Ventidius. As soon as command of the siege changed hands it almost immediately took a turn for the worse. Antony absolutely bungled the whole affair and ended up suing for peace anyways. However, This time Antony only received 300 talents of silver, instead of the 1000 that Ventidius had managed to negotiate previously.
@yevgeniygorbachev5152
@yevgeniygorbachev5152 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to congratulate Antony on becoming pregnant once more.
@bpouelas
@bpouelas 3 жыл бұрын
Big congrats to the guy. Pretty sure that really happened.
@naomiskilling1093
@naomiskilling1093 3 жыл бұрын
So do we send the baby shower gifts to Rome or to Alexandria?
@Julianna.Domina
@Julianna.Domina 3 жыл бұрын
@@naomiskilling1093 Yes.
@ericsilver9401
@ericsilver9401 3 жыл бұрын
@@naomiskilling1093 No
@patricianoftheplebs6015
@patricianoftheplebs6015 3 жыл бұрын
@@naomiskilling1093 send them to Parthia just like Crassus ;)
@infidelheretic923
@infidelheretic923 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Octavian is about to finally send those legions to Anthony...
@marckyle5895
@marckyle5895 3 жыл бұрын
You mean 'at Anthony'
@infidelheretic923
@infidelheretic923 3 жыл бұрын
@@marckyle5895 😈
@ewanhogg3068
@ewanhogg3068 3 жыл бұрын
Pointy end first!
@hades7982
@hades7982 3 жыл бұрын
@@marckyle5895 same differanse
@jackj9816
@jackj9816 3 жыл бұрын
This is the Roman definition of finger on the nuke button
@MartialGandhi
@MartialGandhi 2 жыл бұрын
My wife and i literally came back tipsy from the bar and the first thing she said was "Let's watch the next episode of that roman thing" and i said "hell yes!". We are big fans of historia civilis
@picklerix6162
@picklerix6162 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like a little history to set the mood.
@athunderfan
@athunderfan 9 ай бұрын
​@@picklerix6162especially with stories like antony and cleopatra, gets the blood flowing im sure
@henzohewson
@henzohewson 7 ай бұрын
@@athunderfanThey gonna be locked in some reallll tense negotiations 😏
@ProsperOn
@ProsperOn 3 жыл бұрын
This is ark is definitely more interesting than the Pompey/Caesar dynamic. Anthony being a thick headed narcissist and Octavian being a nerdy sociopath makes for more insane twists and turns than two competent generals actually duking it out.
@vallytine
@vallytine 3 жыл бұрын
It's more chaotic that's for sure. The Pompey/Caesar stuff had this air of professionalism to it, whereas the Second Triumvirate just feels like absolute power in absolutely the wrong hands.
@gmat5046
@gmat5046 3 жыл бұрын
Depends on what kind of story you like. History is full of em.
@Clementine_D
@Clementine_D 3 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@gmat5046
@gmat5046 3 жыл бұрын
@@Clementine_D Good characters make good stories
@mightycannon1512
@mightycannon1512 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh I like caesar vs pompey more
@IndigoSolution
@IndigoSolution 3 жыл бұрын
Early to a new Historia Civillis video? Instantly a perfect day.
@shinybaldboy4384
@shinybaldboy4384 3 жыл бұрын
Same man I just woke up
@mrmemeable546
@mrmemeable546 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@jeronimojaramillo8766
@jeronimojaramillo8766 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@mikeldiaz7349
@mikeldiaz7349 3 жыл бұрын
X2
@historygeekdude4175
@historygeekdude4175 3 жыл бұрын
Watching HC while waiting to be tested :D
@alanfox8928
@alanfox8928 2 жыл бұрын
“Anthony and Cleopatra spent the next four days locked in aggressive negotiations” I’d say they did alright
@alessandragonzales8190
@alessandragonzales8190 2 жыл бұрын
He negotiated twins right into Cleopatra
@moussanoir2807
@moussanoir2807 Жыл бұрын
It was a kind of Depp-Heard story
@DylanDkoh
@DylanDkoh Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@thestateoforegon9117
@thestateoforegon9117 5 ай бұрын
@@DylanDkoh 4:07
@TheSecondVersion
@TheSecondVersion 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's go invade Parthia, it will get me far more glory than my rival's conquests" You'd think they'd have learned their lesson by now
@pooroldman5089
@pooroldman5089 3 жыл бұрын
Ventidus pulled it off
@prs_81
@prs_81 3 жыл бұрын
@@pooroldman5089 he did not invade Parthia.
@caesarion4975
@caesarion4975 3 жыл бұрын
@@prs_81 maybe he should have
@prs_81
@prs_81 3 жыл бұрын
@@caesarion4975 no? That would've been a direct defiance of Antony's orders. He was no glory hound.
@GrieferStudios
@GrieferStudios 3 жыл бұрын
I guess much later on Trajan managed to do it
@samiamrg7
@samiamrg7 3 жыл бұрын
It was pretty bold of Antony to try and declare Caesarion as legitimate when he still required Octavian’s cooperation to get the plan through the senate.
@thibautnarme6402
@thibautnarme6402 3 жыл бұрын
"Bad brain dum dum"
@gabrieldossantos1116
@gabrieldossantos1116 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the thin line between boldness and stupidity lmao I love how it defines almost every major event in history. Crassus invading Parthia? We would remember it as a bold move had him won, but he didn't so we only remember him as a stupid guy lmao
@TheSimmr001
@TheSimmr001 3 жыл бұрын
it might have been a case of "surely Octavian will see the logic behind my actions" "Antony did WHAT?!"
@basedimperialism
@basedimperialism 3 жыл бұрын
A VERY stupid politician indeed.
