Hitman Patient Zero The Source: 3 Ways to Play (Fire Ritual, Murder Clown, Accidents)

[@DrakeAurum]

Gotta admit, when Mike chooses the "Stop Blending In" option, he really commits to it.

[@blackvial]

DrakeAurum might as well give him an assault rifle and a few grenades

[@masroorahmadbani1712]

Get this man an RPG

[@possiblestranger]

“Get ‘em Steve!” Steve gets punched “Next time Steve.” Game of the Year for sure.

[@DarkRayquaza121]

Yep. Amazing.

[@josephwhitman8633]

When in the video is this?

[@chrisgodfrey2685]

As he's leaving the hotel lobby in the last mad clown dash.

[@Pseudowolf]

And I was suddenly heavily invested in the story of Steve the hotel guard.

[@domlocke3845]

Considering Steve got beat up, he's probably an older Steve from Stranger Things.

[@Crimson_Rogue97]

A summary of each playthrough: Andy: Majorly stealthy wating for the right moment to strike and set fire to things. Jane: Majorly stealthy looking for accidental kills. Mike: What if Pennywise and Hitman had a love child that killed everyone?

[@Mailed-Knight]

Ha ha ha ha!

[@aidanedwards8931]

Perfect summary

[@GabrielKnightz]

*The Professional* *The Special Agent* *Ronald McMurder Pants* (You get five Hitmans in our hearts Mike)

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

GabrielKnightz any time Mike survives it's a 5/5!

[@masroorahmadbani1712]

Mike u get 6/5 and silent silent assassin rating

[@jediknight1294]

The Mossad, The Mob, the Russian.

[@michaelcorleone6553]

"Just send Agent Mike. One of the people he'll kill is bound to be the target."

[@coulsonintahiti]

LOL

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

It's the Smaug approach

[@TheSchultinator]

The Eversor assassins from WH40k

[@ryansaxby8625]

Guard: "Yeah, get him Steve!" Mike: *Knocks out a guard* Guard: "Yeah, maybe next time Steve!"

[@90sPikachu]

hahaha that cracked me up

[@currystain775]

Thought I was the only one who heard it

[@DeathBringerBecky]

when was that?

[@hush-615]

@@DeathBringerBecky 31:28

[@ReddCrystal]

HA when is this in the video??? timestamp?

[@justinleong7697]

Andy: casual clothes, perfect for blending in to a crowd unseen. Jane: tuxedo, cool professional and calculating. Mike: clown, is a clown.

[@jessicafalkowski549]

"I'm not being hunted in this outfit. But this one looks like a clown." Priorities

[@GhengisJohn]

The Mike portion of this video had me and my brother laughing out loud. It was also shockingly tense.

[@justthatdamnawesome]

Actually had to pause the video for a couple of minutes after that, just to laugh

[@bradleydoyle6752]

@@GhengisJohn he cracks me up whenever they cut to him and he's just shooting 5 people or in a fistfight lol

[@jrjuergens]

"Yeah, get him Steve!" - "Yeah, next time Steve!" Brillant comedy in just those two sentences.

[@Jermungus115]

I literally pissed myself laughing.

[@FluffyNinjaUnicorn3Gaming]

The best of comedic timing!

[@b2air1921]

31:25 for anyone who missed this glorious moment

[@cg_bones]

Me when my friend is in a fight he is gonna lose

[@velvetjonez06]

Literally cackling as we speak

[@shadowgamr2673]

"On the other hand, I really wanna swagger out of this joint dressed as a clown"-Mike 2017

[@XxTriKzR4KiDzxX]

Mike: Im the hero this time!!! *proceeds to murder the target, his entire guard staff, and every random civilian that cowers in his direction*

[@domlocke3845]

I think you mean, "Proceeds to murder the target, his entire guard staff, and every random civilian that cowers in his direction... like a hero."

[@calebheinis965]

Rather like *proceeds to dress as a clown then murder the target, his entire guard staff, and every random civilian the cowers in his direction... Like a hero.* And a crazy guy....

