History Portrayed by Thomas

This is something I started a while back and decided to finish it. It's just another one of those stupid meme videos.

[@dumdummcstupid2414]

"Coughs and Sneezles spread diseasles." How that hasnt become a CDC or WHO slogan is beyond me.

[@davidthorp01]

Why the HELL haven’t they gone the kid friendly route? Like it would have dodged all the posturing and gotten down the brass tax of “let’s take care of each other”. Plus it’s kinda funny, we could meme it so much.

[@jamesgroccia644]

Why go through all the 6’ social distancing and mask wearing when this just gets right down to the point?

[@ToastTheThe]

@@davidthorp01 the fact that coughs and sneezles spread diseasles isn't a meme surprises me

[@davidthorp01]

Toast the Carnotaurus I mean...we’d need a nice and Iconic enough picture to make it work, and not be too cringy tho. T’would be the hard part.

[@dalekinthewater4708]

Say it, don't spray it Thomas!

[@o-tuathail]

“I don’t feel well at all” -James, 2020

[@jaxixteen]

Coughs and sneezes spread diseases

[@Thomas1Edward2Henry3]

If he said that quote in 2018, he would dissipate along with the other engines erased by the snap XD

[@randomnessetc5600]

@@Thomas1Edward2Henry3 When will you use post Classic Series footage (if you they reference something that's nowhere to be found in the Classic era)?

[@j.d.wilkes7189]

Thomas1Edward2Henry3 Are you talking about Avengers: Infinity War?

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

"Mr. Tophham,,, I don't... I don't feel well at all."

[@lordmarshal3799]

2020: Have you ever been the part of Major Historical event? People: No 2020: *Do you want to?*

[@FreedomLovingLoyalistOfficial]

A national anthems Channel. :)

[@lordmarshal3799]

@@FreedomLovingLoyalistOfficial :)

[@supertheorys1176]

No

[@lordmarshal3799]

@@supertheorys1176 2020: So anyway, I started blasting.

[@wetplant1748]

Hey guys, look there is an astroid come towards us. Great!

[@TB76Returns]

0:27 "I don't need Smelly Popes to tell me what to do" - King Duncan VII

[@hamishmonk8656]

That's 7, not 8

[@Daniel_Huffman]

But surely he'd be Duncan VI?

[@t221000]

That’s funny despite the fact that I know nothing about that historical event

[@RobTheGreenEngine]

Calling All Engines: The 100 Year’s War.

[@NixDarkLord]

Maybe Spanish Civil War

[@matthewhahn1132]

All right

[@allison122477]

Day of the diesels: world war 1

[@SoundwaveDevastation]

@@allison122477no calling all engines is ww1 and day of the diesels is ww2

[@LePenguin]

The Mexican-American war one is so accurate that I'm scared of it

[@davidbarba4055]

True that

[@juantamayo5295]

no u

[@Gordonjamesheneryproductions]

0:35 this is more accurate

[@dalekinthewater4708]

@@Gordonjamesheneryproductions that's why we are called Bri'ish. Because the tea is in the sea

[@damnedman0455]

“S’mine!” “S’not” “S’mine!” “S’not!”

[@davidthorp01]

Every war since antiquity...

[@nicholasrangel7099]

Their friend BoCo was worried.

[@jaymontgomery8566]

lol they said that right as i read this comment XD

[@opticalreality2991]

Sch’mose

[@74836]

Snot!

[@BrickSimon2007]

I feel like Scruffey being torn apart would've suited better for the collapse of the soviet union

[@evanclarke5561]

And the collapse of Yugoslavia too

[@jamesgroccia644]

“I’m comin’ apart!”

[@CraftyFoxe]

This video is genius!

[@OP-bb3vw]

CraftyFoxe Crafty! Good to see ya here

[@Randomperc]

OrigamiPenguin8 who knew

[@briccanimations]

CraftyFoxe I wasn’t expecting to see you.

[@smg5-stitchproductions312]

@@briccanimations Me too

[@smg5-stitchproductions312]

And ima fan

[@smoktephoto]

The fact that Bill and Ben arguing can portray every civil war and border dispute shows Thomas and Friends can teach kids about History and Politics at a young age.

