Hitman 2016 - Episode 3 - Swedish Massage

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[@britishcorgi2404]

this turned from a massage to no Russian in seconds

[@CrimsonGamer99]

No Swedish

[@britishcorgi2404]

ahahahaha yeah

[@Robbaz]

Allow my slender hands calm you senses. This one might be a bit over the top. Unlisted: Twitter/Facebook early access.

[@MozzyFX]

Mass shooting over the top? Nah

[@ArchSpawn]

he was controlling the disease

[@SWATRIOTCNTRL]

I'm going to pass on the free massage

[@killerkerbal1096]

Yo Robbaz play some more kerbal space program ! with a fuck load of mods of course. Try Realism overhaul!

[@sucymanbavaran3001]

I would love you to touch me with your manly hands Robert.

[@obi-wankeknobi8413]

i lost it when i saw the pile of bodies

[@RekzerTube]

"Remember, no Swedish"

[@mattsnib]

and people say cod was bad, pfft

[@nathanreyes1107]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@byronbailey500]

Well to be fair, this game penalizes you for it. COD tells you to shoot them.

[@D18Phoenix]

I remember when I said that 7 hours ago and nobody like it

[@joeydelavega6524]

Seeing my middle eastern friends talk with their other middle eastern friends at the mall like remember no Arabic

[@grande1899]

Lol they just stand there and accept their fate when getting shot.

[@hqrmony5051]

They gave up the moment Robert Christ started shooting.

[@nocomment1749]

Even when he had axe in hand they knew there was no escape.

[@kyleandrei4851]

grande1899 what the *FRICK* are you doing here??

[@ryangallagher8194]

Runs around with a battleaxe screaming about how everyone gets massages. A Robbaz video, yup.

[@ImAnderZEL]

Knugen wold be prude!

[@yodazz__3685]

JAAAAA de e han :D

[@GameGabster]

Det var ju Knugen som skickade honom på uppdraget.

[@TheycallmeDingo]

So we speaking Alien language

[@Bingus701]

When I saw the crowd I knew,they were already dead.

[@Conflict-ff5pi]

I actually laughed out loud when I saw that huge pile of corpses in the corner.

[@DemonofChaos264]

1:48 Lmao. 'Why is everyone so angry? Did someone depict Muhammed again?'

[@Arkiasis]

9:35 I've never seen such amazing AI. "Some guy is shooting at us. We'll just stand here."

[@Riskbreaker_Riot]

or "Hmm. He just put an axe into that guys head. I better stand here and wait for it also.

[@chancemartin4663]

Remember, no Russian.

[@baryonyx31]

#Moroccangenocide

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Remember, no Swedish.

[@ammanlabrat4165]

Remember, no Cheeki Breeki.

[@antonflax814]

Anu Cheeki breeki iv damke!

[@thatoneguy4563]

Remember, no Morocans

[@GambitTM]

9:34 10/10 perfect AI, they just fucking stand there and accept their fate.

[@neochua7987]

The game creators did not expect of such a massacre

[@peksn]

+Magma Neo They should've expected Robbaz playing this game tho

[@pearchris]

This is the personification of apathy

[@Eclipse4172]

+Magma Neo Yet everybody was screaming when he detonated a bomb.

[@awesomechrisdude123]

Well done in eliminating the hippie slendermen threat, Robert. I salute you for your duties to the world.

[@ScottMackay99]

This went straight up Isis real quick

[@Leecor3]

Sweden is turning into Isis real quick so.. More imegrants then Swedes in Sweden soon....

[@swedishcunt7915]

+Leecor3 the sad thing is that its true

[@fareflight2029]

All of mainland Europe went straight up ISIS a while ago.

[@9157file]

Sorry but your English gave me cancer.

[@ScottMackay99]

Linkan Who on earth are you talking about XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@ericmcquisten]

"Its like a force-field made of hippies' dreams." "Its free-massage day..... everyone is getting a massage today."

