Hitman Gameplay: Japan - 3 Ways to Play (Poison Sushi, AI, Defibrillator)

[@jedihorjus]

Jane: Collecting information. Andy: Hasn't left his hotel room yet. Mike: Has already been compromised.

[@MoonPatch]

Or... Jane: Collecting information Andy: Making mental preparations Mike: Being Mike

[@derwentalia]

or... Jane: Captain Kirk after Star Trek beyond Mike: Captain Kirk before he joined the federation and left earth Andy: Jar Jar Binks

[@MoonPatch]

Derwan talia at least Mike is self aware of it I don't know much about Star Trek so I don't know what Spock or Kirk are like

[@mar_speedman]

derwen talia Andy: Woops! Me-sa not know sushi poisoned! *throws donor heart in bin* Woopsa-daisy!

[@InsanityContainmentz]

Or… Jane: Homer in the ending to that tree house of horror segment on the boat Mike: the main killer in scream Andy: classic sponge-bob Patric

[@logancunningham9498]

Andy takes a moment to reflect, while Mike immediately starts a fight in the bathroom. About what I expected.

[@gundamheavyarms766]

Jane, the reason the extract blood method didn't work is because you didn't dress up as a vampire magician.

[@src248]

Or because she ignored the "select procedure" prompt.... but probably what you said :P

[@Exevium]

Ha! I got that reference...

[@danielcampbell3178]

Sander Kamp Reference to die for

[@josephadkins4055]

It was actually because the hospital used inadequate vacuum systems. Adequate vacuum systems can empty the human body of blood in 11 seconds.

[@rightwingofthenuthouse]

+Joseph Adkins I get it

[@nicholascross3557]

Jane went overboard on balconies. Andy's mission was almost a total bust. Mike managed a surgical strike. Don't know about anyone else, but I was impressed. :)

[@elusivejet2846]

Nicholas Cross Total bust best pun ever

[@invalidusername6809]

Nicholas Cross but Andys plan succeeded

[@Justin-bd1dr]

+The Dynamic Kitten joke is that he used the cowboy bust

[@Peertje304]

overboard, balconies. I see what you did there

[@invalidusername6809]

Yeah but the joke doesn't work because he succeeded, it would work if he had failed. You're going to need a new joke for Andy sorry

[@domlocke3845]

"My diagnosis is Cowboy Bust to the head, troubling prognosis, maybe you should sleep on it?" he said before choking out another guy. Well done Andy, well done, on a scale of 1-10 that is 80's action movie, which naturally is like a 50. I tip my metaphorical fedora to you, good sir.

[@palthea6468]

"It's to die for! ". Agent 47 is as subtle as scar from the lion king

[@AlphaOmega1237]

"He's as subtle as a supernova."

[@LemanRussVanquisher]

The way Andy just says "47!" like "now is NOT the time."

[@Hellwyck]

*Skar

[@lordmeepers7297]

Femarim 7

[@KazeNinja17]

Mike: Sad by not being allowed a gun. Andy: Obsessed with automatic toilet lid and toilet buttons. Jane: Mini-shampoos to steal.

[@callmehanson9466]

Imagine if Mike found the Katana. I'm pretty sure everybody would just be dead from him chucking it at people's heads.

[@Szceith]

Nah, it would just bounce off their heads. Mike seems to have a problem with throwing in this game

[@cloeshmoroz4512]

I wonder if there's a cheeky Kill Bill related achivement if you're in the biker suit+helmet using the katana

[@anna-flora999]

@@cloeshmoroz4512 there's an entire challenge section for the biker suit

[@darkamora5123]

@@cloeshmoroz4512 believe it's called "Crazy 88s" for killing the masked bodyguards in the biker outfit.

[@_._---.]

@@cloeshmoroz4512 ​ @Cloesh Moroz Yes! There's a challenge called 'The Groom' which consists of killing Yuki with a katana and the biker suit and completing the contract with Silent Assassin rating. Referencing The Bride from Kill Bill.

[@samperryman167]

"This must be where they keep all the science" Yes Jane, I reckon that they have at least 7 science stored there.