@carval51
@carval51 3 жыл бұрын
@@thibautnarme6402 tbh I agree on that one, but why the fuck cleopatra does not stop him. she at least clever enough to understand
@exyl_sounds
@exyl_sounds 3 жыл бұрын
3:34 as an egyptian who plays flute, I can confirm that those musicians were of the utmost royal swag
@mostafamagdy7117
@mostafamagdy7117 3 жыл бұрын
i like your taste
@benjaminhoover6427
@benjaminhoover6427 3 жыл бұрын
Saraswati anyone?
@VentiVonOsterreich
@VentiVonOsterreich 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect you watching Historia Civilis
@benjaminhoover6427
@benjaminhoover6427 3 жыл бұрын
Compare and contrast the Hindu pantheon against the greeks for homework...hahaa
@benjaminhoover6427
@benjaminhoover6427 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be a fool not to expect Cheer Bear was unlearned;)
@emperorclaudius5499
@emperorclaudius5499 3 жыл бұрын
"All my work and all my money wasted!" "All my work and all my money wasted!" "All my work and all my money wasted!" Octavian chuckles "This'll make a great gift for Mark Antony" "Five talents for that bird!"
@crisscross-apples-sauces4255
@crisscross-apples-sauces4255 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@grantwillis8542
@grantwillis8542 3 жыл бұрын
I love this reference. Well done
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 3 жыл бұрын
The real reason the Second Triumvirate broke down.
@rickaiello5052
@rickaiello5052 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there, Strongboy.
@createrz8433
@createrz8433 3 жыл бұрын
Ha I remember that video I wonder if he will make a reference to that during thr Civil War video once it ends
@TheOccupants
@TheOccupants 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying that he murdered his wife, but he did do that, and should be in jail." *eats popcorn faster*
@jesseberg3271
@jesseberg3271 3 жыл бұрын
Ya, except that we just covered the fact that the Romans were super casual about divorce in the last episode.
@TheOccupants
@TheOccupants 3 жыл бұрын
**popcorn eating continues**
@seneca983
@seneca983 3 жыл бұрын
Did the Romans have jails? More specifically I mean, did they use jail time as a punishment for crimes (as opposed to temporarily holding captives)?
@TheOccupants
@TheOccupants 3 жыл бұрын
I think it was banishment primarily. Cicero used a temporary jail for traitors during the Catlinarian Conspiracy but they were executed.
@TheOccupants
@TheOccupants 3 жыл бұрын
It ain't the grieving I'm worried 'bout *gets more popcorn*
@taicanium
@taicanium 3 жыл бұрын
Cleopatra: "So, listen, you've got my sister in prison, and I kind of would like to have her..." Antony: "Returned to you? Of course, I'll bring her right back to Egypt." Cleopatra: "What? No. Dead. I want her dead. Slit throat. Severed head. Spill all her royal blood, the works." Antony: "...geez, girl."
@luizamorim8265
@luizamorim8265 3 жыл бұрын
Then they fell in love
@maxalaintwo3578
@maxalaintwo3578 3 жыл бұрын
"Well damn so much for family ties"
@selahanany5645
@selahanany5645 3 жыл бұрын
But he was roman so it was ''....Jupiter, girl.''
@chataclysm2112
@chataclysm2112 2 жыл бұрын
@@selahanany5645 or jewp, potentially
@johnpatrickcosta52
@johnpatrickcosta52 2 жыл бұрын
@@chataclysm2112 Omg jewp XD
@LoudRevised
@LoudRevised 3 жыл бұрын
Sextus is literally the best temporary side character. Competent and wanted glory but outshined.
@Igor_lvanov
@Igor_lvanov 3 жыл бұрын
I vote for Labienus
@y.r._
@y.r._ 3 жыл бұрын
@@Igor_lvanov le benis :DDD
@JamesJJSMilton
@JamesJJSMilton 3 жыл бұрын
Sextus should have won!
@bezahltersystemtroll5055
@bezahltersystemtroll5055 3 жыл бұрын
@@y.r._ :DD
@mustafaamin9516
@mustafaamin9516 3 жыл бұрын
@@y.r._ I see you are a man of culture :DDD
@stevemcqueen8677
@stevemcqueen8677 3 жыл бұрын
this is definitely my favorite tri-monthly drama show.
@pathutchison7688
@pathutchison7688 3 жыл бұрын
yea and it's not even close.
@francescomazzei4111
@francescomazzei4111 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony: "OMG the Parthians have broke through, we're royally screwed !!! Ventidius, take these few men and please, please, slow them down a tiny bit by diying" Ventidius: "Hold my vinum, ya little Cleo's bitch. I'm gonna blew away those Parthians' whole campaign"
@JawsOfHistory
@JawsOfHistory 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit surprised that you dedicated an entire episode to Cicero, but left out the part about Fulvia sticking golden pins into the tongue of Cicero's decapitated head and may even have been responsible for his proscription.
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
Holy sh it I love that profile pic
@JawsOfHistory
@JawsOfHistory 3 жыл бұрын
@@necfreon6259 Thanks!
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
@@JawsOfHistory cool beans
@JustinCage56
@JustinCage56 3 жыл бұрын
Poor old man can't catch a break
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
@@JustinCage56 ouch his own wife did that to him
@DreableNeebal10
@DreableNeebal10 3 жыл бұрын
"Antony was set on conquering Parthia" Well, I feel like if there was a map of Rome that reached out to Afghanistan I would have seen it by now so... my bet's on Parthia.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, no spoilers!
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat 3 жыл бұрын
Trajan would like to talk with you
@DreableNeebal10
@DreableNeebal10 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mrkabrat lol thank you for telling me about that
@jessep3079
@jessep3079 3 жыл бұрын
There is! Tabula Peutingeriana
@C0NSTANTINUS
@C0NSTANTINUS 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mrkabrat Trajan never went as far as Afghanistan
@sirjoey3137
@sirjoey3137 3 жыл бұрын
It's been 6 months and you still haven't followed up on this episode yet, it hurts because I'm so invested. This is easily my favourite series on youtube, I hope you know how much people appreciate your work my guy.
