Hitler and the Taliban arms deal disaster

Hitler tries to negotiate an arms deal with the Taliban to help with his war on the Dino Romance novels.
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[@privateerbouncher9622]

Jodl’s “Negotiate with American!” Was his best response so far, also perhaps one of the most clever ideas he got.

[@enzooliveiradacruz2549]

0:47 Krebs 😂😂😂

[@tangkhul_Tekken]

"Good, dont get beheaded." Lmfao. I did nazi that coming. 😂😂😂

[@chicks4503]

@jacksmith6015 Fun fact USA pulled out themselves

[@egoisticaxis6063]

Why douse Hitler need Taliban weapons when he has the pencil of doom.

[@edwinhuang9244]

The pencil of doom has been infected by the dinosaurs.

[@watcher1258]

@@edwinhuang9244 LOl

[@giantboop5189]

Ngl, the pencil of doom would be the most fitting to end the dinosaurs

[@egoisticaxis6063]

An asteroid would be better

[@TheUnforgiven59]

Pencil of doom can destroy everything.

[@ashtzy9682]

The fish never gets old🤣

[@dkstudioart]

I had never heard of "Dino romance novels", looked it up, now I feel as disgusted as Hitler. lol

[@denverkweh1642]

Perhaps sending the Dino novels to the Talibans really will force them to help Mein Failure? It sounds good.

[@tenmiltenmil1770]

❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍♥️♥️♥️

[@defendord4265]

😂 What's it about? I never heard of it either

[@Thai536]

@@defendord4265 💗

[@brett9675]

How does this stuff EXIST???!!!!

[@stryfe7467]

I had a feeling that this would happen

[@Larakinerd]

Same, and I was buzzing for the video. 😂

[@FeralPlumber]

Some day, HRP must do the ENTIRE MOVIE......that just might be epic.

[@EuropeYear1917]

Hitler Rants Parodies Presents: “Finding Berlin: The Feature Film”

[@stephenwells6434]

He's come pretty close with some of his parodies.

[@lNGSOC]

@@stephenwells6434Like what?

[@stephenwells6434]

@@lNGSOC His series "The Assassination of Hitler" uses a lot of scenes that aren't commonly used in Downfall parodies, and "The War of the Hitlers" is only five minutes shorter than the actual movie (though some of that comes from clips of other movies).

[@toddwebb7521]

But I don't want the dino perverts to win. Unlike Fegelein I don't fantasize about being taken by a T rex

[@jeremyheintz1479]

Let me tell you, being forced gay by a T-Rex is no laughing matter.

[@RagnarokArrives]

"Don't cry. It wasn't our money." That's what Biden said.

[@yamato0965]

The 100 million will actually cost 0 dollars!

[@nathanbanks7091]

@@yamato0965 "100 million will reduce the deficit."

[@romanb4927]

Blödsinn

[@vbadimothebadassjackass8011]

Tbh, it was better for Steiner to return empty-handed than Steiner not returning at all. The Taliban showed mercy, which is surprising considering how…brutal they can be.

[@pandaprewmaster325]

I love how you somehow implement Stalin in this vids it's just creative

[@zahidaamjad3371]

Its the real translation

[@zahidaamjad3371]

He actully said stalin

[@pandaprewmaster325]

@@zahidaamjad3371 I know

[@casinodelonge]

not to mention the fish!

[@pandaprewmaster325]

@@casinodelonge trueee

[@brendonrutherford5118]

This is so well done & especially the actor playing Hitler. Good light hearted entertainment just for a laugh!!

[@sholihinsholihin3150]

Yes... this is very good.. thanks..I feel like living in 1939... this is damn real..

[@nickpatricks2757]

It's also informative

[@waynebrown616]

" I even paid for first class delivery " 😂

[@ospreyphil8995]

I love how in the Hitler-verse it’s simultaneously 1945 and 2021

[@MoeMoe-bb5ls]

Krebs : I object to this deal and so does my fish

[@professord1522]

As an American, the scariest thing about this parody is that your parody versions of Hitler and his staff have a better understanding of the Taliban than do President Biden and his entire administration.

