Hitman Blood Money but I kill everyone on the map

[@elisabethsalmeron4502]

I love that he feels the need to mention he killed everyone as if that isn’t what he does every video lmao.

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

I mean what is "killed" he just relocated their souls

[@_xxkittiixx_]

@@Gentlemenpickleesq. Ah, you have learned well from our dear leader

[@n3r3sh77]

Wait, he has done this already? Doesn't he always do something a little bit different??

[@Finleythompson161]

N3R3SH r/whoosh

[@pissedoffkirby2909]

@@Finleythompson161 pretty sure you got wooshed, friend

[@Yara-vr1cp]

“I don’t really like violence” -Kevin, after killing multiple people

[@nanaba9811]

Yara including his OWN children, his wife...hus..? Wife Grim Reaper and multiple women he impregnated

[@priyanshugoel3030]

He doesn't really like violence he loves it.

[@vegetasaiyainprince]

I get tfs playing fallout 4 vibes from that

[@jakegarlicbread]

“There’s a basement in this level?” Surprised Kevin didn’t know about it since that’s kind of his department

[@xtremegamez3753]

@No More Room in Hell is a great Source modification try greystillplays, he makes a bunch of vids like that on the sims 4

[@Username5H0]

@@xtremegamez3753 Well, you 'aint lying. He's my second favorite KZbinr after Kevin, lol!

[@spaceorc1397]

I read "department" in his voice

[@darthralin]

One gaming moment we may never get, but I'd be very stoked to see: A detective game where one of the villains the main character is chasing is basically Agent 47, but played in Kevin's wipe-out-whole-map-and-salt-the-earth playstyle. And that act of the game is all about reconstructing confusing massacres in hopes of finding the culprit. "Ah, poisoned donuts, classic trick." "Random Karen down the manhole, okay." "It looks like this woman was killed in the house, then dragged through the side of the pool... For some reason." "It seems like someone started dragging corpses over here to pile them up, then forgot about it."

[@chriswolfe351]

This sounds like the followup to Viscera Cleanup Detail that we all need.

[@callmeturg]

“We’re going to hit man, woman, and child!” Kevin doesn’t discriminate. He just hits everyone

[@hondaryderz]

lmao

[@Y2JHHHDX]

all lives matter enough to be hit

[@hughcampbell9062]

So true

[@IamaPERSON]

Hit people, then?

[@anniedangerface]

Truly a non-discriminatory king

[@unknownid9276]

People getting mad about Future Kevin forgetting to blur killing the dog should remember that was actually past Kevin. Past Kevin is an idiot.

[@captain_awesome2134]

Feck past kevin. Present Kevin is the best

[@totalgr3e262]

It’s just a dog why do people care so much

[@captain_awesome2134]

@@totalgr3e262 It's a dog, that's why

@@captain_awesome2134 in a game...

[@atmywhitson]

"Second angered comment about poor doggo"

[@Skattz17k]

Kevin could literally play the shittiest game going and it would still be the most entertaining video on KZbin.

[@callmeturg]

Kevin could just sit in front of the camera in silence and I would enjoy it

[@lordporpoise8761]

I think he's done that exact thing several times lol @streetsofcroydonV1

[@exosproudmamabear558]

Actually the more shitty it is better.

[@bigballerbenji7217]

The Life of A Black Tiger

[@MrKing-771]

He already did, he played the last of us 2.

[@Darkovika]

Oh my God. When the guy came out and said "Good lord!" And he shot him, I think I almost cried from laughing, I don't know why but that like seriously killed me. The TIMING

[@anniedangerface]

Everyone has equal rights in Kevin’s world. What a king.

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

Is Kevin's voice out of sync with his lips for anyone else?

[@nakishaarmy4lifesugaisbae863]

yeah it was

[@deluxeedition4639]

yes omg! I've been noticing that in random parts of kevin's past handful of videos and I've been so confused since no one else seems to comment about it LOL

[@rayman5533]

It’s Jim’s hand puppet

[@buddyt7303]

It is for me. Glad I’m not going crazy.

