"I'm not saying there was foul play... I'm just saying Anthony definitively murdered his wife."
@dantedeleon9933 жыл бұрын
I busted out laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Ligierthegreensun3 жыл бұрын
HE BELONGS IN JAIL lmao
@alsatusmd1A133 жыл бұрын
…if by “murder” you mean “allow her to kill herself”.
@MikaelKKarlsson3 жыл бұрын
So just politics then. 😉
@timothymclean3 жыл бұрын
All the other Romans just divorced their political wives as soon as a better alliance came up, but Antony didn't want to deal with the paperwork I guess.
@theholyinquisition3893 жыл бұрын
Man, Ventidius just casually pulled off a Caesar and then just vanishes from the records. What a boss.
@mrdelaney44403 жыл бұрын
He should have got his triumph, the guy earned it.
@freestylevimto31093 жыл бұрын
@@mrdelaney4440 He did get it
@samgrez71403 жыл бұрын
I figure mark anthony had him killed because he took his glory.
@napolien13103 жыл бұрын
@@samgrez7140 no way the Romans don't do that, andthat will outrage the soldiers.
@AlexKwiatek3 жыл бұрын
He has pretty good track record. He also saved Antony at the end of Mutina campaign. He re-raised three legions from Ceasar's veterans* and merged with him while he was retreating from Octavius and Decimus *two of which were already re-raised by Octavius, so VIIth and VIIIth veterans were kinda fighting on both sides at this point
@CreepsMcPasta3 жыл бұрын
I swear Antony's story is just everyone around him succeeding at what he wanted to do
@secretscipio3 жыл бұрын
My two favourite KZbinrs at one place.
@dimesonhiseyes91343 жыл бұрын
"everyone around him succeeding at what he wanted to do" Up until the point where Antony was able to finally snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
@ArcAngle11173 жыл бұрын
@@DerbyPorcelain He might have gotten Crassused if he had just marched into the open plains of Mesopotamia. Antony's plan for his Invasion of Partia was pretty good except for his long supply lines(and his inability to protect them)
@jamiengo23433 жыл бұрын
@@DerbyPorcelain though to be fair, whether Ventidius could’ve conducted a campaign into Parthia with his relatively few legions is unlikely. Staying in Syria was probably the best option
@Jordan-Ramses3 жыл бұрын
I feel kind of bad for Antony. He's in way over his head. Everybody knew he was an idiot except himself.
@ethanalspencer72943 жыл бұрын
Ventidius reportedly didn't pursue the Parthians further because he was concerned that he'd incur Antony's jealousy if he did so. I like to imagine Ventidius was the ultimate straight-man in all this dramatic high Roman politics, he saw how nuts all these major players were and dipped to the countryside rather than get dragged in to it all.
@pokeman50003 жыл бұрын
Yep, never outshine the master... Unless you can successfully kill the master and take his place. The dude took his W, cashed in his chips, and retired to his land/family/slaves/money. Arguably the smartest guy in Rome considering the climate of the empire at the time. Or they low-key killed him to avoid a competent general falling to the other side. I'd argue the latter.
@lorefox2013 жыл бұрын
"yikes, I think I'll just get back to my family's farms..." Ventidius, 1st century BC
@misterpayah77233 жыл бұрын
Brilliant man. Got his triumph, got recorded positively in the history books, and died peacefully. Definitely inspired by Caesar.
@jiffylou983 жыл бұрын
Even more Labienus than Labienus’ own son
@BudMasta3 жыл бұрын
A win is a win, peace out yo - Ventidius, probably
@LoudRevised3 жыл бұрын
*The Son of Labienus led the Parthian Army* Wait hold up, you can’t just drop that lore outta no where.
@AlexKwiatek3 жыл бұрын
In Philippi episode he foreshadowed that and told us that Labienus jr. was sent east to negotiate Parthian support for Liberators ;) i wish we knew more about it, but as HC said, sources are pretty poor for this war
@UrosDrljaca3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. Go Labienus Jr
@Madhattersinjeans3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what the hell. A roman suddenly commanding foreign forces against rome?
@LostShipMate3 жыл бұрын
God I wish there was more information on this.
@atuema16023 жыл бұрын
He had made an alliance with the Parthians in order to revive the Pompeian cause. He was originally there either because he had fled to Parthia or because he was sent there by Brutus and Cassius to obtain reinforcements for Philippi.
@zheng76363 жыл бұрын
Antony said his wife aggravated her own illness, and we know Antony is an honorable man.
@Number1Irishlad3 жыл бұрын
this is emphasized by his outstanding performance as a Consel of Rome in Caesar's stead while he was off in Egypt
@waluigisbean31483 жыл бұрын
Just like we knew Brutus was an honourable man
@aristophanesghost38393 жыл бұрын
All honourable men.
@zheng76363 жыл бұрын
@@Boboa48 It's a line from Shakespeare's play on Caesar, bro. After Caesar's death, Antony used this line in his speech to indirectly call out his murderers for justifying themselves. It's a pretty powerful moment.
@adrianbundy32493 жыл бұрын
@@Boboa48 r/woosh
@tribunepontiusaquila11523 жыл бұрын
Who gave him permission to invade parthia? I sure as hell didn't
@decimusausoniusmagnus57193 жыл бұрын
Can I pee, Mister Aquila, Sir?
@jiffylou983 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila, my wife has been in labor for a week and a half, could you please permit her birthing my twins?
@robertgouldshaw20413 жыл бұрын
Hello
@desertexplorer83593 жыл бұрын
HAHA thats soo good, hilarious mann
@achilles77363 жыл бұрын
Oh, good one
@literallyjudas21573 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to listen to this 15 times over the next week to get repeatedly angry at Antony's failures.
@literallyjudas21573 жыл бұрын
?
@Togro19903 жыл бұрын
totally ready for the next square to be mad at
@yevgeniygorbachev51523 жыл бұрын
I'm torn between being more angry at Antony vs Octavian. On one hand, Antony was vain and threw an allied kingdom under the bus for a strategic miscalculation on Antony's part, but on the other, Octavian violated their agreement and denied Antony the chance to reorganize the Roman West.
@YTuseraL26943 жыл бұрын
@@yevgeniygorbachev5152 west, or east?
@yevgeniygorbachev51523 жыл бұрын
@@YTuseraL2694 I meant East, sorry.
@LoudRevised3 жыл бұрын
Ventidius: > Barges in > Beats the Parthian Army with two legions > Refuses to elaborate any further > Leaves
@bpouelas3 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila: > Barges in > Denies the legitimacy of Caesarian edicts > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves
@omnomnomnomm3 жыл бұрын
the S in Ventidius stands for sigma
@kajolet3 жыл бұрын
Lepidus: > Barges in > Beats Sextus and take Sicily > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves
@Julianna.Domina3 жыл бұрын
@@kajolet Ceaser: >Rises to speak >gets stabbed >dies >refuse to elaborate any further
@flaviusbelisariusthebasedl31163 жыл бұрын
@@omnomnomnomm didn’t you mean sugma?
@Kanner1113 жыл бұрын
Arguably, getting out of Parthia with only 50% of your army starving to death in the cold represents real progress compared to the previous campaign! Never give up on your dreams!