@mattthedoormat
@mattthedoormat 2 жыл бұрын
He's working on the next video. You can see his progress on his website. I think he mentioned on Twitter that the audio for the video is going to be at least an hour long, so that might be why it's taking so long to make the next episode.
@portland9880
@portland9880 2 жыл бұрын
Same here, can't wait for more
@phrophetsamgames
@phrophetsamgames 3 жыл бұрын
Gaius Julius Caesar: dies* Well both Octavius and Marc Antony can probably handle it from here. Octavian: gets thousands killed and has to face Boat King Sextus Antony: screws up the Parthian campaign and gets manipulated Gaius Julius Caesar: 🤦‍♂️
@Serocco
@Serocco 3 жыл бұрын
Genuinely infuriating seeing just how dumb they were at their jobs
@gummigamer4125
@gummigamer4125 3 жыл бұрын
He'd roll in his grave but it was made into an imprompto pyre.
@JulianCastelle23
@JulianCastelle23 3 жыл бұрын
The energy from Caesar turning in his grave from shame could probably power the whole Roman Empire
@patrykg6220
@patrykg6220 3 жыл бұрын
Antony's faliure in the Parthia is even more disapointing when you consider the time he has spent in Gaul with Caesar. Caesar was always carefull with his baggage train and set a lot o posts in strategic locations (bridges, crossroads etc.) and Antony is pushing forward without thinking about consequences.
@C0wsmacker
@C0wsmacker 3 жыл бұрын
@@JulianCastelle23 Maybe thats how it lasted so long?
@josephcohen734
@josephcohen734 3 жыл бұрын
"Antony should be in jail!" - Historia Civilis This dude is very passionate about punishing people who died over 2000 years ago
@Milkyshake117
@Milkyshake117 3 жыл бұрын
Justice knows no bounds!
@BryanLikesCandy
@BryanLikesCandy 3 жыл бұрын
Culpam poena premit comes
@janfranklin5269
@janfranklin5269 3 жыл бұрын
Antony was a mass murderer... but who cares, he killed his wife!
@andrewstewart1464
@andrewstewart1464 3 жыл бұрын
We must find Marc Antony's bones and throw them in a jail cell!!
@Afrimusican
@Afrimusican 3 жыл бұрын
He's still mad about Cicero
@meowmeow6640
@meowmeow6640 2 жыл бұрын
Hey man I’ve watched the whole series without commenting, but I really think this is the best synopsis of the period of Roman history for adults who want to reintroduce themselves to the subject. You did a REALY great here man. It’s appreciated, even if I hadn’t decided to comment.
@ousamadearudesuwa
@ousamadearudesuwa 3 жыл бұрын
Antony, the one person who could do a massive miscalculation out of sheer Antony things.
@arawn1061
@arawn1061 3 жыл бұрын
The absolute state of Antony
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
And turn that miscalculation into an accidental civil war
@kleinenfuchse5365
@kleinenfuchse5365 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@dylantaylor3139
@dylantaylor3139 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Antony may or may not have killed his wife.
@zimmerwald1915
@zimmerwald1915 3 жыл бұрын
You can't believe he may or may not have, because he definitely did it. You should believe that instead.
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 3 жыл бұрын
Listen and believe > trust but verify.
@sanguiniusi8187
@sanguiniusi8187 3 жыл бұрын
If you had watched the video in its entirety you would now.
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler what an accurate representation of modern politics
@Marc-pu8bu
@Marc-pu8bu 3 жыл бұрын
Antony's Cat
@ScrubbyBubbles
@ScrubbyBubbles 3 жыл бұрын
I always picture the actor from the HBO show when we talk about Antony doing shady stuff. That guy was such a loveable bastard.
@Addious
@Addious 3 жыл бұрын
Octavian: I have the senate and all the good veterans by my side. I have the will of the roman people against you. What do you have? Antony: And I, have an angry egyptian mob. That will roast, and eat your crowds of quality in the ashes of the senate house!
@lukejones7164
@lukejones7164 3 жыл бұрын
James Purefoy
@xergiok2322
@xergiok2322 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, me too. James Purefoy will forever be the official Mark Antony. And his character just fits so well with historical Mark Antony's behaviour.
@William-the-Guy
@William-the-Guy Жыл бұрын
I so agree! That actor is THE definitive Antony. I would love to see him play Shakespeares Antony. Can't you just picture his funeral oration?
@AAARREUUUGHHHH
@AAARREUUUGHHHH Жыл бұрын
Absolutely perfect casting with Antony. Sometimes hateable, sometimes loveable. Often drunk.
@ferrjuan
@ferrjuan 3 жыл бұрын
The system that Antony wanted to setup in the East reminded me of how Napoleon put his family members on various European thrones.
@VAWM.
@VAWM. 3 жыл бұрын
And it seems to have worked out about as well.
@ferrjuan
@ferrjuan 3 жыл бұрын
@Kelvin Higgs not at this level at least not until the Habsburgs when they controlled HRE, Kingdoms of Spain, Bohemia, Hungary and Naples, Low Countries, Lombardy and its colonial possessions under Charles V.
@thibautnarme6402
@thibautnarme6402 3 жыл бұрын
Eventually it is what happened anyway (not with his family) but Lydia, Thrace, Galatia and Pontic were all at some point headed by the same Hellenic family network under Roman 'guidance'
@hyort3613
@hyort3613 3 жыл бұрын
Here in the Netherlands it worked too wel, Luis napoleon bonaparte ruled us from 1806 to 1810 and became so popular that some claimed he cared more about the Dutch then the French. He learned Dutch, visited disaster sites and donated money to poor and those that had suffered disaster. In one speech he even called himself “konijn van olland” which is almost the right way if saying king of holland but it actually means rabbit of olland. In 1810 he refused to give napoleon as much troops as he wanted for the russian campaign and seeing his popularity in the Netherlands Napoleon removed his brother Luis from the throne
@donrog5035
@donrog5035 3 жыл бұрын
I respect Napoleon and I admire the guy for some of his success but put his family members on various european thrones was a DUMB move. that didn't even pay off when he was in trouble. there were no legitimacy in that. The system that Anthony wanted to make in the east was interesting but for such a huge task I think it was best for him to go in Rome to explain that himself to the senate. Maybe his plan would have been approved.