[@joshdustman9928]

im glad you noticed too i tried restarting the video and everything

[@SleepParty30]

"I don't like it when they say, 'Slap the like button', I don't like violence." -- Deranged Slayer 2020

[@mykiemcintyre9908]

"Today we're gonna hit man, woman and child" so, a typical friday huh?

[@nanaba9811]

Menestas think you forgot “locking sims in my basement, just to get them abducted by aliens, which impregnate them with alien babys”

[@jakegarlicbread]

“How are they gonna justify this?” It’s Kevin, I think that’s justified enough

[@al_hews]

"Nothing will make him come out of the closet" Ahh we have something in common, him and I

[@cleetusbartholomew]

i related too hard to that part

[@animeque5294]

@Adolf Hitler How's stalin

[@finno5827]

"Now she's in a weird mix of dead and dead" -CallMeKevin 2020

[@kaylal9790]

Hey Finn O

[@rafaelalodio5116]

This could be said about 90% of all NPCs he finds

[@julieuh9449]

Kevin: *kills a bunch of people* The comments: *silence* Kevin: *kills dog* The comments: now wait a damn minute

[@NOTSUSPICIOUS]

Voice is outta sync: Ah Hell Naw *cocks gun*

[@soupass1763]

I love Kevin so much he's so nice to his fans and is such a kid

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

I love him, cuz he is not a kid unlike others

[@louisforrester7999]

It's just a act he's being controlled by Jim pickens

[@Bending_Hectic]

Oh yes I know kids that go on rampages shooting people, especially in America,

[@whytho8856]

he seems like such a cool guy

[@gloriaborger11]

*kills a dog*

[@heatherm3180]

10:25 the "good lord!" And then he topples over dead should be a gif😂

[@jamesrandles4824]

“Hitman Blood Money but I kill everyone on the map” Turns out that Agent 47 is from the same family tree as Jim Pickens

[@bleach-chan3199]

Some say that jim use to be agent 47 but faked his death to live a new life

[@Libertyking]

@@bleach-chan3199 And still kill. But this time, HE chooses who dies.

[@yuki97kira]

More of same family of grognak..maybe he is what happens when grognak gets with jim

[@tommykaine9161]

Maybe he should have Agent 47 in the Sims 🤔😂

[@superjonh1000]

Plot twist: Agent 47 was actually cloned from Jim Pickens' DNA

[@reactedone4101]

At this point, idk if Kevin's voice being out of sync was on accident or on purpose

[@NOTSUSPICIOUS]

I thought I was the only one who thought that

[@h4724-q6j]

Is his voice really out of sync for anyone else?

[@idontneedaname318]

yes

[@lake73]

yes sir

[@deadname3350]

maybe hell figure it out 😔 been happening lately

[@coryman125]

He's finally figured out how to record his thoughts rather than his voice :)

[@Xehanort10]

@@coryman125 So Kevin's got telepathic powers now?

[@allisonfitzmaurice6948]

“You have to obey gravity, Karen!” -Kevin “I still want to speak to the manager.” -Karen

[@beefjerky007]

Kevin’s Hitman videos are quickly becoming my favorite videos on his channel. I binge watch them very frequently.

[@aliafindlay792]

Omgggg when that guy ran away from Kevin, then fell through the door dead and that agent just popped his head round the corner 😂7:49

[@greensapling342]

There are two things which every npc knows spells doom for them when they hear it: 'Hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin' 'Hey there it's Josh and welcome back to let's game it out'

[@anniedangerface]

Green Sapling YAY ANOTHER LGIO FAN! Josh and Kevin are the only gamers I watch, I don’t like gaming videos they just don’t interest me. Except for Kevin and Josh, because it’s more than Games, it’s just Chaos

[@greensapling342]

@@anniedangerface they are pretty much the embodiment of chaos and I love it

[@anniedangerface]

Kasia Night ah yes, I’ve seen a few of his videos!

[@simos6jipros154]

"We're gonna hit man, woman and child!" Anakin is that you?

[@fishethefish7463]

Hitman: Blood Money, but Kevin isn’t out for the money.

[@katelivewire]

Kevin is out for the blood.

[@miicasso7908]

@@katelivewire exactly

[@elliotbaker5416]

“My arch-enemy, Corky the Clown, in unfiltered comic sans”

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

Pyrocynical?