@alanpennie80132 жыл бұрын
Maybe next time we'll only lose 25%.
@michaeldunn53372 жыл бұрын
@@alanpennie8013 by the 4th time after definitely losing the 3rd time, who knows whats possible, actually winning? Crazy stuff
@Atomhaz2 жыл бұрын
Around 2000 years later and we still get to dunk on Antony. Cicero would be proud.
@SlothofBangkok10 ай бұрын
You mean the Crassius blunder... that one is brutal
@diegocamacho64773 жыл бұрын
Well when most of the new puppet kings are your children and the center of the alliance is your lover you can't blame some guys for being suspicious.
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
Crusader kings 2 diplomacy in a nutshell
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
Well that’s what it was in the beginning I don’t know what it is now
@sparklesparklesparkle63183 жыл бұрын
sus af
@aguy67713 жыл бұрын
Antony dogged the boys
@Dashcam-FPV3 жыл бұрын
Can't help but think it was all Cleopatra's idea. Anthony definitely doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. That Armenia debacle doesn't exactly portray him as the mastermind of the Roman East's grand design.
@danielchequer58423 жыл бұрын
I like how Octavian just stormed out of the senate and got to the first podium he saw to deliver a speech. That's how I imagine every single senate meeting ended in Rome
@TempestLM3 жыл бұрын
Ant there's a whole crowd just waiting for someone to butthurt and storm out from the Senate to deliver some speech
@danielchequer58423 жыл бұрын
@@TempestLM yeah everyone was like "I wonder what today's speech is gonna be about"
@tada-kun9823 жыл бұрын
@@danielchequer5842 "I just hope it's not the land redistribution shite again. Last time heads started rollin'"
@Father_Qese3 жыл бұрын
Thats just Roman equivalent of twitter.
@ytjjdydtyuttuyeejj7e3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed it wasn't mentioned in the video, because Ventidius is one of my favorite lesser known Romans. But he started his life being a captative in another Roman's triumph. He then worked his way up through the Roman army, and after his victories, was awarded a triumph for himself. The feeling of elation he must have felt would've been massive as well as an example of the social mobility of competent men in Rome.
@Trump2024asw Жыл бұрын
The failure of a system to make upward mobility easier than before cost votes an power. The system making upward mobility unlikely or impossible means a war against said system which win or lose ends in its death. Gusse were the western world is atm?
@Pillowcase10 ай бұрын
That's incredible
@geordiejones56187 ай бұрын
A lot of the generals of the time have cool stories. Taurus fights in Sicily, North Africa, Dalmatia, Greece, Egypt and Spain, all with distinction. Agrippa is a known legend. Crassus's grandson redeems his family name by conquering north of Macedonia, up to the Danube, and was denied the crazy rare Spoila Opima. Drusus and Tiberius are very important in conquering the Alps and up to the Rhine, (the conquests of Drusus conquering up to the Elbe are reversed by Arminius).
@wisp68263 жыл бұрын
So when Caesar left his supplies behind he made sure his army was between them and the enemy. That part was important.
@zimmerwald19153 жыл бұрын
Not at Avaricum. But even there, he had numerically adequate guards for his stuff so it couldn't just be raided and pillaged with ease.
@fearedjames3 жыл бұрын
Eh, it's not a terrible strategy. While Civilis wants to claim "Antony just screwed up" it fails to explain the simple thing. In real life, you don't just magically know where the enemy army is. So Parthia should of believed entering the mountains was a death trap. Their entire plan revolved around Antony abandoning his supply train and it being essentially unguarded. Therefore simply put, someone had to of tipped them off, or the Parthian general was an idiot who got lucky, or he pulled a 10000IQ master play and somehow knew Antony would abandon his supply train. Based on the scenario, I would almost immediately assume Armenia betrayed them as well.
@Captain_Carrot3 жыл бұрын
@@fearedjames might not have been the "state" of Armenia, but at least some Armenians were most likely involved. At that time, Armenia was considered part of, for the lack of a better term, Greater Iran, and was very close culturally to Parthia. It isn't that much of a stretch to assume that at least one pro-Parthian noble would've known about ~50000 foreigners leaving their supplies behind. Even if the pro-Roman king managed to conceal it from the aristocracy, the close ties and cultural similarities between Armenia and Parthia make it infinitely easier for spies to operate there, compared to Asia Minor, Egypt or even Syria. And I can't really say how well informed Antony was on the cultural intricacies of the region, the state of Armenian politics or of the Parthian spy network, but I feel like he should've known at least something about at least the first two, if he was planning the invasion for years. And the fact that the earlier invasion of Syria happened precisely at the moment of his absence (especially considering the difficulty of quickly assembling armies in the past) should've probably tipped him off about the last one too.
@mcglynn203 жыл бұрын
@@fearedjames I mean it shouldn't have been a surprise that the Parthians might have been able to track down the baggage train, especially when the heir to the throne is pro-Parthian. If you're going to leave your baggage train behind, in a nation with pro-Parthian partisans, you really ought to guard it. Maybe he considered that but wanted to maximize his forces at the frontline, but at the end of the day it still is a miscalculation like HC said.
@danny900993 жыл бұрын
This is not first time parthia being invading by roman. Crassus did it before and at the time armenia offer to help him. But he stupid enough to refuse, i think after that parthia keep their eye on armenia and send number of spy in armenia
@Trolligarch3 жыл бұрын
"Ok I'm going to stop procrastinating and do some work." Notification: Historia Civilis has uploaded "Oh no."
@andrewmartin93793 жыл бұрын
Literally exactly what happened to me
@jamiee73673 жыл бұрын
Same
@bugrilyus3 жыл бұрын
Shut pff your phone for a week man, try it. No screen time, good sleep, good food, good work.
@OttomanDrifter913 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same. Also, don't forget to hate Antony.
@sriharshacv77603 жыл бұрын
TBH, he uploads once an year. Not such a big thing.
@akrybion3 жыл бұрын
I get the strategic implications, but I can't in any way see how Antony thought declaring Caesarian Ceasar's legitimate son was a good move. You'd think Octavian's reaction to that is super obvious to anyone even vaguely familar with politics.
@SudrianTales2 жыл бұрын
Especially with how shitty Anthony had been to Octavian after Caesars death
@dorkfish1275 Жыл бұрын
insisting on proscriping someone octavian had considered a father must've STUNG.
@William-the-Guy Жыл бұрын
I would imagine Antony/Cleopatra did that to deliberately provoke a war. That's bthe generous reading of the situation.
@dorkfish1275 Жыл бұрын
@@William-the-Guy well he was a bad politician.
@William-the-Guy Жыл бұрын
@@dorkfish1275 True. But Cleopatra was a good politician and she was involved in the decision as well. My guess was Cleopatra wanted to kill Octavian so her son would be the undisputed heir to Caesar. Caesar's veterans we're still loyal to his name and to Antony, many of them might have chosen to follow Caesarian over Octavian. From Cleopatra's perspective, it was a shrewd political move... Or it would have been if Antony hadn't lost the war.
