Worst Item In EVERY Premier League Club Shop

[@orangelighting5633]

Alfie has always struck me as the type of dude who's idea of a wild time is having sugar with his tea so glad to see him let the hair down with this one.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Either that or hes going down on coke and hookers every 20 minutes There are only two options.

[@nicholastricarico2957]

Quite.

[@lachlanjones7251]

Alfie has no business being this funny 💀

[@Communist_Gangsta]

The small bodybuilder rodent bit was honestly like something a stand up comedian would say

[@lovefan7694]

The guy's a generational linguistic gem

[@dvdv8197]

This is the quality journalism we've come to know and love from Alfie. 😂😂

[@bababababababa6124]

I just love how he hated the Arsenal trench coat so much, he compared it to the Belgian atrocities in Congo 😂😂😂😂I love Alfie

[@dvdv8197]

@@bababababababa6124 yeah that one made me chuckle as well haha 😂

[@archstanton6102]

He is softening his viewers up to bring in Alfie & HITC 7's merchandise.

[@g00dbyemisterA]

The “death to yemeni children” bit had me wheezing. Alfie having the ability to riff is a delight

[@GorgeDawes]

I am the proud owner of an official Aston Villa branded football pump. I acquired it partly so that I could display my lifelong passion for the Villans whenever I am pumping up a football but mainly because it was on offer for 50p in the bargain bin at Villa Village and I figured that I was unlikely to see a cheaper one anywhere else.

[@jamesruddock9596]

Great deal

[@gandalf_thegrey]

my man has made a banger deal

[@jamesm3471]

I would love to buy a “Get Well Soon” card for each of my friends’ favorite clubs - to troll them of course, after their team loses. If the loss happens to be particularly brutal, the card might even arrive with flowers.

[@SafE29]

thats pure evil man. i love it.

[@lalitthapa101]

As someone who has never gone or shopped from any of the PL Club shops,I 100% agree with this.

[@bababababababa6124]

As someone who’s only ever gone to my local league 1 team shop, I also agree 😂

[@alehlete830]

Southampton one the joke made was nice about how when they get a good player a bigger club comes gets them

[@roaarylion5214]

Why

[@roaarylion5214]

@@bababababababa6124 so not Liverpool

[@dejankulusexy4472]

@@bababababababa6124 what team

[@antlereddruid8359]

"and where have they hidden the body - well" that one sent my rolling off my couch, well done Alfie.

[@adrano_]

Hilarious video. Actually found myself laughing out loud through most of it

[@soundscape26]

Same... if there's a video where Alfie could freely explore his wit it was this one.

[@shaunstelfox1718]

That crude oil joke was gold 🤣🤣

[@bravosierra2447]

That ‘tiny dumbell designed for a small rodent’ is the best item 😂

[@mr.sarcastic4679]

This was honestly one of the most enjoyable videos i remember recently, well done. You definitely should do similar ones in the future, not related to a specific club/player, but something like this, away from the pitch

[@PaulBeenisYourFriend]

That Leeds hockey jersey is actually better than my local NHL team's most recent addition and it costs less than most of the tshirts they sell

[@shawklan27]

What's your local NHL team?

[@MCKevin289]

God I hate fanatics

[@soundscape26]

The Ottoman Storage Box... just brilliant. 😂 Also, Trincão (with a K sound on that C) plays for Sporting not Benfica.

[@BOABModels]

When Pompey's kit was made by Rugby brand Canterbury of New Zealand, our club shop sold their fashion range too which was sort of understandable as they weren't a well established brand in the UK. I couldn't think of anywhere else where their stuff was sold and it was quite nice. I'd be interested to know your opinion of the Hull City shop too, Alfie.

[@Jack-nr1nn]

Everyone in New Zealand has a pair of Canterbury side zip pants lol

[@seymourskinner571]

“Who the hell is paying 1,200 fat ones…” Alfie, I love you man, never change 😂

[@sonofliberty1]

I really needed something light-hearted like this today. Cheers.

[@Maow_maow]

Quite right Alfie, there is no possible scenario in which a rat would shop on the Nottingham Forest online store. I'm still figuring out whether or not he would use a dumbbell, will get back to you on that.

[@shahzebhasan9995]

A bonus episode of Alfie looking at the Hull City store would be awesome!