[@Awomman-kp3by]

God that’s an old pyro joke

[@mamabear9646]

"Murdering the woman across the street is fine But opening their van is too far That's where they draw the line" A poem by Kevin

[@JizzyF83]

7:35 that whole segment had me in tears. Kevin’s the best Hitman on the market

[@redking8274]

Kevin: Kills everyone on the map Also Kevin: "I don't really like violence"

[@punkizm]

Kevin’s English dub is alittle off today

[@nickydulce3529]

Kevin always manages to bring a smile to my face!

[@rainandhail67]

The way Kevin edits his videos is so engraved in my mind I just sat and watched a whole minute of this with my phone and video upside down before realising

[@hulksmash3429]

This is just Kevin filming his monthly activity.

[@skirval_]

Kevin referencing his first ever sims 4 character gives me life

[@loewhip]

Kevin: Makes video Early people: Hurry say the funny

[@andras1496]

So true

[@turtlegreek3348]

you hurried but you didnt say "the funny"

[@whytho8856]

😂

[@le_script.7775]

0:53 Damn, he's just bullying the guy. Then tries to "Gently" push him back into the map by headbutting the bastard. That got me good.

[@EmeraldCat23]

Is it just me or does the audio at the line not match his lips

[@whytho8856]

nope it's happening for me and many others, i think it was a mistake during editing

[@tulipfera710]

The recent gamegrumps video had the same issue where Arins lips were out of sync but not dans and they had a face came side by side so ithink its a youtube issue

[@ΠροκόπηςΠαυλόπουλος-γ4ξ]

@@tulipfera710 I think it's with kevin cause the gameplay matches the audio pretty well.

[@kittyjade16]

It's happening for me as well

[@kapeo2360]

For some reason, the audio and video were out of sync.... it was very off putting having Kevin's voice and mouth not match up.

[@whytho8856]

it ruins the illusion of actually having a friend 😔

[@skyslinger0073]

I think he actually used the wrong clips for the none game segments

[@whytho8856]

@@skyslinger0073 yeah that's what i was thinking

[@SaturoAnni]

should I feel weird that this is fun to watch, even though we're killing them all XD and the end kill of the boss was the best XD haha it happend so fast XD

[@Iceinfly]

I'm really happy that Kevin definitely didn't kill a dog at all during this video.

[@cu1423]

Why is Kevin trying to be a hitman when he already has Jim to do it for him??

[@ohsayitaintso]

You dare to believe that the Almighty Jim Pickens is at this mere mortal's beck and call? Nonsense! The Dear Leader holds the strings of this camera-face, and thus only a fool would think that he has anything less than absolute dominion over Kevin.

[@Jaklas1979]

2:20 Me when theres a new Kevin video

[@mochastan11]

8:15 old men taking a Facebook profile pic

[@skullyskaric7779]

1:06 my freaken breathe man I forgot how brutal and silly it was and I didn't see it coming. 😂😂 Jesus Kevin a silent moment for 3 seconds this happens you almost murdered me from laughing to death right at the fun begins 😂😂😂😂 god this is why I subscribed to you cause you're a fun KZbinr.

[@emmasnyder2154]

“Probably arguably my favorite” Kevin=master of grammatical correctness

[@dumbjay4439]

2:44 Coming into your room and already seeing a cockroach waiting on the wall

[@Mr_King96]

8:49 recently i started noticing this de-sync whenever Kevin does a faceshot like that, might wanna fix that

[@anniedangerface]

Why was I so excited to hear the name Urp? We miss you Urp....

[@insertfunnynamehere214]

Kevin talks about fishing like he’s actually been outside before.

[@lepooperman6827]

Kevin just makes me wanna play Hitman Blood Money all over again.

[@ManicMama.]

Kinda funny that the license plate on the back of the garbage truck says "BAD BLOOD" lmao

[@jeepers4187]

I turned 16 today and haven’t been able to do much because of corona and that’s it’s so rainy. Thank you Kevin for bringing a smile to my face in this time.

[@freya7765]

Finally, an accurate depiction of Kevin’s daily routine.