@TheSecondVersion
@TheSecondVersion 3 жыл бұрын
We will never know if Antony poisoned Fulvia without her knowing, or she was just so fed up with his crap that she willingly died
@lkcdarzadix6216
@lkcdarzadix6216 3 жыл бұрын
yea fulvia might have fed up with life or KILLED by Antony
@masterplokoon8803
@masterplokoon8803 3 жыл бұрын
She probably lost it with the charriot pulled by lions😅
@thwiftlythwept7023
@thwiftlythwept7023 3 жыл бұрын
"Dear Antony, I did this because you are a complete idiot. Goodbye forever." Antony stands with the note in his hands, ashen with jaw agape. A nobleman walks in, sees the corpse. Nobleman: "Antony you cunning dog. You've offed Fulvia for political gain! Genius!" Antony: "Umm...yeah! That's exactly what happened." Crumples note behind his back.
@breaden4381
@breaden4381 3 жыл бұрын
Pulled a Padme
@ethanalspencer7294
@ethanalspencer7294 3 жыл бұрын
Antony can't even win a battle against his wife without her doing it for him!
@conchobarcampbell3200
@conchobarcampbell3200 2 жыл бұрын
How much longer do I need to wait for a follow up to this ? It is killing me, this is the longest break he has took between videos . I hope he is doing okay
@brogant6793
@brogant6793 2 жыл бұрын
Congress of Vienna: “oh HELLO THERE”
@aj9306
@aj9306 2 жыл бұрын
@@brogant6793 He still hasn't finished the Rome series, I hope he at least does one final one with the battle of Actium.
@villagemagician1320
@villagemagician1320 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. He's really starting to piss me off
@villagemagician1320
@villagemagician1320 2 жыл бұрын
@@brogant6793 because so many people who are just holding their breath waiting for that to be released... What a jerk.
@MrChristmasshorts
@MrChristmasshorts 2 жыл бұрын
@@villagemagician1320 Why on earth does he need to do something he isnt contractually bound to do... just because you want him to do it.
@tylerhaigler7409
@tylerhaigler7409 3 жыл бұрын
It's almost like Antony was ahead of his time in dividing the empire between west and east.. Octavian said nah
@patrickovsiu
@patrickovsiu 3 жыл бұрын
IMHO had he not put Caesarion forward things might have been different. Octavian probably would not give a damn if Antony had been _more_ egotistic than he actually did and only elevate his own children. Of course, putting Caesarion forward could be Cleopatra's idea instead...
@F14thunderhawk
@F14thunderhawk 3 жыл бұрын
@@rin_etoware_2989 What Rome needed was to strike a balance between centralization and decentralization, something they never achieved. a Single Emperor could have handled an empire the size of Rome, if they did the US thing, and started handling the empire as separate but united kingdoms, with the Emperor's duties to handle the military and treasury while they set up provincial Senates that handle local policy, while the governors essentially handle the actual campaigns. The problem is that its very difficult to convey to People as a whole the difference between Decisive Leadership, and Wise governance.
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t you dare mention theodocious round here we are in 40 bce not random barbion sacking Rome year 5
@METALFREAK03
@METALFREAK03 3 жыл бұрын
@@rin_etoware_2989 "for a realm as big as the Roman Empire, a single emperor won't be enough" The second British Empire takes notes. (Empress Victoria!)
@METALFREAK03
@METALFREAK03 3 жыл бұрын
@@F14thunderhawk why did you go to USA and not to the historic, actually go out and did it, Second Empire of Great Britain?
@evanmalcolm4724
@evanmalcolm4724 3 жыл бұрын
unironically, even considering the minimalist style, the graphics and animation on these videos only continues to get better and better. the camera movement is so smooth and the tiny little animation details, like on Cleopatra's ship, are amazing
@PersianGato
@PersianGato 3 жыл бұрын
Crassus is defeated in the plains. Everyone: You shoulda marched through the mountains! Antony marches through the mountains and loses. Everyone: Not like that, Ant, not like that.
@OkurkaBinLadin
@OkurkaBinLadin 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love arm-chair generals. They are almost as lovable as armchair economists. (y)
@volkmardeadguy1557
@volkmardeadguy1557 3 жыл бұрын
It wasnt just March through the mountains, it was get escorted through and get reinforced at the same time
@jerry5449
@jerry5449 2 жыл бұрын
@@volkmardeadguy1557 leaving out context helps his argument
@HumanTouchArt
@HumanTouchArt Жыл бұрын
antonys plan was not that bad to be honest the only mistake he made was not securing his supply lines ....
@aryaa7069
@aryaa7069 Жыл бұрын
@@jerry5449 Except the army that beat Crassus wasn't even the main Parthian army and was only supposed to delay him. So if Crassus marched through Armenia he would have faced the main Parthian army led by the king which was much larger.
@cartmann94
@cartmann94 3 жыл бұрын
Purple was the color of royalty. It was so because it was very difficult to obtain the dye. It jnvolved crushing marine snails 🐌 and boiling them to obtain the chemicals needed for dying the cloth.
@dimesonhiseyes9134
@dimesonhiseyes9134 3 жыл бұрын
Cowery shells
@Dave_Sisson
@Dave_Sisson 3 жыл бұрын
OR.... it could also involve mixing blue dye and red dye together in a vat.
@xSayresthx
@xSayresthx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dave_Sisson the purple you're thinking about was called "false purple". And the process of obtaining blue was expensive too, at least at the time, and the colour obtained just wasn't the same as royal purple.