@1002-o9c3 жыл бұрын
Cool fact: Cleopatra Selene, Cleopatra's and Antony's daughter have married king Juba the second of Numidia, and their pyramid shaped shrine still stands today in Algeria, not far from the capital Algiers. And is locally known as the "Tomb of the roman lady".
@tagmata18723 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s actually pretty cool
@mini_bunney3 жыл бұрын
that is indeed a cool fact, and it led me into a half hour wikipedia binge, reading about her and Juba II, their son Ptolemy, and trying to figure out if the bloodline ended there or maybe continued through either their daughter Drusilla or their grand-daughter, also Drusilla :D
@METALFREAK033 жыл бұрын
@@mini_bunney This is funny to me as my Great-Great Auntie was called Drusilla...who was tamely called "the witch of the east" (she resided in Malta at the time a British Colony)
@thenorthshow36553 жыл бұрын
@@METALFREAK03 you cant just drop that and not say more about it
@yulusleonard9853 жыл бұрын
He was featured on history civilis Roman Triumph?
@IgnaceR1523 жыл бұрын
I just watched the Netflix documentaries on Rome and it's amazing that with all the means they have at their disposal, they never achieve to deliver a story as captivating and detailed as my favourite coloured squares dashing around a map of Europe. Keep up the good work!
@panosloulos3 жыл бұрын
Your comment should be in the top 5. (Perhaps comparing it to another channel's show is not well accepted :P )
@Ildskalli3 жыл бұрын
Yep, very underrated comment.
@tulsatrash3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Netflix needs to step up their game. I mean I'd say plenty of other TV documentary producers I won't name do too but I long ago gave up on them.
@sunderzilla3 жыл бұрын
I am more emotionally invested in these colored squares
@EditorialJoe3 жыл бұрын
@@tulsatrash Well, come on. Netflix has no scholarly ambitions. They have a vested interest in tinting everything in the hue of modern politics, not in making a serious attempt at presenting raw history. Just be happy Susan and her YT goons haven't found a reason to crush this and other historically-oriented channels (yet).
@Saurophaganax19313 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Ventidius is one of those examples of a subordinate being objectively more competent than their superior. After Ventidius had turned back the Parthians he laid siege to Antiochus of Commagene. One of the local Roman leaders who had turned coat and sided with the Parthians. By the time Mark Antony had arrived in Asia Minor, Antiochus was attempting to sue for peace with Ventidius and was offering 1000 talents of silver in order to lift the the siege. However, craving a bit of glory for his own, Antony turned down the offer and took over the siege from Ventidius. As soon as command of the siege changed hands it almost immediately took a turn for the worse. Antony absolutely bungled the whole affair and ended up suing for peace anyways. However, This time Antony only received 300 talents of silver, instead of the 1000 that Ventidius had managed to negotiate previously.
@yevgeniygorbachev51523 жыл бұрын
I would like to congratulate Antony on becoming pregnant once more.
@bpouelas3 жыл бұрын
Big congrats to the guy. Pretty sure that really happened.
@naomiskilling10933 жыл бұрын
So do we send the baby shower gifts to Rome or to Alexandria?
@Julianna.Domina3 жыл бұрын
@@naomiskilling1093 Yes.
@ericsilver94013 жыл бұрын
@@naomiskilling1093 No
@patricianoftheplebs60153 жыл бұрын
@@naomiskilling1093 send them to Parthia just like Crassus ;)
@infidelheretic9233 жыл бұрын
Looks like Octavian is about to finally send those legions to Anthony...
@marckyle58953 жыл бұрын
You mean 'at Anthony'
@infidelheretic9233 жыл бұрын
@@marckyle5895 😈
@ewanhogg30683 жыл бұрын
Pointy end first!
@hades79823 жыл бұрын
@@marckyle5895 same differanse
@jackj98163 жыл бұрын
This is the Roman definition of finger on the nuke button
@MartialGandhi2 жыл бұрын
My wife and i literally came back tipsy from the bar and the first thing she said was "Let's watch the next episode of that roman thing" and i said "hell yes!". We are big fans of historia civilis
@picklerix6162 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like a little history to set the mood.
@athunderfan9 ай бұрын
@@picklerix6162especially with stories like antony and cleopatra, gets the blood flowing im sure
@henzohewson7 ай бұрын
@@athunderfanThey gonna be locked in some reallll tense negotiations 😏
@ProsperOn3 жыл бұрын
This is ark is definitely more interesting than the Pompey/Caesar dynamic. Anthony being a thick headed narcissist and Octavian being a nerdy sociopath makes for more insane twists and turns than two competent generals actually duking it out.
@vallytine3 жыл бұрын
It's more chaotic that's for sure. The Pompey/Caesar stuff had this air of professionalism to it, whereas the Second Triumvirate just feels like absolute power in absolutely the wrong hands.
@gmat50463 жыл бұрын
Depends on what kind of story you like. History is full of em.
@Clementine_D3 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@gmat50463 жыл бұрын
@@Clementine_D Good characters make good stories
@mightycannon15123 жыл бұрын
Tbh I like caesar vs pompey more
@IndigoSolution3 жыл бұрын
Early to a new Historia Civillis video? Instantly a perfect day.
@shinybaldboy43843 жыл бұрын
Same man I just woke up
@mrmemeable5463 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@jeronimojaramillo87663 жыл бұрын
Same here
@mikeldiaz73493 жыл бұрын
X2
@historygeekdude41753 жыл бұрын
Watching HC while waiting to be tested :D
@alanfox89282 жыл бұрын
“Anthony and Cleopatra spent the next four days locked in aggressive negotiations” I’d say they did alright
@alessandragonzales81902 жыл бұрын
He negotiated twins right into Cleopatra
@moussanoir2807 Жыл бұрын
It was a kind of Depp-Heard story
@DylanDkoh Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@thestateoforegon91175 ай бұрын
@@DylanDkoh 4:07
@TheSecondVersion3 жыл бұрын
"Let's go invade Parthia, it will get me far more glory than my rival's conquests" You'd think they'd have learned their lesson by now
@pooroldman50893 жыл бұрын
Ventidus pulled it off
@prs_813 жыл бұрын
@@pooroldman5089 he did not invade Parthia.
@caesarion49753 жыл бұрын
@@prs_81 maybe he should have
@prs_813 жыл бұрын
@@caesarion4975 no? That would've been a direct defiance of Antony's orders. He was no glory hound.
@GrieferStudios3 жыл бұрын
I guess much later on Trajan managed to do it
@samiamrg73 жыл бұрын
It was pretty bold of Antony to try and declare Caesarion as legitimate when he still required Octavian’s cooperation to get the plan through the senate.
@thibautnarme64023 жыл бұрын
"Bad brain dum dum"
@gabrieldossantos11163 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the thin line between boldness and stupidity lmao I love how it defines almost every major event in history. Crassus invading Parthia? We would remember it as a bold move had him won, but he didn't so we only remember him as a stupid guy lmao
@TheSimmr0013 жыл бұрын
it might have been a case of "surely Octavian will see the logic behind my actions" "Antony did WHAT?!"
@basedimperialism3 жыл бұрын
A VERY stupid politician indeed.