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Really glad Kevin didn't kill the dog on this map. Was a little worried he might have. But since he didn't include the clip he couldn't have possibly killed the dog.

[@ESCEra13]

Day 44 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@music9170]

I love how @9:40 kev is using the mini map to find him going wtf he's hiding up stairs somewhere, where the hell is he, he's in the living room I passed through there a second ago and there was no one there and by @9:55 he's sarcastically like ohhhh I wonder where he is, such a good hiding place, I wonder where he could be, he's so good at hiding i might have to give up XD

[@el4668]

12:00 pm PST as is usual

[@anniedangerface]

12:00 pm MST as is usual

[@ma_paya9140]

8pm GMT as per usual

[@AshFoxtail]

KEVIN YOU MOUTH DOSENT LINE UP WITH YOUR GOICE THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

[@AshFoxtail]

Your

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

r/ihadastroke

[@AshFoxtail]

@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 hahahaha yes

[@aesj8166]

Honestly love Kevin so much, he's one of the reason I started making my own vids

[@sepiasmith5065]

9:31 oh my god it's so brutal 🤣 and then 10:26 KFHDGDGS that was so funny 🤣 he walks so aggressively THROUGH the door, the "good Lord" standing still, and then the spazzing on the ground lmaooooo also yeah I wonder what's up with Kevin's software lately. there's been a syncing problem with a lot of the videos but this one especially.

[@shaam_bunchofnumbers]

Is it just me or are the parts with kevins face out of sync with his voice?

[@yellowbat79]

Yeah it weirds me out big time

[@ceice2248]

Keviiiiiiiiin!>:(

[@whytho8856]

yeah and also at least one other video was out of sync too

[@tulipfera710]

The recent gamegrumps video had arins lip out if sync but not dans so im thinking its a youtube issue

[@Rubycek]

@@tulipfera710 I'm pretty sure KZbin can't do that. How would YT replace normal clip of him talking with clip of him taking off headphones? And just because it happened to one other KZbinr doesn't mean it's a YT issue. It's most likely just genuine mistakes, in editing you have a lot of clips to keep track of but i can't imagine as an editor not proof-watching the whole thing when finished at least 2 times to spot the errors.

[@aakon1063]

Kevin kills a lot of people: yeah that’s normal and fine. Kevin kills a dog: HOW DARE HE THIS IS AN INJUSTICE TO THE WORLD!!!

[@stedjuba259]

No one is complaining?

[@ceice2248]

When did he kill a dog?

[@aakon1063]

Ceice Coolguy 8:05

[@Bandit_Spark]

I always thoroughly enjoy when you play Hitman. I think they’re some of your best.

[@amazingedits6912]

I’m pretty sure at this point Kevin’s voice being out of sync with his footage is a standard for the videos. It somehow feels normal even if it’s not intentional.

[@felipevalencia1141]

These Hitman videos are my favorite. Just because there's so much to do and it's such a free and unrestricted sanbox. Definitely would like more Hitman 2 vids.

[@toriammann3769]

"Let's see if✨P O O L B O Y✨ can make him come out of the closet"- Kevin

[@justrobin8155]

These are my favorite videos on the channel! A great playground for your... creative side.

[@dynodan896]

Hello Kevin, I'm writing this comment to tell you thank you, you and your videos have changed my life, I'm a very shy person, you've inspired me to do youtube myself and work on my self esteem and shyness, and I just wanted to let you know that my girlfriend and I appreciate you so much, you bring the most amount of happiness into our lives with all the laughter you bring us. Keep up the amazing work!!

[@sourlesscream1272]

i love kevin's channel.... its so relatable to me and my life

[@applefanboy5706]

I always kill everyone 🤣

[@mistywho5697]

play hitman 2 and kill everybody but you cannot kill a single guard, only pacify this is my favourite way to mess around because killing everyone is too easy and having the guards lose their shit is fun

[@CalvinKool-Aid]

Day 4 of asking Kevin to continue to play minecraft

[@lake73]

it has to happen

[@RaZZetka666]

I've been playing this game for so many years, yet had no clue you could throw the bodies in that manhole. Thanks, Kevin!