[@sanoboss3935]

Which gives you about +5 INT

[@AGrumpyPanda]

Or if you mix them all into a delicious smoothie and drink it, you get a +4 to Specific Knowledge: Science Stuff.

[@coolkid760]

Sam Perryman k

[@Ecofreak96]

As a Texan I take great offense at the depiction of my fellows in this mission. That guy didn't fire any shotguns, walked instead of riding a horse, or give a single "yee-haw." Honestly it's like they're not even trying!

[@SantomPh]

And he should be eating steak at the restaurant

[@pkoyote]

Per Absolution, the Dexters are from South Dakota

[@foxtrot-Luv]

its ok bud. im pretty sure i saw a cowboy hat... ya got that going for ya right?

[@N0PainN0Strain]

Andy adding more to oxbox catchphrases "Can everything shut up?" "So many toilet options" "Good suggestion tv" And my favourite "looking out over this mountain I think to myself "is all the killing really worth it?" FIREWORKS"

[@strangerdangrrr4052]

lol that last one rolls off the tongue

[@weneedaladder8384]

Er, just here's a little writing tip: a quotation within a quotation uses 's instead of "s. Makes it a little less confusing.

[@joeychris3123]

Hi health inspector this is for coughing in the soup.

[@michaelpirrone]

It's a shame we never got a "so many toilet options" official t-shirt.

[@TheRIsForRizzo]

Andy and Jane: "Wow, this view and setting is amazing! How important is this assassination?" Mike: "Ugh, they wouldn't let me bring guns in here."

[@kirausagni]

Jane and Mike : Trying to assassinate the targets Andy : On vacation

[@patience1926]

Kirausagni lol yet he’s the best assassin. He wasn’t even trying yet he got closest to silent assassin.

[@totalcreativegaming6681]

Haha, loving Andy’s quips “Hi, Health Inspector, this is for coughing in the soup.” while choking out a chef. “My diagnosis is cowboy bust to the head. Troubling prognosis, maybe should sleep on it.” while choking out a doctor.

[@NightyKnight2]

2,5 min into the game: Jane - decides to get to work Andy - enjoys the view Mike - has already knocked out three people

[@elPominator]

you know, as someone who works in the security industry, I never realised it was JANE who I should be most worried about, well, lesson learned! note to self, avoid Jane, and ledges

[@TurdusRufiventris]

If this was an assasin company, this is would be the Killing Trio members's positions: Mike: genocide guy, lethal, but unprofessional and always gets out of hand. Has fair knowledge on the matter. Jane: fairly new assasin intern who wants to get the job done but feels pretty bad when killing innocents. Pretty creative. Andy: the Main Assasin. That one who is so good it's surreal. The guy who's surprisingly the creepiest because he is so chill, murdering his target with a calm face and then going outside the balcony to admire the view. Making filosophic questions while pointing at thd back of someone's head. Leaving no witnesses, no evidence, nothing but a ghost's tracks.

[@AstartesGaming]

"This must be where they keep all the science"

[@Mailed-Knight]

Oh... Oh that is horrible!

[@nishanmaharjan4840]

I was laughing at that same stuff

[@nicholasavasthi9879]

"Some level designer put that balcony there for a reason. Seems a shame to waste it" Jane's gone Mike.

[@pixlpolrbear638]

Two minutes in Mike is already compromised and fighting people; and Andy is enjoying/being amazed by his room!

[@aubrey_d]

Do you get an achievement if you kill the targets in the motorcyclist outfit with a katana? Because the outfit is totally referencing Kill Bill

[@MateusRizzo13]

Woof Beagleton Only on contracts mode

[@TheMonsterConsumingMe]

Woof Beagleton yeah I noticed that too

[@SuperDaniel354]

Yeah it's even called Crazy 8, you get it for killing 8 of the masked bodyguards as targets.

[@dann011rblx2]

Woof Beagleton there's another way for Yuki, shoot the gondola but first you shoot the glass of the gondola hallway from the suite then shoot the wires of the cable for the gondola like the gondolas z shaped connector

[@wilddamon2]

Late reply, but there's a set of challenges that reward you with a katana and all the names of the challenges as well as the actual challenges themselves in that category are all references to kill bill

[@NathanWeeks]

How did Jane get "No Bodies Found" points? There is literally a ring of corpses surrounding that hotel!