@carval513 жыл бұрын
@@thibautnarme6402 tbh I agree on that one, but why the fuck cleopatra does not stop him. she at least clever enough to understand
@exyl_sounds3 жыл бұрын
3:34 as an egyptian who plays flute, I can confirm that those musicians were of the utmost royal swag
@mostafamagdy71173 жыл бұрын
i like your taste
@benjaminhoover64273 жыл бұрын
Saraswati anyone?
@VentiVonOsterreich3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect you watching Historia Civilis
@benjaminhoover64273 жыл бұрын
Compare and contrast the Hindu pantheon against the greeks for homework...hahaa
@benjaminhoover64273 жыл бұрын
I'd be a fool not to expect Cheer Bear was unlearned;)
@emperorclaudius54993 жыл бұрын
"All my work and all my money wasted!" "All my work and all my money wasted!" "All my work and all my money wasted!" Octavian chuckles "This'll make a great gift for Mark Antony" "Five talents for that bird!"
@crisscross-apples-sauces42553 жыл бұрын
Lol
@grantwillis85423 жыл бұрын
I love this reference. Well done
@timothymclean3 жыл бұрын
The real reason the Second Triumvirate broke down.
@rickaiello50523 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there, Strongboy.
@createrz84333 жыл бұрын
Ha I remember that video I wonder if he will make a reference to that during thr Civil War video once it ends
@TheOccupants3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying that he murdered his wife, but he did do that, and should be in jail." *eats popcorn faster*
@jesseberg32713 жыл бұрын
Ya, except that we just covered the fact that the Romans were super casual about divorce in the last episode.
@TheOccupants3 жыл бұрын
**popcorn eating continues**
@seneca9833 жыл бұрын
Did the Romans have jails? More specifically I mean, did they use jail time as a punishment for crimes (as opposed to temporarily holding captives)?
@TheOccupants3 жыл бұрын
I think it was banishment primarily. Cicero used a temporary jail for traitors during the Catlinarian Conspiracy but they were executed.
@TheOccupants3 жыл бұрын
It ain't the grieving I'm worried 'bout *gets more popcorn*
@taicanium3 жыл бұрын
Cleopatra: "So, listen, you've got my sister in prison, and I kind of would like to have her..." Antony: "Returned to you? Of course, I'll bring her right back to Egypt." Cleopatra: "What? No. Dead. I want her dead. Slit throat. Severed head. Spill all her royal blood, the works." Antony: "...geez, girl."
@luizamorim82653 жыл бұрын
Then they fell in love
@maxalaintwo35783 жыл бұрын
"Well damn so much for family ties"
@selahanany56453 жыл бұрын
But he was roman so it was ''....Jupiter, girl.''
@chataclysm21122 жыл бұрын
@@selahanany5645 or jewp, potentially
@johnpatrickcosta522 жыл бұрын
@@chataclysm2112 Omg jewp XD
@LoudRevised3 жыл бұрын
Sextus is literally the best temporary side character. Competent and wanted glory but outshined.
@Igor_lvanov3 жыл бұрын
I vote for Labienus
@y.r._3 жыл бұрын
@@Igor_lvanov le benis :DDD
@JamesJJSMilton3 жыл бұрын
Sextus should have won!
@bezahltersystemtroll50553 жыл бұрын
@@y.r._ :DD
@mustafaamin95163 жыл бұрын
@@y.r._ I see you are a man of culture :DDD
@stevemcqueen86773 жыл бұрын
this is definitely my favorite tri-monthly drama show.
@pathutchison76883 жыл бұрын
yea and it's not even close.
@francescomazzei41113 жыл бұрын
Anthony: "OMG the Parthians have broke through, we're royally screwed !!! Ventidius, take these few men and please, please, slow them down a tiny bit by diying" Ventidius: "Hold my vinum, ya little Cleo's bitch. I'm gonna blew away those Parthians' whole campaign"
@JawsOfHistory3 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit surprised that you dedicated an entire episode to Cicero, but left out the part about Fulvia sticking golden pins into the tongue of Cicero's decapitated head and may even have been responsible for his proscription.
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
Holy sh it I love that profile pic
@JawsOfHistory3 жыл бұрын
@@necfreon6259 Thanks!
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
@@JawsOfHistory cool beans
@JustinCage563 жыл бұрын
Poor old man can't catch a break
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
@@JustinCage56 ouch his own wife did that to him
@DreableNeebal103 жыл бұрын
"Antony was set on conquering Parthia" Well, I feel like if there was a map of Rome that reached out to Afghanistan I would have seen it by now so... my bet's on Parthia.
@timothymclean3 жыл бұрын
Hey, no spoilers!
@Mrkabrat3 жыл бұрын
Trajan would like to talk with you
@DreableNeebal103 жыл бұрын
@@Mrkabrat lol thank you for telling me about that
@jessep30793 жыл бұрын
There is! Tabula Peutingeriana
@C0NSTANTINUS3 жыл бұрын
@@Mrkabrat Trajan never went as far as Afghanistan
@sirjoey31373 жыл бұрын
It's been 6 months and you still haven't followed up on this episode yet, it hurts because I'm so invested. This is easily my favourite series on youtube, I hope you know how much people appreciate your work my guy.
@mattthedoormat2 жыл бұрын
He's working on the next video. You can see his progress on his website. I think he mentioned on Twitter that the audio for the video is going to be at least an hour long, so that might be why it's taking so long to make the next episode.
@portland98802 жыл бұрын
Same here, can't wait for more
@phrophetsamgames3 жыл бұрын
Gaius Julius Caesar: dies* Well both Octavius and Marc Antony can probably handle it from here. Octavian: gets thousands killed and has to face Boat King Sextus Antony: screws up the Parthian campaign and gets manipulated Gaius Julius Caesar: 🤦♂️
@Serocco3 жыл бұрын
Genuinely infuriating seeing just how dumb they were at their jobs
@gummigamer41253 жыл бұрын
He'd roll in his grave but it was made into an imprompto pyre.
@JulianCastelle233 жыл бұрын
The energy from Caesar turning in his grave from shame could probably power the whole Roman Empire
@patrykg62203 жыл бұрын
Antony's faliure in the Parthia is even more disapointing when you consider the time he has spent in Gaul with Caesar. Caesar was always carefull with his baggage train and set a lot o posts in strategic locations (bridges, crossroads etc.) and Antony is pushing forward without thinking about consequences.
@C0wsmacker3 жыл бұрын
@@JulianCastelle23 Maybe thats how it lasted so long?
@josephcohen7343 жыл бұрын
"Antony should be in jail!" - Historia Civilis This dude is very passionate about punishing people who died over 2000 years ago
@Milkyshake1173 жыл бұрын
Justice knows no bounds!
@BryanLikesCandy3 жыл бұрын
Culpam poena premit comes
@janfranklin52693 жыл бұрын
Antony was a mass murderer... but who cares, he killed his wife!
@andrewstewart14643 жыл бұрын
We must find Marc Antony's bones and throw them in a jail cell!!