[@CrimsonGamer99]

"Last witness killed. 62,550 bounty removed from General Consulate of Sweden"

[@MatZuvO]

That pan up with dead bodies at the end lol

[@ZK95004]

The real tragedy is that no one paid for or tipped for their massage

[@ultrabobacus6234]

Oh they paid. WITH THEIR LIVES!

[@Pariatech]

wow that ai 10/10. what to do when a maniac is killing people with an axe? well you stand still and watch i guess.

[@sergei9912]

yeah this what they call "Next Gen Games"

[@Unit_5S_Delta]

American tourist AI

[@jetex1911]

You're wrong. If it *were*, they'd be trying to take a picture!

[@Unit_5S_Delta]

jetex1911 I think one did have a camera.

[@qazxswedcxzaqws]

Unless you want the AI to melt your computer, they all need to move on set paths.

[@elementalprime6688]

1:15 made me laugh so much XD "I just realized...I lost my mind...A long time ago! C'mere body!"

[@Apocalyth]

Second massage scene. "Ok, ok Robbaz has now killed two people." Fast forward to pile "Welll fuck"

[@eeronieminen]

Who else is watching this without socks?

[@Boamere]

Me!

[@kieronfuller8968]

Me too

[@tommeakin1732]

I'm wearing a sock...and it may or may not be on my cock ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ

[@angry_icelander3744]

+Kieron Fuller umm, grammar much?

[@AnaninAsi]

meeee:-)

[@trebah662]

Love that walrus is still in your channel banner despite the fact ye haven't played skyrim for ages, never forget walrus.

[@Noshott794]

BREAKING NEWS: in Sweden today a masseuse killed over 300 people and a world renowned criminal but we Will have more news on that at 9:00 Steve now to talk about Beyoncé's new album lemonade.

[@TheVoidReturnsNull]

Robert, thanks for improving the quality of my life. I hope I get the pleasure of seeing hilarious Robbaz videos until the day I die.

[@MrJest2]

Heh... "I just realized I lost my mind... a long time ago!!!"

[@jamesbutler865]

this definitely takes the cake

[@phm0750]

He went full Anders Brevik...

[@TheElefantguden]

Dead Island : Utøya DLC

[@deadline93]

to soon man to soon

[@xxxilluminate5754]

+Isak Vilks HAHHAHA

[@YouRude34]

+Isak Vilks Savage.exe has stopped to be working

[@TheElefantguden]

well.. lasermannen did not spray people down y'know...

[@christophdammann8249]

I love how the act of Robbaz suits the music perfectly and his role interacts with his concept of "the swedish massage" e.g.: "Don't like or favourite [...] it'll be our doom"

[@djdB]

forcefield made of hippies' dreams.. I love you Robert

[@aznperson8]

You're amazing, Robbaz. You always know how to turn an otherwise pretty standard playthrough into absolute hilarity that only you can supply.

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Wow. Nice new banner art, Robbaz.

[@Robbaz]

Geersart made it, it's wonderful. :O

[@PizzaBreads]

Nice work! holy shit!! :O

[@sonnylummes3052]

Whenever I see robbaz has posted I get really happy and always like the video before I've watched it

[@MrBigisBack87]

Mission Complete Agent 47, slender man disease eradication complete.

[@XFreeStyleZX]

You're the bloody best, Robbaz. LOVING your stuff

[@Yaegerman513]

9:40 "Remember, no Russian."

[@bothehobomccall3130]

As soon as I saw him murdering everyone with the assault rifle, I came to the comment section to find "Remeber, no Russian"

[@Zanbatoss]

the civilian NPC AI is so horrible

[@mantistoboggan5171]

jesus. the ending monologue is rather extreme. classic robbaz

[@GamerGuide]

Hail to the relax master.

[@MegaDrain]

That cut to the pile of bodies is the best fucking thing. Whenever Robbaz does that after he's killed maybe 1 or 2 people and then cut's to a fuck ton of bodies makes the world go round. Probably my favorite moment of when he's done that is in Dishonored.