[@generalbacon6955]

Australia loses the emu war: “Coo, doesn’t he look silly”

[@ChrisHillmon]

I feel kinda bad for laughing at the 9/11 one, but honestly it’s way too damn funny to not laugh at. XD

[@lieffian]

I laughed at it to, something about seeing cranky fall always makes me laugh

[@SPNGLovato18]

They could’ve used the Great Waterton tower falling scene (No offense)

[@racingraptor4758]

Cranky falling onto the ground is extremlly funny for some reseason

[@matthewreynoso6904]

seatheous robloxian Same!

[@frisk7951]

2:08 the fact that they’re the same colors makes it even funnier

[@gryphonnecrox2065]

“Let’s be friends.” “Suits me.” *Meanwhile in 2022:*

[@Thomas1Edward2Henry3]

I made an edit to the Civil War section because I realized using a picture of slaves during a time like this is pretty insensitive

[@Jokerfan45]

I can respect that. Good call. Everything else is very funny man. The bit with Duncan as Henry VIII was the best! Almost sounds like Henry VIII said it himself, even though he's English.

[@matthewandmurdoch3179]

Yeah, that’s probably for the best...

[@l0rdapophis]

Oh thank god, the last thing I need is for someone to try and cancel another good KZbinr.

[@TheSharpStalwart]

Good idea dude!

[@doc3652]

Good call there. This video is hilarious!

[@Im_here170]

Unfortunately all of this is Accurate

[@TheTimurdempire]

You mean fortunately

[@Im_here170]

@@TheTimurdempire yeah true they are accurate but I say that in the context that it’s sad that some of them are accurate because some of them are really messed up

[@BrendanBarney]

I had a feeling the last one was the Coronavirus

[@bittershark2150]

And It Is

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

And it was too accurate

[@skunkman9815]

Me too

[@rbercy]

100th like

[@BrendanBarney]

@@rbercy Congratulations. Here's a bag of air.

[@schmoglimacaroni5773]

As someone who loved the show as a child loves learning about history at the moment I gotta say, this video was accurate nostalgic and fun to watch all the way through.

[@arbuckle6103]

It’s sad that the “Cough Cough” is considered a part of “history” now.

[@danstallion5803]

I hope it becomes confined to history.

[@dinosaur4714]

Your mom and I have history

[@virginiarailfannoah5415]

@@dinosaur4714 Your mom's pretty historic, seeing as she's the biggest in history.

[@Kieran_Duffy]

On god

[@evilduane73]

People who made titanic: This ship can’t sink! Not even a week later Titanic: 1:21

[@a1exr0ll44]

I’m sinking!

[@TheTimurdempire]

Made

[@TheShimarioBrother]

The way you edited the Percy’s Promise Clip and the Rusty and the Boulder explosion for the Japan Bombing was hilarious 😂

[@Ethan52108]

This is just great, Magic railroad is the Thomas gold rush.

[@Thomas1Edward2Henry3]

If you think there’s a significant event missing, either I didn’t know about it or I couldn’t find a good way to portray it with Thomas, like the Egyptian Pyramids, Fall of the Roman Empire, Spanish-American war, etc. In fact some events like the Jonestown Dam Burst in 1889 wouldn’t have been put in had it not been for the perfect example with the dam exploding.

[@KH-Koenigsberg]

Other famous historical events... Julius Ceaser's Assasination, The Great Fire of Rome, Boadicea's Rebellion, The Dark Ages, The Viking Invasion, The Saxon Invasion, The White Ship Sinking, The Anarchy 1135 - 1154, Thomas Beckett's Murder, The Hundred Year's War 1337 - 1453, The Peasant Revolt 1381, The Battle of Agincourt 1415, The War of the Roses 1455 - 1485, The Battle of Bosworth 1485, The Spanish Inquisition, John Cabot's Voyage, The Spanish Armarda, Sir Francis Drake's Voyage, Guy Fawkes' Gunpowder Plot 1605, The English Civil War, The Restoration of the Monarchy 1660, The Great Plague 1665, Act of Union 1707, The Jacobite Rebellions, The Whitechapel Murders 1888 - 1891, The Fall of The Chinese Empire, The Women's Rights Movement.

[@randomnessetc5600]

Do you know what I really hate? You constantly reusing the same exact footage over and over again, is it just so you should avoid anything from Seasons 8-24?