@Afrimusican3 жыл бұрын
He's still mad about Cicero
@meowmeow66402 жыл бұрын
Hey man I’ve watched the whole series without commenting, but I really think this is the best synopsis of the period of Roman history for adults who want to reintroduce themselves to the subject. You did a REALY great here man. It’s appreciated, even if I hadn’t decided to comment.
@ousamadearudesuwa3 жыл бұрын
Antony, the one person who could do a massive miscalculation out of sheer Antony things.
@arawn10613 жыл бұрын
The absolute state of Antony
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
And turn that miscalculation into an accidental civil war
@kleinenfuchse53653 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
lol
@dylantaylor31393 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Antony may or may not have killed his wife.
@zimmerwald19153 жыл бұрын
You can't believe he may or may not have, because he definitely did it. You should believe that instead.
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler3 жыл бұрын
Listen and believe > trust but verify.
@sanguiniusi81873 жыл бұрын
If you had watched the video in its entirety you would now.
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler what an accurate representation of modern politics
@Marc-pu8bu3 жыл бұрын
Antony's Cat
@ScrubbyBubbles3 жыл бұрын
I always picture the actor from the HBO show when we talk about Antony doing shady stuff. That guy was such a loveable bastard.
@Addious3 жыл бұрын
Octavian: I have the senate and all the good veterans by my side. I have the will of the roman people against you. What do you have? Antony: And I, have an angry egyptian mob. That will roast, and eat your crowds of quality in the ashes of the senate house!
@lukejones71643 жыл бұрын
James Purefoy
@xergiok23223 жыл бұрын
Yes, me too. James Purefoy will forever be the official Mark Antony. And his character just fits so well with historical Mark Antony's behaviour.
@William-the-Guy Жыл бұрын
I so agree! That actor is THE definitive Antony. I would love to see him play Shakespeares Antony. Can't you just picture his funeral oration?
@AAARREUUUGHHHH Жыл бұрын
Absolutely perfect casting with Antony. Sometimes hateable, sometimes loveable. Often drunk.
@ferrjuan3 жыл бұрын
The system that Antony wanted to setup in the East reminded me of how Napoleon put his family members on various European thrones.
@VAWM.3 жыл бұрын
And it seems to have worked out about as well.
@ferrjuan3 жыл бұрын
@Kelvin Higgs not at this level at least not until the Habsburgs when they controlled HRE, Kingdoms of Spain, Bohemia, Hungary and Naples, Low Countries, Lombardy and its colonial possessions under Charles V.
@thibautnarme64023 жыл бұрын
Eventually it is what happened anyway (not with his family) but Lydia, Thrace, Galatia and Pontic were all at some point headed by the same Hellenic family network under Roman 'guidance'
@hyort36133 жыл бұрын
Here in the Netherlands it worked too wel, Luis napoleon bonaparte ruled us from 1806 to 1810 and became so popular that some claimed he cared more about the Dutch then the French. He learned Dutch, visited disaster sites and donated money to poor and those that had suffered disaster. In one speech he even called himself “konijn van olland” which is almost the right way if saying king of holland but it actually means rabbit of olland. In 1810 he refused to give napoleon as much troops as he wanted for the russian campaign and seeing his popularity in the Netherlands Napoleon removed his brother Luis from the throne
@donrog50353 жыл бұрын
I respect Napoleon and I admire the guy for some of his success but put his family members on various european thrones was a DUMB move. that didn't even pay off when he was in trouble. there were no legitimacy in that. The system that Anthony wanted to make in the east was interesting but for such a huge task I think it was best for him to go in Rome to explain that himself to the senate. Maybe his plan would have been approved.
@TheSecondVersion3 жыл бұрын
We will never know if Antony poisoned Fulvia without her knowing, or she was just so fed up with his crap that she willingly died
@lkcdarzadix62163 жыл бұрын
yea fulvia might have fed up with life or KILLED by Antony
@masterplokoon88033 жыл бұрын
She probably lost it with the charriot pulled by lions😅
@thwiftlythwept70233 жыл бұрын
"Dear Antony, I did this because you are a complete idiot. Goodbye forever." Antony stands with the note in his hands, ashen with jaw agape. A nobleman walks in, sees the corpse. Nobleman: "Antony you cunning dog. You've offed Fulvia for political gain! Genius!" Antony: "Umm...yeah! That's exactly what happened." Crumples note behind his back.
@breaden43813 жыл бұрын
Pulled a Padme
@ethanalspencer72943 жыл бұрын
Antony can't even win a battle against his wife without her doing it for him!
@conchobarcampbell32002 жыл бұрын
How much longer do I need to wait for a follow up to this ? It is killing me, this is the longest break he has took between videos . I hope he is doing okay
@brogant67932 жыл бұрын
Congress of Vienna: “oh HELLO THERE”
@aj93062 жыл бұрын
@@brogant6793 He still hasn't finished the Rome series, I hope he at least does one final one with the battle of Actium.
@villagemagician13202 жыл бұрын
Agreed. He's really starting to piss me off
@villagemagician13202 жыл бұрын
@@brogant6793 because so many people who are just holding their breath waiting for that to be released... What a jerk.
@MrChristmasshorts2 жыл бұрын
@@villagemagician1320 Why on earth does he need to do something he isnt contractually bound to do... just because you want him to do it.
@tylerhaigler74093 жыл бұрын
It's almost like Antony was ahead of his time in dividing the empire between west and east.. Octavian said nah
@patrickovsiu3 жыл бұрын
IMHO had he not put Caesarion forward things might have been different. Octavian probably would not give a damn if Antony had been _more_ egotistic than he actually did and only elevate his own children. Of course, putting Caesarion forward could be Cleopatra's idea instead...
@F14thunderhawk3 жыл бұрын
@@rin_etoware_2989 What Rome needed was to strike a balance between centralization and decentralization, something they never achieved. a Single Emperor could have handled an empire the size of Rome, if they did the US thing, and started handling the empire as separate but united kingdoms, with the Emperor's duties to handle the military and treasury while they set up provincial Senates that handle local policy, while the governors essentially handle the actual campaigns. The problem is that its very difficult to convey to People as a whole the difference between Decisive Leadership, and Wise governance.
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
Don’t you dare mention theodocious round here we are in 40 bce not random barbion sacking Rome year 5
@METALFREAK033 жыл бұрын
@@rin_etoware_2989 "for a realm as big as the Roman Empire, a single emperor won't be enough" The second British Empire takes notes. (Empress Victoria!)
@METALFREAK033 жыл бұрын
@@F14thunderhawk why did you go to USA and not to the historic, actually go out and did it, Second Empire of Great Britain?
@evanmalcolm47243 жыл бұрын
unironically, even considering the minimalist style, the graphics and animation on these videos only continues to get better and better. the camera movement is so smooth and the tiny little animation details, like on Cleopatra's ship, are amazing
@PersianGato3 жыл бұрын
Crassus is defeated in the plains. Everyone: You shoulda marched through the mountains! Antony marches through the mountains and loses. Everyone: Not like that, Ant, not like that.