[@alexkwan3]

can't tell if hitman or mw2

[@rgt_mtthw]

No Russian

[@jacobp249]

I love how Robbaz always makes neat piles with his victims

[@I.Fumblebee.I]

i wanted to see your score :c

[@nippie3081]

Exactly

[@CovertTrilogy]

Nice pic

[@nattemann]

His score in non-existant.

[@willhaney96]

It was under -9000

[@leadreddead5457]

+Pointlesss Achievement I think you mean non-extant

[@awsome569]

I think this is my favourite Robbaz video so far

[@MrMellek]

9:34 "remember... No russian"

[@sodasofaman]

BANNER ART STILL HAS WALRUS! I can die happy knowing he's still part of this crew of our long journey :-;

[@oliverbarnes8191]

Every time someone who isn't Swedish tries to pronounce a Swedish name I die a little on the inside.

[@the_stereotypical_nerd]

this is definitely one of the best series ever

[@FreedomHero4]

I fucking lost it when he showed that corpse pile

[@afatchimp]

A+ ranking right there. I've never seen Agent 47 so on point with his various part-time jobs.

[@jortsandjandals7305]

Jeez that massage looks real good! those people pass out from relaxation the moment he moves up to their neck!

[@TheDewyDecimal]

This is definitely Robbaz's most demented video and I love it.

[@GrizzlyClawss]

9:33 *No russian all over again*

[@fridaaaro3994]

No Swedish*

[@hej-ot8wi]

Remember, no Arabic.

[@Javid_74]

I am quite proud of Robbaz now. Actual regular uploads! At least one amazing video every week. Good job Robbaz!

[@XxYeshPlzxX]

I feel robbaz can solve the Syrian refugee problem

[@sebione3576]

now THAT is fucked!!!!

[@Vvtism]

That would be a huge ashievment!

[@Waffles_Syrup]

The hero we need

[@spencechan]

Wow! Look at that AI! It's amazing how at just the sight of a gun, the whole crowd went into a panic and ran away. Robert couldn't even kill two of them. Quite impressive and realistic AI, indeed

[@chrishunt586]

You look like Mr.Clean in the massage outfit

[@tangywall3788]

I love the dead body origies Robert puts in his hit man series

[@Seagull780]

I knew you could do better than last time

[@Anderswulff2001]

You. Of all the youtubers out there has the BEST outro EVER!!!

[@ArchSpawn]

GJ stopping that disease my family thanks you and because they are still alive that is!

[@Robbaz]

It was for the greater good.

[@boogiebleach]

+Robbaz THE GREATER GOOD

[@Sleve_Mcdichael01]

I like how robbaz makes a huge pile of bodies in every single hitman video

[@thenerdyminecrafter]

lol this is just filled to the brim with every single Swedish stereotype it almost makes me feel patriotic. 1. Every single Swedish male has blonde hair 2. The moose hanging from the ceiling 3. The Ikea chair witch of course the english guy is too dumb to put together. Also why are two Swedes speaking in english to one another in a private conversation?

[@kieranmilner1295]

sir I will le you know that I am British and that I'm am not stupid

[@asphaleios6197]

+im just a gamer weed is sweet "I'm am not stupid"

[@haloCE6]

The ikea chair witch? She sounds dangerous

[@giygasattack]

I feel like this entire scenario was created with Robbaz in mind.

[@twi058]

I would love a Swedish Massage! I heard Robert's Neck Massages are so good, it'll send me right to heaven~

[@JoeyRos]

XD

[@TATIANACONTOSO]

Or Hell. =D

[@Kiara-xm1ff]

Lol

[@k.o.t.o.r.5119]

Quite literally they do, with almost no pain felt at all.

[@pointschamp2518]

i would like the thank Robbaz for saving the world from all the tension!