@lycaonpictus9662
@lycaonpictus9662 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dave_Sisson That didn't work with ancient dyes. If you wanted something dyed purple, you had to spend a fortune for it. It is why the color became associated with royalty.
@lagmeister3215
@lagmeister3215 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as Antony left those supply wagons behind, I knew it was going to be a disaster for the campaign
@dvened
@dvened 3 жыл бұрын
gotta go fast!
@plzitzjustmahcheezits909
@plzitzjustmahcheezits909 3 жыл бұрын
Julianus Vatinius, am I glad to see you here
@claymeistereu
@claymeistereu 2 жыл бұрын
the chekov's supply train
@shingshongshamalama
@shingshongshamalama 2 жыл бұрын
Infantry wins battles. Logistics wins wars.
@interestingtimes3296
@interestingtimes3296 2 жыл бұрын
I mean he just gambled and got unlucky when he did that.
@caijuu7775
@caijuu7775 3 жыл бұрын
"Hmm, how should I illustrate that Antony has fallen to drinking and is near-constantly inebriated? ...Oh I know I'll make the whole army spin!"
@rgddydshevchenko2448
@rgddydshevchenko2448 2 жыл бұрын
They were standing on the grave of cicero, who's intense spinning moved the land over him with him
@CaptainSully101
@CaptainSully101 3 жыл бұрын
"You can't describe late Roman Republic politics in one sentence" Yes I can, 0:26
@spencerborg7541
@spencerborg7541 3 жыл бұрын
29:54
@CaptainSully101
@CaptainSully101 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencerborg7541 ohmygodyes
@vaylonkenadell
@vaylonkenadell 3 жыл бұрын
"It was around this time that Antony became pregnant once more..." Save it for the fanfiction sites!
@Guanaco17
@Guanaco17 3 жыл бұрын
No... , no... , no... .
@michaelmoran9020
@michaelmoran9020 3 жыл бұрын
The Virgin HBO Rome Vs the chad ABO Rome
@nameless-user
@nameless-user 3 жыл бұрын
@Scom Tott What are you doing?! *STOP*
@Jop_pop
@Jop_pop 3 жыл бұрын
"it was on the verge of being ripped apart by factionalism" *Vibrates with intense factionalism*
@mirceadonciu4983
@mirceadonciu4983 3 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila has allowed me to watch this early. Praise Jupiter!
@matthiasnagorski8411
@matthiasnagorski8411 3 жыл бұрын
But only praise if it's alright with Tribune Aquila! Wouldn't want to go over the head of the Great Tribune Aquila!
@UrosDrljaca
@UrosDrljaca 3 жыл бұрын
OMJ, so lucky
@oopieswhoopies
@oopieswhoopies 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasnagorski8411 LOL
@officialromanhours
@officialromanhours 3 жыл бұрын
petition to replace "my wife's boyfriend" with "tribune aquila"
@bun197
@bun197 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure that Herod guy will turn out to be a nice king
@seneca983
@seneca983 3 жыл бұрын
Anything to the contrary is religious propaganda.
@bun197
@bun197 3 жыл бұрын
@@seneca983 I made a redditor seethe lol
@seneca983
@seneca983 3 жыл бұрын
@@bun197 Where?
@eazyv2069
@eazyv2069 3 жыл бұрын
@@seneca983 muh
@leemarshall348
@leemarshall348 3 жыл бұрын
Herod, what a nice sounding guy. Im sure wont commit mass infanticide in hopes of killing the son of God.
@johnpatrickcosta52
@johnpatrickcosta52 2 жыл бұрын
If Antony had asked Tribune Aquila this would've all gone down differently
@admiraloscar3320
@admiraloscar3320 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't he dead at that point?
@johnpatrickcosta52
@johnpatrickcosta52 Жыл бұрын
@@admiraloscar3320 Not to this community he’s not
@lemonchaos4785
@lemonchaos4785 3 жыл бұрын
Ventidius accidentally on purpose won the campaign in like 3 moves while Antony was trying to put together an army to face them💀
@tada-kun982
@tada-kun982 3 жыл бұрын
"Why are you back here, did they break through?" "Who?" "The Parthians!!" "Ah those mucks. Dead"
@RobinTheBot
@RobinTheBot 3 жыл бұрын
"Antony was not a sound negotiator" Antony: *gives an entire fleet to a guy who just siezed half his army from him for an IOU* Yeah ok cleo's spies were right
@zealousdoggo
@zealousdoggo 2 жыл бұрын
Outstanding strategy
@concept5631
@concept5631 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Ventidius was in charge of the east.
@lonelittlejerry917
@lonelittlejerry917 3 жыл бұрын
"It's at this time Antony took to heavy drinking" Feel like I've heard this somewhere before
@ryangrear3430
@ryangrear3430 3 жыл бұрын
yea i heard that and was like "wait THIS is when it started what the hell was he doing before"
@thibautnarme6402
@thibautnarme6402 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryangrear3430 He was just partying, social drinking you know the amount and habit that are completely acceptable fir an elite Roman...
@ryangrear3430
@ryangrear3430 3 жыл бұрын
@@thibautnarme6402 you sure I distinctly remember a certain Lupercalia festival and more importantly an number of time he walked into the senate drunk (while being Caesar’s master of horse) But yea I get what you mean it’s really bad when even his supporters are saying he is drinking excessively (actually considering his life I’m surprised gout didn’t kill him)
@kanrup5199
@kanrup5199 3 жыл бұрын
I believe one Roman general once took to heavy drinking getting besieged by rabid Egyptians...or am I mistaken?