@OkurkaBinLadin3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love arm-chair generals. They are almost as lovable as armchair economists. (y)
@volkmardeadguy15573 жыл бұрын
It wasnt just March through the mountains, it was get escorted through and get reinforced at the same time
@jerry54492 жыл бұрын
@@volkmardeadguy1557 leaving out context helps his argument
@HumanTouchArt Жыл бұрын
antonys plan was not that bad to be honest the only mistake he made was not securing his supply lines ....
@aryaa7069 Жыл бұрын
@@jerry5449 Except the army that beat Crassus wasn't even the main Parthian army and was only supposed to delay him. So if Crassus marched through Armenia he would have faced the main Parthian army led by the king which was much larger.
@cartmann943 жыл бұрын
Purple was the color of royalty. It was so because it was very difficult to obtain the dye. It jnvolved crushing marine snails 🐌 and boiling them to obtain the chemicals needed for dying the cloth.
@dimesonhiseyes91343 жыл бұрын
Cowery shells
@Dave_Sisson3 жыл бұрын
OR.... it could also involve mixing blue dye and red dye together in a vat.
@xSayresthx3 жыл бұрын
@@Dave_Sisson the purple you're thinking about was called "false purple". And the process of obtaining blue was expensive too, at least at the time, and the colour obtained just wasn't the same as royal purple.
@lycaonpictus96623 жыл бұрын
@@Dave_Sisson That didn't work with ancient dyes. If you wanted something dyed purple, you had to spend a fortune for it. It is why the color became associated with royalty.
@lagmeister32153 жыл бұрын
As soon as Antony left those supply wagons behind, I knew it was going to be a disaster for the campaign
@dvened3 жыл бұрын
gotta go fast!
@plzitzjustmahcheezits9093 жыл бұрын
Julianus Vatinius, am I glad to see you here
@claymeistereu2 жыл бұрын
the chekov's supply train
@shingshongshamalama2 жыл бұрын
Infantry wins battles. Logistics wins wars.
@interestingtimes32962 жыл бұрын
I mean he just gambled and got unlucky when he did that.
@caijuu77753 жыл бұрын
"Hmm, how should I illustrate that Antony has fallen to drinking and is near-constantly inebriated? ...Oh I know I'll make the whole army spin!"
@rgddydshevchenko24482 жыл бұрын
They were standing on the grave of cicero, who's intense spinning moved the land over him with him
@CaptainSully1013 жыл бұрын
"You can't describe late Roman Republic politics in one sentence" Yes I can, 0:26
@spencerborg75413 жыл бұрын
29:54
@CaptainSully1013 жыл бұрын
@@spencerborg7541 ohmygodyes
@vaylonkenadell3 жыл бұрын
"It was around this time that Antony became pregnant once more..." Save it for the fanfiction sites!
@Guanaco173 жыл бұрын
No... , no... , no... .
@michaelmoran90203 жыл бұрын
The Virgin HBO Rome Vs the chad ABO Rome
@nameless-user3 жыл бұрын
@Scom Tott What are you doing?! *STOP*
@Jop_pop3 жыл бұрын
"it was on the verge of being ripped apart by factionalism" *Vibrates with intense factionalism*
@mirceadonciu49833 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila has allowed me to watch this early. Praise Jupiter!
@matthiasnagorski84113 жыл бұрын
But only praise if it's alright with Tribune Aquila! Wouldn't want to go over the head of the Great Tribune Aquila!
@UrosDrljaca3 жыл бұрын
OMJ, so lucky
@oopieswhoopies3 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasnagorski8411 LOL
@officialromanhours3 жыл бұрын
petition to replace "my wife's boyfriend" with "tribune aquila"
@bun1973 жыл бұрын
I'm sure that Herod guy will turn out to be a nice king
@seneca9833 жыл бұрын
Anything to the contrary is religious propaganda.
@bun1973 жыл бұрын
@@seneca983 I made a redditor seethe lol
@seneca9833 жыл бұрын
@@bun197 Where?
@eazyv20693 жыл бұрын
@@seneca983 muh
@leemarshall3483 жыл бұрын
Herod, what a nice sounding guy. Im sure wont commit mass infanticide in hopes of killing the son of God.
@johnpatrickcosta522 жыл бұрын
If Antony had asked Tribune Aquila this would've all gone down differently
@admiraloscar3320 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't he dead at that point?
@johnpatrickcosta52 Жыл бұрын
@@admiraloscar3320 Not to this community he’s not
@lemonchaos47853 жыл бұрын
Ventidius accidentally on purpose won the campaign in like 3 moves while Antony was trying to put together an army to face them💀
@tada-kun9823 жыл бұрын
"Why are you back here, did they break through?" "Who?" "The Parthians!!" "Ah those mucks. Dead"
@RobinTheBot3 жыл бұрын
"Antony was not a sound negotiator" Antony: *gives an entire fleet to a guy who just siezed half his army from him for an IOU* Yeah ok cleo's spies were right
@zealousdoggo2 жыл бұрын
Outstanding strategy
@concept56312 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Ventidius was in charge of the east.
@lonelittlejerry9173 жыл бұрын
"It's at this time Antony took to heavy drinking" Feel like I've heard this somewhere before
@ryangrear34303 жыл бұрын
yea i heard that and was like "wait THIS is when it started what the hell was he doing before"
@thibautnarme64023 жыл бұрын
@@ryangrear3430 He was just partying, social drinking you know the amount and habit that are completely acceptable fir an elite Roman...
@ryangrear34303 жыл бұрын
@@thibautnarme6402 you sure I distinctly remember a certain Lupercalia festival and more importantly an number of time he walked into the senate drunk (while being Caesar’s master of horse) But yea I get what you mean it’s really bad when even his supporters are saying he is drinking excessively (actually considering his life I’m surprised gout didn’t kill him)
@kanrup51993 жыл бұрын
I believe one Roman general once took to heavy drinking getting besieged by rabid Egyptians...or am I mistaken?
@lonelittlejerry9173 жыл бұрын
@@kanrup5199 precisely
@wayeb77153 жыл бұрын
I don't comment often, but when I do its because this series is masterfully done. I've never been so riveted by little colored squares moving around the map - and I'm learning Roman history in depth in a way I have never before! Thanks for all the time and energy you put into this
@lukeholdsworth65063 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying Antony murdered his wife. I'm just saying Antony definitively murdered his wife." I want this on a shirt
@J3diMindTrix3 жыл бұрын
ikr lol
@eggds54e52 жыл бұрын
The no foul play shirt buy now
@SmallPotato23132 жыл бұрын
Merchendise idea?
@stevenreid22232 жыл бұрын
I want a model Bibulus Award.
@spcxplrr2 жыл бұрын
bright pink square on the back
@Bstreisand13 жыл бұрын
I literally cannot put into words how happy I am to see a new Historia Civilis video.
@jejeakle3 жыл бұрын
“Antony was not a particularly deep political thinker.” We learned this years ago with his disastrous occupation of the senate while Caesar fought in North Africa
@Mikko0883 жыл бұрын
Or how about when he lifted up a direct challenger to Octavian in his plan. I mean did he really expected that to go over smoothly?
@jacquesmesrine32443 жыл бұрын
Octavian simply outsmarted him. The spirit of Caesar would not allow anyone other than his legal heir to reign!