[@samueledwards1611]

*engages in combat* Guard: "yeah you get him Steve!" *knocks Steve out cold* Guard: "maybe next time Steve..." Lol my favorite part of this episode!!

[@nightbling8905]

Samuel Edwards when?

[@jjtomecek1623]

31:29

[@andymcp4752]

Mike didnt even need to touch the controller before going 'full Mike' thats why hes the master

[@timothymclean]

Somehow, I knew the murder clown would be Mike before the video started. I also guessed that "fire ritual" was Jane, leaving "accidents" for Andy. One for three ain't bad...

[@PataponEnjoyer]

What, the murder clown?

[@BallinSloth]

I love when he said oh I'm in combat again. that summarizes his experience in mostly every stealth game

[@lars3877]

The definition of a "Full Mike" needs to include the phrase, "Oh, I didn't even need to stab you."

[@andrestomas7112]

Andy Mcp i

[@geenibt518]

Mike, you NEED to do a kill everyone challenge You're pretty much half way done on a normal day

[@aNytmare]

The challenge for Mike is to stop at some point!

[@d5rmantis]

I tried once to kill every NPC on the Paris map. Once I got to around 280 dead the game would keep crashing. Too bad.

[@awmperry]

Oh, you’ll enjoy the Japan mission in this campaign...

[@domlocke3845]

You mean he needs to STREAM a kill everyone challenge... preferably on a day when I can catch it live.

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

It's good to have.... Goals?

[@jondw]

Jane looked so professional for her start and then there is Mike, not even a minute into the episode and already I can tell this will be good

[@jondw]

I was right

[@jonathanewing652]

Andy: The Hitman pro! Jane: The Bond fan. Mike:... we should've seen this coming...

[@Peaceful3arth]

Trust me. Mike is killer at parties... *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge* 😏

[@sumimasen_7608]

Lol😂

[@bloodreaper8822]

Jonathan Ewing perfect description

[@ishtar0110]

Jonathan Ewing Totally!! XD Mike will be Mike.

[@konstantinschmitz3209]

He is never going to use another starting disguise again, isn't he?

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Starting the game as a clown is probably the craziest thing Mike has done since gassing the whole atrium.

[@SgtKOnyx]

Hey, that's a legit strategy

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

Yeah, and dressing like a clown!

[@Shikaschima]

Aaaand then was him playing Darksouls in Hitman a few months later.

[@coulsonintahiti]

@@Shikaschima LOL I remember that. Dark SOUUUUUUUUULS

[@violetmoon1587]

"Oh Mike"- A thought from the beginning that carried on through right until the very end. Never change Mike

[@jonathanpayne858]

Don't worry Jane, the forensic investigator who records the distinct shape of the head wound on the target's head, finds flecks of red paint in his hair, and connects them to the out-of-place hotel fire extinguisher that was found will recognize your dramatic irony, and I'm sure he will just laugh, and laugh, and laugh!

[@Rippertear]

Hey Mike, what's the difference between Hotline Miami and Hitman? That's not a setup to a joke, I just want to make sure you know.

[@Bazinga3108]

"Get him Steve" - Bob. *Steve gets knocked out* "Next time Steve" - Bob. Bob is the kind of supportive friend we all need.

[@sabretoo]

Andy: khakis Jane: fancy tux Mike: clown suit Are you guys literally the Animaniacs?

[@Amosarthus]

"Oh, I'm in combat again." -Mike Channell, 2017

[@JRockySchmidt]

2017-death

[@RedShadow120]

"Oh, I'm in combat again." -Mike Channel, First words-Last words.

[@delpantion6045]

A James Bond impersonator carrying office supplies. A well-dressed man carrying $75 in change in his pockets. And a clown walking around with three shurikens, a coin, and a pistol......... okay now guess which one is Mike

[@TekMerc]

I enjoy these 3 ways to play Hitman videos a lot. Andy is the real Hitman MVP and Jane did very well too. Mike also played.