[@gregortriggs5936]

Just got home from hospital after a bad case of sepsis and this video gave me some much needed laughs , so thank you for that Alfie

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

Indeed, I’m day 13 post op retinal detachment surgery- my right eye is only just hanging on from laughing (Get well soon mate)

[@654jimbob654]

I would question who actually buys this tat, but then I remembered that I attended a house viewing a few years back and one of the rooms was nothing but a literal shrine to Steven Gerrard, complete with many items similar to the ones included in this video. The person selling the house must have had a dozen different versions of those framed photos similar to what Chelsea were selling for exorbitant prices, all featuring the Liverpool and Villa legend.

[@Beansontoast93911]

The worst item that is sold in Crystal Palace’s stadium is obviously 90% things you can buy in the Sainsbury’s

[@clayneid]

Enjoy your serious videos to no end, but excited to see what type of to trash these teams sell lol

[@Godfish23]

Alfie: I’m rambling so I will try speed up 5 minutes later: so I’m just saying a small rodent couldn’t use a dumbbell because of a lack of dexterity Never change Alfie

[@torernning8652]

If any other football channel had this topic I would be surprised, but not when it comes from our good old pal Alfie. Great stuff as usual.

[@DansBoringChannel]

The Wolves ones are particularly insane. Who is buying a £20 t-shirt for a loan player at the best of times?

[@faeembrugh]

I once went to St Pauli's club shop and everything, of course, had a skull and crossbones on it which is a bit macabre if you bought your toddler a black rompersuit covered in symbols of death.

[@dinohermann1887]

It's a pirate symbol first and foremost, at least accoring to them (I'm an Hamburger SV sympathizer, the rival club of St. Pauli). 🔵⚪️⚫️

[@AtTheBridgePod]

Spurs sell a blow up Premier League title, ironically the closest they’ll get to having a title

[@lalitthapa101]

Lord above😭

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Hah!

[@golgotha3938]

It's because they always blow them up at the start of the season with title talk but inevitably start to go soft after a few games and before you know it, it goes flat and they let their fans down again 👍.

[@AtTheBridgePod]

@@golgotha3938 haha! 😂

[@nottom7551]

that villa skill ball joke did really make me laugh

[@Ramtamtama]

With regards to the single Forest earring, the reason for it being single is because we have a relatively large LGBTQ+ community in Nottingham, and a lot of the males have just a single pierced ear (tradition and all), and a large alt scene where a good number have one lobe stretched and the other normal, or wear a different style in each ear. Selling a pair, therefore, would render one superfluous. Just justifying why it's a single, not why it exists.

[@ColinGLogan]

Calling American chocolate "barely chocolate at all" is a ridiculous thing to say, far too generous to such an abomination

[@biffmuncher23]

Leave my AFCB branded ottoman alone. It's a perfect place to keep my charcoal dressing gown and branded flat cap. My 5m cherries tape measure was very convenient when measuring up the ottoman also.

[@aliceunchained28]

Wolves essential range is fully essential for the average "one to wash one to wear" wolves fan. I've never met one who wasn't wearing a wolves shirt or with a wolves tattoo lol.

[@mohammadabidrashid7482]

Tbf, the Villa Range Rover makes more sense than the other clubs seeing how JLR is not just a Birmingham based firm, but a really popular symbol for the West Midlands car industry history as a whole.

[@tarvivor]

I have not laughed this much in a long time. 🤣 As an Arsenal fan, I might buy that jacket... if it ever goes to 95% off. I wish my club had a Trivial Pursuit game though, jealous of that! 🤣

[@zweimeterzwerg]

Bloke from Dresden here. I know it might sound weird, but to be part, not butt, of a joke containing the bombing of my hometown felt kind of refreshing. Thanks mate :) Great content as always!

[@samgardiner585]

Why the Spurs Garden Gnome isn’t on here is beyond me, was a staple of the old club shop at White Hart Lane

[@cosycow]

I love that you did a lighter topic for this video, couldn't stop laughing throughout this one. Incredible banter Alfie 😂

[@theredheadproject]

The Leeds shop just selling standard Adidas products reminds me of when during the 2018 WC, I was trying to get the new England home shirt. Everywhere online had sold out, but I managed to find and buy one from the Tottenham online shop. Obvious to say I'm not a Suprs fan.