[@lisawife1970]

Nathan Weeks if it's considered an accident the bodies don't get considered found, that's if there targets anyway

[@dnatsrednUouYoD]

shadowplayer8 they're

[@Exodiant]

Exactly. They weren't in the hotel

[@Exevium]

Within 3 minutes Mike was already in combat. You're slacking dude. Could've easily done that in 2 minutes.

[@personman2965]

GameJunkie Andy is usually better at most games from what I've seen so far

[@nemoku1071]

It shouldn't be no surprise that men were just falling head over heals for Jane...over 20 story balconies...

[@code.name.sasquatch]

this is hilarious. Jane's exploring, Andy hasn't even left the room yet and Mike...has target lockdown already lol

[@MaddRook]

Talk about dying of a broken heart.

[@radusocol2613]

Damien Turtlerma Best comment I've seen all day :D

[@majorl2246]

+1, sir ;)

[@jamesjames6422]

When Jane has more non target kills than mike, something has gone terribly wrong with the balance of the world.

[@psixi2668]

Balconies. Balconies disrupt the balance of the world. Poor Jane

[@thegrimm54321]

As a Texan, I can confirm that that is what we wear on a daily basis. We even have a hat that matches our long johns when we go to bed.

[@Szceith]

Is it a woollen hat?

[@thegrimm54321]

Szceith 10 gallon knit cap, actually

[@aushina6360]

As another Texas, I can back this up.

[@avadridonovani4724]

The ways you all killed that last dude was very indicative of your play styles. Mike turns the surgery machine into a murder robot, Jane finds the right combination to turn it into an electric table, and Andy kills him remotely by taking away his only hope of continued life... well done

[@jesskean207]

When Mike is asking why a machine has a function to brutally murder someone you really have to question the machine's designers.

[@jktalaska2533]

Andy and Jane: spend the first ten minutes looking at the view. Mike: Kill his way into the morgue to get the Japanese movie referential motorcycle suit. Why am I not surprised?

[@vladpintea440]

Mike, seriously? 2 minutes and 30 seconds and we're already getting red-handed with tampering with bodies. is this a new record?

[@MegaDale42]

At least he didn't throw a grenade

[@qwertyduckblank8278]

MegaDale42 only because he could not bring them

[@populousclone7330]

Vlad Pintea no sadly it's not

[@jackkanoff9676]

Wow two minutes into the vid and mikes already killed someone

[@ConquerorofallZombie]

I know! Took him long enough!

[@gosportjamie]

Not having a gun available right from the start really stifled his artistic spirit... To be honest, I'm surprised he hasn't found a way to kill Diana yet...

[@AlphaOmega1237]

That was the only non-target he killed too! Man's losing his touch.

[@Szceith]

Yeah, but at least Jane covered for him by throwing all those people off balconies

[@gosportjamie]

Szceith True, Mike's clearly rubbing off on her...

[@josehhyeet5786]

'Hi, health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup' *chokes chef* fucking Andy 😂😂😂

[@lucasm.3864]

4th way: stab everyone with the sword. Stealth gameplay at its finest.

[@leeworley6727]

Lucas M dishonered was like that lol

[@Titan-gs6cf]

Lee Worley every Bethesda game with a stealth option is like that.

[@leeworley6727]

gatorgaming11 in dishonered you never have to kill anybody you can just knock everyone out

[@AlphaOmega1237]

Or you can hurl people into walls and feed them to your rat demons. :D

[@lucasm.3864]

AlphaOmega1237 That's the DLC for this game... or modders are going crazy.

[@Chooch1080]

I guess you could call Andy a "Heartbreaker"....eh......EH!!!

[@unlivedbeast685]

Connor Bryant lol

[@music0in0my0head]

Connor Bryant he just had a Heart time facing the man XD

[@fatmanbatman9374]

Connor Bryant ba dum tss

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

At least he didn’t give him a HEART ATTACK.

[@declankennedy4379]

It must be hard to get to the balcony if you have a HAL 9000 "Open the balcony doors, HAL" "I'm sorry Agent 47, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@ghostbl33d65]

*Mike*:(pisses off everyone and gets compromised.) *Jane*:(gleefully pushes people off ledges.) *Andy*: How do we do this?(rips out heart.) *Andy*: oh OK that works.