[@casinodelonge]

Mind you, the fish had a better understanding of the Taliban than the Trump administration.

[@vincentho3964]

No, it's Trump. Trump got trumped.

[@bitwyswiata349]

You still dont understand? What was he supposed to do? Ask their president: "Excuse me, will you be loyal?" It would help of us, you know? Its even better US Forces have flied, at least they werent surrounded.

[@denysmkhize2379]

To be fair, Barack and Don the Con set up the disaster that was August 2021.

[@libertylover2597]

I'd like to see Hitler and Biden phone call video.

[@sevenstepsurvival]

“Jurassic smut war” 😅😂🤣

[@vincentveryvile5051]

I am afraid to look up this 'Dino Romance Novels', it sounds like scalies' fanfiction.

[@jerrypocha3707]

Nope, I looked it up, they really exist.

[@joangordoneieio]

AND Dino Homoerotica!

[@mikedf2169]

It worse that none of them are at the very least anthropomorphic. Because that's like, ancient beastiality.

[@stupididiot7565]

Alt title: Hitler and the dino romance crisis 4, the failed attempt of Taliban negotiations

[@pakboimsal8498]

Alt Alt title:Hitler and the dino romance crisis 3.5

[@TheLatiosnlatias02]

What's the deal about the whole dino romance crisis?

[@stupididiot7565]

The deal is that Hitler had millions to trillions of reichmarks in his credit card, he planned to buy copies of his famous book "Mein Kampf" but someone sabotaged and used his credit card to buy books that make Hitler have nightmares about. Those are the dino romance books. He desperately do anything to prevent them such as the bombardment of reichmazon and it's book deliveries (reichmazon is basically a Nazi Germanic version of Amazon). He also spread propaganda to burn the books because he stated that the dino romance crap could destroy the Reich, possibly even worse than the soviets invading Berlin. It was then revealed that the treacherous Fegelein, Himmler and the Waffen SS is the mastermind of this nightmarish shit. Hitler made a request to Himmler to help him, but Himmler being a sicko, he instead wrote a Novel with it's plot is basically and I quote, "Hitler goes gay and gets f by a T Rex", he is also desperate to order weapons from Afghanistan since the US-Afghan war is over and US is basically "too expensive" he says. Afghanistan is a cheaper choice but wasted a million or a billion reichmarks. Many have succumbed into the sick thing.

[@stupididiot7565]

Spoiler alert

[@TheLatiosnlatias02]

@@stupididiot7565 I see. I'm not surprised Fegelein had his hands in this mess too

[@cordyceps7531]

It would’ve been funnier if he wanted the weapons to win the war or to kill Fegelein over this weird Dino book thing

[@ANDREALEONE95]

He knows that used them against Dino books shall have more chances to succeed.

[@cordyceps7531]

@@ANDREALEONE95 again but in English

[@Jeffysvideos]

I was there. It took FOREVER to console mein failure. There is a new strategy afoot, however. Now, you will need a government home inspection. After you pass, you will be issued a passport which will verify that you have been inoculated against dino smut. Restaurants are already demanding such passports. Together, we will defeat this contagion of foul mind poisoning! Also, remember to stay six feet away from anyone that exhibits symptoms of having “enjoyed” so-called dino “romance” books.

[@chrishager1783]

Jodl. Krebs. Keitel. Burgdorf

[@bonagorv2s976]

I love Krebs and his fish

[@jonatanmoewe9983]

Its surprisingly hard to follow the wrong translated undertitels when you actually are Austrian citizen and your native language is German 🤯 😆

[@30cal23]

After living in Bavaria for 3 years yeah that is hard to deal with sometimes, just get really drunk then watch a bunch of English war movies (SPR and the like) it's way easier then although I'm not native to Austria or Germany so might not work for you but worked for me *HIC*

[@kamilziemian995]

These are great "wrong translated" undertitels, so following them is worth the price. 😉

[@TheUnforgiven59]

Is this allowed in Austria?