@jejeakle3 жыл бұрын
@@jacquesmesrine3244 either way, Antony is probably my least favorite Roman politician
@runkelpokk92 жыл бұрын
I really hope you continue the Rome series one day, I enjoy the modern era videos too, but the roman ones just hit different rip little squares
@mostgar3 жыл бұрын
This Channel is such high quality, that whenever I see an upload my heart legitimately skips a beat and for a mere moment I am truly happy...
@mostgar3 жыл бұрын
*Sips from red cup with yellow H*
@TheSecondVersion3 жыл бұрын
Remember long, long, ago, when Historia Civilis covered the Battle of Alesia, where Caesar "recognized talent when he saw it," making Mark Antony his right hand man after the latter repelled a Gallic breach in the wall? Mark Antony apparently farted all that talent away in the years since
@arawn10613 жыл бұрын
I guess a competant officer doesn't automatically transfer to a competant general or politician
@EvilPumpkin3 жыл бұрын
@@arawn1061 Romans were awfull negotiators and politicians by default.
@arawn10613 жыл бұрын
@@EvilPumpkin haha yeah that too
@patrickovsiu3 жыл бұрын
To be fair HC quite recognized that Anthony still had the talent in this video (by declaring his final plan logically sound and valid), he just got outclassed by Octavian, whose talent was also recognized by Caesar (well, otherwise why did he write that will?)
@dimesonhiseyes91343 жыл бұрын
Well Antony was probably a good General. Kinda the equivalent of a full Colonel or 1 star general. Where good soldier skills are still a great asset. But anything bigger he seems to be incapable of handling. Incapable of handling future thinking and bug picture stuff.
@nickthielemier35012 жыл бұрын
I think you are the most underrated of all KZbin Historians.
@sonole33 жыл бұрын
“I’m not saying there was foul play, I’m just saying Antony definitely murdered his wife” had me lose it
@dougkleen99173 жыл бұрын
was funny but I disagree with him as Romans divorced and remarried for alliance purposes all the time, Antony had no reason to kill his wife and he would know how it would look in Rome.
@henrybricks29533 жыл бұрын
20:57 "It is at this time that Antony took to heavy drinking" Antony: *WHEEEEEEZE
@tulsatrash3 жыл бұрын
After a trip like that I can totally understand heavy drinking.
@leemarshall3483 жыл бұрын
Anthony Stark Stark Anthony
@sparklesparklesparkle63183 жыл бұрын
Vinny "SPEEEEEEEEEEEEN" came to mind
@TheSecondVersion3 жыл бұрын
Was Antony ever NOT heavily drinking?
@cyberhikikomori53263 жыл бұрын
You mean ha WASN'T DRUNK during his fiasco of a consulship? Color me shocked
@tempheror1123 жыл бұрын
Man, I'm such a sucker for these videos.
@t.c.bramblett6173 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Lepidus is like "Beautiful weather in Carthage! Wish you guys were here! XOX"
@batavica18753 жыл бұрын
Nah, Lepidus is living outside of Rome because Octavian stole his territory
@Zimisce853 жыл бұрын
I send you my blessings guys. I am the Pontiff, after all.
@phi0_2 жыл бұрын
I've never been so excited for a next part in a series.
@ChristopherGittings2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@bcvetkov85342 жыл бұрын
Dude I can't wait
@jordanmince76132 жыл бұрын
still waiting 😅
@absurdcamus60263 жыл бұрын
He came back when we needed him most
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
@@Wallyworld30 the irony is that he did that immidietly after getting destroyed by Parthia
@necfreon62593 жыл бұрын
@@Wallyworld30 also seriously stop being a di ck he was obviously making a joke not being brutally sarcastic
@Wallyworld303 жыл бұрын
@@necfreon6259 Don't defend that prick. He was being an AH for no reason. We've been waiting for a HC upload for months we can be excited all we want about it.
@DarkFilmDirector3 жыл бұрын
@blorghised STFU
@totallyasmr84443 жыл бұрын
The outro music hits every time I swear
@bezahltersystemtroll50553 жыл бұрын
love that theme so much, it just exemplifies Historia Civilis
@interloop3 жыл бұрын
du du duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dudu du dudu du dudu du duuuuuuuuu du du duuuuuuuuuu
@Spazmonkey6253 жыл бұрын
You are literally one of the only youtubers that makes me drop everything to watch a video as soon as I see it uploaded.
@cfdj433 жыл бұрын
I feel like "the son of Caesar's right hand man leading a Parthian army against Rome" needs some more explaining than it gets in this video...
@renerpho3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Unfortunately the details are lost to history. We know (and he did mention this in a previous video) that Labienus was sent to Parthia to gather reinforcements. However, what happened in the years after that is a mystery.
@alanpennie80132 жыл бұрын
@@renerpho It's not that much of a mystery. Quintus was aligned with The Liberators and was exploiting Antony's incompetent government of The East to revive their cause. The Parthians supported him because it was pretty evident that Antony would invade Parthia if left alone. One weird detail supplied by Dio is that Quintus adopted the ironic title Parthicus (conquerer of Parthia).
@radar47633 жыл бұрын
"... aggravated her illness deliberatly ..." Maybe she got the news about Cleo and was heartbroken and stood with only a nightgown in the wind till she got a pneumonia. Then Anthony could have killed her just by telling the news.
@pathutchison76883 жыл бұрын
or maybe she went to bed with wet hair. sounds like something my grandma woulda claimed.
@jonahpool36103 жыл бұрын
I would watch this period drama
@TyranyFighterPatriot3 жыл бұрын
@@jonahpool3610 lol me too I can't breathe from laughing just imagining it 😂🤣
@thisissilly95442 жыл бұрын
God I hope you continue this series, can't go on re watching forever
@bwanaugonjwa24453 жыл бұрын
Historia Civillis doesn’t post often, but when he does, I drop everything.
@muhammadhammadkhan68303 жыл бұрын
Same. I watched this video in a barbershop, which is even more amusing cause I am never this early to any video, let alone a Historia Civilis video.
@NecromancyForKids3 жыл бұрын
You must have a lot of broken things.
@Colddirector3 жыл бұрын
@@NecromancyForKids He would if HC uploaded more often.
@ARISUinW0NDERLAND3 жыл бұрын
@@NecromancyForKids I can't believe no one has liked this!
@johnmcgraw14753 жыл бұрын
The second I get home I know what series I’m rewatching... again
@bruh53613 жыл бұрын
We need a remake with the intended 5 seasons
@Michael-zf4pi3 жыл бұрын
I just have to say, the way you speak, the way you put it together, just everything is perfect. I get more joy out of these then actual tv shows. I'm not laughing or anything, it's literally just entertaining to listen and watch. Great job dude.
@cfv74613 жыл бұрын
Napoleon: and then my entire army died to the winter Anthony: first time?
@LanMandragon17203 жыл бұрын
Hitler furiously taking notes... for which his father punished him terribly.
@Clever_Motel3 жыл бұрын
@@LanMandragon1720 I like to imagine there's a large circular table in hell having this conversation
@brrrrrtenjoyer3 жыл бұрын
@Deo God said the guy who killed Hitler would go to heaven.