[@Haibing22]

Andy and Jane: Look at the view! It's amazing Mike: So, when do I start shooting?

[@crocodilerock4662]

I love it. Jane uses hacking skills to systematically overcharge the life support systems to fry the dude. Andy seeks out and finds the rare heart that would save the guys life and destroys it. What does Mike do? "Oh a computer room" *yanks out a bunch of wires and shit* "Oh a control panel" *mashes buttons* "Oh no it killed him! How unfortunate!"

[@idontknowwhatiknew4394]

So to survive any assassination I just need to make my lair really nice and full of gadgets so the assassins decide to just have a break. Now, how do I interior design?

[@zootingayer753]

build you lair on the side of a mountain so assassins are distracted by an amazing view

[@dednicat]

Now, how do you billionaire?

[@aidanedwards8931]

Rob banks

[@skippy7865]

The machine stabbing him to death was pretty gruesome to see.

[@src248]

The extract blood one that Jane completely failed to do is even worse

[@skippy7865]

Steven Chabot oh no hahaha. I imagine she'd missed seeing the options button whilst extracting blood

[@radusocol2613]

Josh Stanton The extract blood one is a bit more subtle because you plunge one of the robotic needles/arms/whatever you wanna call them into his heart and then extract all the blood from it, it was great. The machine mangling him to death was more vicious though

[@rileyrusso8518]

agreed

[@rileyrusso8518]

that the drain all of the blood method is brutal

[@blujade1278]

Jane: "yeah, is this where you keep the science?"

[@jamesglancey8785]

There's NOR-WAY she could have survived that fall!

[@jamesglancey8785]

Holy shit that was like 20 seconds after I posted! Good job!!

[@emmastone8068]

James Glancey norwayyy

[@masroorahmadbani1712]

I understood that reference

[@jackmoorin1983]

Jane, the scientist: Ah, this must be where they keep the science! Shiny and clean!

[@Add_Infinitum]

I think Andy was in rare form today. Also, "This must be where they keep all the science," seems much more like a Mike line than a Jane line.

[@jnovi86]

not being able to bring a gun in has certainly not stopped Mike from Miking the level. Love it!

[@totallynotapuffball9119]

"This must be where they keep all the science, it's so shiny and clean." That disdain in the last word! She must hate the city of glass.

[@TardisCoreST]

How comes from all the ways to kill the target Mike always chooses the most bloody, messy and horrible one? You just turned this episode into futuristic horror movie! :D

[@Peertje304]

lol ''hi, health inspector. this is for coughing in the soup!''

[@stormtrooper5965]

"Okay. Just f*** it into a bin. That works." ._.

[@readysteadywhoa]

So.... did 47 just have a wig handy or did he just scalp the hospital director?

[@hush-615]

Nah the director was wearing the wig.

[@calvincaesar6182]

The first few minutes Andy : Relaxing and enjoying the views Jane : Taking a walk while planning which "sushi" shall she eat Mike : "punching a security in the face that just doing their job and go into combat" Brilliant!

[@TheManOfManyNames373]

That hospital is a better hotel than most of the hotels I've been to.

[@charliesteele4774]

I've been patiently waiting for this all day. I'm not sure weather that means I have a sad life, or you people are very entertaining. Probably a bit of both.

[@shamrockboy21]

I think the gang gave us all their tag lines for the type of assassin they are Jane: That was painless...I mean...for me. Andy: Right, I think I'll go back to my suite. Mike: Hey! You over there! Don't look at me.

[@MatthewAshworth]

I really love how these videos are edited and put together. Phenomenal timing, and perfectly shows so much contrast in each OXer's playstyle.

[@ruzzyshuya4832]

Mike gets seen in the motorcycle outfit as wanted. Sets to 'Arresting'. Cut. Cut back to Mike running away from another body in a different outfit going "okay". Gotta love the editing.

[@berlinoisette3532]

I can't believe Andy was so much faster than Jane and Mike. There is a spectacular life lesson in this whole 3-Ways-to-Play: Enjoy the view, take your time, keep cool - and you'll do great!