@lonelittlejerry917
@lonelittlejerry917 3 жыл бұрын
@@kanrup5199 precisely
@wayeb7715
@wayeb7715 3 жыл бұрын
I don't comment often, but when I do its because this series is masterfully done. I've never been so riveted by little colored squares moving around the map - and I'm learning Roman history in depth in a way I have never before! Thanks for all the time and energy you put into this
@lukeholdsworth6506
@lukeholdsworth6506 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying Antony murdered his wife. I'm just saying Antony definitively murdered his wife." I want this on a shirt
@J3diMindTrix
@J3diMindTrix 3 жыл бұрын
ikr lol
@eggds54e5
@eggds54e5 2 жыл бұрын
The no foul play shirt buy now
@SmallPotato2313
@SmallPotato2313 2 жыл бұрын
Merchendise idea?
@stevenreid2223
@stevenreid2223 2 жыл бұрын
I want a model Bibulus Award.
@spcxplrr
@spcxplrr 2 жыл бұрын
bright pink square on the back
@Bstreisand1
@Bstreisand1 3 жыл бұрын
I literally cannot put into words how happy I am to see a new Historia Civilis video.
@jejeakle
@jejeakle 3 жыл бұрын
“Antony was not a particularly deep political thinker.” We learned this years ago with his disastrous occupation of the senate while Caesar fought in North Africa
@Mikko088
@Mikko088 3 жыл бұрын
Or how about when he lifted up a direct challenger to Octavian in his plan. I mean did he really expected that to go over smoothly?
@jacquesmesrine3244
@jacquesmesrine3244 3 жыл бұрын
Octavian simply outsmarted him. The spirit of Caesar would not allow anyone other than his legal heir to reign!
@jejeakle
@jejeakle 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacquesmesrine3244 either way, Antony is probably my least favorite Roman politician
@runkelpokk9
@runkelpokk9 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope you continue the Rome series one day, I enjoy the modern era videos too, but the roman ones just hit different rip little squares
@mostgar
@mostgar 3 жыл бұрын
This Channel is such high quality, that whenever I see an upload my heart legitimately skips a beat and for a mere moment I am truly happy...
@mostgar
@mostgar 3 жыл бұрын
*Sips from red cup with yellow H*
@TheSecondVersion
@TheSecondVersion 3 жыл бұрын
Remember long, long, ago, when Historia Civilis covered the Battle of Alesia, where Caesar "recognized talent when he saw it," making Mark Antony his right hand man after the latter repelled a Gallic breach in the wall? Mark Antony apparently farted all that talent away in the years since
@arawn1061
@arawn1061 3 жыл бұрын
I guess a competant officer doesn't automatically transfer to a competant general or politician
@EvilPumpkin
@EvilPumpkin 3 жыл бұрын
@@arawn1061 Romans were awfull negotiators and politicians by default.
@arawn1061
@arawn1061 3 жыл бұрын
@@EvilPumpkin haha yeah that too
@patrickovsiu
@patrickovsiu 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair HC quite recognized that Anthony still had the talent in this video (by declaring his final plan logically sound and valid), he just got outclassed by Octavian, whose talent was also recognized by Caesar (well, otherwise why did he write that will?)
@dimesonhiseyes9134
@dimesonhiseyes9134 3 жыл бұрын
Well Antony was probably a good General. Kinda the equivalent of a full Colonel or 1 star general. Where good soldier skills are still a great asset. But anything bigger he seems to be incapable of handling. Incapable of handling future thinking and bug picture stuff.
@nickthielemier3501
@nickthielemier3501 2 жыл бұрын
I think you are the most underrated of all KZbin Historians.
@sonole3
@sonole3 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m not saying there was foul play, I’m just saying Antony definitely murdered his wife” had me lose it
@dougkleen9917
@dougkleen9917 3 жыл бұрын
was funny but I disagree with him as Romans divorced and remarried for alliance purposes all the time, Antony had no reason to kill his wife and he would know how it would look in Rome.
@henrybricks2953
@henrybricks2953 3 жыл бұрын
20:57 "It is at this time that Antony took to heavy drinking" Antony: *WHEEEEEEZE
@tulsatrash
@tulsatrash 3 жыл бұрын
After a trip like that I can totally understand heavy drinking.
@leemarshall348
@leemarshall348 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony Stark Stark Anthony
@sparklesparklesparkle6318
@sparklesparklesparkle6318 3 жыл бұрын
Vinny "SPEEEEEEEEEEEEN" came to mind
@TheSecondVersion
@TheSecondVersion 3 жыл бұрын
Was Antony ever NOT heavily drinking?
@cyberhikikomori5326
@cyberhikikomori5326 3 жыл бұрын
You mean ha WASN'T DRUNK during his fiasco of a consulship? Color me shocked
@tempheror112
@tempheror112 3 жыл бұрын
Man, I'm such a sucker for these videos.
@t.c.bramblett617
@t.c.bramblett617 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Lepidus is like "Beautiful weather in Carthage! Wish you guys were here! XOX"
@batavica1875
@batavica1875 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, Lepidus is living outside of Rome because Octavian stole his territory
@Zimisce85
@Zimisce85 3 жыл бұрын
I send you my blessings guys. I am the Pontiff, after all.
@phi0_
@phi0_ 2 жыл бұрын
I've never been so excited for a next part in a series.
@ChristopherGittings
@ChristopherGittings 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@bcvetkov8534
@bcvetkov8534 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I can't wait
@jordanmince7613
@jordanmince7613 2 жыл бұрын
still waiting 😅
@absurdcamus6026
@absurdcamus6026 3 жыл бұрын
He came back when we needed him most
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wallyworld30 the irony is that he did that immidietly after getting destroyed by Parthia
@necfreon6259
@necfreon6259 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wallyworld30 also seriously stop being a di ck he was obviously making a joke not being brutally sarcastic
@Wallyworld30
@Wallyworld30 3 жыл бұрын
@@necfreon6259 Don't defend that prick. He was being an AH for no reason. We've been waiting for a HC upload for months we can be excited all we want about it.