[@lth9282]

I have never heard of "Dino Romance novels", and at this point, I'm too afraid to look it up.

[@humamtaher9039]

I did and can say, don't do it

[@cathyaudette1060]

You mean to say that's a real thing!!??

[@blockifahad6412]

Look it up you have to suffer like i did looking it up

[@weegee_darthno4045]

Don't do it, its cursed

[@theactingace]

He may have to receive help from… STALIN!

[@colinmccarthy7921]

What Hitler should ,is to negotiate the vast stock of V1 and V2 Rockets he had left over from WW2 as his payment to the Taliban.The Taliban would accept that.

[@jackpontiac52]

Not after Hogan and Kinchloe fiddled with the Gyro's so they would Hit Berlin !

[@misteriwa]

The shaking hand scene, SO memorable from seeing the original Hitler rant videos when I was like 12.

[@adlibbed2138]

Imagine befriending the enemy of your enemy just to fought against a couple of books

[@daz7052]

The last time I was this early WW1 didn’t take place yet

[@Ephraim225]

Why dinosaurs in the first place anyways? There are plenty of other sexy monsters. Like Medusa! You can't not be rock solid in her presence.

[@rosaria8384]

I love how this relates to history. Nazi censorship involved the use of force as well, just like how Dolfy tried to use force to purge dinosaur pornography. Very clever, HRP

[@brianwilling9403]

I can't see how all these actors can keep a straight face and without busting up? I wonder how many takes they do on each of these? They need to do an out takes/ blooper video.

[@chicks4503]

It's not really funny, considering the high stakes situation and the REAL audio.

[@yesyesyes671]

I would be happy if Borris Johnson would continue the mission in Afghanistan

[@beefboylatestestorona3963]

They have lost trillions can't afford to lose more although the lives don't count.

[@yesyesyes671]

@@beefboylatestestorona3963 what if they place a bomb

[@beefboylatestestorona3963]

@@yesyesyes671 u reap what u sow.

[@hitlerrantstheories4062]

@@yesyesyes671 NET.

[@garethbarnes3680]

Utterly superb work yet again! Has Fergeline been blamed for Global warming or the M25 protesters?

[@treyowen9213]

This is why we NEVER negotiate with terrorists!

[@charliepearce8767]

"Good. Don't get beheaded !"

[@codyvon.]

@@user-ui9cf1dm3l They lied

[@Patrickwwy2168]

It's kina confusing when you know German and understands what Hitler says, but there is English subtitles

[@jazzjackson9875]

I don't like being scammed and neither does my fish 🐠

[@ENTERTAININGVIDEOS1]

Something is Fishy!!!

[@User-lo6oe]

the taliban actually might start reading them novels if you translate them in their local languages

[@devilmaycry1786]

The Americans tried that and it fail miserably that's why they had to retreat badly.

[@Earthl]

11 minutes?? Man.

[@dzoniemco6929]

Bravo. As far as I know the longest vid so far a small movie of its kind. Great to watch keep on this work and bring us more of Mr. FEGELAIN HAHA

[@dzoniemco6929]

FeeeegelaaaaiN hahhhaaa

[@NuclearAtomic]

Or yer could have purchased weapons from the black market and underground contacts, yer'd get illegal and banned weapons that could turn the war in yer favor, just sayin'. Another option, read Richard Marcinko's Rogue Warrior series of books and to look at his Ten Commandments of SpecWar.

[@oliversherman2414]

Keep up the great stuff

[@zaynevanday142]

Would of been funnier if the delay was the banks 3 day transfer policy 😂

[@watcher1258]

Plot Twist:The Talabim was sending the Dino Romance novels to Germany & thanks to Hiller got a 100 million out of the whole thing 😁

[@garciarogerio6327]

"Dont't get behead*d" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@antoniothehedgehog6098]

Awesome

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel

[@mykahlifischer379]

These videos are addicting.