[@t221000]

I wish you had used the impeachment of trump and you could use the clip where Sir Tophamm tells Percy “You’re a very disobedient engine.”

[@randomnessetc5600]

I wish you used the clip of many Phillips or everyone at the Little Railroad Show to portray the constant growth or shrinkage of immigrants.

[@t221000]

@@randomnessetc5600 I have no clue which scene you’re referring to

[@adrianthee2tankengine944]

“ Coughs and sneezles spread diseasles! “ is a line i will never forget.

[@max_1813]

Imagine if Cranky was at Pearl Harbour. Specifically the Alec Baldwin version.

[@n.wbrakevanstudios1005]

Throwing insults at the Japanese

[@varad6540]

😂😂😂😂

[@lindamartin7145]

Spongebob squarepants: I protrayed everything in the world. Thomas and friends: hold our coal.

[@martincraw7698]

The collapse of the Berlin Wall gag is my favorite in this. XD

[@gothnerd887]

Mine too. Mainly because it gives me this hilarious mental image. Thomas: *crashes into the Berlin Wall* Berlinian: cheers you daft engine!

[@martincraw7698]

Goth Nerd XD

[@Londonnortheasternrailway1923]

Cool

[@BoyFromBelgium99]

3:45 That one is hilarious, even from the British narrator! xD

[@NixDarkLord]

I noticed that too lmao

[@neosystem852]

3:15 is where things REALLY start to get offensive, but still hilarious. Honestly this was the most clever and funny video I’ve ever seen in the Thomas community.

[@tonydimeo1882]

So perfect 👌🏾 that Thomas with a bush symbolizes Bill Clinton

[@isaacg5438]

It’s not offensive people need to get over it.

[@neosystem852]

Isaac G ok Issac G

[@isaacg5438]

Knapford Express Spelt it wrong but I am not one to get offended.

[@neosystem852]

Isaac G I genuinely could not care less Issac.

[@johnphillips5993]

The Congress of Vienna - The end of Lady Hatt’s Birthday Party “and then the party began” Unifications of Italy & Germany - “United we stand, together we fall” Jim Crow - Percy “He’s back to bugging us!” 2016 Presidential Election - “Disgraceful! Disgusting! Despicable!”

[@t221000]

😆 yes

[@comradeopthomasthehedgehog]

You sir should be a historian, because you're a genius!

[@UsefulEngine11]

in all honesty this is pretty accurate

[@DeadpoolGames19]

Very

[@tonydimeo1882]

Yes 😂

[@brkmnly]

that was the idea

[@tankriley2712]

US: Please give it to me Afghanistan: I won’t 😂😂

[@t221000]

Every imperialist war

[@bigbigarchive]

2:29 Thomas gets a flashback to the war and other stories

[@Bluefire397]

3:11 Oh god I laughed so hard

[@jonathangermain4143]

1:54 "We're all going to the seaside" got me 😂😂😂

[@georgspielberger9780]

I lost it in Assassination of John F. Kennedy😄

[@blackbirdgaming8147]

“Oh dear, I shall have to go away” got me

[@Cassertte]

The Black Death representation Was perfect along with the great fire of London , the Boston tea party and the American revolution With the Napoleonic war and the civil war. Plus the Mexican-American war was FUNNY. And many more were also spot on.

[@jordaneriksson5417]

I know right

[@bernarda1247]

1:43 finally someone who has the actual balls to show the flag

[@siddharthman9226]

3:24 i still remember when i am 5 years old my house fully surrounded by water so we need to go to terriers amd foods are supplied in helicopter

[@RaisedLetter]

2:01 that is my favorite out of them all if you can believe it.

[@WoodenRailwayEdward]

Except for one or two, most of the clips fit well! You get a gold star! XD

[@quantumshock6620]

"They had been shut up and longed to be let out again" - about sums it up ;)

[@mikethewhizz5085]

"My brakes are on fire!" Great Chicago fire

[@lucasdiwesta1176]

*I’ve got to find more gold dust!*

[@MisterDanielTofu]

I had a feeling corona would be in this video XD This was a wonderful piece of work

[@ZAV1944]

You forgot the Lusitania sinking and the Russo-Japanese War.