[@A.Tag90]

Jane: Mabe I'll use this disguise Andy: I'll just poison her drink Mike: AAAAAHHHH I'M GETTING SHOT AT!!! Classic Mike.

[@bk-fv8kb]

Andy feels conspicuous in the default suit. Mike shows up in a clown costume. Levels.

[@zaqzilla1]

Mike that's just creepy. “They float, they all float... and when you're down here with me, fat boy, you'll float too.”

[@CaitlinRC]

"Fire Ritual", "Murder Clown" and "Accidents". Sounds like a fun party.

[@tycol322]

Caitlin RC i saw that and my mind said thats mike jane and andy in order

[@princeevilregal8209]

It's only a party until someone gets hurt, then it becomes a sport! 😜

[@gg_glow]

Sounds like yet another "video game party you do not want to get invited to"

[@polkarrty]

ironically andy did the fire mike did the clown and jane for the accodents

[@matthewhardwick8208]

Caitlin RC Can I get an invite?

[@jonathanewing652]

So Andy got the best score, but Mike's was the most realistic.

[@RetepAdam]

Honestly, Mike’s was the most impressive. I have no idea how he even survived the first few minutes.

[@loganlomax5956]

Mike literally made decisions based on wanting to look like a clown his was so unrealistic, while I would handle it like Andy if I knew what he knew

[@NathanWeeks]

Andy, cult lead death quip "You're fired!"

[@Blyat763]

Nathan Weeks I see fire puns are the hottest new thing, huh?

[@joaomoraes8644]

These puns are sure lit

[@Buroogamon]

Come on guys, can we at least admit he went out in a ‘’ blaze of glory ‘’. 😜 I just re-watched the episode and realize Andy you made this joke

[@drewmather2028]

You guys embody the virtues of every good hitman: Andy-patience and discipline Jane-logic and reasoning Mike-...improvisation?

[@ayanhaider303]

For me, 3 Ways To Play Hitman is like being 47's psychiatrist and having to deal with his 3 distinct personalities all at once.

[@prophet1390]

Agent 47 I guess you would know... can I have a autograph?

[@math3000]

I think Jane's playthrough is more of "Role-Playing" or an attempt of it.

[@jhsand1515]

Mike: "I take this job very seriously!" [giggles at explosions and throwing cleavers] Man, think about what would happen if Mike wasn't serious...

[@princeevilregal8209]

Andy: successfully stealthing around, Jane: trying to successfully stealth around, Mike: clown prejudice and cupboard combat... God I love this channel!

[@Christian-ir2mb]

"I spend a lot of time in combat don't I?.......... Right!" Mike acknowledging he is in fact Mike.

[@westie1209]

It was great to see he had such burning passion for his cult

[@jeremyneill227]

It's so funny watching the different ways they play interspersed together. Andy is always professional AF and it's funny seeing his deliberate and careful gameplay right next to mike killing everyone

[@geistdraco8437]

Watched this when it came out and I still get a kick out of Andy's professional intro, Jane's semi-professional one, and Mike just giggling like a mad man while dressed as a clown.

[@seeleyboothfan2]

Should I be surprised? Andy: methodically works with intel with death quips Jane: goes for dramatic irony (singing all the way) Mike: kill almost everyone he encounters, makes poor decision after he's successfully completed it... But still wins? Typical Mike: "I didn't even need to stab you"

[@possiblestranger]

Hitman Game of the Year Edition: now with more levels, more costumes, more weapons and more NPC sass.

[@prophet1390]

Ari Katz meh... meh... mabey... NPC Sass you say? I'm in!

[@bk-fv8kb]

"I don't even know what I'm doing now", says Mike.......YOU SHOWED UP IN A CLOWN COSTUME

[@GhengisJohn]

Murder by clown is no laughing matter.

[@ZONEACE]

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

[@AjesDH82]

You people are so wise...Pennywise.