@TS111WASD3 жыл бұрын
@Deo Where else would two warmongering dictators belong?
@adrianbundy32493 жыл бұрын
@@TS111WASD Hitler wouldn't, that is for sure. But Napoleon did in fact, do a lot of good. His worst mistake was really his egotism, which infected him by him placing his family on positions of power as a king. As for the wars themselves, while he certainly got into enough trouble from his own machinations, you cannot think that without his input, they would not have happened, do you? The moment his nation was in chaos due to revolutionaries that were lopping off heads, and now starting to be threatened by foreign powers who's monarchies also wanted to cling to power, did not want that, so Napoleon went in and fixed what was left of both problems really. And did really help revitalize, reform, and make a lot of changes that were good enough for the populace even for a long, long time after his death. Even after winning the defensive struggles vs the outside powers, the UK and some other nations continued to push him to topple and his nation collapse, because they could not stand him making a strong France, or other reasons. And we can also track this in policy. No, they would never have left him alone, and after the fourth time proving that, Napoleon needed no further reminders. I can hardly blame him if his default set after was to try and push for ending it, and further conquest. He went aggressive. But even if he did not, it would be naive to think those enemies just sit back and do nothing for the next 20 years, or that the war does not come, when he is just a bit weaker. Do not delude yourself on Napoleon.
@Sangokun13 жыл бұрын
Fluvia dies. Doctors: "She lost the will to live."
@cheerfulpessimist9523 жыл бұрын
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete?
@Novous3 жыл бұрын
Anakin totally killed padme
@redlobster11433 жыл бұрын
@@Novous technically, it was palpatine who did it
@jackj98163 жыл бұрын
@@cheerfulpessimist952 Antony draws sword “ check again “
@miguelmontenegro35203 жыл бұрын
Antony: Yeaa I mean....NOOOOOOOOO
@jlaurenpiano3 жыл бұрын
"Antony bad brain dumb dumb stupid" had me on the floor laughing for several minutes
@iliasfilip21103 жыл бұрын
The Western Empire: A perfect map The Eastern Empire: A map made by a 7 year old
@waltervanbrunchem24623 жыл бұрын
Probably because the borders of the west were mostly defined by rivers, contrary to the east, where there were more 'made up' borders.
@Πολιτεία-λ6σ3 жыл бұрын
@@waltervanbrunchem2462 You are seriously confusing 20th century Middle Eastern history with Ancient Middle Eastern history here.
@krankarvolund77713 жыл бұрын
@@waltervanbrunchem2462 Because rivers borders are totally not made up, I mean there's just thousands of rivers in Europe, it's logical to split countries following these specific rivers there :p All frontiers are made up ^^
@sunjasonjb27733 жыл бұрын
I think he just means that the shape of the land in general is really wonky
@HolyKhaaaaan3 жыл бұрын
@@krankarvolund7771 Sort of. One could build bridges and ferries over rivers to push the frontier farther away if one wanted. Caesar moved into German territory once and delcared it a triumph and a Roman accomplishment of invasion. But pragmatically, it's just easier to defend territory if you stop at a river, a mountain range, or some other natural barrier to travel. North Africa and the Middle East have deserts, but those are HYUGE. A definite border is MUCH less clear along a desert than along a river or a sudden increase in evelation.
@bp96963 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see a Historia Civilis video, I grab my popcorn and click.
@Kraghinkoff2 жыл бұрын
Dude I need the octavian saga, I CRAVE IT. I hope it continues. I love your videos. I always liked Rome but you made me fall in love with it.
@realtangerine49103 жыл бұрын
"now it might seem like i'm trying to say that antony murdered his wife, but- yeah no who am i kidding he definitely killed his wife"
@thaneofwhiterun35623 жыл бұрын
I just want to mention that it's really cool how you've steadly been elevating the quality of your videos. It's noticeable, and very much appreciated.
@BboyFever2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this series is so good! You can't leave this on a cliffhanger like this! Make one on the civil war which came after.
@JulianCastelle233 жыл бұрын
Antony was not being Caesar enough. If you are sieging a city and an army comes to relieve the city, you start building walls around the city so that you can outsiege the army as well.
@Ildskalli3 жыл бұрын
Kinda hard to do that without supplies, though 🤣
@Lucasukx3 жыл бұрын
@@Ildskalli Or trees
@mariano98ify3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucasukx when Caesar built his fortifications in North Africa in the Civil War, does he had trees enough??
@Lucasukx3 жыл бұрын
@@mariano98ify I could be wrong, but I think Roman North Africa was relatively fertile. It produced an agricultural surplus to send to Italy, and probably had a reasonable supply of local timber. Much of the near East, I think, was devoid of forests.
@mariano98ify3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucasukx not wrong at all, but fertile land =/= to a forest, just check Egypt, it was one of the most fertile and richest lands of the Mediterranean, but there was no forest, just land at the Nile to cultivate.
@wicker45263 жыл бұрын
When you fail to conquer Parthia so naturally you make your 5-year-old son the king of it
@arawn10613 жыл бұрын
To be fair the 5 year old would have probably done a better job
@lanexyz Жыл бұрын
I love how cinematic these videos feel watching them in a row
@henrybricks29533 жыл бұрын
1:36 It seems that it will fall to factionalism **Shows Dancing squares**
@aveioacosta3713 жыл бұрын
Julius Caesar from the afterlife: Man it's getting kinda hard to watch Octavian govern the west. I bet Antony is having a much better time in the East. The Roman East:
@Guanaco173 жыл бұрын
Ceasar: Why are you both like this?!
@SerunaXI3 жыл бұрын
Caesar: Man, Anthony. She had to hide in a sack and sneak up a river for me. For you, she rides in on an open boat. Why must you be this dull.
@MrRemicas3 жыл бұрын
@@Guanaco17 the empire lost its last brain cells with Caesar and Cicero.
@diarradunlap93373 жыл бұрын
@@MrRemicas Caesar's assassination was the last infection that led to the complete death of the Roman Republic. Of course, the Republic had been ailing AT LEAST from the time of the Marian-Sullan civil war.
@herbthompson89373 жыл бұрын
@@diarradunlap9337 back to the Gracchis??????
@homoperunat3 жыл бұрын
I am curious, in this video you say Venditius deserves a triumph. But in one of the Caesar videos you mentioned that to be awarded a triumph you needed to conquer territory for Rome.
@xthief10373 жыл бұрын
Anthony moves with Cleopatra's sons is something out of Crusader Kings Strategies
@patrickovsiu3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... how did he get the game about 2050 years early is anyone's guess
@xthief10373 жыл бұрын
@@patrickovsiu probably a mod
@arthurrebello9193 жыл бұрын
He was a beta tester
@Nothing-ch3dw3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurrebello919 He was a beta alright and he sure was testy.
@LordofAlkanes3 жыл бұрын
4:10 The fact that Historia Civilis is a fellow prequel memer is a cherry on top.
@Guanaco173 жыл бұрын
I laughed becuase I got the reference.
@warc93 жыл бұрын
Ye. Prequel OT and Sequel memes are all gold. Just like all the movies.