[@TorilAzzalini-Machecler]

Jane is confirmed psychopath when she pushes these guys off the ledge though. 10/10, chilling commentary, just don't try to do it irl in the oxbox office

[@combineadvisor572]

Or when she was clicking the "Extract Blood" button that didn't work and was confused

[@donmakaron]

Love how Andy and Jane are walking around enjoying the view and Mike is all about the guns and bodycount right from the beginning!

[@ethanlappin]

Mike and Jane are orchestrating two murders, Andy is just enjoying a nice holiday

[@DrkLrdVdr]

This series is the whole reason I started watching and subscribed to OX. I hope they continue to play any elusive targets and, when it releases, season two of hitman.

[@BobbinandGuidoShow]

"are you proud of me, mum?" for some reason, that line above all others made me spit my earl grey everywhere!

[@Exodiant]

Jane: *getting on with it* Andy: *on holiday* Mike: *has killed/subdued multiple people and is being hunted* Seems about right

[@joeywild2011]

10:00 I used to think people were joking about Jane's serial killer murder-loving tendencies, but damn...

[@Skywalker0-3]

did you guys know that an oxbox video is used as college lecture material at the college I attend?! how awesome is that?

[@CCartman69]

Which video? What topic was it for?

[@Skywalker0-3]

Core Brute it was the Mafia 3 gameplay one and it's for a transmedia course

[@polkarrty]

Skywalker0-3 Fowl thats fucking incredible

[@radusocol2613]

Really? That's amazing!

[@originallmoney9099]

I will say, of the Yuki Yamazaki kills, Mike gets a 10 for presentation. That shot of the sky and the mountain as Mike throws her over the railing is just beautiful.

[@docette2015]

I love how, at the very beginning, Jane and Andy are totally distracted by how luxurious the suite is (Andy especially), while Mike gets straight to business! . . .The business of being compromised and having to knock people out everywhere, but still. What I find amusing is that JANE is the one who technically went "full Mike" in this episode when it comes to non-target kills (RIP, all those security guards standing on balconies), and yet she STILL scored better than he did. XD I also find it amusing that Andy never even got NEAR Eric -- his method of assassination was a simple "let's crush this heart with my bare hands and wang it into a bin." . . .Okay, maybe that's not so simple, but you get the point. I'm glad Mike's the one who did the AI out of control death, though -- it feels him.

[@PaxIesus]

You know something's amiss when Mike marvels at the amount of blood and gore that spews from one of his murder victims.

[@bandersnatchbeauty9692]

Jane: Amazing shampoos to steal. Agent 47: 😐

[@timothymclean]

Wow, those balconies must be pretty enchanting. They got Jane to use near-Mikish tactics whenever they were around.

[@Mrbones1102]

Andy Andy Andy. I love the way you play. "What? Time to kill someone? Nah I think I'll just have a lie down". Or "I managed to kill everyone and break the security footage all without getting caught? It's such a bummer I had to give up that swag drummer outfit. I must go back for it"

[@Mrbones1102]

"Oh my god, I've got a HAL" 1:00 Made me get salted margarita up my nose!

[@Mrbones1102]

"Oh my god. Look how many buttons. I have so many toilet options!" I can't anymore... Too good

[@Mrbones1102]

"Good suggestion TV, I'm going to go do that" I'm such an Andy fanboy now

[@Mrbones1102]

"Hi! Health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup"

[@Mrbones1102]

"Right, I am on my way to poison the sushi but I'm just going to wait for this guy to get off DDR so I can have a go" It's like your just so good at the game that it just doesn't matter anymore

[@Alyssa-gw5sr]

My absolute favorite. Andy is an absolute gem in this, but really everyone is. Lovely.

[@tkdkid32]

it would be cool if they add a difficulty where you have to play as a woman. meaning all of the disguises that you can use are the ones work by females. just an idea. obviously it's not agent 47. But they could figure something out. I don't think fans could get more pissed about the mythos since the movie

[@gamesandglory1648]

reversed roles with 47 as handler

[@Alizudo]

@@gamesandglory1648 A perfect excuse to hear him talk more.

[@tristanraine]

@@Alizudo Diana Burnwood as an assassin is super interesting, it's not like she's never killed before.