[@domlocke3845]

Eh, I find that joke to be a bit... Krusty.

[@ZONEACE]

That’s just because you’re a Bozo.

[@domlocke3845]

Me, a Bozo? Huh, I always thought of myself as Jester average guy.

[@jefferycrouse5654]

The endings were the best part. Mike:"Oh no I'm in combat again. Run!" Jane:"I don't even have time for a cocktail, damn." Andy: *leaned back with a drink in hand* "Oh right, I need to leave."

[@Videosaurus_Wrex]

In which Mike doing fairly well for once, decides he needs a victory lap dressed as a killer clown

[@fifilabomba8177]

any episode that begins with mike laughing to himself in a clown costume is going to be complete chaos - you did NOT disappoint, sir! 9.7 from the Romanian judge

[@marnimacgilp8349]

Mike: I really want to swagger out dressed as a clown Jane and Andy: calmly walk out Mike: Well I’m in combat again 🤷🏼‍♀️ You are all so wonderful but Mike you are beautiful!!!

[@worf7271]

I will never get tired of watching the three of you play Hitman.

[@coupdq9race16]

Prediction for mission 4: Mike kills 97 people but only gets one non target kill.

[@lethabomohale977]

I see your 97 and raise 100 before even finding the target

[@danielshaffer930]

I had 153 or something very close to that amount and almost all were targets.

[@lethabomohale977]

"Targets"

[@danielshaffer930]

If you take so long that everyone gets infected then everyone's a target.

[@josephwhitman8633]

What?!? How?

[@CucumberSadness]

Mike is my heart and soul, my spirit animal. I am 1 minute into the video and I am already 30x happier than I was before clicking the video.

[@jaketheauroran]

I'd like to see a video where Mike just kills literally everyone. A pile of 500 bodies.

[@simonhicks5973]

have you not seen any other Hitman videos

[@tannerzade8398]

Pretty easy to do on Colorado. Go up in the loft and peak over a box or blind fire or funnel them up the stairs at the water tower. Take notes Mike

[@kshitijkapoor7332]

Look up bigmooney on yt. You will be pleased.

[@NastyLittleBagginses]

This isn't so much "3 ways to play," as "2 ways to play, and 1 way to play a different game altogether."

[@joemomma3648]

Wait, if it's game of the year edition are we no longer allowed to call it "Hitman: No Subtitle"? BOO!

[@SgtKOnyx]

joe momma No, it's "Hitman no subtitle GOTY". You're still good

[@Hatifrey]

Andy: Pure professional, explains everything he's about to do. Jane: Pure sass, explains almost everything she's about to do. Mike: * *laughing while blending as a clown* *

[@Vamptonius]

Mike & Andy, exact mirror image mishes.

[@TheJaguar1983]

Mike going the full Mike as usual. Well, maybe the half Mike; no explosions.

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

TheJaguar1983 or bullets fired so.... 1/3 Mike?

[@ryanmiller8817]

I rather like how Andy and Jane go through roughly the same motions, varying only somewhat in methodology, marked by relative professionalism.. Mike? Mike just does his own thing entirely, marked by... Chaos?

[@realism_logic]

The difference between Andy and Jane is, that Jane is more of an adapting type of hitman, while Andy is truly a hitman by heart.

[@ryanmiller8817]

realism, logic Quite true, yet I reckon Mike is the most terrifying! With Andy, you'll not know he's there until he's done you in, and Jane will just be flickers. Mike will make you watch as your whole platoon of bodyguards is massacred by.. Well, in this case, a clown.

[@realism_logic]

I agree with you.

[@TheDimensionDweller]

I love the cuts between the different players in these videos. They make it even more fun to watch when you match up what they're doing or things they say.

[@thomasmcilhatton1325]

Jane:”very safety minded for a death cult” 😂😂 such a valid point

[@melodysymphonystar]

Andy's choice of clothing : normal and easy to blend in the crowd Jane: classic murder tux, harder to hide Mike: Bwahaha, classic. Love you Mike, never change, you're amazing!