[@mrgreatbritain]

This is the best video topic you’ve done for a while, definitely unique!

[@PelleLolWut]

6:07 Alfies delivery nearly made me spit out my drink

[@139Gaming]

Ngl if I supported Bournemouth I'd get the storage box

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

So would I, tbh.

[@vjaska]

This did make me chuckle - I also have to admit I did buy an Arsenal armband many years ago so guilty as charged

[@mattymaloy3949]

We are now officially in the late stages of HITC 7s

[@mrdimitroff]

I hadn't laughed like this for a while. Cheers, Alfie

[@mariosin3256]

I like how his family is 3rd

[@ben6345]

Alfie, if you'd have made this video a few weeks ago you would have found a T-Shirt for Sale on the Nottingham Forest store, that was simply a white tee with "NF" on it, Forest fans quickily pointed out the National Front connection on Twitter and it was swiftly removed.

[@bretton_woods]

or maybe they sent them to the Chelsea club shop?

[@KansasCowpoke]

As a yank, thank you for your condolences about our chocolate. It’s truly our greatest burden to bear 😢

[@samuelschonenberger]

I actually believed the MBS joke for a second, paused the video in shock and then continued the video

[@canderson7776]

That West Ham have their actual players model their merch is honestly pretty cool.

[@BLCKSMTHApparel]

A lot of former players and legends like Carlton Cole and Brooking model them too

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Yeah, that's cool.

[@mustafaabdulsahib9317]

alfie i love how brave you are by making jokes on corrupt owners, keep being honest

[@insertnamehere865]

honestly this is one of the best videos you have ever made its class

[@aaronwilson7947]

As a west ham fan i can confirm we all sit down and pray to our murals of Mark Noble in pray we dont get anymore injurys

[@happy_capybara]

Seen a few of those Adidas camo shorts being worn around Leeds city centre. Must be a popular item 🤣

[@LuigiLuigi728]

Laughed so hard at this video, I love Alfie’s humour so much 😂😂

[@nicholastricarico2957]

You know what? I like Ottoman storage boxes. They're versatile and useful, and this one is reasonably priced? Shout-out to Bournemouth.

[@ryanwilliams8750]

Blasphemy. Doggos in team kit is a wonderful wholesome thing! And those curtains were so disgusting and hideous how did that not make it as the object. Whoever decided on creating that and putting it in the store needs to be fired what a disgrace 😂

[@stepheng8779]

Trying to get dogs to support your team is cruel, they'll always be Rovers fans

[@Cradien]

This is exactly the kind of stuff that mainstream media wouldn't talk about!

[@smileyweb1901]

Good to see some well deserved recognition for weetabix minis on this channel. Keep up the top stuff Alfie.

[@soundscape26]

You could have added a bonus Hull City store review... they're not in the Premier League but we wouldn't have minded.

[@Rem-Brandt]

The Brighton one looks cute the dog and the shirt

[@clunkCA]

Alfie smoking the Leeds U hockey jersey goes so insanely hard and is better than like 10 NHL jerseys

[@ze5258]

This is one of your most entertaining videos of all time, loved it 😂

[@bhew7409]

in the late 90's I got a mouse mat, hat and a mug from the Man United store, I still have the mug! Jokes aside that mugs over 20 years old now and I have grown kind of attached to it 😁

[@brianpenney7]

Bournemouth card on lay away only 0.17 a month what a bargain in these difficult times

[@jimbob-robob]

£1200 for a match worn shirt!!! No wonder dad has got the kids holding placards all asking for shirts at match end!!

[@marienbad2]

Never ever worry about waffling on, mate, we love it, and don't mind. Your sarcastic tone is perfect for this kind of video as well!

[@Boxing-Content]

I feel your criticism of Chelsea was too harsh. Beside me is a blue wooden duck with a Chelsea badge. I've named him Quackalele.

[@blurescent9891]

Cant wait to gift my Grandmother a pair of Brighton & Hove Albion curtains for Christmas. Thanks HITC for the recommendation 10:09

[@ethandalton6480]

Imagine going to someone's house and seeing that garish Bournemouth ottoman 😂

[@rejectivity]

we need to continue this series with Championship, League 1 and League 2 clubs!