[@SonoBryce]

My favorite series is back! I love 3 ways to Play. Its such a simple concept, but you guys do it so well.

[@Bennett_SL]

Major praise on the editing of this. Andy appreciating a tranquil view cut against Mike... well... just being Mike

[@KatieTP]

I'm sad this is the last mission solely because I love these let's plays! Maybe Jane can use some of her power to convince Square Enix to make more? 😏

Katie Penkert You're in luck.

[@Lots43]

There ARE other Hitman games. Please, Outside XBox guys and girls, play those!

[@lisawife1970]

Katie Penkert season two, nothings been confirmed, but square Enid have acknowledged it and I think it might be being produced

[@tristanraine]

This aged well.

[@incognitoburrito6020]

The snaps back and forth between Andy and Jane's wandering around the hotel and enjoying the views and luxury to Mike's utter chaos as he gets into fistfights with the guards never fails to make me laugh.

[@oldmaidplaysgames]

Seriously a lack of puns. "It was a view to die for."

[@oldmaidplaysgames]

"What a killer view." "He died of a broken heart." "His death was shocking!"

[@jasonnchuleft894]

Can't believe Andy missed the obvious: "I guess his heart just wasn't in it?"

[@Peertje304]

srsly? not even ''a view for a kill''?

[@Hhesu]

Yamazaki says that herself if you do a yoga lesson with her.

[@maltainu3621]

I'm dying of laughter

[@TheRedSpy43]

Mike is straight and to the point vs the others that take years to get moving

[@jeffcarbine7595]

I think these videos could be more accurately titled "Hitman Gameplay: The Mike Channell way to play, and then also two other ones."

[@arlojukes9589]

this must be where they keep all the science -Jane 2016

[@dylanmcbride6768]

I love how Jane and Andy are really stealthy and them Mike just goes round killing people

[@belvederejehosophat173]

Christ, watching Mike play is always the best.

[@vladpintea440]

played this level, like 5 times and each time I just wanna enjoy everything there is - the view, the spa, the restaurant, the garden... I WANT A REAL LIFE PLACE SO I CAN LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE THERE

[@joofbing]

I love how Andy and Jane are exploring the hotel and Mike is already handling bodies.

[@draegur]

I only recently found these and I really love them. Hitman is such a fun game and it gets all of you in it in different ways (kudos to the video editing!).

[@Commanderd2007]

Can’t stop laughing at 25:30 when Andy just yeets the heart into the bin!

[@alanjhonson2298]

I love these 😂 Andy's such a ghost, Jane tries to be but occasionally messes up and mikes just a butcher

[@populousclone7330]

Jane I am VERY disappointed that you didn't use the katana as EVEN a distraction!!! If Mike would have found it there would be blood dripping through the roof!!

[@Amiga-gq4xx]

Everybody: I wanna enjoy this place Mike: *amazed by toilet*

[@djid10t95]

The view from the balcony was spectacular

[@lucasm.3864]

These Hitman videos have awesome editing.

[@jedimaster2cool]

Does a place like this really exist? I want to visit or go on vacation there?

[@TheCavernwolf]

NO WAY. really!?!

[@xAssassin24]

Alpha Morty what? I thought Japan was only in anime and video games

[@blackrazer22]

A place like this would cost an arm, leg, and your first born. If you can do without those, you can go.

[@nexthewargamer1024]

does it have to be my arm and leg?

[@Mailed-Knight]

Well what else you got?

[@cordeliaseil]

What kind of hospital lets the CHIEF SURGEON suffer from trembling hands?

[@gamesandglory1648]

the one that has the chief surgeon just select options on a robot

[@archer8492]

Did anyone else get chills when Jane found the 'shiny sciencey' bit of the facility?

[@laurenbastin8849]

Jane: trying to actually do the mission Mike: just started and somehow already in a fight Andy: enjoying the view

[@fredbyoutubing]

I loved how Mikes playthrough escalated from contemplating the toilet seats and just skipped to unconcious maid and guard and bettin up a third guy.

[@GringoDoc]

Very enjoyable narrations ! Quite unlike any other Hitman guides available. Impressive editing, too .