[@polkarrty]

mike as 47 dressed as a clown is told to stop blending inwhen did he ever start?

[@JairamWaddell]

Mike: *stabs a waitress* "Oh I didn't need to stab you" *Kills a random passerby on the stairs* "I don't know what I'm doing". I don't think it'll stand up in court...

[@sovashchetty4838]

I guess the stress of leading a cult caused him too....burn out?

[@Blyat763]

Sovash Chetty god damn it

[@christianlukens6264]

I love that I am not surprised by Mike picking the murder clown, but still legitimately surprised when he walks into the target room and things immediately pop off.

[@DragonAceSg7]

There are half a dozen fire extinguishers in the room where Andy turned the cult leader into a roasted marshmallow and not a single person grabbed one.

[@McDDcM]

I think the 3 ways to play hitman videos may be my favourite series on KZbin ever. I bought the game after watching you guys play.

[@AceRide]

"Yeah, get him Steve!" *Steve gets punched out by clown* "Er, maybe next time, Steve." I love this game

[@xeriana9945]

Titles for each playthrough Jane- "I'mma gonna use that confusion" Andy- Firey Explosion-well worth the wait. Mike- Killer Clown murders all with circumcision knife.

[@a.papath]

This is the most mike aproach mike has ever done on a hitman vid.... "Oh i am in combat again...."

[@Dracinard]

Stumbling into the secret murder ritual, holding a bloody shuriken, dressed as a clown. Y'know, even for Mike, that's impressive.

[@Jermungus115]

Andy: no witnesses Jane: no witnesses Mike: no *alive* witnesses

[@CaporegimeMarcus]

I wish they would play this with one of them playing and the rest watching. Hearing Andy's frustration at Mike going "Full Mike" and then finishing the mission much easier and faster than Andy did is hilarious XD.

[@robnojob8101]

Mike: “It was going really well until it ceased to go well.” You mean when you stopped blending in at the beginning?

[@Isperada]

Aneurysm Gaming :: What do u mean? He was never blending in to begin with.

[@docette2015]

Jane: Classy, elegant, accidental. Andy: Patient, stealthy, fiery. Mike: Clown, goes where the party is, circumcision knife. Please, you three, never EVER change. XD Although I do think it's a nice touch that you all went back for your original outfits and all used the same escape route.

[@BadassBrainiact]

Andy could have said "His plans went up in flames"

[@whomd2112]

Come on Andy, how could you miss "His dreams went up in smoke!"

[@trollvar]

Mike didn't even shoot anyone. He's getting better!

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

trollvar Death by knife requires more skill anyway...

[@ven_of_attre]

"It was going really well, til it ceased going well." - title of Mike's autobiography. Also I love how it switches from Mike and Jane's chaotic bullet-filled games to Andy, standing quietly beside a buffet table for half an hour.

[@codychristensen2911]

The mike: Hiding in the cupboard and saying "oh dear"

[@rashkavar]

I love the consistency with the vodka. Person talking about it: "Where's that 151 proof vodka?" Art on the bottle: "92% ALCOHOL" Description in the Inventory: "92 Proof Vodka" For those who've not gone through a phase of liking the really hard stuff, let me break that down: --151 proof is 75.5% alcohol, but contains enough room for other stuff to give it at least some element of the flavour of the normal ~40% version of the spirit in question. Definitely flammable, and comes with a fireguard on the neck of the bottle to keep it from becoming an accidental molotov. --92% alcohol is what it says on the tin, and is basically just straight alcohol. It's not vodka, or rum, or gin, or anything else anymore, it might as well just be straight alcohol. Even more flammable than the 151, obviously, and probably also comes with a fireguard (my only experience with this kind of stuff was a flask that a university friend was using to stiffen drinks and get spit takes from people taking a shot of it without knowing what it is) --92 proof is only 46% alcohol, and is well within the normal range for vodkas. It's more than half water, and thus is actually not flammable at all. It will certainly get you thoroughly soused, though.