[@ze5258]

The small rodent bit was genuinely brilliant

[@suzannelooms7658]

I was looking at a handicraft stall today with items from Latin America. I browsed the ponchos and looked at the pattern on a bright blue one. It was celebrating Everton FC. Oh dear

[@williamcross210]

There is an Everton team that plays in Chile en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everton_de_Vi%C3%B1a_del_Mar

[@seaninnes7600]

I'm only on Bournemouth at the time of writing and I can guarantee nothing will Top Stoke City selling Oatmeal in there shop

[@nathanb286]

Most useless/worst thing at Spurs - the trophy cabinet

[@MikeOxtinks]

It's the history of the Tottenham

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

@@MikeOxtinks Hi there, Giorgio.

[@teem4800]

Trincão is at Sporting on loan from Barca pal

[@ZENN-LA74]

Spot on, Alfie. As a Wolves fan I absolutely detest even hearing Trincaò's name much less, seeing it on a T-shirt. What rubbish. Although, I will admit wiping me bum with his tee might actually be therapeutic. Dunno. Cheers, m8. Much love from NYC! Wolves ay we!

[@lewdogg2247]

Your real followers enjoyed this

[@MultiRani10]

Alfie has got me good with the Crude oil. I thought that was the best joke of the video, until the MBS shirt and baby yoda came along

[@bentn13]

I will say that in the fashion industry "essential" means "basics"

[@djalland1]

The image chosen at 13:12 made me laugh pretty hard; a man who also has nothing new, interesting or even amusing to say. Perfect!

[@mashiah1]

Can you please do - "What's the hell is going in Leicester city?"

[@teem4800]

kind of has done already

[@michaelay4900]

Day 6: 7 less known/competitive top-flight leagues that saw world class players played in there. (For example the Hong Kong Premier League) (Preferably those who attracted these players throughout a longer time, rather than the oil money leagues that only do so in recent years)

[@JonasRodgers]

7:05 comedy genius

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

I’ve previously mildly chuckled along with Alfie. But this is gold. A discourse on Rodents in a gym was more than us mere mortals deserve And now I’m off to my club’s website shop. Looking for a larf…

[@lprgeddes2017]

Honestly, not sure why any comedian has a job after this epic performance. Oh wait, it's to show just how fantastically patronising Alfie is to anything not "essential".

[@william_workman]

There was a Brighton Guess Who from their 1st season in the prem and was there for a number of seasons. Would've loved to see that here.

[@goncalodias605]

15:55 Correct me if I’m wrong, but that seems like it has a leeds badge below the adidas logo. Still hideous though. Also Trincão is not on loan at Benfica, but at Sporting

[@ianhunter5376]

Pretty sure Spurs and Wolves mean Essential as in the type of clothing is essential in a guy's wardrobe. Not that the actual items in the shop are essential for you.

[@franciscoricca8309]

Btw, Francisco Trincão now plays for SPORTING CP, and not Benfica...

[@antwhite3899]

Who doesn't need a Bournemouth tape measure?

[@bandulad7695]

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[@asaftrainin7676]

As someone from America, the chocolate here sucks ass.

[@MC-xv2tn]

Alfie letting loose is a nice little treat.

[@SquirrelSeb84]

Alfie taking no prisoners with the Newcastle owners: *chef’s kiss*

[@kara0kech1ck]

The Southampton trivial pursuit is going on my Christmas list.

[@anophelesnow3957]

On the sales page it is possible to zoom in and read some questions. Here is one for you. "How many league clubs did Mick Channon play for?" ????

[@vankallahan59]

A toy labelled as "used under adult supervision" is a legally required warning when the product contains small parts. That doesnt mean that the product is produced for adults, it just means that adults should watch kids playing with it, as even kids older than 3 yo. can put small items in their mouth and potentially suffocate. Sorry to correct your otherwise brilliant video

[@Mark-uh3un]

This is one of your funniest videos yet, keep it up 👍

[@fahim113]

This was a joy to watch! Funniest thing I've seen in ages!

[@TheKirbyT]

You can't be hating on the Arsenal puffy coat! It's an Wenger classic!

[@DanB.0]

Hilarious, the LFC appliances joke killed me lol