@DarkFilmDirector
@DarkFilmDirector 3 жыл бұрын
@blorghised STFU
@totallyasmr8444
@totallyasmr8444 3 жыл бұрын
The outro music hits every time I swear
@bezahltersystemtroll5055
@bezahltersystemtroll5055 3 жыл бұрын
love that theme so much, it just exemplifies Historia Civilis
@interloop
@interloop 3 жыл бұрын
du du duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dudu du dudu du dudu du duuuuuuuuu du du duuuuuuuuuu
@Spazmonkey625
@Spazmonkey625 3 жыл бұрын
You are literally one of the only youtubers that makes me drop everything to watch a video as soon as I see it uploaded.
@cfdj43
@cfdj43 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like "the son of Caesar's right hand man leading a Parthian army against Rome" needs some more explaining than it gets in this video...
@renerpho
@renerpho 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Unfortunately the details are lost to history. We know (and he did mention this in a previous video) that Labienus was sent to Parthia to gather reinforcements. However, what happened in the years after that is a mystery.
@alanpennie8013
@alanpennie8013 2 жыл бұрын
@@renerpho It's not that much of a mystery. Quintus was aligned with The Liberators and was exploiting Antony's incompetent government of The East to revive their cause. The Parthians supported him because it was pretty evident that Antony would invade Parthia if left alone. One weird detail supplied by Dio is that Quintus adopted the ironic title Parthicus (conquerer of Parthia).
@radar4763
@radar4763 3 жыл бұрын
"... aggravated her illness deliberatly ..." Maybe she got the news about Cleo and was heartbroken and stood with only a nightgown in the wind till she got a pneumonia. Then Anthony could have killed her just by telling the news.
@pathutchison7688
@pathutchison7688 3 жыл бұрын
or maybe she went to bed with wet hair. sounds like something my grandma woulda claimed.
@jonahpool3610
@jonahpool3610 3 жыл бұрын
I would watch this period drama
@TyranyFighterPatriot
@TyranyFighterPatriot 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonahpool3610 lol me too I can't breathe from laughing just imagining it 😂🤣
@thisissilly9544
@thisissilly9544 2 жыл бұрын
God I hope you continue this series, can't go on re watching forever
@bwanaugonjwa2445
@bwanaugonjwa2445 3 жыл бұрын
Historia Civillis doesn’t post often, but when he does, I drop everything.
@muhammadhammadkhan6830
@muhammadhammadkhan6830 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I watched this video in a barbershop, which is even more amusing cause I am never this early to any video, let alone a Historia Civilis video.
@NecromancyForKids
@NecromancyForKids 3 жыл бұрын
You must have a lot of broken things.
@Colddirector
@Colddirector 3 жыл бұрын
@@NecromancyForKids He would if HC uploaded more often.
@ARISUinW0NDERLAND
@ARISUinW0NDERLAND 3 жыл бұрын
@@NecromancyForKids I can't believe no one has liked this!
@johnmcgraw1475
@johnmcgraw1475 3 жыл бұрын
The second I get home I know what series I’m rewatching... again
@bruh5361
@bruh5361 3 жыл бұрын
We need a remake with the intended 5 seasons
@Michael-zf4pi
@Michael-zf4pi 3 жыл бұрын
I just have to say, the way you speak, the way you put it together, just everything is perfect. I get more joy out of these then actual tv shows. I'm not laughing or anything, it's literally just entertaining to listen and watch. Great job dude.
@cfv7461
@cfv7461 3 жыл бұрын
Napoleon: and then my entire army died to the winter Anthony: first time?
@LanMandragon1720
@LanMandragon1720 3 жыл бұрын
Hitler furiously taking notes... for which his father punished him terribly.
@Clever_Motel
@Clever_Motel 3 жыл бұрын
@@LanMandragon1720 I like to imagine there's a large circular table in hell having this conversation
@brrrrrtenjoyer
@brrrrrtenjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
@Deo God said the guy who killed Hitler would go to heaven.
@TS111WASD
@TS111WASD 3 жыл бұрын
@Deo Where else would two warmongering dictators belong?
@adrianbundy3249
@adrianbundy3249 3 жыл бұрын
@@TS111WASD Hitler wouldn't, that is for sure. But Napoleon did in fact, do a lot of good. His worst mistake was really his egotism, which infected him by him placing his family on positions of power as a king. As for the wars themselves, while he certainly got into enough trouble from his own machinations, you cannot think that without his input, they would not have happened, do you? The moment his nation was in chaos due to revolutionaries that were lopping off heads, and now starting to be threatened by foreign powers who's monarchies also wanted to cling to power, did not want that, so Napoleon went in and fixed what was left of both problems really. And did really help revitalize, reform, and make a lot of changes that were good enough for the populace even for a long, long time after his death. Even after winning the defensive struggles vs the outside powers, the UK and some other nations continued to push him to topple and his nation collapse, because they could not stand him making a strong France, or other reasons. And we can also track this in policy. No, they would never have left him alone, and after the fourth time proving that, Napoleon needed no further reminders. I can hardly blame him if his default set after was to try and push for ending it, and further conquest. He went aggressive. But even if he did not, it would be naive to think those enemies just sit back and do nothing for the next 20 years, or that the war does not come, when he is just a bit weaker. Do not delude yourself on Napoleon.
@Sangokun1
@Sangokun1 3 жыл бұрын
Fluvia dies. Doctors: "She lost the will to live."
@cheerfulpessimist952
@cheerfulpessimist952 3 жыл бұрын
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete?
@Novous
@Novous 3 жыл бұрын
Anakin totally killed padme
@redlobster1143
@redlobster1143 3 жыл бұрын
@@Novous technically, it was palpatine who did it
@jackj9816
@jackj9816 3 жыл бұрын
@@cheerfulpessimist952 Antony draws sword “ check again “
@miguelmontenegro3520
@miguelmontenegro3520 3 жыл бұрын
Antony: Yeaa I mean....NOOOOOOOOO
@jlaurenpiano
@jlaurenpiano 3 жыл бұрын
"Antony bad brain dumb dumb stupid" had me on the floor laughing for several minutes
@iliasfilip2110
@iliasfilip2110 3 жыл бұрын
The Western Empire: A perfect map The Eastern Empire: A map made by a 7 year old
@waltervanbrunchem2462
@waltervanbrunchem2462 3 жыл бұрын
Probably because the borders of the west were mostly defined by rivers, contrary to the east, where there were more 'made up' borders.