[@Daniel_Huffman]

Someone on Reddit commented on my post, _Ships Portrayed by TTTE,_ suggesting the phrase, "Percy was sunk." In a case of what TV Tropes calls "Accidentally Correct Writing," he coincidentally referred to the _Lusitania's_ Second Officer Percy Hefford, who did not survive the sinking. www.reddit.com/r/thomasthetankengine/comments/gfaw2t/ships_portrayed_by_ttte/

[@comradeopthomasthehedgehog]

0:37 Accurate!

[@ToastTheThe]

We'll take it to the harbor *aNd dUmp iT iN tHe sEa*

[@Gordonjamesheneryproductions]

0:36

[@somerandomfan2012]

(Gordon Whistle) "Gordon Was Alarmed" (Goof: Wonky Eyes) I AM GORDON! STOP! STOP!

[@edsiles4297]

"We've broken away! We've broken away!" does work for several historic events

[@Ethan52108]

1:23 I love this episode now xD

[@Pooper]

The way you reuse memes to combine with other reused memes to create new memes (the 9/11 one being the Wright Brothers combined with Pearl Harbor) is the most ingenious technique I’ve ever seen. Revolutionary. This was the first time I’ve laughed in a long time. Also, what’s the font you use for the text?

[@moshedayan2810]

2:51 Tenerife pan am -get off!

[@horrorfan8785]

1:30 "Thomas the tank engine was ill" "Bother, I'm thirsty!!" Idk why, but those two sentences mix so well together. Lol!

[@erintwomey3846]

I hope Thomas feels better soon. 😟 P.S. what episode is the first line from?

[@becdoesyoutube]

@@erintwomey3846 The Runaway.

[@jessicataliyah1016]

3:30 Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortill-

[@thetaffygamer8541]

That last one was so true! We were locked up and longed to be let out again...

[@JmoOnTheBeat]

Columbus one was funny asf. It would have been funny too if you added "Rock n Roll 1955-forever" with Duncan when he was still mad at Rusty till he crashed off the rails

[@waddledee4836]

2:27 Why am I laughing WHY AM I LAUGHING

[@gregkiteos1936]

0:38 could also apply to the UK leaving the EU. EDIT: I wrote that comment before I got to the end of the video 😂

[@hngh6404]

It would be more like “We’re breaking away We’re breaking away, We’re breaking away, We’re breaking away, We’re breaking away We’re breaking away, We’re breaking away, We’ve broken away!”

[@gregkiteos1936]

@@hngh6404 It's quite a good analogy: the trucks breaking away from something strong which would have led them to prosperity, because they think being on their own would be a good laugh, only to then crash and cause thousands of pounds worth of damage (to the economy).

[@nathanthesaddletankengine]

Any one else expecting the crash that gordon had that was baised on a real crash

[@justin2308]

Which crash was that? For Gordon I mean, not just the real one.

[@nathanthesaddletankengine]

@@justin2308 the one where he crashes through a station wall and cried out "help me please"

[@scottdance593]

It’s just genius. The Princess Diana one had me screaming! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gurtison6883]

1:56 is the funniest one

[@vivisbestie4647]

“THE ENGINES HAD DECIDED TO GO ON STRIKE” I can’t stop laughing at that line 😂

[@zacjhyor]

Out of everything, "we're all going to the seaside" broke me XD

[@kyletroknya2419]

Sir Handel: Leave him to me. I’ll send him packing. Me: You tell-’em Sir Handel!

[@bentheg9793]

2:27 Can also apply to the deaths of MLK, Biggie, and Tupac

[@DoswarePictures]

Basically anyone who was shot.

[@NixDarkLord]

XXXTentacion

[@78macka]

And RFK

[@skinnysnorlax9356]

2:31 That could also be an accurate description of the messes in Iraq and Afghanistan, too. 😂😂🤣🤣

[@kfaughter4350]

As a history buff and a meme Lord, this is one of my favorite things ever

[@Nighttime-Challenger]

I saw the vid what about the 1995 Gettysburg railroad boiler explosion?

[@Unix_0]

3:36 Wasn’t this 2014 or am I wrong

[@Owoshi]

This is hilarious and so true at the same time lmao

[@james_appreciates]

"Their drivers examined a patch of *KUWAIT."*

[@davidtheshuntingengine5765]

Can we all agree that there is a thomas clip for everything?