[@nwofoe2866]

a week earlier, Hitler could have made it to Switzerland through Bavaria.

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

Maybe if they send it to Soviets, they'll help them to this crisis too. That'd be great. (Fuck, this series is great.)

[@ria-zul-zannah7100]

Hitler : *If we fail, the whole Europe will be ravaged by the Raptors including my beloved Germany! But I think Steiner can stop this!* Krebs : *My führer! Steiner is taken by the T-Rex!*

[@lorrycamill6502]

Sending his General to Afghanistan 🇦🇫 don’t come back without your head 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yamato0965]

"Dinosaurier Liebesromane?! YA YA YA YA YA!"

[@johndconqueror555]

Don't get beheaded 😂

[@wilsongardener6069]

"Imagine my reaction if it ends up turning out Im funding the very perverts Im trying to defeat. The greatest self-defeat of all time!" I cant tell if hitler is talking about himself and the dino war or biden and the Afghanistan war (?)

[@Ozziemick]

Someone should fart in that crowded bunker. That will send Dolfy losing it.

[@marshallgrek997]

It took me a moment to realise what it was referenced. Then i remembered.

[@casinodelonge]

I'm going to have to google this bloody Dino Romance thing now. "Gotta love me"!

[@willowtree7343]

"And so does my Fish" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a complete Genius :)

[@berniehouser1619]

These rants are hilarious. Are the video clips from the movie Downfall, starring Bruno Ganz?

[@lupea8079]

Alex Jones is banned from the internet. But Hitler gets his own KZbin channel?? Strange world....

[@hitlerrantsparodies]

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[@allen-rp3gm]

"don't get beheaded" LOL!

[@HunterKillerSub]

1:45 best part of the video

[@utkarshg.bharti9714]

LOL! Fun fact: German weapons in those days were more advanced than the Allied ones, including USA's.

[@thetinker3924]

and poor hitler born 1889 is just a little too ole to comprehend todys life style and happenings

[@superyamky]

WWIII coming soon

[@louisbeerreviews8964]

Don’t be sliy

[@Mysterious_Person.87]

Grab the Pop corn, soda, sofa, and a Glasses to watch the show 😎😎😂😂😂

[@DontMessWithAcid]

try making an episode where Hitler gets interrupted by titanfall viper

[@nikhilganesh1438]

Don't get beheaded 😂 LOL!

[@kidpagronprimsank05]

serious question. how long those equipment will lasts?

[@ascensionindustries9631]

Jurassic Smut is the name of my new punk rock band.

[@Shadow16910]

Do Hitler gets a gift from fegelein as a apology for his antics but it's a dino romance book

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

you should've used the extended cut where Krebs negotiates with the soviets and have Chuikov play the role of the Taliban negotiator

[@akatsuki0]

Jurassic smut wars😂😂

[@timenavigator9643]

Top notch lmao

[@Wall562]

Bravo, bravo.

[@terrahertz5284]

Jurrasic smut? Never heard of it, but I'm sure it can't be too bad. I'll go research it now and report back in a moment.

[@BackroomsSlayer]

"Dont cry, it wasnt our money."

[@robleary3353]

Bril! Nuff said! 🤣

[@michaelarsaadyatma]

I dont understand the german have technology to create icbm (A9/A10) and weapon of mass destruction the size of a pencil but need weapon from the taliban

[@markh.6687]

Some of the German weapons consumed so many valuable resources with few results, while seriously affecting other weapon production. Minister of Armaments Speer tried to steer Hitler away from some of the weapon to save resources. The Pencil of Doom was one of them. Hitler would not be dissuaded from the Pencil, despite the fact that it cost him the resources to defeat the Dino books, and the Pencil was shown to be ineffectual against rampant lust.