[@rhianeddwilson6638]

Kevin: lets see if he comes out the closet for the pool boy *advert* Me: No! The anticipation. I must know!

[@callmevivekkk]

well synced video kev, good synchronization between the audio and the video there

[@Chadderbox]

I saw the no views and clicked, thinking I would make a witty comment, but I have been thinking for some time and still have no ideas.

[@Sleeolo]

bore ragnarok

[@centurion756]

Yes

[@_._---.]

If you're gonna play Hitman: Blood Money again, I recommend 'A Dance with The Devil'. It's my favourite level and you can feed people to sharks (They get thiccer). In Hitman 2, assuming you've got the Legacy pack, I'd say you play Hokkaido or Marrakesh since you already played all the other maps (Except for Colorado, but that sucks). You could also kill everyone on Mumbai since that map is huge and there are lots of people.

[@reecewood155]

Day 3 of asking Kevin to finish his minecraft hardcore series.

[@sunfishblossoms]

I'm just waiting to see a compilation of CallMeKevin clapping headphones against his head. I don't know why it's so satisfying 🤣

[@TheTritonGuy]

"Hitman: blood money, but I play the game"

[@calebschweim7081]

With the desynced audio, it sounds like Kevin is having a conversation with his thoughts. Gotta love those slice of life episodes.

[@talloncusack]

"Its like when you go fishing and pull a fish out of the water and hes still got a bit of wriggle in him" uh you mean literally every time you go fishing? What kind of fish are you catching that come out of the water dead and wriggle-less? Lol Kevin you dont fish do ya

[@FelixBeeBboki]

love these! One of my favorite of your series. kill everything on the map

[@beegod255]

Day 81 of telling Kevin to revisit The Bee Movie Game

[@Ryyi23]

7:54 yes, Kevin. That pool boy was indeed too DEAD-icated to his job.

[@callmeturg]

Day 6 of telling Kevin that he is beautiful ❤️

[@HittMadd]

All Irish men tend to be. Except me lmao

[@coolpersonwhoisntcool7202]

@@HittMadd liar. you are beautiful.

[@HittMadd]

cool person who isn't cool ha ha no

[@coolpersonwhoisntcool7202]

@@HittMadd haha YES

[@HittMadd]

cool person who isn't cool well yes, but actually no

[@VT_kannagi]

The audio video desync makes me feel like I'm going crazy but I laughed at 11:00 where the video wasn't even related to the audio at all! It confirms the theory Kevin has been replaced by realistic A.I.

[@evankinsella9756]

The same as always,then?

[@elhomero2312]

If civilians can tell on 47, he should be able to tell on them too. It's not fair to blame everything on the scary looking bald guy with a barcode on the back of his head 😁.

[@O.M-]

What the hell is wrong with the lip sync in this video

[@tylergrogan654]

OMG I’ve been waiting for this video for a long time, you’re the best Kevin

[@crispus.corvus]

I don't know whether it's me having a Kev madness case or it's our Dear Leader's work but in several of your latest videos your voice doesn't really synchronize with your lips.... 🤔🤔🤔

[@jbennett5634]

That's because really he's screaming for help, but Jim keeps dubbing over it

[@DarkerGloom]

5:12 *RIP Joker*

[@bionicarmy04]

Day 448 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

No Kevin, it's not like when you pull the fish onto land and it wiggles It's when you've put three separate nails into a catfish's skull and it's still fighting back And uh, fun fact. That catfish got himself off the board we were killing them on. Gave himself one good vicious jerk to one side. Literally slid right off, skull fragments all over the ground. If I didn't know any better, I'd say his brain was no more than a paper thin layer of skin away from falling out. Very Gorey scene and I loved it

[@TheEdgestrikeHD]

Kevin, I love you but damn has the editing taken a nosedive recently, your genuinely funny jokes never seem to get time to breathe, and therefore don't have impact, and the out of sync-ness doesn't help

[@jinxedyuri5756]

i want more of these 😂😂😂 this was epic ! thanks kevin you made my day

[@AkamiLuMi]

Such a coincidence, I was binge-watching his Hitman -slaughters- playthroughs today! Never stop slaying, Kevo