[@SodorTrain1225]

0:57 Tell Henry that the Galapagos is beautiful!

[@matthewreynoso6904]

I will always laugh at the way Cranky screams when he falls XD!

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

This was a riot! I friggin love it.

[@Lauren-dz9fq]

I didn't expect to see you here

[@rippresting]

Is it wrong that I can remember EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE EPISODES?

[@arhivesiamintirialeluitudo8960]

@@t221000 Toby’s discovery

[@t221000]

@@arhivesiamintirialeluitudo8960 I figured that out when I watched season 5 again

[@TW_Remakes]

That one f***ing guy in the room: Actually I believe that Malaysia 370 flight was 2014 so you good sir are 99.9 percent correctly portraying history. Me: who gives a f***? XD

[@fanofthomas96]

Yes, it is in 2014

[@SpiritOfRailways]

Well atleast its in the right order...

[@Lauren-dz9fq]

2014 was a terrible year for MH

[@JohnnyMcJim]

These were pretty clever and I hope we get another "represented by Thomas" video again soon :)

[@newcourier7446]

This is so accurate, it’s painful

[@5ashll303]

Man, I don’t like the American version .

[@KH-Koenigsberg]

I don't either, the American narrators show less enthusiam and character compared to their original British counterparts.

[@Winner2004]

This is freaking 🔥bruh. This is mad creative

[@trainz8769]

I'm from the stone age, and I'm greatly offended. WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER

[@imatrainperson1195]

A good amount of this summarized most of what I learned in a year of Social Studies in just several minutes.

[@BriceInkling138]

For one moment, I thought you would have forgotten about the Spanish Flu in the history. But I suddenly realized when you did mention it in the video, I now stand corrected.

[@Thomas1Edward2Henry3]

BriceGum [rockman138] To be honest I’d the coronavirus didn’t happen I probably wouldn’t have put it in cuz I didn’t know about it till now XD

[@BriceInkling138]

@@Thomas1Edward2Henry3 Well, whilst it is true 2020 did have that flu become a pandemic, but in the same time it did start in China in December 2019.

[@BriceInkling138]

@@Thomas1Edward2Henry3 Now that it has been 3 years since this video is uploaded. Do you plan on giving it an update for 2023? The year is almost over.

[@portal4ever257]

The summer of love one LOL 😆

[@amyeliason6309]

i thought you Didn't like Michael Brandon's narration?

[@argho5329]

This is the most accurate history lesson I've ever seen

[@NWR58]

Thank you XD

[@Officialaaravd]

The church was created by Henry VII in 1533. He broke away from the pope and divorced Catherine in 1533. But EDeward VI did most of the reformation of the church

[@rocket410tv7]

Wow 0 views 7 likes 1 comment even tho there is two! Yt broke again

[@12Snowpeach]

If I was do something like this I would've used the tower crashing down in The Great Discovery for 9/11, but Tiger Moth and Cranky falling work too with Tiger Moth portrayed as Flight 11, Cranky the North Tower and Cranky's voice referring to one of the jumpers in the tower. A couple of these events as a matter of fact are actually around the exact time certain railway series books were published. For instance the Cuban Revolution happened around the same time Duck and the Diesel Engine was published in 1958 and "Keep out" happened in Dirty Work and the assassination of John F Kennedy exactly fits the timeline of Train Stops Play at 2:28 because that story was written in the railway series book Stepney the Bluebell Engine the very same year 1963.

[@leokicklighter8287]

"Go away!" "You'll be sorry!" oh jesus my face hurts

[@OfficialEdwardTheWiseEngine]

Hiro returning to Japan in season 24: American occupation of Japan ends

[@nigelrichardson4327]

All of these brought out a laugh, great work!

[@RogueAce93]

Brilliant as always!!! This even helped enlighten me a little about certain events and I’m a history major!! 😂

[@sudrianrailwaystudios676]

December 16th, 1773 People: “We’ll take those tea to the Harbour and dump it in the sea!” Captain: “Are you SURE about that?” People: *throws the tea and crates into the Sea*

[@AmericanGirlGymnasts]

The Mexican American war, Russian revolution, and Vietnam war are my favorites lol. Love this.

[@theresadeady587]

2:43 what episode.

[@MSR_Studios]

Yeah. Seems about right