[@michaelarsaadyatma]

I mean he could get weapon from his allies like franco or hirohito

[@markh.6687]

@@michaelarsaadyatma By that time, Japan needed all the weapons it could produce, Franco was highly unreliable and could never supply enough weapons, and Mussolini was out of power, so the Beretta factories were not available to the Reich either. Hitler should have stopped looking for Berlin long enough to realize this.

[@superabdoking5372]

@@markh.6687 well, what do you suggest, certinally there is a way to beat back these stupid books and their effects

[@markh.6687]

@@superabdoking5372 I suggest everybody just ignore the books; they're not going anywhere anyway. Not like the Germans don't have a kinky bone in their body either. Why, I heard that Eva Braun and Frau Goebbels....trampoline. There's more important things to worry about at this point for the Third Reich, like blaming Fegelein for everything der Failure has done wrong so far.

[@donmcgibbon6575]

'' Don't be dumb and be a smartie, Come and join the Nazi Party... '' (Mel Brooks - song, ''Springtime For Hitler'' in ''The Producers'')

[@howelltaylor6774]

You joke now but the most peaceful time in Afghanistans history was when it was partnered with Germany. Before WW2 Afghan army was equipped by Germany. That period and just after was the hight of Afghans culture and it was mostly influents be Germany. There was flights from Kabul to Berlin. The King of Afghanistan Understood what was needed but look it up if you don't believe me...Deo Vindice

[@hailtothejew9446]

It wasn't German influence that made Afghanistan stable, it was the Monarchy, nor was the King a German sympathizer. He was stuck between Soviet, British, and French holdings so choosing either side was a bad decision so he played both to advantage. The downfall came when the country was coup'd into a 'republic' and then taken by religious zealots. The US actually had the ability to reinstall the king for half a decade, and there was a majority support in the country to do so.

[@raoulheinrichvonmerten4851]

Moneke is my favourite.

[@ugottabekiddingd1999]

2:02 idk german but this line sounds like: "they will capture berlin and torture us" is that what it actually means lemme know

[@blockifahad6412]

He said "the battle of berlin is the fatefull battle of germany"

[@dwbv00]

🤣😂🤣 how did I know he was gonna be scammed....🤣😂

[@giantboop5189]

Why doesn't the Reich just negotiate with Koller to get 50% of his stash of lighters?

[@nukefish2295]

Idea:Send all the books to Afghanistan!

[@luisemoralesfalcon4716]

Did Biden and Hitler studied together? Edit: at 10:09 is all governments everywhere.

[@soumyajitsingha9614]

Lol Mohnkey and monkey didnt sound different at all

[@gabrielm8263]

Feldmarszałek uciekł pierwszy 😁

[@kramden77]

What movie is this from ?

[@habibyousufzai7375]

For all the Americans who blame Afghan government for surrender to Taliban , let me tell you that Doha agreement of US was a also a surrender to Taliban, The Taliban did not shot a bullet at US Army while they were abandoning their allies in the middle of the most complicated war on terror, the agreement gave the Taliban a global political platform and their sponsor (Pakistan ) the audacity to support Taliban openly , The US and NATO could not defeat Taliban in 20 years by spending Trillions of dollars , How do you expect the Afghan government to do so alone ?

[@maryabdi2527]

👍👍👏

[@TheLatiosnlatias02]

Shouldn't it be Euros since Germany is with EU? Dollars are for US, Australia, NZ, Canada.

[@ralphdeshon9710]

Don't get beheaded, funny 🤣

[@RMS-Titanic1912.]

Balance Balance Balance Balance

[@FayazAhmad-yl6sp]

A militia force VS World most modren armies of Superpower USA and NATO countries. Tomorrow what historians will write about the humiliting defeat of USA and NATO forces by Talibans small militia in Afghanistan.

[@vernonsaayman9741]

This is,,skreeusnaaks!,,

[@hassaanahmad7453]

Oh its ww1 alliance between germany and Afghanistan