@Πολιτεία-λ6σ
@Πολιτεία-λ6σ 3 жыл бұрын
@@waltervanbrunchem2462 You are seriously confusing 20th century Middle Eastern history with Ancient Middle Eastern history here.
@krankarvolund7771
@krankarvolund7771 3 жыл бұрын
@@waltervanbrunchem2462 Because rivers borders are totally not made up, I mean there's just thousands of rivers in Europe, it's logical to split countries following these specific rivers there :p All frontiers are made up ^^
@sunjasonjb2773
@sunjasonjb2773 3 жыл бұрын
I think he just means that the shape of the land in general is really wonky
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 3 жыл бұрын
@@krankarvolund7771 Sort of. One could build bridges and ferries over rivers to push the frontier farther away if one wanted. Caesar moved into German territory once and delcared it a triumph and a Roman accomplishment of invasion. But pragmatically, it's just easier to defend territory if you stop at a river, a mountain range, or some other natural barrier to travel. North Africa and the Middle East have deserts, but those are HYUGE. A definite border is MUCH less clear along a desert than along a river or a sudden increase in evelation.
@bp9696
@bp9696 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see a Historia Civilis video, I grab my popcorn and click.
@Kraghinkoff
@Kraghinkoff 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I need the octavian saga, I CRAVE IT. I hope it continues. I love your videos. I always liked Rome but you made me fall in love with it.
@realtangerine4910
@realtangerine4910 3 жыл бұрын
"now it might seem like i'm trying to say that antony murdered his wife, but- yeah no who am i kidding he definitely killed his wife"
@thaneofwhiterun3562
@thaneofwhiterun3562 3 жыл бұрын
I just want to mention that it's really cool how you've steadly been elevating the quality of your videos. It's noticeable, and very much appreciated.
@BboyFever
@BboyFever 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this series is so good! You can't leave this on a cliffhanger like this! Make one on the civil war which came after.
@JulianCastelle23
@JulianCastelle23 3 жыл бұрын
Antony was not being Caesar enough. If you are sieging a city and an army comes to relieve the city, you start building walls around the city so that you can outsiege the army as well.
@Ildskalli
@Ildskalli 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda hard to do that without supplies, though 🤣
@Lucasukx
@Lucasukx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ildskalli Or trees
@mariano98ify
@mariano98ify 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucasukx when Caesar built his fortifications in North Africa in the Civil War, does he had trees enough??
@Lucasukx
@Lucasukx 3 жыл бұрын
@@mariano98ify I could be wrong, but I think Roman North Africa was relatively fertile. It produced an agricultural surplus to send to Italy, and probably had a reasonable supply of local timber. Much of the near East, I think, was devoid of forests.
@mariano98ify
@mariano98ify 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucasukx not wrong at all, but fertile land =/= to a forest, just check Egypt, it was one of the most fertile and richest lands of the Mediterranean, but there was no forest, just land at the Nile to cultivate.
@wicker4526
@wicker4526 3 жыл бұрын
When you fail to conquer Parthia so naturally you make your 5-year-old son the king of it
@arawn1061
@arawn1061 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair the 5 year old would have probably done a better job
@lanexyz
@lanexyz Жыл бұрын
I love how cinematic these videos feel watching them in a row
@henrybricks2953
@henrybricks2953 3 жыл бұрын
1:36 It seems that it will fall to factionalism **Shows Dancing squares**
@aveioacosta371
@aveioacosta371 3 жыл бұрын
Julius Caesar from the afterlife: Man it's getting kinda hard to watch Octavian govern the west. I bet Antony is having a much better time in the East. The Roman East:
@Guanaco17
@Guanaco17 3 жыл бұрын
Ceasar: Why are you both like this?!
@SerunaXI
@SerunaXI 3 жыл бұрын
Caesar: Man, Anthony. She had to hide in a sack and sneak up a river for me. For you, she rides in on an open boat. Why must you be this dull.
@MrRemicas
@MrRemicas 3 жыл бұрын
@@Guanaco17 the empire lost its last brain cells with Caesar and Cicero.
@diarradunlap9337
@diarradunlap9337 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRemicas Caesar's assassination was the last infection that led to the complete death of the Roman Republic. Of course, the Republic had been ailing AT LEAST from the time of the Marian-Sullan civil war.
@herbthompson8937
@herbthompson8937 3 жыл бұрын
@@diarradunlap9337 back to the Gracchis??????
@homoperunat
@homoperunat 3 жыл бұрын
I am curious, in this video you say Venditius deserves a triumph. But in one of the Caesar videos you mentioned that to be awarded a triumph you needed to conquer territory for Rome.
@xthief1037
@xthief1037 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony moves with Cleopatra's sons is something out of Crusader Kings Strategies
@patrickovsiu
@patrickovsiu 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... how did he get the game about 2050 years early is anyone's guess
@xthief1037
@xthief1037 3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickovsiu probably a mod
@arthurrebello919
@arthurrebello919 3 жыл бұрын
He was a beta tester
@Nothing-ch3dw
@Nothing-ch3dw 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurrebello919 He was a beta alright and he sure was testy.
@LordofAlkanes
@LordofAlkanes 3 жыл бұрын
4:10 The fact that Historia Civilis is a fellow prequel memer is a cherry on top.
@Guanaco17
@Guanaco17 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed becuase I got the reference.
@warc9
@warc9 3 жыл бұрын
Ye. Prequel OT and Sequel memes are all gold. Just like all the movies.
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