[@mikemullen8174]

The number of staff at this hotel who have 'accidentally' fallen into chest freezers and frozen to death is appalling...

[@MI.YT.]

9:22 The way Mike enters the room, dressed as a clown assassin, after distracting/killing two guards with his high performance sports coin/shuriken, then says "Oh.. oh!! Sorry.. sorry.." as he walks in on the cult initiation just cracked me up. 🤣🤣

[@cherrybombstudios1671]

If the people at the Himmapan Hotel are getting so suspicious of Mr. Rieper, he might want to take his business elsewhere, like The 4 Seasons! After all all, The Seasons don’t fear Rieper.

[@geekygamergirl7259]

I see what you did there.

[@halley42]

ba dum TISH *applause*

[@ulfhazelcreek8108]

3 ways to play, it brought me to the channel from the start. *wipes nostalgic tear* So happy.

[@polkarrty]

TOBIAS REAPER. TO BE A REAPER. real suave 47 real suave

[@polkarrty]

another name 47 considered was Brian Desmond Keller, Ian D. Keller, i am the killer

[@HoodedDude]

William Keller would also work :D

[@adamcarroll123]

Well to bias reaper is the name of a character in hitman absolution so it might be a reference to him

[@jefferycrouse4652]

@@adamcarroll123 Nah Tobias Rieper just seems to be 47's go to alias for all missions. Contracts and silent assassin both have parts where he goes by Tobias Rieper

[@oftenspanx]

Not charging admission for such a wonderful rollercoaster of emotions is quite the missed opportunity for some profit-centric thinking. This was grand you guys, never change.

[@06Luke14]

Mikes intro really caught me off guard 😂

[@purpleiguana208]

VERY impressed you made it out alive, Mike. Once you went back for the clown costume, I thought you were dead for sure.

[@connor203]

And Mike's Main objective, to be compromised in every outfit possible.

[@rpgeezlouise4600]

I love how Mike just mischievously laughs at the beginning every time.

[@thuershen]

I just got to the part where Mike's playthrough starts and I started laughing so hard I had to pause the video. Still haven't resumed, because I'm still laughing. It's been five minutes. Send help. ..and they say clowns aren't funny

[@susansparrow]

I really think “oh, I’m in combat again” really sums ups Mike and my play through style

[@NimbleTack]

Is that the quickest that everything has gone completely Mike on a mission?

[@blarg2429]

Depends how you look at it. He did once set off an explosive rubber duck in the first minute of a mission (which is undoubtedly very Mike), but that actually turned out perfectly and he got off scot-free. If by "gone Mike" you mean "his tendencies have caused trouble for himself," then the rubber duck incident doesn't count.

[@michaelrounsville8314]

Andy: does mission Jane: manages the mission Mike: it doesn't have to be pretty as long as it gets done

[@TMWriting]

I feel like Andy's playthrough took four hours, Jane's took about forty minutes and Mike had blown everything up by minute twelve.

[@forge23]

I really do love these "three ways to play" videos. They were what got me watching Outside Xbox so it's awesome to see them return!

[@zaqzilla1]

Now in what other game can you go on a circumcision knife rampage? Good on you Mike. I like the cut of your gib.

[@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII]

I also like to cut gibs

[@derFredausdemVideo]

"Yeah! Get him, Steve!", the other guard yelled. "Maybe next time, Steve!", he said in a calm voice after Mike knocked him out cold. Awesome.

[@treespiders9397]

"It was going really well... until it cease going well." Really Mike? You showed up in a clown suit. When did it start well?

[@eggdotpng]

Ada Codina The moment he looked in his Agent 47 wardrobe and said to himself “I’m gonna murder everybody while dressed in a clown suit today.”

[@RafikiandCo]

Andy: Strategy + Casual clothes Jane: James Bond-y strategy +Tux Mike: 47 dressed as a clown. And that's why Mike is ALWAYS the best at stealth!