[@ItsJosieHowell]

I fucken lost it with the pile of bodies from the massages 😂😂😂😂😂 Jag älskar dig Robbaz ❤️

[@prionsias]

I love when Robbaz cuts to his random pile of dead bodies. Classic

[@SamuelCatsy]

Methinks that if they can't program people's AI to run away in large crowds they shouldn't be making large crowds. I mean this game just came out but everything looks just as wonky as it was in Blood Money which came out 10 years ago.

[@gaigembennett]

Me thinks?

[@SamuelCatsy]

Gaige Bennett Forsooth, tis olde English.

[@Caloomi2000]

I've never seen you this insane.. And ive been here for years.

[@EeDog2]

annnnnd we're all on lists

[@MrCaptainFluffers]

Oh Robbaz, you are just wonderful.

[@teph1256]

I really wanted to see the score with that many death

[@DG_427]

You know Robbaz has been around when there are 100 corpses in the darkest corner.

[@B.D.E.]

Wow the AI in this looks pretty shoddy.

[@tylerbuet5139]

I actually laughed so much I woke up my neighbors, I love the content robert

[@nicolasmauser]

When sociophobia hits hard,people cant stop stray bullets lol

[@EvolutionCain]

Love these Hitman videos

[@popo0129]

Nothing like completing the mission but killing everyone anyways.. Can't take any chances, nope we will not.

[@f34rl3ssopsextra4]

I was dying within the first minute of this video keep up the great work!!!

[@wsxgfhccr]

No ending score?? I was looking forward to seeing how many people you killed lol

[@KLienne]

You shouldn't pay attention to that , however you should think about how many people he saved killing these few.

[@1sm0Laitela]

"Non-targets killed" yes there is

[@colby4151]

One of your best videos Robbaz! You're funny as hell!

[@G0nzA10895]

9:30 radiant AI it just works

[@Chilihead3712]

Your "happy customer"-pile was so morbid and hilarious.

[@jurajjalovicar3804]

no one will notice if theres no one to notice

[@rodentexplosion]

My neighbors probably think I'm crazy for laughing like I was just now. Especially when the gunfire started. Thanks, Robbaz

[@monkey314159]

I really wanted to see the score on that mission.

[@ChromeVock]

Robbaz the only KZbinr that kills every npc without dieing

[@dadam59]

Will you ever give away some of your flannel shirts?

[@Robbaz]

Now that's creepy, imagine if i gave away old shirts or parts of them. People would be able to curse me for real.

[@dadam59]

Or jerk off into them, not me of course.

[@bijmobushler7332]

You gettin dem socialphobia?

[@Nardog45]

0:56 The hard cut to him saying "I'll eat him later" is hilarious

[@dragosilies5764]

Any From The Depths soon,Robbaz?

[@Siventis]

After saying to not share like or favorite. He says to like the video. 10/10 logic.

[@Hatman_Hans]

I thought it said Swedish Massacre.

[@Robbaz]

Well it's one and the same.

[@ClusterFoxtrot]

This was delightful. Also, those axe animations look very much like the ones from Assassins Creed

[@kirkcooey1655]

2:08 Claus Strongberd? Wasn't that the name of the goldfish on American dad?

[@yeomanwhisper2336]

Ikr

[@Die__Ene]

The goldfish is named Klaus Heisler.

[@yeomanwhisper2336]

+S. I know but Claus sounds like klaus

[@shunsloman9313]

It's been 4 days welcome back to youtube 😂

[@bene8168]

you just couldn't handle not killing everyone when there's a crowd couldn't you Robert?? :p

[@BlazeChronicGreen420]

well he has admitted he is socially awkward.

[@jam1723]

8:58 "Hello there sir, everybody's getting a massage today" made me laugh so hard

[@joelefraimsson3939]

Who else is watching this on a day that ends with ''y''?

[@heisentheberg7514]

good one

[@CoreMaster111]

Not me.... reede.

[@aghostlyhat]

I'm not. My character is suspended in time

[@samj1298able]

Im watching on the roman day of mondas so no

[@carstekoch]

Nope, im watching on a Freitag

[@crowdeandrade2469]

Awesome channel art Robbaz................................. it's glorious